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« f BANDON RECORDER. I A FAIR WARNING P olly L arkin "oääöaeeöeeeeeoieÖAÖeöee»: ASM? ’ ride acroea the Imy. “Nhe Ilves out of i THE AMERICAN LAUGH Uiwu and I know she'd expect a girl to work all tbe lime, never cr<«s tbe ft Is a Valaable AIA la Ballala* c» Oar National Greater»». bay more than two or three times a God's greatest gift to man waa the week, and she's one of the kind that would want a girl to get a Sunday diu- laugh. Without it tbe human race would have wept itself to death or ex uer. Sunday is the vefy day • girl terminated itself long ago. Patboa 1» wants to get oil, too. She'll be a long beautiful; tragedy is absorbing. Bui time wantin' a girl, I van tell you.”. both pathos and tragedy are instantly Another woman of at least forty years routed by the laugh. of age had a habit of going to work tor Laughter has sunshine in It. It is Learned men have searched a week at a time. “I’ll see how 1 like warm. you aud you like me,” she would in for the secret of life. What to It bnt form tbe party who engaged her. She good humor? That's the secret of life being worth living. seldom remained over a week, aud she What sunshine is to earth good hu didn’t intend to wbeu she took the sit mor la to man. JTake tbe smile and uation. Nhe bad $3'100 to her credit the laugh away, and it would be tbe and kept her bank book sewed up in end of man. her skirt. She never brought auy bag Men can't fight while they enjoy a gage, but looked like the fat woman in joke, Death himself recoils from the Fore|»augh’s circus, for she bad all her laugh, The man in a good humor has clothes in her possession ou her back. an enormoua advantage over the man Two wrappers aud her “visiting suit,” who la angry. Anger la dark. Bitter ness is filled with shadow. Intoler aa she called her shabby black dress, ance is grim and black. Prejudice is being her other clothing. By working blind. a week or so she got enough money to Good humor, with the smile and the keep her supplied with her modest laugh, is sunshine in which objects are needs for a week or so, then she would plain and distortion disappears and seek employment again for a short wherein phantoms become nothing. One reason for America's greatness is time. Nhe was uot slow to take any thing she considered would help her that, above all. It la a nation that laughs. There have been gay peoples out if she thought she would not be de and frivolous nations, but gayety and tected. Her wauts were few. She paid frivolity are strangely akin to melan $3 per montli for a room with a poor choly. That gay Germany whose na led and one chair in it. Teu cents' tional happiness la expressed in song worth of soup and a tive-cent loaf of is clouded by melancholy. Sadness bread lasted her three or four days, pervades the teiupqrament of Germa * then she would have ten cents’ worth nia. And frlvploua France—bow tragic of stew tbe remainder of tbe week. In she becomes—how desperately tragic! that way she never had to draw ou her The great American laugh la another $3000, but allowed it to go on accumu thing. Investigate the American na lating interest. tional laugh, and there’s a sound, prac BRIDAL PHOTOGRAPHS. LAURA KEENE’S DREAM. JUDGED BY HER BOOK Not Nearly So Maar Taken Mown- ■aye aa There I’»»A to Be. ■ Vision la Blaaiber Thai Was Tara- *A lata a RaaUtr. Tbe War Girl» la tke Bi* D»*»rS> s»»at ■(•*•• Are WatebeA. Stuart Robson used to tell a strange Brides are probably Just as beautiful Tbs girls iu s large departmeat store now as aver they were, but they are story of Isaura Keene, with whom be says Frank Leslie’s, are, as a rule, car* ■to ■ark Twain’» Interview With played in the sixties to tbe last centu not nearly so anxious to record tbelr fully watched not only in tbe store, but Fatare Falker-la-law. postnuptial loveliness by means of pho ry. “The sight of a bottle of red Ink out of it. The buyer of each depart One sees many things in*Nau Fran Mrs. Samuel Clemens was Miss Olivia tographs. Most photographers say they was enough to upset her for a week." meut knows pretty well tbe habits ot Langdon. For some years before »he cisco that puts you to thluklug and he said. "On one occasion we were his sales ladies; knows bow much 11 are glad of it. met Mr. Clemens she had beeu con give an insight Into human nature that “1 never did enjoy taking tbe pictures playing a farce called The Lady and eoats them to Uve aud bow they speud fined to her bed with what was be- you would not find if you were seek of bride»." said a photographer. “Like the Devil.' An important acene of It tbelr evenings. It is easy for him to lieved to be an Incurable disease, but ing for these Inner sights. Nome are all the rest of the world, I love the desr waa when she was sitting at a table get tbe information not merely through she was at length miraculously re sad, some amusing, and others show creatures, but when it comes down to preparatory to writing a letter, 1. as tbe store datectlve, but iu many other stored to health. Tbe cure was tte the stern realities of life. One of tbe *4 s dozen commercialism they do not her servant, stood at tbe back of a ways. sensation of Elmir*. N. Y., aud young latter I saw tbe other day iu all of Its satisfy my artistic Instincts. Few brides chair. Take your right band off that The buyer la, aa a rule, a tolerant Clemen», then a newspaper reporter. take a good picture. Homebow their chair,' she whispered. The stage dia person, who cares only for two things Was sent there to interview Miss Lang phases. Nearly a hundred men were logue proceeded. 'You are sure you togs are not becoming. A bride is sup leaving an intelligence office to lake a namely, that the girls "deliver the don on her recovery. posed to look superlatively lovely on can find Don Rafael at hie lodgingsT goods”—I. a. that they make big He obtained the interview for bls oertaiu train which wouldcouvey them her wedding day, but if anybody dared 'Yea. madam; bia servant telle me his '.'books"-and that they appear respect newspaper and brought back Impres to the aceneof their employment on the to tell the truth on the subject that su wounds will confine him to bia bed for able. If they stay out ao late at night sions of more value to himself. railroad. A number of them were for perstition soon would be exploded and a week.’ 'Is this the only paper that that they do not reach the store prompt Miss Langdon's parents were at first eigners, with stolid, indifferent faces, a the sweet thiugs wduld realize that. In we have? Where la the ink?' 'Here, ly in the morning they may be dis strongly opposed to the young newi- roll of dirty comforters on their backs, stead of looking their beat on that oc madam.’ And I bent forward to place charged. transferred from one depart Puper man, and, for bls part, bls timid and you could easily see that they did casion. most of them are apt to look the Ink within her reach, when, in my ment to another or merely not rise io ity, so it is solemnly said, stood in the not believe for a moment that “cleanli their worst. It is tbe same way when confuslou at her reproof, the vessel tlie way uf salary, depending on tbe de way of tbe progress of bls suit. But they come to be photographed In tbeii was upset, and its contents trickled gree of tbelr misdemeanor. If the girl's finally he screwed up courage to speak ness was next to godliues«.” If they wedding finery. They are either too on to the lap of her satin dress. Tbe book Is unsatisfactory she Is simply to Mr. Langdon and one morning timid had ever beard tbe old adage they cer pale or too red. and they have a nerv Ink was blood red. I shall never for discharged or transferred, and no res ly entered his future father-in-law's tainly did not live up to it. Their ouly ous, anxious expression that robs the get the ghnstly look that overspread son is given, but if she la wise she private office, where that man was thought was of the dollars and cents face of nil good lines for photographic her face, and I was so frightened that knows the reason why. seated at work. their work would bring them. Two I never knew bow the scene ended. purposes. If. on the other band, the girl Is a “Mr. Langdon — have you — noticed and two they marched along, utterly "The next morning at rehearsal she good seller the buyer will excuse a "The time was when no bride consid anything — between — your daughter — indifferent to things around them. ered herself really married until she told me I was doomed to ill luck for the great deal in the way of irregularity of and—me?" There were mere boys, not yet out of had arrayed herself in sjtotlMS white remainder of my days. She called tbe hubits. As long a» a girl sticks closely “No.1” shouted the objecting parent, their teeus laughing and chatting, and and had her picture taken. Generally company together and gave them a de to business she is allowed a great deal wheeling sharply around ao as to get a their gayly colored comforters tied up ’ he ’ came with her, and ‘he’ looked Just tailed description of tbe 'awful scene' of freedom, but when her "book" be- full view of his visitor, about as foolish as she did. Goodness, the night before occasioned by the gln| to suffer it is time for her to "look with bale ropes and slung over their "Well,” said the young man as he the trouble I have had ¡»using brides young man who would never make an out.” turned to the door, ready for Instant shoulders. They evidently considered and bridegrooms before the camera! actor. She told of a terrible dream she flight "If you-keep a—sharp— lookout it more of a picuic than anything else A Lawrtr't Bill. Instead of telling them to look pleas had bad In which some great person —you—will!" and seemed to be delighted to go. Here Is the story of an Ohio lawyer ant I always felt like saying, ’Don’t had been foully murdered before her Among tbe lot were men who had seen eyes; how she had attempted rescue who did not become a politician, as he look Idiotic if you can possibly help it,’ lietter days, clean and their clothing ONE ARMED MAN’S SKILL. and then 1 would have to think up without avail; how be had fallen dead was not built on political lines. It la neat although threadbare. They car some device to keep her from scrouging at her feet, and bow bis blood slowly told by a Washington man, who waa ■aw He Mana*eA to Battan Hia Cafl ried either a cheap new satchel or an down too close against bis shoulder end oozed Into her lap. It waa two years hia clerk at one time. Lawyer B. was ta Hia Shirt Slaava. to keep him from responding with an after this that Miss Keene was play a gruff sort of personage and believed “When and how did you lose your apology for oue for their clothing, and tical something behind It. It la never a equally Inappropriate embrace. But ing at Ford's theater, Washington, on In making every one pay for every {here was more than one gray-headed left arm?" forced laugh. It la healthy, vigorous, with all my precautions I never fully the occasion when Abraham Lincoln service. One of his clients was tbe BRIEF REVIEW "Five years ago. I was working In a man among them. Instinctively they spontaneous. succeeded In preventing . their acting was shot. Miss Keene was tbe only president of a bank, who, during tbe factory and got my arm caught in some separata ’ from the rest of tbe men and Empires and powers have crumbled like lunatics. The other day when look person who seemed to realize the sit pendency of his case, dropped into tbe Great Power in Small Battery. belting." paired off by themselves. Twoor three and gone to pieces in solemn serious Ing over a lot of old negatives I came uation. She ran to the box, and tn a lawyer’s office very frequently and “Has your right arm become more were well dressed and with tbe whitest Miller Reese Hutchinson,the Inveutor ness and gloomy grandeur, while Uncle across several hundred of those senti moment tbe head of the dying man told stories, Tbe lawyer was a good serviceable since you lost Its mate?” of silk handkerchiefs tied around their of the electrical device whereby the deaf Sam, with a Joke on hia lipa, forges mental combinations, and I thanked was in her lap, while the scene of her listener, and seemed to enjoy the “Ob, yea. I can do almost anything necks. You could not help but think are enabled to hear, has come to the ■ head.—Denver Post. my lucky stars that nowadays few dream was being pitifully enacted.”- stories very much, but after the bank with my one arm. I used to have a er went out I-awyer B. would say: with them it was a case of “must do front with a new invention, a dry stor newly mated couples have the camera Argonaut. great deal of trouble in dressing my $10 for an hour ’Here, charge Mr. something,” and as there was no other age battery, three inches high, two and craze."—Chicago Record-Herald. A COMMON CUSTOM self, but it comes easy now. I can tie THE TOO EARLY BIRD. of my time. If I have got to listen to opening they took the ouly thing they a half Inches wide, that will prove of my shoes, put on a four-in-hand tie, put ■aa'» Habit of Rannla* Hi» Fla*er» bls stories be has got to pay me for POULTRY POINTERS. collar buttons In a new shirt; in fact, could get with the determination to great value. The advantage of Huch- A Social Nnlaaae» For Whom There it." Finally, tbe bill was made out and Tteron*k Hi» Hair. Is No R»«a»». do everything required Just as well as work at that until something else more iuson’s battery is its small size in pro “Why does a man alwaya run hia carried to the banker. It was an Item Stale bread soaked in milk and I could when I bad two hands." in keeping with their tastes and capa portion to tbe work it will do. From hand through hia balr when he takea The too early birds are a source of ized account, stating the date of each “It certainly Is wonderful what one bilities could be obtained. They looked one of the new batteries a current of hia hat off?” salted an observant man. squeezed dry is a good feed for young trouble and inconvenience to the entire call. He scanned It closely and re can do if he only has to.” . neighborhood. likescholarly men. They carried gripe, thirty-five amperes and six volts can “Did you ever notice that man will in ducks. marked: should bo “Yes; it Is. There's only one thing, that told of better days. Oue could not be secured on a short circuit. By a variably do thia very thing? la it just Only medium sized eggs Invite the too early birds to a dinner, “He has made me pay for It pretty set. Extra large or small ones are apt and they arrive an hour before the however, that I really pride myself on well, hasn’t he?” help but -feel a pang of sympathy for special device also, the battery can be a nervous habit? Is it vanity? It is to produce deformed chicks. being able to do with my one band, and time. an old habit. I have never known a “Pay for what?" asked tbe clerk. that Is to fasten my cuff. How do you these men, who were so different from recharged from nn ordinary electric man who did not Indulge this habit Turkeys are not so sure to come Your last little touches have to be “For listening to my stories.” the rest and so entirely out of their ele lighting circuit or from the regulation suppose I do this?" home as other fowls; hence It la a good delegated to the first amiable soul who Even men who have no balr to run And then he paid tbe bill.—Washing "I hadn't thought of this. For the ment. As I stood watching them 1 bluestone cells. It is of especial use to tbelr fingers through, men whose plan to mark them In some way. appreciates tbe misery of entertaining ton Post. thought if tbe truth were known what life of me I don't see how you do It. physicians, Hutchinson claims, for heads are as bald as billiard balls, will Feed the young chicks often if you the too early birds. You had inteudad Do you fasten your cuff with your an Interesting story could be woven cases in which electricity is employed, brush tbelr bands over their heads wourid have them growing rapidly, but to replace a vase of earns tin is with The Norwe*lan Coatane. teeth?" from the lives of tbe different men. It particularly for cauterization work. An when they lift tbelr hats. If the men do not feed more at a time than they one of roses or possibly you bad at tbe It is at church in Norway that the “No.” And the one armed fellow made me feel glad that some of them other claim for it is its adaptability for simply wanted to smooth their tousled will eat up clean In a few minutes. IRat moment intended to shift the plate national costume la beat seen. In tbe smiled. Destroy the old nests as soon as tbe cards, having suddenly remembered north tbe women wear short, dark having hung round tbe intelligence work where blasts are ignited by elec hair, of course this would afford ample "Have you some contrivance of your that Miss Jones had a quiet fancy for gowns, with fringed handkerchiefs offices for days bad found work al last, tric spark. Tlie lotteries now used for explanation of the habit, But why hens come off with the chicks. The own that you use?" should a man who has no hair on hi» safest and best plan Is to burn all of Mr. Smith; that Mr. Smith reclpro- tied becomingly over their curly fair and yet pity blended with tbe satisfac such purposes are nearly ten times as "No." cated. hair, black ones for the matrons and bead do the same thing? It is not a the old material. “Well. I don’t see how you do It. It's tion wheu you remembered the picture large and very heavy. Tbe Hutchinson sufficient answeqM» say that aueb a Mr. Smith will have to wonder, and white ones for maidens. Healthy fowls pick up their food of the men whose education and hith battery weighs but six ounces and can beyond me." In the south the old Norwegian man may have bad a full suit of balr quickly and relish It. When they go at Miss Jones will have to summon up her "Why, I put the cuff on tbe shirt be erto environments had fitted them for be carried iu the pocket like a cigarette at ->ne time and that it Is simply a it lazily, pick up a grain or two and presence of mind and conceal her dis dress is often worn. It consists of a fore putting on the shirt." something better than working on a case to be used at auy time by a blast matter of habit contracted under dif then stop something is wrong. appointment. Tbe too early birds must short dark petticoat, with a stripe of And he smiled more broadly than railroad or doing any kind of labor they foreman. With oue charge it will run | ferent conditions. Aa a rule, men are Never shut the fowls up In such close be greeted as though you were glad to bright colors, a full white blouse, and ever.—Indianapolis News. were called upon to perform. a miner’s lamp twelve hours. In tbe | unconscious of tbe fact. They do not quarter» that they cannot take enough see them and appreciated tbelr appar ■ red bodice heavily embroidered, while on Sundays a quantity of silver latter instance it obviates tbe danger of know why, how or when they run their exercise to promote digestion. Hens ent Impatieuce to have tbe fun begin. Freak» of a Grata». You really would like to give your pins and chains are added. hands over their beads, But they all treated iu this way will soon become explosions and gives better light. Polly looks at the crowds of idle men One day a bulky, tall, pale faced gen hair another touch, but not so. Your The lieaddress varies according to do It just the same, Go into a court too fat to lay. tleman with busby, restless eyebrows, hanging around the Intelligence offices, guest» await you. the occasion and tbe wearer's social room or at any place where men con- entered a Ixindon tavern. The waiter tbe same men appearing from day to Novel Telephone System. The too early birds haunt the railway condition. Tbe girls wear Jaunty red gregate and where it ls necessary for The Sterne of the Prickly Pear. did not ask him for his order, but Im day, week in and week out, until they In most plants, to put it simply, the stations hours before tbe train leaves caps, the married women a coif made At a recent test in Germany of tbe them to remove their hats and watch mediately brought him.a plate of bread get to be loafers. Nome of them would them. You will observe that every leaves are the mouths and stomachs of and start off on the Journey Jaded and of many folds of starched white linen, aud cheese and a glass of ale. Having not take work if you would give it Pollak-Virag system of telegraphy a man will go through the same perform the organism; their tlilu and flattened out of sorts. plaited over a wooden- frame, and a speed of 50,000 words an hour was at consumed his lunch, the guest sat up- If the too early birds are ever amia bride wears a high metal crown, curi to them. They are merely bangers-on tained. In transmitting, this system, ance. It seems to be a perfectly natu blades are spread out horizontally in right in his chair for awhile, leaning ral thing for them to do. My own con a wide expanse, covered with tiny ble it Is at aueb a "previous" hour that ously chased and set with Jewels. his bands on a- heavy walking cane or figure-beads around these places. like other fast systems, uses a strip of clusion is that it is an evidence of van throats and lips which suck in carbonic the. rest of mankind Is elsewhere, and They would rather loaf than work. and staring blankly at the opposite paper previously punched with holes ity. A maa wants his hair to be just acid from tbe surrounding uir and dis the fact is not generally appreciated. Ta Avoid Tellli»* Secret». wall, as if In a dream. Of a sudden If they can get employment by the day representing dots and dashes. The so. Originally probably it was simply integrate It in their own cells under If there is one class of humanity A New York theatrical manager waa he gave a start. He seized the empty they may take it for a day or a week or mo* novel feature of the system is the a matter of tidiness But It has grown the Influence of sunlight. In the prick more exasperating than tbe too early advising a friend to lie cautious In an glass and dashed it to the floor with possibly a month to get money enough method of receiving. The incoming Into an act of vanity. The lawyer, for ly pears, on the contrary, it is the flat birds I have yet to meet them. The undertaking be had In view. all his might, smashing it to atoms. to sustain them at some cheap lodging “You can’t take too many precau electric impulses cause a thin strip of instance. If he has enough hair for the tened stem and branches which under man who Is too late may entail incon He then reflected for a moment, laid house and a 10-cent restaurant. They purpose, will want his head to have a take this essential operation in the life venience. but at least you have the sat tions,” he asserted. ‘An ounce of pre metal, resembling a telephone dia a coin on the table, got up and left seem to miss their companions in mis tousled appearance. It gives him a of the plant—the sucking in of cartwin isfaction of noting bls discomfiture at vention,’ as the copy book UBed to say. phragm to vibrate, and thus move a the inn without a word to any one., ‘Is better than seven pounds of allo ery about these places where at almost tiny mirror attached thereto. A slen studious appearance and leaves the Im and giving out of oxygen, which are to mlsaing the treat through his own act. After his departure another guest had The too early birds are an Infliction, pathic. homeopathic or hydropathic pression that he has been struggling the vegetable exactly wliat the eating any hour of tbe day you can find these the curiosity to ask the w.alter whether der beam of light from an incandescent with the books. Whatever tbe reason, and digesting of food are to the animal and they carry with them no compen cure.’ One of the most contented men the gentleman who had Just gone out loiterers. Yet at this very time farm light falls u | hmi the rtiirror, and is re the habit is a curious one and one organism. In their old age, however, sating reflection whatever.—Pittsburg I ever knew was the most cautious. was not wrong in his bead. Quoth the ers and orcbardists are advertising for flected thence to a strip of photographi which seems to be deep rooted in tbe He was deaf and dumb, and he never tbe stems of the prickly pear display Chronicle-Telegraph. help all over the coast. Last year boxes cally sensitive paper, which is steadily masculine nature." — New Orleans waiter: went to bed without putting on boxing their true character by becoming "Oh, no, sir! That's nothink un- and boxes of fruit rotted on the ground unrolled by clockwork when messages Times-Democrat. Raster la Russia. gloves.” woody in texture and losing their ar usual with ’lm. sir. 'E's broke maybe because help could not be procured to Easter in Russia Is tbe greatest festi "Boxing gloves? What for?” ticulated, leaflike appearance. come. Chemicals tor development be a ’u nd red glasses since 'e’s been a pick It, and tbe farmers were in tbe val of tbe year. Russian Christmas "So that be wouldn't talk in bls Baadrt aa a Child. earnin' to this ’ousc. ’E don't seem to greatest distress on acount of lheir fast ing applied, the paper exhibits a con presents are as nothing compared to sleep.” George Frederick Handel, the son of The Green Fiend. tinuous dark line, with upward projec know it when 'e does it. 'E Just gits While a nsmlwr of workmen wore those given at Easter. Eggs are of ripening grain and no men to help har tions for dashes and downward ones a Saxon barber and valet, was only a thinkin’ and seems to git liangry five years old when his “fingers wooed sitting in a wine shop in tbe Rue de course the principal feature, aud not , Foiaoa In Teas* Rattlesnake». vest tbe abundant crops. Show these at somethink 'e's thinkin’ «(»out. It’s Observations on live rattlesnakes for dots. The message must then be divine melodies” from the spinet, Charenton in Paris one day one of till one has seen tbe Easter bazaar In Lord Macaulay, sir.”—Collier's Weekly. idle men hanging about the intelligence deciphered and tbe translation must be which a good natured aunt had smug them, a man of forty, qametl Négocier, the Gostlnoi Door and tbe shops on the show that the poison glands become offices these advertisements for help written out. gled for him Into an attic, so that no made a wager that be would drink a Nevsky Prospect Is it easy to imagine functionally active as soon as tbe and they will inform you that they do sound of It might reach tbe ea of his dozen glasses of absinth while 11 tbe beauty and daintiness of Easter snakes begin to shift for themselves, ■ ilninlalrd HI» Imadnatloa. Fortunes In trinkets, which must be very soon after birth. The mother of the three boys hail not want to go out of town, it is too father. At eight bis playing so aston o’clock was striking. Tbe wager was productions. Qgars in Germany. laces and Jewels are spent on the con Experiments oil tbe young ones six noticed that when they slept In the lonesome, or they expect work iu the The use ot cigars or cigarettes is all ished the elector of Saxony that his taken and tbe twelve glasses placed tents of the eggs. days after birth proved the presence same room they were a long time go cityhi a few days. It baa nothing to* father was compelled to withdraw his on the table. On the first stroke Négo but universal In Germany. The manu-1 A very pretty egg Is made of pink of venom In small quantities. Experi Ing to sleep. A little investigation do With their refusal to accept what is opposition and allow the genius of the cier swallowed his first glass, and tbe facture of both has become an import boy to have fair play. And before be brought out the reason. clock had Just finished striking wheu veined marble rimmed with gold. ments made three mouth» after birth offered to them and which they should oinnuay he drank'tlie twelfth and last. While Small Ivory eggs filled with s” er ro showed that considerable venom 1» se- “John," she said, "what kept you be glad to get.- The simple truth is ant industry, the number of those eti- ' nau had reacnea reached m» hia tweirin twelfth birthday gaged in cigar-tnaklng in 1902 being' young Handel was known throughout his companions were .applauding the sary beads make a lovely ofietnig for creted, as a plgeou Inoculated at this boys awake so long last night?” that they don't want tbe work. They 175,000. This work is largely carried on j “Bob was telling us stories." he re Germany as a brilliant composer and feat Négocier staggered and fell heavi tbe devout church woman, and for tbe time died in two hours with the usual would not object to accepting alms, plied. • In villages instead of In cities. Those virtuoso at the court of the emperor. ly to tbe floor. He was picked up dead. practical housewife a little rush bas symptoms of chronic poisoning. ket full of fresh eggs Is wonderfully “But I beard him saying: 'Boys. 1 however. The majority of these idle who till tbe bo II live for tbe most part { attractive. A b OAd •aperstitlBB. Wkea Roys Wore Wl*a. wish you wouldn't bother me. I want men have lost all the manliness they in villages during tbe winter and make\ What He Loat. On tbe eastern shore of Maryland A century and a half ago wig wear to go to sleep!"' ever had, and self-respect is a stranger Shakespeare was reading the latest cigars at exceedingly low wages. Thus A Varaalen» Monster. biliousness is cured by boring three ing was at Ito height, and little boys news. “Yes," admitted John. "When he'd to them. The most voracious of all marine holes In a carefully selected tree and it happens that the city of Marnheim, four or five years of age submitted to told us one story we’d get out of bed "Here's a fellow getting $1 a word!" beasts of prey is tbe orca or killer which is an important center of the having tbelr heads shaved preparatory he exclaimed. walking tbre^-tlmes around It saying. and run round the room awhile. Then Only the other day a man from one j trade, has not a single cigar factory. 1 whale. It reaches a length of twenty- "Go away, bilious.” It Is a matter of to donning tbelr false headdresses. A we would crawl in again and put our 'Too bad! ” returned Johnson. "Just of our northern counties was sent East Nearly half tbe raw tobacco imported Leyden professor—Rivers by name- think of what I'd hare got at that five feet, and Its Jaws bristle with Utmost Importance whether the one cold feet against his back, and keep teeth from four to six laches long and who performs the spell walks with tbe to try and get men to eotde to CalFor- shocked all churches by declaring that rate.” them there till he told us another." is from Holland. ■e Cfertrtlar» irnC a-v»ess»r'ly wear a ■-Botorurfned to hxce -lire ia t word as sharp as a dirk knife. It» digestive run -or cgak*<t the uua, but Years al ter ward- Bub"'Lccame a fw- nls fogs'll«» l'LNyJrultun>l »nd «wberd. wig or be eternally lost On tbe other ■ny way, be turned to his dictionary power is proportioned to tbe tremen knows which Is the approved direction. mons lectnrer and story teller, and work. It seems passing strange that Light Giving Bacteria, dous efficacy of Its Jaws. It seems also —Exchange. hand. Dr. Thiers, a celebrated Cath judge. that, possibly, is the way be got his this state of affairs should exist wheu to be an atrocious glutton, as one speci The use of photogenic bacteria In a olic, assailed tbe wig wearing priests io start. there are so many Idle men here. Un men examined contained in its stomach Met V»’ to the FreAietlon». la Ike Stilly Nl*kt. fortunately these men. who have be miner’s safety lamp is new, but tbe a good sized volume. thirteen pjrpoisef, at rd foat teen seal». l»M> new ata*. exio.feUve ol light glvihg bacteria has" ■ r Wnai lilt ! tue druggist ateepny in "Weil. Is married life all that It Is Yawning is commonly caused by a come chronic loafers, if they are pre been known for years. Those used in quired from his bedroom window. painted?" naked tbe girl. ■ilk Colter» la Italy. temporary deficiency of the air sup vailed upon to go into the country to Ht» Reaaoa. "This Isb drug store, ain't it?" asked “Not quite.” replied the bride, with About 500 A. D. Persian monks first the lamp may be produced by keeping ply in the -lungs. When tbe body Is assist in harvesting grain or fruit can “What reason have you for thinking what her friend later declared she was brought silkworm eggs concealed in the man who had rung the night bell. tbe flesh of fresh berriugor haddock in I weary with hard and continuous work not be depended upon. They are shift that the defendant was Intoxicated T' “Yes. What do you want?" almoat sure was a sigh. “We've been the bead of a hollow staff to Constan “Well, your honor, svben his wife married three months now, and during or mental study, lassitude from the ef less people and shirk their work when a 3 per cent solution of table salt at a 1 tinople. Thence silk culture spread in “Want to look In your city directory fects of close, heavy air or intense beat, ever It is possible. It is an unfortunate temperature a little above freezing1 to Greece. A little later conquest car minute an’ ahee where I live.”--Phila called me over I found him In tbe cel that time Jscjt has spent but four even or perhaps from the peculiar state of state of affairs both for them and for point. In a few days the whole mass ' ried it to Bldly. From there to Italy delphia Ledger. lar cutting kindling wood with the ings at the club.”—Syracuse Herald. the health, the respiratory process Is lawn mower.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. will give off a greenish light, which ' it was but a step. Soil, climate, peo the Htate. sometimes involuntarily stayed for a may lie brightened by adding sugar.- He Knew Hew. ple suited it Tbe Industry took root, Of Real Interest. few moments. To compensate for this The architect cannot live by the In Mr. Kidder—People say that it In Im grew, throve and continues to this day. “Yes; I explained tbe whole theory of The intelligence offices a here women stoppage of breathing nature steps In Do business in a business way, if it is The thrifty peasant manages to get possible to find a needle in a haystack junction to make no plans for tb^ fu i tbe new discovery to my wife." to the rescue and sets up a spasmodic congregate are just as bad. These idle ture.—Philadelphia Bulletin. “And what did she say?" a little strict, and you will be more, ■ilk and oil and wine from tbe same but they’re wrong. action in tbe muscles of the mouth, women sit around the rooms on narrow Mrs. -Kidder-How would you go ■mall bolding. First be plants his mul “She said: 'George, can you retnem throat and chest, which produces a benches placed against the walls like likely to keep your friends than if you ‘ berry trees, sixteen feet each way; (bout it? Swearing Is seldom a convincing ar her whom the Hourfleld girl married? transact affairs In a careless manner In 1 deep inspiration which takes tbe form sardines packed in a box. Nome of Mr. Kidder—Walk across tbe stack In gument except to tbe man who does . I’ve been trying all day to think of hia next he prunes tbe beads Into a hollow of a yawn. them have been fixtures there for two order to accoui modate someone. People ; cup and trains his vines all over them, ny stocking feet— Denver Republican. It *ame."'—Cleveland Plain Dealer. or three years. They have saved up a rasp- ct those who have good judgment ■nd finally around tbe edge be sets a Fear Haman Malar*. 1« the KlaAsr*artea. An Old Charete Kaeeker. Fa at». enough to protect their own interests. ■belter of olive trees. So all seasons Waggles- He couldn't remember why Tbe grotesque knocker on the sanc little money, enough for them to live Teacher—What comes after “t" “Why don’t you try to write your bring him labor and tbe reward of it his wife tied a string around bia tin- name on tbe scroll of fame?” tuary door of Durham cathedral, sparingly on in a cheap down-town Ruth? The man in debt is never a truly In- which bears a rather distinct resem room. Their sole enjoyment Is going Ruth—The fellow what's going to ger. so he was afraid to go home and “My friend.” aald Senator Sorghum F»r*»«t»a, teat Net Lest. ■toyed out all night. blance to a lion. Is said to be of the to the intelligence office every day and depen<lent niau. Better have one acre marry my sister Jane.—Puck. very earnestly. “I have never yet seen “My dear." said Mr. Pewnyhub, ven- your own than ten acres partly your Jagglea — What waa it be should have twelfth century. The hollows for the gossiping and commenting on the new anybody tearing leaflets out of the , hiring to put in a word ■■ she paused eyes may have been formerly filled applicants for work, the old-timers like own. •eroil of famq»snd getting them cashed Men must help one another, or yon remembered? for breath, "may I aak what you are Waggles — To come home early. — nt tbe bank.”—Washington Star. with crystal or enamel, or. as it had themselves and the ladles who are In may rest certain they will hurt one an Lava ex panda in passing from a liquid Scolding about T" been suggested, the open eyes may ■mart Het. ■the».—Schoolmaster. search of help, and how the latter are to • solid state, the gas In the liquid “ I can ’ t remember it Jnat now." re have been contrived to emit fight from ■to Rateltaal Retisene». plied bia Irate spouse. "You've driven Music beckons tbe human race on within the church, so as to guide the picked to pieces. "Wouldn’t work for mam being violently expelled. Manchester Is about to celebrate tbe Reporter (tn vestibule!—Is it true that It out of my bead. But if I hadn't ■ hapless being seeking sanctuary by her If she’d pay me sixty dollars a Jubilee of its free libraries.. It is cal and Is followed by tbe two great col Mr. Gotrox has just died ? flood reason for It do you suppose I’d culated that during tbe fifty years 52,- umns, tbe Joyous, light hearted sod night to the welcome haven of safety. mouth,” said one old-timer of a lady In your library you will find your Butler (cautiously)—It Is. but be has be aa mad aa I am?” 000,000 reference books have been read happy and tbe sorrowful, wretched sad uetkisg ta aay for publication.—Puck. who unfortunately lived a half hour’s liest friends. —Chambers’ Journal. A$d she broke loose again. or consulted.
