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MAN'S LITTLE TOE. '¡•••••••a <>•••••••••••••••*•'< aud doubile«n havs laid by a little auiu CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR OF THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES from their meager wage». They know Msstists Drelar« Tb«t 1« 1» Uoowe* nadir WaaieA. r«*N Years In Bed. wliat it is to work hard, for many of olly arkin l<* ■■ 16a»tr ■»*- There are about 5,006 women stenog- I thein are engaged in the big factories Sag Skidmore bad t»eeu "sjiarkiu*' An original character is Baron Hugo Eminent scientists assert that tbe rapliers In Pittsburg. PREVENTIVE MEDICINE. Susie June for nearly three years with that |»Mtr forth their tide of bumauity small toe of the human foot will be Ortliet of Russia, a millionaire who A German has iuvented an electric when tbe bell for quitting rings out erowded out of existence by tbe end of s|M»nds id« time between his ma guilt out coming to tbe point. At last Susi* sand pump for cleaning stone buildings. thrill.« Ost tbe Ueeaa* la Hellar grew weary of waiting. Tbaa Doelortaa Fur Thea* loud aud clear. Many of them have the i>resent century. Such is the view iviii palace« al 81. Petersburg and Mos The iarg<-«t church tn the world is "Sag," she said, "I want ter know I met a young lady Hie other dsy ’■ecu In the »larkuess of factory work of eliiropediets generally and of phyel- cow anil his sujierti country seat near In luoklug over tbe history of tbe St. I’vter's, at Rome, iKi'ommislatiiig now p ’ lut blank are yo' golu' to hev mi «earch for a means of cure one Is whom the afflicted, sad sud weary at for many years of their lives, eoui- riaiis who bare given tbe matter more Kazan, but always In bed. 54,1 KXI |H*rsolia. or not?" It ruck by the great value of tbe ounce heart call "Blessed Sunshine." Her meucing when they were mere children. Ilian passing consideration, says ths For ten yen re he baa not got up or Th<»»tricul stage employees lune "W-e-LI, I dunuo," Sag drawled. tif prevention. Keeping tbe germs out every thought Is to umkeothers happy. No wonder they want a chauge of I'ililadelplila Press. dressed, There lias never been any- "Sometimea I think I will, en ag’ln I ninety local unions and more than Is in every way preferable to dealing She says, In sfieakiiig of it, that ber J list us, according to Darwin, tbs tail «.(MX> mem liers. with tbe matter after they have ouc>- belief is the religion of love. She scene, and that to preside over a little was .crowded out of tbe human bony thing the matler with him physically, lliiuk I won't.” today. In spite of hi« bulk. ■nd even "Now, whut do yo ’ see aliout me yo' home of their own is the wish of all Galway, Ireland, wants to be made entered the budy. Thia fact scientitie doesn't waste her time on the happy- Ikeletun many ages back because it bad ttie home terminal port of the ¡ itoinmu M others they would rather »ee realized. no useful functions to perform, Ju«t as his bodily condition furnishes a strik don't like?” medicine is Impressing more and more go-lucky who go through the world Work then would be mere child's play ing illustration of tbe fallacy of the as "Well, I dunuo. Some say yo're a 'lew Canadian mail route. deeply on the mind« of public authori the vermiform appendix, tbe only ap- Tbe Women’» Butchers* union at the ties mill tile |>eople, and their response indifferent to the sorrow* of others and competed to the drudgery of the factory, luireut function of which is to necessi sertion that much exercise is India- mite nearsighted.” "Who M»i that? Jest tell me wb< Chicago stockyards lias uno member». In the furm of provisions for improved who will turn a <leaf ear toall plaintive and it would also be ouly a labor of love. tate dangerous and expensive opera petisubie to tbe preservation of health. St. laiuis lias a similar union. public and prlvute sanitation la one of tales of woe, remarking, "go tell your No wouder throe Eaateru girls turu lions, will eventually find no place in But somewhere alsiut 18!r_>. after hav sex it." "Well, Lizy H oo | mt * h » z It.” ileiu-ral Jouliert’s stiver fitted jaunt tbe striking features of tbe social prog troubles to some one else, for we have their faces expectantly towards the set human anatomy. **• according to pres ing exhausted every conceivable form "She do.-», d<M»» she? En she cain’t ing car. which was captured in South ress of the present time. All tbe more troubles of our own.” She listens ting sun. “Food Mother” hopes aud ent indlcatiouB, the little toe must ulti of pleasun» and excitement, he t<M>k to bls I m *<I from sheer ennui und 1ms re« see ter thread a needle. W'y, I i-ould Africa, is now at Woolwich arsenal. enlightened natlous, states and cities of patiently while they unburden them mately disappear altogether. nee the eye of it plumb out ter the! the world | h , hscms organized depart selves of tlielr trials and tribulations, trusts that our California girls who are Whether or not tbe big toe is all that maim'd there ever since. There are a I salt 15.000 convicts In He does not even leave it when he gate.” ment» of health, which, with varying their sorrow- and disappointments, aud given to idleness aud foolish seutiment Is needed in walking and running la a th«» prisons of England, whose main travels, lflk bed being carried from "Well. hl« it's gettiti' purty dark. Susi« will wake up to the sterner facts in life degrees of thoroughness, deal with tb>- comforts them as no one else can. She question which has not yet been satis ti iuinee costs about $3,000,060 a year, aud give up tbeir butterfly existence for factorily answered, but the fact re rooms to a specially constructed car Jane, en yo'd hardly hev a fair show problems presented by tbe Infectious Cluster* of filberts containing tweu- has a fortune in her voice, but she sings In*, but gimme a needle, en I'll jest ty-iiiue «epurate nuts have the busy aud home-life habits of the mains that athletic Instructors and riage and thence to Ills private railway diseases in the light of tbe latest dis- lieen only for tbe lonely and sad. She visits busy bee. Hhe gives soma g<«Ml advice coaches have universally striven to de ■aliMin, and he always travels by spe try yo’.” covert es. plucked nt Templeeomlie, Somerset, cial train. He is quite an average man Sag moled »lowly out to the gate old people who are lied-ridden and casts Fifty years ago the term preventive Englund. and the young ladira should make a velop the big toe at the expense of tbe In all other respects, manages his im and went through the motion of stick others in the training of fast runners medicine was unknown, Today it rep- a glow almut their heart» a» she sing» note of it. Copper in certain druggists’ supplie* mense (iroperty with tiie greatest sa Ing the neeille In the top of the post. and football players, and to that end resents a great body of well atteste •d of the days of auld lang »yne. Hhe lui* been traced to cop|M»r rivets used in »»*» He stepped luick and hallooed, "All the siioes ha vs been made so narrow gacity and shrewdness, and Is brilllnnt and accepted principles. It has cleaned brings them into the present with some tin- driving Is-lts of the manufacturing and witty in conversation. Indeed, the ready, Susie Jane." that any possibility of using the little time to think of Spring our streets, it has helped build our fragment of a pretty <qM»ra and an It is aliout only peculiarity in his otherwise esti Susie Jane stood on the doorstep. machinery. model tenements, It has purified our occasional stirring rag-time song that fashions so I stepped into one of the toe lias been precluded. In a fortnight’s fishing on Oulton inable character is his aversion to the She lM»nt forward, stooped right, then Between tbe modern method of walk foist and our drinking water. It has en put new life into them, although one leading milliners the other day to ask Itroad. Suffolk, England, a lady and tered our homes and kept away disease, very sanctimonious invalid wan led to wliat the new Hpring novelties were to ing and the wearing of tight fitting exertion of getting up. "Why should left, raised on her tiptoe» and api*»iired her liush: nd landed 2,531* roach l>e- shoes tbe little toe is doomed to an ear I take the trouble?" he asks. “What to I m » striving for a sight of tiie needle's it lias prolonged our Ilves and It has be. "It is pretty early iu tbe season, ly end. iwcen them. 1s there to get up for? Surely there is eye. made the world a sweeter place in say occcasionaily, “That’s very pretty, Alsiut l<i,<MKi,ixKi tons of freight are Folly, to say much about the style«, nothing for me to do that I canuot ac lively music and stirs one up a bit, but "Now. 1 Jest kin diacern the light which to live.—Medical News. aiiuually carried on the Ohio river, complish Just as well In bed?”—Tit- cornin' through,” she »aid at last. H»r Blraslng. isn’t there too much levity?" Theft although we have got some of the There is always a possibility that tbe Bits. "Susie Jane,” drawled Sag. coming which lias a length of 1,000 miles from »he would sing gootl old-fashioned styles in already, but you can say that Aastrallaa Tea. forward, "there ain't no needle thar. I’ittaburg to Cairo. In the interior of Australia all the hymns and the “Eternal City,” her tbe hate are all going to 1« large again person whom we regard as a proper Suss las* of France. A is'llef In witchcraft still prevails I>ut ef yo' want me bad eruougli to look men drink tea. They drink It nil day voice trilling iuto the higher notes like this year, and the material of which object for sympathy may look upon “This talk about the decadence of a hole through thet pin I stuck up in in purls of Lnm-ashire, England; also himself in another light This interest long and In quantities and at a strength a bird’», clear, silvery aud sweet a» a they are made is very pretty aud makes those delightful French and English in tiie Isle of Man and still more that would seem to be poisonous. On lute. One old lady used to »ay, "Sing the hat a» light a» a feather.” It looks ing and instructive surprise often inns is all nonsense,” said a man who tiie gate|H*st I reckon, by Jingo, I'll hev strongly in tbe Heltrides. yo'."— llarjier's Magazine. Sunday morning the tea maker starts It again, dearie, it eases tbe pain. I can as if it was compoxed of some kind of awaits tbe well meaning bearer of con recently returned from n European trip. It is announced that the British mu- with a clean pot and a clean record. almost see tbe gates ajar and a glimpse foreign grass or something of that dolence. la Pursuit of Knowledge. When Mrs. Hastings learned that tier "The advent of the automobile was a scum has purchased the ten iMiuml The pot is hung over the fire with a description, woven and plaited and then old friend, Mrs. Warren, bad become godsend to them, and their patronage “You must l>e asked a great many t 'lolite which fell recently at Cruiu sufficiency of water In it for the day's of that beautiful Jerusalem.” Another fashioned into the shapes desired. I “stun deef.” she went with a long face lias been greatly Increased since jieople foolish questions In the course of the iiu. Comity Antrim, IreluiHi. old lady who has pa»»ed her thiee score brew, and when this has boiled be took to riding along those beautiful day,” said the solemn man to Hie eie- Authorities of British Columbia have pours into it enough of the fragrant year» and is a great sufferer, patiently can tell you something more definite to see her. "It must be an awful cross, Laviny,” roads Instead of whizzing along on vator man. established traveling libraries for the herb to produce a deep, coffee colored wailing the »uuimons that will release about them iu a few days, so we'll tilde dirty, sooty trains. "Yes. sir: 1 am. ” she wrote on the slate which Mrs. War lic'.etii of tiie numerous lumlier and liquid. her from all pain, ask» tills little com our time. "And wliat charming old places those ren presented to her as soon as she was “Indeed! And wliat are some of mining camps in that province. On Monday, without removing yes forter to sing only three aougs, "The hotels are! Their immaculate antique them ?” seated. terday's tea leaves, he repeats the proc Eternal City,” "Abide With Me” and Endeavors are being made toauialga- BRIEF REVIEW. “’Taln’t either!" snapped tbe afflict furnishings, monsieur with Ills clieery "Oh. same ns you're asking."—Judge. uuile the Austrian. French anil Swiss ess; on Tuesday da capo and on Wed “Rocked iu the Cradle of the Deep.” smile, the black eyed waiting maid, tiie ed one, who. though deaf, was by no nesday da capo, and so on through the Alpine clubs for tiie purisise of secur Dead Believed Living. Backward, luro backward, O time in your tiight, The Beali* Imporlunt Point. means dumb. "Folks that have got awkward chore boy; there is a delight week. Toward the close of It the great Make me a child again, just for to-night.-’ ing inon» control over the guides. The London Chronicle, in the coarse “ You look down on me because I ful quaintness about the pluce not to be anything to say can write it on that pot is tilled with an acrid mash of tea In a cemetery in Middlebury. Vt.. Is "Oh, dearie," she says, “when you of remark» on the aunivernary of Far- slate, and Henry Warren, that's had found elsewhere. And after the even have no money,” salii the unsuccessful leaves, out of which the liquor Is a stone erected by a willow to her lov man. ing meal wliat a pleasure It Is to sit to put a curb on his tongue for up old sing that song I can see the tiell ’ s death referred to the rumor that squeezed by the pressure of a tin cup. "Not at all,” answered tbe cold bl<ssl ing iiuslmnd bearing tills inscription: By this time the tea Is of the color of orchard iu my childhood home and he is still alive, but some believed that ward o’ thirty years on account of the on one of those cozy porches overlook hia mother ’ s Ing tiie queer little town nestled nt the ed philosoplier. "It is the inunner in '•Rest In pence -until we meet again." high temper lie took from rusty iron, Incredibly bitter and dlsa see the tree» laden with pluk apple- the dauphin, long after bis alleged Six monster apples gathered at Pul- foot of the great chateau. which you got rid of what you | h > s anything he folks, Is now able to say greeable to tiie uneducated palate. Tbe bioHsom» and tiie white, »tarry little deatli in prison, lived as au humble “Others may pass their time abroad sessisl that invites my disapproval.”— Illi III. Noi-folk. Englund, measured tliir- native calls it "real good old post and blossoms of the pear. 1 can »ee my clergyman in the United States, where likes and no feelings hurt, I count my teen inches In circumference und rails,” the simile being obviously drawn dear mother standing in the door, call he was known as Williams, and the deafness a real blessing, How’s your In the palatial hotels to bo found in Washington Star. weights! together three ismnds and the great cities, but as for me. give me rheumatism?" from a stiff and dangerous Jump, and two ounces. ing us children into supper. It 1» such article, "Have We a Bourbon Among You Mu«t fl Ht«* Met Hint. one of the snug little inns hidden away regards it as having been brought to Turkish women do not come into con- a long time ago, but that Ming bring» Us?” publish* d iu Futnam’s Magazine, in the Interior of France.” What la a Well Dressed Hoaset perfection. trol of their private fortunes until It all back to me. I love that »oiig aii‘1 in 1833 made a sensation. Home still "Wliat In theatrical parlance is a well after marriage. After that they cun I love, too, 'Abide With Me, Fa»t fall» believethat MarsbalNey lived and died dressed bouse?" said a dramatie writer, Au Important Circular. Story ot a Top Hat. dispose of one-third of It with>>ut the A lady who lives In a fashionable tbe eventide.’ 1 can do that, dearie, in Georgia year» after he was shot. and after a silent pause be continued: Visitors to Cairo will bo Interested in husband's consent. suburb Is of a saving turu of mind and and you make it easier for me to wait Henry Fauntleroy, hanged for forgery, “I went the other night to a show, and the following circular which was re The most prominent Austrian trade manages to combine her love of econ tor the blessed eventide. It can’t lie was seen afterward in this country. as I passed in the doorkeeper said to cently published in the popular Egyp union, tiie Gewerbe Verein of Lower omy with a due regard for her lius long now, I have waited so many weary The »lory was that a »liver tnl»e had me, ‘We have a well dressed bouse to tian winter resort: "Attention! Atten Austria, has decided to semi a deputa- night, sir.’ I »upposed he meant that band's appearance by turning bis old years. The song »ays, ‘Fast falls the tieen inserted in hi» throat, for in those the audience was sporting its liest tion! We inform that tomorrow—that tlon to tin» United States In Itsil to top hats into waste paper baskets. Tbe is to say. Saturday, tiie 15th Inst. — will visit tile Si. Ismis exiMisitlon. other day she saw on the hall table a eventide,’ doesn’t it? You still the pain days the rope »orangled and he had clothes, but I found on looking about I m - open precisely to Ezbekleli street, The Russian naval estimates prehistoric hat. venerable with «age. when yon commence to sing, or at least been resuscitated. John Had Iler, mem- that this was not true, and so between opposite Royal Hotel, a men eating berof Far I lament, wassiippo»ed to have the acts I asked him what he had house named the Restaurant of Lou call for tbe expenditure of 104,117.781 Slie seized it In triumph and had Just 1 forget it.” « « « « rubles as conqiari'd with !*8.3l8,!i8l killed himself on Ham}>»tead heath. meant. He answered: ‘I meant that don which reapleniled of purity Joined removed tbe brim, covered the I mm J j rubles in 11*62. of this sum 4r*,44!*,«lH2 with light blue silk and was finishing Last Christ mas this little lady went The night was a muddy one and the the house bad been seated by tbe box In n giMsl conteny and purity of prod rubles are for new const ruction and re It off with a tasteful arrangement of from place to place caroling her mea- soles of his boots were clean. "It was office man very cleverly, so that it bal ucts* We invite the wine tasters Hint pairs. lace and tsiws when she was Interrupt sages of love and good-will to those who ro firmly believed that Hadlier had pro anced well, and so that the fact that it we don’t mistake that they will I m » as was not suuill was not perceptible. To sure of our Hpet'cln»» tbutlifulncss con ed by tiie servant: "Please, mum, tiie The premier of New South Wales vided a body aud dressed it in bis own dresj; a house is to distribute an audi piano tuner says tie can't find his top | could not participate in the Christina» vinced by the estimation of every our lias been urged by a deputation of la clothe» that Miss Braddou made tiie festivities. She sang in a hospital, in a ence all over it so it looks full when it who shall visit our establishment. For hat nowhere«. He left it in tbe ball, dies to Institute the curfew Is-ll, pro he Bays." Ten minutes later that tuner ward reserved for children, and they iucident a feature In one of her early is, as a matter of fact, far from being much assure the public we offer 100 lilbit tbe employment of buriunids and left the house with a cap on bis head clapfMMi their little hands in childish novels.” Hadleir’s butler recognized so. There are here enough people to sovereigns to every one who shall set prevent tiie sale of cigarettes to young and a sovereign In bis pocket Waste glee. “Polly,” said this messenger of Ills master, yet friends of Hadleir swore fill about the first seven rows of the tle tliat our prislucts are adulterate, children. paper baskets are now scarce in that peace and g<x;d-wiil, "this love for that they saw him in New York long orchestra, but the bouse is well dress and tlpit our kithen's materials are At present the proportion of working ed, and on looking at it you have the dirty. To auspices like this we proceed house. -London Answers. humanity is my life. I cannot live after lie was buried. time is smaller in Britain than ill any Impression that it Is fairly well filled. courageously to the open calling to the other nation. The assertion is true alike without doing something for others that Every ticket seller should see to It that prisluctlon of good wine tasters.” <*ueer Fnicll.h Caston*. Bones of Hznover. In re«|H»ct of agriculture, of industry, of will make them happy. Yon do not his bouse is dressed properly. That Is Persons aspiring to become bailiff at know what a selfish life I led for a long shopkeeping, of commerce and of the In the Museum of Kentucky State why you so often fall to get seated as He often tells a funny story Alnwick. England, have to go through time. It was all self. I cared nothing College by the »ideofthe mounted bones professions. Full of what he thinks Is wit. A Desert Llabthon*e. far up front as you would like.’ "—Phil But the story’s never funny; a curious and somewhat unpleasant or The white marked tussock moth is a Among the remarkable lighthouses of for the cry of distress if I could hear the of George Wilkes, progenitor of a world- adelphia Record. That's the funny part of It. deal. Before the election the various native of North America. It ranges tin» tbe world there is at least one not candidates ride up in a body to a horse applause ring out at some brilliant famed family of trotting race horses the territory east of the Rocky mountain* Why Shakespeare Endort*. placed on any mariner's chart. It Is de A Nervy I'rrhirmtiirr. affair where I had sung. I would have liones of Hanover, the premier sire of pond and, there dismounting from their What Interests us in Shakespeare's scribed by a New York paper: Hewson Homecrest- .So Thomson I« ami attacks almost every variety of steeds, plunge Into tbe water and strug cried with disappointment bad they thoroughbreds of all America, will soon plays Is not the plays themselves, but shade, fruit and ornamental trees, with It is far out on the Arizona desert :i man of nerve. Is he? gle as best they may to the other side. failed to respond and show their a|>- stand. < Ifficials of the college called at the (strictly Irrelevant) truth and beau and marks the spot where a well »up- Klngsboro Kingsley—Is lie? Well, the exception of the conifers. The music of a brass band cheers them preciation. That has ail passed now, McGrathiana to see Colonel Milton ty that he poured into them. We love pile» pure, fresh water to travelers. It say! He can light an old corncob pi|a- A soldier num«*! Meyerbofer lias I mtii during their struggles In the dirty wn all that vain-glory that made me Hellish Young and ask that be contribute to them for their matchless poetry and is tiie only place where water may be in the presence of Ills mother-in-law sentenced at Zurich by the Swiss mili ter. This ancient custom dates from and utterly miserable. Tbe smile of the the State institution the bones of the their matchless insight into the human had for forty-five mile» to tbe cast wnrd without tiie quiver of an eyelash!— tary authorities to three months at tiie reign of King John, who once paid invalid, the ‘God hies» you, my child,’ famous race horse and sire whose grave soul. "Hamlet" is for us nothing but and for at least thirty miles in any hard labor for refusing to obey order«. Puck. a visit to tiie town in 1210 and found The soldier refused to serve on a Sat g<M»s with me like a benediction aud is in front of the house at the place had the study of a contemplative man dis other direction. no fitting welcome prepared for him A Hardship of Modern War,» The lightjiouse is a tall eottonwiMMl traded by the necessity to be up and urday as it was the Jewish Sabbath. The Idai i < f this state of unprepared more appreciated than all tbe tlowen been kept green in season and out of doing, "Maclietb" the study of a noble (Mile, to the top of which a lantern 1» She—The strain on the soldier in Tiie old locomotives of the elevated they ever passed over the footlights to season by the children of Colonel bai Hess W: ned on tbe luckless mind degraded by ambition, "The Mer hoisted every night. Tiie light can be imalem warfare must be very great. railroads In New York city are bel'ig me. Another thing I like to do, Polly, Young, who loved the white-faced son llffs. U . re promptly thrown Into He—It is. Sometimes tbe photogru sold throughout the country as fast as chant of Venice" the study of racial seen for miles ncross I lie pluin in every Is to take flowers and leave a few on of Hindoo, as be bad been the gentlest strength against contempt and persecu direction. the horse |.oud by royal command. pher isn't ready, mid you have to wait they are displaei-d by electric motor each pillow in the wards of tbe hos horse that was ever premier at a great tlon. Nothing to us now the actual hours, and then the pictures may prove cars. They are bought as a rule by Jsimurae Natural Varnish. pitals. It fa like a breath of the pure farm Tbe »cieiitfats of the college had framework of these studies; everything CBruaabers at Retail. failures.—Judge. branch roads nt prices ranging from The Rhus corlaria. or varnish tree, country air and it brings a sparkle to to argue with Colonel Young for some tiie studies themselves and the lan “Talking about luxury und cost of llv $1.200 to $2.600. His Finish. grows in many parts of what may be the eyes of these afllcted people that time before be would agree to part with guage in which they are set forth. Our Ing,” said Marshall P. Wilder, "1 saw Napkins liecatnc |M>pulur in France "You say that long haired pianist termed the Mediterranean district, and pays me for all the trouble. I’m a tbe bones of the horse for whose grave pleasure in the production of a Shake an Incident today that Illustrated what sooner than In England. At one time gave a 'finished performance, ” ' said its Juice Is known for its deleterious or different woman since I have learned he bad ordered a marble shaft lettered spearean play Is according solely to the money means. I was in a fruit store tbe theatrical thug. "Well, I'm glad it was customary at great French din Injurious properties and has conse on Broadway where a woman was buy ners to climge the napkins at every to do for others. It helps me to forget with only these word : "First In peace, illuminative rightness of the conception quently been let alone. Tbe Japanese, of the chief character or characters and ing some apples. She noticed a few cu he finished Ids 'finished perfoitnanee' course, to |>erfi.ine them with rosewa that I ever had a sad chapter in my first in war. ” His family protested before lie finislied me! ” - Baltimore however, seem to understand it, and It to the sonorous beauty with which the cumbers on the counter and said, 'Yon ter and to Lave them folded a different is certain they make a beautiful lac life. I used to lie thankful for my voice from sentiment that the bones of Han verse is declaimed by all.—Saturday may put in half a dollar's worth of Herald. way for each guest. quer or varnlsli from tbe Juice of their because I thought it would bring me over should not tie disturbed, but his Review. those.' Talkative let. Hot Springs. Ark., will be represented trees, but they keep tbe processes »<■ fame and riehes, but now I canuot be fame will be preserved in the museum "The salesman looked at ber inquir "Women." remarked tbe very young at the world's fair by a grotto lined Bearce Kass. cret. grateful enough that I have been blessed at the college. ingly and remarked, 'You will have to Tbe eggs of some common birds of buy a whole one, ma'am; we don't cut man, "have a peculiar way of arriving witli Hot Springs crystals and lighted with this gift, for I can comfort and suddenly lit u conclusion." by electricity. The grotto will contain Cramp la the Lea. the present day have never been found. cucumbers.’ "—New York Tinies. To Remedy Electrolysis. "Except when they are talking." re reproductions of some of the hot To those who suffer from cramp In make happy so many who have so There Is the robin snipe; Its eggs have joined tbe gruff old bachelor. Chicago springs. Klnetoscope views of liatli In a paper read before the recent con never been seen. An English zoologist tbe leg nt night tbe following hint may little to make them forget pain and Sewaae In Oyster Reda. News. houses' Interiors will I m » shown. 1 h * useful: When the cramp comes on. trouble, and even though it is only for vention in New York city of the Inter kept a man going up and down the It will I m - the part of wisdom for OJ-H- take a good strong string—a long gar a little while and the pain racks their national Association of Fire Engineers, coast of Labrador for weeks purposely As a memorial to those member» of One Consolation. ter will do—wind it round tbe leg over bodies again, they tell me the memory Captain William Brophy said that the to get a robin snipe's egg, but it was in ter dealers to get their supplies from the Bachelors' club who were killed or Hewitt — After all I've spent on Unit beils which by no possibility can lie the place that is affected and take an remains and cheers them. way to cure electrolysis of gas and vain. The hint is known by thousands contaminated by sewage from cities, girl her father chased me out of the died of wounds or disease in the South end in each band and give ft a sharp African war a bed is to I m » endowed in of people, but It breeds so far north SB»» house. water pi|>eH is to break the continuity pull, one that will hurt a little. In and so remote from any civilization towns or villages. An English bishop Jewett—Well, you had n run for your London, a taldet beiug placed over th" of tbe metal In tiie pl|>es by Inserting I received a letter from an anxlcus died recently from typhoid fever caused stantly the cramp will depart, and the bed stating that it is ill memory of the thnt no scientific observer can ever get money.—New York Herald. sufferer »-an return to bed assured It mother the other day in resisiuse to a insulating Joints therein at suitable to its nest ere tbe young are hatched by such poisoned food, if oysters und thirty members of the elub who fell recent article querying why so many points, thus preventingany flow of cur and have taken to ’r'ng Tbe frigate clams are thoroughly cooked, fever will not come on again that night. in lue war. Truly Heaiarkable, voting me® advertised and went east rent o.'er them, in mat case the poor bird that 1s so commonly seen at sen germs are destroyed, but on the half Twc years ago the German Colonial “ And what is there so remarkab ’ e l»l«r<i«i Milk Wot a Joke. for their wives when there are so many ly lioiided track would have to receive on the Pacific and off the West Indies slieil they should lie looked at askance al»>ut her?” siH-iety offered a prize for tiie finding The Joke about pigeon's milk has a fair daughter» in California. 8he ad immediate attention and its carrying Is such a solitary bird and is so seldom unless it is reasonably certain that they "She doesn't think she could Improve of a plant In the German colonies fur- foundation In fact. After the Incuba mits having sons of her own whom capacity increased either by proper seen In Its nest during th« hours of day are free from Injurious bacteria. W» tb«s irptl'lug peepfa'»} et;!f. n’abli'zr prft7 pereha suftulJe f'ir tlon of the young has been completed, ptirisises. A telegram from Germa ii dren.”—Chicago Post. she would like to see happfjy married bonding, tnareariHg the size trf the light that its egg is rare, it seems thn—crop» nf tUc. .pnror* ’»!rd h*vont* • New Guinea says tliut guttn percha ns strange, but the eggs of so well known but she thinks the majority of California rails, or the addition of return feeders. thicker and secrete a sort of curd, with well as rubtier lias been found there in A man while suffering from influ What Was Needed. a bird as tbe sandpiper have never which the young are fed. This de- girls are too sentimental and too If neither plan was adopted an Increased been found and are almost priceless. large quantities. enza in South I-ondon was surprised by Burlier—Little bay rum. sir? eertptiun of nourishment 1« lieeeiMHiiy frivolous to make giMxl wives, and that coal bill would be the result. the sudden appearance in his room of Man In the Chair No. If you don't Tbe hotel fig- women Ideu lias been for them, for if tbe young pigeons are they are prone to fill their heath with City of . Three Klggn. Ids wife, who twenty yean ago eloped sharpen that razor a little bit. you'd realized In Paris. A company has la»en Only the church steeple of Zudycote, deprived of It during tbe first week or all kinds of gossip instead of g<»»l Do you know what city has been to California. Falling on l»er knees I »etter give me chloroform. Bo-ctou formed with a directorate Including two after batching they are sure to die common sense and practical ideas. Hhe near Dunkirk, now rises ataive the given the name of the City of Three she Implored Ills forgiveness, tiie mull Herald. prominent siMlety people. It Ims se wishes something would hapfien to sand which overwhelmed the entire vil Kings? It Is Cologne, tn Germany, with whom she took flight, after mak- cured tbe lease of a historical man The Hotel at 3003. At the Wight Seboal. and tbe reason is that It is in Cologne Ing a fortune, having recently died. The wake up our girls to the fact that there lage in 1777. siou In the Itue <le Lille, where ooms Clerk Michael, are you about through that the three "kings," or “magi," or huslaind forgave her. She nursed him Instructor Mention some of the by at extremely moderate rentals are to is something m this world tieside« the moving those trunks? A bicycle that can I« quickly trans "wise men" who came to Bethlehem so well that he recovered, but she products of petroleum. be let to women residing alone, The sentimeutal side of life, something that Porter Yea. hot , in a few minutes. Young Man -Universities. — Chicago hotel I »ears the name Maison de Fa formed luto a hand ambulance or bar to offer gifts to tbe Infant Jesus are caught the influenza herself and died, "Well, when you’ve finished. stretch Is more substantial and more lasting, supposed to be burled. Tribune. leaving him £62,000. row is now on trial in the Austrian mill" and was opeued recently. the life net over the front pavement A butterfly life Is soon ended; It is the According to an ancient legend, their A» the Stork Sees It. Mrs. IIH miw I has Just telephoned from busy, economical woman with her army. bones were brought from Milan to Co r*i* Owa Critic. L*ve Ak«ve Par. First Stork—I Just left a baby at that the top door that her husband has fall- Interest centered in her own fireside Thick blotting paper which Canada logne by the Emperor Frederick Bar Sou But accidents will happen, fr> Towne - Poor fellowl He certainly millionaire's bouse. m out of tbe window.’’—Smart Set that makes the happiest homes. They I formerly got from England she now barossa in 1162 and presented to tbe tber. In the best regulated families. Second Stork-Funny things, thesi does love ber for all he’s worth. archbishop of Cologne. Father (angrily)—That may lie. ■Ir. I are the kind of women young men are i gets from this country. human beings! I've Just delivered three I Browne — He loved her even more Hl. Finlah. Visitors to tbe cathedral are shown but I would have you tu understand looking for. These Eastern girls who than that today. Casey- So Cassidy la engaged to lie Great quantities of cheap American the supposed souls of tbe magi, stud that mine is not one of tbe best- regu to one woman in a tenement house, and Towne—How do you mean? her husband's out of work, and t bey ma tried, <*l a I way a thought be was a respond to advertisements and haunt cigarettes are being smoked by natives ded with diamonds and inscrllied with fated families. marriage bureaus with the hope of ' haven't a cent—Brooklyn Life. Browne—He sent ber a ten dollsr thriller. tiie wise men's uames In ruble«. In India. bunch of roses and iMirrowed tbe price Farrell -Well, be (bought so himself bettering themselves and finding a Fans«. PreveNII from me.—Philadelphia Press. All Klag«. - till be thrilled wld a widow.- Puck. home and someone to care for them, "for Man is subject to at least 1212 differ Fame Is easily acquired. All you "Your son Is a philosophical student Customer (to grocer)—How much Is have to do la to be In the right place Some plants are affected by chloro tietter, for worse, for richer, for poorer,” ent diseases. I hear.” your butter a pound? Men are like sandwiches — there's form Just as animals are. The aensJ are usually hard-working girls getting "Yes, I believe be la I can’t under at the right time and do tbe right thing Grocer-Ito you mean swert butter, nothing In some of them, and the mure small wages end who have learned the The lazy man seldom has a chance tire plant loses Its Irritability in air stand what he's talking about.”—De in tbe right way—aud then advertise It dairy cream butter, liest butter, fine there la In others the worse they are.— properly.— Puck. habit of economy through nei-enity, to rest on his laurels. charged with chloroform vapor. troit Free Press Chicago News. butter or butter?-8tray Stories. BANDON RECORDER $ P L . $
