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«nna«annuan:::t » Frederic V Rcussdaer Dey ERROAEOrs BELIEFS suite foam, tumbled onward in mail A REMARKABLE SHOT. | HER FIRST »100. expostulation to I m * shattered against Fire« !■ th« Dark. It laj«r»* Tkr« What th» U»U**t*sl «drotar» MA the rock on whh'h they stood, which of By ... ODD NOTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS THAT M«a Half a Mila »«ar. Itself did not even tremble. With It Aft«v W««h Cradd«M'k loved such scenes with not "One of the best and most remarka ARE BQRN OF IGNORANCE. How ghe acquired It It does not really m lex» passion than hlx friend, au«l wliih ble shots made during tbe war with matter- poaalbly by toaeUng school, he stood entran<-ed Ills arm was setz*sl Bus»» Saperatitton» Akaal Tuada and Spain." sslff a gentleman who made an pa* a ting Ore scraatM or washing. Any ------------------------------- again with crushing force, and the Saak»« £seiala»d Away—NaMteraal effort to get into tbe thick of the way wii«n »be found harself in posas»■ voice of hlx friend, but faintly beard fight, "was. In my Judgment, made at •lou of tbe IUU1 abe •«< abonx to aaa Aaliaal« aad Th»lr Ky»« — l.aab« ulsive the tem|H*st. shouted In bls ear: I and Sb»»p aad Tteulr Tail«. Miami, and tbe man who tired tbe shot what she could do with it. “Look yonder. Crad! L«s»k there!“. was a Ixvulalana hoy and a member of Certain amiable friande told bar It It la commonly believed that toads my eompauy. He waa doing duty as a would,be vary nice to buy some new And with Ilia dlxeiigaged hand lie pointeil straight to windward. cause wart». This Is based upon the provost guard at tbe time. It waa late dresses, hats, glove«, »hoes and such. Si arix'ly a mile away and driving to following combination of facts: Toads at night when tbe soldiers were roused But she had a full assortment and HERE Is no place In all the almost to tbe summit. It seemed to t'rsddock as they drove ward them with the xjieed of a loco are the only common animals that are by the quick, clear crack of a Krag- didn't require anything of the sort. An world xo desolate» particular ly when a nor’west gale tu»a onward as If bls friend were steering motive waa a schooner yacht uiulei naturally cov«*r«*d with wartlike lumps Jorgensen on the outskirts of tbe camp. annt told her to luveet It In a certain lM*e'n on tbe pmpage for straight for tbe forbidden rock; but In bare poles, rolling anil pitching and They eject a clear liquid. This Is sup- No particular attention was paid to telegraph slock that would bring in never looked astern. He knew that tossing, now half xulnuerged lieneutb the matter at first, as only one shot gisal Interest. three suc«*ex«lve days, lashing tbe wa p«ise<l to do something. Warts appear was tired. But with a couple of offl- "But I want my hundred dollars all ter into a fury of f«>aiu aud turmoil, aa tbe hand that held tbe tiller war torrents of water that fell u | m > ii h«*i from theputsning waves an«l again mysteriously, and no one is able to ex cers we went out to where tbe guard to myself, you know.** that part of Hie North sea where it strong, trh*d and sure. Then came the mighty boom uf tb< apjiearing like a helpless chip upou th« plain tbe rouses of their coming aud was stationed In order to find out juet wgshes against tbe western coast of “Poor, foolish dear, it will all ba goiug. It lx erroiieottsly Inferred that why It was that be bad fired at that yours. Jast tbs asm«. You can uaa ths tbe peninsula of Denmark. At such maddened waters against the barrl«» summit of an angry sea. She aeem«*«l to I m * making straight for they are produced by this wart bear time of night. He explained that bo Interest Just th« same. I know where Uwe« the air la frost laden and be of rock, aud tbe yacht wax envelope« numbing. even in midsummer. Tbe in a shower of foam and mist, througt the Devil's Nose. Epon her «leek a ing, nocturual creature with peculiar bad seen a man slipping through the you can draw—why, « per cent." wifiter Itself la of an ominous, leaden which, half oliscured. the black nionii dozen forms were visible, lashed to habits, ujMin tbe baxls of the doctrine bushes some distance away and bad "Wb-at? That ia only M a yaart tint, like a battleship with her wsr incut towered. The helmaman releas tbelr places to prevent being swept. that “like produces like.” The com called on him to halt He failed to Six dollars is awfully small by tbe pslut on. Even tbe foam which cape ed Ilia hold upou the sheet, tbe hooir away by wind mid water. mon belief that tadimles shed their oliey tbe command, and the guard side of this. I'm going to count it As slu* drove onward, nearer and tails bus for its origin tbe facte that blazed away at him. more to frighten again. Maybe some of it is gone.” the waves is not white and flaky, aa It flew forward with a sudden eras! Is in tbe southern zones, but seeinx to agaiust the shrouds, aud the xloop heel nearer. Craddock's «'oinpaidoii again while living In water each isMwesses a him Into a stop than anything else. The very thought of such a thing Lde have Itoen adulterated with some ref ed over to starboard until her deck wai shouted In his ear: xwlniuiliig tall, but when it metamor Of course, tbe fellow never baited. He tlie little creature chatter, For the half submerged In water, and she cam» “ I know her. Crad. It 1» the favorite use tint suggestive of the dirty suds phoses Into a frog or a toad It Itecomea was probably too badly frightened to tenth time that day she aat down and of wash day. The wln«l is as erratic about like tbe snapping of a whip. II yacht of the PrlnceM Clinrlott«* of !>«*’v tuill.'ss. counted the ta llama nie roll of billa- Iu fact, the tall doea not stop at that time. "While we were talking to the guard tour twenties, one ten and two fives, as tbe waves which chop unmercifully. was at that Instant that Cradd<s*k murk. Gwl grant that she may not I m drop off, but It la altaorlMHl and dlsnp- nlMtard It now! She loves the sea ae It bowls and shrieks and roarx with made his leap. pears In the txxly, juat aa a swelling we heard a fearful uolaeat least half a It waa all right, and her pulse re- Twenty minutes later the sloop war we love It. Crad nud—l«M>k. for God'e j from a bump on tbe bead disappears, mile from tbe guard's station, and wo aumed Its normal heat. Suddenly she deadly energy for a time and then moans sullenly while it generatra new safely moored witblu the little bay sake, talk!” He pult'ted with Ills dis i Ho«v often do we hear that frogs and made a break for tbe place to see what gave a little shriek of delight and force for a more furious onslaught. which was as placid as a mill|s>nd. and engaged Iiand. and Craddock saw the | toads have fnllet. with rain, and almiMit tbe matter was. We beard several jumped up and cried: Deep aea sailors dread this regiou and the two men were snug In the cabin flgtiij* of a woman wrapped In a cork I every July we may read accounts of people screaming as If in great agony. “I know juet what I shall do! I’ll avoid it when they can. but the am with uothing but the roar of the rush Jacket, lashed to the bluuacle of the I such phenotnenn. These may have for Dowu tbe road we went at full s|>eed, get It—busted. I think that's what they phibious Norwegian and tbe storm Ing wind above them and the booming beleaguered yacht, which was now not tbelr basis tlie fact that during the and In a short while we came upon a call”— born Dane love it as a savage loves tlie of the water against the western ex more than thirty fathoms from the month of July toads change from tbe little cabin which stood on the road “Child, what are you talking about?" tremlty of the rock to remind them of rack. side. The noise was In this cabin, and wllderneHH. "Talking about finance, auntie. I'm tadpole stage and aquatic habitat to At the very luxtant that the two men I never heard such groaning and wall going to meke thle stingy little roll into If you should study one of tbe older the perils through which they had Just the ndult form and terrestrial habitat discovered her a mighty wave rolled ing in my life. We found three men In e big one. It doeen’t ehow off at all.” charts of this bad tempered sea, you passed. and then migrate landward lu great While tbe storm raged on aud day up over the stern anil broke in uildalr tbe bouse. They were in great agony, would discover that fifty-two miles off “You are queer, dear.” numbers. They are active only at the coast of Denmark, by tbe compass light became smothered by advaiiciug overwhelming the yacht with a floixl of night or during hot weather, effectual- and we asked them what was the mat- “I'm going to get it all In five dollar uortb-northwest from Tyboron. there night they cooked and ate their »tippet water that crushed and made a wreck ly concealing themselves In tbe moat ter. ‘We have been shot,’ they said, bills. I think tbe pictures on the flvee and sure enough they bad been shot. looms a rock with an unpronounceable and smoked their pipes In tranquil se of her before their eyes. are ever so much prettier.” IJfe seemed common places fluring the daytime. For two seconds they gazed spell “One was shot In tbe right arm, an more rosy after tbe delightful creature Danish name, which, being translated curity. Why they were where they However, when a tain falls at such a bound were.« overtaken by a furious gale In upon the scene, and then, with other In tbe liack and the third in the poss«*ssed twenty nice, crisp fivers. She Into English, means the Devil's Nose. time they appear by thousands, as if At the present time It has disappeared, the most dangerous part of tbe North out n word of warning or intention by magic, and give the Imprrosion of hip. They ha«l all been wounded by counted and recounte«l them when an tbe xame bullet. Tbe man who was other fancy came. for upon it bad strande«] bo many ves sea. does not matter, but If a coast Craihloek's companion leap«*«] upward having fallen with rain. wounded In tbe arm was lying on bis sels and to it was due the loss of so guard or a customs officer could havi and outward and plunged bead down “I'm tired looking at th«*se common There are doubtless more supersti right side. The l>all passed through bills. They don’t jingle and rtig. I'm many Ilves and so much property that liis|H‘cted the articles that were store« ward to the water, fifty feet below. tions concerning snakes than any other (TO HE CONTIM'Eli. ) away iu secret lockers aboard th« sloop his arm. Next to him one of his com the Danish and tbe German govern going to get five nice, clean, new twen creatures. This arises in part from the panions was sprawling out on bis back, ty dollar golilplecea.” No sooner was ments united to destroy it. It 1s not be might have called them by the now traditions of the form of the original TRAILING THE GROUSE. and the bullet split tbe bide on this It said tlmn done. The table rang for located on the charts in use today, and almost obsolete term, smugglers. Os tempter and in part from tbe fact that part of his anatomy as smoothly as a two days as she tossed the bright yel tbe deepest draft war vessel may now tensibly. however, tbe sloop was noth lint very few jx-rsons are willing to Traviatili; «lie liirtiM on Snow Without Ing tuore than a mere pleasure boat knife. Then it pass«*«! through the low pi««ees about like jack atones. Even pass over the spot In safety. Don I m <nowd Sport. calmly observe serpents for themselves fleshy part of the third man's hip and then ahe wasn't quite happy. Tbe lit Originally It loomed sixty-four feet aud they two venturesome sailors wl*« and learn the truth directly We have There is one fliriii of grouse shooting xp«*d on. luto the air and from the westward found It possible to navigate a erafl tle pile of twenty dollar yellow boys met persons who believe that all snakes “We could not find the ball. It bad looked so small. Then she scouted had the appearance of a huge nose, the which ordinarily should have carried e for which I confess a weakness. 'lYiis sre venomous. This doubtless comes Is still bunting, or trailing the birds on passed through the side of the house, about and got together 100 silver dol more so when the tide was low. for crew of four or five. When morning came, the storm had the snow. When u new snow falls, the from tlie old Roman rule, “Ab unodisce wounded the three men In the way in lars. She ;>ollsbe<l every one dally and then at the water's edge could I m * xccii «inines. ” How prevalent is the belief dicated, bore«l through the wall on tbe played with them. Next she got 200 Indentations that had been ground out Increased lu,violence, and so mighty woods are like so much clean paper, that horse hairs turn to snakes! There opposite side and kept on goiug. Now, fifty cent pl«*ces. But life was still an by <.*entiir1es of pounding .waves, and i were the sens which swept before II and the furry and feathered folk are so is no other foundation for this error that cabin was fully half a mile from aching void. She at last owned 1100 these cavities were the nostrils of this that not Infrequently clouds of spray many unintentional scribblers. Here a than tlie resemblance of tlie bo called the point where the guard was sta iu twenty-five cent coins, Surely she mammoth prolxixcis. To the eastward 'and masses of water leaia-d over th« wootl mouse dotted along, dragging his lmlrsnake (gordlusi to a common horse tail; youder a bare passed at speed, tioned. aud yet the shot he fired bad must be aatixfied now. But. no; she it exteuded from the xuinmlt to tlie« summit of the rock, to again fall int< hair. Hnakes are often suppostid to wrouf'it all the havin' we found.”— broke Into one of the quarters, felt dis water at an angle of 23 degrees. Thl> the sea many fathoms to leeward scared by the red rascal that made charm birds, but the fact Is that the New Orirons Times-Democrat. part of the rock was concave in foriu. The rushing of th«* wind, split In twain these doglike tracks. Small triangles couraged after that am! was quite un feathered songsters ate parnlyz«*«! by and It bruadeiie«! as It deseendetl until I by the barrier which sheltered them show where squirrels have traveled like her old xelf until she fouud one fright when they suddenly s«*c the rep frotji nest to storehouse, and larger came together again l>eyon<l the Devil*» It finally disappeared beneath tbe wn-1 little nickel left, the very last coin of ANATOMICAL. tiles at close proximity. triangles betray where the cottontails Nose with a noise like distant thunder ter like the tines of a pitchfork, leav tbe hundretl dollars that bad caused The common e».^»ieous tiellef that After they bad disposed of their eof held conference till a soundless winged ing a sheltered bay alrnut 50 f«*et In: her xo much trouble. — Philadelphia Each ear has four bones. snakes sting or bite by means of their length by 30 lu breadth and as deep ns , fee lie who had held tbe helm througL owl broke up the meeting. Ledger. Tbe body has about SOO muscles. tongues may come from tlie Scriptural Anti here, amid the tan leaved dwarf the sea Itself. Many a lielated craft I the storm of tbe preceding night and Tbe lower limbs contain thirty Itones quotation, “Il stingeth like uu adder.” •■ak«s. returning from u fishing voyage and | brought the sloop safely into Utls bushes, is something. Oho! The very Tin* supiiosition that snakes bite tbem- each. overtaken by a furious nor'wester | strange retreat said to his companion sight of it makes you grasp the gun There exists among many persons a There are 25.000 pores In tbe hand belief that snakes are creatures of tighter, and you begin to peer ahead M*lves and die is doubtless based ii[«on fouud shelter here In-fore tbe rock wax while they stood together at the bow: "Craddock, this pile of nature's ma aud to breathe a bit faster. Those the actions of certain species, like tbe of a man. destroyeil and lu tlie little bay rode more or less defective organisation. bog nosed adder, which when teased Man is tbe only animal that possesses Deprived of legs and reduced to effect out tbe gale lu safety, and It was just sonry coutains the unwritten epitaph« trim prints running youder In true line will act as though dead and thus some a real nose and chin. auch an occasion as this which one of thousands who have perished here were made-by a grouse. Careful, now their movements by sinuous windings times find protection. It Is very com Tbe human skeleton, exclusive of of tbelr elongated bodies and tails, they afternoon lu August compelled two It has other secrets, too. and one ol — it's fresh as— l<ook! 'Did you not monly thought timt snakes' tails “live” teeth, consists of 208 Ismes. men. tbe sole occupants of n sloop them I have dlscoveied and will show see that brown thing ilurt from the have an appearance of helplessness or are active utitil sundown. Thia arises rigged «'raft, to seek tbe little hfl ven you. Do you think. If we climb to th« stump to that tuft of dried fern and The eight muscles of the human Jaw which may by itself excite compassion. from the prolonged activity of the tail, summit yonder, that you can keep yout bush? Steady, now! He must be of refuge. Yet no mistake of the kind could well exert a force of about 500 (tounds. due to the reflex action of the caudal Tlie gale had come upon them almost hold upon the slippery rock against th« ■lglit there before you. and he'll KO The wrist contains eight bones, the be greater. The principles of evolu nerve centers, which may continue for straight awuy t«>— tion suffice to make It evident that the without warning. They had reefed gale?” a longer or shorter iierltsl owing to tem palm five, the fingers have fourteen. Craddock sbrugg«*d his shoulders an«.' “Whur-r-r!" almost behind you. aud double reefetl tbelr sails, but tlie Tbe smallest bone in the human body structure of serpents must be tolerably perature and other condittous. Many “Why, how the”— Bing! Haug! wind, aa If It eujoy«*d tbelr discom without reply turned toward tbe din is In the le. lcular. which is seated in good or else they could never have sur Goixi boy! The first load 's in that persons believe that there Is a glass vived nature's msny destructive fiture, Increased Its strength In propor tbe ear. snake or Joint snake, which may be maple fifteen yards from your nose. tion as they reduced the resistance to Tbe work performed by the human agencies. But, In fact, their structure broken to fragments when struck, but but the qolck second did the business. is a marvel of admirable contrivances It. so that at last they were obliged to can reJoint Itself «nd live. This may heart each twenty-four hours is equal As to how the ahem!—he got almost and accurate adjustmenta, so that we Rcud before It with only sail enough come from the fact th«t a certain liz to the lifting of 129 tons to a height of behind you when you had seen him must affirm them to be as perfectly left staudlng to give them steerage ard (OphioHiiurus ventrallsi readily loses we foot in the same length of time. directly in front—that’s a way ht* has. way. adapted to their requirements and pe Its tail, and while the body esca|M*s the —Edwyn Sandys in Outing. culiar modes of life as any other ani One of these men, almost a giant In caudal member wiggles and attracts Dlaeovery of l*«rple, mals.—Quarterly Review. Stature, held .the tiller and watch*«! the attention of tbe pursuer. A dog belonging to Hercules Tyrius The Crow That Wear« a Fool*« Cap. with unerring eyes tbe play of the sav Tlie erroneous Idea that turtle« was one day walking along the sea The following clever wny of keeping I»«««elas«i. age water around them. He knew crows away from a gralntield Is used breathe under water, as do fishes, is de ■bore when be found and ate a murex, these waters as the half grown chlhl "Well," salti the man who had com« rived from the observations of their a species of shellfish. Returning to by the farmer of Holland: knows the dooryard of Its birthplace, In from the remote wilds, “I suppose He makes some small caps of stout having remained submerged for some his master, the latter noticed that tbe you’ve took your seat In congress and be loved the sea. the leaping waves hours. But this is made iHisslble by dog's lips were tinged with color, and paper and smears around the Inner side and tbe rushing wind with a passion ag'in.” of the mouth of each some bird lime or their lung capacity, their limited need In this manner Tyrian purple waa dis that was bereilltary. He loved It, and “No. You remember, I had the mis of oxygen compart'd with that of warm covered. The color was used In the other sticky stuff. In these he puts be delighted to defy Its dangers. Ills fortune to be defeated.” IdisMled animals and their ability to robes of emperors and nobles, and the some grains of corn and stands them companion held tbe sheet rope, which, “You don’t say! And after me trav- alxiut his fields by pressing their points store oxygen in their tissues and use it expression "born to tbe purple” meant elln* forty mile to vote fer you! The notwithstanding the fact that he had ax needed. that the person was of high birth. It Into soft earth. taken two turns around the cleat, was Both species of American cuckoos Is strange to think that the favorite folks out our way will shore be sur When the crow finds one of these with each fresh gust of wind, alniost (genus coccyzusi build nests, contrary ?olor of royalty can lie traced to the prised. So you ain't goln’ to sit in con paper caps, lie thinks himself In great snatched from bls grasp. , to the popular Itolief. Tlie error comes mrfoalty or hunger of the dog of Tyre. gress no more?” luck until he attempts to peck at the “We'll make tbe Devil's Nose. Crad “I’m afraid not.” from the fact that the European tempting grain, when, to his astonish dock," said the big man nt the helm, “Well, well! Things are certainly go ment, he finds the cap attached to Ills citekoo (cucnliisl builds no nests, but Is Th« Spirit Waa Wllllau. “and we'll be there in ten minutes' ln' queer these days. I reckon they’ll parasitic, laying its eggs in the nests head—a regular fool's cap which will “See here," cried tbe tailor as Slopay, lx* movin' the Washington monument time. Pass the sheet to uie. I can bold not even allow him to see what course of other birds, as does our cowbird having donmsl bis new suit, started out next.”—Washington Star. it with my left band. Now take the The old Idea that "a sight (uiolothrus). to take if lie flies up. of the store; “you’re forgetting some heaving line and go forward. Make ../.i However, lie suceeisls in reaching of the oriole cures Jaundice” doubtless thing.” one end fast to tbe capstan, tie the A Thaaahil»«« Stater. with tbe yellow culor of “Look yonder, Crad’“ some coarse grass or bushes and after is connected “Indeed?”saldSlopay. “What's that?” other end aronud your waist, and when Mrs. Getthere — Buch impudence! the bird and the homeopathic doctrine goy which bad already been launched much bewildered scratlfbling and. flop “You must remember our understand Here's Sister Matilda proposing to 1 round to Into the little bay Jump and “Simllla simillbus curantiir” (like cures ing. I made this suit for you only be come here with both li«*r children and awlm for your life. She'll have bead anil wax moored on tbe port aide of tin ping almut gets his head out of this un like). cause you said you wanted to pay cash make us a long visit. way enough to carry her Into the neck sloop. They sculled it quickly to th« desirable cap and ever afterward Most persons believe that owls, cats head of tbe bay and soon began the avoids the field where there are more for It.” of tbe cove, but not a lilt more. Tlier Mr. G — But you speut half last i aea- and other nocturnal animals can see “And I still want to. but I'm sorry to son at her home in tbe country, i and Is an Iron ring set In the rock ■■ear the precarious ascent of tbe Devil's Nose. of them. lu absolute darkness. This error arises Two-thirds of tbe distance to the sum say I can ’ t ” — Philadelphia Press. point on tbe uortb shore ami another you had four children and a nurse. from the fact that in these animals the Petrlfl»«! th» Kn«ll»hin«s T«o. at tbe head of the cove. If you can mit they came upon a level epact* no Mrs. G.--A different thing altogether. pupil of the eye is very large or dilata “ Colonel Tom thliiltree once upset A Matter of ■««I«»««. make one of them and get a hitch bigger than a dining table, which in She has no servants, but she knows ble. and in subdued or very feeble Lord IxMixd.ile when the latter was “I cannot understand, sir. why you through ft la-fore tbe line pulls taut, we th«* center was cleft apart, leaving a entertiiined In New York on his way light they can see much better than permit your daughter to sue me for perfectly well that we have several will tie as safe as a church. Put your space not more than two feet wide and and that every one of them will get can man. One can readily demonstrate home from an expedition to Alaska,” breach of promise. You remember that mad and leave if the family is in clasp knife in your teeth. Crad. and If as dark as midnight within; au«l iut< tbe fallacy of the supposition by tak said a man who saw the fun. thia forbidding place the big man you were bitterly opposed to our en creased.—New York Weekly. you cannot make one of tlie rings In “At a dinner given in his honor Lord ing an owl or other nocturnal animal gagement because I wasn't good enough time cut yourself adrift and swim without explanation or hesitation, Into a perfectly dark room as we have Lonsdale told many thrilling stories, Shall« 1« • Crypt. for her and would disgrace tbe family.” ashore and wait. I'll ride out the gal«* dropped. < 'ruddock followed, and a and an audible *ob!' went uround the done, and touching It with tbe hstid. “Young man. that waa sentiment; In the crypt of St. I-eonsrd's church aluue, aud then I'll come back for you moment later they stood In a naiuruJ It does not move, even though It tie an cavern that wax created when tbe rock talile when he finish«*«! telling of a pet st Hythe, England, are 7.000 akulls. this Is business.” Go forward now. Not « word! rified forest in Africa, in wipeh he untam«*<l animal. Cats and other noc was formed. The remains have been the aubject of captain of this craft.” "I doubt.” said tbe leader. “If then found a number of iw-triflisl lions anil turnal animals are erromjously thought much discussion by scientists. They When the sloop was ngaio upon the elephants. As th«* Engliiflinian lapsed to emit light from tlietr eyes because A Mlahty Maa. Uvea another man today who knows ot were once declared to be the bones of summit of a wave. Craddock from 111» when looking toward the light the Into silence and the applause sank to Topham. the prince of English strong Danish invaders. Now the balance of position at the bow <*oul«l s « m * the hug«'! the existence of this cavern. Hark crystalline lens ot lb* eye produce« a an ecuo all looked to Colonel Ochiltree men, had knots of moeclee where tbe opinion assumes that they are tbe out rock to which bls companion had re Do you bear that whistling moan? It glaring r<*fl«*c»l«n The Idess that swans armpits are In tbe ordinary man. He come bf a imttleifougnt between Vorti- ferred. He bad heard »«ttrLdem-ril e it Is like the v'.b.atlcu of a liuudr«■» ao to <l«*f'.*u<! Ms nationality and lient this sing when dying and moles open their could take n bar of Iron 1'4 inches In petrified lion story. mer. a prince of the Britons, and tbe many time«, but he hud never seen It Hau harps. I have a lantern here. “ 'Tex«,»' said the colonel after a eyes at tbe time of death are handed diameter an«l 5 feet long, place the Invading Saxons about A. D. 4M. Walt till I strike a light, and I will before. iKinse, ‘has Its petrified forest»' but .al <lown from the writings of Pliny and xlddle ot it over the heck of bls t>»ek ah«iw yon something rronrler thaji r«*n M auj <X the skuKs beat the mstks of :. There ig rothlnj sc «1-ceJly u»i*.*rtu*.w though they contain no petrified lions, represent Ignorance of the facts of and then force the ends forward until the battleax. On a table on one side ln the life of a sailor as running j ever saw lief ore." ■oology. the) are remarkijble for having petri- they met before bls face. On one m*ca- of tbe crypt are placed two akulls Then presently he led the way up straight liefore a gale of wind. BII IV f were once seriously n ski'd by a fil'd birds flying over tliem. ’ slou be calle«! upon a village black which are declared to be typical Saxon lows like mountains tower in front the slippery rock, ami ax they advanc ‘‘‘Nonsense!' said laird Lonsdale. teacher. “At what age do the little smith and made of him an everlasting and British, one being long and nar- and rear up out of tbe ocean's depth ed the weird moaning and whistling ‘That Is impossible, Such a pbenome- lambs' tails drop off?” He had accu enemy by picking up a numlter of row and tbe other short and broad, aateru. making destruction appear lu became louder and shriller until It non Is contrary to the laws of gravita rately ob<«erve«l that tlie tall» of the horxcHboes and suapplng them in two The x<*eni«*«l as If there were living tiiuigx custodian points out in another •vltable, and there are an angry swish lambs are long, while those of the old tion ' as easily as if they had been pine part of tbe crypt what be cootempu- aud a resentful seething lu the rushing hovering aninixl them and shrieking In sheep are short, and he had obtained ' “ Ah. that's easily explained.' re sticks. ously describee aa a "cominw church- water as It lifts tbe steru on high and their ear». It was tbe voice of the sponded Colonel Ochiltree quickly. *The a false Idea, which Is, however, preva yard skull." burls the craft like an arrow from u gal«* ax It ruxhed through an opening S» A SaHttaa C«B«»l»a»». laws of gravitation down there are lent. Of course lie was shocked to bow before It. But neither of these in tlie rock high over their lieailx. and Dr. Fourthly—I believe my sermon learn that sheep raisers amputate the petlified too.' ” after tlie.v bad mounted to It < 'raddock War<a la ««Atar.** men seemed to realize tbe .lunger he tails to prevent tbe soiling of the w « mj 1 on sincerity this morning sank deep Th<*r<* never has been any general waa In. or If be realized It he wax cure Saw hlx friend put tlie lanteni down. A Lit» Sent»««-». — Forest and Stream. into some hearts and did good. Then his arm waa aeiied In a firm rule of pronunciation as to nouns end Parishioner Yes; as Foley and bia "Would you call stealing a kiss lar less con<*ernlng It. and while he at th« grasp, anil he waa led arouii«! a Jutting Hl« Claaslfieatlaa. ing In "ator.” In Scotland th« mode wife went home he explained to peo ceny?" queried the inexperienced stern atixxl with feet apart, hlx right liowliler Into the light.of «lay. Ingomnr Buskin—There's a dispute differed from the English nil« in more hand grasping the tiller an«l bis left The wind atruck them like a blow young man. alxiut my acting. Some critics put It ple on the street car that bls wife's usually throwing tbe accent back. Waa i firmly holding the straining sheet ami for a moment t'ornM them back I "I suppose so.” replied tbe married In the first rank, others In tbe second. hair and teeth were false. it not Erskine who in bls earlier days, Cradtlock pre;iar«*d himself for tin* l»»v turnip, but they held tbelr ground and man. wl><> was hustling from dawn to Now. how would you designate it? having spoken of a curator, making tbe t dusk to support bls family. be wax to make. Upon th«* success ot presently atood upon a leilge forniei! by Horatio Jone»-I? Oh. I'd simply M«*«fal. word a dactyl, was Interrupted by tbe "What is the penalty? ” which tbelr safety depetided. an Indentation wh'eh nature had left designate It as rank.—New York Times. There was a very small audience Judge before whom be was pleading "Why, I stole a kiss one time and I rani a small thing In the distant*» In the mighty mass, with tbe summit present, and it was rapidly dwindling with. "‘Curator.’ If you pleoae, Mr. th» Dt-vil's Noae hH«iue«l gr«>nter am sf the Devil's Noae a scarce three fatli was sentenced to hard labor for life.” The Appreciation. away. On tbe stage tbe hero ami h««ro- Erskine: a laitin word with a long —Philadelphia Record. mightier as they advance,!. It seemtsl oms almve tbelr beads. penult!” The Author (after the first perform Ine are bolding a rendezvous. to he rashing toward them at fearful The view wax grand and awful. The “Thank you, my lord.” waa bis ready aticel—Well, what do you think of my Hero to Heroine—Are we alone? speetl. growing taller and mightier an«l storm wax at Its height. Black cloud« When yon go to collect a bill, tbe num play? Heroine (thinking of tbe audlencei— retort, “for your correction. I bow to mure ontinoos as It approached Tbe ntxlMMl toward them and above tbet” at the counter la leaa apt to Inquire Feminine Friend- It was Just lovely! Not yet. There are two fellows near tbe authority of so distinguished a waves Itost agalust It with savagv I like chargers of a hadean host. Seita. about tbe hralth of your family than Who designed tbe heavenly dresses?— tbe door who look as If they might bo 'sena tor' ami 'ora tor’ as your lord fury, aud clouds of spray «ere hurhKij mountain high, plume crested with when you gQ to pay one. able to sit through a ma her act 4 ship.” Loudon Spectator Brooklyn Life. » THOR, THE . NORWEGIAN ö « « u n u n « uu n n « « n « g i r < « !» 3h. r N.ÀKL ■8ffln WKAPPINU... « rítí • tTIWNE OAMO STOCK ...Straw and Binders' Board sa-ST-Mt-tll Ftrxt Slrwl Tal, Mala IM. t SAN FRANCIS*X> We Were Too Late Bright’« Disease and Diabete« Ara Positively Curable. Uyon kssrlac '<>»« Charla» A. Ksaioa. lh» ysrdmsstor ot lh» Svuihara Paria.' i'.Hupauy at Saerauruio. bad a errtaln caxe <>r IMsb»:««, Iha buxls»»« alea wBo w»r» la«e»IUi»ilug th< Fullou i'ompouad», eróla hlm aaklaa Bliu to tahalí; bul Ihay w«r» lato, a» be barí airead« beard uf il, a» per ble taller la auxw r a» tollo«»: ■*I«C*U»TO, 1«. tail "Dor Str«: Yoar, ut lb« l»lh reetvetf. aud I «bank yo« tor your InloiDiatloo r«««rdlu( the IS« tolw n>e<llel«« siada by J J. Falloa. I «a, poru.a ■rnlly cured of txabol»« t.y tbl« uiadtolao. aud I no» • njoy «01x1 b«*«ab our, luora. I eoinu«ro<»d tuklu. It Marell ad. and June Sth waa |.ronouuewl cured. I now enjoy my old diet In a uittd form, but ad.an«-« more on It a. time a.x-a by. not wlablua to auemjd too niueb al oniw I uaa rory l«*d with tbe diwa.e The «rarity waa Ils», and I waa rouenk I could aesroely walk. The pliyalclan. Iietped rue ..one, but »aid there aai no cure. I then i card ut and aeul to treatla« with the Fulton C<>m|iound. and only took three bottle, when 1 cuinnreuoed to tr-el lieller and then kept on Improving until I wua restored la health.' " 1 know of Mother cam ot IMaliele.. an engtnvel an the road wha bad the dimmer ror tour yearn Ra weat to Tuoaoa to die When 1 »a. setiin, belter I mnl tor him lo ronn to Sacramento to «. on lire mme Irealnieal. Ila lila return lielioUe.ed no medioiee would cure him; Lol I prevailed upon blrn Io tvv ll 11lla waa In Mav. Ila la now m. muolr In.preied that he la on i la engine aorkln, every day. There are alao two caaea ot Bright'« Plaeaee inking It whom 1 told or II. I hope Mine eradicate will get thia medicine end hnlid aanltur lama all orer the country ror the treatment ot tbeaa drea.irul dlcea-ea. 1 ruatlng 1 bare not raid to. much, Voura, "Cnaa. A. N iwtox . ‘ Yardmaaier. s. P. Co.. Sai to. Mnllcsl «orkx sgr»« that Bright'« i>i»»»x< and Di Mbele* are incurable, but 87 per ceut art positively recovering under the Fulton Com pounds (Common forms of kidney complaint and rheumatism offer but short residence.; Price, 81 for the B’-ight’s Disease and 81.do ft »« the Diabetic ('ompouud. John J. Fulton Co.,4Jl Montgomery St, San »• ranctsco, sole com pouuderN. Free tests made for patients l>o scriptiv« pamphlet mailed free. Save the Baby The murtallty imonr babies during the thiee teething years ia something frightful. The cenaua of 1900 shows that about one ia •very seven succumbs. The cause Is apparent. With baby's bones hardening, the fontanel (opening In the tkull) closing up and its teeth forming, all these coming at once create a demand for hone material that nearly half the little The result is systems are deflcient in. i eevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions, etc., that prove terribly fatal. The deaths in 190U under thr^e years were 304,988, to say nothing of the vast number outside the big cities that were not reported, and this in the United States alone. When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry out in sleep don’t wait, and the need is neither medicine nor narcotics What the little system Is crying out for is more bone material. Sweetman's Teething Food sup plies it. It has saved the lives of thousands >f babies. They begin to improve within Here is what physicians orty-elght hours. think of It. 8884 Washington St., San Francisco, June 2, 1902. Gentlemen— I an> prescribing your food In the multitude of baby troubles due to Im- A large percentage of in- peded dentition, untile ills and fatalities are the result of <low teething. Yout* food supplies what the deficient system demands, and I have had wrprislng success with tt. .n scores of cases this diet, _ given with thel: **egui«r food, haa not failed to check the infantile distresses. Several of the more serious canes would, 1 eel sure, have been fatal without it. It can not be too quickly brought to tlie attention )t the mothers of the country. It is an ab solute necessity. L. C. MENDEL, M. D. Petaluma, Cal., September 1, 1902. Dear Sirs—i have just tried the teething ood in two cases and in both it was a suc- ■ess. One was a very serious *<a> so criti cal that it wan brought to me from another ity for treatment. Fatal results were feared, in three days the baby ceased worrying and commenced eating and is now well. Its action In this case wan remarkable. I would ad vise you to put it in every drug store in this city. Yours, I. M PROCTOR. M. D. Hweetman’B Teething Food will carry baby <aiely and comfortably through the mottt dan- <f?roun period of child life. It renders lanc ing of the gums unnecessary. It is the safest plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait for symptoms but to commence giving It the fourth or fifth month. Then all the teeth will come healthfully, without pain, dis tress or lancing. It is an auxiliary to their regular diet and easily taken. Price 50 cents (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on re ceipt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inland Drug Co., Mills Building, Han Francisco. JAPANESE PROVERB8. S«m» Reallr Ft«« S«rl«s« Worths ot ValvoroaU A»e»st««o». The Japanese do not expect to gather grape« from thorns or figs of thistles, but they phrase our thought» somewhat differently. They say, “The spawn of frogs will become nothing but frogs.” We hive a saying. “Despise not tbe day of small things.” Their “Famous swords are made of Iron scrapings” is much more picturesque. Tbe idea of our “All lay tbe load on tbe willing horse” they express by “Tlioae who know the ropes do most of the hauling.” While our commonplacs “Out of evil g«x>d may come” finds with them a fine poetical expression In “Tha lotus springs from the mud,” and in point of poignancy our “Adding Insult to injury” Is vastly Inferior to their “Rubbing salt on a sore.” The Japanese bare some really fins sayings worthy of universal acceptance, such as “Thine own heart mak«*s tbe world” or "The poet at home »«•«*» tbe entire universe” ur "The throne of tbe god is on the brow of a righteous man." -Their ntee obMersnre of manners Is evidenced by sayings such as "Excess of politeness l*«*eomcx ltnpollten«*as." their national »uspiclouxiieM in tlie like of "Don't trust n pigeon to carry gralu.” and me nsmiy man s abuorretn-e ui a bungler finds expr«*ssion In numerous quips such as “ltoarning to swim iu a field" or “Scratching the f«x< with the shoe oil. "There are no trundle beds on the market nowadays,” said a New York furniture store salesman, "They are not manufactured. It baa Itoen years since we carried them In stock, and tbe cban<*es are that they will never be iu vogue again. Science 1« against them. for one thing. Doctors and nurses have agreed that as a promoter of colds the trundle be! has no equal. For hyglenh* reasons trandle I toils have been super seded by crllm and infants' beds of a dignified height. Fashion has also bad sotnethlni' to do with the chauge. Reg ular Itods are now built so low that it would 1st next to Impossible to slip tbe trundle bed under them. Perhaps there may be it few ont In the country dis tricts that Jiaye not ttoeu mixed by curio collectors'bFid^Wt’*tW> o kindling wood, but you cannot find one York furniture store.