Bandon recorder., January 22, 1903, Image 2

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a«.«. si
•is- lif
« of
I
w #«•<■
•f V«
'«»> fro««
i<« wer«
ng «oui
mi the «-rat«»
I he wind rsgml ati »•ve us «z we drew
near the cratir. and the lava duzt «¡»al
more vlrliHialy; the zulphuroua «inok«
hid the «arid from our view It ««i aa
If the lieutenants of that angry mou
ante strove to prevent imwtals from
gazing t»a> cloM-ly at her luferual or
gies. On hands and knees we grabbeil
our way up ttse cone, »sighing. bllnJed
by the smoke, buffried by the ley wlud.
We reached the verge of the crater and
threw ourselves <ui our faces. I peereu
for one moment Into that cahlruu of
tire and smoke. The guide clutch«*«;
tuy arm and motioned me to follow
him round the edge of the crater. I
crawled after him. crying. "Enough!*'
But he did not hear. He could not have
heard a foghorn In the roar of that
Mr Ind.
"Enough!" I bawled, trying to grab
him. "E nough!” I roared, clutching at
Ills leg. He shrugged his shoulders,
and. taking my arm. »ve plunged dowu
through the lava. A few paces below
he stop|>e«l. I ls-nt toward him and
through the screams of the wind beard
him say. "Give me a leetle present .tc
buy macaroni.”—Academy.
■Mte- he **•• cues Is a tn**uow>ent In Dr L
tra
nf tbe wealtll
rena's grewtnaaa and true hunianl,
I gel
BMils am
at«*« at the hotels wh
New Y««th and Al­ Fully,” «aid this young M D , enthusi­
Io
find
Mt
iw wbrihri th* Chinaman
If
he
take«
hla
wife along the two of
Il ««« rvH ti
li • •ermoit lias «ieixHim-e«! wom­ ast n«!!,. "Il •«« one of the greatest
city tee II» e*"
at thia eml <>t tbe wire la talking or If
them are charged up aa only one and a
t«»ry
th*
en who go hatlews to church. He de- opportunities of my life."
What cltyT’ Inquired the clerk
It la the one at tbe other end After the
rtelnr* wtt b
"The city of Michigan." responded half |»er«ons You aee the logical de
«-lares tbe proctkve to lie a vHilatlon of
<« mi versatbsi la emled tbe Chink walka
of tiMfiiy tuiM grown up In a «bort the «-Luri-li rules, and quoted the ap»s»-
the
tourist from Britain, and then duct loti?"
There waa one little wventeen year- out of the tssHb with a aelf «at lad «st
"I do." she answered. "And when ■
half century.
there
were explanations all around
tle rtt. Haul to the effect that women old girl who Polly cannot think of •mile on hla tie« and paya for a three
woman travels alone she la <-barg»*d
While Howe's Invention marked the
M
lebigan
Hlackie
thought
that
Mr.
tM*ginnlng of a successful Industry, he must «Mime to church covered. The without a pang. She had come from a minutes' talk We have lately diecov- was a town, and wheu told of its size full rate for one (a-rson. while if her
was by no means the plomow In ef rector «leelared that hatlesm women will long distance to be here when Dr. Is - ered that be invariably aays aa much and Its itoeaewslon of malty towns he liuslaiiid l>ap|M*n» to lie along the rate
forts to sutwtltute mechanical for hand in tbe future l«e refused admiaakiu to renz arrived so that she could be oue of during that time az could have been was considerably surprised. Many of la for one and a lialf persons Tin* bus
sewing. As far back aa 1770 Thomas hia church. Doe lady after reading the first to see him. She bail never said by a white man In fifteen mln bis countrymen, be said, were laboring tmnd. therefore" -
He had stopped laughing.
A Isop patented In England a machine tbe above, who bail frequently «bowed suffered a moment's pain iu her life, utea.”
under the Impression that when aiu-h
To be sun-, the telephon.* company la names as Michigan. Ohio. Illinois and
"1 always did think.” he announced
for embroidering. Another machine Iter indignation at having to remove
but
had
been
on
crutches
since
she
was
not really "out" anything by tbe trana- 1
for embroidering in a loom was invent her becoming hat at the theater, said,
the like were mentioned they were emphatically, “that woman has a moat
e«l by John Duncan in IM4. and twen­ "There now, you see we have the scrip­ six years old. I'p to that time «he hail action, as It Is ¡mid by tbe minute; but, large cities In the dominions of the perverted sense of humor ami a most
lieen as well and strong as IlKMt cbil- ue»«-rtbel«-aa, in the case of Chinamen,
extraordinary meflnal of reasoning.”
ty five years later another Eiiglishman
Yankee republic.—Washington Post.
"But if you really want to get at rel­
nuimsl Hellman |witented still another tures for it. Women should not be dreu and was as active and spry with tbe «-«Mupany would be tbe gainer by
«-«»mpelleti to remove their hats.” her little feet. She was put to Iasi one churging for vblume Instead of time. ▲
ative values." she persisted, "why. Just
embroidering machine.
A
Few
Facts
«tenet
Kites.
consider the matrimonial market. Man
The first rcoorded attempt at me "But,” replied her friend, "it doesn’t uight after a romp with her little Chinaman always tiegins hts talk In
The Chinese, who have played with is quoted at a high flgure in that only
chanical sewing was th«* Invention of say anything almut theaters, it's only brother and woke up next morning pidgin English. He says: "Hella la
Thomaa Saint, who t<s>k out a patent church.” “That’s all right; the next with her hip out of joiut. When she thia Sam Ling. 1 bettee you don't know kites ever aim-e the lieglnnlng of his when be has a title, while woman
yi hi ki yi he yay bo benno ne," and tory, make bug» kites In the sl>a|>e of brings the top price without one.”
In England iu 1790 fora machine which lime I get a ptilite little note to ‘pl«*ase
sits or lies down the hip bone Hies so on. and It sounds on the wires as If dragoils and arrange them so that they
"Oh. well.” he said to himself as be
ex«*«'Ute<l the old crisliet stitch. It remove your hat,’ at the risk of taking
play a queer kind of music as they slammed the door Is-hind him. "what's
was not a sue<-«*«a. but some of the cold I shall quota rlt. Paul to them.” back into place, but the moment she aeveral ¡s-rsons were at work.
slauds
up
out
it
flies
again.
Kite
had
float high In the air. Tlie Chinese lie the use of arguing with a woman any­
features of tlie Saint machine appear
"Y ou’ll tio no such thing. You'll take lost all hope of relief uutil she saw that
lieve they keep off evil spirits.
Switeheg the Traia.
In the |M*rfected machine of today.
how?" Chicago Post.
off'your
hat,
ami
as
quietly
as
poasible
Dr. Ixoreuz hail performed so many re­
Mr. Eddy, the kite king of Bayonne,
Bartholemy Thimonnier patented In
A certain judge la much given to
France In 1830 the first ««•«••Ing «ns. to avoid attracting attention. Nothing ntal kalde cures and was coming to this rmdltating upon biz work while walk­ N. J„ has sent up a kite to which a
Saapieioaa of It.
chine pilt to practical use. Eighty of «■an add to a woman's discomfort aud country. Then Iter heart grew as light ing along the street, and hia acquaint , camera was attached, and he bad It
"Do you believe In the segregation
tils machines were In use for sewing spoil the whole evening f«ir her in some as thistle-down and she went about her an«-«fii aud friends .recognize his air of arranged ao that be <-ould take a pic­ of the sexes?” asked Mrs. Oldcastle.
army clothing In 1841. when a mob de­ instances as that conspicuous little bit work with a song of Joy on her lipa. abstraction, pass hita by with a friend- ' ture while the kite was sailing aloft.
"Well.” replied her hostess. "1 can’t
Vitality of the Cewtlped.
stroyed them because convfn<-ed they of cardboard thrust into her hami or
ly nod and never mind if be does not He succeeded In getting many birdseye say as 1 do. Josiah's kind of taken
The sight of a full grown ceutlped la
Every
hue
in
the
newspa)>en<
she
would drive seamstresses out of em­ tisise«! into her lap.”
with it. but there's so many of these
appear to notice tbe salutation. A lit- ' views of New York city.
scanneti to find something about this tie colored newsboy not familiar with ’ Several men have tried to make kite new notions coinin' up that I'd rather said by travelers in tropical lands to be
ployment. Thimonnier built new and
enough to affect the strongest nerves.
•
»
•
»
wonderful physician and cut out the tills peculiarity of tke judge accosted ascensions. Charles H. Lamsou of wait and see how they turn out first. Ten to eleven inches Is the average
better machines, but all his work was
Dr. Adolf Lorenz of Austria is gain­ article ami placet! it in her scraplsstk. him on«* day with persistent appeals:
again des troy ill by angry artisans In
Portland. Me., »van carried fifty feet in Of course. I believe In vaccination, be­ length, although larger tines have been
1848.
ing fame and the reward which money All her ho|tes were blighted, however.
cause everylaMly knows that's all seen. I.afcadio Hearn In "Two Years
"Buy the m«>ruiu’ lews, boss. Hava the air on a single kite. *
John J. Greenough t<s»k out the first cannot purchase that is tlie over­ She was considered list old a subject a paper, boss.”
The weather bureau makes Its ob­ right, but I'd hate to let a child of In the French West Indies" suys that
patent for a st*wing machine Issued in whelming gratitude of scores of afflict«*! and she has gone Itack to her mountain
Tbe Judge waved tbe tiny mite of hu­ servations by means of kites. I list end mine get segregated unless It »»as the the vitality of the ceutlped Is amazing.
the L'nlted States In 1842. It was In­ ami the praise and admiratitm that home embittered and sorrow ful. Noth­ manity aside aud weut on abstract«*d- i of string it uses tine piano wire to fly Inst ho|H*.”— Chicago Record-Herald.
Mr. Ilearn kept one In a bottle, with­
tended to sew leather, but was of no
out fotxl or water, for thirteen weeks,
amounts almost to a worship by the ing but a severe surgical <>(>eration will ly. his mind eugrossed with the case the kites with, and at the Arlington
practical use.
Wo Truable as to His Xante.
that was to come up that day lu the kite station opposite Washington the
at the end of whieli time it remained
Walter Hunt of New York built a members of the mtsiical fraternity— helpher. Itiacoatly and painful; then, court to which he was on the way. kite wire is reeled in by steam power.
After having called nine or ten times active and dangerous as ever. The
during
his
tour
of
the
United
States.
too,
she
has
lost
faith.
I
doubt
whether
sewing machine in 1834, but failed to
the man with the bill was fortunate ceutlped has one natural enemy able to
The dusky newsboy was not «*aslly ■
protect It by n patent. After Howe's Dr. Lorenz left both sad and happy she will ever have the courage to go evaded, and be kept pace with the
enough to find bls victim in.
cope with him the hen.
Massillon’s Secret of Power.
machine appeared Hunt declared It hearts following his departure from San through it.
Judge, shouting his pa par cry at fre-1 It is said that after Massillon, the
"Tills is Mr. Ardup, Isn't it?" he said.
The hen attacks him with delight and
embodied the Ideila of hla machine of Francisco. Many afflicte«! people had
» » a »
queut intervals. At last tbe judge' great court preacher of France, had
"Yes."
often swallows him. head first, without
1834, but lie win umilile to esta bl ish set their hearts on seeing this world-
"Orville Ardup?"
taking the trouble to kill him. The cat
The Is-autiful little white Spitz, dogs Htopiied ami, grabbing his youthful tor 1 finished one of his sermons Louis XIV.
his claim.
"Yes. You seem to know my name, bunts him. but she la careful never to
renowned physician who could cure are always quoted as having vicious mentor by the shoulder, he said In his summoned him to his side and said:
A small army of Inventors appeared
most severe manner:
I "Massillon, how is It you impress me all right.”
put her head near him. She has a trick
after Ilowe's patent Imd proveil suc­ seemingly hopeletw «'ases without tbe and unfriendly tenqiers, and one never
"How dare you Interrupt ine when I as you do? I have beard many great
"Oh. 1 remember your name well of whirling him round ami round upou
use
of
the
knife
and
without
drawing
a
knows when they are going to turn on am following out a line of argument?
cessful. ami their genius was devot««l
enough. It’s your face that generally the floor so quickly as to stupefy him;
to pi-rfectlng «‘very part of the ma­ single <lrop of bltssi. "The blxMlless their friends and leave the imprint of Don’t you ever speak to me when 1 am orators preach. They nearly always escapes me."—Chicago Tribune
then, when she sees a good chance, she
idea.se me. But when you preach in­
chine. How »veil they have succeeded cure,” they pronounced it. Many of their sharp little teeth. The other day pursuing a traiu of thought.”
| stead of being pleased with you I am
strikes him dead with her claws.
la shown 111 the 8..’i(Z) patents for sew th«!se unfortunates who bad dreameii I liap|ieiie<i to Is* passing a residence
Of Course Mot.
Th«* small boy looke«l up iu surprise always discontented with myself. I
There are su|ferstitlons concerning
Ing machines and attachments Issued alsiut the womierful «‘tire they would' where a little Maltese kitten was trem­ and said in a most apologetic tone:
| always feel that I want to be a better
the creature which have a good effect
by th«* L’nlteil States since 1830 and ill receive, both night and «lay, and who
"Befor’ de Lord, massa. I didn’t
In diminishing bls tribe. If you kill a
the fact that the American sewing ilia pictured the throwing away of tlieir bling on tlie porch and a beautiful know you was tryln' to cotch c train.1 man as well as a better king." "Well,"
centlped, you are sure to receive money
Spitz, dog barking frantically lieside
answered the great preacher, “the only
chine leuds all others In every country
soon, and eveu If you dreatu of killing
crutch«*« and walking likeother ¡»eople, her, and on the ground were three or Excus' me.”—Brooklyn Eagle.
way 1 can account for it. your majesty,
In the world -New York Herald.
one it is good luck.
with no more long hours of mental ami four flogs all charging up the steps and
Is because I am always preaching
The Nose.
against myself. When I am about to
physical suffering, were turned away barking furiously and endeavuring to
(»re In ('hooxlnic Glanaea.
Nothing Is more rare than a really make up a sermon. 1 say to myself,
An lalsrk, Cltlaea.
A dealer In optical Instruments de- with their hope« shattered and a disap­ get at the cat. 1 thought the ¡xior little perfect nose -that is, one which unites
“Yes, sir.” said the town story tell­
dared tlint It gave him real pain to pointment so great that even tt-ars c«>uld kitten's time had come lietween the harmony of form, correctness of pra 1 'Massillon, what is the sin which you
er, "he wuz the onluckiest feller that
note the careless manner in which half not relieve their anguish. They were Hpitz and the other savage canines, but portion ami proper affinity with the have hardest work to battle today?*
ever drawed the breath of life an' a
And when I preach against my own
the persons tn New York wear glasses past the age, or their particular case
other features.
my
mind
was
relieved
iu
a
moment
by
week's wages.”
sins
I
generally
find
Unit
there
are
"It Is a wonder to me,” he said, "that di«i not come within the scope of this
The following are, according to the similar sins In other hearts whl. h I am
"You don't say?”
seeing the little Spitz, sail savagely jnto
they don't bring on blindness. In the
rules of art, the conditions requisite also preaching against.”
"Fact. Clumb a pine tree once when
first place, the frames should always famous doctor’s work. Borne of them one of the dogs as he advancefl and seut to the beauty of this organ:
he seen the sheriff cornin' to levy ou
ls> fitted to Individual faces Instead of cried; others went away with tliat piti­ him yelping down the stefis. One
The nose should have tbe same
him, barricane come along, blowed
Flagpolea «a Private Hotter,
being picked up Indiscriminately with ful, luqielesa l«M>k in tlieir eyes that was after the other he treated in this un­ length as the forehead and have a !
the tree down an’ landed him In the
out regard far facial peculiarities. The more heart-rending than tears. It friendly fashion until a stranger in slight depression at Its root. From Its 1 One unusual feature of some private
only vacant seat In the sheriff's buggy;
size of the lenses is another lui|s>rtant showetl that they had received the passing drove the intruders away.
houses lu New York recently completed
reot
to
Its
extremity
it
should
follow
a
sheriff started to Jail with him; met by
consideration. Most of the glasses I deatli-blow to tlieir faint hiqie that lia«l Then the Spitz laid down ami the kit­
perfectly straight line and come exact-1 or still In the course of construction Is
lynchin' party, who mistook him fer
oea on the street nre t<s> small. They glimmer«sl feebly in spite of the verdict
a
flagpole.
On
hotels
and
public
build
'nutber man, an' strung him up, an’
should be as large ns the face of the of their own family physician, “Y'our ten cuddled up close to him purring ly over tbe center of the upper lip. The Ings this outward evidence of loyalty
bridge of the nose, parallel ou both
he'd almost quit kickin' when some
her thanks.
wearer will ¡M'rinlt. for a lens of gotsl «•ase is hopeless.”
sides, should be a little wider in the has long been an indispensable feature,
size not only affords better protection
"What do you think of Camfer's new un cut him down an' hauled him borne
but
private
families
have
for
the
most
center. The tip should be neither too
» » • »
jest as bls motlier-in law had finished
to the eye, but Is more becoming than
BRIEF REVIEW
part been content to b I iow tlieir love of venture?”
tliin
nor
too
fleshy,
and
Its
lower
out-,
wrltln' bls obituary an' wuz staudlu'
Dr.
Lorenz
receive«!
$100,000
for
per
­
a smaller one. Another tribulation of
"What is be doing now?"
liu«* neither narrow nor too wide. The ' country by hanging a flag out of the
before the glass to see bow well she
the weak eyed Is due to the reflis-tloti forming thesameoperation on the little
"He
has
invested
in
a
wax
works
ag
window
on
days
that
called
for
a
s]ie
Venixon trom Europe.
lolies must lie gracefully defln«.*d by a
from the edges of unframed glasses. «laughter of millionaire Armour of Chi­
gregation and Is traveling about the looked 111 mournin’.”—Atlanta Constl-
cial
display
of
patriotism.
tutlon.
Venison is in so small demand that slight depression. S«*«*n sideways, the
The eyelashes should be attended to In cago that lie perform«*«! cheerfully for
"Personally I can’t say that I partic­ country with it.”
lower part of the nose will have but a
"Pshaw!
Of
course
he
hasn
’
t
a
llv-
order to get the best results front a little bilks in Kan Francisco free of only about twenty butchers have it on third of its total length.
ularly like the idea of topping off a
Tbe Dog.
pulr of spectacles. Many lashes are charge. "It »vas one of the greatest sale, is the statement of a New York
four story American basement with a Ing show!”
Man la the best friend of the dog.
worn so long that they brush against
Press writer. Considerable quantities
flagstaff." said a busy contractor, "but
Horses come next. but between the
The Deteriorating Tarkish Lady.
As Caaal.
the glass. Thia la decidedly injurious.— sights I ever ex|iect to see,” sai«l an en­ | come from Euriqa*. One day last wiek
when my patrons Insist upon having
dog and all other farm animals, frojn
Eating
sweetmeats,
smoking
ciga
­
thusiastic
physician
m
relating
the
I
"Good
moruiug.
sir,
”
said
a
stranger
New York Times.
181 head arrived, and the saddles rettes, scolding the slaves and talking one It Is my business to sis* that they accosting Rip Van Winkle, as the lat­ the house eat to the cow ami the beef
scenes that impresse«! him so visibly
fetched
at wholesale 30 to 32 cents |>er scandal are the chief diversions of the I get It. At present the custom Is not ter came down out of the mountains steer, tbere seems to be a natural eu-
Ebony, the Wood of King«.
tliat he «tould not sleep from sheer ex­
pound.
Froaen venizon, both European Turkish lady, with now and then a vis­ »vldespread. but since the owners of a from his twenty year sleep, "and how mlty. Dogs. however, are fond of
While many of the hardwoods In use citement. “Many of the prominent
few new houses have set the fnshlon
•beep anti goats-but as diet, not as
at the present day are of comparatively doctors of San Francisoi and alsiut two and domestic, fetches 12 to 25 cents it to a low class theater, and her phy­ the chances are all In favor of Its are you feeling this morning?”
living friends. Cows and sheep and
sique,
and
with
It
that
of
the
race,
la
"I
am
feeling
bum
—
very
bum.
”
re-
wholesale.
The
retail
price
in
thiscity
rn-ent Introduction, ebony was known liuudre«! medical students and trained
rapid growth.”
goats should be kept as free from as­
i-apiilly
deteriorating
for
want
of
fresh
pile»!
Rip
in
the
usual
grumbling
way
and highly esteemed by a number of
for a venison steak, he continues, is (X)
nurses watched the skillful movements
of mankind. "Why, I never slept a sociation with dogs as Is possible, with
aucient races ami used by them for
cents a pound. Nothing is more de­ air and exercise. The much disputed
Shah’s Rich Globe.
the exception of the trained shepherd
of
Dr.
Lorenz
with
as
much
interest
a*
question as to whether woman la the
wink all night.”- Boston Post.
kingly and other purposes. While the
licious than fresh deer meat broiled
<• In Teheran may be seen the costliest
dog. A dog walking through a cow­
name eliony is given to the »v«sid of I <!i«l. In fact after one operation so without other seasoning than butter, |M>ssess<>r of an Immortal soul has left geographical glolie in the world. It is
pea will often cause a decrease lu milk
His View of It.
several varieties of trees, all kinds are iutense was the enthusiasm that physi­ pepper and salt. This epicurean plan its mark on the female population. the property of the shah, and it is said
They have ceased to base any great
"You are not calling on the colonel's flow that amounts to more than tlie
of great density and dark color, tlie cians ami student.« broke forth into
that he frequently studies It. The sur­
of
killing
the
flavor
by
loads
of
jelly
anil
Itopea
on
such
an
uncertainty
and
live,
daughter
now, I understand,” said cash value of tlie dog. Many dogs are
heaviest varieties being, as a rule, also cheers. You shoultl have seen his pow­
face of tlie earth Is represented on It
worth considerably less than $0.00.—
feed
and
behave
so
like
the
"beasts
that
tanks
of
wine
is
worse
than
bariwrous.
the da.kest. There are three varieties erful hands stretching and wrenching
by precious stones, and lu its construc­ Hunker to Spatts.
Farm and Ranch.
"No.”
of eliony well known in the trade. The the muscles and ligaments and ¡lulling I can take a rank old mutton steak, I>eriah" that to the flippant modern tion nothing but solid gold lias lieen
"Did she dismiss you?”
ebony from the Gaboon coast of Africa tlie ball end of tile thigh bone down cook it in the same way, and fool any Turk it seems that, if endowed with used.
Slnvolar Murrlffir Cu»tom.
souls at all, they must be so small as
"Ob, no. 1 received an honorable
la the darkest. The Madagascar ebony
one who^ikes disguised venison.
Thousands
of
emeralds
show
where
When two Negritos, a [leople of the
into
the
hip
socket.
The
little
patient
to
be
scarcely
worth
the
trouble
of
discharge.
”
—
Detroit
Free
I*ress
is the densest. The Macassar ebony
the ocean, seas, lakes and rivers are
Philippine Islands, are uulted, the
saving.—Chambers’ Magazine.
furnishes the largest pieces. London is was never allow«*! to gain conscious­
London Crime.
located, the entire continent of Africa
whole tribe is assembled, and the af­
Love
aad
Flaaaee.
still the chief mart for this woixl, and ness while the doctor worked, but
Rarely does any official report con­
Is covered with rubles. Persia Is repre­
fianced pair climb two trees growing
“
A
woman.
”
she
suit),
"gives
all
or
Hla One Regret.
from there ft is shipped to the various passe«! through the o|»eration serenely, tain such depressing matter as that ou
sented by turquoises, and from the
near to each other. The elders then
A fare was living rattled through a apace allotted to France and England nothing.”
countries In which it is usisi for manu which but for tbe ether wouki have prisons just issue«! from the Home < )f-
bend the branches until the beads of
I
be
replied,
"all
abe
"And
she
lakes."
Dublin
suburb
on
a
rickety
jaunting
factoring purpoai«. — Popular Me- la*en torture. I felt sorry for one of our
the couple meet. When the heads hâve
tl«*e, says the Ixmrion correspondent of
I flash hundreds of diamonds.
cba nlcs.
As to the value of this glolie no esti­ can get.”
memliers, whosat paleas death waiting the Baltimore Herald. It formally re­ car drawn by a no less rickety horse.
thus come into contact, the marriage la
But.
then,
they
bad been married
for Dr. Lorenz to liegin o|ieratlon. Pres­ cords that during last year the iiumtier Having proceeded some distance, the mate has ever liven made, but as It con many years, and a millinery bill bad legally accomplished, and great rejoic­
Girls Help Walters to Cheat,
horse, owing to apparent old age and tains more than 30.000 previous stones
ings take place, a fantastic dance com­
ently
the
door
opened
aud
iu
came
a
Among hotel employtaw sex does not
of people in prison ini-reas«-d lietween iheer exhaustion, fell, never to rise It must be worth a fortune. The shah, Just come In.—Chicago Poet.
pleting the ceremony.
appear to make any difference so fur nurse dresaeti in snowy white liearing 17,000 and 18,000, as compared with the again. The fare was very profuse in however, has no intention of dis|s>sing
Tbe Limit.
■ s honesty Is concerned, says the in her arms the unconscious iorm of a previous year. In London criminality his sympathies toward the driver, who, of It.
A Lesson la Hoapltallty.
Mrs. L’ppton—Why, I thought your
Brooklyn Eagle. Certain young women little noy and laid him on the «»¡«erating had so largely incr«*ase<l that lietweeii however, appeared to take the whole
A curious Instance of provincial hos­
little
dog
was
white!
who act as checkers lu hotels work tai de. it was his afflicte«! little child,
thing very coolly and explained:
A f wrloBs Fact.
Mrs. De Style—So he was, but I bad pitality in a small Tuscan town Is re­
with certain waiters. Whenever one of ami your heart would have ached if .'1000 and 4000 prisoners of Isith sexes
"It’s just like this with me, your hon­
corded by I.ulgl Villarl in "Italian Life
It is somewhat curious that nearly him dyed brown to match this dress.
,
have
to
Is*
transferred
to
the
provincial
the girls obtains a position the men you <-oul<! haveseen his face. Instantly
or. I don't regret the old brute a bit. all of England's prominent living sol-
In Town and Country.”
soon follow her. and the hotel proprie­ Dr. Lorenz, after a few words of ex­ jails for lack of adequate accommoda­ He was bad from the start. But, some­ diera are either bachelors or without
A lady of very noble birth and of
A Perisci «snblaatlsa.
tion in the nietnqHilis. Nor is this ter­ how or other. I can’t help thinking of
tor is victimized accordingly. The wait
considerable wealth was giving a mu­
male heir. Among them may be noted
planation,
commence«!
the
work
that
"Whom
did
alie
marry?"
er who Is In league with the checker
rible grotli of lawlessness of an abnor­ the lieautiful feed of oatB 1 gave him
Lord Roberts, Lord Wolseley, Lord
"My impression is that It »vas a coat sical party—it was the first time she
makes a small private mark on the meant so much to the father and his mal character; It ap|iears to have this morning.”
Kitchener,
Sir
Redvers
Buller.
General
of
arms anti a bad case of gout.”—New had Invited friends to her house that
little
boy.
Not
until
it
was
over
ami
check with which he desires to cheat.
. acquire«I normality, judging from the
season. The entertainment began at
Baden Powell. Sir Hector MacDonald Yorker.
She sees It, and Instead of stamping tlie doctor plaee«l the patient, still un­ ' fact that the numlier of Ixtndon com­
The Power of a Tip.
2 p. m. and lasted till 7. No refresh
and Ixird Charles Beresford. Rolierts’
the prices against the articles ordered conscious, on ills f«*et, did the father
Experienced Traveler (at railway res­ son was killed lu South Africa. Wolse­
Htimraadr Philosophy.
incuts were provided for the guests,
mitments increase«! from 38,343 in 18H1
she puts her fingers over the figures on smile, then his fa«'e was raitiant as he
taurant)—When did that man at the ley, Beresford and Birller have an tin
Never use in trytn
but at half past 4 a servant appeared
the die so that a slight blotch Is all *aw the success of the «qieration. The to 53,501 in IDOL
Ter make yo sorrer double;
other table give bls order?
anil solemnly pres»*nted a cup of choco­
married
daughter
each,
while
Kitchen
lies
a
pint
of
happiness
that Is recorded lu the place for figures little one was borne out by the nurse
Waiter—'Bout ten minutes ago, sir.
late to the hosti'ss and one to ber moth
er, MacDonald and Bailen Powell per­
Beats a peck of troubla
All the rivers of Africa have remark-
The waiter does the rest. She keeps
"What did he order?"
er. This, of course, would only be pos­
to
the
tiny
bed,
where
he
will
lay
in
sistently fight shy of matrimony.
able peeullarites. They seek the is-ean
her account against her confederates,
fltop all de grievin'
"Beefsteak and potatoes, sir.”
sible In a very provincial town, in the
Fer de milk yo' spill;
and they settle up later on the outside. his plaster cast for several months, ami that is farthest away from their source.
“How much did he tip you?”
more civilized spots excellent f afresh
Keep on believin’
another umxinscious little patient wns Their course is always broken by falls,
Pearl
Fisheries
Fallis*.
"Sixpence, sir.”
Hat de cow 'll stan' still!
incuts are always offered to the guests.
Taavte Thai II <> Id« Mr mnry.
brought in. I think one «if the moat and their mouths are stopped by nu-
Pearl bearing clams are disappearing
"Well, here's a shilling. Cook him
Once upon a time there was a man womlerful operations he performed in merous sandbanks.
Never use tn sighin'
from the sand bars of Arkansas and
another steak and bring me bls.”
A Seri pt a rat Weapoa.
Wen things a-gwlne wrong;
who was a chronic borrower of money, San Francisco was on a little liaby five
the Mississippi river at a rate that
"Yes, sir."— London Telegraph.
One
string on a fiddle
Children tumble Into strange morass­
and he was never known to slight an months ol«i named Roas Jackson. The
threatens to make the species extinct
Captain Pianta, a Swiss, has, after a
Frequent makes a song.
es when they grapple with theology.
acquaintance through neglect. He was
tn less than two years. The beginning
Too Marte Like Work.
long litigatiou, succeeded In establish­
They trip over words. For example,
extremely well known by a large circle little fellow's f«*et were s<» badly <ie-
Stop all de grievin'
of
the
end
has
commenced,
and
unless
“It's terrible to be sleepy so much of
ing his right to the credit of having
the other day a teacher at Stepney took
Fer de milk yo’ spill;
of acquaintances, which lie was contin­ forni«*! that they were bent inward and
new fields are discovered soon the
the time.” said Meandering Mike.
Joy's tn believin'
for the Bible lessou the story of Sam­
upward until the ««ties face«! eacli other first invented the automobile.
ually endeavoriug to enlarge.
"Why don't you go to sleep?” re­ pearl fishing Industry of the I'lilte»!
Dat de cow ’ll Stan' still!
son. At the end of the lesson questions
ami
left
the
only
¡sMsible
walking
sur-
members
of
this
growing
circle
The
—Atlanta Constitution.
• xlie oust.
Anelephaut’ssense of smell is sodelk joined Plodding Pete. "You might as States will l“‘ " *-'
were put to test the understanding of
never forgot him. and even after hla fsce theouter rear «sig«*« of the feet. Dr.
well."
Aa Old H»i.
the scholars. "With what wenpoq did
death be remained green In their ment­ Ixirenz liaiidle«l those tender little feet cate that the animal can scent a hu­
"Dat's «here you’re wrong. If den­
Visits, teat Doesn't Pat I'p There.
Tailor (to applicant for a job)—We Samson slay a thousand Philistines?”
man living at a distance of KMUi yards.
ortea.
like they were wet rags. He simply
is anyt'lng I dreads, ft's goin' to sleep.
"My boy Josh writes me that be Is want a good cutter. Have you bad was the question. For a space there
Moral.—A man to Insure being re­ wrung them with a powerful twist of
was silence. Then a little girl spoke
The population of Russia doubles I might dream I was workin’.”—Wash­ stoppln' at the liest hotels.” remarked much experience In the tailoring line?
membered must keep in touch with his
ington Star.
Mrs. CorntoMel.
his
firm,
strong
hamts.
He
turned
Applicant (with a- confident smile)
np. "With the ax of the apostles," she
from
natural increase once every sixty
friends.—New York Herald.
"Is
he
a
commercial
traveler?
”
I never bad a suit of clothes ready said - Ixmdou Chronicle.
them around into the right ¡visition, years.
Irene’s OpportaaHy.
"Na He's drivin’ a transfer wagon.” when I said I would since I've lx*n in
breaking tbe ligaments and tissues and
After the Sanahine.
Willie—What makes you come to our —Washington Star.
the business
Im
It's an easy matter to get into the house so often. Mr. Hankinson? Do
"What became of that Sunshine club pressrii the bon«*s Into the pro|ier sbajie.
Tailor—You’ll do. You're an old hand.
Biggs
—
They
say Mr«. Gabbleton Is
which Daisy started?”
Then be plac«*! a plaster cast alsiut the habit of meeting trouble half way.
you want to marry our Irene?
When Dame Fortune g«s*s calling,
guilty of an attempt at blackmail.
"Oh. It’s under a cloud. After the little feet, k*aving the toes exp«Me«l so
Miss Irene (taken by surprise, but she utterly disregards "at borne" days. I see.
Digga—I don't believe It
first annual election of officers It was that they «valid lie observe«! and have ( Foresta cover one-tenth of the surface realizing with rare presence of mind
As a tbanka offering for bla good
Blgga—Wby not?
of the earth and one-quarter of Euro¡«. that Mr. Hankinson baa to say aozne- —Chicago News
impossible to get a quorum owing to
Pope Leo XIII. propoaea to
health
Diggs—No woman on earth would
the fact that no two tnembers of the free circulation during the six or nine
erect a borne for the aged poor lu bla
If you associate with a fool, don't let thing now)—Willie, you Impertinent
There la neither thunder nor light­ native towu of Carplneto, Perugia, at think of accepting "bush monaf." -
club were 'on speaking terms.'"—Obi months that the plaster of paris east
boy, leave the room!
Chicago Nrua
ning within the arctic circle.
' must lie kept alsiut the tender feet. It I the fool control you.
esgo Record Herald.
s cost of $200.000.
on*- of
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