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l»r nwoith. $4 TH 1. «lid If jr<«u • All Un Heft Or« Tw»ri the t«l
!«•! following Sunday In speaking of
r M
al. —« —..
•r* •■«-•pOaaa bwt tbe • Karan,
thia drsan by atx Ida,-• ponbv each I* subject Mi
.1 to try to k
If
extra
quart
y»ni
uh m |«y M **$*tllA
per
«otri.
I
I..
li
lotellwt »f moat men raw l«e K
rustoui a clergy man says
is a rate Ilin s to meet s
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thirty
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Ibr way Iu which they 11« *l,el Des out of M-li*s<l who <!>«■«
' When Christianity was first promul
feathers Tlie hesrse will Is* follow ««I opening.
Now. take th* w*»rc|*v*e man. f<* *1 They are lb«- • >opfi<.n ami uot the <1*11 ver»*« »lady l«*r moKlh, II !• III* l«< lielor I k Uiuktwl to tbe tiioe Of m : gat«*d. all preaching was done extern
“Mr Arc lides .on" said be "have
by men on *»■« «*srlug hnlcb*rt««-k
•ev
a
luoiitli.
Fniio
bl*
AfthHb
ye«r
to
poranevioly Much a thing as prepar er« and «-iskeil bat* and after tlieui you seen the pamphlet written by my
ample
rule
In s|*akiiig <*f Hits a«ivl,e ami imsl*«t ? )«<*m •f *-l. I <mr II <11 •ri» ruty
•¿tn M mouth I« tbe tai. but. lug a sermou was unknown.
"Th« tl* nt th* g*nlii* hex afforvlMl
art*
Many
friend. I'rvtesmir Dickenson, un the re
commenting ot« tbe suliject Io a yotmg daily |a»r month is $8.75; two
having reached the »■'entv flfth y«mr glrtevl meu expressed their views on follow lumum-rablr «ebl« les of rxrtj
ihu - b 'copy* f<* tl,e p*n of the satlrlei
daily
per
month
is*--
<|Uarts
tsk'i.25
ilescription. If the l«»dy 1« to l>* In­ markable size of the rye In a couunoii
ally
the
«»tiler
«lay,
si
•*
■ant,
"Why,
relief
finally
nmin,
and
the
tax
t*e-
aud th* pvuell uf th* carle*turlat. I>ut
ami you must |>ay $7.58 for 3 «piarts and ,-ouira nouiin.tl. bring reduced to $2<> ■ various subjects, tbeu added a few terred. the gru»eiliggers will precede bouse fly ?”
Iu reality any little peculiarity or idlo Polly, if you<l«H«'l use slang m»w a-«lays
The arcbi'eaivsi iMMirteously said hr
$a
a*» lor 3j <|iiarts. Y om |»ay 2ft «-ettls year. After eighty a man can remain words of goxl advice tu their llateuere. the band, with IteHr tool* over their
aymraay In dreoolag I* generally lb* you are not m it, but i*u<-k uiinib«*»,
This practl«-e Is still continued in tbe ■boulder«.
had not. The lure piirsinsl his adv au
|>ei
motitli
extra
for
i«>llled
milk,
40
■Ingle without paying anything
outward and vialble sign of vanity known to tlie rest of tiieg'rleas cliuuqe.
Roman Catholic church of the preseut
Most Filipino funerals, however, are (age
There Is a paragraph relating to wid­ day. aud I tbluk that a very limited
rather than of per sous I untidliieos. The When a girl trie« to enter our set ami is e*nts |»er ijuart for table cream ami t«>
"I can aaiurr you it la a most Inter
umre
imthetic. The father of a few
average mau. with an ordinary slmre mi g<Ksiy-g<H«ly ami precise in her coti- cents |>er quart for heavy cream. I owers. w ho are given thr«s* y«*ars In numler of the prleata ev«*r write a ser
weeks old baby will trot out to tbe esting jiauipblet. rei ting forth parthu
w
hich
to
mourn
and
pl,
k
a
am-<'«*Muw.
Itave
lieen
lit
the
liabit
of
taking
three
uf lutell«*ct. oeldom know* Imw to tie versation, we jiu»i set to work to teach
mou. Not all ministers, however, ad «•eiuetery entirely alone, with the little lars hitherto unobserved as to th** nun
A man who can prove that be has here to thia rule by any means.
a tie aa it can be tied und ia ti,*d by Iter a thing or two, ami we shock Iter so quarts a day oil account of Hie chil­
When white coffin l«alan«-**d well on bis head, anal alza of that eye "
I<ro|Hised
und
I
«ecu
ref
lies
I
three
tiim*s
men with uo Intellect at all. He may
"I deny the fact!" said a voice frutti
site is dazetl for a day or so. We tell dren. Mv Itusitami's salary has lieen In one year Is also <vmsid,*r,sl to have Henry Ward Beecher was a skis! ou and if a mau had not tbe |>ric* of a
possess ■ eharmlug sebs-tlotl of tlie
what day he prepared bis sermon, be vehicle bls remains will be carried out th« oilier end of tin* taille. All smiled
raisevl
a
few
dollars,
but
I
e<*ul<lnT
stand
best ties which Broadway can supply her in so many words that she is a lack that, m » 1 have to coiitent myselt w ith earned immunity from taxation.
replied, •Oil Sunday morn lug. of on I hiiii I hm » |sil«‘H by four t hinauieu. save the I sire.
It is said that tbe law works like a eourse.'
• ud does not In tbe least look eccentric uumlier and to "go 'way ot!' and sit
"You deny the fart, air?” Maid he
■ ml the coffin will lie one that liUM IHM*Il
one <|iiart. use a pre|«ur«si i<al*y bast charm.
down.
”
It
doesn't
take
h«ug
to
bring
- nay, rather, he often wants to Io* as
“ 'Well, Mr. Beecher. don't you think service liefore.
"May I ask on w hat autlna ity you rau
ami
eomlens«d
milk.
Seeing
llteir
<>|>-
smart iu appesram-e as ismaible. but her to herseiises. .■'lie knows perfectly
that Is a rather dilatory habit for you
The F.iubaaalea at Waahlnploa.
The natives bale different wavs of demn the Investigations of my most
mouebow be rarely acLIrves his object. well if she’sgoing Io live III |s-ace ill our |s>rlunity to make a g«ssl profit by this
Sir Michael Hgrls-rt. tbe new British to get Into?' asked another.
burial. Some lushes are put luto the learned friend?”
Directly you see a really lieautifull) vicinity site's got toovercome Iter prud­ milk deal, ami knowing that hosts of
“ 'Ob. no. not at all,' replie,! Mr. ground, while the larger majority are
"I deny the fact." replied Smith,
ambassador, will take rank next after
tied tie (eaewpt in the eases of mllitarj ish ways. It goes against tlie grain, people coulti hot atlbrd to pay the
Blgnor Mayor de« Planehes. tbe Italian Beecher in his quick way. 'You see. I plac«*d Iu niches in the wall of the "and I liase my denial on evldem-a
men and actor«, with whom It is a
tisi, at first, but gradually she falls into prices and would have to r«-sort to c«m- embassador, in the diplomatic corp«. I l,M>k at a sermon like some do on a pan­ cemetery. A slab c«*uieiited into the wedded to immortal verse well known
part of the tralningi which never
densed milk, they t»s»k the opportunity The foreign embassies at Washington cake. They can be serv«*d hot or cold, o|»«iiing of tin* niche <s>ntains a brief to every scholar at least at tills table:"
moves out of place, following faithfully it ami is Ms»n as much of a gold brick to make a change in the price, and con­
l ile euiphasls laid on scholar nettled
now rank In thia order: Germany, R iis - and I like mine hot; that's all.’ ”
biography of th«* «lecease«!.
as
the
rest
of
us.
Due
of
the
girls,
too
tbe little idlouvncram«*« of conteni|M>ra
the naturalist by Its Implication. "Well,
■ia, Mexico. Italy and Great Britain,
densed
milk
lias
tidvam-«*«i
ac<*oi<lmgly,
ty dandyism, you may Is* fairly certaiu nice for anything, refused to kick out
Hla
Friend
GeoWrey.
air." he said, "will you have the kind
with Austria Hungary next, as Mr.
•an** Survivals ut Fashion.
that you are not face to face with an of the traces, site waa so verv proper, ao but even at the higher rate it is much Hengelmulb-r prol«al>ly
The folio. Ing story, told by the
will present Ilia
Mail la unquestionably a highly ra- nena to quote your authority?”
umllscovered Hbakespeure or an em
we just simply hounded her to'dratb, more reaMUiaLle to use tlie comleme«! cr«slentials as ambaaoador before Mr. Washington Post, leads us to wonder
"1 will. sir. Tlie evidence is thuae
t Iona I living. Still, if you travel and
bryonic Goethe. Of course. In th* <-sse or at least until she left scli<s«l. I l«e- article. My grocerymail say« that the
Jusserand, the new representative which to <*ondemu first, tin* Isiuster or observe, (rum the mouth of the Dauntw well known. I may say Immortal, lines
of ■ rich and Important personage, the lieve Iter purmt- are sending Iter to a demand can hardly lie supplied. I
from France, arrives ami Is presented. his critic». It concerns u certain mau to the Golden Gate von will rind most
"U 1(0 saw him die?"
lesser details of the toilet are usually private seminary now.” "It doesu’t don't think the milkmen will reap a
"1." said the fly.
There have I hm * ii persistent rumors who lias a large collection of auto- men wearing a coat w itb a useless «•<<!
left to tbe valet, but even then I defy
"With niy little eye!"
:
graphs.
speak very well for the bringing up of harvest by the change. Thread lias that Dr. von IIollelH*n, the German am­
lar marked with a useless V shaped
a man of real brains to keep his tie at
The guests roared, and during the
Illd«*«*d, tbe envy and sometimes tbe
gone up, t<s>, and ill fact everything bassador! who Is now dean of the
■lash and decorate»I with two useless rest of the dinner nothing further waa
tbe exact angle for any considerable tile rest of you girls,” I could not help
skepticism of bls friends have I hh * u ex
corps,
will
s
«
h
>
u
relimiuish
bis
J>ost
else,
mi
w
liat
have
you
gained
alter
all
buttons at the small of the back and
time. At dinner you will generally find saving to this frivolous girl. "Oil, that’s
here for another one on the continent, [ clte«l by the uumlier of »u<-«-essful au­ one or two more useless buttons at the heard on the subject of natural his
that by the time tbs soup has arrived the way you look at it, Polly, but I tel) by this great triumphant cry of higher
tory.
thors
win»
have
set
down
familiar
ami
and there have also been Intimations
the
tbe evening tie has slilftisl its |s>sltion you, you eaii't atlord lots an odd duck. wages? As for me, give me tlie old
flattering inscriptions hi his books. Cliffs. The collar, the slash and
that
Count
Cassini,
the
Russian
am
­
buttons are there In answer to no
or become obliquely set. This could Mak«*« you t«s> conspicuous. That girl scale of wag«*« ami cheaper articles of
THE COOKBOOK.
bassador, who has been at Washing­ 1 Some carjiers have even gone so far rational need. It is not a common ell
probably be easily avoided, only It hap must learn the truth of the old saying, living. I can save more in the long
ton since June, 1S9S, will be trans­ as to hint darkly at a similarity of mate nor a com mon racial need of pro
pens that tbe way in which a man ‘When you are lit Borne, do as the run.” “That'll so,” said her friend
Peeled, elloppetl tomato sprlukled
ferred to another post. If tbeoe two haudw-riting throughout the coll«*ctiou. tection against climate that they repre­
wears his tie indicates pretty accurate­
over lettuce, tlie whole cover«sl with
He recently purchased s rare «*dition
Bomans do.’ ” "I wish you would thouglitfully. "Do you know, 1 never prospective changes occur, Senor Azpi-
sent,
but
a
common
civilization
whose
ly tbe wearer's lntell«*ctual apprevhi
Freuch dressing, makes a Russian
read that article of Ella Wheeler Wil­ thought of that liefore." "You’ll find roz. the Mexican ambassadta*. will lie- of Chaucer, and one evening when a form aud ritual they mutely confess.
lion of tri fits*. —Toledo Blade.
salad.
* party was gatlier«*d at the bouse the
cox's on slang, ami I lielieve you would that a lot of jteople no better ofl' tlian come dean of tlie corps, with Signor
To steam potatoes peel them aud
! precious lss»k was pusstsl from hand Over this entire area those who aspire
change your Uliltd.” “Not on your we are feel the same way alsiut it. It Mayor des Planches of Italy ranking I to hand. The owuer lost sight of it. to I k * of the Brahman caste deck their
when very clean put them In a colati-
POINTED QUESTIONS.
next
and
Sir
Michael
Herlmrt
third
In
heads
for
wedding,
funeral
and
feast
life,” site replied. “Why, if 1 should is dreadfully hard on pvsir people, I as-
der over Imiling water, Cover tightly
j but the next morning be found it lying
Even tlie Chinese laundry­ tbe order of precedence.
with a black cylindrical covering, suit­ with a lid and leave them until done.
Pal Yauraeir la the Other One's read that article I'd lose prestige with sure you.
ou his library table.
ed. so far as we can discern, neither to
Flare a>4 Answer.
the rest of tlie girls. I’m mil as easily men have formtsl a union and raised
I On tbe fly leaf was iuscribed:
Prefer W ak **« to Tips.
Tarragon leaves are most useful Iu
avert tlie vvea|sm of tlie adversary or
their prices. The result is I do my
The great task of sound ethics Is to turned as a weather vane, Polly.”
salad and should la* scalded, squeezed
The waiters of Purls ire up In arms I "To Jack----- , from his old friend and
the dart of tile rain nor to provide a
stimulate the social Imagination. We
wasliing, with the exception of John's against tips. They held the other night schoolmate, Geof. Cliau«-er.”
In a towel and chopped tine. Tills I,ei4i
» » » »
seat whereon man may sit ami rest
must be continually prodding our sense
slnrts ami collars, at home,and it gives a meeting whose battle cry was "A baa
gives a zest to tile salad tliat Is always
himself.
And
as
for
the
women
con
­
of social consequence to keep it wide
Wit of Horne Tooke.
I found this young lady's case hope­ me precious little time for sewing. John le poiirlsiire!” and are shortly to Issue
appr«*eiated.
• wake. We must lie asking ourselves less, at least as far aa the bad habit in groans and sighs whenever the (»ills handbills setting forth the evils of tl-.e
It Is said that Home Tooke, who ex­ tained withili this same area we behold
When making b«*ef tea. never add
at each point of coutuct with the lives the mat'erof using slang is concerned.
celled iu that duellike controversy ex­ that the amplitude of the sleeve, the the salt till the meat lias Iweli cooking
come in, and I tell you the advance in tipping system familiar topic, though
disposition of tlie licit and the outline
of others such |iolnted quest ions as Hhe glories in lieing rough and saying
hibited
by
two
disputants
when
pitted
for several hours. Salt acts upon the
salary has done more harm than g<ssi ” never before presented from the wait­
these:
'i other with only the of the skirt all obey the rise and fall filler and prevents it giving out all Its
startling things. Tlie more it shocks a "If your husband only groans at sight ers' view|Miint. Tipping is a complicat-| ®A«in«t each
of
one
resistless
tide
which
neither
How would you like to lie the tailor
ed system in Paris. Each "pourlioir.e" | breadth of a mahogany imard between
nourishing pro|s*rtles.
or washerwoman whose bill you have gentle and teflned |iersoli the l<etter she of the bills you are all right. My hus­ as it is collected is put Into u general them, was exceedingly quick mid sluirp imsm nor seasons control. Benjamin
A steak one inch thick ri-quires to be
likes
it.
She
may
wake
uji
some
time
neglected to pay?
band, |M»or fellow, fairly swears w lieu box. and at the end of the day the total ■at retort. When he made his most Ide Wheeler in Atlantic.
broiled seven minutes: one inch und a
How would you like to lie the ells to see the great injustice she is doing he M*«*e the bills, and yet In* knows I am Is divided equally among the waiters. deadly thrusts, it was with a smiling
half, twelve minutes; two im-liea,
The « ertalntr ,»t Fate.
turner to whom you are selling these herself, and yet I doubt it. She is not r«*s)s»nsiiile ami that I am doing They receive no wages, but. on the countenance and without seeming ef-
twenty minutes, near the tire at tirst
The
Mohammedans
have
a
fable
adulterated or Inferior goods?
bright ami would l>e pronounced very the liest I can. It looks like my slap contrary, have to advance to the cafe fort or emotion. Replying to a man
and then four Im-hes away.
which they repeat to Illustrate the cer­
* How would you like to lie the in pretty if it w ere not for her Isildness and
that I felt I was giving to tlie rich man kei*per at the Iwginnjng of each day a who couteuded that only landowners
A substitute for <a|s-r sauce Is made
veator in this stis k company w hlcli you ini|>ertmeiit manneia. Site is certainly
should be allow«*,! to vote at elections, tainty of fate. The Philadelphia Times
was rebounding on myself, doesn't it?” sum estimated at one-half of the day's
by lioilliig some sprigs of parsley slow­
quotes
it
as
having
I
mm
-
u
told
by
Mr.
are promoting with water?
In*
said.
"Pray
tell
me
how
many
acres
a very undesirable girl for other girls to “Just w liat I tlKMiglll,” said her frit-nil. pourbolre. Whether or not the gratui­
ly to let it be<-ome a bad «-oior. Do not
How would you like to lie tlie employ
ties reach the estimate«! total the fixed does It take to make a wiseacre?” Robert Barr, the celebrat«*,! novelist.
associate w ith and pattern after. <ioing
chop It tine, r-'et It III melted blitter,
A
sultan
was
once
asked
by
his
fa
­
er whose time and tools und material
sum is paid to the owner for “ex­ When asked by George III. whether he
season with salt and a deesertspoouful
back
to
Ella
Wheeler
Wilcox's
article.
vorite,
the
grand
vizier,
for
permission
you are wasting at every chance you
penses.” One garcon r«*cently brought ever play«*«l cards, lie replied, "I can­
BRIEF REVIEW
of vinegar, boil up and serve.
get to loaf aud shirk and neglect tlie She says: “The young woman who
suit against his employer for these ex­ not, your majesty, tell a king from a to leave at once for Smyrna, although
uses ‘You know wlial I mean,’ and
duties you are paid to perform ?
knave.” What cau lie more uuiquely a brilliant court fete was then in prog
penses
aud
recover««!.
The
2.<«si
wait
­
Fate ot the Gambler.
A M*w Prutessl on.
How would you like to lie tlie clerk 'Ikili't you know,’ in every sentence
comic than his saying to bis brother: less. I’poti being asked bls reason for
Young Mr. Inswim was hurrying
Hisiner or later tlie gambler lands in ers at tlie meeting determln«*d on simi­ "You and I, my dear brother, have in­ such haste the vizier replied;
or saleswoman iu the stole where you she speaks is but little better Ilian the
lar action.
"Because I Just saw the angel of blindly along tlie street town rd >i diem
are reaping extra dividends by lm|sis slangy young jierson. Both of these the glitter, writes Victor Binitll in the
verted tbe laws of nature. You '■ ve
Freaks
of III« Mont Petre Eruption. risen in the world by your gravity, aud
New
York
Press.
Viscount
Allen,
an
death yonder iu tbe crowd. He looked ist's willi a Isdtle ill Ids Im nd vv heli
lug harder conditions than tlie state of pliras«-* have become wearisome man­
Professor Angelo lletlprin in an ad­ 1 have fallen by my levity?"—Saturday at me so earnestly that I know lie lias young De Trop hailed him.
trade and the market compel you to
nerisms which destroy Die charm of efl'eminate dandy who fought like a
De Trop - Hcljo.
Inswim!
I've
dress on the Mont Pelee eruption said Evening Post.
come for me. I wish to esca]>e him.”
adopt?
young
lion
in
Spain,
lounged
alsiut,
“Go! Go at once!" said tin* sultan, scarcely seen you for a year. Where
How would you like to be the stoker conversation.” She alio asks: “Wliat lost Ills all, was dubbed "King Allen,” the first phase wus the emission from
who then Iteckoned to the allgel and have you been keeping yourself since
or weaver or niacbanlc on the »rages is the need of eliea|>eniiig our is-auliful grew fat and withdrew to Dublin, the crater of a brown colored cloud
The Warlfl'a Laraeat Crah.
you were married?
which was Impelled to a vast height,
How would you like to have a crab asked why tbe latter hail l,s>ke<l so
you pay and the conditions of labor and eloquent English language by the
where he slept in an ojieu square iie- Almost simultaneously
Inswim—Oh. busy busy nil tlie time
earnestly
intn.duetion
of
meaningless
phrases
or
at
the
vizier.
a
black
cloud
like
this
squeezing
your
toe
when
you
you Impose?
De Trop—I say, what are you doing
"I was wondering,” rejdled tlie ungd
How would yoa like to be the busi- vulgar words. Why not eudeavur to hitid a large brass plate with "Viscount intensely luminous si mt downward to- go bathing? Tbe gigantic Japanese
of death, "why lie wus here, for I have mostly?
uess rival whom you deprive of his lit­ make our language as iieautifiil as we Allen” U|sm it. This brought him wurd tlie city and when over St. Pierre crab, measuring twelve feet, is proba
Inswim—I've got a uew profession.
tle all by using your greater wealth In strive to make our wardrobes'.*” In fissl and'clothes, for every Issly was was shattered by a tremendous light­ bl.v the largest crustacean in the world, orders to kill him in Smyrna.”
De Trop-What Is it?
ning stroke, which sent the death deal­ Tbe specimen la a type of tbe spider
willing
to
assist
a
Viscount.
Hcrojie
temporary cutthroat competition?
this every refined person will concur.
Inswim Humorist.
crab, which inhabits the waters of the
Nelsoa's Osly Defeat.
William De Witt Hyde In Atlantic.
Davies one night won the whole for­ ing blast in all directions.
De Trop—You don't say.
I didn't
« « « «
Some
of
tlie
freaks
of
the
destruc
­
group
of
Islands
forming
the
empire
Nelson, like all the greatest com­
tune of an aspiring lad who hail become
think
you were much in tliat line
Twe Clever Staleawaen.
Now Polly would like to see Ella of age the week liefore, and who was so tion, he said, were inexplicable. In one of Japan. Tbe body fiortlon Is the size manders ou sea or land, tuade his mis­
Inswim—I'm not a very glittering
One crlala iu Lord Palmerston's life Wheeler Wilcox give the cadets of the
case a body was found scorched to a of a half bushel measure, while its takes and his failures, but there is only
prostrated by the loss that rieriqs* gave
success.
Illustrates the absolute good humor
crisp,
and
beside
it
lay
a
box
of
match
­
two
great
arms
or
"feelers"
could
ess-
one
instance
on
recortl
of
his
having
I'nited States Naval Academy at An- bock the money on the young man’s
De Trop—What er—what sort of
which may prevail even when political
es untouched by tire. Jewel boxes were lly encircle tbe figure of a man. Its I b«*en actually defeated in a direct at-
enmity la at its worst, laird Derby bad iiajtoliM some of Iler well-timed advice promising on his honor never to play picked up with tlie exterior unscathed eight arms or legs resemble huge tack. This occurred at Sauta Cruz, in work do you do mostly?
Aud tbeu young Mr. Inswim leaned
made an attack upon him In th«* up|iet- on the subj«*ct of slang. One would again.
Filially ,Sero|>e went to tlie and the trinkets Inside fused ill a solid bamboo pol«*s and are extremely elas- I tbe Canary islands, on July 24, 1797.
over and whispered softly in young
house with such energy ami el«s|Uen<a- naturally exjiect that in an ms'titutiou dogs. His last appeal for help was to mass.—Philadelphia Record.
tic. and if strung into one line they | The place wus very strongly fortified,
De 'Prop's ear:
that the odds against him seemed ovei of that kind the cadets receive such this young man, and tlie grateful lieir
would reach to the top of a four story and Nelson, In tile face of a tire of fifty
"I'm spending most of my time try
Doctors* tneoniea In Fualaiid.
whelnilug. But be defend«*»! Iilms.-lf training as would raise them atsive the refused to lend him a cent. "Golden
apartment building. Due of tbe ex­ guns from the batteries, attempted to
■uil his policy from tin* dusk ot one common and ordinary and teach tluiu
The British Medical Journal ven­ traordinary peculiarities of this crab storm the town by boats. The attempt ing to Iniuior a baby that's engaged In
Ball lleghes” fared better, for after he
day to the dawn of another with such to abhor phrases that Isirder on the
tured an estimate of the average in­ is the faculty of assuming a disguise was frustrated by the strength of the tooth culture.”
fell from his high pinacle into the mud come that might be expected by the
Then lie plunged madly on again to­
tact, dexterity and force of apfieal to
by affixing pieces of seiiwtssl and mole and the nonappearanee of a laud
coarse and vulgar. "A cadet officer is and played pitch and toss tor jieiiiiiee,
ward tlie soothing simp shop.
l.ou
tbe uatlonal sense of honor thal he was
geuera) practitioner in England and sponges to the body.
force
which
should
have
co-operated.
don Answers.
acquitted of all blame by a mnjorlty of known as a "strl|>el,” because he wears some lands he had pun-lias« d in France put It at £4oo to £500. The estimate
A
hundred
and
fifty
men
were
killmt
stripes on his shoulders. A •’devil” is in the day ot his pnisperily suddenly was copi.nl into several daily papers
fourscore.
Norway Hotel System.
and a hundred wound«*d on the British
The Kipeaae of t auarg Blrg«.
Next day In passing through tlie cor a "jollier of feminine«,” which lieing assumed a profit aide aspei-t, rendering and has producevi a large crop of cor­
There is a capital hotel system in ■Ide. and Nelson lost Ills right arm.
Tbe keeping of canaries seems to be
rldor leading from an antensnu to the interpreted means one who tries to I is last y«*ars cheerful.
respondence teeming with ridicule am! vogue In certain parts of Norway. In Two flags were also captured, and
upp«*r house one swing door op«*iied io break girls’ hearts. The girl who is
Indignation. The general practitioners, villages where no hotel exists ent* of these are still kept in th«* cathedral of A fairly expensive luxury. To start
with, a really good bird will cost $5U.
his band aud at tbe same moment the not pretty and cannot dance or talk is
who ought to kuow. declare that only the more prominent inhabitants is sub­ Santa Cruz.
Preserving Wild Game.
You cau easily s|e*iid more, but S.’s i
other to that of laird Derby. They termed a “gold brick.” The cadets <lo
a small proportion of their uumlier sidized by tlie Norwegian government
Tlie indiscriminate slaughter of wild
will buy a fairly good Norwich bred
were opponents, but they were also
earn
so
much
even
after
years
of
ardu
­
and
In
return
is
liouiid
to
provide
ac
­
not escort women anywhere, they sim­ animals and birds in the pro!« etorates
The Seoteh Sssday.
bird, The food the bird requires colt-
manly ami swe«q uatured men. They
ous work. The competition brought commodation for uot less than four
As an instam-e of the observance of
ply “drag" them. Such language places of I gamin, British Central Africa, East
smiled.
about by the overcrowded state of the travelers. He may take in four if be the Sabbath iu Scotland, an English sista of various delicacies in the form
of rye. bread, rice, meal ami vegeta
"1 was just thinking, said Palmer the cadets on a level with the little Africa and Somalllmd is viewed i>y the profession is. they deciare, so great chooses, but four la the minimum. The
paper tells of a postman having a route bles. Canaries are liable to all sorts
atuu, “w hat a clever fellow- he was who street Aralis and |ssir unfortunate little Foreign Office with tbe greatest disfa­ that it is a cruelty to Induce men i»y accommodation and food supplied are
between Stirling and Blairdrummond. of ailments, aud this, of course, ueces
wharf rats. You do not expect any­ vor. For some time past therefore the Inflated estimâtes to enter it.
so nearly put uie In a hole!”
excellent, and the charges are very He was observed to ride a bicycle over
sitates further expense, for the treat
"Ah." was the rejoinder, "but noth thing else frjim them; but when it rules which govern the gain«* preserve
moderate.
his six miles on weekdays ami to walk ment of these complaints is anything
Sea Elephant Leather.
lug like the cleverness of the fellow come« to cadets desu'lidmg from the
in these places have lieen given s|>eeial
the same diatams-on Sunday, ami when but cheap. Of course, no fancier of
A New England sea captain name«!
who got you out of It!"
The Dro|> Cartala.
high standard you would naturally ex­ prominence. In Uganda Ib«-te are sev­
asked why he replied that he was
canaries would lie content with one
Cleveland
lull
create,!
n
sensation
by
A
youngster
had
beeu
to
tbe
theater.
pect from them and using language enteen classes of animals and birds
not allowed to use the machine on Sun
Kdeetlv*.
bird: be must have at least a dozen,
briuglng home a few hides of the sea • nd upon his return bls um-le nsked
that
is
too
rough
to
is*
amusing,
it
is
day.
An
Investigation
followed,
and
which must not Is* hunted, killed or elephant, a giant seal thus far hunted him how be liked tbe play.
BJeuka I)o you believe lu the jsissi
aud the cost of some of these will eve
the postmans explanation proved to talnly run to $75.
Fifteen hundred
blllty of the cure of disease by Sllg- time for some one to lead them a lec­ eaptur«*d except under s|>eeial lii-eiise, for oil aloue. The hides are said to l>e
"Oh,” he replied, "tbe play was all
be correct.
ture on manuers.
dollars per annum could easily be spent
(«ration ?
rentrietioiis king much tbe same in more flexible and tougher than those right, but I dklu't see nearly all of IL”
In this inunuer without a very big show
Bjluk»— Why, certainly. I was feel
“Why. how did that happen?" asked
each place. The licenses granted aieof uf cattle, and a pns*ess has liern In­
Tile Fuel Tarne«.
for the money. London Tatter.
lug pretty sick last week ami my wife
Tlie other day I heard tx conversation three kinds: SjiortMlian’s, public cfll- vented which prodm-«* from them a bis uncle.
Office Boy I told dat poet wot called
grade of leather siqierlor to anytbiug
suggested that I go to a doctor, and
"Because," answered tbe youngster, dat you will out of town.
on the cars that greatly iutervMed me. eer’s license, ami settler's, the first of
it cured me right away. Somerville
hitherto known. The elephants have "tbe roller must have l>«*eu broke, for
Os ■ Shelf.
Editor tloodi What did he say?
I A woman with her arms full of lamdles which confs 5*10 rtipe«*« and the two lat­ Increased rapidly In numbers during
( Maas.) Journal.
the window blind fell down two or
"Mamma.” asked little tliree-vear old
Office Boy He said he thought he
rujiees. Each license Is inopera- the last score of years on account of
I made the remark: “I just glory in ter
three times!”—Chums.
noticed an improvement In de |Miper.— Margie. "do people go to lien ven when
I strik«* and unions.” "And w hy?” tion for oneyear from date of issue, and their comimratlve Immunity from
Th« <»«lr War to Prove It.
they die?”
New York Journal
■laughter. Captain Cleveland's ship
A Fair ♦:■«-•■■■«.
"Which do you think should Is* more asked her friend. "I tell you it brings is non-tra.isferable.
"Yes. dear, if they are good," replied
highly esteemed, money or brains?"
Is the first vessel to sal! after sen ele­
Editor—See here. Mr. Dolan, You
wage«* up, and simply gives a slap at
her mother
I avertala.
"Brains.” answered Senator Sor rich men that I just enjoy." "Are you
delivered me a load of hay for the ■ six
The volcanic dust from Mont Pelee phant hides.
“Then I guess grandpit wasn't any
"He's a queer chap.”
(hum. "But nowadays the only way a any I letter oil for wngse going up?” proves to have little fertilizing value.
years' subscription you owed for tn y
good.” rejoined the little miss, "'cause
Flilaa It.
"Yes.
Jiist
now
be
was
saying
that
paper.
mau can cou*in«*e people that be has asked her friend. "What a question. An analysis l.y an American engineer
when be died they Just put him ou a
"My price.” said the merchant who
nothing was certain In tbi« world but
brains is to get money."—Washington
Mr. Dolan -Oi did.
shelf in a big stone house and locked
Of course I am, ami so are you and of specimens from Barba.loes, where, bad been asked to fix one for bis busl-
the
uncertainty
of
things,
and
you
Btar.
Editor—Well, my horse won't etit
the door."—Chicago News.
every other js«>r |a*rson. My husband though twenty miles away, *he fall on tiess and who was quite willing to sell that bay, b* gosh!
couldn’t batik on that.”- Detroit Free
Tti Mnrkri «»n Mtllta.
Press.
gets several dollars more a month. May 7th was alsiut three inches, has out. “Is $150.000; not a cent less."
Mr Dola tv Well, my goat won't ent
A Baalnr«« M aa '« Trlbutr.
An InteriMtlng and pletiiresqm* ciis
"Make it Just that much less." stig
Why shouldn't we lie better ofl?” "S> shown only li.«75 j»er cent of potash and
your
paper,
b
gobs!
Puck.
“You admire that musician?"
tom in southwestern France is tlint of
Jaattflakle.
jested
the
promoter,
"and
1
think
we
0.141 of phoaphotic anhydride.
“Very much." ausw«*r<al Mr. t'umrox.
going to market on stilts. Groups of d<a*s my husband get a few dollars more
"Johnson writes that he's just klllesl
.•an close the deal.”
The average man Is always anxious the hero in his new- novel."
“For Ilia compoaitlmia <s for his per
young men and women moiinteil on a mouth, but I can't see that we are
"How do you mean?”
The
candy
industry
now
produces
to
meet
the
fool
killer
for
the
purpose
high stilts may lie seen dally crossin*.; any tietter ofl.” "Ami why, may I
"Well, he needn't worry over that; formance«?”
"Make it $149.9*«)'.»9. The head of
over
t-si
i
,
i
isi.iiisi
worth
of
goods
annu
­
of sending him next door.—Chicago any Jury will acquit him!" Atlanta
"Neither. For his nerve In charging
tbe marshy plains known as "Die Lail a<k?" she »aid, with a look that indi-
this syndicate Is a woman.”—Philadel
Sews.
$5 a »eat.” - Washington Star.
des......... I'lie Landes" nr»* cut up Into cated plainer than words, then y«u ally, against $3,1)110,(HZ) in ls.’»0. No >hia Press.
Constitution.
■mall <11 tilies. pools and hummocks, must lie a spendthrift. "For the silu­ wonder the present generation is afflict­
Garkl's Karly s.rwaales.
Hla laaomala t'vmeletelr Cared.
and stilts are In conae«|uence almost pie reason that everything we
To Get a Divorce.
Bedford the Fovisdatles.
rai, ed with poor teeth and the profession
Maxim Gorki, the Russian novelist,
"They tell me you have cur«-d your
n«s-essary to those who desire to trav­
of
dentistry
is
flourishing.
When
"love,
cherish
and
oliey
”
and
The Celestial City is clearly tlie fab­
drink ami wear has goue up, too. I
had an early career that in many ways
,
erse them.
"sickness, poverty ami death" are left ric of Bunyan's owu Imagination, an ■elf of chronic Insomnia."
bought a )>a|>erof moslles the other day
"Yes. I'm complet,*lv cured."
recalls tlie early struggles of Jacob A.
out
of
the
marriage
ritual,
w
hat
do
the
From a twenty-year-old mulberry tree
elaboration
most
proliably
of
the
town
"She elaltua, I tielieve. to In* dravnil that I have l>evn in tbe habit of |atying
Riis. He ran away from home wlu-u
“It must l*e a great relief!"
21s potiuds of leave« have lawn |>iek««i happy pair ••promise” themselves
of B.-dford. which, though not s walled
«d from n king."
' Relief! I should soy it waa! Why, a lad and for years found life mighty
five cents for which ciet me ten cents.
merely to keep the peace? Boston Her­ city, bad Its gates fixed here aud there
ina
year.
"Yea Before her grandfather struck I w ant«*d to send home a ,*ouple of fiv«*-
I lie awake half the night thinking bard grubbing. He worked as a day
ald.
_______ _
to guard the town iu troublesome times
It rich be was kiwwu as the poker king writ pies, a loaf of bread and some
how 1 used to suffer from it." 4'levo- laborer, a lawyer, a cook ami a lighter
The jarra wood of Australia is hard
The gateways on the old Bedford
Aa Olthanrf Xaawer.
of White Hoss Flats" t'hb-ngo Hee
land Plain Healer.
man. Then he beard that free instrue
doughnuts.
Evertlilng
w
as
just
double
and
as
durable
as
oak.
It
is
well
adapted
bridge,
within
which
Bunyan
was
Im-
"Who
can
tell
me
the
meaning
of
ord Herald.
tlon could be obtained at Kazan, and.
the price, aud the l>aker said lie would for |<aneling and carving.
prisoned
for
so
long
and
through
w
hich
leisure?" asked the teacher.
To remove a pasted lattei front n cijii having no money to pay for bin Jour
"It's a place where married people he passed times out of number, must
Graulte la the only common mek not lie able to make any more five-cent
or
bottle bold over the steam of a ket­ uey. he walked there a distance of
The thirty-four biggest estates in Brit­ repent." replied tue Isiy nt tlie foot of have been foremost In the mind of the
which shows uo traces of animal or |«ies Iweause he had to j«y hl« em­
tle
for a few minute«, when It ran I« over tMM miles. Tbeu be found be bed
great dreamer Bookman.
the class I'biladelphiH R—-ord
vegetable life.
ployes so much higher wages that it ate ain average INI.IXS) ai re. each.
a head.
easily removed
I
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