Bandon recorder., November 27, 1902, Image 2

BANhON RECORDER.
I
| as far a' they are (‘oncerned, will |aie-
TO CURE CORNS.
A DOMESTIC DIFFICULTY
HUMOR OF THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES
j sc«' no charm for them. There are
Un* OriKinul. Thuutfli
some |H*ople, too, who hxik well III A Few Hi-utrdlr., (lien,, «nil Simple, Tlir
The Mllle Tul.
Australia sup|»lles $95,IH«)J*W worth
uml Involving Vo Danger.
i Iir ftrault
km lukiMiidy.
uothing else than grays, browns or
"I wa nt 6 cents’ worth of glory di of wool a year.
When
the
feet
are
pressed
Into
tight
“
Every
tiuiP
I
t»li
this
story,
”
a
some demure shade. Their style of
vine,” >ald a tlaxeu halted tot, looking
Armour approve« of his butchers
fitting shoe» high beds make the
Forlet.v
matron
remarked, inleutl.Y at the clerk In a South Bos
dress is a part of their own personality pressure greater by adding friction bright
"somebody ma*uses me of making it ton drugstore. Everybody within hear­ joining a )(itx>r union.
and their friends would not know them
Germany's annual ismxiiinption of
Mrs. .Josephine Finnic would be hi in bright colors: in fact they would we have a «eedlelike point formed in up. Imi it is a true story neverthetemi. ing of the infantih* voice either laughed
the skin, and the greater tlie pressure
"I p in the Virginia mountains David or smiled, while Mr. (trey, the drug beer works out at over thirty-six gal­
! an5 thing bu’
rn viable fianir of mind look out of place. I know a III tie lady I tlie deeper the |s>lnt will grow. The
lons |x*r head of population.
ke| l up year ii
if she could but hear t he comments of who always reminds me of a little best preventive remedy known Is real­ and I I'H'k a long walk to explore the man, looked serious ami appeared to
The Wisconsin dairy Industry eni-
by euiintlrMs I
be
thinking.
wild
country
road
| the fair sex of San Francisco in regard
near
our
hotel,
ploys 1.700 hands at an annual cost
brown wren, yet if you sin illd attire ly to go basefooted, but since this is
“I iiexcr w;
Are
you
sure
it
is
glory
divine
you
Away
up
on
the rough mountain side
to her jiddrcNs before the National ( on
for wages of nearly »l.OW.OOO.
her in some red or might blue »lie hot considered ethical In civilized life I was a Utile cabin, mid as 1 have a want?” he asked the little one.
4|ii« stioii," said
will give a few simple remedies which
veiilion of die Dres.*iiiakei*s’ A'socia-
Experiments recently made lia ve
body in lh<* tl
would l(M)k like she was masquerading
"Yes.
sir,
”
was
the
prompt
response.
may lie of some value for the afflicted: most fervent human interest in tlie
liun in New \ oi k. Her remarks were
demonxirated
that the brain lx suscep­
liiid that the II
"For what dues mamma want It?”
in lsirrowed plumage and seem very
First. Place oil the corn a piece of Home lift* of all |>eoples remoti- from
tible Io pecillar Influence from elec­
>ear.s, yet if you will stop fifty men not ihidermg to the Ia«iies of this city untch out of place.
Everyone must cold, moist linen folded several times, cities I proposed that we visit the cab­ was the next question.
und . in I. how long they have carried or their good taste in ttoesshig, for ac­ dress according to their taste, and yet
“To throAv it around the room and in tricity.
wrap it up in dry linen, then go to bed. in, with tin* Wayfarers* usual pretext,
their watches forty-nine of them will cording to her statement then attire is
Two of Dickens' novels, “Oliver
the back yard.” said the little tot inno­
Polly admits that there are some, if With this treatment the hard epider­ to ask for a drink of waiter, hr the
say they have ■ only bad one watch in very “loud,” particularly when it comes
Twist" and "A Tale of Two Cities."
cently.
one
room
of
the
small
house
were
the
mis
swells
up.
and
after
six
or
eight
that rule were followed out, who would
their entire lie
are running as serials in Parisian dally
"Isn’t it chloride of lime she wants?
to theirMreetrostnine«*. My, but what a
hours the outer covering of the corn usual furnishings, a few <*hairs, many
• \\<* cannot explain the disappear­ tmgz of excitement it < Tea ted among look ax if they needed, if not a guardian call be removed with n dull knife. dogs lying about, guns on the wall, a «sktsl the drug man.
papers.
placed over them, then that some kind
ance of watches. They do not go into
The little girl nodded her assent, and
There are forty-seven typewriter fac­
When this treatment has been followed high bed in each corner and a homely
the Indies who pride themselves upon I
tin* ash hilts. I remember when the
friend should assist them in making lor three or four days, a small needle­ table spread with homely crockery in soon she was on her way home to tories reported to the census bureau,
knowing
the
eternal
fitness
of
things,
Now Jersey watcyb factories closed
their selection of clothing, hats and like growth (the corm can Is* extracted the center of the household picture. A mother. “It’s only one of many enig­ with an annual product worth about
that in U n years we could not find one cRpecially when It conns to die man­ bonnets. Verily their make-up is fear­ without pain or bleeding. By washing plain little woman, worn and aged, mas which face the drug clerks every $7,IHH).(MHI.
of their \\ itches anywhere. They had ner of dressing. They held indigna­ fully and wonderfully made, and like the feet often in cold water tin* tender luit \<*ry neat in calico frock and ging­ day iu their Ilves,” said the apothecary,
Russia will send her Siberian ex-
ci'. |.pe.ired oft the face of the earth, tion meet mgs w heiwer they happei>ed
place will heal rapidly. After getting ham apron, met us at the door and “I’he little girls do not make mistakes hibit to tlie world's fair at St. lamia
JiMepli
’
xcoHt
of
many
colorsand
wholly
yd niillioiis h«*id been made. I.ook'at to meet and denounced Mrs. Josephine
rid of this corn It is well to wear shoes asked us in. while one of the rough very often, but the little hoys and through the agency of the East t’lil
the kc,\ watches. I p to some twenty i’rnme as being a woman wholly de­ lacking in harmony.
which are neither too large nor tis> ! <>ys lounging oil the porch was dis some of tlie heads of families are al nese railroad.
* * * •
years ato we iiiaih* nothing els«*. In void of truth and lacking in principle.
small so as to avoid excessive pressure •«itched to the spring for fresh water. ways guessing at what they want and
Thirty-eight miles an hour was the
that Ixx ♦ •;:Iy years these millions and
Speaking of clothes reminds me of a or frlet ion.
"Instead of the usual mountaineer's left Ing us guess what they mean, But mean speed attained by the new tur­
In fact they think Mrs. Frame
laiiiio
of ke\ winding watdu*« have
letter ill the query-laix that came last
Second. In place of tin* linen a crust open tircplace, with iron crane and •glory divine’ tn u new one on me.”— bine destroyer Velox dining her pre
disapp ai'ud nml the qui's-tlon asked alllirtvd with a mild form of lunacy
of
bread soaked in vinegar may be ap­ II kelll«*s, was a surprising arrangement Boston Herald.
week
too
late
to
be
answered
in
the
liminary run at sea.
uhi. i*.; tingly, W hat becomes of the and are inclined to deal mercifully with
plied.
of a cooking stove mounted on a kitch­
columns
of
this
paper.
“
We
Three
”
A woman In Newcastle-on-Tyne, a
w. da .
reiii.dii'* iiii:itisw<*rcd to this her on the score of lading menially in­
Two Barlr Hird«.
Third.—The best application is to en table. My glance reverted to this
sufferer from lupus for thirty years,
competent. P(M»r filing, how her ears want to k now whet her t iglit coat sleeves soak a whole onion twenty-four hours
day ' Jewelers’ ('il eular-W eekly.
An
English
nobleman
in
ill
health
curious sight so often that our moun­
must hum! Evidently Mrs. Frame was will be worn th is season. Judging from in vinegar, then apply one of the layers tain hostess seemed constrained to ex­ was out oik * morning early, wearily tak is said to have l>eeu cured by the ap­
plication of the X ray«.
the
latest
im|sirled
garments
from
ls>th
I 'i III*
I'lour nml '1 rei li.
traveling under an alias, for her name
of tin* onion to the corn aud keep it in plain.
Ing a constitutional. Walking along liis
Farmers and irult growers of Cali­
Imine
and
abroad
—
that
Is,
New
York
i people a - ii 1'iilt* liuve does not appear hi the local directory
W’li ) do <-o¡
place by a bandage through the night. i ”‘You uns ain’t used to s»*<‘in’ cook game preserves, I k * turned n sharp cor­
»th? Mo xll.V I(<***1IIIX« and no one seems to know anything and across the water, gay Paris and After rejieatlng this procedure a few stoves fixed up that way. I reckon,’ nel' mid came face to face with mi fornia are saving samples of this year's
sudi -plondii i
they rive li\ e»l on coarse tixxl. which ubout her. Doublless there is no more London the tight-fitting coat sleeves times the emu can lx* removed without she said apologetically. 'Pap, he got Irishman wlm had the reputation of crops for exhibition In the California
sections at the world's fall* of 1904.
Iliade »U ma ii »Ls on th»1 ti citi. People
are out of date. Sleeves are all rather noy trouble. By either of these simple tin» cook stove down in town way las’ being an Inveterate poacher.
The ascent of the Wildstrubel has
\ do not /vat it to (Io any cosmopolitan city on the face of the
as a lile
Putting liis bands aud what 11iey
large, particularly when it comes to applications tills troublesome agent May, and he didn’ think ’ 'bout the
been easier for Alpine tourists by tlie
diewi l.'.'.. il icy demand incili « Idi Ii globe than Saw Fwicisco. Every na­
can
lx*
removed
without
any
danger
of
belli
behind
him,
be
preserved
a
per
­
stovepipe,
hud
he
didn
’
git
t
'miff
to
cloaks and wraps, and tin* majority of
is >o ii*U(ier Hint ii u ill meli in tionality la repr«*sented, and tliey are,
blood poison ami -'free of charge.'' St. reach up to that there hole ii| the feetl.v virtuous aspect, while the gen erection of a chalet at an altitude of
9.75(1 feet by Herr Hildebrand of Tires
N'.itur«-. prodigal lis a- a rule, utterly regardless of what them are much “betrimmed.” Every­ l.ouis Republic.
the n lOUlll. » •tc
' « himhly, so we uns Jos' h’isted the tleimin hailed him cordially with
den.
she is , never bestows niiyiiihii* where anyone else may (•‘ire or think when it thing for fall wear is made very elate
<*ook stove up»on that there table till . ........ I morning. Pat!”
It is lot list* 1. and Ila* r -uh is tl).it comes to attiring themselves. They orate and showy, even down to tlie
Experiments tn Dublin recently dem­
"Good inarnin,’ yer haner. mi' pliwat
! he gits dim* to go to town and git
r»
Illi* » h ilized races are losing their will pul on all colors of the rainlmw buttons and the ready-made i rimming».
All
some more stov<*pipe. ’Tain’t handy to brings yer Ininer out so airly this onstrated to the satisfaction of the
fedii. If tin si y it* »‘onl in íes to forbid until you realize that Solomon ill ail his However, any of the late fashion laioks tmtied from an extensive tour through climb up on a cheer to cook, and I inm'iiln'?”
experimenters that bacteria could he
I "I'm Just walking around. Pat. to see carried a great distance by tlie wind
our 1« •1 h 1o < o a ny gi imii ig. »»or |»rvg-
will give you the ls*xt idea in regard Io tin- east tells a good story in which he wish to the land pap'd hurry hisself
glory
was
not
arrayed
like
one
of
tin
sc.
i
A. D. vlll be horn
ony o f. say. *21
was one of the principnls.
ami git to town arter that there stove if 1 can't gel an appetite for ni.v break­ despite a heavy rainfall.
w hat is being worn.
loot III • ns or with only rmllmeiitary flu colors swear at each other and the
lie was one of a party at a banquet pi|M*. It’d be a heap handier to hev i fast. And wluit brings you out so
By literally chasing It on to a sand
»
»
»
»
lack
of
bmmony
in
the
sluvie
scheme
teeth. A s individuals vve emmot grow
tendered to the maharajah of Patiala, that there cook stove down on the I early. Put?"
bank some Dee fishermen recently cap­
“Black-Eyed Susan” says she has a at which nearly a hundred guests, rep- 1
gissi teelli In our lieiidx by eating some! hues makes you fairly dizzy. But
”Geh, be jabbers, Oi'm Jest a-walkin’ tured a royal sturgeon weighing over
groun’.’
u* load. We are beginning to get you must not judge the San Fram*is<*<> friend who has come to her with all her resenting nearly every brauch of in- I ‘'Of course ‘we uhm ’ agreed with the around to s<*e if Gl can't get a break­ 200 pounds mid measuring 8 feet 3
bad teeth Io heredity. But then* is ladies by the ever-surging panorama trials and tribulations for years. Slie dlan life, were present. As a special 1 good woman that her complaint was fast fer me appetite.”—Cincinnati En­ inches iu length and -1 feet in girth.
almost tio t(s>tli or bom* forming ma- that is passing before you. Verily some lias comforted her in every way she guest he was seated on tin* left of the well based, but we praised her clever­ quirer.
A meeting of the Women’s Union of
terial in line white Hour, and llieavoid of itidii are fearfully and wonderfully could and tried to assist her. Slie now Indian potentate.
I ness and originality in utilizing the
the Church of England Temperance
miee of (-(xirsi* foods undoubtedly tins
During the meal he noticed that the 1 kitchen table. Probably not one wo­
M I n I ihi ».
society deplored the lot of the 100,000
made, a-» far as their Mushy costumes finds this needy friend of hers has made
tens tin* decaying of our teeth. Per
latter partook of some tine ('umber- I I man hi lo.ono.iMio would have ever sug-
women employed in drinking bars and
are
concerned.
But
you
take
the
San
trouble
by
repeating
innocent
remarks
Imps the millers mid tlie dentists are
land ham, and, knowing that it was | g< st(*<l that way out of the domestic
urged that barmaids be done away
in n sis'i'el league to work lor mutual Francisco ladies as a whole and they of hers in .such away that it lias caused contrary to tlie Indian caste rules to ; : difficulty.” Detroit Free Press.
with.
dujNs
modestly
and
m
the
liest
of
taste.
annoyance
with
particular
friends,and
Interests. Wlm knows?
eat any portion of a pig. lie without a
The census shows that there are six­
I'he mat* rials arc of the linest, the o d­ she wants to know what she is to do thought asked his highness how it was
ty-live sewing machine factories In the
WAVES OF WATER.
BallH(* and III a cl. Foffee.
ors tpHei ImL not gaudy, alt hough more about it. There is an old saying, “Black- lie was eating ham.
country, whose annual output Is worth
Balzac was addicted to Hie use of of i he In ight, rich warm colors are wbm Eyed Susan,” that “one who brings
Tlie maharajah looked at his plute,
$21,000.000. The business has luultl-
strung black coffee apd depended upon now than in many years before. Com­ will carry ” Snell people are not to be l ien, turning round to liis body servant | For over 1.2oo miles the Nile
plied thirteenfold In the last forty
It as a nervous stimulant during Hie
standing at the buck of his chair, said: not receive a single tributary stream.
bine these with h well-lilting garment 11 listed, and tin* best way Io do iindei
years.
The Jordan Is tin* crookedest river
hours which lie devoted to Compos!
“What am I eating?"
known, winding 213 miles in a distance
A new materia) for table pads has
Hon. Its effect be has himself de­ and strangers may turn ami look at the ciieunisliinces is never to listen to
The servant instantly replied:
them the second lime, but it will not her tales of woe and make uncomments
recently beeu placed upon the market.
scribed In these words:
''Mutton, sahib.” And without re­ of GO.
The Potomac river is only 500 miles
It is made uf asbestns cloth woven su
"The coffee falls Into your stomach. be because their costumes arc conspicu­ in regaid to others. She will of her ferring to tlie incident again the malia-
long and in its lower course is rather
soft that it cannot injure Hie must
own accord soon sever the ti s of friend­ rajuli continued ills meal.
Iinniedintely everything stmts into ac­ ous for tlieir loudness.
an estuary than a stream.
highly polished table, and It Is abso­
tion. Your Ideas begin to move like
After
till*
banquet
the
Englishman
ship,
for
misery
likes
company.
» » * »
lutely heat proof.
The highest of all navigable rivers is
Grand Army battalions on tlie battle
related the Incident to nil Indian judge,
the Tsangpo, which Hows fur nearly
One hundred years of age and totally
Mrs. Josephine Frame must have
field, mid the battle opens. Memories
and the latter said:
< Ills—I dd you hear about Algy. poor
BRIEF REVIEW.
blind, Catharine Sgrisa lias Just been
arrive at a run, standards (lying; the promenaded Market and Kearny streets
“if Hint servant had said 'ham.' lie I. ooo miles at an elevation of from fellah?
released from an Austrian jail, where
would have been headless before tie II, 000 to 14.000 feet.
light cavalry of comparisons breaks some Sat onlay afternoon when the side­
Clarence­ No. dear hoy.
The Meerschaum Cob.
Tlie Indus, the second sacred river of
morrow morning. It is advisable not
Into a magnificent gallop; tlie artillery walks were thronged with people going
fills—lie wax walking along In the she had been Imprisoned for selling
Washington, Mo., is the home of th« to notice caste rules when you are with India, is 1,700 miles long. Its waters street when an bleu struck him and poison to a woman who wanted to
of logic dashes up and unlimbers; to the matinees or engaged ill purchas­
murder her husband.
have always been considered almost as paralyzed one side of his bead.
thoughts come rushing up as sharp*
"Missouri meerschaum,” leiiowm d ili«- natives of rank." Pearson's.
ing their supplies for Sunday or shop­
holy as those of the Ganges.
The Interior department Pax started
aliooterx; eliiir.-icters spring up on nil
world over for its sweet smoke, Many
l.nuah land I.lie.
a free telegraph school under the aus­
sides; tlie paper becomes covered with ping iVr promenading just for the pleas- years agoa wood turner, having plenty
Three rivers as Idg as the Rhine
Not WorkliiK GrutlM.
Prince Jerome Napoleon was fond of would Just equal ill volume the Gan­
Ink, for the struggle has begun and ureofit. Then you will see women in of time on his hands, created* from a.
“I j.*s’ hyud." said lim b* Rasberry, pices uf the insular telegraph service
telling the story of his scheme during ges. three (¡auges th«* Mississippi and "oat (ley’s a law ag'in bilyin' votes.”
at San Juan, Porto Rieo. The school
ends in torrents of black water like every station in life and from nearly
common cori.eob a pipe. Two years the Crimean win- by which lie kept up two Mississippis the Amazon.
has twenty-five pupils, all girls, who
tin* battle In black powder.”
every city in the I lilted States in the
"Of
course,
mid
a
very
good
law
it
ago lie died a ricli man. From Ills first the spirits of his men. The French
will be fitted for liecoming operators In
When free from lee, the Yukon river Is.”
throng. There will trip the Japanese
Settled the VV I nu Qnestlon.
lol of pities, sold at the corner grocery, army was losing daily large numbers is navigable for large steamers 1.9(15
the island.
maiden looking very American in her
"Well. 1 specks
to
Two little Philadelphia girls the ol h-
the manufacture has increased until to­ of men tlirowgti the ravages of the miles, a distance more than twice as tell you dat any
The famous mosque of Sultan Has­
costume
cut
In
tlie
latest
pattern,
and
er da straj’ed Into the realms of f ho­
day one house turns out tlie enormous cholera. Marshal Canrohert sent the great as that from Chicago to New gits me to vote fòli him fob initliii will san at Cairo Is to be completely re­
in
the
same
throng
is
her
Oriental
sis
­
ology and anthropology, though of
number of 17,0* >0,01 Ml cob pipes annually. order Io Prince Jerome that he should JArleaus.
have to eompensatiate liberili foli de paired. The sum of $200,000 necessary
ter, the ('hiiie.se girl, mincing along on
course they didn't know it.
for the purpose has been furnished,
They
go to nearly every part of the move his division to Varna. Jerome is­
damage to my se'f respeck.” Wash
“Say " said tlie first, "we's Pod's it- tier tiny feet and dressed richly in gayly
sued imirching orders and added: “Seek
TesiliiK III« Sermon.
mid a first installment Ims been paid
ington Star.
globe.
Tlie
meerschaum
cob
is
found
th* angi'ls, isn’t we?”
colored silks and tinsels, lieadx and flow­
out in every regiment all the actor«,
The minister of a parish in a part of
to the committee for the preservation
“Veth.” listed the second, “but we ers. Moving .swiftly among the crowd only in the Missouri river bottoms and comedians, downs, conjurers and en- New England where doctrinal points
of the monuments in Cairo.
A Coni Famine Joke.
hasn’t dot any feathers on uth. like I lie
within a radius of thirty miles of Wash­ terta’iners. 1 will personally arrange are considered of great importance
lx perelgince a gypsy, ikutidiy-and fan­
M. J. Tboulet has investigated the
Customer (to coal dealer»—Have you
’ittb* angels niy mamma showed me
ington. The corn on this cob is not un­ a performance and present prizes to says that his test of a satisfactory ser­
tastically
dressed,
with
a
basket
on
her
got any U'line for those scales of constitution of the ocean bed mid finds
In a pldur»* book.”
usual, being about the same as any seed the best entertainer.” During the mon Is the opposite of that which is yours?
that the more deeply ft Is penetrated
“W’ell, we had oii»*e, don’t oo know»” arm, and she is ready at a moment’s no­ Corn raised ill Kansas, Nebraska and whole of the retreat these perform­ commonly applied.
"1 never heard of scales having a the less the proportion of slime and
tice
to
read
by
(he
stars,
cards
or
y'*ur
returned the first, “but Dod pulled ■tn
ances
took
place
for
the
edification
of
"My
clerical
friends
in
the
city
tell
the less calcareous matter. On the
all out b«*for«‘ him sent us down here.” palm, giving your past, present and Iowa, lint it is an extremely solid cob, the division. Prince Jerome is not me that so long as their congregations name.”
as hard as oak. Imitators have taken
"Well, you ought to call your scales other hand, the proportion of sand and
“W hat for did him do that?”
future if you will only cross her palm
famous for any remarkable military appear wide awake and Interested they
“So that we <*ouldu't tl.v up In the with a piece of silver. There is the the seed and attempted to raise this triumphs, but this one act must at feel encouraged,” he said to a visitor, Ambush. You see, they are always pure clays increases with the depth.
lying in weight.”—American Grocer.
What undoubtedly Is the largest
trees when our mammas want uh to Bolish Jew, whose family is crowded corn in various parts of the country, but least be put to his credit, for it was "but with me it's different.
known tree In the world has been dis
come in and b»* washed!”
have always failed to mature the cobs undoubtedly due Io this method of
"Of
course
I
wish
to
Interest
the
con
­
like sardines in the rear of a second­
The Marriage Hecord.
covered on the government reservation
properly.
cheering up Ills men that his division gregation, but if 1 look over to Deacon
hand establishment oil some back street.
“
Why
did
you
decide
upon
such
a
fur up in the Sierras in Fresno county,
The ( nniilhHl.
could boast a death roll at least three Drew’s pew and then to Deacon
Cal. Six feet from the ground it took a
“And what.” asked the cannibal You will observe a “loudly” dressed
Nebula From Explosions.
times as small as that of any other. •Suow's and see them with tlieir eyes sudden marriage?”
"Well, you see, Arthur got one of line 151 feet 8 inches long to encircle
eliieftaln In liis kindest tones "what family, mother and daughters, big and
The appearance of a new star in the These performances were the forerun­ closed mid beads nodding I feel that those French automobile«, and 1 got the tree, uuiking It over titty one feet
was your business before you were little, pushing their way through the
ner of the now famous Zouave theater nil is well. Just as surely ns I discover
captured by my men?”
crowd on their way to the matinee. constellation Perseus, and its rapid ex­ In the Crimea.
them wide awake and alert after I've to thinking that a husband in the har­ in diameter.
"I was a newspaper man,” answered You would be surprised to learn that' pansion into a nebula, which has been
Tintoretto's great masterpiece, “Par
been preaching for ten minutes I know ness might be worth a good deal more
the captive.
l.iiveniHki iik by llnnii.
that Hugo's something wrong to their than a lover in the wreck." —< 'hicago adlse,” In the Ducal palace at Venice,
it is the family of the ragpicker who going on for some time past have re­
“An (*ditor?”
suffered but slightly from the fall of
Making laee by hand Is ii well de­ minds and that 1 shall hear wluit it is Record-llerahl.
drives through the streets daily calling revived among a-tronomeix the theory
“No; merely a subeditor.”
the St. Mark's campanile. A little
veloped
art in Paraguay. It was taught as soon as the service is over.”—
that
some
nebula
may
l>e
formed
by
ex
dolefully,
“
Ai».y
rags,
Isittles,
sacks?
”
“CI kst up. young man! Shortly aft
Hude Fellow.
careful work by the clever Italian re­
the natives 200 years ago by the mis­ Youth’s Companion.
plosion.
About
1870
Professor
Bicker-
er my chef has tinixlied his perusal of There is the Spanish señorita with her
Clarence—My gwaclous! siteli a vi­ storers and the great painting will be,
sionaries and Ims been transmitted
Bickerton
of
Canterbury
College,
New
the eooklxxik you will lx» editor In velvety eyes and soft, musical voice,
cious nutuali Gussie has!
It is said, In as good condition as be­
from generation to general ion till it is
BeliefM About tlie Kurth.
chief.”
('holly—Has he weally?
and invariably well dressed. The Ital­ Zealand, showed that if two starssboilld now quite general throughout the re­
fore the nearby bell tower collapsed.
Newton,
the
great
Sir
Isaac,
surmised,
graze
one
another
tlie
abraded
parts,
if
Laughing heartily at Ills bontuot, the ian from Italy’s sunny shores and with
Clarence—Fvvlght fill. 1 llini some
public. Some towns are devoted to although he could give no reason for
Whereas light of various kinds is be­
cannibal chief wanted to know if the a mournful look in her big, brow n eyes relatively small, would have so high a making n certain kind of laee. In one
words with him today, and lie delib- ing advocated for the cure of various
the conclusions he had reached, that
captive hud a funny bom*. Judge.
ewately
weached
out
his
hand
mid
dis,
temperature
Hint
they
at
once
become
town of 8,000 or 9.000 inhabitants al­ In the course of time the earth would
as if she was dreamingot berown south­
germ diseases, Dr. A. F. King of New
awanged my hair.— Philadelphia Press iork holds that light aggravates ma­
Ait liiMlntintlon.
land. Ax I said la-fore, never wax there nebulous, and that t lie nuhula so formed most nil the women and children and become perfectly dry. Others, mostly
larial fever and that by keeping the
Doris Y’es. she was furious about a more cosmopolitan city than Sun would, under certain circumstances, many of the men make laee collarettes, De Verne, Professor A. L. Hamilton
All Kinds of One.
patient in a dark room the disease can
the way hi which that paper reported Francisco, and you cannot judge of tlie continue to expand until dissipated in handkerchiefs and ladies' ties. An­ and the younger Lysander, all believed
"How do you like flint mince pie. Mr. be made less virulent, bright light evi­
other town makes lace embroidery and
her marriage.
refined tastes and good judgment of the space. 'The present expanding nebula others drawn thread work, such as that eventually the earth would be­ McGinnis?’’ asked (lie landlady.
dently being favorable to the growth
come
ns
dry
as
the
proverbial
chip.
Helen —Did It allude to her age?
ladies of San Fiancixco by the throng has been growing at the extraordinary centerpieces, try mates, teacloths ami
"This mince pie, Mrs. Irons,” an­ of tlie germs.
Even in this day and age the theory
Doris Indirectly.
It stated Hint
rate
of
several
thousand
miles
a
second,
meet from day to day on
swered the bead boarder, "lx a dream.”
doilies. The designs used In making
"MI'S Otde and Mr. Yale were mar of people you
The London Express notes that Den­
and is in many ways one of the great­ I lie laee are taken from the curious has many adherents.
And afterward, when he had retired mark was ruled by three generations
rled, the latter being a well known col- the streets.
est
celestial
wonders
of
the
time.
webs
of
t
In
­
and
gone
to
sleep,
he
found
it
was.
—
semitropieaI
spiders
that
« « « «
Sweet Innocence.
lector of antiques.” - Chicago Nows.
within the period of one week not long
ure so numerous there, tin this ae-
He—I never saw anything like this Chicago Tribune.
ago. On a Friday Prince Christian, son
It might shock Mrs. Josephine Frame
count it is called "nandutl." an Indian tide. Here I’ve been pulling steadily
Fictitious Antiquities.
Pertumes In Ancient I>n>«.
of the crown prince, was the regent;
nume which means spider web.
According to Speed.
Old as the history of the world Itself if she should glance in the show-win­
for ten minutes, and we don’t seem to
on the next day the crown prince as*
Antiquarian collectors and directors
dows
of
our
leading
and
up-to-date
Judge—You raced your automobiles sumed the sway, and on the following
Is that of the queen of flowers. 'Wie
have moved a foot.
of museums have just received a very
Brave
Men.
stores
and
see
tlie
Is-autiful
materials
ancient Greeks and Romans reveled In
She (after a pause»—Oh. Sir. Stroker, nt such a rate ns to endanger the lives 'Thursday Denmark was again rilled
tillweli-oine shock, says Dalziel, by the
Persians in general an* not supposed I’ve Just thought of something! The of pedestrians. I'll tine you both $5.
roses. They were used lavishly at their for the fall costumes, and nearly all in
by the king.
discovery
that
for
some
time
they
have
to lie the bravest people in the world, anchor fell overboard a short time ago,
Enthusiast—1 don't care. My mobe
feasts. In the time of the republic the warm, rich colors reds, not wine-col-
Eggs consumed in England durlngthe
people laid their cups of Falernian ors, i.ut brilliant cherry, blues, greens, been victimized w holesale by a system hut even in Persia the inhabitants of and I forgot to tell you. Do you sup­ went twice as fast as his.
past twelve months would, It Is com
I
Knslian,
a
incrciiutile
city,
are
notori
­
of
frauds
in
the
matter
of
curiosities
Judge—In that case I'll fine you $11». puled, till upward of 40,000 railway
wine swimming with blooms, and the etc. ami yet our merchants have got
pose It could have caught on some­
ous for their lack of a warlike spirit.
• Town Topics.
Spartan soldiers after the battle of
thing?
trucks. Of these only one third were
their styles and patterns direct from from the Roman and Middle Ages ac­
Their pusillanimity has passed into a
t’lrrha refused to drink any wine that
English, and in consequence an enor­
New York and Europe. Every season quired by them in recent years. Many proverb and given rise to many stories.
A
Delusion
of
the
Mind.
was not perfumed with roses, while nt
N himi I boii mid ||| m Mother,
I
of these imitations are said to be of
mous sum of money was sent out of
One of the best of these is that When
Ibe regatta of Balas the whole surface some competent man is sent from our Greek manufacture. A small amlier
"I'm
going
to
cnl)
on
a
mental
sclen
Soon after Napoleon’« assumption of
tlie country that might have beeu kept
Nadir Shah disbanded his army on Ils the imperial purple he chanced to meet 1st this afternoon.”
of the Lncrfne lake was strewn with various stores to purchase their new
at home had those engaged in rural lu
statuette,
composed
of
many
sections,
return
from
India
the
iio.ono
men
lie
materials. In New York and Chicago
“What for?”
flowers.
his mother in die gardens of St. (‘loud.
dustrles been alive to tlieir opportuul
"To see if slie can’t make me believe ties.
you will find thesiimebright colors. In has la-cii found to have l>eeii made of longing to Kaxlian and its sister city He was surrounded by courtiers and
Dolnw Xo llnrin.
pieces
of
old
cigar
holders,
w
hich
even
of
Ispaliau
applied
for
an
escort
of
10«
that
there
is
no
such
thing
ns
mi
empty
Paris, “the pattern city of the world,”
half playfully held out his hand for
The disciplinary council of the Mu­
One day Willie, ag«d five, was cry­
musketeers to see them safely home.
retain traces of tobacco.
her to kiss. “Not so, my son,” slie ?ual bill.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
as one of our leading modistes terms it,
nich bar has just bad before it a bar­
ing, and Ids mmnma «aid:
gravely replied, nt thf» same time pre-
rister charged with the high crime and
“Willie, you are getting your face all you will find the same beautiful colors
Imitators.
The finest example of weaving in the
A C'oujeeliare.
seating her hand In return: “it is your I
misdemeanor of taking part in ama­
and
materials
for
costumes.
A
few
dirty from crying.” And Willie stopped
Little Ethel - Mani mil, Mrs. Next duty to kiss the hand of her who gave
world is said to lie in the Panama hats,
Wigg-Every one thought be was a teur theatricals. The impugned lawyer
seasons ago bright costumes were sel­
long enough to reply:
door's
children
tire
pinyin*
bouse
ill
millionaire. and now It appears lie died pleaded that he had charged no fees,
nianilfauUired in Jipijapa, in the prov­
you life.”—Chambers’ Journal.
"Well, it wasn’t clean when I start dom seen on the streets: old and young,
their garden. Mayn't we play house
Insolvent.
ince of Montecrifd, Ecuador.
but the liar touncll declined to admit
ed.” And then he went on. Brooklyn big and little, wore black, brown, grays
in ours?
Wagg—Maybe he paid his doctors' that this want of prudence purged the
Tlieorles.
Eagle.
Ma in ma Certainly.
and other somlier hues. Bright colors
bills
before
he
died.
—
Philadelphia
Rec
"I
suppose
you
have
thoroughly
In
Alien immigrants to the mimliei of
offense mid Imposed a fine, together
Little Ethel That’ll be lovely, Then vestlgnted the conditions of which you ord
were not considered ill gms! taste, and 5H7!t landed in the rullisi Kingdom in
with a sharp reprimand.
A Collection In «l«ht.
feme are treating in your book,” remarked
we
cun
quarrel
over
the
back
“Now,” said the irate debtor, "If you should anyone appear on the street in a April last, as compared with òsi>2 dur­ Just like real neighbors.
the friend.
C«»n ml derate.
disturb me again you'll get what you're bright led costume, such as are worn ing April, 1901.
"No,” replied the literary woman
Sandy—Yer say dat lady was consid­
Precocious Child—Papa, tell me what
to-day, people would have stared the
looking for.”
'The German Wile's X'acatlon.
“Thanks.” replied the urbane col w earer out of eountenam e.
It Is a common practice In Berlin for who had undertaken a great work. erate dnt threw de boilin' water 01: 1« humbug?
Most people put in a lifetime plan­
"You see, I’m afraid mi investigation yer?
Parent (with a deep drawn slgli)—It
lector. “I will try to make it con
• • » »
ning for some great pleasure and die the wife to stay at home when the bus might interfere with some of the beau
Cinders Cert! In dem* days of germs Is, my dear, when yotif mammu pre­
venlent to disturb you at about thb
band
and
family
go
to
the
seaside.
In
Ax far as Polly is concerned, I like liefore they get around to it.
and mlcrolies she was considerate to tends to be very foud of me and puts
time tomorrow.”—Houston Post.
this way the wife enjoys her own boil tiflll theories I have evolved."
Isill it liefore she threw it. Philadel iiq buttons on my shirt.
the bright colors for young people. I
day, for there Is no housekeeping to be
What Jarred Her.
phla Record.
No man who has lieen deprived of done. She foregathers with friends
Practically all the exports of Africa think the time will come soon enough
Mother (soothingly) — You mustn't
A Difference.
are natural products, while her imports when they will see the somber side of Ills arms or armor or is badly armed "grass widows,” like herself-and they mind what lie says aliout his mother'«
”1 am told thnt Jones la a regular
The first fourteen Roman emperors
take their meals at restaurants, spend cooking, my dear. All men do that.
are exclusively manufactured articles. life, and when tlie more quiet colors should l<e hurt.
all shaved their faces clean. There is leech. Is that true?”
their afternoons ami evenings at popu­
or black will lie in keeping with their
Married Daughter (warmly) I don't,
"No, 1 would hardly say that. A
lar places of entertainment and thor- I mamma; it's the things lie says almut u portrait bust representing Nero with
No Russian «nicer may marry until
A woman's whim Is often a man's feelings. Then they will “see through
a beard, but it is not believed to be leech, you kuuw, never gets stuck uu
oughly enjoy themselves.—London Ex­
my cooking that unnoy me.
fate Boston Transcript.
the glass darkly," and the bright colors, lie la 23 years old.
himself.”—New York Times.
authentic.
press.
i
F POLLY LAKKIN