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I cannot leave her father to go after Friend*. CHOICE MISCELLANY There is Keeping nothing so very difficult in NEW SHORT STORIES FACTS IN FEW LINES her.’ making friends; the trouble is to keep « « « « (■eriiiMit)'» KcoBiimic M•• < ii «»«I *. On«* miner is killed for every 1,060,- Hruator Chandler'* Klee Mena, '1'r m I ii ilk. Shepherd l>Ofa. “Wind a time 1 had tracing that Tilt* Countess Aiida von Kroeliow them. Pleasing manners and a taking Senator Frye delights to take guests 000 tons of coal raised. way will always win admirers, but a The native* of Mexico seem to have pisir girl. 1 heard of her here and writes from Germany to the Christian Nicaragua's coffee crop this year Will lasting friendship must be built upon with him up to his eamp on the Range- m original way of truln'ng shepherd there, and finally realized she bad Register: “Germans And Unit It pays to u tirmer foundation than a transitory ley lakes, once upon a time be bad be worth about $3,000,000. dogs. A pup Is taken from Its mother Englund’s imports of meat for 1902 'Tis passing strange to Polly w by so dropped out of sight ami that I must encourage peasants to free their tields smile, an hour of high spirits or even Senator Chandler with him. One after as soou after birth as possible, the noon, when the cook wanted to go to breed of the dog beiug immaterial. many mothers are blind to tlie interests hunt in the lowest depths of degrada of stones. The property rises in value, great physical beauty. Of course It is town. Mr. Chandler uff«*red to prepare to date have decreased 6 per cent. Over 720 tous of flowers were export The .voting of a sheep or goat la taken of their daughters to the extent that tion to timi her. Down into the delis taxing value. The stones, thrown into a pleasure to feel that one is favored the dinner. He wrote out an elabo- ed from the Scilly isles last season. heaps by the roadside, are purchased by some radically beautiful woman, away, and the pup is substituted. they do not impress upon them that It of Chinatown 1 went, searching one riite menu, commencing with chicken The number of pieces of separately After the tlrst few days the pup is is not tlie proper Hung to accept invi and the other. The keepers of these by the district road repairing commis but unless there be genuine congenial soup. Having a faint idea that rice assessed real estate In New York la sion. Poor men, who otherwise would ity between the two concerned the time never fed except Just before the flock places were suspicious at tlrst, but when was used in making chicken soup, but tations to lunch or dine from married goes to pasture in the morning and I assured them I was not a missionary have to be supported by the alms will come when passive loveliness will having no idea at all of the amount 476,610 this year. men when their wives are not included houses, are hired to break these stones cease to I k * attractive. To retain friend Few of the people In St. Pierre were just after the sheep are brought in at in the invitation. It is no excuse for and was only hunting a girl to deliver uiid then are trained to the work of re ship one must be continually on the that was necessary, Mr. Chandler emp pure black, and most of them showed bight. tlie message from a dying fattier, they pairing the roadbed. The money to watch and not let the familiarity that tied the entire tin can of rice into the only a trace of colored blood. As soon as he can walk he goes out tlie daughter to assure her mother that made no further objection. I bad pay the men is made by auctioneering comes from a lengthy knowledge of soup, lu a little while he was forced An Austrian lrou trust was formed with the flock and stays with it ail she has known the gentleman for a to ball* out the soup kettle am! till two day. Whenever he begins to antic! long time, and that he is honorable and searched nearly all the dens and was oil' to tlie highest bidder the crop of the other's life breed the contempt that stewpans with boiled rice. Presently recently, and Hungarian and Bosnia Arms have been asked to join. pate supper by trying to drive the flock upright, and in tact everything tiiat more than discouraged and heartsick at fruit trees that were planted on both so often follows a close Intimacy. To retain either friendship or love the kettle was spilling over again, and the awful sights, when I was stopped sides of tlie highway when It was built Th«* mosquito eggs are, it is said, lu before sundown he gets punished. can lie desired as a friend, and that she several plates were tilled. To make a After he is about a year old he takes did not hesitate to accept the invita by the proprietor. ‘Did you And her?' •ind which are nourisli«-«! well by the the Illusions must not be dispell<*d. Do long story short, Senator Chandler hatched in from four to seven days, ac ii flock out, guards It from other dogs be asked. I shook my head and tried manure that falls along th«1 road and not, because you feel sure of your was busy all afternoon balling rice out cording to the warmth of the weather. knd coyotes during the day and brings tion without consulting her. The moth to say something, but the wordschokt-d l< pushed nt Intervals by a road tender ground, let the commonplace enter in i>f his soup. For a rare patterned silver halfpenny It in at tlie proper time at night er passes tlie matter over lightly by me. ‘There’s a sick girl down there,' upon their roots. The purchaser of the and momipolize the everyday affairs. When the fishermen came back to (one cent) piece £10 15s. (a little over crop sees to it that his fruit is not th«* halo of sentiment hover over Let saying, “ I would not go again, but it is without supervision. All kinds of he said, pointing to a rickety flight of stolen. The road commissioners have even the prosaic affairs ofglaily life, dinner, Chandler had revised ills menu. $531 wus pa i«l recently to a London temptations can be tried on any dog all right tins time.” “My dear, good stairs that carried me down to all under no bother about that, and, although for. on«-«* dispelled, they can never form It began with rice, ended with rice firm. that is encountered in the hills with mother thinks I am alsiut perfect, and Buttersea (England) town councilors am! had rice without intermission. ids flock, but In spite of all he will re she will never find any fault with any ground apartment. I pushed open the tlie sale be by auction. It brings consid again, and In the one glimpse of the "Chandler,” said Frye, “is this a have a pingpong table in their council erable; every burgher knows bow material side of the Intimacy muy be door and there lay my once friend dy main faithful to his duty, driving Ills thing I may do,” reasons thedaughter, chnmlM*r and play sets between joke?” flock to a safe distance before ventur and she keeps on in the even tenor of ing a horrible death. With a tlisid of much, beer,use the sales of highway utterly destroyed a relation at one "No, ” said Chandler; “ It's rice! ” speeches. fruit crops are published in the local time thought to be eternal. ing R> make the acquaintance of any her way. Fatal mistake for Isith moth tears she asked me wiiat brought me Joseph! Andr«‘8zswerownltzka is the ne wspa pers.” other dog. Explicit Direction*. mini«* of a young Polish girl that ar er and daughter, and ttieir eyes will into this den of iniquity. Theu I told A Snug Fit. Major J. B. Pond, who has an Inter rived in Philadelphia from Liverpool “Il libber!“ open to the fact sooner or later that her all of her father’s forgiveness and An English tourist In the highlands PevuIlHritlr* of IliiNminn Winter*. her mother ’ s prayer that she would national reputation as a pilot of lecture recently. The following Is an Incident which tells the following amusing story: He There is one curious tiling alsiut a here they have blundered, it is all Arrangements are being made to Russian winter In the latter part of wrong, and tlie easy-going mother will come home. 1 read the letter to her actually occurred at a fashionable sea- was traveling one day last summer by platform celebrities, was in Philadel October or the beginning of November find out to her cost that site relied on and she moaned, ‘Too late! Too late! sid<- hotel not many years ago. says rail in the north of Scotland, and at phia the other day. At the Broad Street carry on a parcel service in connection tlie weather will be as mild as It is here her daughter’s own ability to take care I must tell you all about it while I a New York correspondent of tlie one of the stations four farmers en station he was given some misinfor with the municipul trumways lu Hali Some guests tered the train. They were all big, mation about a train to New York, fax, England. in September. Not a sign can be seen of of herself entirely too much. The rais have the strength, for 1 am dying. Pittsburg Dispatch: and lie had to wait more than an hour Some timber built houses are as good an approaching change, when sudden You know when we went to the city on were being served by a particularly burly men and completely tilled up the now us when they were built 200 years ly, without any apparent warning, a ing of this daughter to Is- a relined and that excursion and I went to dinner competent waiter and were congratu seat on the one side of the compart for another one. “That reminds me." he said, “of an ago. said a witness In a London police light haze will be seen in the northern conscientious girl, who will be a shin with my friend, whom 1 trusted, 1 took lating themselves on having obtained ment. At the next station the carriage door experience 1 once had in Glasgow. I court recently. the services of such a gem, when slid sky, and in twenty-four hours the ing light at home and abroad, is a sa a ‘harmless’ cordial, as he called it. A ilenly, to their astonishment, the man opened to admit a tall, cadaverous in asked a man at the hotel what was the Southern Minnesota’s present pros thermometer may fall 50 degrees. The cred trust, but in many instances in short time after that father turned me ager of the hotel walked up to the dividual with about the girth of a exact time to leave It in order to catch perity is said to be due to the many change is so sudden and violent that place of receiving home training that travelers are frequently frozen to will tit her for this station in life, they out of doors and told me never to dark man, punched him in the ribs, as a lamp post. He endeavored to wedge a morning boat plying between Glas creameries, which have made it the en his home again. I came to San policemau in the circus punches the himself In between two of the farmers, gow and the next town on my Itiner “butter state” of the Union. death before they can gain shelter. are allowed to grow up like weeds or it lias occurred Hint farmers out like Topsy, “justgrowed.” The daugh Francisco and tried to get work. No clown, and promptly drew forth a tine and finding it a difficult operation he ary. A government expedition has found “ 'Well.' he replied, T canna tell ye looking after their flocks have been one wanted me. There was only one hot broiled porterhouse steak. 'I be said to one of them: “Excuse me, sir; a Mexican cactus known as “dry whis ters doubtless mean well at first, but just tin* time ’ twill be, but if ye'll you must move up a bit. Each seat is caught in one of these blizzards and, ky,” for the reason that the leaves, place where I found a refuge, for you man's clothes, it was found, contained missing their way home, have lost once they have made the fatal step it is must remember 1 was a green country rubber pockets contrived especially for intended to accommodate five persons, leave five minutes afore ye see the when «*uten, cause Intoxication. steamer cornin ’ 'roon the p ’ lnt ye ’ ll be their Ilves, their bodies remaining tin easy to keep on going down, down, un girl. That sealed my fate. Down, the transportation of food. He stole and according to act of parliament you A party of British agriculturists is der the snow until tlie following spring. til they have readied a point where the steak in the kitchen, with the in are only entitled to eighteen inches of In time to catch it, sir.’ "—Philadel visiting Berlin, there to study ma phia Press. The suddenness of a Dakota blizzard t hey cease to respect themselves. When down 1 went like a rocket from a dear tention of serving It and collecting space.” chines, artificial produce, etc., con "Aye, aye, my friend,” replied the is well known in the northwestern self-respect goes than heaven help sky. Here I am, «lying the most hor tin- money. Immediately after lie had trolled by th«* minister of agriculture. Getting Rid <>r * Bore. rible of deaths. I know I am lost for part of our country, but it is tardiness them. It is not easy to save them. been detected all the waiters in the farmer; “that’s a' very gold for you Evanston, Ill., has a scissors guild Billy Brady has an acquaintance personified when compared with tlie 1'hey realize that the record of their all eternity, know that 1 shall never hotel were searched thoroughly a:i«l that’s been built that way, but ye who asks more questions to the min composed of boys and girls, who clip rapidity with which a Russian winter meet my loved ones on the other side. those addicted to the rubber pocket cauna blame me If 1 lia'ua been con ute than the wisest man can auswer pictures and mottoes in their leisure lives call never be spotless and pure storm comes on. Don’t tell my mother how you found habit were promptly discharged. A struekit according to net of parlia In an hour. hours and send them to sick children. again. They may turn over a new leaf ment! ” me. No, even if 1 could go home 1 cry of "Rubber!” at that hotel now For using the word “archduke” on Brady was hurrying through the lob bill the stain is still there. “1 would A lliiwiy ('<»ii<*ln*ioii. would not go. My father could have would create a panic. That, however, by one night Just before the curtain the stage at Vienna and thereby In Scot* In American History. A former Princeton man now living have trusted my daughter anywhere,” saved me at first, but he turned me out.’ is merely one of tlie tricks that wait fringing a police regulation Fraulein It is a noteworthy fact In American ers practice to client their employers. in Philadelphia tells of Ills only till wails the mother. That is where she Frisch, a German actress, has been She was moaning with pain and sor history that of the four members of pleasant encounter with Jimmy Me erred. The mother trusted her to the fined $10. row ’ with every word. ‘ Pray for me, ’ Washington ’ s cabinet Knox of Massa Cosh as an illustration of the beloved extent that she failed to invite her con Olive** Audience of DreNNinuker*. Enough coal was produced In the old tutor's innate kindliness. When a fidence and find out who her compan she whispered, and kneeling by the A characteristic story is told in con chusetts, the only New Englander, was United States last year to give three student, he was lounging on bi* lied ions were and what was their amuse «lying girl I prayed for the soul that nection with Mme. Calve. Shortly lie- a Scotch-Irishman; Alexander Ilatnil- and u half tone to every one of the ton of New York was a Scotch-French one afternoon, smoking. In response ment or the manner of entertaining was ««sin to return to its Maker to be fore her last visit to America the man, Thomas Jefferson was of Welsh 76.000,(MX) men, women and children to a knock on the door he called out: charming prima donna paid a visit to judged more leniently than iteoiild ever her daughter. In the country. descent, and the fourth. Edmund Ran "Who's there?” her dressmaker in Paris. While dis have lieen on this earth. The tears » * * » dolph, claimed among his ancestors tlie Before the Siberian railway was “It is I I>r. McCosb," camo the re cussing costum« ‘ s with the head of streamed down the sick girl’s face. available a trip from London to Shang “I went to a French dinner with a ‘Pray; pray again. Why didn’t some the establishment, which is a very Scotch earls of Murray. New York ply. hai cost from $325 to $475. Now it can "You’re a liar!” answered tlie stu friend whom 1 iiad known for years large one, a couturlere hesitatingly en also furnished the first chief Justice of Is* made for from $65, third class, to dent, thinking one of ids chums was and who was a friend of the family. 1 one try to save me liefore it was too tered the apartment and approached the United States, John Jay, who was $160, tlrst class. trying to Joke with Idm. “If you weri told him I did not indulge in wines and late? Lost! Lost!' The penitent heart the singer. She came on behalf of a descendant of French Huguenots, while the second chief justice, John was broken. A convulsive shudder, The first stumped envelopes were is really Dr. McCosh, you'd simply say. that they were not allowed in my and the soul had returned t<> the God herself and fellow workers to humbly Rutledge, was Scotch Irish, as were sued in 1853 of the two denominations ‘It is I.’ ” crave no less a favor than a song from of 3 and (* cents, and it was not until After a second's silence the student household, so he had a ‘harmless’ little who gave it.” She was buried in the Mme. Calve, nt the same time offering also Wilson and Iredell, two of the two years later that the ten cent en heard retreating steps, rushed to tlie cordial prepared lor me.” That was the pauper’s Held, ami the little Salvation as an excuse for her presumption the original associate Justices; a third, velope was addtai. door and looked out to see Dr. Me liegilining of the end. “1 am lost! lost! Army lassie was her only mourner. fact that hardly any of them had ever Blair, was of Scottish origin. John Marshall, the great chief Justice, was, Cosh himself scurrying down Hie cor lost!” fairly shrieked the girl, as she To save expense the French govern “What shall 1 say to her mother; she had tlie opportunity of hearing her like Jefferson, of Scotch and Welsh rldor and around a corner In an eu- lay «lying in the home of a friend. She ment has set its soldiers the work of beautiful voice. Without more ado th«* deuvor to avoid recognition. Pldladel had left home and friends and sought knows I got the letter?” she asked. great singer proceeded to the work descent.—Charles R. Hanna's “Celt In tearing down tlie electioneering posters “Say you couldn’t find her,” I replied. room and. having assured herself that America.” piila Times. that now deface practically every oblivion to all her woes among stran “It will be the truth. The poor little no unauthorized intruders were pres boarding in France. A Bird That'* Hard tu Kill. gers, but when she stood in the portals wreck of humanity you found was not ent, sang a couple of pieces, to the un Napoleon** K.iallsl. Letter. The great fleet of sailing vessels Penguins have an extraordinary Napoleon began tlie study of English of death a friend had taken her in the pure-hearted girl who they had restrained delight of her hearers. On amount of vitality and are harder to which for more than a century has whom she had known when she was a during ids Imprisonment in St. Helena. been going out from Gloucester, Mass., known and who bad tilled the home leaving she was accorded an ovation kill than any ordinary cat. I once had His instructor was Count I.as Casos, little innocent child playing around her with joy. It would break her mother’s which for spontaneity probably ri occasion to kill a large bird aboard is destined to give place to steam pro to whom Napoleon wrote tlie only let Inline ami lisping her prayer at her heart and do no good.” Was I right? valed any she has yet been accordeil our ship, the Southern Cross, and, pelling fishing boats. ter lie Is known ever to have written mother's knees. Whenileutb rang down during her brilliant career. - London making use of the weapon next my Hemp is by far the most valuable In English. It is somewhat of a liter tlie curtain on this young life it found Sunday Sun. production of the Philippine archipel hand, I drove a large spike squarely ary curiosity and not well known, so her anxious to go and yet afraid to BRIEF REVIEW. ago, the province of Albay being the through the creature's head and tin It may be quoted here: A Pernlan Letter Address. greatest producer of it, with an output lslied the operation by nulling it fast pass through the “valley of the shad Count I.as Case*—Since slxt week y The addresses in Pershin upon let to the deck. That seemed to make the valued at nearly $5,000,000 a year. Fate and friends bad been un Captains of Industry. learn the English aiel y <lo not any ow.” ters which go through tin* postoffice at Job very complete, and 1 went below Iucltatus, the famous horse of the progress. Sixt week do fourty and two kind to her. VVliat was she to expect When it was first annnouced that his Calcutta are often quaint ami puzzling. decks for dinner. Coming up an hour day. If might have learn fivty word, for Roman Emperor Caligula, was actual on the o ’ her side? day, I could know It two thousands and royal highness Prince Henry of Prussia An Indian paper translated one as fol later, my astonishment was prodigious “I HEAR MRS. BLANK'S HUSBAND HAS JUST ly consecrated as a priest, had a man DIED." » » » » two hundred. It Is In the dictionary more would be the guest of at a festive break lows: "If the Almighty pleases, let on beholding the penguin, head erect, ger of pure ivory and was never given of fourty thousand; even he could most rose, when he was spied out and but a drink from anything but a gold pail. tills envelope, having arrived nt the flippers out, waddling about, apparent “Polly,” said a Salvation Army las fast, to which would be bidden to meet twenty; hot much of terns. For know It tonholed by this inquisitive friend. or hundred and twenty week, which dr sie the other day, “I have just come him a chosen company of "captains of city of Calcutta, In the neighborhood ly without thought of the spike, which Tlie lake built steamship Asuncion, "Say, Brady,” began the friend, tak more two years. After this you will of Calootolah, at the counting house still remained transfixed in his cranl agree that the study one tongue Is a from one of tlie saddest death scenes I industry, lOOin number,” says a writer, of ing no lieed of th«* manager's evident which went to the Pacific coast a year Sirajoodeeu ami llahdad, mer um,—C. E. Borchgrevink in Leslie's. ago, has been sold to the Standard great labor who It must do Into the have ever witnessed. I have been hunt it is probable that very few if any of haste, “I bear Mrs. Blank's husband chants, be offered to and read by the young aged. OU company for $95,000 and will carry ing for weeks for an old schoolmate of the elect centurions rememtiered, if they happy light of my eyes, of virtuous has just died. Is that true? ” Just the Thing, oil in bulk between Ventura and San mine who was once the joy of her home ever knew, the origin of that distin manners and beloved of the heart— "So I hear,” auswered Brady, mak Francisco. "1 don’t know what to use to raise From Fry ing Pnn to Fire. ami friends. She was as pure is sun guished title. The term was not wholy Meean Shaikh Inayut Ally, may his my bread," said the young wife petu ing a break to get away. The druggists of Philadelphia have A Loudonville man was dancing a "Well, suy," went on the bore, block light and tender and true. She fairly strange, having the ring of a popular life be long. Written on the tenth of lantly, “I’ve tried everything.” organlz«*d for the incorporation of a quadrille when he heard his liants the blessed Rutnzan, Saturday, in the ing tlie escape, "have you any id«*a “Judging by the samples I have stock company, capitalized at $500,000, seams ripping, at which he rushed in worshiped her parents, who were stern campaign phrase, perhaps suggesting year 1206 of the Hegira of our Proph what be left her?” to a dressing room, where his wife and matter of fact people and who to some of the elect, a more familiar ex et, and dispatched at Bearing. Having seen,” suggested her inhuman bus “Yes; a widow,” retorted Brady, to own and manage retail drug stores. good soul was Siam busy with needle would not countenance or forgive wick pression of questionable credit. It was without loss of time paid the postage band, “I should think a couple of jack vanishing within the box office.—New They expect to ultimately control 200 stores in the city and state. and thread, he having first divested edness in any shape or manner if they only after taking their places at table and received the letter, you will read screws or a derrick ought to do it.” York World. Hallstones nearly three pounds in himself from his leg covering. Pres knew it. This daughter was the only ami opening the lieautiful little parch it, and having abstained from food or And he wondered why be got a cold weight fell during a recent storm at ently lie heard the rustle of skirts and one who did not feel the severity of ment-covered Issiks presented for the drink, considering it forbidden to you, supper that night.—Portland Orego And They Didn't Get Potatoes. realized that he was up against the their own stern bringing up. They occasion, setting forth the names and you will convey yourself to Jaunpoor, nian. General Sir William Olplierts, recent Jessore, In Bengal. Metal veranda horrible proposition of being discovered had a beautiful home in the southern distinctive achievements of the chosen and you will know this to be a strict ly deceased, otherwise known as "Hell roofs were perforated, cattle maimed, A Reply From Tennyson. ill the ladles' dressing room, which lie On one occasion it was publicly stat Fire Jack,” a celebrated British soldier, trees beaten down and a man killed part of the State and sent their daugh captains of industry, that many readers injunction.” laid entered by mistake. Appealing to ed that Tennyson bad drawn his In was famous for his blunt language. outright by the downfall. ills wife again, the excellent creature ter to a school in the town. She board discovered in a brief sentence «|noted U by Some of Them Fall. The umbrella and parasol were used spiration from Horace and Keats, and During a critical period in the Indian shoved him through what she supposed ed with friends and always went home from Thomas Carlyle the source of the Tlie city of St. Joseph, Mo., began a correspondent wrote to ask him if mutiny one of the Irish regiments by the eastern nations many centuries to be a closet door and turned the key. every Friday night to remain until Sun newly conferred degree: “One class of the construction of an electric light this were so. “No,” he replied; “Hor complained because it bad no po before the Christian era. The oldest “Let me back! Let me back!” he day and I frequently went home with captaius and commanders of men, re plant for municipal street lighting ace and Keats were greut masters, but tatoes. Olplierts, who was in com chinaware shows pictures of ladies and screamed as he began pounding oil the her. There was to lie an excursion to a cognized as the beginning of a new, real twelve years ago. The system lias been not my masters.” mand of the district, heard of the mandarins shade«! by parasols of pat door. “I'm in the ballroom!” And he neighlMiring t<iwn one summer day and ami not imaginary aristocracy,” has al extensively added to at various inter trouble and ordered the regiment out terns similar to those now in use. Working Him. wus.-Ravenna (O.) Republican. You cannot swear at or abuse any on parade. “Now, my men," lie shout all of our friends were going so we con ready in some measure developed itself vals since, so that the average age of Borroughs — Say, old man, can you ed as he rode in front of the lines, “I body In the Japanese language. The the works is less than ten years. Now cluded to go, too. in the company —the captains of industry happily the break a twenty so I can get a five dol hear you want potatoes! Is that so?” worst you can say of anybody Is that The Succeaalon. i was a young man who had lieen very class who above all, or at least first of experts have condemned the plant as “Of course.” said the bachelor obsolete, and it Is necessary to rebuild lar bill out of it? "We do, we do!” howled the regiment lie is a “fellow,” and if you want to attentive to my friend and whom she all are wanted in this time.” It was It entirely In order to make It at all Markley—Sure! Here you are. Where with Its thousand throats. “Then you express your very, very pointed indig thoughtfully, “there can be no such thing us Joint rule in a family. Some had invited to her home several times, in fact, seven years earlier—in 1843— satisfactory. These fdets account fot is your twenty? won't get ’em,” replied Olpherts. nation you shout, “There, there!” although her father «lid not approve of that Carlisle had already given the title the allowance of a 10 per cent depre Borroughs — Oh, you misunderstood “You're good enough soldiers. I'll ad one must be the head.” Thirty years ago the census dlscov- “True; but the scepter pusses from him. They liecame separated from the "Captains of Industry” to a chapter of ciation In the value of all electric light me! I thought you had a twenty. mit. but if you think that Providence ere«l but four ice plants in the coun one to another." rest of us, and I found out afterward “Past and Present,” with frequent use plants, which those who know the busi Thanks! One five will do.—Philadel is willing to grow potatoes for your try, all of them In the south. In llMK) "How?” ness always estimate. They prove the phia Press. hail had dinner together. 1 was called of the term in other papers. benefit on the dry plains of India the number had Increased to 787, not “Well, nt tlie beginning of married to San Francisco the next dav by the expensiveness of that particular utili you're blanker fools than I take you Including firms that made ice for them Literally. life tlie liusbnnd holds it; then it gently illness of my own father anil never re for.” The demand for potatoes ceased. selves, and not more than half of them In all but eleven of the fifty-two ty and explain why so many municipal "I suppose,” said the supercilious and unobtrusively pusses to the wife, are In the south. turned to the place where I had spent states and territories the male outnum electric light plants have been failures. stranger in town, “your city has bad anil he never gets It back again.” —Kansas City Star. The election "barker” Is peculiar to “lie Wan My Commander." bers the female population. These states so many pleasant days. 1 wrote to my Its ups and downs notwithstanding its "She keeps it forever?” While General Sherman lived in New French soil. At critical moments in a are along the Atlantic seaboard. Cali friend, however, and received two or present prosperity.” “Oh, no; the baby gets It next.” King Hole* Family. York he occupied one night each week candidate’s speech the “barker” puts three replies, then my letters were re fornia contains the greatest excess of “Yep,” replied the resident cheerful It is not generally known that on the proscenium box on tlie south side him out by Imitating a dog, and a real men, the recorded number being 156,- ascending the throne King Edward ly; “still got ’em—streets being torn Growing Suspicion*. turned to me. of the stage of Daly's theater. It was ly good man at the business Is worth “I wonder who It was that snid po » • » » 600; Minnesota comes second with 113,- became guardian of his grandchildren, up and old buildings being torn down." called "Sherman's box.* The gentl.* good money at such times. Half a doz — Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. liteness doesn’t cost anything.” said German who played the bass viol en of them In Paris earn enough at “Two or three years passed, when I 586, Texas third 100,600 and Pennsylva the parents' right being superceded. Farmer Corntossel. This arrangement was established by ilia fourth with 106,007. whispered to Ills fellow musicians that election times to last them for a year. received a letter from my friend ’ s moth Deceptive. “Don't you believe it?” law nearly 200 years ago, and tlie Brother Eugene, the monk who re “Dey oughter pass a law,” said Hun the general's tobacco Juice was dost lov "Well, I have my doubts. Whenever er, stating that her husband in a fit of It is not generally known that, size right was frequently exercised by the gry Higgins, nursing his leg, "ter cum- ing Ills tlddle. Th«* old soldier spat in cently left New Melleray (la.) monas auger hail turned my friend out of the I go to town and some strnnger Is es for size, a thread of a spider silk is de Georges, who had a way of quarreling pel people ter call deir dogs be appro a sort of spray that sprinkled things in tery after spending twenty-three years pecially polite to me 1 always feel ns home mmiii after I left the place and had the neighborhood of the big fiddle. in solitude, subsisting on vegetables cidedly tougher than a bar of steel. An with their sons. No member of the priate names.” if it was liable to cost me anywhere disinherit««! her, bidding her never to royal family may marry without the "Wot’s de matter now?” inquired “Why dou't you complain to Mr. anil rising from bls liaril bed at 2 a. m. from $1 to |75, accordin’ to how much disgrai'e the home again by darkening ordinary thread will bear the weight of king's consent: otherwise th«* marriage Daly?” asked the lender of the or In order to sing matins, has been I happen to have.”—Washington Star. itedoont, The letter, which was blotted three grains. This is just alsiut 50 per is «old. The act governing tills matter Dusty Rhoads. "Why, a woman down de road said chestra. "Complain of Cheneral Sher granted a patent on a tailboard fasten cent stronger than a steel threa«l of the was passed at the Instigation of with tears, went «ill to say that they If I didn’t git out o’ her yard she'd call man? Never! He was my commander ing for wagons. Brother Eugene is same thickness. Vanadi um. George HI. in consequence of his had never heard from tlie daughter ex Fido. O' course I luffed. Den she in the war und I vonld no«l comblain now a resident of Dubuque, being Vanadium does not melt in a bent of brothers marrying subjects. Chicago called Fido, and Fido didn't do a t'ing. if he spkl efery nide tn my face!" was known to the world as Joseph B. Gra less than 2,000 degree* F., Is not nf cept through others and that she had According to the Baltimore Sun, it is Tribune. ham. He was a big brindle bull!”—Chicago the reply.___________ __ fected by any acid, and Increasing, as sank lower and lower until she was said that in serious cases ofthedrinking Tribune. The Irish language is above all oth A Choice af Hymn*. it does, tlie ductility of copper, it Is nothing but an outcast. Her husband habit the average duration of life is A Case In Point. ers the language of lovers. You may When the English troops in South very valuable to the makers of elec was «lying of consumption, and now he alsiut fifteen years; the duration of life A “Bird’* Anyway. “Jobbers was thrown from his wheel find in French or Spanish or Italian su Africa were daily expecting the an trical appliances, but the price being bitterly repented of his treatmentof his Mrs. Spenders—That's what I call a perlatives or diminutives of endear- nouncement of a peace settlement with among moderate peritslieal inebriates is this morning, but he plucklly arose and n pound, It Is almost prohibitive. ' daughter, and he could not die until "duck ” of a bonnet. remounted. ” alsiut nineteen years. Iment, but you will never find anything the Boer leaders, a worthy dean tele- she had lieen brought home and he had "Indeed? Well, that's a case of Mr. Spenders—Yes? I’d call it a “pel i so soft, so sweet, so subtle, so sad and graphed to Lord Kitchener from the asked her forgiveness. She liegged me Roman Roiera. Tourist traffic has more than doublid man's not knowing when lie's well ican.” sometimes so rapturously extravagant Orange River Colony, saying, “As I am Mrs. Spenders—A "pelican?" A boxer of ancient Rome would have to find her and restore her to them. in Syria during the last ten years. At off.”—Richmond Dispatch. ¡as you will find In the Irish language. the acting chaplain and conducting di Mr. Spenders—Yes; on account of the laughed contemptuously nt the stig i ‘1 don’t care how low she has fallen, present alsiut 750 foreign tourists, ex vine service in many camps tomorrow, Art. Not Nature. Aptly Termed. size of the bill.—Philadelphia Press. gestion that be should use gloves in tell her mother has always loved her, may I ask If the hymn ‘Peace, Perfect clusive of pilgrims, are conducted. I Madge After she's painted her face A farm«** In a tlissl district, watching his boxing matches. To make his and I want her to come home. I have Peace,' would not be a most appropri bls mortgaged house and barn fall over blows more effective it was the cus The records left by the Phoenicians, she always looks In tlie glass. ate one to give out to be sung?” Aud For a quarter of a century no new and float down the river, remarked. heard that yon were a member of the | Marjorie — So that ’ s one girl who does tom to bold in eacli hand a heavy hall Assyrians and ancient Persians show the great “K.” wired back, "Please of metal. With liis fist thus weighted Salvation Army, anil if anytssiy can houses have been built in the Sussex “That represents my floating indebted that among all those nations the use not hold the mirror up to nature.— yourself, but I think ‘Onward, Chri*- Smart Set ( England ) village of Slindon. find her you can. Bring her to me, for ness.” nearly every blow I-ronglit blood. of perfumes was very comuiou. 1 tian Soldier!' quite as good.” BANDON RECORDER.