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BANDON RECORDER. POLLY LARKIN have bananas in quantities on baud all the time, and I insist ou my patients, particularly if they are guttering with any stomach trouble, in eating them freely. The more the better. Many don’t care for them at all at first, but they soon grow to be very fond of them. Children nearly always crave them, and they can have all they want when I am around.” Tbislittle banana story of the physician’s is no fairy tale, for Polly happens to know the patient who dined off of thirty-six bananas a day. NEW SHORT STORIES TOADS IN FOLKLORE. Chutnuruph Led to CaHnet. Sicilltiii Superstition Concern in* the I tfly Little Creatures. FACTS IN FEW LINES CHOICE MISCELLANY Home Hemarkable Soldier«. Gardenias are the fashionable flower The most remarkable body of sol of tbe season in New Y’ork. The toad has a prominent place in The Chine»«* bride Wear* Red. diers in the world is Company C, Third The highest mountain ¡leak iu Colo folklore. We find the ugly little crea Red Is the nuptial color In China. The ture distinguished In popular tradition, rado is Sierra Blanca, which is 14,483 regiment, the national guards of Min coolies that curry the bride in her litter nesota, stationed at Duluth. Every and that iu Its most permanent prov feet high. llelpiug others along life’s pathway are dressed In red, and they bear a member of this fine company is thor ince, in local worship and belief. The The ivory market shows signs of a is the keynote to genuine happiness. dwarf orange tree loaded with fruit survival is so strange In itself and so steady decrease, and tbe extinction of oughly familiar with the military drills and coin. Tlie bride's compartments We are never more satisfied or cheerful well fitted to Illustrate the primitive the supply is feared. of every nation and could fall into the are finished in red trimmings, presents iu this work-a-day world than when we character of fairy mythology that it France annually produces about 143,- ranks and fill all the requirements of a are carried ou red trays, the banners feel or are conscious of having extended may be accorded particular attention. 299,000 pounds of chocolate ami bon well drilled and disciplined soldier of borne In the procession are originally a helping hand, spoken the encourag According to the statements of Dr. bons In aiiout equal quantities. any land. crimson, which are brightened by ths ing word at the right time or helped to G. l’ltre, contained In his excellent ac The picking of the raisin and straw When the company was stationed at rosy glow of the lanterns. Red umbrel «««« count of Sicilian tradition, the faith of berry crops in California Is almost en make a life clouded with grief or shad las are carried, and illuminated signs Chattanooga during tbe Spanish-Amer that island still recognizes supernatu I have only space to answer one let tirely In the hands of the Chinese. blaze In color. The canopy Itself is owed by misfortune brighter and more ican war, it gained the well earned rep ral beings known as donne di fuora decorated according to the wealth and hopeful. Home times we see through a ter from the query box this week. Lawton, Okla., six months old, has utation of being tbe best drilled com (ladies from abroad), also entitled pat the taste of the bride's family. A poor glass darkly, our thoughts are troubled “Constance” says she is known among ronesses of the house, who have at 7,000 inhabitants, 188 lawyers. 45 sa pany of all tlie 70,000 troops In camp. woman is carried to her wedding feast and we are completely at sea as to what her family and friends as a “crank.” tributes in common with the fairies of loons, 27 gambling dens and 4 schools. Since then the company has taken up in a plain chair painted red. If ths our next step shall tie. We query as to Hhe says she knows she is queer und Mosquitoes are fond of anything blue. England. Like the latter, during the the drills of other nations, both ancient family has wealth or rank, the palan whether it would be best to follow out odd in her ways, but she cannot help nighttime they enter houses, where That is a scientific discovery that is and modern, and has become marvel quin is very ornate, decorated with our first Impulse or whether solier sec furnishing an argument tor changing they expect to find everything In order. it, that it lias been natural from her ously expert All the various drills of dragon beads. The Chinese skill In ond thought is best. We must hand Among mortals they have their favor the color of the United States army childhood. Hhe has not tried to culti the company are held in the uniforms working silk or gold cord Is displayed shirt. ites and enemies. Fortune is consid In an artistic manner. When the bride over an article for the typo. What vate it, for it is a source of great grief of tlie soldiers of tbe country which the Farthing breakfasts, consisting of ered to result from their kindness, appears, she wears a red veil, and the shall it be? What shall we write about, and annoyance to her. What can she coffee, bread and butter and jam. are troops are supposed to represent, and to sickness and poverty from their perse letters to her ancestors, whose blessing for all our thoughts have gone aglim- do to make herself less objectionable to now being provided by tbe Salvation make these costumes historically cor cution. Is Invoked, are written on red paper. mering? We are open to suggestions, her friends.” It is a peculiar feature of their habits Army for |ioor children iu Newcastle, rect the company has expended over The bride generally wears a crown but no one seems to thinks it worth »»»» $3,000. Lieutenant C. Josten is the that they visit the domicile not on any England. adorned with tinsel and mock Jewels, while to give the suggestion that would 1 had you in mind, “Constance,” T. L. Carter, one of Mosby’S men. originator of the scheme, and he de evening indifferently, but only on an idea which is much more prevalent make the way open for a clearer vision when I told you of the friend with the Thursday, making their entrance by has his name on the monument in hon serves great credit for the admirable in Sweden.—Woman’s Home Compan and would unravel the thoughts that the keyhole or by cracks of doors. If or of dead Confederates at Front Roy manner in which he has disciplined his alabaster box filled with love and ion. day surprises them before they leave al. He is now postmaster at Orange tnen. are pent up and refuse to come at your goodwill for others and no thought of Each military number is preceded by tlie cottage, they change into toads and Court House, Va. bidding. Then comes a friend who has self, in the first part of this article. A Military Order In Emergency. a bugler and a standard bearer carry iu this state remain until the following British fruit growers are adopting the Captain Verne M. Bouvie, who raised not forgotten you, one of those whole- Hay you are “eccentric” rather than a eve, when they are once more at liber Idea of covering their crops with paper ing the flag or standard of the nation and commanded a company in an Ohio souled, lieautiful characters whose great “crank,” for that is a hard word to be ty to resume their proper shape of sheets during tlie cold nights. A small represented nnd blowing the bugle call regiment in the Spanish-American war, est pleasure is in doing for others. stow on oneself or friends. It is calcu beautiful women. During the interval outlay in labor and paper results iu of the different nations as they fall in told of a very unusual order he heard lated to warp the very sweetness out line. The costumes—they can hardly be the toad is sacred, because it is Impos considerable saving in the long run. given by an officer of a Missouri regi Polly has just such a friend, and she of the essence of life. No one likes to called uniforms—of many are rich silk sible to be sure that any particular In the work of restoring the Ara ment at Camp Meade. believes inspeakingall the g<ssl words, be called a “crank.” We are all eccen one uiay not In reality be tbe lady of Coell church at Rome the famous mu and satin handsomely embroidered.— “The Missourian's company was com the house. ral frescoes of Pinturlcchlo have been Strand. ing down a muddy road,’’ said Captain doing all the little kindly acts and giv tric in one way or another, no one is Legends abound in which is related completely ruined, several large nails ing unstinted praise to her friends and exempt, so you do not stand alone iu Bouvie, “and presently they came to a German Army Method«. lie Won tlie Governor. tlie reward or punishment consequent having been driven into them. place where only two abreast could others while they are with us and can that. Now try filling the little alabas At Oldenburg the corporals recently Here is :i lira nil new story about the upon tlie good or ill treatment of a Fri Before long it is probable that the pass. The company was In a column appreciate the g<xxl words instead of ter box in your heart with love ami bluff and hearty ex Governor Hogg of day toad. On this day, therefore, the were ordered by their officer to throw of fours, and the problem of getting waiting until death lias claimed them goodwill for one and all and see if you Texas Tlie ex governor is one of the usually unpopular animal is safe from dogs as well as tbe daughters of rich themselves upon the ground and to eat and fashionable folk may be sent to them past puzzled their commander and then breaking the little alabaster do not gain the desired result. new millionaires of the Beaumont oil abuse and secure of attention, more Paris to finish off their education. A grass like cattle. Moreover, the men completely. The correct order was box filled to overflowing with the mem field, lie made early investments there especially if it chance to belong to a school for dogs has been established In obeyed. This extraordinary fact was ■Right, by twos.' After some hesita ory of the good deeds they have wrought disclosed in the German reiebstag, to and has reaped a rich harvest. At the species possessing a particular arrange that city. tion he shouted peremptorily: BRIEF REVIEW.* gether with others equally remarkable, bote) nt Beaumont his particular waiter ment of the cuticle reminiscent of a here, the beauty of their character in Systematic inquiries Into the present “ ‘Gee round that puddle!" was one George, it sable skinned gentle lady’s head of hair. Any person who condition of bird life in Missouri bring which show the methods adopted by every-day life, their mercy and com “The company bad evidently been A City Fuel Oil Pipe System. man of numerous accomplishments. occupies himself with folklore becomes to light tin- surprising discovery that our German friends who are so horri better drilled than their commander, passion for others, etc. How memory accustomed to remarkable survivals, within the last fifteen years Insectivo fied at "our methods of barbarism." Delivering fuel oil to houses and fac for they broke into a column of twos. can unfold its scroll and the good words Another officer, at Breslau this time, yet it does excite astonishment to find rous birds have decreased 62 per cent When they had passed the water, I lis which would have fallen like so many tories just as gas and water are deliv tore tbe buttons off a private’s coat on so perfect an Illustration of prehistoric and game birds 80 per cent. ered now, through pipe systems, is one tened eagerly for the next command. pearls to the quiet sleeper had they a Sunday morning not long ago. Next thought in central Europe of the twen All Britisli military convicts who After some delay the officer shouted been uttered before death rang down of the schemes which is said to have tieth century.—International Monthly. tbe officer made the man stand nearly liave been sentenced to penal servitude sharply: the curtain and would have encour* been promoted by the latest oil discov naked while be was beaten over the for sleeping at their posts have had " ‘Twos Inter fours, right smart; aged them, are now but a hollow mock eries in the United States. According head with Iris trousers. His clothes Lack of Tact. their sentences commuted to lighter git!’ ’’ ery. The alabaster box is filled with to report, a purchase oiler has been There are many very good people, ones. These military offenses are now were then ripped into pieces so that he could have the opportunity of resewlng people of irreproachable character, who being met by lighter sentences. bitterness to the friends who loved the made for one of the city water works Electric Shock«. them. When this latter was done, the are never liked because of their want It Is generally supposed that electric one who is gone. Close it up; they with the view of closing it for water pur The vegetarian novelties in hats and clothes were agaiu cut, and the man of tact. They are hospitable and like tc bonnets in Ixindon include tbe substi shocks at 500 volts will invariably wonder if you have known all this in poses and reopening it for the oil busi entertain, but they ask known enemies tution of the rosy red tomato and tbe had to sew them up a second time. prove fatal, but that such is not the the past wliy you did not speak before ness. The present reservoir, which will A private in one of tbe rifle battalions to a little family dinner. They expose Hower of tlie French bean for the wing hold about 20,000,000 gallons, is to be case was proved the other day by a when it would have brought the light who appeared unshaven was taught a all their little household economies to member of the Institution of Electric of happiness into the eyes that have converted into an oil tank, and the and other animal decorations now com courteous lesson l»y his officer. »This their guests. They never "spoil a story monly used oil ladies’ beadgear. al Engineers, who stated that even closed in their long sleep. Too late. mains are to be used for carrying the oil gentleman exclaimed. "You pig. I’ll for relation’s sake.” If guests are oi with wetted boots he had stood on the An Essex (England) clergyman, ex shave you.” and proceeded to tear out at a minimum cost to consumers. It different religions or politics, they in rails of the City and South London What good is your alabaster box? Why would only lie necessary to turn on the troduce tbe subjects and give most de periencing a difficulty iu obtaining tbe tbe hair with a penknife. Another of railway, sat on the live conductor and didn't you reveal the treasures it held? water cock to get as much oil as a con cided views which do not convince and services of a liell ringer, has evolved a ficer who came up at tbe time thought The one to whom they lielonged you slapped the running rnlls with bare sumer needed, and a meter would keep only irritate. A lady is told that lier device whereby, with the aid of the the lesson too mild, so he lighted a bands. lie further said that, provided have defrauded. You failed to give electric current, lie rings bis own bells match and held it flaming under the lint is unbecoming or a man that he the day were dry and the skin not them their due in time. Oh, the mis account of the amount supplied, thus by pressing buttons in the vestry. man’s chin and cheeks.—Pearson’s made a laid speech. They never have aflording, it is thought, the most perfect moist, it was quite safe for the aver fortune of it. Why are we so prone to Some of tlie out and out New York Weekly. any appreciation of the fitness of age person to handle live wires. One keep the kind, loving and encouraging system of fuel oil distribution iu the chappies have taken to wearing tbe things. man fell on a cable carrying a current words to ourselves instead of liestowing world. The oil would lie pumped from monocle, which ut present is in greater Plngponir Punch. Tact is of great importance if one of 5,000 volts and escaped with only a Pingpong punch, says tbe Philadel them on our friends when we have one of the oil fields to the reservoir, and would be agreeable or retain friends. A favor than ever among London dandles. few burns. Another man was rendered from this, from natural pressure, with man without tact can never exert a Eastern opticians notice an apprecia phia Record, is tbe very newest thing unconscious by a two thousand volt them with us? Why is it that when out pumping, it would be distributed to strong influence. He can never become ble increase In tlie demand for single In soda water fountain concoctions. It they are gone hence and the seal of current, but was soon restored unhurt. has been Introduced in one of Chestnut all points of consumption in the city. a great leader. Tact is needed iu every glasses. A one hundred volt current has been death has been placed upon their lips The Bank of Netherlands Is now street’s big soft drink emporiums and calling in life.—Philadelphia Ledger. known to cause death, but such a case that we can think of so many beautiful With the reported money interests lending $5.000.000 less than it did a Is already popular. Speaking of this al is quite a rare occurrence. — London things, and the best of it is that they backing the project, this would seem to year ago. the Bank of Italy $6,650,000 literative beverage the other day. the I.onic Island Peculiarities. Globe. “I’ZE YOVH WAJTAH NOW, BAH." are true. Everyone’s memory contains be entitled to rather more than passing less, tbe Austro-Hungarian bank $17.- white coated young man behind tbe The class in geography in one of the interest. George is a model waiter. The govern this little alabaster box, and theyshould ■150,000 less, tlie Imperial German bank counter said: “The pingpong punch Decidedly t’nrea.onabte, or valued him highly. Each day at din Brooklyn schools was being examined $16,450,000 less and the Bank of Spain was bound to come sooner or later, so Clara—Men are the most impatient make it one of the rules of life to see tlie other day when the teacher asked: Where English Clubs Diller. ner George received from the governot we took time by tlie forelock and stole creatures. Harry knows that I have an that the key is never lost, but tiiat it “What are some of the natural pe $25,000,000 less. A point which strikes American vis Ills tip, $1 George reveled in wealth, culiarities of Long Island?” The Four Hours’ Sleep society is the a march on our rivals. It’s the name offer from Mr. Oldcbap, who is Just is ready at all times to give fortli its lie was tlie envied of all the other wait roiling in wealth, yet Harry is Just as gems of goodwill, admiration and ap itors to London about English clubs is Tlie pupils indulged In some heavy latest tiling in associations, and it is that counts, you know. The Ingredi ers. He was tbe happy possessor of a unreasonab.e and babyish as if he preciation. There need tie no fear of its the social aspect of them and the almost thiuking. but none responded. Sudden Chicago bred. The members argue that ents? Well, they consist of tbe Juice “good tiling." thought I reaily cared for that old gray ever being depleted or left empty. It complete absence of the business side. ly a fat boy with a red face who had more than four hours’ sleep Is unnec of a lemon, n dash of bitters, a glass of One day when tbe governor entered head. Harry Is so ugly about it that is one of those things in life that is like At the Manhattan or the Knicker been shifting uneasily about in his seat essary, ami they pledge themselves not apple cider, n fresh egg and a spoonful the dining room a strange darky stood to liave more and to bring up their chil of powdered sugar. That is well sha he won't do me the smallest favor. a clear sparkling spring pouring its crys bocker, on the other hand, the business behind his chair. “Where’s George?” received an inspiration. ken, poured Into a tall glass aud filled dren on the same plan. Mother—What did you ask Harry to "I know. ” lie exclaimed, raising Ills tal waters from the fern-clad crevice in side prevails. The majority of mem asked the governor brusquely. Tbe new do? Chinese spades from British horse up with sparkling soda from the foun hand. bers do not drop in merely to read the waiter bowed low. "I’ze youh waitah Clara—1 merely asked him to wait the rock yet never giving forth less. "Well, what are they?” encouraged shoes sounds like an absurd statement, tain. It lias caugiit on Immediately, papers, hear the latest story and play now, salt,” lie said softly. “But where’s and be my second busband.—New York The supply is unfailing. but tlie fact is that shiploads of old but anything with a name like that the teacher. billiards or bridge, as over here. They George?” again asked the governor. Weekly. horseshoes leave London for China. All would.” «««« “ Why. ” said the fat boy, with a tri Again his new retainer assured him, Well, to make a long story short, this go in most cases to meet a man about “I’ze youh waitah now.” Tbe governor umphant look around, “on the south these come back to London In the form A l.ruion In Economy, lie Knew It. “a deal,” to talk over the business of side you see tlie sea and on the north of spades, having been so transformed A sound If laughing lesson in the lit He was being gently chaffed about dear little friend of Polly’s is one of the day and discuss the business of the looked up from his newspaper sharply, side you hear the sound.” by the ingenious natives. tle economies of life is conveyed by bis stammering. He took the badinage those who never lock the alaliaster box morrow, or to read up the financeof the lie was somewhat mystified and with Dr. V. G. Simkovitcb, who has charge n recent French comedy, of which He was moved up to the bead of the increasing emphasis demanded to know of her heart. The good deeds, the kind with customary good nature. class ou general principles.—New York of tlie literary treasures of Columbia Emile Faguet gives an account, with papers. The result is that when an where George was, anyhow. “T-t-that’s r-rlght, b-b-b-boys!” he acts, the encouraging words, come so university, has purchased for the li a few extracts, in tbe Journal des De Times. American becomes a member of an "Well, you see, sab, ” began tbe new smiled. “I’m a s-s-stammerer all right fast that she would never be able to brary an early Italian manuscript of bats. A certain private secretary was comer with some hesitation, “ Gawge English club he hardly ever uses it, be Wh-wh-whyl Wh-when I w-w-w-w- keep them pent up. The other day Ko Place For Klaa«, great value, containing the epistles of wa— When I w-ant vinegar for m-m- here she came with a bundle of ideas cause its ways do not appeal to him. and 1 was out Ins' night playing craps. An American battleship once liad a St. Jerome, believed to have been made in the lialrit of getting small tips as doorkeeper. He was asked as to bis my s-s-s salad, I c-c-call for s-s-sweet and sentiments and a score of different He would say that there was nothing Gawge went broke. I won his pile. visit from tlie king of Italy. The gor during the ninth century. Then”—here his voice dropped lowet total income. cider, and it's v-vinegar b-b-by the going on. geous apparel of the king and his suit, An electric street car system has articles that were filled with golden and his manner was confidential—“he “Well. I get 150 francs a month as tl-tlme I g-g-get it!” — San Francisco splendid in gold lace and decorations, been In operation in Liverpool for some words. How interesting they were and put you up ag’in $3, and I won. So I’ze secretary.” Bulletin. filled the sailors with awe. During the years. Now a movement has been First Woman Doctor oi Laws. youh waitah.” “But how much do you tudke out of what a help when the brain getscloudy, inspection one of tbe magnificent mem started to do away with it. Petitions, Miss E. Temple Orme has become the A Lo»s Dlnae:. as it is sure to do sometimes and the hers of the suit stepped backward and signed by nearly all tlie influential peo your work ns doorkeeper?” Not So Bad. "Oh. 10 sous a day on tbe average.” During the hard drinking days in thoughts are afar oil'and refuse to come first woman LL. I), of London Univer Senator Murk Hanna and a friend disappeared. No one missed him. and ple of the city, have been filed with "Only so little?” Scotland a country friend, calling at back at my bidding. There were hints sity. Miss Orme's success is all the there were no witnesses to bis misad the municipal authorities asking that were talking of tbe chances for a fight “But. you see, one can live very well the door of Lord Ilermand’s bouse in galore to bring my truant mind back to more remarkable inasmuch as she did venture save a weather beaten tar, who the system lie abolished. on the bill granting relief to Cuba when in Paris on 10 sous a day. It Is only Edinburgh at 4 o’clock in the after the place of duty. Her friends love her, not prepare for the examination in the that measure reached the senate. Tbe leaned against the rail with a grin oi Tbe Gold Coast government is en tbe 150 francs a month on which you noon. was informed by the servant that for she does so many gracious little acts usual manner. She took up the study friend was doubtful of the outcome of huge enjoyment on his face. At last he deavoring to win volunteers for its cannot live!” the Judge was at dinner. went up to the officer of the deck and Maxim gun detachments. As a big in with a modesty that is rare and she is a of law by correspondence, and in this the fight. “But I thought bls lordship did not said, as he jerked his thumb over his ducement it lias offered to give any “ You know, ” lie said, “ that Senator manner went througli the entire course, stranger to all the little vices under the It Sobered Him. dine till 5 o’clock.” Burrows of Michigan is against the shoulder, “One of them kings fell down member a military funeral, a distinc The village of Waverly, W. Va., uses "No more he does,” said the servant, category of malice, enviousness and a from jurisprudence to international law. tbe batch, sir." — Lippincott ’ s Magaziue. tion greatly coveted by the natives. bill.” an empty ten foot oil tank as a lockup "but this is yesterday’s dinner!” score of other vices that take up their Miss Orme is anxious that her example Practically (lie offer is. “Join tbe de for the occasional drunk and disorderly "Yes, I heard so.” responded Mr. abode in many a person’s breast. should be followed by other girls, and Hanna. Queer. tachment and we’ll bury you.” person. One was hustled Into it a day Forethonght. Wherever she goes she carries sunshine that a greater int rest be manifested in “Life insurance people are queer.” “He says li^gMll fight it to the last Krupp, the great manufacturer of "Why, 1 didn’t know you had weak with her and is welcome lioth at home legal studies. “If women entered seri second,” conl^Hil the doleful friend. observed the man with the incandes cannon, lias lately completed a number or two ago. and then the tank was rolled about by a crowd of villagers, eyes. Mortimer!” exclaimed bls very and abroad. ously into the study of law,” she says, “He does, tin” queried Hanna mus cent beard. of paper fleldpiecea for tbe use of the while others beat violently upon It best girl. “ Are they? ” asked the man who 1» “no doubt the legal profession would in ingly. «««« German Infantry. Their caliber is a lit "I haven’t," returned Mortimer ear Introduced at this point for the pur tle less than two inches, and the pieces with clubs. Two hours later the un “Yes, to the last second.” You hear so frequently that bananas time be opened to them just as medicine happy prisoner was released, much nestly. "I have come to ask your fa "Well, that is not so bad.” said Han pose of leading up to tbe next line. are so light Hint one soldier can easily ther for your hand tonight, and it Is a are among the most indigestible of our has been. "Yes. First they convince you that carry one. lint the resistance Is greater bruised and quite sober. na. “Burrows Is a great tighter, and he state prison offense to strike a person fruits. They should be eateu sparingly probably will fight this bill to the last you may die within a week in order to than that of a fleldpiece of steel of Famous Malin Horseradish. Hoodooed by Klpllns, wearing glasses In the eye.”—Brooklyn by the most healthy, and by children get you to apply for a policy, and then the same caliber. second, but no longer.” In “Captains Courageous” Kipling Eagle. and invalids with delicate stomachs not they must convince themselves that The little town of Malin, in Bohemia, Professoi Goldberg has discovered iu you will live a hundred years before western Norway a viking tomb con mentioned by name about twenty ves at all. “That is an old-fashioned no produces ihe finest horseradish in the Solemn. I»ut He Smoked. sels of tbe fishing fleet at Gloucester. Xo Taste For Mathematics. they will issue It ” — Baltimore Ameri tion, Polly,” said one of our physicians world. Malinjborseradish is known all Not long ago a bishop of stately mien taining the remains of a woman, a Since tbe publication of the volume ev "How many times did you vote in recently. “I believe the much de and sanctimonious expression went to can. complete set of arms and the skeleton ery one of tlie twenty has gone down, over Europe, and one of the Depart the recent election?” of n horse, which has excited intense and tbe fishing folk say that tbe ves nounced banana is one of the finest and ment of Agriculture at Washington has n small country town in England to The prisoner was silent The Small Boy’s Plan. lecture, arriving early in the afternoon interest in tin* learned world aud is sels were hoodooed. The last of the Ill most healthy fruits we have. I had a been successful in obtaining a large "Answer the question! How many “Willie,” slie said, “If you eat any patient who went to specialists in Han number of cuttings of the iiest variety anil being nt once spotted by the In more of those preserves I’ll give you a pronounced tlie first discovery of Its fated boats—the Amy Knight and tbe times did you vote?” kind, notwithstanding that the old Prince Lebo were sunk In recent big “Marse Tom,” pleaded the prisoner, Francisco and she was informed that of tills famous plant, which aretobedis- habitants ns something particularly whipping." sages speak often of women warriors. storms. addressing the Judge, "ain’t you know she had peritonitis and only an opera tributed among the growers of this great nnd saintly. He went into a “You wouldn’t whip a sick boy, chemist's shop and In a tone that froze The Frenchman’s weakness for gov me long enough ter know dat I don’t tion would save her. Hhe dreaded the country. would you?" lie asked pathetically. the young blood of the assistant said, ernment situations is shown by the Why They Didn’t Laash. know nuttfn' 'tall 'bout ’rithmetlcs?"— operating table, as nearly everybody “Of course not.” “Young man, do you smoke?” “Y-yes, fact that for twenty vacant posts as A breach of promise case was being Atlanta Constitution. “ Then I ’ ll ent enough to make me else does, and finally came to me for Every horse in the Britisli army is sir.” replied tlie trembling youth. "I'm office guardians, caretakers, porters, tried In Savannah, Mo., a few days advice liefore submitting to the opera numbered and has a little history kept sorry. But 1 learned tbe habit young, sick.”—Chicago Post. etc., at the prefecture de la Seine there ago, and some rather “gushy” letters How Japanese Sleep. , were no fewer than 7,000 applications, were about to be read. Judge Burns The Japanese never sleep with the tion. I took her case and put her on a for it all to itself. The numlier is brand and I haven’t been able to get rid of it If a boy is perfectly healthy and nor bead to the north. This is because the diet of nothing but bananas and water. ed upon the animal’s hind feet—the yet." “Then.” said tbe great divine, mal, a quart of raisins which he is and 35,800 applications were received showed some Intimate knowledge of dead in Japan are always buried with No tea or coffee, chocolate or cocoa or thousands on the near hind foot and t lie without tlie movement of a muscle or gi ven to stone will dwindle to n half for 320 vacancies among the office feminine nature by announcing before the head In that position. In the sleep even milk. The first day she ate sev units, tens and hundreds on the of! hind the abatement of one shade of the sw- pint before lie Is through.-Atchison sweepers All these candidates were hand that if any woman laughed aloud Jal solemnity of Ids voice, “you cm tell recommended by municipal councilors, he would fine her “the price of a new ing rooms of many of the private eral bananas, and before the week was foot. Globe. ae where I can get a good cigar.” deputies, senators and even ministers. bat." Not a slnale in ugh was heard. bouses and of hotels a diagram of the out she ate thirty-six bananas in one Uncle William was visiting his mar points of the compass is posted upon day. They were not your little, scrub Ilin Position In Politic«. Office of the Lnnaa. The greatest bay in the world is that the celling for the convenience of Conarrea« Waters. "He's going in for politics. Wouldn’t ried niece in tlie city. At luncheon one “What Is the office of the lungs?" a by, green ones, either, but big, ripe, lus of Bengal. Measured in a straight lire of tbe courses consisted of chickeu cro guests. United States senators are supplied cious bananas. One would be consid from the two inclosing peninsulas its he make a splendid diplomat though?” quettes, the contents of which were teacher asked a stunII pupil In a class with bottled mineral waters at govern “What? Why. he’s a deaf mute.” in physiology. Halifax leads all Atlantic ports in ths ered a meal by most persons. Hhe extent is about 420,000 square miles. ment expense. Nearly every commit "Exactly Just think bow easy It doubly disguised In “green things.” "The chest. ” she promptly replied. shipment of apples to Europe this sea i could have all the hot or cold water tee room has something like a bar at would be for him to be absolutely Uncle William dug into one and took “ And. ” said the teacher, telling tbe a mouthful. His comment was: "Gosh! son. The figures show that the Fur-! she wanted to drink, and she indulged After one womau has convinced a dumb when It was expedient” •tory, “I guess she was somewhat near tachment It is usually in one corner, ness, Allan and Donaldson lines of, freely in this beverage, which neither man that she would die for him he lie "Yes. but then he could never talk Hash!”_______________ right for the lungs certainly do busi behind a screen and next to the wash Ex soldiers will In future be employ ness I d tbe chest”—Milwaukee Senti bowl. The bottles of fizz water are sup Steamers have carried since the gather- ' intoxicates nor leaves you with a dark gins to look vaguely around to see if without showing his hand.”-Philadel ed ns clerks in all departments of the nel. ing of the fruit crop a total of 187,555 brown taste in your mouth in the morn there are any more. plied by colored messengers, who bring phia Record. Britisli war office. Preference will be barrels of apples. In addition many ing. Hhestayed at the sanitarium three them in buckets of Ice, like champagne. When a sick man no.lces that his glieii to such ns possess first class cer shipments were sent via St John, weeks and went home a well woman. A farmer near Urbana, N. Y„ found The excuse for the expense is tbe poor Man was made to mourn, but prot«a- wife curls her hair only Just before tbe tificates of education or have been In Montreal and Boston, so that the total Hhe was never better in her life, and bly it was never intended that he should doctor comes, tie Is not sick enough to valided from active service by wound! l eighty mice which had made nests in quality of the Potomac water. After a shipments from Nova Scotia this year the fleece of Ills sheep. The sheep did rain It Is dark brown In color and im be dangerous Atchison Glolie. • she owes It all to her diet of liananas. I spend so much of his time at it. or sickness. Will exceed 200/XX) barrels. not seem tp mind the Intruders, pregnated with soil. It is an inb resting fact tint a photo- graph of Io iel Lamont on dr. Cleve land's tuuutelpkce tn New i-irk led to the selection of that gentleman as sec retary of war iu Cleveland's lecond ad ministration. says the Washington P.,M. As the story goes, Senator Gorman was summoned from W’aslitigton to New York to confer with Mr.jCIeveland after tin- latter’s election. In he course of the conversation Mr. Cleveland ask ed Mr. Gorman to make same sugges tions us to cabinet officers Mr. Gor man naturally demurred. “I was against your nomination," lie said to Mr. Cleveland, "and so 1 think that you ought to consult with tbe men who stood by you. I certainly lave no one to recommend.” The conversation drifted to other top ics. but after awhile Mr Cleveland came l ack to the cabinet places. Mr. Gorman was then walking up and down the room. It was 2 o'clock In the morning. "If I w as to be president of tbe Unit ed States,” said Mr. Gorman finally, “I would put tliai man in my cabinet.” As lie spoke Mr. Gorman pointed to tbe picture of Colonel I-amont which was on the mantelpiece. Mr. Cleveland laughed. "1 never thought of that." lie said. As Mr. Gor man insisted it would be a wise choice Mr. Cleveland smiled. Two days afterward Colonel Lamont was offered and accepted tile portfolio of tlie war department.
