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I LUNGS THAT ARE LAZY. week. Mrs. “J. W. K.’’ has solved the CURIOUS KOREAN CUSTOM. HIS HORSES WERE WOODEN APHORISMS. question satisfactorily for herself, a^d Their Owaers Dlaest Poorly and In misfortune even to smile Is to of But All the Same H* Ha! to Pax For her experience will doubtless be inhr- Th. Hallie ot Stone. Which Marks Catch Cold Easily. n Livery IJcenee. lleslnnlng ot New Year. fend. —Bacon. esting to others. The letter was som»- A Much Dreaded Fly. Fresh air ia a free gift, but It is Ilka As "his honor" sat on the bench from One of the most curious customs In Generosity ia tlie flower of justice. what delayed in reaching me or 1 The man eating fly of Central Amer which even banded Justice was dis most of the gifts of heaven In that we Korea marks the advent of the new —Hawthorne. must do our share of work to benefit ica inhabits the low lying coast re would have giveu It my attention year, This Is the battle with stones, Eveiy oue can master a grief but he pensed in the town of Luvilla, which by It. No one would expect to have a gions and Is much dreaded by the na- sooner. flourished way down in Florida before participated In by inhabitants of Seoul. that has it.—Shakespeare. “Do you know, Polly, I think a great tives for the fearful results which fol- • »»» the days of Greater Jacksonville, he good fire Just because a pair of bellows At a spot about a mile and a half out Nothing is more friendly to a man low its sting. Naturalists call It Lu mistake was made when they made was amazed to note among the prison hung on a nail by the chimney, but this The letter on top in the query box side the city walls, on the main road to than a friend In need.—Plautus. Is exactly what many people expect of cilia hominlvora. The average spec! ti- the tenth anniversary the tin wedding, this week comes from “Rural Prim- ers at the bar a "paleface.” the Ilan river, the people assemble by The plea of Iguorauce will never take their lungs, which are really only the men is about a third of an inch long. the twenty-fifth the silver, the fiftieth Casting the eagle eye of the law over thousands either as witnesses of or par away ^g^^esjs>usibllities.—Itutkin. bellows given us by which to keep the It has a big head, with the eyes on the gold,’* etc., said a little bride the rose.” The very name has the ring of the room, be was agitated still more to ticipants In this truly remarkable exhi Pride loud a beggar as want observe a "blled” shirt and standing fire of life burning bright and ciear top. Its cheeks are a golden yellow, other day. “Now If you ever wanted spring to it. “Rural Primrose” wants bition of w arlike good will. By previ and a great «leal more saucy.—Frank collar and that these were worn by an within us. Its abdomen dark blue with purple silverware, gold aud tinware in your to know how to make a strawberry barrel. It is the easiest thing in the ous arrangement plies of stones are In lln. bands, Its legs black. Its wings unusu It Is not too much to assert that lungs other white man. readiness, all carefully selected and of life, it ia about the time you set up properly used in a comparatively cloee ally big, and they produce a continuous world, “Primrose,” and one of the most a convenient size. Young meu think old men fools, and The marshal, being called on, explain housekeeping. Think of the first an- room will do more good than lazy lungs ■ nd loud buzzing when In motion. profitable if you are going to take beauty Without previous selection of com old men know young men to be so.- ed that one white gentleman was ar In an open field. This trick of lazy The person bitten by tbla fly gets a uiversaries being cotton, paper and and the pleasure of caring for it into Metcalf. rested by him far running a “flying batants the participants form them disease called myiasis. It generally things like that. By the time 1 am consideration. A flour barrel is good, Modesty seldom resides In a breast Jinny” without a license, and the other lungs Is a habit, like any other, and selves Into opjtosing armies, about the begins with an itching of the nose; married ten years I shall have stacks of that Is not enriched with nobler vir was his lawyer. To a man cast in a rnny be overcome by persistent effort. but a big wine cask is even better. Bore only qualification for service being ap then that organ swells and bleeds, next tinware.” “Yes,”aaldathiid party,who less heroic mold than the mayor such Many jiersoiis, for example, are afflict- parently the ability to hurl a stone at tues.—Goldsmith. It becomes ulcerated, and In these ul had had a great deal of experience in holes in the bottom of the barrel to Never be afraid of what is good. The complete smashing of all records and cd with a nervous habit of bolding the cers may be found the larva* of the fly. the blessings and adversities of married allow seepage, and alternately all the advancing forces of the enemy. At good Is always the road to what is invading of precedent would have been breath unconsciously. These are the first the stone throwing Is at long range around tlie barrel have holes about two Tlie whole face becomes swollen; ery true.—Hftmeleton. a Waterloo. A white man arrested in people who. in spite of plenty of time life, “that may be true, but if you are and a half to three inches cut. Fill it and uninteresting, but ns the throwing sipelas sets in, followed by meningitis If we could read the secret history Lavilla and a lawyer appearing to spent out of doors, yet catch cold easi continues the forces draw nearer, and and death. One man I knew, said a anything like myself, you will find that with rich loamsuitable for strawberries. of our enemies, we should And in each plead In Its court! To what are we ly, digest poorly and are always more the fight waxes fast and furious, men or less ' under the weather” physically. traveler in that country, shot himself you have worn out stacks and stacks of Any florist or farmer can tell you just inuu's life sorrow and suffering enough coming? being detailed to collect the atoues Into Many other persons—and they consti after he had been bitten rather than tinware and will herald the anniver what kind of earth is needed better Repressing all signs of such a strain to disarm all hostility.— Longfellow. heaps again or fetch fresh ammunition face the tortures he knew were cer sary of your tenth wedding, particu than Polly. Get the liest varieties of on his judicial composure, the mayor tute the great majority of mankind— for the firing line. Then the clash A Funny Laattace. tain. Cure is dlfllcult. Subcutaneous larly if your friends insist on giving announced that to fittingly mark so breathe only with the upper part of tba The native dictionary of Samoa la In great an occasion he would disregard lungs and although they may breathe injections of chloroform sometimes do you a surprise, with anything but dis strawberries, not the big coarse, beefy comes, the two bodies meet, fierce rush es nre made, stones are discarded, and good, but as often fall. One man 1 pleasure. It seems to me, however, ones that are almost tasteless, but the knives and clubs are freely used. The teresting In the light it easts upon the the calendar and take up the white regularly do not draw In sufficient air 8amoan character. I find “an Impossi man's case first. at a breath to till all the lung cells. heard of was cured by lemon Juice In that in these latter-day-times it would smaller variety that has the real straw berry flavor. In each of the holes place clash of weapons, the screams of the bility, such as an old man getting a When once the pernicious habit of jected into his blood. The lawyer demanded the Immediate be a gixxi plan to reconstruct the tin combatants, the surging mass of men. young wife.” Another word means “to discharge of the prisoner on the ground poor, shallow breathing has been bro one of the plants. Watch the little some being trampled to death, now wedding and make it read instead of runners and plant them as they are beg dellrioiiHly for fishhooks.” “Un that there was no ordinance requiring ken up.llie health undergoes suclimark- Ten Years Aro aaal How. falling, now struggling to their feet, the There is no better antidote for de- ‘tenth anniversary tin wedding,’ let it ready. Turn two or three buckets of blood flowing from numerous cuts—the welcome” Is given, “such as a visiting "flying Jinny” to pay a license and ed Improvement, there is such brighten spondency than to take a measure of be more up-to-date, for instance, ‘tenth water into the barrel every eveniug, whole goes to mnke a picture that de party that is accompanied by neither a threw the court on its “beam ends” by ing <>f tin* spirits and Improvement of your own community as it was ten wedding, granite ware.’ There might ami it Is a good idea to turn the hose picts anything but the Joy we attribute handsome man nor a pretty maid.” asking for a copy of the ordinance tin* looks, that the luxury of deep breathing Is not likely to be readily years ago and as it is today, unless not be so much fun and sport made for on the barrel occasionally, spraying off to the coming of a new year. The tight The definition of “widow” or “widow book. er" In synonymous with detached shell you live in an unrepresentative and everybody, but the gifts would be more foregone. No one had seen It in years. Many is kept up until the clang of the great fish. A good way to start the new habit la stagnant community. You will be lasting. 1 am going to a tin wedding the plants. Your strawberry barrel, if doubted if there had ever been one. A city hell tells the combatants that it Is not a joy forever, will at least amply re There are also definitions that show whispered consultation was held be to take deliberately a few minutes at likely to find the roads or the streets next week, and I wish you would tell time to return home. ward you during the summer time by considerable thought and irony. “Mean state«! Intervals and devote them to better than they were, the railroad Perhaps the most singular feature ness.” for Instance, can go no further tween the mayor and the marshal and me something to take, Polly, that will its beauty and luscious berries, and there proper breathing. If tills is done sys service, the postal service, possibly a search instituted which revealed the of the celebration Is that during the even the telegraph and the telephone lie odd and unique. The ten years’ will not be a day when you will not remaining eleven months of the year than "to climb out on your own bread book, with a brick on top of it, supply tematically, the reformer will find him service better. You will observe better bride will get a cartload of pans, coflee And all the way from pearly blossoms the Korean Is as amiable a person as fruit tree to steal your neighbor's ing the place of a missing leg of the self unconsciously breathing more and breadfruit.” Fanpuataina, like a trum more, until very sixm be is obeying na houses, more attractive grounds. The pots and the like, and 1 am anxious to to yipe fruit. can be found In any country, and by pet blown by wild lads, blown anyhow stove. people are better clad or more are well give something diflerent. Now what After looking vainly through the ture and really breathing to live. some writers the average Korean Is and all times; so conduct without con Besides the gain to the general health clad. Inside their houses you will find shall it be?” characterized as the most abject cow sideration. Popoga, to look owl eyed, book for law on “flying jinnies” his BRIEF REVIEW which comes from the habit of deep more books or, lietter. more bathrooms, honor delivered judgment as follows: »»»» ard on the face of the earth. as a person staring when food or prop better lights and better furniture. A "Ordinance No. 11 requires all keep breathing there is created a reserve But, cowards or no cowards, the erty Is being divided. "Good brown “You might get an idea from a gift I Jef.’erson’s Horses. larger proportion of children and youth ers of livery stables to pay a license of strength mid preparedness which Is still indulge, as they Korean people are receiving good training at better saw presented recently at a tin wed “Jefferson was passionately fond of have for years, In this annual warlike earth" describes an honest, unpretend $10 nnd Imposes a fine of twice the often of great service In warding off ing man. To show how difficult the acute pulmonary diseases.—Youth’s schools. All this means more than ding,” I replied. “It was a tin horn good horses, ’ writes William E. Curtis welcome of the new year. Indeed It is language Is for the stranger I may say amount for running without a license. prosperous years, It means a higher shaped like a ‘horn of plenty,’ in other in Ills new Isxik, “The True Thomas Companion. The defendant must pay both the fine legal in Korea to tight not only on that tlx* little word ta means I, we two, level of life and a stronger ambition, words, a eornueojila, and it gave forth Jefferson.” “We generally worked New Year's day, but during the first to beat with a stick, to play on a mu and the license.” The well being of the people of the the most musical and silvery notes. “But,” objected the lawyer, "this HE SIGNED HIS NAME. moon or month of the year. The cus United States Is rising higher and es The donor got the white lacey pajier mules on tie plantation, but he would tom has become a national Institution, sical iastrument, to reprove, to tatt«x>, man don't run a livery stable; he runs not ride or drive anything but a high to open a vein, to bail a cannon, to a ’flying Jinny.’ ” pecially is It diffusing Itself wider. Story of Frank Hatton When He Be sanctioned by the government and Life Is constantly becoming more com that comes for bouquets and placed it bred horse ” His overseer is quoted as patronized by the king and the nobili wash tlothing by beating and to turn came Postmaster Geaeral. “He keeps horses for hire, doesn't in the top of the horn, giving it a very a somersault.—Century. saving of Jefferson: “Bay was his fortable an<l more cheerful as well as "Frank Hatton was a great stickler he?” ty. The police attend the battles, but longer and safer, leading to better con bridy effect. Then she purchased the preference for color. He would not “Yes. but they are wooden horses. for details,” said a former representa merely to l*eep order among the specta Her Vanity. ditions for intellectual growth and HO handsomest white and delicate pink have any other. After he came to tive of congress who had been In and he charges a nickel for one ride.” tors. Fighting Is the Korean’s privi Some years ago a marble sculptor cial development.—World’s Work. carnations, with very long stems and Washington he had a tine carriage lege with the advent of each new year, "The ordinance makes no fine distinc Washington when Mr. Hatton was which were made airy and lacey with built at Monticello from a model that and be is expected to exercise that had Ills place of business on Penn ave tion. It says livery stables require a postmaster general the other day, “and Couldn't Be Mistaken. sprigs of the feathery asparagus and he planned himself. The woodwork privilege to the extent of his ability If nue neir Ninth street. A business man license. A livery stable is a place where when lie entered the cabinet In the lat lost hi» wife, and be ordered a tomb A Derbyshire squire recently invited maiden-hair. Pink satin ribbon about be would be accounted u good, country stone for her grave froo the sculptor. horses are kept for hire. It makes no ter part of Arthur’s administration he some London friends down for a little two and a half inches In width was ing, blacksmithing and painting were loving Korean.—New York Tribune. difference whether they are wooden carried this habit with him. He let it all done byhisown workmen. He bad It was to be a life size study of her. horses or ‘meat’ horses. Next case, Mr. be known among the beads of bureaus shooting. One of the sportsmen, after tied in a pretty bow ou the other end The figire was finished In due time and the plating done at Richmond. When shooting for three hours without suc Marshal.”—New York Mall and Ex and divisions that be proposed to fa IlrlKht Pupils. cess, was considerably annoyed by the and In nowise interfered with the mu- he traveled in this carriage he always - A young woman teacher in one of placed n the cemetery. miliarize himself with the business of press. waH Several years passed, and the figure keeper In attendance on him repeating steal part of the horn. The effect the department until be bad grasped had live horses—four in the carriage the grammar schools in Brooklyn was Stone Throwing. after every miss, "I can’t be mistaken, lovely and it was the daintiest and and the fifth for Burwell, who always speaking of her work the other day. had nol been paid for. The sculptor all the details of the work over which A propensity to throw stones regard be presided. surely.” most attractive gift she received, At rode behind him. Those five horses Sbe said that unless a person had some was a man of business, not given to sentirnait, and he took the figure out less of consequences has been one of “For goodness sake, be quiet!” he at another tin wedding I saw the com "Tlie second day at bls desk the ven were Diomede, Brimmer, Tecumseh, experience in teaching he could scarce last Bhouted. “What do yoi mon every day tin funnels made into Wellington and Eagle. In his new ly understand how marvelously stupid of the .'einetery, placing it on exhibi the earliest signs of natural depravity erable colored messenger who attended tion In a window at his place of busi among men since time began and, we him brought the usual large bundle of with your everlasting ‘I can’t bouquet holders. They bad white crepe carriage, with line harness, these four some children were and what peculiar ness. II naturally attracted a good deal fear, must continue that way until the letters to be signed. It was a pile of taken?’ ” mistakes ordinarily bright children paper arranged around the inside and horses made a tine appearance. He sometimes make. To illustrate her of atteitlon, mid one day a woman in millennium ushers In the era when bad typewritten epistles. Inches thick. The "Well, sir,” was the reply, "if you 'adn't put a few shots through my 'at, the bouquet of dainty white flowers never trusted a driver with the lines. point sbe told three stories from her passing stopped to look at it. Sbe rec- boys are no more and stones are con messenger placed them before Mr. Hat peppered both my legs for me and pop placed in them. The happy couple Two servants rode on horseback and own personal experiences. One day, ogniz«*d the figure, but to make certain fined to their proper and legitimate ton and. with a blotting pad In band, ped u ruii cuarge into my right foot I'm were each presented with one. stood waiting for the signature, as be guided his own pair. Aboutonce a year on a language examination, the follow went In and asked the sculptor and uses. blowed If I shouldn't think as Anyway, the mischief wrought by bad done for Mr. Hatton’s predecessors ing was one of the topics: “Name three found that she was correct. »»»» Mr. Jefferson used to go to Montpelier was a-flrin’ with blank cartridges!”— The woman shook due head and said this vicious and execrable habit looms since Hayes' time. The first letter was What a merry old world this would and spend several days with Mr. Madi kinds of sentences and give examples.” sadly, “Ab. Mary jBi was always a up Into serious proportions when the London Answers. a long one on a topic with which the This is the way one of the children met be if everybody could only make up son; and every summer he went to the problem. He wrote: "Declarative, vain critter, but I Jpver though sbe figures are given out by plate glass in new postmaster general was not famil Poplar Forest, Ills farm in Bedford, and Ro„l Maorota. their minds to look on the bright side. surance men showing that It costs not iar and so formal, legal and Involved Interrogative, imperative. 2+2=4. would go this far.”—Pittsburg Press. Most of the sovereign houses of Eu Do less complaining and fault-flnding. spent two or three months. less than $250,000 a year to make good that one reading did not make Its 9x2=18. 13-0=7.” Where Foor States Meet. rope possess one or more relics which Keep unpleasant thing to themselves the losses thus caused by reckless boys meaning clear. Mr. Hatton hesitated, On another day one of the questions they regard as mascots. The house of It is queer to think of the possibility In this country alone. wrinkled his forehead and mused to in a grammar examination read: “ T and relate oply the incidents that would Coffee Cigarettes. Bonaparte possesses the boots and lit of being in four states at once, yet With stone throwing costing $250,000 himself: cannot see it ---- . ’ Complete this sen cause a thfill of happiness to echo in A custom which is said to owe its in tle hat of Napoleon I. The Hohenzol- " 'What’s this all about anyway? It’s tence by using the words plain or plain there is one spot In the United States— a year, carelessness in setting fires cost lerus preserve piously the gray leather the heart in place of creating a bitter ception to the jockey club is now rap- ly. Give your reason.” the only place in the world—where it ing hundreds of millions more and all news to me. I don’t know whether Is possible. Look on your map of this heedless accidents causing immense I approve of the things It says or not breeches worn by the Burggrave Fred spirit that will remain long after the inly gaining headway in Parisian so One bright youth wrote this answer: eric when bi* entered his margraviate of words have been sjxiken. There are ciety, particularly in the circles of the country, says the St. Louis Republic, sacrifice of property, the good people I can’t make bead or tall out of it I “‘I cannot see It plain.’ Reason: Be ^.Brandenburg. There is also at Sans always pleasant things to say If people Faubourg Saint Germain. This is the and you will And an Intersection be have many bills to foot which ought don’t know whether it’s a good thing or cause it is too far away.” Souci th<* cane which Frederick the will only strive to find them. The per consumption of cigarettes made from twee» two utralght lines, where Colo not to be theirs.—Leslie’s Weekly. not.’ Another scholar answered the ques rado Utah, New Mexico and Arizona Great carried at tlie battle of Hosbach. son (MMsemed of the envious spirit is “Tlie old messenger, standing with tion as to why the Dutch settled on the coffee leaves dried and presented in The Romanoffs cherish the carpenter’s unfortunate. They are miserable them meet. The CoBee Heart. blotting pad raised, leaned over and forms similar to those of the tobacco of Hudson river by saying, “So they could tools of Peter the Great, and the fetich The place Is not often visited, as it is The largest part of the coffee grown placed his forefinger on the space at have a place to wash.”—New York of the Hapsbttrgs is the shoe which the selves and make others around them commerce. Coffee leaf smoking is said not easily reached. The stone erected In the world Is consumed in the United the end of the last page and answered: Tribune. unhappy. If success comes to their to benotonly harmless, even if indulged horse of Count Rudolph cast at the there by the government surveyors Is States, and some of our life Insurance “ ‘Well, neither do I, but you sign moment when the envoys from the neighbor they throw out little insinua in to ex ess, but to possess the property Florence Nightingale's Item name. on top of a spur in the Carriso moun societies are beginning to realize bow your name there.’ reichstag announced to him his election tions that there is something lieliind it deemed by the inventors an unquestion The fact Is but little known that the tains. The nearest railroad town is Its excessive use Increases the risks of “Mr. Hattou signed.”—New York as German emperor. all that would not bear the light of day. able advantage, of imparting to those family name of Florence Nightingale Mancos, Colo., nearly 100 miles from life. Its effect Is In shortening the Tinies the “ four corners. ” They strive in every way, forgetting who practice it an intense and lasting was not originally Nightingale, but long beat of the heart, and medical ex SHU Cotton ‘Tree. Sospawd* Are Valuable. The region about was once densely aminers for insurance companies have the beautiful side of life and blessings dislike for the flavor of tobacco. The Shore. Her father was a rich Sheffield Although tlie silk cotton tree Is a na Few persons knew how very useful that have been received, to excel some banker of the name of Shore and con populated by cliff dwellers, but now hygienic cigarette is declared by smok nected with an old family which had there are no hnmnn beings within miles. added the term “coffee heart” to their tive of South America, there is one soapsuds prove when employed as ma regular classification of the functional specimen of it In Nassau, Bahama is nure. Applied to the roots of vines, one else. It is part of their creed to go ers to draw satisfactorily, and it can be been In possession of land in the coun derangement! of that organ. These lands. that has flourished wonderfully Ten In Kn.hmlr, fruit trees, roses, etc., they Impart a about in an under-handed way to make smoked with comfort, if not with in ties of Derby and York since the fif physicians advise that the use of cof and is one of the greatest curiosities things desperately unpleasant for some There are two ways of preparing tea vigor and a rapidity of growth which tense delight, to the end. The scent teenth century. Mr. Shore assumed the fee be limited to not more than two are perfectly surprising. No one who Is one else, and yet at the same time they and flavor are sui generis, though very name of Nightingale long after the In Kashmir. The first Is to put the tea cups a day. Coffee topers, they say. on the island. It was planted more so lucky as to have a garden should are whisjiering compliments and an ad vaguely reiniudingone of some Belgian birth of his children and because he in in a pot with cold water and boil It for are plentiful and are as much tied to than 200 years ago by John Miller. The roots seem to be unable to find half an hour, when more cold water is waste this valuable form of manure. miration in which they are never sincere tobaccos. The owner of the chemist's berited the fortune and estates of his added, after which it is boiled for an their cups is the whisky toper. The their way down after the manner of It is an excellent plan to have a large Into the ears of this same person they mother’s uncle. There were but two effect of the coffee upon the heart is tub and put the soapsuds and dirty are endtiavoring to slander. They are shop where the coffee leaf cigarettes are children In the family, both girls, The other hull hour. Milk is then added more lasting and consequently worse ordinary roots and so swell up like to be liad says that there is quite a run water Into it till required upon the be anil it is ready for drinking. The sec than that of liquor.—Detroit Free great buttresses radiating round the not only to be pitied but to be drea«le«i I upon them, and that he has difficulty eldest was named Parthenosse, trunk of the tree, rising from the garden. cause sbe was born in Athens, and this ond is to place the tea in a ;>ot with a Preas. as well these people jtossessed of an en in keeping abreast with the demand. ground to a height of from six to little soli and water and lioll for hnlf name was supposed to indicate her fa Carlyle World Talk. twelve feet They reach out to Irregu vious spirit. The work of creating a Advance Prayers. ther’s profound admiration for the Par an hour ns before. Milk, salt and but Professor Blackie said of Carlyle: “I whirlwind of a person’s happiness and A young Germantown mother In put lar distances, gnarled and twisted in thenon. The younger. Florence, was ter are llien added, after which it is To Increase Use oi Rice. admired his genius. But how lie would boiled for another half hour, when it is ting her flve-year-old son to bed no the most curious fashion. They turn contentment can never be undone. also named after the city of her birth. talk, talk, talk, and give nobody a The American Rice Growers’ Aasoci- ready. ticed that ke clambered under the cov and bend and double a point in all chance to put In a word! One night I They have a habit of confessing contri tion, encouraged by the success of the ers without saying his prayers. Sbe sorts of unexpected ways and make Tl.e Retort Judicial. The Emrrnld's Power. actually shook blin. His wife had been tion and repentance when the mischief Louisiana Rice Kitchen at the late grew reproachful. “Why, Warren, dark hollows and ravines, where the When Judge Barnard was on the is done and it is too late, but even in Emeralds from India, Persia and Pe trying all the evening to say some bench and bolding court in Poughkeep ru ar<* the most valuable. According mother never knew you to forget your darkies believe the elves and gnomes thing, but there was not the smallest this people doubt their sincerity. They Buffalo Exposition, established there make their home. prayers before.” sie, a lawyer who did not like him to their tints nnd their luster, they nre chance. I took hold of him and shook never think of that old song that goes for the purpose of teaching the proper The great seed pods are filled with a "Indeed, mother, ” was the reply, “ 1 chanced to see a one cent coin lying on him. saying, ‘Let your wife speak, you with such a merry swing, "The Good way of cooking rice and introducing the floor. Picking it up and holding It classed ns prosines, neronlanes and didn’t forget. Grace and I said them fine, soft flee«-e of silk, which the na domltiaixs. According to Suetonius, for four nights during the rain yester tives use for tilling their pillows and monster!' But it was of no use.” We Might I)o Here,” but a more dole rice to the people of the North as an forth in ostentatious display, he said: Nero used to look nt the lighting gladi day, when we couldn’t play. We mattresses. There are several speci article of food, decided to open a similar ful parody on this favorite meltxly is in “1 imagine, your honor, from the Looking Forward. kitchen in Washington, kitchens in value of this coin, that It must belong ators In his emerald. The stone is the would have got through the whole mens of the tree on the island of New in keeping — “ The Havoc We Have Old Bullion (on his deathbed)—All my emblem of charity, hope. Joy and abun week if nurse had not come to dress Providence, but this one Is monarch of Hara toga, Atlantic City, Asbury Park to the court.” property Is willed to you. but I’m afraid Wrought Here.” Pity that we cannot dance. It had the reputation of curing US.” them all. and other summer resorts and to grad “ And I imagine. ” replied Judge Bar my children by my first wife will make all turn over a new leaf and commence epilepsy by application and of being an A Fly That Kills Horses. Evils of Excessive Smoklna. a contest, and then the lawyers will anew with the firm resolve that we will ually extend these kitchens until there nard. “that if It was not such a small all round pain killer. coin the court never would have seen All white men who visit regions in While a good cigar, used temperate get it. crush out this bitter and envious spirit, is one in every town of 400 inhabitants Iron nnd Copper. ly two or three times a day, may be Africa InfeHted by the tsetse fly have Young Wife—Don’t worry, my love. letting only pure thodghtH heightened or more in thiB country. It is hoped in It.”—New York Times. The world could not get along today smoked by the average adult man to much to say about it. There is now I can easily fix that. I’ll marry one of by the sunlight of better and loftier this way to increase the use of rice as Ills Seat. without iron nnd copper. The entire good advantage, excessive Indulgence evidence that the tsetse is moving the lawyers.—New York Weekly. sentiments and aspirations fill our food and thus provide a I letter market Mrs. Gauss!p— I saw Mr. Stockson loss of nil th<> gold nnd sliver In the In smoking is very harmful. It is only gradually to more northern regions, for the rapidly increasing rice crop of hearts and assist us in making better Bonds at the upholsterer's yesterday I world non' I not be nearly so serious necessary to recall one’s first cigar and and the cause is supposed to be that Man's Conscience Awry. Louisiana and Texas. guess he's going to get married and ns would' I v a sudden exuaustion of all the profound effect it produced to real South Africa is depleted of its large “The average man's conscience,” said men and women out of ourselves. furnish a home. ilie Iron nnd copper, since Iron is used ize that the Btnoklng of tobacco in large game, much of which is moving north the Tobacconist to the Wooden Indian, «««« Mrs. Malaprop—No; I’ll tell you what for till purposes of construction, nnd quantities is trifling with a dangerous ward to get away from hunters, and You must get u«d to being criticised. “is that still small voice within his I saw four lines the other day in The more you try to be, the more critics took him there. I bear he bought a copiier is mi absolute requisite in the agent, says the Baltimore Sun. the tsetse fly Is going with it breast which tells him he wouldn't be The insect Is only a little larger than as mean as bis wife's relatives are even glancing over an old newspaper that you will have. The greatest critics are sent at the Stock Excnange last week. use of electricity to the enormous ex The chief effects of smoking are from if memorized and lived up to would those who never try to elevate -them It was a secondhand one. and 1 guess tent which now obtains. the nicotine and empyreumatic oil, the the ordinary house fly, and it resem- if he knew how.”—Syracuse Herald. he wants It fixed up.—Philadelphia drive the twins sisters—regret and re- selves or mankind. first being an active poison—an infin- bless the honeybee. Its sting Is hardly Press. lol a Heavy. Heavy Bombardment. itesmal quantity will destroy life—and ■is annoying as that of the mosquito, morse—out of existence. Stubbs—So th'* grocer’s son turned the latter, which is the rank accumu but near the base of the proboscis is a Sam—Yo’ say dat de bride en groom Determination. “ Whoever you are, be noble, Teach the worli that the sum total of out to be a pugilist? I wonder wlint lation in the stem of the pipe, is also little hag which contains its poison. It had to be sent to de hospital soon after Whatever you do, do well. “ I am afraid that your boy lacks de our lives here is the rule by which we class? de marriage ceremony. IIow was dat? a potent poison, one drop on the tongue lives on the blood of animals, and only Whenevor you speak, speak kindly, are rewarded in the future. This will termination.” said the neighbor. Penn Why. If he takes after his fa of a cat having been fatal. The nico a few species are fatally affected by Remus—Why, some ob deh frien's Bring Joy where'er you dwell.” “That's where you wrong him,” an ther. he’ll lie a lightweight, of course.— tine and the oil both act on the nervous Its bite. Cattle. horses and dogs, how thought It would be luckier to throw Isn’t thatsentimentall right? Doesn't make tietter people. swered Farmer Corntossel. “I never Chicago News. old horseshoes. system, though differently, the nicotine ever, cannot live when bitten by the saw anybody ns determined not to it appeal to you as being something Men who earn their own fortunes work as Josh Is."—Washington Star. paralyzing the heart by its action on tsetse fly. Natives who herd cattle needed in every-day life? It seems io Larky For Both. »ernraey. the brain, while the oil confines Itself and travelers who depend on horses from the first dollar generally keep me if lived up to it would crowd every “When her grandfather came to this Reporter The name of that man on chiefly to the spinal cord and the motor and oxen must avoid the fly regions or The Same Air. them; fortunes left to boys generally town, be was barefooted and bad only thing undesirable and unlovely out of lose their stock. For human beings its Mrs. Homer—Jane, open that window the west side who was struck by light nerves. disappear. Experience is the only wis CO cents In his pocket” nlng Is Brz ■ -dntusklwlca. existence, leaving a noble character bite has no serious consequences. and let a little fresh air Into the house. It will thus be seen that no part of "Wbat a lucky thing it was for her that would rise above the petty annoy dom giver. Assistant <"’.y Editor—What was his the victim's equipment escapes the Jane—It Isn't fresh air at all, mem; that be didn’t know sbe would some ances of every-day life. name before he was struck by light deadly effect of tobacco in excess. The French submarine Silure, which Buy a few bright books for every ft's the same air that's been about here nlng? day be ashamed of the manner of his is a “submersible” rather than a sub all the morning.—Boston Transcript. • »»» child as soon as it can read. arrival. If tie could have known bow How They Grow. marine, has Just done her trials and Tb«' <1: -e !o.«n was <*overed twen- it was going to humiliate her, be might First Year-The biggest trout I ever succeeded In submerging In six min As It Strack fka Post. Polly has an Interesting letter this not have come.”—Chicago Herald. “The first writing was done on stona.” ty-fovr ili: .• s . « i r in Fumee. The town caught was a foot and a half long, and utes, where her prototype, the Narval, You can scarcely take one step for week from Mrs. “J. W. K.,” El Dorado of Paris fmifshed 180,063,120 franca be bad a big fishhook In bls stomach. remarked the wise man nt dinner. takes half an hour. But in view of the ward without treading on toes. It Is said that no musical work baa county, in response to an article on the Tenth Year-Did 1 ever tell you about fact that English destroyers might “Great gracious! Think of the post ari! ilie <• > :'iir.v illstrlcta '90,565,857 “ Hervant Problem, ” which appeared aided so materially the cause of chart age!” involuntarily exclaimed the rls fraina T ,i t’.rnrce minlstry wlll re the trout I once caught? it was over a have designs upon a submersible sight Keep to yourself what you do not Ing poet, with a shudder that rattled turn 89 p«r ' < nt of thè aums pald by yard long and had an anchor In his ed by them this time may be rather ty as Handel's oratorio of "The Mes in a recent article, but will lay it over tb<* inveators. siah."—Ladles' Home Journal. for discussion or comment until next want everybody to know. stomach.—New York Weekly. the dishes. long for safety. BANDON RECORDER. F POLLY LARKIN 1