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♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ < > :: FORGIVE ■; YOUR :: ENEMIES < I •lonally found In tenement house types Although she was bis older sister great big burly Barney watched ovei her wltb an Interest that can only lx described a* fatherly. She was very proud of him and took a keen Interest In all of his struggles and the battles of his gang When Red’s followers made their raids lute Barney'« territory, she often took a hand In the fray herself. A large part of the dislike iu which Barney wa» held by the Ryan street gang wa* shared by hl* slater. She was rathet proud of being placed on the same level as a combatant with her brother, "Ef Red McGanu ever catches me." she frequently said, wltb an air of su perlorlty to other girls in Butterick place, "he will punch tay face In de same as he would Barney’s." And the listener would iuwardly re gret that she was uot privileged tv have a leader as a brother. It was during Red's fifteenth ti ne meut bouse summer that Jim Slattery first apiH'itreil In Butterlck place Jim who was the sensation of the hour Jim.'the h i-o of many prizefights, whow picture in a combative attitude had adorned the pages of Tbe Gazette. All Ryan street was sad and depressed at the thought of what au acquisition Jim was to its rival. Jim's acquaintance with Barney had begun at some ringside. His was a flashier type than Barney's. Ills rec ord was In The Gazette. Barney ad mired him Intensely. It was the height of hfs ambition to Imitate him. Jim was Installed as a sort of privy coun ell to Butterlck place. He was recog ntzed by nil of the gang as the king's confidential adviser. But. as often happens with royal fa vorltes, there came a time when the king wearied of a w ha (low behind lil« throne. "Who Is de leader of dis gang any way?" Mid Barney, with an angry start when tbe awakening came. "Ef <11« t’ing keeps on. Butterick place will have a Jim fer a leader in stead of a Barney.” First there was a coolness, followed by u calm, In the rear of the saloon, then a few nights later a fight to a tin isli between Barney and Jim. They bad decided to settle It in that way. Tbe mill took place In the basement of a tenement house. It lasted for nine rnunda, when Barney, balteretl and bleeding, succeeded In getting In a blow on Jim's neck that felled him. When he Anally crawled to his feet, defeated, but defiant, he walked over to th» cor ner where his antagonist was receiving congratulations. "You've licked m<*. Barney Muller,” he said. "I leave de Bend tomorrow, but you'll be sorry when I'm gone " When Barney came home from his work ou the docks the following even ing. he realized tlie awful meaning of the veiled threat. Maggie wasn't tli<*re to meet him. Instead was a sealetl en velope addressed to him iu a crude cramped baud. Inside was a certificate signed by Aldertuau Bernstein. It said that the nhteruiau had ou Hull day married Margaret Muller to James Slat terv. Accompanying the certificate wa« a note: As he passed a doorstep where tbe snow had not drifted so high as on some of the other bouses on the block he heard some one call his name. "Red! Say, Red McGann!” Red floundered :i moment in the snow. At first he could see no one Then. &s the wind made the corner lamppost flare a little to one side lie caught sight of a young woman hold ing a baby in her arms ou the doorstep. Tlie ragged shawl that she Isid thrown ever her head was well pulled down over her face. In the momentary flare lletl saw her eyes, and lie knew her. Only one girl who lived In the Bend had ex er possessed eyes as big and blue as those. She was Maggie Mul ler. Barney's sister, the exiled queen of the gang against which Red felt 15 years of accumulated Ifiite. But something In the whiteness of her face ami the child's, the utter, eomplete hopelessness of It all. made Red stop in his walk nnd flounder over to the doorstep. He looked ilowu at the two tigurea for awhile before he quite got bi» breath. "What's de trouble?" he said slowly as he glanced furtively at the tenement house across the street. "Everyt'ing," said Maggie. "When we wen* tlrst married, t'ings went along all right fer awhile—plenty of good clot lies and good t t'ings. ’ings. Tliei Then Jim plunged at Guttenberg. He lost everyt'ing lie had. lie was gone one day w lien 1 come home, but he left me a beautiful letter, lie did. statin dat be couldn't support a wife any louger. Perhap« lie couldn't. I don't t'lnk lie would have give me up ef he could have helped It. Ills boss, de book maker. paid iny tare and de baby’s to New York Ho you understand. Red?” lteil nodd<*d. Of course he under stood. His ti'tilning in adversity made the tragedy in all its details flash be fore his mind iti n moment. "Pretty tmiuli." lie said as he kicked Ills foo: in H'C snow. Alt awful Strug gle wtis rag ug aside of lteil st Hint moment. FISH AS FOOD. The Be«» Kimi» to Eat aud the War to Cook Them. BLUNDERS IN FICTION TAME FISH IN A RIVER. A ASTRONOMICAL BULLS THAT LIVE IN PROSE AND POETRY. • Traveler's Iu «torr I p(»«*r ot What llurina. Hr Saw Î BLAKE, MOFFITT & TOWNE Importers and Dealers in Wr.ppt««... PAPERS 1 nl CARO «TOOK When tn camp the other day. 1 was Fish constitutes one of the most val STRAW AND BINDERS' BOARD riding through a village when tbe vil uable articles of diet for mankind, al ♦ < ' > 33-37-80-0 t First St. lage headman .'.-Led me If I would like though the iiopular notion that It Is a < » T«t. bais )••. » SAN FRANCISCO. to see the 11 «11 I. m>t Knowing what good brain food because- of the pho* < ► the headman met k . nt once went with pltorus It contains Is Incorrect. As a SAM MAHTIS U has . m . C ams him down to the bank» of th * stream, matter of fact fish meat In general eon O Cop) rUht. HOL uT FRANCIS < > For S3 year« with For S years «Iti. < ► By h rant i» W J folio we<i by several villager« with C, E. Whitney a Co C. E. Whitney A <ii tains less plmspliorus than most kind» < ► ¿1. Niuhols. H. NICHOL& ! : It Is curious to uote in how many In baskets of sessiinuui ami paddy tulxe.l of flesh meat. But it is good tor th« brain Indirectly, for It is les» stlmulat stances strange astronomical errors ap together, Then the thuggi called “Lay, NEW COMMISSION HOUSE lug than flesh meat. Is usually digested pear In works of Action quite unneees- lay, lay. lay." for a few moments, E\V of the Inhabitants ot tbs and Itehold. a large herd of when. Io mon* easily and causes the production sary to the requirements of the story Bend could retueuiber tbe ngatwe. or big. short, flatfish fish. In the system of fewer of the wast» lime when Red McGann and resulting apparently from sheer came up Just under onr feet and were products which, If not at once ellmi was not tbe leader of tbe observation. As a modern promptly fed by the Burman«. nated, act injuriously upon the deli lack of Ryan street gang. 191>183Davts St., Mau FranctMeo. example of such gratuitous blunder The Ash were amazingly tame anil cate nervous system. Red was horn In Ryan street, The ing take a piece of description from tolerated lielng stroked and petted The last mentioned property Is on« General Commission and country In which his childhood was which reudera Ash of especial value Iu Mr. Hall Caine’s "Scapegoat:" "It wits even by me. There were In all alxitit Produce. spent was bounded on the uorth by the diet of js-rsons suffering fruit' a wonderful night. The moon, which thirty th.ee of them, varying in size Houston street and on the south by the Specialty, Butter, Eggs and L’lxtest Blight's disease and other affections ot was in its first quarter, was still low t' u « 'liteeit Inches to three and a Battery. Its arterial river was the tialf feet long, the larger ones having the kidneys, from rheumatism, gout Your consignments solicited In the east, but the stars were thick Bowery, The Bend was bls school, Ills and all those diseases which many phy overhead." A wonderful night. In a girth at the gills of about thirty Inch religion, bls kingdom. Red's memory sician» regard as the result of exceaaive deed! Ami strange that such a lover es They would go away and come retained only a faint impriut of the BRIGHT’S DISEASE formation or retention of uric add. For of nature as Mr. Hall Caine should buck whenever they were culled. patient, careworn face of his mother. The villagers told ine- and I see no convalescents also It Is most useful, as not have reflected that when the mism The largest sum ever jtaid for a pre He had only uu Indistinct recollection It supplies a fair amount of nutritive In its first quarter is low in the east reason to doubt what they say that scription, changed hands in San Frutt- ot a wake over her coffiu, at which the material in palatable form, with a mln It is broad daylight, wltb the sun high these same Ash come up against the cisco, Aug. 30, 11)01. The transfer in occupants of a tenement bouse got a monsoon flood at the end of June and volved in coin and stock $112,500.00 and irniim of tax on the digestive organs. In the heavens! little more drunk than usual, He re wts paid by tt party of business men fur Among the most nourishing and at Nevertheless on this point he erred go away about October every year. a specifi or Bright’s Din-are and Dia membered a man with a black coat the same time digestible tish are blue In good company. The young moon They can recognize Individual flsii by betes, h.therto incurable diseases. who came the next morning and rea 11 fish, shad, red snapper, fresh codfish has proved a «tumbling block to many marks, scars, etc., which they pointed something out of a book—Red bad long They commenced the serious investi whitefish, stripeti bass, halibut and a writer who has attempted to Intro- out to me. gation of the specific Nov. 15, 1900. ago forgotten what—before “dey took Tin- Mon is nearly dry iu the cold flounders. And equally nutritious, al Alice it as a picturesque adjunct to bls They interviewed scores of tlie cured her away.” The mail had glanced at and end of tlie hot weather, mid the and tried it out on its merits by putting though perhaps less digestible, are description of evening. Red’s dirty face and the group of di fact that these Ash return to this one over th ret* dozen cares on the treatment brook trout, lake trout, salmon, mack In Dickens' "Onr Mutual Friend" sheveled erel and eela. Roe Is not particularly Eugene Wrayburn. in bls walk along village landing stage every year reg and watching them. They also got phy wagon. nutritious, but It is agreeable to the the river bank, finds It hits just risen ularly and never go to any other ia sicians to name chronic, incurable cases, "She Is better where she Is’’ had been and administered it w ith the physicians taste ami fairly digestible. when "the stars were beginning to quite worthy of remark. A villager forjudge«. I'p to Aug. 25, eighty-seven his only comment as he disappeared The mode of preparation has much tc shine in tlie sky. from which the tones who kills any of them Ims to undergo percent of the test cases were eithet around the corner. do with the digestibility of fish, as it of red and yellow were flickering." a penalty of 10 shillings by common well or progressing favorably. All this happened a long time ago. It has with that of all other foods. Bo I Dickens, in truth, was sublimely su- consent, and great care I» In cotise- There being but thirteen ]M'r cent ol was about three months before Red's Ing anti broiling are better modes ot perlor to astronomical niceties, espe 'juence taken of them. failures, the parties were satisfied and father "did ills first time." Ever since The ngatwe of upper Burma in h cooking than frying. closed the transaction. The proceedings cially when they in any way Inter then Red's father had a habit of ap The chief objection to fish is It» fered with tlie artistic effect of his very short, thick Ash. tapering rapidly of the investigating committee and the pearing on Ryhu street at irregular in proneness to decomposition, even when stories. In his "Child's Dream of s from belilml the gills to the tall, has clinical reports ot the test cat1?» were tervals with his hair cropped very kept on ice. It may be free from any Star" tlie point turns upon one special long feelers on both upper anti lower published and will be mailed free on short and a consuming desire to avoid Address J ohn J. F iltos taste or odor, and yet tt may have un star, "larger anil more beautiful than lip mid has no noticeable teeth. He application. being seen by a policeman. Such hab (« imi ' anv , 420 Montgomery St. San Fran makes very gmst eating ami has hut dergone changes which make it poison tlie rest." which always came out its were not at all exceptional in Ryan cisco, Cal. ous. Some fish are poisonous iu them every night in one particular place und few bones I have often heard of tame street, ami tlie fact that Mr. McGann selves, containing in the natural state at one particular time, thereby behav- Osh In tunl. Imt a herd of tame fish was able to come home at all was an some substance which will cause alarm ing as no star has ever conceivably In a monsoon river connected with tlie (TO BE CONTINUEL».) argument so much to bls credit that ing symptoms, or even death. If eaten. lieen known tv do. This Is undoubted great Ira wadi Is a very bizarre phe Red constantly spoke of it with pride. Allmnl mid Gye. With some [ htsous tish In any form ly taking a liberty with the solar sys nomenon Burma Cor. London Field. Red's title of leader had not been Tlie story of Mini*. Albani's Arst Lon does not agree, causing digestive disor tem, but it is »mall indeetl compared conferred or thrust upou him. It was don engagement is as follows: Colonel ders or skin eruptions. This is uotably wltb the license sometimes claimed by the result of Hi years of blows and but ATTACKED BY A HERON. Maplesoti lu-artl of her singing at a true of lobsters and crabs.—Youth's authors desirous of culling In the aid tles with any would be usurper who Hunter ut Malta, and. thinking that Companion. made bold enough to try “to boss de of astronomy to assist their plots, but Roy Trie« to Capture the Bird and Aearly l.o«e« HI« Life. she would be sin-cessl'til. he math- her gang.” who are either Insufficiently acquaint Origin of Abilin th. All the world knows that ooff'ee iu an offer, through an agent, of a contract "I've hunted everything from gray Red may have bad some other name, ed with tlx'ir subject or count It no exeeesive use is injurious. And yet to sing ill Her Majesty's theater. She Absinth, the green flend that satu sin to twist and convert facts to stilt squirrels to grizzlies," said a veteran but neither he nor anybody else knew the coffee lov *r cannot stand taste agreed to it mid went to London; but, rates fashionable France, was original their requireinents I*liiladelphla sportsman to a writer In It. It came from the shocks of auburn less cereal- There has to this time on arriving there, she told the cabman ly an extremely harmless medical A very famous anti noteworthy in the New York Times, "and the neareat hair which partly hid his long, thin been no happy medium between. to drive Iter to the Itallan opera house. remedy. stance of this Is afforded In Rider Hag 1 ever came to being seriously Injured face. He was undersized anil wiry, as Cafó Bland tills the voitl with the He. instead of going to Her Majesty's. It was a French physician who Aral by any sort of game was one time gard’s "King Solomon’s Mines." where slum children usually are. He was l»e»»t elements of ls>th. It is richer ) > >k her to Covent Garden, which was used It. Ills name was Ordinaire, and the phenomenon of a total solar eclipse when a wounded bird attacked aud than straight eoti'ee, ami many will freckled ami rather round shouldered. tlso devoted to Italian opera. he was living as a refugee at Couvet, not ÍM easily convinced that it 1» Is employed with most happy and dra tried to kill me. No stretch of the most powerful Irnag Siu* was shown up to the manager' s In Switzerland, at the close of the matlc effect as far ns the story Is con not all c-"lee. But we guarantee "I was a boy then aud went ilowu lo lnutlon could ever call Red either band thr' Cafe Bland contains less than ulliee and slated that she had collie to eighteenth century, Like many other cerned. but with a perfect disregard 1 creek that (lowed through my father’s some or a hero. Iu fact, be would not fifty tier cent coffee, which Is seieu- sign tlie contract which Mr. Mapleson country doctors at that time, be was of astronomical details which in its fiti'iu to watch fur a mink. It was early have been at all complimented had auy tiflcally blended with nutritious hud offered her. Mr. Gye, thinking to also a druggist, and his favorite reme audacity is almost startling. Here, In tbe evening nnd a blue heron came one ever attempted It. He was Just a fruits and grains, thus not only play a joke on his rival, Maplesou, dy was a certain elixir of absinth of again, as in so iiiuny other cases, tlie and sat within tempting gunshot. I lough, rejoicing iu his toughness, the displacing over fifty per cent of the made out a contract, and Albani signed which he alone had the secret. difficulty of tin- young moon comes knew It would spoil tuy chances ut caffein, but neutralizing that which kind of boy who is tlie bane of police At his death he bequeated tbe for it. Mr. Gye then told iter that he was mink to shoot the bird, and I didn't in In. and the siiii has scarcely set be- remains and still retaining the rich men's lives aud the incorrigible of east uiula to bls bousekeefier, Mlle. Grand- not Colonel Mapleson, but that he tend to du It. but. kldllke, I raised the coffee flavor. To those who Buffer fore the "title cresceut" rises iu the side missions. It Is harder to lell what pierre, aud she sold it to tbe daughters tould do milch better by her. He offer with the heart, to dyspeptics aud east. Within a wonderfully short space guu mid took aim Just to see how I Red did not do for a living than what to nervous people Cafe Bland is cd lo tear lip the contract If she liked, of Lieutenant Henrlod. They culti of time after this curious event tlie could kill it if I would, 1 low •■red I he be did. There was scarcely auy phase espt*cially recommended as a heal th- but told her that Nilsson was singing at vated in their little garden the herb» moon is full, a lid only a day later the guu mid then raised it again. Every of youthful avocation in which he liad I il anti delicious Iteverage, so satis Iler Majesty’s and would brook no necessary for concocting it. nnd after total eclipse of the sun takes place, time I raised it I would touch the trig mil dabbled, lie had sold cigarettes on fying that only the mem tying member of the they had distilled a certain quantity of despite the astronomical fact that It ger gently, After awhile I lunched it rival. excursion steamers, he hail peddled tips family making the chan change ill the the liquid they sold it on commission Is nt “no moon" (or, more accurately too hard, the gun weut off mid I start Albani decided to let the contract on the race track, he bad sold tickets coffee knows there has been one. stand nnd thus became one of tbe stars to itinerant petidlers, who quickly dis spenking. the last few seconds of the t*d tow ard the heron, which was wound- More healthful, richer ami less ex on commission for eust side balls and You w«» bu«> qusrrelin with Jim that yot posed of It In the adjacent towns and ed. of Covent Garden, eventually marrying old moon nnd the flrst few seconds of pensive than straight coffee. Better had blacked boots ami carried tbe hand couldn't •*«* that m« and hint waa in love. villages. "I thought it would lx* a good scheme in every rrepect. 25 cents jxtr ff>. the new) that a total solnr eclipse alone luggage of incoming travelers. What We've been engaged three months, almost cel the son of Mr. Gye. since you introduced us. You drose him away Finally, during the first decade of the Is possible. to catch the bird anil started to do so Your grocer will get it for you he didn't know about the worst end of horn de Dend. I go with him us bis wife, I’IB Ask for nineteenth century, a wealthy distiller X Short Nntlonnl Anthem. But perhaps tbe most Interesting when its bill shot out like a sledge New Y ork was not worth knowing. It sorry ter you, Barney, but it*» your own fault. purchased the formula, and very soon hnntmer mid struck me between the feature of this altogether remarkable M augie . Japan lias perhaps the shortest of all wouldn't lie exactly truthful to say Goodby. afterward he placed on the market the that he often went through long periods Barney's face was white and wild national anthems. It is called “Kimi modern absinth, which differs greatly eclipse is that the total darkness lasts eyes When 1 eilltm to my senses. It for nearly an hour. Alas, under the was dark, ami It was several minutes of liu.-iueinl stringency and hard times, wheu he showed the marriage certitl- G ii Vo." from its first three words, and from the old medical remedy, since the rarest and most favorable conditions, longer before 1 coutil rememlier wItere consists of tblrty-two syllables, which because lie never had any good times, cate to “de gang" thut night in tlie rea r count in poetry, however, as thirty-one. latter contained no alcohol and very seven minutes alone is the utmost limit I was or what bat) happened, A little His life was spent iu successful insist- of Duffy's aaloou. little absinth. of time during which the sun's face Is harder mid tbe bird would have killed ing upon living. "Don’t none of you ever speak het The exceeding brevity is due to the totally obscured, and the observer un Ute. I shudder even yet when I think Ryan street trails its twisted length name to me again!” he cried, witli a national fondness for conciseness of III« I den of Heaven. der ordinary circumstances counts him what would have been tlie result If the phrase nnd for ..... noniy of expression of asphalt pavement and tenement savage oath. "She's gone. She can t The lad was about live years of age self lucky If he is rewarded for a jour bill had struck one of my eyes." In all forms of art. houses into Butterlck place, 11 does be Barney Muller’s sister ef she is Jim nnd naturally inquisitive. He asked ney of some thousands of miles by an Tlie patriotic song Is what the Japa not proceed directly, for doing things Slattery’s wife.” He stalked out th« his father questions he had never The «»vakentn«. iu a direct course is no mote the habit side door. The boldest of the gang nese call a “tanka.” or verse of tive heard before, and the fond parent was uninterrupted view of the corona for Prouounood eaf-tuy—accent oo last syllabi« The meanest man on earth bits Just three minutes, two or even less. lines, tlie first ami third being of tive of the streets titan It is of its inhabit never dared to mention the name ol a perplexed man. Some years ago one of the magazines been located. His mlml bad been wan ants. In order to get to Butterick place Maggie after that in a tone above a ami tlie others of seven syllables Be The youngster got on the subject of contained a story called "The Portent,” dering with fever for three weeks, nnd low is given tbe anthem In Japanese, Life Stories tn fare« you walk up a little narrow extension whisjier. the next world one day and wanted to the motif of which was a certain when he came back to Ills senses and Character Indeed In written plain!; of ltyau street called Shinbone alley. Only vague rumors of Maggie's new with an English translation: know a lot of things. "Will you wear strange seeming In the heavens which, opened Ills eyes he saw it fair face un enough on the faces one meets In dally Kimi Ga Yo. It was at Shinbone alley that Red life floated back to Butterick place dur a mustache iu heaven, papa?" he ask whenever It appeared, boded 111 to a tier a white cup bending over his pil Kinta ga yo wa life. Some speak of tragedy, ‘tome of McGann's kingdom came to a suddeu Ing tlie year following. Jim bad be ed. Chivo nl yachlvo ni particular family. This prophetic sign low; comedy, and not n few giv<- you ■ dis stop, ()nou across the narrow flag- come n bookmaker's clerk. He traveled So zj re Ishi no "1 suppose I will, my son,” replied was none other than the appearance "Who—who are you?" he gasped. tinct warning stotu ^^■ry Hue aud you were Iu from oue race track to another, 1U Fwawo to narite the father. “Um the trained nurse." of the crescent moon with a star be Even a ride In a street ear or a short Koke no musu mail. Barney Muller. In Blit was said to be making money, Hit "You’ll make a funny angel.” "The trained nurse! Oh. good Lord! railway journey gives proof of thia tween the two horns. Nor was this a TRANSLATION. i tiey's sway was as ab wife, according to report, was always There was a long pause, und Anally particularly novel idea, for It will t»e And how much um 1 paying you?" .May our lord's dominion last fact. 1-ook around you. Those twc iu ltyau street wltb him. Sire was said to be busking the boy asked what kind of a place remembered that in Coleridge's "An Til. u thousand years have parsed She told him. and be turned his head, strangers opposite you never saw be I. k gang swore by him In the »unshiue of Jim's good luck and heaven was. The father in order to Twice four thousand times o'er told! groaning in tbe soreness of bis a Alic fore, yet you know that one Is passion living on "de suuuy side of Easy Firm as changeless rock, earth rooted. satisfy his son went Into lengthy de cient Mariner" (lint veracious seaman relates how nt one period of bls ad tlon. A few moments later, though. Ids ate. the other mean, and your heart Moss of ugu uncomputed. hail tbe rest. He had street." tails In describing Its beauty. face lit up with a flash of hope. "But warms to the little old lady near by. ventures there rose —Japan and America. ^^Mialr ami broad shoulders. One Huuday afternoon late in the fall The lad listened with open mouth I'm back In my right mind now. Yon want no one to assure you she Is above the eastern bar ■Fof liis life ou the docks as a of that year, Just after the Thauksglv and Anally said, "Why, papa, heaven The horned mom, with one bright «tar ain't rr klud and gentle, while a whole net re's helper. Iu girth aud weight ing snow bad begun to swirl around Au Empire Sold ut Aactloa. must look like the ten cent store!"— Within the nether tip "Why, yes; I think you are." work of wrinkles about the eyes tell» Kv-as far the superior of Red. Bar- the dtMirsteps aud fill up th« sugholef The Roman empire was once sold to Pittsburg Press. In a purely miraculous and fanciful "All right, then," wltb tierce exult« you that the old gentleman In the cor Mr was something of a prizefighter tn Iu the pavement of Ryan street. th< the highest bidder. On tbe death of creation like this famous poetn It lion. "I give yon notice for tonight!" - ner loves his Joke. tailors’ Ration«. L way and sometimes talked vaguely Salvation Aruiv paraded through Hint Pertintix In 193 lite Prtvtoriati guards would lx* ridiculous to cavil at such Strange how quick we are to read out A recent writer has this to say ol a detail, though in tlie case of the New York Commercial Advertiser. Ian admiring crowd about belts and thoroughfare. put tip the empire for sale by auction, neighbor's face and how slow to re Tin receipts. Rvan street was so short and crooked and. after an animated competition be tailors' rations: “A sailor has dishea story it might well be questioned how Orlicln or Onr Secret Service. alize that our own is open for him to Between Barney Muller aud Red Me- nnd insignifienut tbnt even the army tween Siilpii-ian and Julian, it was and loves them, that are little appreci the star could manage to appear in The United States secret service had unn there was an ttudylug hatred. had overlooked it until now. For that knocked down to the latter for 0.2M ated ashore. He likes ‘Fanny Adams' such a position. We may perlinps re its origin In the early sixties under the rend! Yet It Is. The story Is there Kli as only monarchs can know. reason the show possessed for the In drachmas. Tlie Romans held auctions ami lias a great fancy for ‘plum duff,' fer to the line In "The Burial of Sir auspices of the war department. It ac and we are writing It every day of our Bit* were not many things in life habitants a charm of novelty that ft of various kinds, th« proceedings Ite- which consists of suet pudding wltb John Moore where tin great soldier tually grew out of the fact of Captnlu lives. Not only do smiles and frown» ■ Red McGann loved, but there were would have had In very few other Ing much the same in all cases. The raisins in it. Vegetables, though they is represented as living interred "by Lafayette F Baker of the Union army leave traces, but every passiou which swuys*the heart stamps Its record upon auctlo sub hnsta, which was a sale of are in the official harbor menu, are not the struggling moonbeam's misty offering his services to Secretary Sew things Him he bated, aud at the places. the face. served out to the messes every day, but plunder, was held under a spear stuck of the list was the name of Bar- Red and the gang all turned out In light,” whereas, ns a matter of fact, urd as a police scout to gather informn r' in tbe ground. The magister auction;», on certnin days some groups of men the moon was Imt a day old at the tlon concerning the Confederate army 1- Their feelings for each other I force to hear "de drum." The Qolek Craae. were shared by their followers. Scarce “De drum" and the noise were by far or auctioneer, was chosen from among get nil and the others none, on a sys time of the battle of Coruna anti there fluring the war the United Stntes be The quick craze Is by no means new. ly a pleasant summer evening passed the two most Interesting entries on the tbe argentaril, or money changers, and tem of which Jack quite approves. fore Invisible, Tills seems like hyper- gnn the issuance of greenback*. Then but seems Just now to be more in "Tlie messes whose turn It is to hav« criticism, especially In a poem that on the Bend without a clash between programme. Imt even above tlx-lr dhi his assistants were the cashiers. came the first appearance of "green trustve than ever before. Here Is a vegetables indulge in a 'pot mess,' an lays no claim to astronomical accuracy. “de two gangs." Nobody knew exactly there was wafted to Red a message goods" men. By an act of congress In young woman practicing fourteen it is styled, perhaps not inappropriate what they were fighting about. No one that "de captain" read out of a much Perhapst Tbe case Is different when an author INdl or 18rt2 $10.000 was appropriated hours a day to cultivate her voice. Re eared. The only certainty was that worn Testament. How many people when they marry ly. The messes In their turn recelvt deliberately makes a statement which tor the maintenance of Baker's service sult. lost voice. Nearly all the pugi whenever a number of Ryan Streeters "But I say unto you forgive yotit carefully put aside tlieir Joint love let the shins, scrag ends, neck pieces and be intends shall be believed. In "In io suppress counterfeiting. The super lists, active and retired, are writing made a raid acres« the border into the enemies." ters as one of the most cherished pos other odds mid ends of the meat ration nocents Abroad" Mark Twain draws vision of the service was then under volumes on "How to Get Strong some sailors aver that every anima) special notice to the point tbnt on tbe hinterland of Shinbone alley from the I'lie idea of forgiving anybody wa» sessions of their future life, nnd In the solicitor of the treasury. — New Quick.” and the readers are exercising dozen tenement houses would Issue a very strange to Red .McGanu. but th» how many cases afterward do they has at least six shins—and this miscel voyage across the Atlantic they ob York Tribune. two or three hours a day. when ten number of Barney’s men to give them Idea of forgiving an enemy was po»l ever take them out and look at them? laneous assortment of remnants It served the full moon located Just In minutes are quite enough. Result, lost nnigartan Rrlcands. Now, why Is this? Partly perhaps thrown Into a pot with as many vege the same spot In tbe heavens at tbe battle royal. Black eyre ami broken lively humorous. health The got rich quick fellows. In tables as can be got. The result is s The Balkan mountains have been Jail and out, are hiring able lawyers to head« were tin* inevitable sequences. "Listen to de crank!” he said to one because the time of romance is over same hour every night. He accounts ‘ pot mess.' The conflict usually lasted until Hie of his followers, who laughed licnrtUy. and practical, everyday life has be- for this by tbe motion of the ship tbe homes ami haunts of many brig help them devise schemes that will “Any landlubber who desires to try which gained enough every day I ands through centuries of Bulgarian defy the law and ennble them to fleece iroliceman on the block came on the But the mau said It over again sev gun; partly, also, we will nope, beca u«e corner, when, with a “S-sh—de cop!" eral times. He wound a kind of ser now they can say so many nice tlilugs a real naval dish will have no difficulty keep up with tbe moon, but be seem history, lit the sixteenth century n lambs regardless of the code.—New the combatants would scatter to tbe mon around the words, and as Red to each other, and there Is no need to In getting the dish prepared, aud If hl Ingly forgot that, though for this rea national movement against the oppres York Proas. four winds. Barney mid Red frequent walked away that night to the Music read over the past nice things they eats it on a table with uneven legi son the position of tbe moon might not sion of Turkey fell into the hands of which lunges up ami down he can Im greatly alter, her phase certainly brlgnud chiefs. They were known by ly led their forces in person. Physical ball, where he was to take tickets for have written.—Golden Penny. Short of Eipprlencr. agine lie is at sea." ly Red was no match for the leader of the "sacred concert." something seem would, so that It could not have been the name of Haldntin. They were rep Herbert Gladstone while yet a single resented as friends of the poor, the pro In • F ob . Butterlck place. Sad as the knowledge ed to keep ringing in his ears some- the full moon wblcb was v'slble night man was addressing a woman's suf In the Stndlo. tectors of the weak, the allies of Chris frngc meeting In Leeds one afternoon, A befogged individual was groping was to him. Red usually avoided a trial tiling that seemed to be accentuated by "Your work bears the closest kind of after night- London Standard tians it mi the fore of the Mohamme by lists with his rival. On two or » drum aud a tambourine, "But I say bls way down one of London's side Inspection.” renutrked the girl with the and he paid a graceful cotnpllmeut to dans. In legends and In songs their the eloqueuce of the ladies who had ad streets leading off the Strand when lie dimple "Wlirn infinite pains you must three occasions when Barney had cor unto you forgive your enemies.” Illa Tone» of Rumor. names and fame were perpetuated. It was a holiday week and one of tlie suddenly bumped up against a man take with it!" nered him Red gave him one fight hand “Always," Bays tlie astute news edl- They Increased from the ranks of the dressed the meeting. He gallantly re blow and fled. But In strategy and coldest nights of the year. It hail been coming from the opposite direction. marked on the great pleasure which it “Perhaps." replied tbe artist; “but. tor to tbe new reporter, "always be on avengers nnd the worthless. Once gives the other sex to listen to women “Could you tell me where this street Ju you know. I enjoy the pains." finesse the Barneys wore no match for snowing till tiny, and great drifts were piled across Ryan street. At 2 o’clock leads to?" lie Inquired after the neces “Then." she rejoined, with a bright the lookout for nny little touch of l>u Identified w ith them a brigand's safety talking. tbe Reda. mor that may brighten up our col consisted In continuing with them. The Crouching Is-hlnd a brick wall or tb< in the morning Red was wading sary apologies had been made. Pausing for a moment after this ob «mile, "you, too. pursue art for art's umns.” • Turks blocked the way to return to the servation. Mr. Gladstone, like bls audi front steps of a tenement house. Rec through tlietn up to his waist on his “Certainly," replied the other. “It «che.”—Chicago Tribune. That evening the new reporter hand ranks of common citizenship. Vlllag McGann's followers would sometime» way home. Home at that time con leads into the river. “I have just come ence. was thrown Into an unexpected ed in an account of a burglary In a ers often welcomed them as deliverers wait for hours for tlie fix*, armed witt sisted of a corner of a saloon two out of It.”—Free Ijince. A Compromhe. butcher's shop which commenced, "Mr. from their oppressors.— Leslie's Week state of merriment by a male voice brickbats and slicks, and often the} blocks away, where Red made the lire Borronghs Say, old man, lend me which proceeded from the back of the Jeremiah Cleaver, the wi !l known ly in the base burner every morning nnd succeeded In surprising them. Crossed Vegetables. 120 till tbe first of the month, will you? hall and proclaimed In the broadest In one respect Hie Muller» bad th< by way of remuneration whs allowed A cross between a headless cabbage Markley—Well er — I’ll compromise butcher. Is losing flreh rapidly of late." Yorkshire dialect. "Eh. lad. thou'rt Rwtremaa Meet. advantage of the McGanns. Their king sleeping room. and the turnip produced the rape plant. with you. I'll lend you <J *IU tbe 20th —Exchange. Peter Cui.tiighain was telling on« noan wed yet. I see'st!” — Loudon "Dis Is a fierce night," said Rod tn Cabbage nnd turnips themselves are -rhlladelphla Press. dom was tbe more complete in that evening where he had Ixten dining and Truth. they hud a queen as well as a king ot I himself as he looked at the deserted relatives; the lettuce plant also claims t h«nee I*«» llrrolsm. the throne. Barney Muller'« slstei •treet. "It must be pretty had when near kin to them, nnd far back In plant Adorer (anxiously) What did your what lie got "We had a thing I nevet “Why do you bring this to me?" According to the Pall Mall Gazette, saw t>ef ore a soup made of calves' »hared Hie homage of the gang witl everybody stays Inside on R.vao life grew a parent plant with some of thundered the weary editor, thrusting father say? the British workingman has almost her brother. She was a little oldet •treet." tbe characteristics that each now the manuscript back Into the hands of Sweet Girl -Oh. he got so angry I Ulis.” abandoned his clay pipe and shag iu was the remark "Extremes meet." No living thing any where — nothing than he and by far the prettiest girl Ir claims as Its own. from which all the poet was afraid to stay and listen. He’s In favor of the twopenny packet of clga- Butterick place. She had the dark ball but tbe black sky, the cutting, swirling three, and many auotber plant also "Because." replied tbe bard timidly, a perfectly terrible rage. Go Iu aud of Douglas Jerrold at that time the arette« with a portrait of a favorite prince of wits In England. and the round blue eye» that are ocea ■now aud tenement bouse wall« descended "I have no stamp.'' Boston Post appease him. Philadelphia luqulrer actress or khaki clad general given. F MARTIN, CAMM & CO. Most Healthful Coffee In the World.