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> rt tt tt tt tt « tt I »THE SHADOW« tt Of THE it close to the governor's palace, where fHE ALPHABET'S MEETING. THE HONEYBEE. the flowers are so lieautlful, or next to Tl,- »l|.Mb»t nit «nt - ud that "they the big cathedral, where they burn a 11« Carlon» Jana and Its Wonderfnl V. re i i arranged ® proper way." i million lights?” Little Tongue. A TRUTHFUL NARRATIVE OF CANINE A had al at th«* •' a I too long; ''Why. Inocencio!" exclaimed Liana With the closest scrutiny It becomes It was not right; it waa utterly wrong. TENACITY AND SAGACITY. ••Fur you all knov. 4nd can plainly M« admiringly. And then she added, "I evident that the bee does not, like That place belongs to me, ” said G. think I should like lu st to be near the other creatures, bouse Its tongue In its “You take the head, In leedt” said J; The man is properous who saves a dollar on this and a half dollar An the Story of the I'rut U h » Helaft*«] dear Santuarla.” Siu- rublied her pret mouth, but neatly folds it back beneath ••That plac< 1» . it t r my dear K.” on that; the prices quoted in our new complete 40-page list help you in by a I’rrarlBer lio W u« a Party to ty cheek up and dow n bls arm affec Its bead. Bumblebees, when disturb •‘Tut, tut, tut! Well, well, well! (lie Incident So i'urtbrr Teatlmuay this direction. 1’11 Aland there myself then,” said L. tionately. “Because, you know, I love ed, have a wny of threatening with “Excuse ua, please, we think that wa 1« Nece«MMr>. It so.” their Jaws, while the honeybee haa It pays you to deal where no false representations are made, but Have a word to say.’’ said B, C, B. l or several years now the good padre the more direct method of settling In A certain Nashville statesman Is where goods are sold directly as advertised. ‘•SuppcHP you have," tuid F aa he had been taking her and Inocencio truders with her sting. »Inuit one of the best story tellers In Softly whispered a wor I to E. Isn’t it much more satisfactory and much easier to sit down at tt BY VIRGINIA LEILA WENTZ, tt there on the feast of Guadalupe to Join The Jaws of the bee are very credit ‘‘Who’ll prevent, I'd like to know, Tennessee, aud Ills repertoire include* a home, look over the catalogue, select the goods required and mail your In the fiesta of the people. The vast able organs and can give quite a for Standing head M, N or Of” lot of good ones, fish uml otherwise. nave of tin- Santuarla, crowded with midable nip. Catch a bee In a net and order, than to depend upon stores where the stock is small, uh well as ------ •------- “We’ve listened in allene« to all of you And now will ‘head’ you,” said I* and Q. On tlie truthfulness of some he will I t C opyiuoht , 1800, ++ kneeling forms, and the dazzling splen see bow viciously it will bite at the assortment incomplete, and get something that does not give half ‘‘Our impression is, you had better try,” Bv E rvin W ardman . ** dor of the white and gold altar bad stake his reputation for veracity, but satisfaction, notwithstanding that you do pay an extravagant price'.’ meshes, working its Jaws sideways in Tie n angrily spoke loth II and I. quite stolen away the child's warm re stead of up an<l down. he tells one which lie always prefixes “How rude and coarse!” said R, 8, T. ligious soul. “The ‘airs’ of some!" said U and V. witli the statement that it was told him We call tills wonderful implement of “Would drive one mad,” said W, X, Y, Z. 1 lie children went on playing quiet the bee a tongue, but In reality It Is by a minister of tlie gospel, Dr. Bard But, after all, the letters still stand CHAPTER II. ly for a few moments, each busy with more than tills, for the whole arrange well, who will Is* remembered here by A st the head, at the foot A. The magnolia tree that bad been separate thoughts, until Liana Inter the older Inhabitants as tlie assistant No. -o Market Street, San ^Francisco. Brooklyn Eagle. ment consists of two slender filaments planted out by the aeequia had seen rupted the silence. of Dr. Edgar of revered memory, who called maxllliv, the under lip and the spring give place to summer aud au “Yes, I love the Santuarla, and It was pastor of the First Presbyterian TALK OF MARRIAGE. tumn to winter nearly 13 times, when would be kind of you to buy me a actual tongue. If a drop of honey lies church during tlie latter years of Gen uear the surface of a flower, the slen at last one day old Berrendo and Crls- house close to it. Hut. no- I should t'rovrd Iler Xnlloniillty. I Importers and Dealers I d It In Proper For tlie Man, but Not eral Andrew Jackson's life ami attend ttno, his neighbor, hit upon a merry want to go with you. Inocencio. Grand der, active tongue, darting out from For the Girl, Apparently. ed the old hero In Ills last Illness. The Recently u bent old lady entered one the case formed by the maxillae, licks plan. Henceforth there should be no father will be old aud withered then Writing and P A P i R of tin* Balina street stores and upon be A man may remark on his Intention story teller said: Wrapping... 1 Ol U,U more wrangling. The Held over which and only have two teeth left. Ob, no: it up with the same ease that a dog to marry at some indefinite future time, “Dr. Bardwell used to visit my fa ing asked w hat she wished to see made licks a plate. Should the tube of the CARD 8TOOK the water flowed was to be Liana’s I should want to go with you. decid flower tie elongated the bee has at when prudence or other considerations ther's house when 1 was a boy, and the reply In what the clerk Judged to be an edly." marriage portion. STRAW AND BINDERS' BOARD unknown language. A second Inquiry story I am about to tell you was relat may make It possible or advisable, command another length of tongue, 56-Ä7-ru-« , Fti’Ht St. Of course they would have to wait "You couldn't, into the deep forests. without having, as a rule, to run the ed to me on the occasion of one of these proving no more satisfactory, tbe clerk T bl . main 109. 37 SAN FICANCISCO. awhile four the wedding. Inocencio, You arc a girl." remarked Inocencio which is shot out from within and gantlet of a chorus of Impertinent and visits. Wo were out on the veranda excused heiself ami went in search of shuts up like a telescope when no Berrendo’s grandson, was only 12, and dryly. stupid would be witty remarks. But smoking one evening after supper. Tbe one of her colleagues who Is of German Nicely furnish Liana, the granddaughter of Cristlno. Liana's lip trembled for a second. longer wanted. should a girl be buhl enough, or, rather, doctor was fond of dogs and was a descent. ed rooms by the To appreciate fully this delicate was but 0. Meanwhile, having deter Then she rejoined witl a dainty tri day, w e e’k or pretty good sportsman and naturally “ Oh, Miss L„" siie entreated, “ won ’ t natural and simple enough, to say the organ you should watch the bee sepa month, en suite mined upon the plan which should put umph in her voice: same thing what would be the result? tlie conversation turned on tills subject. you come over to my counter for n mill <»r single.at low an end to the contention of years, the “Ab. well, perhaps I shall not want rate It Into Its component parts and Why, every one knows that she would ” 'Speaking of dogs,' said Dr. Bard rates. Country Ute? There's n poor old German lady clean it out. The lengthening process patronage solicited, and no pains will be spare •arcii two old men were In rare glee. In to marry you at all!" be promptly sneered out of counte well. 'reminds me of a dog which tie- there, and I can't understand a word to make them comfortable during their visit. of the proboscis, as the tongue and its their abandon they drank to the health It was at tltis Juncture that Inocencio longed to a friend of mine in Mississip (he says. ” nance. BOB Market St, and D Ellis st., corner of their grandchildren more times than had brought Ills lips together In a mas allied parts are sometimes called, is Miss L. followed ami. pausing before And why? Is It Immodest fora wom pi. I had been Invited to bold services Stockton, San FranclHco. was good for them In Parras brandy of terful, grim fashion a fashion which accomplished by a series of springs and at a church near this friend ’ s house the stool on which tin* would be cus an to express u determination to enter Telephone Red «H. MRS. RANFT, Prop. the best. be had and which grandmother saw hinges. In addition to this telescoping and wrote him to meet me at the sta tomer was seated, inquired -in her power, the tongue Is a hairy member, Into a state which we tire being contin Berrendo was sharply denounced in sometimes, but seldom Liana ually reminded Is a natural and honor tion, some six miles from his house, on sweetest tones: SAM MARTIN CHAS. CAMM consequence by his wife, but Cristlno, •There Is no use In many words. I the hairs arranged in rings, the longest “Are you a German?” i For 23 years with For 3 yenrs with able state, while it Is modest and prop the Saturday afternoon before Sunday, poor old fellow, had no senora’s gra like them not. But I ant going to tnar ones toward the center. They assist lu C, E. Whitney &, Co C. E. Whitney ä C o . the day of tlie appoiutmeut. Tlie “ poor old German lady ” raised er for a man to do so? Such a distinc lifting in the nectar and lu pumping it cious presence in bis bouse. To be ry you.” "‘lie'was on time with horses, and her handkerchief to her lips and evi tion would never be drawn except for sure. Liana opened her great eyes The next evening, when the padre into the mouth. Thence it goes to the NEW COMMISSION HOUSti tlie “cheapness” to which reference has wo started to his home. I noticed that a dently extricated Homething from her honey sack. — Chautampiau. wide when he laughed Inordinately came to hear their lessons and they very handsome bird dog followed us, month. Then, beudiug a look of the been made. and sat down on a table instead of a wert> seated around tin- little table wltli If a man wants to marry, he can mar and. having heard that some one In utmost scorn upon tbe clerk, she ex PITH AND POINT. chair. But as he allowed her to take a tile l.erosetie lamp In the center. Liana ry. If the first woman he asks refuses that neighborhood owned an especially claimed in a rich and unmistakable picture of St. Catherine that hung on Informed Ills reverence that Inocencio him. he has only to ask a second or per well trained trick dog, I asked my brogue: Very few people want to know the the wall and cut out the saint’s figure had spoken to her "inuy mnl." 1 ”1-123 DavislSt., san Francisco. "Garman. I h it? Indade nn I'm not. haps n third or fourth. It would be friend about It. The padie pulled a face. and. draw truth unless It fits tlieir prejudice. for a doll she thought, on the whole, It “ ' “That's the dog," nt the same time But I’ve got a new set of false tat lie, safe to guarantee that within a montIt Generiil Commission «nd Every one who doesn't like you Is was rather nice. ing the hoy close to Idin, whispered any man of fairly respectable life and pointing nt Ills dog. which had run bad scran to thlm! An now, If yo looking for a chance to laugli at you. Produce. Inocencio and Liana had grown up something In Ids oar. ahead of us and was waiting at the plase, will wan of yez wait on me?”— A great deal of nerve Is sometimes position ami appearance who cared to forks of the road. together, and they were both alike In Inocencio smiled and stood uncertain • Specialty, Butter, Eggs aud Cheese. Syracuse Herald. make tlie experiment could marry in this—they were orphans. The little for a moment, tapping Ids forehead necessary to keep from being cranky. “ ‘I asked hint to make him perform a Your consignments solicited. his own class, could marry probably a girl was but 3 years old when her par significantly. You know a whole lot If you know EntertninIns Squirrel». trick. He got down from his horse, "Ho is going to beg your pardon In enough to know you don't know any woman much superior to himself. ents, who had gone to Rpend a week Alive in ills native woods the squirrel called the dog and, taking out his pock But what about the girl who intends with some cousins In a near by pueblo, English.” the padre explained. thing. Is an amusing little fellow, and he will to marry "some day?” Is she not in a etbook, held It to tlie dog's nose. Ho Tbur ca ne Inocencio's rich, mellow were carried off by a pestilence of When a boy is not invited to a party, very different position from the man? then took out a silver half dollar aud, entertain you by tin* hour If you will smallpox which swept down upon the voice, with a childish treble lu It: he hangs around the outside jo see bow let him. Hen* Is a girl of good character- much walking some distance Into the woods, town. The boy’s mother had died In “Mees. I ask of you par-din. Zee hands things are going. Yon probably become first aware of raised up n large rock and put the mon better than the man's, probably—aver giving him birth. As to his father I kiss of you.” When a dressmaker makes a quilt age Intelligence, average good looks. ey under it. We then resumed our Jour his presence by his dropping tilings on well, no one ever spoke of his father, “Isn't tlie English tongue funny, p« out of silk scraps, the women begin to your head. Then he plays hide and Theoretically she is free to marry ney. and when probably half a mile and Inocencio grew so at last that be die?" laughed Liana merrily. "May I look at her with suspicion. away my friend called his dog and told seek with you as lie zigzags up a tree. whom she will, but is she? If she re disliked to ask bls grandfather any learn It too? 1’11 study bard." While he pauses for thought, or pos Every one Is some kiud of a sinner. ceives one distinct offer of marriage, him to go back and get tbe money. All the world knows tliat coffee lu questions concerning him. No wonder they loved the good padre “‘The dog. without the lenst hesita sibly to w ash Ills face, another squirrel The employee too honest to take a post she has had more than her share, ac excessive use is injurious. And yet However, lie* noticed a singular thing of their little pueblo. He was a man comes scudding along tlie branches of tion, started back on a run, and, my age stamp will steal his employer's cording to the probable average. the coffee lover cannot stand taste In this connection. Whenever by any Into whose being something lietter a neighboring tree, and away they go, time. less cereals. There 1ms to this time The fact that by an unwritten law a friend explained, as the rock was heavy chance it happened that be was bold than mere scholarship lutd passed— one chasing tlie other, Jumping from been no happy medium between. Be sensible with your children. When woman must not take. and. indeed, does tin* dog would be unable to turn It enough to broacb the subject Berrendo, woodcraft and weather wit, the friend Café Bland tills tlie void with the over, so would have to scratch under It brunch tip to branch tip. racing up and having gruffly warded him off. would ship of aiiimttis and a delicate sympa you want them to do a thlug, tell them not want to take, the initiative hits very to reai'li the piece of money, and he down tlie trunk ami making tin* bark liest elements of Isith. It is richer Invariably break Into the same little thy with tin* life of childhood. The why. Don't tell them they must do It little to <lo wltli the extremely limited would not probably get home before we fly. Sometimes one loses ills footing than straight coffee, and many will or take a beating, or Hint they must do choice which modern conditions Impose not be easily convinced that it is snatches of an old Spanish song: gentleness of ills manner contrasted reached there, it then being about three mid falls headlong 20 or 30 feet to the ft because you say so. — Atchison Globe. upon English women. — Nineteenth Cen not all coffee. But we guarantee oddly w ith the bigness of his physique. De mi laro t’escaparas, ground, landing there with a force Unit miles farther on to his bouse. tury. that Café Bland contains less than Pero de mis bola—Qjiando! And he was quite content to spend bls “•However, when we reached home makes him bounce. You think evert An Undealrnble Boarder. fifty per cent coffee, which is scien grain of sense must lie knocked out of And then he would go about his work, days In his humble little corner of the Swnllowed Two rounds of Stone. tifically blended with nutritious the dog was not there. We ate supper, Some time ago the keeper of a board the small body, lint lie only blinks a puffing and steaming at a great rate. earth. He was too fastidious as well ing house retired from business after Stones do not form part of tlie rec and still the dog did not come, nor had fruits and grains, thus not only Berrendo had never been a gaucho— as too lowly to care greatly for the having acquired a comfortable com ognized diet of tin* cormorant, but one lie put In tin appearance when we re bit, and. alter n moment spent perhaps displacing over fifty per cent of the In letting tlie stars set tliat must have caffein, but neutralizing that which Inocencio was sure of that—so why did flinging up of caps In the street. petency in the course of about 20 years. of these birds in tlie National Zoolog tired at about 10 o'clock. Yes, the Padre Antonio was one of remains and still retaining the rich be sing this couplet? That was a “ 'The next morning we got up about suddenly risen before Ills eyes, lie During that period her house became ical park In Washington bad a craving coffee flavor. To those who suffer the Elisha kind as against the Elijahs, gaucho’s song. well known lu the city and among the which could be satisfied only by eat daylight, and, hearing a noise outside, streaks it up tlie nearest tree after tin* with the heart, to dyspeptics and Long after they have The devoted grandmother—she who one of the sort that heal bitter waters women In her own business. She nev ing two pounds of stones. Tlie keep nty friend opened the door, and the dog other fellow to nervous people Cafe Bland is nursed the stone bruises, picked out with a handful of salt, make poisonous er realized lmw well known It was un er's attention was attracted to tlie bird rushed In dragging with blm a pair of disappeared from sight you hear them especially recommended asa health the silvers, kissed away the troubles, pottage wholesome with a little meal, til she set out to find a place to live In because after having once sat down pautnloons, which lie dropped on the chattering together up among the ful and delicious beverage, so satis leaves like two watchmen's rattles.- gladdened the young heart by her sim find quiet, simple ways to deliver poor herself. it couldn't get up. lie was picked up, floor. fying that only the member of the Philadelphia Record ple tales— had told him one thing, widows from their creditors and se family making the change in the She applied first at tlie house kept by mid then tlie stones were liyard rattling “ ‘Of course we were both mystified, cotlee knows there lias been one. though. His father's name was Claude. cure homes for orphans. In the pocket a woman nearly as well known as her Inside of him. An official connected hilt bail not long to wait an explana More healthful, richer and less ex Iler Opinion of A*|Hirii4 uh . His mother had asked that the priest of his cassock you could always find a self only to learn that there was no wltli (lie park decided that Homething tion. for shortly afterward a man who pensive than straighteofl’ee. Beiler It seems thin asparagus Is not grown should give her baby that name, too. deck of cards, but that was only for room for her. It was not until she had must I k * done, and lie promptly cut tlie lived several miles from my friend's tn every respect. 25 cents per lb. the game of solitaire. His sacristan been through the same experience sev cormorant open and relieved him of Ills and he bad--Claude Inocencio. bouse rode up on a mule and inquired In the tropics at least It was not grown Your grocer will get it for you. ’ “But Inocencio is a name long and servant, old Jose, had carved him eral times that she came to understand burden. One of the stones, of irregular if a dog with a pair of pantaloons in at Rio de Janeiro when a certain Amer Ask For a sort of card table out of the trunk of ican gentleman, who bad lived several enough to bear every day,” the old wo that she was not wanted in tlie estab shape, was .">,j Incites long. The in his month bad come Into the house. man had concluded, “and your grand a tree, and Instead of going off with lishments of la r former rivals. Iler cision was sewed up. and for five days The dog at this moment came out on years in the Brazilian capital, went his pipe or his cigar, his flute or his father likes it better.” reputation for keeping a fine house was the bird got along nil right, tlie wound the porch, and the man snid, “Why, with his wife and 8-year-old daughter to visit friends living near Buenos Liana liked it too. She would have guitar, as other padres did, he would too much for tlie other women, who healing finely, lint nt the end of that there’s tin* dog now.” been lonely without Inocencio. He had go to his little table and have bls game did not want to submit te the scrutiny time tlie cormorant grew restive and “ 'My friend told his caller that the Ayres, a part of the continent where been her champion aud lover—aye, and of solitaire. of a former boarding house keeper who pulled out tlie stitches with bis booked dog had really brought a pair of panta the climate Is lietter adapted to the Several years before he bad said to lmd made a reputation and a fortune in bill. As a consequence of opening up her worshiper as well—ever since baby loons home wltli him, but he did not fruits and vegetables of tlie temperate regions. hood. Once when the tiny, soft eyed Berrendo and Cristlno: "The little ones the business. tlie wound lie died. understand It himself. At tlie first dinner after tlieir arrival thing, a coquette even then, had put are bright. They ought to go to She learned, after going to a hotel “ 'The man said that late In the after the visitors were treated to some fresh her arms around the stalwart boy and school." And the two old men half to where her record could not be used Arttflelnl Stone. noon the day before ho found tlie dog lisped In pretty Spanish that she loved themselves had responded In hopeless against her. that she was not the only Qunrryinen and stone dressers will scratching under a largo rock near the asparagus. Tlie little 8-year-old daugh him he liad stopped whittling his stick tones: woman who laid found it difficult to probably lie gradually crowded out of roinl and, thinking lie was after a rab ter was likewise served witli the as Pronounced cat-fay—accent on last syllabi« “SI, padre.” Neither of them had ev and answered solemnly: get Into a boarding house after having their occupation by the use of artificial bit, stopped and lifted the rock tip, and, paragus. but she evidently did not er done that. think much of It as an article of food. “But, Liana, you do not love me as kept one of lier own. When they are stone. In tlie manufacture of this stone to his surprise, found a half dollar on 'There's line stuff in both of those Her mother tried for some time to well as Pancho Manuel. You gave him A Model. well known. It is practically impossible tlie sand is heated and the cement add tlie underside. children, and there ’ s no reason why I half of vour banana yesterday.” Mr. Jones came home at an unseemly for such women to find quarters, for ed to tlie amount of 12 per cent of tlie “ ‘He put the money in his pocket, and coax her to ent It. Finally the little shouldn't teach them myself. I will. ” “Oh, Si,” she had answered, with a whatever her reasons may be the land mixture. The steel molds are filled the dog followed him home. Tlie dog girl, taken between the rudeness of hour tbe other night ami was surprised slight toss of her lovely baby head, “I So spoke the padre alone a few hours lady does not like to shelter her kind.— with the dry material and moved Into appeared to be friendly, and tbe man whispering nt Hie table and the rude to see Mrs. Joues Bitting up for him liked Pancho yesterday, but I like you. later to his cards. New York Sun. an immense cylinder, which Is dosed petted liitn and gave him bls supper. ness of not entlng tier food, leaned over below stairs, with no other light than And ever since then be had been true Inocencio, today." ai d bolted. Bolling water ts then At night when the family retired tlie and. with a choking voice and quiver that of the gas lamp, which faced the And Inocencio had kissed her. not to his word. At first he had begun by Old Militia Elections nnd New. turned In under pressure sufficient to dog was put on the outside, but he Ing lip. whispered to her mother: “Mam door, to keep her coiupftny. lifting them to his knee and telling satisfied and not understanding, yet “M-M-Marie," he said huskily, "y-you From tlie American Revolution to the force it all through tlie Rand in tin* kept up such a racket tliat no one could ma. It Is not nice. It’s raw at one end trying to be content. The glamour of them of those wonderful things called year 1823 the officers of the militia of molils. The cement slacks, but the sleep on the place, and when the man and rotten nt the other." shouldn't sit up s'late when I'm out on cities, full of people that could read his love cast about her an unreal light, business.” the state of New York had been ap steel molds du not permit any exptin- opened the door to drive the dog off he An K iik I in I* Explanation. out of which shone so perfect a figure and write, ami about steamlsiats and pointed by the council of appointment slon Io ocenr. and the stone Is formed rushed into Ills bedroom and at once As Mrs. Jones did not answer him, be Tills Is the way a prominent English steam cars. Ami they held their breath that he bowed before her, while his continued in an alarmed voice: upon the recommendation of command and dried under an immense pressure. became very quiet, lying down near paper explains It: straightforward nature endeavored to in amazement, while the tendrils of ing officers of divisions, brlgndes and The result Is a very hard stone, which the foot of the lied, where he slept all “Rhorry, m'dear, but It’s last time— The president of the United States, -grasp the tortuous windings of a tem ambition commenced to feel around regiments, ami the promotions were can lie supplied In shapes desired and night. who receives n salary of £10.000 a tell you I'm sorry—won’t sbpeak to and aspirations began to stir and bum perament beyond his comprehension. generally imide according to rank and much cheaper tlinn the natural stone. “ ‘Early in tlie morning, the man said, year, must pay for all tbe food consum me?” Yet at times was be also masterful. in their young hearts like waking bees seniority. Under the new constitution At this moment Mrs. Jones calk’d he got up and opened the window, and ed nt the White House, and tlie ex in the warm presence of spring. The day, for Instance, when unknown WoncoukiitfK lh‘MinnrRnt»i. and the militia law of 1823, and in ac the instant he did so the dog seized his penses of getting up nn elaborate state from above stairs: [ to ) bk continued .] to them Berrendo and Cristlno had de Odd ns It may appear to dwellers In pantaloons In ills mouth and. Jumping “Mr. Jones, who art* you talking to cordance with Hie democratic spirit of dinner lire not small. Cigars and cided upon their merry plan. The chil at this hour of tin* nlglit?” the period, the 011*011011 of military offi small cities, some of tlie down town out of tlie window, fled. Gambling. wines tbe president buys, and they dren were making little adobes and "Thasli what I'd like to know “ ‘The man followed ns soon as lie must be of tin* best. He has to main The writer once spent a Saturday cers became the established usage and restaurants of New York are in build building toy jacals out under the mag-i m-m-myself," stammered Jones. afternoon In the study of a dignitary of has continued until the present day. ings In which no cooking Is allowed. could get Ills mule. tain his own equipage. The govern nolle tree, fetching their water from Mrs. Jones hastened down stairs, ‘“Hearing tills story, my friend got ment, however, allows him ti valet; al the church while the ecclesiastic strug The election of officers In 1823 and fol Some of the busiest of the midday res the acequla In miniature ollas. gled In vain to frame an argument lowing year was attended with consid taurants purchase nil their meats and the pantaloons and on searching tlie so a clerk, who opens all his letters. lamp In hand When she saw the sit "Why do you sigh, Inocencio?” asked uation, she laughed in spite of being erable ceremony—officers attending stews already cooked and merely lient pockets found the half dollar which lie Liana, stirring her wet clay vigorously. agaliiRt garaiding to be presented to the them In full uniform, and noncommis them through again before serving had hid under the rock the afternoon All other personal servants must be very angry. congregation on the morrow. He aban engaged by tlie master and inistrens of “Is It because the English that the "It's the model,” she said—"the mod sioned officers and privates In undress them to patrons. This branch of the before.’ ’’—Nashvlll** Banner. tlie White House. padre gives you for your lesson tomor doned the attempt. I-’ar be It from a uniform.—Clark's History. restaurant business has reached such el I bought today to fit wy dresses on.” literary journal to assert powers the row Is so hard?” Time to Go to Work. proportions that the mere operation of “Yes, tliasli so,” said Jones tlpsily. Kcmullnnvlnn Enicllah. “No; there Is another thing that possession of which the professionally A womau was onee trying to induce cooking for sin h places lias become nn Unaelllsh. “Model Woman—didn't talk back—make religious are fain to disclaim, yet with Sir Herbert Maxwell gives In Ills makes me sad. It will be five long established business, and owners of General Sherman to use Ills Influence “So you proposed to Miss Chillers?” siiine fellow go<x) wife."—London Tit- months yet before I am 13, Liana." submission we even venture to believe for her son In order that ho might be “Memories of tlie Months" tin* follow I Bits “Yes," answered Willie Washington. ovens thrive at it.—New York Sun. Inocencio made the announcement re that at least one cogent and effective given a place In the army, for which, Ing copy of a beguiling advertisement “You must have known she would The O<l<l Shllllnaa. flectively. “And then there Is Ruch a argument lies against all forms of gam reject you.” however, he had shown no particular set fortli by a Seandinnvinn who could I'nlnttnir Black Eyes. "splk Inglis" aud who had a shrewd There Is very little difference be weary time to wait before I shall be a bling—one, namely, based on the truth fitness. “ III h father was In the army, ” "Of course. But It Is an old saying "Tlie painting of blackened eyes, of that wealth, great or small. Is a trust Idea of luring tourists to his salmon tween a pound nnd a guinea; only a man.” that women can’t keep a secret, and I which you bear little nowadays." said said the urgent mother, “and so were river: shilling, and yet tlie keen business man “Well, when you get to be a man and therefore may not be put In risk. was afraid she would get to comparing a man of experience, “is so well estab Ills grandfather and bls grent-grnnd- The moralist may declare that the Look Herl Sulmonl Tbe honor.ltle trevclera Insists that the shilling shall be consid what then ?’’ father, ami It seems as If he ought to notes. I had proposed to all the other lished a business now that it does not •re averletl to, that underalzned. who firea in ered. After Thackeray's series of lec “I shall marry you first of all. And gambler gets, or at least wants to get, girls, and I didn’t want her to feel even need advertising. A sign which follow tbe line." Fjord, pr. Vol den Romadala county. Norway, then I shall go far Into the Immense something for nothing. Men will laugh. slighted.”—Washington Star. abort or lone time, hire, out a good Salmonriver. tures on the four Georges had been “ Hm! Three generations In tbe I Just passed aroused memories of They know better. The winner gave Good lodging flnda. tliDaia Maas delivered In London, Wlllert Beale forests of the mountains there’’—be earlier days within me. It was merely army.” said the general. “Don't you says that he called upon tbe novelist pointed to the distant peaks of the Cor his chance to lose for his winnings. An Oalrazr. think, madam, that It Is about time for the name of a man who does Oils kind A Combination Tree. I In Onslow square with a check for dillera, beyond which lie Tepic and For his losses the winner got his Mrs. Jones—Are you awnre, Mrs. of painting, with tlie brief announce one member of tlie family to work for A pine tree and a birch tree have I £250. San Blas—“and 1 will bunt and bunt chance to win. Rut ask the speculator Skinbone, that your dog lias Just bitten a living?" ment, ‘Black Lyes Painted.’ whether he would gamble with trust grown so close together In Woolwich. “What's this, W. B.?” cried Thack and hunt”- my little Willie? “Some years ago such a simple state Me., that one trunk serves for lioth. eray, reading the check. “Pounds? Ilnnnd to Enjoy Herself. The boy broke off for a moment to funds held by him for orphans and Mrs. Skinbone—What, your Willie, ment was not enough to enable one In "Now, dear," said mamma, giving sending fortli pine branches on one [ Our agreement says guineas, and listen to the wind playing delicately In then suggest to him the one great truth who has only Just got over scarlet fe that business to live. Tlie artist whose the branches of the tree above blm, a that Is seizing hold of men’s conscience, ver? Oil, Mrs. Jones, If anything Anal instructions to Elsie, who Is going side nnd birch on tbe other. Tbe union guineas It must be.” rapt expression on bls handsome, the most hopeful sign In these perplex should happen to Fido I'd never forgive calling tills sign declared Is the same to take tea wltli a playmate, "when you seems a happy one in spite of tlie fact “You arc aware that tbe lectures so man who some years back used to have are asked If you will have something, that the two fret's are ns widely sep far have Involved very heavy losses,” swarthy face. Did be hear his Indian ed days of social unrest, that men are you. u pli.ee on the avenue farther west, and trustees of all that they call their own. forbears calling “Yo-hl-ouan!” yon must say. ’Yes, tliank you,’ and If arated by the botanists as two well said Beale apologetically. In front of that old office he used to you don't want It you must say"— can lie. and the gnarled branches of Telegraphing With Cannons. “Yes, and 1 will sleep on a bed of —Current Literature. “That’s not my affair,” said Thack grass, I will follow the traces of the When the first vessel completed the have an expansive and gorgeous sign “Oh, you needn't bother aliout that." the pine embrace the birch In a most eray. "I don't know what occult which told Ills accomplishments In tlie affectlA*ate manner. Wn Are Shorter at Might. passage of the then uew Erie canal In stag and the jaguar, I”— Elsie Interrupted. "I don't expect to means you have to protect yourself “But what will you do with me?" It la an undoubted fact that the hu 1825, there being no such thing ns a phraseology v hit'll tlie only Tody Ham refuse anything.”—Philadelphia Press. from loss. Guineas, W. R.l Guineas Jn«t ns Bad. chimed In Liana, the feminine In bet man body is shorter at night than In telegraph tn those days, the news was ilton after perfected III describing the it must be, and nothing else. I must Educated Egyptian You have no asserting Itself. She stopped her stir the morning, and that Is due to the communicated to New York and to cliarms of tin* best tliat I la rail in of Two Faced Babies. wonderful hieroglyphics In your coun have the shillings.” ring and dropped her stick. She let her weight of the body compressing the Buffalo by cannons placed within hear fered.”—New York Sun. "Not that deceit Is a boru Instinct, And the shillings were sent him Im try. sir: no mysterious inscriptions, no little chin fall into her clay soiled Intervertebral cartilages. During sleep Ing of each other all the way along but some babies must bo two faced In mediately. undecipherable relics of an ancient lit One Wny of Looking nt It. hands and looked at him wonderlngly. or while in a recumbent position, the from A Ilin ny to each of the other cities. the cradle." erature whose secrets tbe wise men of Mabel Ml* Small Is treating poo Katrine—I was reading this morning “Oh,” said Inocenda. laughing and pressure being removed, their natural The signal sj, passed along In tills “Oli, tin. s not possible.” the world have tried for nges to tils of a man who cooked his own break- forgetting "Yo-hl ouan.” “1 shall buy elasticity enables them to resume their way from Alban/ to New York city Johnstone shamefully I “I don't know. 1 know a child that Ethel—Gli, really. I haven’t heard looks like Its rich aunt when she comes cover. you a home In gay Guadalajara. Would normal size; consequently the height of and back again t* A bap.v In 58 min , fast for 15 years. Tourist- No. we haven’t any of those you like best that It should lie near the an Individual will vary from tbree- utes. The experiment was a costly anything Max—He must bare been very hun on a visit and is tlie exact image of Its things, lint (brightening up» we've got Mabel Haven't you? They say she'« rich uncle when he happens to be great quadrangle of the I'laza de Ar elghths to half an Inch between morn one, but was a success In every particu gry when he finally got It done.- our "railway guide».”—London Fun. going to marry him.—London King. 1 Rnruba mas, wbere the military band plays, or ing and night lar. there."—Exiliain’e. THE TALE OF A BOG. Ask for Our New Price List. »CORDILLERA:« $ Or, The Maonoiia fiower, E tt tt «: « « i$ Smith’s Cash (Dept.) Store BLAKE, BLAKE MOFFITT S TOWNE THE CUSTER MARTIN, CAMM & CO. Most Healthful Coffee In the World.