Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, March 14, 1901, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextBANDON RECORDER. ;oooooooooooooo-oooooooe is! o iUi. Ioooooooetooa MI j Polly Larkin. If l....lltlunt,u..l.,vd.v,lM!tl f those , f()r , .,; , r) , , they come In contnct with ill every day .,, n unit Hie. every day life give them half tin; credit lliuy de serve for keeping within Isiumls. Ilrenk out In an unguarded moment they will an Hiiro us the sun will drink forth from the blackest cloud. Possibly they will rage and Htorin, then everything will appear iw serene ih a May morning when thu storm has passed, hut In wardly thu unfortunate inheritor of this '" Hf.. to nii.-oii with them. Whlj Thu Rlorjr of n Hoodoo IIM. Mr. John Cooper, one of Dooly coun ty 8 most prominent citizens, Is In tu rlty on bis way to Augiistn to attend oi.i veternns. reunion. When he i Polly often wonder- when she hears got off the train, he looked up Captain , tmt olle KVl. c-rt-IIt for ., "r,rt:" TU'y' !,e of !,rnv.eRt ot 1 Imvliiu such a sweet and lovely .11-,,- and thev m ,., i , Z , -Itlon, If the one who uru Ixirn with nun tiicj Iniuiedlntely began "tvnpplng I ,. . ' , , , , -. reminiscences nhout their nrmv I f,. In I tla' lll'rlKV "f 'l'"' 'IT 'ld nil Vlrglnln. Klnnlly Mr. Cooper nsked Ciipliiln Mosoloy If he remembered the Yankee lint. A reporter who wns stand lug thero henrd the following story, which hoth men vouch for ns being ab solutely true: On the first dny of tho battle of Win chester a Yankee wns killed so nenr the lino of battle thnt n soldier of the name of MoLondon, Compnny I, fourth Ooorgln, picked up tho lint nnd put It on ami wore It. lie lmd not hnd It on bin bend for more tlinn two hour when he was sfiot through the henil, the bul let piercing the lint In nlmost the Mine hole thnt the bullet hnd entered thnt killed the Yankee. Another soldier of the nnme of Woo ten of Company II, fourth Ocorgln, picked up the hat and put It on, nnd In loss thnn nil hour lie, too. was killed, the bullet striking lilm In the bond tienr the plnce where the other two bullet had entered. The next dny nuother soldier of the linuio of Kllpatrlck of ('oiiipnuy II,' Fourth Georgia, wns wearing tho lint when he, loo, wns struck In the bend nnd killed. Although the hat was a line one, It wiih left lying on the Held, ns there was no one who would wenr It, ntt four men who bad worn It were then cold and KtllT, and each one bad been wliot through the bat In almost the siimu plnce. Macon News. I'olly, thut there arc -wore of men, lionornble and iinright citizen-., who nreju-t ai great criminals as tlice un fortunate. They have Just Mich vio lent tempers, but have been fortunate enough never to lx.nr the heavy cross that those men must carry through life. Some times I wNh the Angel of Death could place the Mill of silence on tllie men mid send them to be Judged by one who knows of their trials and tribulations and will give them This is a long way round, I'olly, lo rench the point of this conversation. The"ilit Is this, however: It lies with the mothers In the laud. When they II in 1 out their child has this unhappy dlollion they .should make It their ATIPPKOilA SHARK. THE REWARD THAT IT BROUGHT TO A PAIR OF SHARP MEN. Ilotr a Grateful Wool IJroker He rri m r it .Millionaire nnd nn Inlelll Rent IminlKrnnl Ilecmne n Tnrern Keeper A Storj .f Nriv Sontli Wales. . HTiilInr illsHsltioii Is sorely grieve,) ami conscience-stricken over the out burst of temper for which they are not really accountable They shed hitter tearsover their unfoituuatcilNposltlon, renew I lie resolve they have made over again only to lx taken unawares when Ihey least expect It. They know when they nru making all the' gixxl rcfolu tloiis that they will lie broken Mxuier or later and they are In constant dread of something coming up to arouse the smoldering umber and fan them into a eonllagratiou tliat will make existeun us (lrisire ns Hi., l.rnc nshis. tliiil m-n bfl afler the angry Hann have ilone tlielr h",l'Mrl,l,,,,'l,,l'l""i'' kl"1 !" IV work. N-,i ,.ne knows ,.f the si.tlerliiL- ,K"" "'roiign uie lire. ....... - - . ping will rarely do any good with such a nature, but you can appeal to them In a tender, loving way thnt will Ix; far more eliectlve. Don't hnrp on his vio lent temper or (.peak of It before others, not even U'fore the family, for he will feel the humiliation keenly cnniigl without that. I Is'llcvc if this course wen; pursued there would Is' fewer em bl tiered live, and the mother would gradually gain control over her child dlolliou that is tempest one uiintlti and siinhlno the next, but censure anil reprimand will never do It. I know what I am talking nlxmt, for I was that a iK'lxin with a hasty temper must endure unless they have Urn tried by the same tortures, and no one give them half the credit they deserve, for It I a struggle from the cradle to BRIEF REVIEW. Extravagant Luxury ol Millionaire Wright l''ew millionaire in Loudon or oth Oclnnr I'rnnUs, A traveler In thu west, the Itev. C. T. I'nnly, Miys that of nil the uiaiilfeata tloiis of power In; ever witnessed, from mi cnrtliitmko down, a cyclone Is thu most npp.'illlng. The mldiilKlit black iicsh of the funnel, the lightning dart lug front It In Inconceivable llerceues.s, the Htrnnge crnckllng sound from Its bosom, thu HllddemiesH of Its Irresisti ble nttnek, Its Incredibly swift niollon. Its wild leaping mid bounding, like a gigantic benst of prey, the awful ronr which follows, all this but feebly chni nctcrlzcn thnt strauge nivager of the plains, He continue".: The cyclone plays odd pranks. I bnve seen two horses lifted III air and caiefiilly deposited, unharmed, III a Held about an eighth of a mile awny. I have Keen chickens and geese picked clean of feathers and yet feebly ullvo. One house, I remember, hnd a hole, till feet hi diameter cut out of lis roof, ns if by a circular sniv. I have seen the black, whirling cloud lift a build ing and Hlinko It to pieces, as one Nhake.s a pepper box. One of tho worBt cyclones I ever knew threw a heavy Iron wife about ns a child might toss n wooden alphabet block In play. It In mi Iriesponslble as well as an almost omnipotent monster, and It seems to love the hideous Joke of Un own concocting. tli.i ,rr ,.lu lint . .1)11. let- i,v.,r flilu I I . ,,, ,, ,. ., ,, i , , i"iiim it.-.-. ...- in rui.ii iiiiiii..-i -i iv II- I tui-rllilii lliliiirifiilli.il 1 lt.it imu ulmilf ill i.if I 1 " " i,ii,v. - ..... their live and caused them untold pain. II, Ion's "I. Illlr lli.l." Thu lloston TiniiDCllpt snys thnt lino ton's "I.ltlle Italy" Is estnlillRhtsI In the very ipiartur where Paul Itevere llvtsl and wiieuco he bore the iiiciiuiko of the belfry. The Old North si pin re rlt ph'H with the color and music of for clgli faces and toiiKUes. The Old North church Itself cnniiot have fur to to neighbor with I'ruiiciKciiti ebaH'ln and Itouinii C'utliollc cnlliedrals, thv wlndo uiiHlley of n foreign world umiri lug thnt place where once I'lirltniilsra rolgticd Btipreiue. They say that the llotou llnllans are very tlulfty, tliiil from being gotxl lent payers they are becoming notnble prop erty buyers. They nro u music lovln and art lining people. "Co to tin' Museum of l'luu ArtH on tbe free diiyt and see tliene wnne llnllnns, In tlielr rugs nnd hobnnll slices., ineii, woiui'ii mid children, standing before the fluent things In the gallery nnd upprcclHihiK them." And that sight reminds a writer lu The Transcript of u shabby cnbinnn In I'lorence who always curried his (eriisnleiiiiim I.IU'mla In hit coat pocket nnd whose uislon a for the preservattuii of the Italian tungD In Its purity, "as only the Sltmueiti now preserve It, Hlgnorliia." .vl I knew of one little lady mi alllictcd who had seoii-H of friends. In speaking of her hasty temper one day, she said: "I'olly, no one will ever know wh'it I have lmd to sillier from my imfo Minute temper, and I come by It naturally enough, for my father had Just such a violent temper and he was n dangerous man when aroused. My mother lived In constant terror of his doing xomr thing desperate in an unguarded mo ment that would brill disgrace ami sorrow upon him ami the rest of the family. It was a great grief to my gentle little mother that I had Inher ited this unfortunate trait of my father, ami it has Ih-cii the prayer of my life, the Inst thing at night ami the llrst thing in the morning to cuter my thoughts, that I might U' spared the humiliation and disgrace of losing my rt'inpcr and Mug guilty of Isith doing nnd saying thing I w as sorry for. "No one o,vor gives you any credit for (lie I xd tlis you must tight trom day lo day. They openly praise the gill with II swi-et disposition, whir-e teniHT Is never nulled for a moment and who can never Is. roused from tho even tenor of her way by anything that may Whltaker Wright, the moving spirit ii the collapsed London and tllohc groin In Loudon ho has a miniature palace hi I 'ark lane, in the drawiiig-ristm of which Is a copy of the famous Cabiiu du Itol of Louis XV. Three years were spent In building it and It cost many thoiMauds. At (iodalmiug he own a country seat worthy of Monte Crito, which CAM) workmen are now engaged in Is'iiiitifylng. It contain cHtlv fouu tains ami statuary brought from Italy Wright's Mulilcs alone cost a small for tune. They have upholstered oak ami leather settees and polished guumetal llttlngs, while valuable paintings and das relief adorn the stall. 1 1 is private yacht Is lilted up with similar luxuries, I'.verythllig he owned had to Is-of the lsd. To gratify this desire there was no stint in expenditure. Newport No Longer a Capital. Ily the recent adoption of an amend incut to the State Constitution, lihoih Island has ceased to have two capitals and the last State In the t'tilon to maintain them has given up that pecu liar custom. Hereafter the city of Providence will Is' the only capital of thu State, ami, incidentally, the old historic Statehoiise In the city ot New sirt Mulshes its career as a legislative edillce. This venerable pile has hnd u happen, nnd from whom trouble rolls history of which any building within away as readily as the rippling waters the lunlersof the Slate of Ithode Island KliiM lllelmril 'in it Kllelii'ii, "Actors of th old school did not have the got genus singe netting- of tho prfs.'ut." ssld h vetersu staiie manager the other night as ho gnxed at the stage In Kurd's Opein House while lu a remliilM-enl mood. "1 remember once wo wen plsjlng southern towns with IMwhi llooth nod wanted to put ou lileh.'ird II.' No spocinl scenery was carried for (his. and I was told to look over the stock at lite theater to ee If theio was auy that could be ml. Tho Msvn.l h'i chIIihI for tbe eu- trnuco of thu Uliiw nnd til his courier Into a ronl hall. I picket) out a sot of scenery that 1 i bought would do for tho lattice, but cautioned the singe bunds nut lo Ret It on wren, side out. Well, the first atriie was IliiUbed. nnd whim U star- u dlsclnami fr the seoaud there was the oplcal old kitch en sv.'uv. me one with liaiiu Imuglng from the rafters, a caudhnlek n the iimntcl a ad all that. I was hcrrlbed mid iislosl Mr. Ilotith if Wl. shoiikl elmiige It by rluglu: down the ciirtuin. lie Mild no, he would go on, hut ho cautioned the other pla.u r i 'k.p jour ejt on me; dou't mi,,r anr eon sldonirlou look liebluil you at the scen ery.' "Well, tn teen w,.ul ir, nM afU,r, ward, when I asked some uf tboae In the fniHI of tbe bouse, they made uo comment, and I was routtiutsl that In thu liituiiiliy of tin. artlug the ha.l not nutlctst Huit the V lint was lu tbe kitch en llistond of lu. iaUic." llaltluuue Kim, Tl.r IS. I ii I of Vim, The sipjlre UyniNitbeltrally)-'ui very sorry to henr that your kusbutal Is nt tbe point of dixuh, Mrs. IIodc. hut you must try and be cheerful, at you know It will he all for tbe twst. Mrs. Uodgo-Ah, yes, Indsitl, sir; It'll he a hlesklug wuu e' gotiSk I'll be sbl to live In eouifoit then. u I 'ave 'liu In four dlffercul clubs. -Ju-- of the bnsik go singing on their way unmindful of the peddles that they pa over and around to reach the end of their Journey. Kvcrylsnly loves them ami praise them for their gsd news; hut, I'olly, U'twccu you and lue, they don't deserve half the credit that unfortunates like myself do, and yet even our own, who know the circum stance of oi',' unenviable disposition, have no patience with u. So mote it I'. Hut I comfort myself by thinking that mrtlily Judgments arc not llual, but there Is a higher power w ho knows and understands our trials ami trihula Hons ami our ellbrts to do right, ami hen the lliuil day of reckoning comes lie will Judge us leniently anil whclv, for I honestly Isdleve we have done the liet weoould under the clrcum-tanee. and I try not to fret over my ugly ihV swltloii any more than I con help, for I know that I am not the only one that Is blessed with such a heritage but have plenty of Jut such unfortunates to keep me eomixiliy.'' . . "An liouost coiiforvdnu is gissl for the soul," thought I'olly, and she uttered the truth when slickiild she hud plenty f etiuiiHiiy. Her sorrowful little his tory brought to mind a couvcrNitlnu 1 once had with a lady who ciit umcli of her time In visiting the (ails and frc Ueiitly the penitentiaries. She had lust ivtunnsl from one of the latter place one day, and her syinimtlioth heart wh lllhsl (ooverilow lug with the miseries of mhiic of tho occupants win were eiulurlim punlsliineiit and liumil liithui and w hoe lives were forever dlnstetl h the result ol this Inheritaiu H pllek lenier. "It would make ywr heart ache, I'olly, to talk to some of tl.t' uieii," she vild, "for there are men ctiulliitsl within tho prison walU who will never walk forth free- men HK"ln, and they are them for strlkmir one of their fellow -men In n inouiciit of auger, with no iuteiitloii of Injuring them seriously, hut striking lu their Ulnd fury of the moment a blow that nfcHlled fatally. 'Phey im siillerlnv me uirturt of Hadw, hme on this twrth, I'olly. One of (hem told me thnt his coiist'letico had never Wvu nt nxt forn uhiiiu-uI iuco ho struck the fatal blow that rublssl hi, uelghlmrof lib life nnd left his little fiunlly fitting lo. lie would have halhsl death as n welwuue releNM' from his epreent sorrow. He Mild he had never for a moment Inteuded to lutllot any Uslily Imrm ou Ills nelghUir, tail lu a iuonieitt of exelteineut over tho dispute of the UMinilnry of it fence Hue that wtmht not Imve imwut over n fisit of gnmutl to either elnlnutut, he struck at him bllmlly, mill uufortutmtojy striking a flitnl l4ow frtmi w hlcli he never mllhsl. No one will t-,r know what he has Mitlcitsl for tin rash a I I am urv, and Providence I'laiitatioiis" might well Is' proud. If it hail a tongue to tell it might relate iiiauy Incidents of the early days of New Kngliiud when News.rl was or.o of the big cities of America and New Yoik was descriU'd to the visitor front abroad us "near Newsirt," but, unfortunately, the old building stands in silence upon its linn foundation ami of Its noble pn-t there remain only thostorlo handed down In the few tccoids that remain. Boy Manuscript Reader, The youngest render of iimnu-crlpt in New York city Is the grandson of a partner in a big publishing house. For the lat three year, and he is now only ltl ytiir old, he has rend mauu-ei lpts, cluelly Isiys' -lories, ami his Judgment has Us'ii vcrltlcd by the Miecos of the Issiks which he lias aecepttsl, One would naturally cxoct that a Isiy would Is' llielK'st Judge of a ts.y's story, hut no other publishing house ha stil- inltltsl such iiianiiscrii.ts to U.ys. The ivuders for most of them are men. This young reader Is still in sclusd, and w hen he llnUdies his studio he Is going Into his grandfather's house to Is'glii at the Uittom ami work his way up. Versatile Lamp Iut. In Kuglsinl it lamp t hits Uvn iu tnslucisl which isiiublnes tire hydrant, tap and tire alarm lsi. The liydmut etui I.' u-isl for lire alarm purx-ce, lin ing wider carts and for street llushlug, while the small tap win U'liwd by an individual for domestic water supply. There is a water meter and siphon at the Isittoiu, by w hlch the water Is shut oil' from tho liydmut, thus preventing it from frts.lng. One of thu most Interesting spots In Sydney Is the point In the famous har bor known ns "Mrs. Macqutirlu's chnlr." It Is the eastern point of the doinnln, nnd the great natural sent In the rock facing down thu hnibor Is said to huve been n favorite resting plnce of the wife of tioM-rnor Macqunrle, who represented the Itrltlsh government r.lso as governor general of Australia In Sydney lu the carl days of the nine- tei ntli century. "Mrs. Mucqunrle's chair" has long been the favorite resort of suicides nnd xwo-tlienrts. nnd ninny murders li.-ive beeu enuimlttcd near the sK)t. 1c was nlso the main resort of shark Ushers In f lie days when n re ward was given fur each .shark (In de livered at thu water police station, the object, of course, being to thin out the dieail mail eaters from thu harbor, where they bocntiii' plentiful nnd dnn gerous as tho city of Sydney grew In size. It was there cue night that a broken down Immigrant en me to a strange turn In his foituues. Not nble to ob tain employment, he spent his last shilling lu n fishing Hue nnd shark hook nnd cast off from "Mrs. Mneijunrlo's chair." After patiently waiting for some time, another tramp Joined him, and this changed the luck, for he hn mediately get a Hue "bite." It took thu two nil their time to haul tho shark- ashore, hut when they got him In ho proved a beauty "J." feet 10 Inches long. The cut off his lln 1." shillings' worth In the morning and, being anx ious to ninU,' idl they could out of the haul, proceeded to "rob" the monster. They bad often read of diamond rings, gold watches and poeketfuls of sover eigns being found Inside sharks, for, while these tlsli can digest a mini, they nre not able to negotiate metal. Inside, mining other things, they found the body of a (.cruiau, and from I In- papers In his pockcthook It was ail- pareni that lie must have been In Lon don about three weeks before. Indeed, lu his oven- i.-il pocket theie was a copy of a Loudon newspaper dated "0 days pievluiisly. It was In 1S70, before the able was laid between Kluopc and Australia, and the steamships took oxer sK weeks on the voyage between London and Sydney. Tbe paper con tained news of tho outbreak of the war let hi en Piance and (.'crinauy. and It was apparent that tbe German, living in London, had been recalled home to sene lu the army of the fatherland. hud either Jumped or fallen overboard lo. tin- channel and had been picked up by Ibis great shark, which belonged to l tie f.isiest of Ids species. In I lie morning the immigrant had n good wash and brush up and a full feed on Ids III shillings, having given to his companion and sent him about his business. He had conceived a leal Idea and wished to have as few oiiieucrai.M as possmte. Asking n policeman who wns the greatest wool broker lu Sydney and getting tho nil- dress, he went straight down to the of- lice, w hero Ills pcculhircurncntucss toon L-ot him un aiiillcnce with the litis v irokcr No one in Sydney at that mo ment dreanied ot war ifir'tweeti Trance Hud lieriuaii. .- ml wool was being sold merrily m nlm-in nee a ixiund. "Well, my man. what enn I do for you? nsked the broker. I want you to tell mo." snld the poor limulgl'liut. "what the price of wool would he lu Sydney should war break out between I'rnnee and (Icruinny. It Is uluopcure now." "About !! to I shillings," said thu bro ker. "ery well.' replied the visitor. "Now. the Trench troops are marching ou Berlin, mill what promises to be a long ami bloody war has actually lie sun. "Nonsense." said the broker. "The ion 1 1 from London came In yestordav, bringing news up to slv weeks ngo. nnd there Is no news of thnt wild sort." The Immigrant thercuixm unfolded the IaiihIoii paper, dated three weeks previously There was no humbug oer that. 'I here ceuhl tie uo humbug Hlxiut It. for such a paper could not be produced hi Sydney, and besides Its matter gave nbundiiiit proof of Its gen ulneiiess. Wool ns already I shillings a iHiuml ou the Loudon market. Ou the Wool Ltflittuge people thought thnt broker mad when they saw him buying up all the wmd on the market mid wiring offers all over the colonies lie made u "corner," at any rate, pur chased all (be wool In Australia and looked happy. Sure enough, lu a few weeks' time out mine the uews by tbe mall steamer, ami up went prices. The broker sold out for a shillings and men a imu n.t and reabi.d some (I.POO.000 un the deal lie gate the Intelligent Immigrant an old suit of clothe and a (A note for his "Up," Mini this set the poor ehnp up lu the won. He has got aloug Hell thrutiiili the lucky stroke thai he Is now keeping a public house lu W.hiI looiuooloo Loudon Tree lince INDEPENDENCE HALL nicluird Mc Williams, n shoemaker and a poor man by his own rating, has preseiited a lure picture to the collec tion lu IndeiK'iidence hall. It la one of the four known copies of tho Krltn tuel engraving of Iudeix'Udcnce hall In 1S1., ix-rhnps the rarest ciiiravlng of that building. The very existence of tho engraving was unknown to the commission which recently restored Independence hall un til n small outline of It was discovered lu an old itlnmunc. The importance of the picture to the nrchltects planning the lestorntlou was realized, nnd a widespread, thorotich search among collectors revealed only three copies. One copy was borrowed, nnd to It Ar chitect Stacy Iteeves was Indebted for ninny details of the old statchousc which could have lieoti learned from uo other source. The other day u plainly dressed man of W wnlkcd Into the otilce of Superin tendent S. S. It coves anil stirpilscd him by piesentlng a richly framed copy of the much longed for engraving. The donor was Itlcbard McWIIllnms of llilS South Severn h street "I'm a shoemaker," said he, "and I got this I'n .tears ago In payment for a pair of boots. I didn't attach much Im portance t It, though, ami for nearly L'O years It Iny lolled up. I read 111 the pnpeis thnt after much search u copy of the lost Urlmmel hnd been found and boriowed for the use of thu urchl tects. I had several offers, hut I decld cd to piesent It to thu stiltchouse col lection." Philadelphia North Amerl-lean. INTUITION. How Jom II know-thli liny litdJn tUng WlUun in -ildrnM of Unfltd gr. 1h hour h lummfr'i Unjuld !ootttfp p AnJ toutliwird fing blrdi irt od tbe ln, Wtile iinn Ii dumb with Aurufi l!nclnr IIo iis- II know the time lor purpIWi hue Or kum the wondrout trmformtlon cene Whlib u the Held nd forest ill ibUief Wt. In rnrill notw, from dror " r,tn' llrMiinu the spell tint lnj lummer !. Tbe iricket Brit proclilmt the uturan c -llenrr Cleii-Und Wood In Almlee'i MJ?ln'- FREAKS IN LUNCH ORDERS. AN EASY GOING BE, riioloKralihliiK a I1I Grli,, Velli.it atone I'nrk. I said to my cowboy friend- know this hear?" . . .1 ... . I,... . lie repueu; ttnai, I recUJ That s the out grizzly. ue., J gest h'nr lu the park, m. ,j tnliids his own business, but J scared o' nothln, nn today, yoa J been scrnlitilll. so hn'n li.n l' - imuw ugly." "I would llko to take Mi ul' said I, "mid If you will boh, ik' ...Mil...- . 1 .. I. .. , 1 William lu tauu nuiuu ClinilCCao& "Aii rigui, sam no, with Waller ( nils Alleiilliili In Ihf llillta l.e Ilnl.lt AiiuiliK I'ntrnil'. One of the amusing tilings to he no- "I'll stand by on the horse, i', tlced at the Itiueh counters Is lue habit charges you I'll charge him. iJ. . . ... .l.n nn.l 1 1, l.t... ... . . '1 of Imitation, it too man ou s kiiuch mm ih.hu mice, nut I tmlits the bill of faro nnd then or lllilllllln M'.illliln't le n lleil. Thumiis O. .MctJIll, who a few weeks ago returned from u sojourn at Unite, Mon.. speaking of the ludinns of nurtheru Muiitaun. snld: "A party ot live cnine down to ltutte on a leveiiue lawsuit while 1 was there, and they cerlulnly weie about the llnest Indlnns I ever saw. Not olio of them wns less lluili (i feet - Inches In hek-ht and well built. They had ou their uiinl and feathers and cut a great swell, or nt least thought they did. They staid al one o'f the lending hotels, nnd the tlrst uiutulng after their arrival theie was considerable amusement ainuii-,- Hit other guests on the dlscovciy thai tin redskins, true to their Instinct, had scollied I he comfortable hed of the hotel and had climbed out mi the root of olle of the hotel buildings, when they slept with Just their blankets oter them Ihey couldn't get tlwi bucks to sh-cp In a bed. Ltery night. uo malter bow cold, they climbed out on the roof and went to sleep." ders n ham sandwich, pumpkin pie and u 'xbiss of milk, all his neighbors nre likely to duplicate his order, nnd soon there will be n whole row eating cx nelly the same things. Sometimes' this similarity of appetite causes serious embnriiissnieiit. Vhls Is Invariably the case If the occupants of the high chairs shift about the same time and the men on the end have numerous chances to 1 set examples for 1!0 or 30 patrons. Then I the pumpkin pie or sandwiches nre sine to give out before the noon hour Is pnst. "It's funny how lazy people arc," wild one of the waiters at n down town lunch place. "There nro lots of men who won't look nt n bill of fare, nnd they Just stare over the counter nnd ask for anything thnt comes Into their bends If they don't happen to feu nuother fellow eating Just what they want. If we have something sort of out of the ordinary, llko fried oysters, something that can bo written on the card lu Ink. o It will make n good Im pression on the public, It's n losing In vestment If the fellow on tho end near the door happens to pick It out. Then every one that passes 1dm sees the Oysters, and soon there Is n regular chorus of yells for oysters. Thero ain't n patron that wants corn beef hash or cold cabbage. "People nre Just like sheep or geese. They like to follow n lender If It's lu nothing but eating. I've seen big word ed articles about thoughts and ideas being latching or contagions. Any philosopher who has a chance to wait on n lunch counter would believe In that theory Ideas are ns catching ns the measles, and don't you forget It." Chicago Inter Ocean. 1. 1...... l a iiiit-i.-. iuu uuuur uavo Tnff picked out." 1 Thu grizzly came on, nnd I J Mm nt -10 vnrils. Ilm.i n-.iB " .. .. . .." " " yaros, imu sun tie came nnU ward mc. I sat down on the sf i i , ... . n . Hi' anu iiiauu reaoy 10 yams 10 in Q , m I. .Willi:. o Jllll.s, UUU Still It while thu pitch of Johnny's J I . .. ....... .1 . . 1 Kepi rismn iiiumji uuiiaieiy. nt live ynrds he stopped and his huge bearded head to one i see what was making that at. Inc row In the tree ton. elrtJ profile view, nnd I snapped the ei At the click ho turned on me thunderous g-r-o-w-i, and I and trembling, wondering If moment had come. Por a s glared nt me, nnd I could note tie green electric lamp In cad eyes. I lien ho slowly turned ed up a large tomato can. "Goodness." I thought, "Is to throw that at mo?" Ittit M cratcly licked It out. dropped took another, paying thencefc heed whntevor cither to me orb ny, evidently considering m beneath his notice. K. SetcaM son In Scrlbner s. TOOK CENTURIES TOE, A TttrnO-tlrst Ci-iitoi-) .liiurtinl. l'he publishers of the Cleveland World iceontly Issued n paper pur porting to give the news of .lan. 1, "(101. The phonetic system of spelling Is used throughout this alleged twenty llrst century Journal, and among the leading news articles an- an account of the opening of communication with Mars, a story of the iohlHry of an airship express by bandit who froze the messenger to death with ll.pild air, a description of the e., cation of a "tnuulros" by vaporlsuitlnii and a ru ot tn I of the discovery in the ruins of abandoned Cincinnati of several bar rels containing a curious, foul smelling liquid labeled beer. Minor Items chron lele the Intention of ".111110. Surah lleaithurn" to make a farewell tout of America, the death of n woman who once rocked l Jorge Washington lo sleep in his cradle ami the full uf a workman rrom the ninety-sixth llooi of su o rltce building. ri.l.ulllrll; of It'll. Illusion, Not counting the untioual capital there nre 1 1 towus uud cities bearing the name of Washington. No doubt more communities would have thus honored the memory of the fnther of ins country nut tor the prohibition of the iKistollhe depart meut of luoro Ihuu one iHistorht-e of the stiiuu nnino lu smte. There Is In nearly every state county called Washington. Hut th most ixjpulnr use of the nauiu hn come to light lu the euslou bureau in certain pans of the country ii rush lug business is bong .lone by ntlor neys in applications ror iieiislous ou behalf of colored sol.liers who served during the civil war. The nttentlou of the bureau has lat'ii ealled to one reg uncut lu which, according to tho roll colored (Jorge WitsJiliiatons served A siugle comiiauy shows a tueuibershin ui io i.eorge vt asmngtous by the tip luivniiuug nieti.-ht. Utuis (.lobe-lVui ocrat. Ali'iiln.l mill (lie llriilit, A lecture delivered by Dr. Victor Ilorsley lu Lnslmid on "The Action of Alcohol on the Ilrnln" showed how libers connect all parts of the brain so thai It nets as n whole. It was desired to llml out whether the brain as a whole works as well with alcohol as without one way of testing this was by testing the u nction time, the length taken lu perching n given signal. He Hied a e ple experiment, showing a sianul with a number on It which was not to be signaled back unless It wns alK.ve ten. This took lunger. Involving association of ideas, and the time from the very llrst was prolonged by alcohol. Professor llorsle.t said that chloro foim. ether, nitrous ,.lde and similar narcotics acted in the same way. Al cohol produced a dissolution of thu nerve centers. KraeM'lln had tried the nctluti of al cohol on muscular power by means of the pressure dynamometer, which was squeezed ai regular Intertills. After a rest alcohol was taken, and at llrst there was a little Increase, soon follow. od by it notnble decrease. Pnder the Influence of tea there tins no decrciise at all He shown n dln-.T.-ini con- stiuctetl by Dr. Asohutrcnborg repre senting the amount of type set up by oi lain eomK)sltors lu n quarter of aii nour nefoiv and after taklnir alcohol. The amount was made less by alcohol. Ai'ifoiiaut Column- Ciillu-itriil Wan in p, IJr.-el Ion UUU 1,-nri, While thu tlrst stone of Cell tiled nil was laid on Aug. 1."., i; the lioily or thu cdltlcc was not until Aug. 15, ISIS, GOO t-ears' the very day, It wns not, liowetj til Aug. 15, ISM), thnt the i structure wns Dually reported tM ed, having thus occupied la the record time of exactly 032 ji me castle of Ivlngsgobcrc. stands at thu southern cxtrtttB Jutland, took 'Jul years from tit; of thu foundation stone to the of Its master's banner on In flagstaff. Its foundation stone i skull of Its builder's bitterest M Three months nfter Its laylnf .iiiorsmg, i lie uuiuicr or the castM killed. Ills son was then In ati clothes. Ho did not continues thcr's work until nged HI, On his twenty-tlftli hlrthdajM thrown Into prison by the soa man whose skull lay hi the eJ Kingsgoiierg s foundation sto this manner master nfter miii Kingsgoiierg wns stopis-d nmfci other stone toward the complttJH the rounder's work till clvllto tervened. Ilestormcl custlc. In Cornwall HO years to build, of which pen nctly ouc-third was occupied la vatlng the foundations. TlicsiM upon which It stnnds Is almost ns Iron. Indeed Itestormel Cornish "the palace of the Iron Milan cathedral was begun U:; and Mulshed under Napoleon it ir. years. 1 he Diiomo, nt Florence, nai inenced by Arnulfo hi the ycai the last block of marble belns lu position In the facade In pm i no King ou .May 1L 1SS7, a i" r.Pd years. Stray Stories. I'ho last Instance of Is.llitig to dentil tixik place In Persia in IStil. TlietuTend er, who was found guilty of stealing 'Into rovcuut., was put Into n large caldron of tsi)(J w aler w hlch wa slow ly hinted to tho Is.lllng hIiiI. Ilk) UNiet. were distributed, us it warning, Hiiiony tho provincial tn. tMlleetuis.. - - . (ioldeii and diamond weddings wen colehmttsl by till couples lu Prulri bist your, and the SUtte ds-tribultsl medals totmeli luisUtnil and wife. In IMtl tho I'liitetl Slut., produced SS Kir ivut of the world's tswl, .St) ier out of Its Iron and 10 per eent ol sleel. There are twoiity-two gtskl drvthjs, now nsimtlng lu CHllforabi mi1 Ui tohtl output of gtdd U about l,(HkW- ICartliuiiwitro sUvmhv are In u-e on some of the Jaixuiee ndtixstds. The railways of I he world arr nor I0,io,iml Kt.s.s'iigt rs w tvkli Ills Mo. I t'.ellll H.loU, I'lrst lass. nger-Wbrtl book bus help el you oiosi i it life? Sccoud IVisss-ucer-The city directo ry. O I'lrst Passenger The elty dlreciory .s-itMinl P.iM'Hgerles; I'm n tfXll .uiiniiii PilU-l' nniiiii. A curious ernchil regulation demauds that all the old linen of tbe Ceylon lio plUU shsll In burnetl every ihiis- mouths. , gowrniueut official ,siue round ou s pertotlle lluen luspeetion nnd coutleunu holey shots, towels, etc. lo a dery fate. IIhi.I.I Irsiill Urtnrii., "I wouldu lie guilty of dolus a favor for a wan tud theiv lu a day or two asking tdui io do one for mo. "No. ut-r I I'd ask hlw rtcbt straight f-lT, before his gmtltude got a ebauce to cool."-IndiuaiHjlls Journal Id New .inland tbw esbts a bra band whose uMfWbers are wholly mouuled ou t.ieyctes. Tbk baud, which ts Uvstisl at Cbrlstrburvh. eonsUts of t.n nliters oi.l these not inereb .Me I their t" prtictl.v. but fulflU I l!"' l-nuu. n Ihcir cntast . t uls on the wheel. t d ly uStMb Prol-nlilj It..- I.ntl of Anilri-e. llie uuuouneement that the brother or Audree. tbe aeronaut, has opened the utters will signifies that be glv. up uie uartiy auteuiuni a. lo.i. ll said some lime ago that if the balloon 1st did uot return by Uie end of th. season lately closed he would abandon confidence in his safety. His Idea wns tna i me explorer would return via Urn un America and that the touro-v woum require ture years. As Uerr A mint' bas beeu In tho nntt 0110 of me stoutest believers lu his brother's reappearance, the rest of the world will now probably agree tlmt U Is uext to iimwusiuie lor It lo take nlaeo -! wi ueuce journal. An IJillior'a Wrililli.K I'rrient uusut seems to be enfertiia' th ll.t wjthAmerlcH ou tbe .JSettlou of ireair girts. me OauEhter .,r ih.. editor of tbe Novoe Vreiuya bas just beeu married lo tbe son of one of tbe imuisirrs 01 ways ami cou)iuunlcnti..n Tb father of tb bride bat git en the bridegroom as a wedding present the uany pronts or one of Uie adtertUdug tes of tbe Novoe Vreniya. Th it oe pausing eoaaliermIH. com ment.-ljiadtoi UIoIh. A Vt.-r ut siierlal iur Wblkt Sir William. Hart Stllt traveling lu ibe blgblauds nh John ltussell uud other friends tbev were one day crossing a Sou-h loch, and lu ours of some citeratleu wttb a boat man, from whom tb.y wra trjlug to elklt Informant as to his view ou the bt-auijr of the log lattatscai. tbe man assured thetn astonished 'I In- s,,,, ,,f Itepetitnnee. Any liifractlou of the rules nt (ft. rnnl college," snys the Philadelphia Itecord. "I punished with 'Jo minutes on a stool of repentnnce. When the In stitution first adopted this scheme of puulslinieui. oue stool wns enough. As Ibe college exMinded the stools nuiltl plied, and today 110 less than ill four legged, pilules- lustrumeat, of ,1M.. pliue are lu more or less coiistnnt use In a room devoted exclusltely to the puulsh ui of those who have trans gressed th. rules. There is absolutely Uothuig to the dlselldlulnz exeent tin. ordei 10 it 011 n coiuforlatile stool for uiiiimex itiiu -luniK it over' Any of the I.-I.N would sooner lake a so'uud iiirasiiiug mid hate done tilth It, hut the .tool of repeutance has iini it. self an Ideal pnulshnieut, and It has come 10 stay at (Jirnrtl college." Vllrror Jfnil, Whair claims ih. r-ader. "U It i..ible tht ,v. ... ajr elvlllfcHl persons on the face of U, " w'' uot in the habit nf ""'ng their visages reflecte.1 from Urey tills caunot be s.." tt- pnte wrong. gr6 reader, for a he "v-nt time, sirauge as it ,.- nit War. there are hu.,,tr.vls r " rve,no,,"l,U;,,'UlUM wbo 've not gazed Into a mirror for years. "7 is contlu.d In Itrltlsh nrls. ous form inemlK'r, of lls coin mu vvll lu. 1. . "ifiueut or HIS ; , i'vriiiitte.1 to have the ".' of a mirror of ant n...i ... ....... mho ..f . "'"Wets this ah- m HIV or a Ullrror f... i,'..f i...i '"nus uuo or the b.ef bartUulp. of 01.11.,....,.,.,. .. . auy female mie. of women who , uurror- Jit tor a scoml " 01 -Knit!; .T.!--r her owu f liertnany "lsrani.ti. , ... ar ainHa.i 1 -"'..im, spirits "T "P?"1 f,x" hls country , n... - - v , , t what it ui. ieuiarke.1 r i.,ak-iv l Aha.. Ik 1 Kent mill lllirr, James Kent, whose famous incntnrles on American Law" Ii ed with Illnckstouu ns t lie textbook on law, wns n great ( of Alexander Hamilton, nnd w great Podorallst wns killed lj Ilurr lu a duel hu bccauio the loi hie eneinv of the Inffer. One dt: nfterward when In New TtrtSV 1llilt-i, unit. lit. ,1 uufluMO rf.'.iw n.. ,1 ..till Ull lilt" of .Nassau street. He went aci street as fast as his years wi mlt nnd, brnndlshlug his ennoin ruce, shouted: "You're n scoundrel, sir, a sco a scoundrel!" Ilurr proved equal to the can He raised his lint nnd honed ground and then snld lu his professional tone. "The onlnloM learned chancellor are nlways to the highest consideration. nauL Worklnic the III-ml of the FssJ It's n wise boy who knows brf work tils fnther. and In this prcclo most hoys are wise, Louis' fatiiefl In Omaha, hut Louis himself lit" his grandma In western Ne" Like most boys do, Louis wrlteq fond father only when he wantiJ or something new In wearing M-l Last week he wrote, enurucrij number of articles he needed. k otftr things he wrote "Please send me some stocking! bitter send bicycle stocklncs they Inst longer than the other j Are you going to send me a hkrt my birthday to wear with my ' toeklngsr-omnhn World Hen loat ibe water of tbe hvb had a ue elnl talue When asked to explain , 1 ' -o l:nm 411 1.. " "'u; june 1 --H..,vf whlik-er. u "d 10 ant- 0,1 " The lJeru,,.s l ..?1 m Ptrtlal to lk.urls.n r.r7",jr' .arv 'ocetory.. For it ,. v.... '.. . ' . hum 411 1.. ...: ' June 'I'lie Olistnclr, Ohlhnmuie Young 111.111, Mf ideal. Havenn Idenl, I say aaJ" to your bosom at nil times and I Youiigdogge She won't Ut H por s ltnzar. Thu Hetter Mult, A safe man is often better W long pull than ti,e brilliant ro wtter Hashes and Is gono, we nuer stauds iv you. x hotel landlord lu SL I "ula ' tnhlUhetl curfew rcgulatl J nouse. Promptly nt 10 oVI-" k the curfew rings, and gucsfj n j time nre eiected to turn out tW" nnu go to hist Take awny my first letter. tnM' oy seoonu letter, take away a"1 iers, nnd I uni still the same, am I? The Kistiunn, The rose was an emblem of Is? witty muong the Syrians, and til vse piaated It over graves.