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About Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 3, 1901)
BANDON RECORDER' A MAYOR'S MIRACLE. n. . . "'' inr nil n.i s. i.. n.-t Henr ant I hi- i.nme Wnllt. From the tunny anecdotes of Huron rjiUo .Moore Carow'H rogueries In Ar tbur Monteflore Brlco's essay on that t. "finuond" we quote onu In which Carow uud Ills gypsy crow who una rigged themselves up ns cripplea -u gauieretl nt Bridgcwnter fair to Plunder tho junkctcra come off btcond I CHI. When the mayor of Hrldgcwatcr heard thnt this motley croup of nrlp pies had arrived, ho announced to some of his friends that ho was possessed of a power they perhaps little suspoctcd tbnt, In fact, he could tnnko the M'nd see, tho denf hear mid the lame i nil: Bets were freely made that he could do nothing of the hind, and thereupon the mayor had the gypsies arrested and Immediately hrotight before him mid, after hearing their harrowing tales, or dered them to ho confined for the night In tho lockup. About 10 o'clock nt night, however, the municipal surgeon entered with n nniern and announced thnt he would cxnmlno them nil In the morning In or. der to report to tho mayor whether or 5 Polly Lark in ... Did It ever occur to you Hint tliuro urn people who go through this life who lire misunderstood fiopi tho crudle to tho gruve? Their hearts may he filled with the IsM Intentions, hut they do not know how to ettrry them out. They unconsciously iimke some nwk- priceless, well-patciied rugs, Thej cuti tell the wily Turk who sells them more in u minute than he has learned In years of experience, although they havo the ' urt of praising his wares down to u line jsjlnt. Many of these so-called Turkish or I'ersiun prayer rugs, with their patches uud stains said to hu one hundred to two hundred ycuraold, have been inadeln the United Stales unit are doubtless faithful copies of some undent rug brought from the old world that nt some time or other did Hervlce as a prayer-rug. Hut "where mini 1 ftln hliiniliir uhnllv niiliitiiii tlon.,1, anil before they are aware of It 'Kllmi'ii'0 Is bliss 'tis folly to lie wise." the wrong construction has been placed r ''"M'ic-r for not knowing Hint upon it and tlii.ri. Is an nmrrv buzz ,mvu Kl 1 manci-new nrucie wen taken up by this one, that one anil the l'atul,t(J' t;r""k-"l ami out of gear in other one. Up to that time the culprit c V ruy' """ ,r ua'lr "L'"t,f Uml H""u has nosslhlv not renlUed the tniidcus- 01,1 1,rl0Ml l,al" 1,,M VWr '. it places nut iHmlti.m li iw i...n i. iii mo ccvuiiui Heaven or imp ii Mho Is In the dark us to the cuuso of the "?!'' V'1'" Io"'t ,Jrl"K ",,t "f ,hul uulv l.M.kH.,iHl ML,,,, little won Is .! "r"11 any insinuation that it is not " - " i i..... . expressions that have ls.cn heaped upon ""' i " '"igiu '-'. her. hhe win deny all thought of giv ing ollenso and they will only shrug " friend of I'olly's hits u lieautiful their shoulders and smile knowingly. Turkish or Persian room (sometimes Hlie may do like tlie old darky preach- 11 ' one and sometimes thu other) nr. who shed "hurl's of tears" over the I'he stairs leading to tills handsomely misdeeds uud sins his cnngicgatioii was furnished room of heis Is draped with continually holding up Is'fore him, but 1 erslnii rugs. 'I he lloor Is polished un not they reallv suffpred frnm ilr.fnrtnltv wa l '' purpose. Tears and an 'l "hines and is covered with costly of one kind fir another, and he went on mdili'K lienrt don't count, ami most of I r,,K. There aie divans and couches, to nay that 'those who wore found to he these much misunderstood people have Turkish corners cosily .arranged with Impostors would be treated by the no way of keeping their grief pent up many cushions of the same shadusns u,"'u' "Jin seventy so extreme Unit, I In be r own lieiiru. W inl u ll s tile rugs. I ie wa lis are t inlei In term of explanations, regruts or excuses, tliey M-'utta or old. rose and draped with the aro never listened to with thu least bit "'js. I He gas jets give tlie room a soil, of patience or accepted in the spirit "arm glow through thur colored globes, they are given. Thu misunderstood nMI' there are nilinerovs Turkish lamps people aro usually us sensitive as a suspended by gilt chains throughout lluvwr. The fiosl of a hard or unkind the room, sparkling through the varl word or an angry hsk, pierces llielr is colored glasses that gem these beau hearts llko a poisoned anow winging tlful llglits from one end to the oilier. Its way fiom u well-iilmed Isnv. It All gilt and sparkle they aro ami add chills them to thu very soul and all much ( thu beauty ami oriental ell'ect sunshine goos out of their lives for the "ft'11-'1""1"' I leio to this favored iwsik, lime l lug. If ll was not for their which cost her between two and thieo hope that some tlmu thu mists will roll thousand dollars to lit up, she takes her away and they will then lie understood, quests after thu elaborate dinners for llfo would not bo worth tho living. which shu is celebrated, where the gen- It! ... .... .1 I. . 1 uvim-ji uuu iiiuiigu ami suioiiu ami Thevcauiiotaccountfortlilsiinhaiu.v ",at they uru in another world trait that makes llfeiniscrahlo for them, hut astrologers will tell them they weic Isiru under an unlucky star and they have not very much that Is cheerful to lisili forward to. Thu palmist will read the lines, crosses, etc., of thu hand and moved tifplty, he would allow any mich mlsguldfi wretch to escape there and men riatfrn i,0 loekun on rotiillilnn l,n Redlntcly left the town, lit,. I., I..1H,.., ...... L Hon arose, and In less time than It takes to write It the whole crowd mirg cd out of tho lockup, flinging away mcir crutciics and wooden legs, pntch en and bandages, and made off down the town at topmost speed, tho blind leading the way with unerring steps, the dumb crying oloud their fears, the deaf replying to tliem, and tho laiuo nprlntlng along at a rattling once. Now, Just opposite tho lockup, ou tin1 farther side of tho street, stood tho wit ty mayor and his friends, convulsed with laughter nt tho success of hlu scheme Argonaut, llllllilK llr Wimilrii ll,ir,-. Torture on a grand scale went out with I'VItou, the assassin of Bucking ham, but torture on a small scale con tinued to he pruetlced on military of fenders down to the eighteenth eeii tury. The form most frequently resort ed to was that Known ns the wooden horse, to ride which was the punish inenr accorded for petty thefts, In subordination and so on. The wooden horse was iiinile of planks milled to. getlier so as to form a sharp lidge or angle about eight or nine feet long. Tills ridge represented the baek of the horM' and was siippoiled by four posls oVslegs about Iho leet high placed un n shiml iiinile nmiahlc by truckles, To ooinpMo the resemblance to the no. blest ii iiiVjii: I In creation n lieail and tall were no?i!ed. W lien a so'.lri r uus sentenced, either by court inn it In I v.r by his commanding ollleer, to ride (he fjorse, lie was placed on the brute's hack, Vvlth his hands (led ' - . 4lr ...,. order to Increase tUtf pain, musliets were fastened to Ids legs to weigh mem noun or. aw was Jocularly said, to preient thu llery, untamed, hare, backed steed ftniu Ulckliig lilm off. I.ondou (ii-iiphlc. as Hie wreaths of snioko drift oil', giving la ba.e to thulieautlful room that would cause dismay to sonio lioiisekeepers. Tolly may hu away Is-hlnd the times, but 1 would rather have a brand-new SIGNIFICANT wUtbTiONa. Miht flip !n)nll n- nrc--il-il I" llf.nlilra HjiI ""''J'. "What do you want, little boy?" "Is tlVj where Mr. Upjohn lives, tnn'nmVx "Yes." "The Ma Upjohn thnt rum the liankr "He Is nn fifilcer In the bank." "The .Mr. 'Jpjoun that wont down town on a trolley car this morning?" "I presume he went on a trolley car. Wluit"- "Is ho tho Mr. fpjohn that was In that horrible strctt car accident?" "I haven't heard of Ills being In any street car accident." "IHdn't hear 'at he'd sprained his an kle Jiimpln' out o' the car when Hie train run Into it?" "No. my little boy; you'frlghtcn me Wlint has" "Didn't hear how he run fcito a drug store for a piece o' courtplnster to stick on n little cut he'd got over the eye?" Not nt nil. I"or mercy's sake" He Isn't In, Is he, ma'am?" No; he's"- Nnme's John IJ. t'pjohn. Isn't It?' Ves. (lint's his tinme." Then lie's (he same man. He won be here for an Imiir or two, I guess. enuse he's sleiii'in' (o hne one o' his Iih'IIi tightened thai got knocked n lit He bit liMice when he was Jumpln' out o' diingur, y' know." I.lttlo boy, tell me the whole story, I think I can brnr It now." Will, run 'n in. he's In the hosplttie lth f.ittr rlli-" liroke, an' one leg's In s'.l.ig. an' his nose Is knocked kind sideways, hut lie's gettin' along nil right, an' he'll he mil again In about a month, an' here's a letter fin (he doC' tor tellln' y' nil about It, ma'am." llos (on Traveler. DEEP SEV ('ITilTWTS MVSTERIES Or THE OCEAN THAT HAVE PL'ZLED THE SCIENTISTS, THE COOKBOOK. A cup of butler means sixteen tnlile- pnoiis lieu we measure nutter In i . we uieasiiro It packed solid. I'n,' cup of sauce menus one cup of iipild. legaidleiis of (he amount of Mm kcnlng and butter that you use. A nmel mid dainty way of cooking Utile new onions Is to I Mil 1 them and c ilieui on (oust, similar to aspnrii uus Stir all sauces with a wooden spoon mill they thicken and begin to leavi i ho sides of (lie pan. Add llavorlng es ., nces after taking the pot from the lire. Af'er killing n ham let It cool In tl.o water In tthleb II was cooked. This point out thu ugly iittlu mark that has rug, lieautiful In its rich colors, than Hindu Iho cross In nioio senses of the '" a bundled or even two hundred word than ono In their llfo ns being a years old that had been prayed upon hcli to make It more tasty, moist and ii mil r i lie Kiime rule applies lo (ongue ir em ned beef. Sardines broiled in a ehntlug dish are ale,' for SJ ndny night suppers. te t'-i i noi uf of (he oil In (he box lo y or iho : .Knit of (he dish and keep 'he lisi. I'mri slicking When (hey me l.iovvied ilii bolh sides, sprinkle 1 1 her great stumbling-block to their liappl- noss. The sorely iiiisuudcrshsid person laughs grimly and remarks, "tell me something I don't know." "Thu life line," says the palmist, "is short, very and was nil patches, darns tind stains. Tills Is what I have lead In rcgaid to tho true rerUau rugs: "AImiuI two hundred years ago small embroidered rugs weie largely Hindu in Persia, chief- short. Vou will haveouly fairly started ly at Aspiilmn. Thcso wcio pruyer- ont on thu Journey of life when you ugs, uud on each of them, near one will lie culled hence." "(lisid, If true," olid, was a small embroidered mark to I ally with lemon Juice anil serve hut suys tin misunderstood parly with ulniw whole thu lilt of sacred earth from something of a snillo. Hhu has heard Mecca was to bo placed. In obodlcnco that lor many years, and yet shu lives ' the law of thu Koran Hint tho head on, bidding dclhuico to the short life must be bowed to tho ground in prayer, line Hull broke almost befoie it got tills was touched by tho foiehead when fairly started. Hucli a nice, clean liicak the prostration was made, and so tho as It was, too, so promising of an early letter of thu law was carried out. The tllght from eartlily mines ,,, coleMll custom still nievalls. The l'eislan brightness, where misunderstandings women who weavu tho ll nest prayer Curried I'lfi-fticr. Not lung ago a lady was giving n lee lure. Her subject was (he human llg- lire and Hie reirulieinenls in Hie way of proportion lor beauty She herself was f gem ruts one mny say unwieldy - le. .inn her manner was supercilious mid lofli- S,e whs trying to demon stride llillelKli'a l-niiirlli- Tliilr. Kir Waller itnlelgh m is to hnve had n pretty insto In stluiiilauls, to Judge by his "cordial water." the recipe for wftlcli Is copied from n cookiiook near ly !IOO jeurs old. This Is how Sir Will ter concocted his favorite drink: I ako .u gallon of strawberries and put them Inio a pint tt aipia vlho tnrandyl. Let them stand so four or ue nays .sirnln tliem gently out and Hweelen the water as you please with une sugnr or ole with perfume." WUi'i'ii i:ixabilh was e.ceedlugly fond of porrumes, and, acconlliiK lo this old book, her farTrle scent was made In this manner: "Take eight spoonfuls of compound . water. Hie weight or twopence In line powdered sugar and boll It on hot embers orcoiils sortly. Add half an ounce of sweet miirjornm. dry it in (he sun. the weight or (wopeuce of now-dci-ml l,iii,,,i,. and heartaches are unknown. Along rugs hcldom weave any other kind of they n comes tho gypsy fortune-teller with her rug, pack of cards. Dear me, but thu out look for the misunderstood is "black us Kgypt's datkest uour." Try again. (.'riHs this wandering gyitsy's hand with a plcco of silver, ami if it is large BRIEF REVIEW. Long Did. i nee Commutrr. If u foulest is to be opened for the enough, behold your dark cloud of the K'huinplon long distance commuter In future will luivua silver lining stiewn '"' ""mo one ought to proMw ,lron) Jfl ,,rt j-" i orl round I "ouee wiist. round ft, Here 1 1 from the ri. relative sixes of the flinlm'iis' ly onghl (o Ih i"iiniple." suld she, "twice 0 tliuiiib"-she held It up uud my wrist; twice rouud my iee round my neck; iwice neck, once round my wnli-t " muwsl, nml u shrill voice exiialmesl: roiitiu j our wnlsi, oueo ililek wltli golden promises. I 'oily knows more than one of ihoo little Isidlos wiio is always iiiisiimlci stood uud who powers the unhappy tmlt of always doing or saying the wrong Hung. They me to 1 pitied, for Ihey aie unhappy themselves and me well awaio of Hie fact that they make others wiotched, uud it seems Hint they urn ilismied to go tliroiiuli this life llndilig'u thorny iiathway. Viw of tho pal lies I have in mind has never had any all'cctlon bestow oil upon her since death claimed her mother, and she but dimly lecalls Hie ouiossos mo name or a ninceton gradunle of The leetuier ImsLllv mik no t aiioui six years ago. 1 Iw is n 1'hKadel- otlier eh of the subject.-London - pliian by birth. When lie was liiadii- Answi, ated a fileml of Ins familv, who is it banker in New Voik.oHered the young man u clerkship In hlsolllee, witli good prospects forailviiucemeut. The young man s iiioiner, now ever, wanted lilm to or sp.ders. .uuuiger and weaker than live In liilindclphla, and she urged tliem-i Ives, nitli whom they U'Uturc lilm to seek a businewi opening Hieio. ', ll,'t'- The uuidor generally siieeeeds. Ho had been away from home for four ""' i"u'iger spider U driven out lo ienwamUhe wanted lo.oe him under """" " u''1'' ,,u" ""' 0,(1 sl",u'r lv' ll i (H,l Spliler. I, lie. Old splu is, which Iiiho neither web nor the iniiierinls lo make oue, often hum about to llml out the webi uf otli- (benzohi7i. This perfume Is xcry good "ml smiles that only a mother cuti give and sweet for Hie llnie." Siililera Are liutiistrliiu. Mi Niitnil insect ever eseaite from the web uf n spider, a fuel which Is not to be wondered at when It In ihui- sldered dial an ordluary sited snare may contain ns many as liD.oou viscid gloliulo. ihe pinner Is cunsttiutly ingageii in repairing lujurles to the loan unattractive looking child. She Isstaivlng'I'or aH'cotioii, ami her habit of wiylnu "Jnt what she doesn't menu" has buried her from friends who might havo taken thu plain little glil into their hiiuts. There might havo boon tluien when she w niched some other child Mug loved by paicntsnml friends, when she rushed wildly to her nKini only to throw herself on her tssl and nor own risu ngam. i lie young man llnally coniproiuiMsl by a.'ceptlug tho Now orl; oiler and ngiceing to live at hoino. His family thought lie nould uie oi tno nip is'iween liiHadelphlii Hun may fall lu-clilcnliillv Inio mid .New York morning and night, but elii'ches and eiotitunlly dies of hnuge he has persisted and m far as he knows he is the only liiiladclphiau who com liiuttw to .New York. mums in poxesKiou until a si longer -paler limidcs (ho well uud diiies It in When iIiiih llHmsessed. the spi It r seldom weiures another Httuck. hut tiii s to subsist upon the few Insects IW A Tlifory n to tlie Orluln nml Cn of ihr (inlf nntl Other Streams Are Tliej- the I'roilnet "f Immcnie Sub marine fie vrm f Por more tlmu a century scientists and philosophers have been vainly try lag lo discover the origin nml cause of the mysterious current lu the Atlantic eeenn called the gulf stream. Why so called Is uot apparent, as nothing lu the gulf of Mexico Is In Its composition Tin re bnve been muny theories, which hnc been nbaudoued. some perfectly absurd, such as Its belug cutised by the en rih In Its resolution on Its axis, for If it had the power to draw this stream at the rate of live miles an hour from Hie coast of I'lorlda It would draw all the water from the cast coasts of North and South America at the same velocity. The prevailing theory Is that the northeast trade winds drive a cur rent Into the Carlbbenn sen uud, aided by the feel le eitiatorhil stream, heap up the wntcr lu tlie gulf of Mexico, thence rushing around the south of lioridn from tho source of tho gulf stream. Hut there Is uo such a heap ing of tlie waters iu thnt gulf. The waters tin re are sluggish, and there Is uo perceptible current leading toward the gulf stieum or anywhere else. ''ills theory has been accepted for want of a better, but those who favor it are not entirely satistled with It. The ci. If stream Is au Independent body of water, having no connection with the wnte.- around ur behind the point where It emerges. It Is warmer nud of a deeper blue than tho surrounding peas uud gushes forth from tho start lug point off (.'ape Snblo nt the rate of from five to six knots an hour, with n temperature of about HO degrees lessening grndunlly ns It proceeds on Its Journey of thousands of miles across (lie Atlantic ocenii, warming the west' prn shores of Ihirope. I In i lie; seen the fallae of the the. orles concerning the gulf stieam, we will turn our attention to the great I'n clflc current. Identical In all respects with Its sister current of the Atlantic nml concerning which there are uo the ories to contend with. It starts spontaneously from n spot n few miles fiom the south end of the Island of 1'ormosa, lu the Hanshee channel, following tho coast of For mosa northeasterly, past and through the l.oochis) Islands, skirting the coast of .lupan: thence turns eastward on Its long Journey across the wide I'ucltle. warming the coast of America from 1'tigol sound to Mexico. Its dark blue waters are In striking contrast to the sutToumliug seas, ghlug it the mime of Murrn Soar, or black water. It Is an Independent stream where no combina tion of winds or currents can possibly c.iuse the mighty rush of warm blue water with a leloclty of from five lo six knots an hour from tlie stmt. I u Its characteristics of heat, color and direction It resembles the gulf itreuin lu every partlculnr. and the origin of the two streams must bo the suuie. what) ver tliey may he. which 1 fchnll oiiilenwr to show later on. There Is another menu current similar In all ref4ir--lli 4her twu. wUtk Htei'T- I ccptloti that it runs In an e.vactlyw poslle dlrieliuti. Starting from tlie cinity of the south end of die Island of Muilngaseai It runs southwesterly around thet'upeof Hood Hope, where It illwipuctii - off Cape l4(L-ullas. As a urreut. pi. ably part of It is diverted Into a steiol set of the eastern current. uuspd by the prevailing westerh- ions in ii. ii region, mi scientists, so tar u I am aware, have attempted to account foi this current. liming now proed bo.w.iul reluUitlon (hat all the. orie ud valued as to the cause of ocean currents an groundless. It remains to he proved w hat the true cause Is, It must be admitted Hint the current huve n similar origin, us they are Iden tical In every respect us regards color, neat anil velocity, springing fordi lu the sumo manner poulaneousy from (he earth lu some mysterious wnv, There Is no place on die surface of (lie enrtu where the water can be heated lo furnish (lie bent contained lu these streams that gush forth from the depths of the sea: coiisciiucutly (he fonts imisl tie sublerruuenn nml enn FIRES CAUSED BY NAILS. I'nrtlrnlnrl) C.nnnlnil Aunlnal Uf Drum 'Din! (Inmlle CiiKon. "Speaking of Insurance matters." said a- listener, "i suppose the plain, old fashioned nail has caused more fires In the big establishments where machlnerj Is used In tunny nud com plicated ways thou any other little thing lu existence. The only thing needed Is for It to come In contact with some other hard material with "'!! cient force to cause a spark and heat generation. Nails hnve tenlly produced n heavy per cent of tlie cotton tires of tho country. During receut years, on account of steps taken by tho owners nnd conductors of the lnrgcr cotton nml byproduct plnnts at tho Instance of In surance men. tho nnll hns not been such n prollllc producer of fires. "A way has been found, for Instance. In cotton gins, cotton mills nnd In plnnts where cottonseed are put through manufacturing processes, of extracting nails and other weighty nnd flinty substances that mny find lodg ment In these Inthimninblo products. Gravity Is the natural force used. Nulls and rocks nnd materials of this kind are heavier than cotton aud Its by products, nnd they have a tendency to force their way to the bottom of He henp. By nllowlug these products lo pass over a rolling belt arrangement these heavier materials filter towni I tlie bottom and aro finally oxtrmtcd. so that when the cotton or the cotton seed passes through the grind In l he various tnnnufucturlns processes these Is but little danger from lire so far ns these things are concerned." New Or lenns 'i lines-Democrat. THE REPUBLIC. Thou, too, Ml) on. 0 ibip ot llilft Sail on, O Union, drong ind cmtl lluminlt nttb ik iti ftirs, With ill the hop, i ol future j-eirm. It hanging brcaiii . ! un thy (atel We know what Mj.ier lalJ (hj keel, What workmen r ,ht thj ribs ot itt. Who made each man and sail and ropa, What anvtla rang, hai tiammrri beat, In what a forge and i,at a heat Were ahapni the anchor, of th.r hopl Fear not eaih tudden aound and ahock; 'Tit of (he ate and not tht rock; 'Tia but the flapping of the sail And not a rent made bjr the gale I Jn iplte of rock and tempest'a roar, In 'pltc ol false lls'lils on the shore, Sail on nor fear to brrait the teal Our hearta, our hopes, are all with theet Our Ifearts, our hopes, our prarera, our t'tl Our faith triumphant o'er our fears. Ate all wit" thee, arc all with thee' Locsfi lo, EXPRESSIVE PHRASES. (irnln .Mmril In Strriima. Nowhere In North America will you come on a more thrilling night scene than the fresh water cargo tank un loading at BuTnlo. says Itollin Lynde Hartt In Tho Atlantic. Hero she lies beneath die towering grain clcvotor. which thrusts a long pumping pipe (culled Hie "leg"! down through In r hatchway. .Mount the gnngplanl; dodging the spinning ropes that make your head reel, stumble about on the dark deck, look down, down, down tlroush die open hatch, nud, zounds, oat n sight! The hold glows with t'lclty. It Is misty with blown It roars with mechanical acdv. i enormous steel "shovel," big ns . , .aside of n house and manipulated o countless (lying ropes, Charges unci. nud forlli through the whole length of Hie ship, pitching the yellow grain be foie It and heaping It up where the leg can get hold of It to whisk It Into the bin that is somewhere up In the sky. Iteueulh, lu the hold, an army of blue clad men with wooden "scoops" barely dodge (lie deadly shovel as they swing the grain Into Its path. OltMTttltlfina li MIIUrtMl. Scene: Traiuciir. Uramatls persoiue: Four-year-old gill, mother and several passengers. Child (In high, shrill treble) Mnmina. did .ton get pupil's birthday present? "es, dearest." "What did you get. mamma J" "Cigars, lovey." "The cheap ones that Aunt .Millie told you about?" Silence from innuiraa, but a heighten. n.n.r. Whlf-li Fnrellriipra r,i...i America I.eiirii to line Pirn, What are the most expressive nlirn. In colloquial Ihlgllsh? Of the do?,,, that slip off English speaking tongu hi the course of n dny some mut better suited for their purpose nt more characteristic of tlie race t, originated diem than others vvi foreigners come lo this country ti cntch certain expressions nhnost Imin diiiiely and lung before they can a tempt to speak the language lm, mnde them pan of their vorabulan It would seem that these phrases nui he Hie most expressive In Luglish nr.1' thnt tliej are peculiar to the laiigua and "llll n lunu' felt want," sitm. f0 elgliers sele so engciiy upon them livery mini or woinnn who iamt i this country Is saying, "Hurry up.'" i two mouths In whatever (itinrter t the city one mny walk, Italian or l',t& mail or .lewish. mothers will he jji patching th'ir offspring on errands tj lug their native speech, but cloloJ their orders with the magic "HiirrJ up!" How delightfully charactcrlHi, of the nation Is (lie phrase! It Is d to be wondered nt tliut the newrotnfr from (lie slow moving old woilil ti, thnt tliey have brought over iiotliltigt, orpin I It. "All right" rivals "hurry up." nt because foreign tongues lack slm.lj expressions but because there Is a Jo, ly. nan iciu w wen met an about right" lacking In other phrases of 111 fame character l hen. too, "All rlsdr takes the place uot only of "(iood," b-M of i es nml "I uiidersiiind ninl of dozen other phi uses which lu otln languages require sepnrnte expression 1 lie third phrase, which alone iliai, the popularity ol the lirst two, Is. "If like." Tills" should he Interesting t purists wiio wish to restrict "nice" ta Its first and original meaning of "(j net.' No word of ancestry sufflclcotl aristocratic to please them tates lis place of "nice' In Us colloquial am lug. and loi eigiiers clasp It with Jot. wholly li'iioriint of Hie fact that (Iff are outragu.g the feelings of nnrbixij! by so doing. Other phrases besldea "Hurry up." "All right" and "It's nlce'L capthate the fumy of the novvly laud-, en. nut Ihose three reign supreme.. New York Tribune. Tlies Were ot Inillnns. It Is said that when the lirst Chinese V enme lo California Hie Indians tvm.v, wry curious ulmut them A dilute arose among some of them ns to nliat 'ry the strangers might hall from iot t h papa t WOUhl Wl'Hl Mun glares a" m I his neck. ".Mildred, stop tnlklug." Mildred was. silent for a little while. "Mamma, that lady over there forgot lo polish her shoes this morning." i.ouuon .spare Moments. til Clicr,. Is llrn.el. , I'rolVssoi Ailaiuetz. " ho devoted con sldcnilile lime to die study of the tax gnmt subject. old that the iKiinihitlnn an onimnry cheese when a few- weeks oh s greater than the number or persons upon the earth. I rofessor Admuctz iniide some Inter. "nog researches ileallng with the ml me organism found In cheese. I-'rnm a mlctoscoplc cxnmlnudon of a soft lunoiy or lirnyere choose he obtained un ro ow in; currSwi IdJ.icv, ritan fi lter tht ey wtrt ' IfJ Kit ., web Inllliteil by wind, stray loaves or captured Insects. Once a dav the whnlx snare Ih subjected to rigorous examlnn- Klvi' Vl'iil to tho tuirs that were pent up iion, ami any nroken or iMitenxil in iter nicnst and llirmit.m,.,! in ,.l,,,i... threads tire adjusted line. -Cornlilll Mitgii- 'I'liiiiMler. n iiner iiiuoiier is cousiiiereii through. out tturope to bo of very III omen, but April thunder Is considered to tie very beneficial. In Devonshire and other cider counties of Hnglaud there Is a saying that "when It thundom In April you lucst clean up the barrel"-In readiness, (hat Is, for n plentiful crop ot nppici the 1 rench consider April thunder to Uo ludlcutlvc of a coo, I yield from uieir vineyard. aud eornllelds. her If she could not give vent to her feeling. When the storm of gilef which shimk her little fnuio like it leaf wu uiscd, she would ilrv her eves. and, to disguise her real feeling, would tuwiinio ii sullen or "don't cine" epu- sloli that persons not knowing of the child's deep grief would make cruel re marks, usilly lutelidisl for tho child's ours, that woiindisl tho sensitive Itctirt and helpesl to bunion Instead of Miftun. Ing the fiiondless little girl. She u. ways appeals to l'olly, for I iiudeivtiiud PvI.lllJ inp j Colk-gr. As for the actual liiaiiHKement of a univemlty's busimws, it is conilueliiil nuic.li like that of a town or a city. At tho U'giiiiiing of the year the probable income Is imlluuiled. Alter iitsiut iO "or cent is diHliietisi for the expeiin" of the luulliCMi departitumt the Uilauee is divided iiuioug tho dllleivtit eduoiitioit aldeimineiiU, niueli in the Mime way that a Uxinl of apKirtioiiiueiit tloo In the eao of a city. Tho modem instltu Hon of "higher ishienlion," tlierefore, wiirh on, In iimiiy liistiiucoK, thobusl lien of a renl ifctnte olllco, a nilleclloii ajrcncy, a bunk ami a hotel, and em ploys u.ually a slntl of over IPO men. Clinnee I'or Veliueniier. Gltnson (ttiigrllyi-l have sent the wl- nor uf The niglitone Magnilne fortv two of my poems, nud ho has returned every oue ttf them. i ,. ... i rieini uon t tout! Iif tn nny more. uo might get mud. 'Suppose he khould. Whnt could he aoT" "He might publish one of them un der your renl uatne."-Now York Week ly. llrothrrlr Help, "Bl will he down lu n mluute," said her little brother. "I'm so glttd," replied Mr. Do Trop. "She wasn't at homo the last time I called." "Oh, ye she was, but wouldn't some down." "How do you know Mie'H coiuo dowu iuih nine ihoni" In tVpi"r Is not always found in tho wiue fonimttoii. The largtt isipper ..i. . .. ,,,.,..., , , , , , . "1 .illoiii iiiv 1IHU IV llll IkSfOUIH- H i rr "'. ' uw.i (ml with lliuwloue; Uiim of Butte, 1 the r lends who cm rcie , fol, a Mtwl Hrv , UlUeWuf iiolplng iiaud (o ehwr her on her wnv. ,...,i.. i.. .....Ti ..... sji... , , . , , . , , I"11"1 """ismiueillio Mllllisilllio tlllll I ks 1 1 ,, i V. .lla.hiM"; UM(rf Duektow ... Ton..., In Z hi I ; ?'Um m" f nm Mount, in, Help iliishlng thoiiiselvivi Into iingrv sii. ...... whit.s.ni-.m I In, hltur.i w i . " ' """"J. r me """"I pan I ti.v niivivi M V llll lllllrit' I In r i .-.sla... I. . .. . . .1.. blunder, but iv ,,r r.,r. ' "-'"""' ' "I'l"" , . . . 'I nun it iv not suiw wneli It conies to con sitring and condemning others. Ulfo is 'I'he three grout BiUJe soolotlur) of the too short to go through the years allot, world sold lat yetir or otherw ise put In tisl to it with that uncharitable fooling olivukittoti more than .tH.M.inK) isipleeof n our nouns. the Bible. C'otiiitinir nights mid Sun. ihyi thu average iHitntit would make .... . " i iiuro Is ti oruo for old I'urshm hum not Iom than thirteen coiils for everv uitii luaiii the heart of the dealer Jov luinuitiol the year. on us a bird's. Tho older the rug and tho intiro dilapidated It Is, tho more I A pair ofuld KnglUli hntsnaiiilloim or l lie lllluil l.eiiillnu (he llllml. little lua had always Ihcd In die eoiinliy until her parents moveil to the aval of the State Normal college lua was sent to the "practice school" of ih, ii liislllulioii. where during one hour of each dav -she was taught by mem bei of tuo senior training chiss. bcti sskisl how she liked Iho school lie replied, "I low tuy regular teacher lcarl. but I don't utueh like It when tuose ritle leaciiers come lu, -UarHr s .Magaxlne. Tot lute I'ur IteKret. 1 1 red or life nnd the ever prow lit necessity of milling bis dally bread by working he had taken a ile.se of car iKilic ucld and laid down to die. But die meddlesome doctors pumped nun out ami cd him to society. tin. Horace, munued his wife, lenu lug oer him. "why did you take (hut awful stun? l.auUHUiiui would haw been lis painful and so much surer!" -Chicago I'rlbum. viihmbln, livery putoh on Hit rug is "Are duo" sold for aw) leuluuts lu wortn its weight in gold, ijidle hnvo iIih rocMiUy. birnicit olulw nud gttnlM the art of 1 ultuii rug-imtkltig. how to iiuruhiixt. A shrtK of inanUii oun tsmtir will mw, Cause I told her vou wn nnollw.r I llOW to disllhiv thoin tn llui Isl ,i,l,-,. I tulll 91X1 ismtiils It luibU th.i h,unl fellw."-l'hllndclphla Itecord. Lrigo after they havo secured one of the among mKir fur strongth. Irn limnUlnir. 1 he first mention of lrouuiklug In I'eiiiis.iliiiulii goes luck to IdhS. It I iniilaiiied In t melrlcsl ivtuposltlon en- tltlisl "A Short HtiK-rlptluu of I'eiinsyl vunltt." by Bletmrd Traiue. which wa priuted nud wild by William Bradford in 1'hlhidelphla lu lUtRi. I'm me ishjs that nt "a certMln place about sotiu' forty isjuml" of Iron had tbn be:, muds. Vh He imit Allnln. Her lilrnl. A miiu who I enrulug the lit Inc for a family dinssu ( have tlnK to live uu to hi wife' ideal, ami by the llui bv has made hi tuouey bo Is too old athi want to 1 eomfortaWti. - Atrhikou (Kan.i Cloh. To make irood tew nud coflfev (hti wa ter should lie lakeu at the Brl bubble Iteuwruber euutiuurd bullliuf emi. the water to rt niih ll nuw and U cow Hal. Ttila Is tlVr cauae uf inucb Kid (on aud mffeta. Ijtdt' lan Jour uaL statist es: In urtiwn "my ue aecouiiteii rnr by largo bodies smins or ciieese. when perfectly fresh w. n,, iu u me (iceiiii I ,,, i-,i,.,.,ii ,iner,iii.,a t.-.... forcing Its way Into the depths of tho earth under Its crust, where It burrows a channel of its own to tlie surface again, having received l win tilth on Ihe way by eoiiMot with the Internal hoot of the lower regions of the earth fnlltli! nit. I ...I..... .1.- .... .. ,,,1,'n nil- ('iituisi, ii'aj p... iiiii oni mo popuint ou hml tn .. ,0 msi.ixh) in each Ufteen grain. An examination eneese nt twctity-tlve days old proved i nminin i.-.uu,mju In each gram force.l on by continual pressure from olout tlft.ti gralni and when fortv litthlti.l i.rn ,l.i,.c ,.l.l i ,. .. " hohlud. That then- are orl dees In the earth's crust cannot bf deuled. aIo what tn- comes of the vast volume of wuier that cannot be computed which I constant j luiuiio. m me raie or irom four to ls knots un hour from the At unit I owati. through the strait of Olbrnltar into the .M, iliierraiii'iiu sen. The uu tuerous rlier. too. are contlnualli uow iug iu. ami yet tue sen rcinalus at me same lem Uvaporatlon cannot accouut for It. for what Is ovasr.ted is tormeu into clouds and Is nreclnltai ed again Imp the sen by the medium of tortus ami fromi -ut rains. the water must cuter the earth frnm me ocean itirougn those apertures on an tuenne as it gushes forth In the. Hire mighty currents and ranum i discovered by soundings; coiiMHiintit these thrr ui'Rhty currents are noib lug morf or I.' ihso lunut use gevwrs -I'apialn II K Sberburii In Aia.. land Marine Itecord i.ve days old 'J.ihio.OOO "man particle. In the same -..is.iimi nuiei kMier havlngu soimbliio u itii v.i.i,- .. s i-i ii,.. i.,i.i ; . ..".iiiiuiiiii 1 ,v,,i,, oi U(l lllltiil n ., . ... Ihe strauger wild It -. sitioii- h.. .Mu.i ii.. : . ,u'- i i "en The hlghhiml Inndlonl PAtlll.a.1 ltt '""l,,"lwl;tat lueyeno; Not a hit of It. hastily. 'Weel. toeo. seem to he replied the stranger l)i,nll...l a. n iTt UKI 1 tllVt r.l ....11..... mi --. .n-uera cnielHliie l... , only three mouth, her- i " " .. . tun.l ... ' UIIIItT hinei for ir bUfU""1 WU, U tb" inines for It s un -ci.io,,. .i... .,, ,. ., Seottlah Aoiericat. " " I'l'i'iilhir nril, Tuv word iialiif is one of ih. n,.,si wuuar in our lauatunate. If v, .i... ...V .1. . . . - " - i )ou reuiovf Ihe sjUil. the word bit" ts still n baud Dtvammt th.i by rvawvitig ,Uv " and it i .tin wortl. Take oB lb "L" ami vno s.i die old -nabii' nut r iuai.iiv U ' ' I be inilni. iv... The fauiou. Amuau . ' Imost every oiuhm IHVted the IVernsi . "... .. ' KOWe the snacv on ...h .1.1 with sepuh-hers. 1,;an;";T.""D""', 0W Ulstlnu,.llMl ,n : '.!MT a sepuleber on the .pla .;".:', lu Burl. ' "v In Chaise. JllHSle Isiu, Htllo! W'Ui re are rou srninirr- oii the lion a ih. tWt foot,i e .i, by him. Oh. I'm Just traveliiitf far m. k...i,i. iwolril tbe stag -Why jo ,oa s "My frlt-t.d the tluer Invtie.) Inrrrn.liiir it......... Uat you il.lllun Im. .i..,...., ,.ri!.?",', U'" ,o",' OOtblB'" t-U Oie Inn IOIMII Nw. .1,1 tWr cttrril slve They could were not Indians. not swim. stlui lion t Delect n Liieiip Shoe. "It tnkes u rniiy spell to show up cheap shoe," says a shoo dealer "I can be spotted by au ohseiver on rainy dny. though It may have con within an hour from the store. Wntcl (lie feet of pioplo ihe next time It rain aud i on can pick out the luexpensiv slioes A cheap shoe always si p wliei die puwuioiiis are wet. 'AtT.'rtriSffe"' I'luemetiis especially show diem til i made of imitation leather, composed e pii'ssed paper, and wntcr softens it ni' miiKcs the wearer slide along wi.i, walking You can always tell a cin-aH i.hoe in this way."-Indianapolis Newi 4 .u Itelmte, When Adellmi I'ntd visited Mailr'i oue time lu comnauv with her husbaud Slgnor Nlcollnl. who thought hnustif if icuor s;uger. there wns un effort to en- gage the noted nrtlst for nn espei-Hl oewiMon. I he opera director nsked now much will vou ebare ns if vol ami your honored husband appear o: this occasion for one night V" ion tuousniid franc, sir" And how much If von mms wiiheui uie siguor. nmilameV" leu thousaod frtiue Sltllv nuuh III-. W "vry aayr-ludlamiiioliii innwiniir id a .tag d nitrr nartv ta. fili . i-.. . ., T day. anU I via wondering 7f "i "e ,SJ N .im?, .T' 1,0,1 bt lmi" the party."-1'hlladclphU vLZ -Atcl.J X Viott f?r ntU Culherllle ile' Metllrl, i-atherlne do' .Medici or I'r.nnw was.! mil, uignitied woman of strlulm: per M.I1U1 appearance iur ,llitiiuer was of-, icu eoio; am retmlnu r i..,,.. . """suij. sue was neier tiotiui.ir orl n-nll In.. , ' m uuisi. tier reatnn s u. r.. ,. i ! irJ ami tho chief merit of her connteou' was a fun block eye that sc. fascinate those on whom she l.uuvd A Cltr t llolllnu Miirlnu.. Carlsbad has tie, n i,m m.ir ,i scr ued as being built m, n. lid ,.f ufl oomng kettle, which is ali.t t true, as It stauds ou , niP ,,r Partitive thlnuess ihro.ui, m.,i, wveral mineral sen,,,.. i abundant aud most imi r n,,.. wrings u .hp .!..! ...... i. .1,. Charges 130.0(iu gallons n dnv of ear ous temperatures The wnier'of the t prinKs has been ftimou for tban n un,... ... -- --m,m,., m. ii ' n- r, r viir.,.,i. vuipiaints. sod the !, , -,n marlf Jilw-ays boast of lis r ii Motors dur -t. ecu win rrom siaj l t sept '.1) The Ileal .lllirrnr, Jiumroa-lluL da I'm u you object to taktni ,. . , . "dvlce? shtoii'i lot tor