Spilyay tymoo., December 21, 1983, Page 3, Image 3

December 21,1983 Page 3
Spilyay Tymoo
Young ladies selling tickets...
Warm Springs hosting 25th annual tournament
Dena Smith
Allie Smith
Lana Shlke
Evelyn Gilbert
Melissa David
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There were these two boys who were discussing their ancestery,
the first said, “Myfamily can be traced way back to the Civil
War.” The second said, “My great, great grandmother can be
traced clear back "to the Boston Tea Party, she was the first bag
thrown overboard.” YIKES
Carol Saludo
Gabriele Sohappy
Phoebe Suppah
Holiday BasketbalI Tournament
Silver Anniversary
Decernber 28, 29, 30 and 31
Warm Springs Community Center
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There were these two guys who were notorious drinkers.. One
night they were driving down the road and one noticed that all the
distilleries were going full blast. “Well,” he said, “We hiaiven’t put
them out of business yet.” “No,” the other guy answered, “But
we’ve got ‘¿in working nights.” YIKES
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A guy came home from seeing a doctor. His wife asked: “How did
you make out?” The guy said, “I’m really worried. He told me my
only hope is to q u it cigarettes—hut I don’t smoke.” YIKES
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There was this couple who went to see a marriage counselor. His
wife had a big shiner, a swollen cheek and puffed lips. The
counselor looked at the guys wife for a bit and said. “Shame on
you Charlie, you should use body punches on her, they don’t
show.” YIKES
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