Capital Journal, Salem, Ore- Thrlar. Nov. S, HI IS
aw uii tne uov i or ine U. j.
ondon U.R All you have to do in Britain todav to be a stic
kful comic is tell a Joke about the socialist nnmmi . ,u
ited States.
The British always have been ready to laugh at their leaders
it no government in its history has been the butt of n m.n
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fees on the stage, the screen.
hid even the nationalized radio1
this one.
In radio there is reportedly
iome mild censorship to ensure
that jokes about cabinet mem-
Iers or party leaders are funny
nd not vicious. But the wraps
re off in the music halls. '
The United States is getting
slight roasting as the home of
e elusive dollar, which all Bri-
Inns agree is tne cause of all
Iheir trouble. i
Vhat British Laugh at Now
I'm glad to be here," crack-
d Charlie Chester, British comic
from the stage of the Palladium
theater where Danny Kaye and
ther American stars frequently
ppear. Of course, I wrote a
ktter to the American consul
sking permission."
Having dumped his audience
n the aisles with that one, Ches
ct continued:
It the streets were paved with
told, we'd need dollars to buy
pickaxes.
K ' '
nihor aaa that haui tilillalaW
(Critons these days of economic
risis include:
J Radio comic (in mock com-
jnenuuor siyie; ivtv me
Jriays when Britain stood alone
kind oh how she could' stand a
lioan loaay.
Straight man charging on stage
I . . W U nnnin I. .. . , ! .
1 "St. George for England."
Comic "Everything else for
export."
Then there is the story about
Churchill arising in a bus to give
his seat to Mrs. Attlee, wife of
the prime minister.
Thank you," says Mrs. Attlee.
Don't mention it," murmurs
Churchill, "I hope your husband
will do the same for me very
soon."
A west end comic drew a howl
when he told his audience:
I've just been listening to
Churchill's speech. He'd never
get away with it if Attlee were
alive."
Comic Ted Ray discusses with
his radio wife a new electrical
gadget to make morning tea
automatically:
'I wish we had something to
make it unnecessary to prepare
eggs and bacon too, says his
wife.
"We have," snaps Ted
Strachey" (food minister).
From a current show:
'Where is the capital of Rus
sia?" . .
"Moscow."
"And the capital of France?"
"Paris."
"And the capital of England?"
"In the United States."
Union Oil Earnings
In 9 Months High
Earnings of the Union Oil
company of California for the
nine months ending September
30, amounted to $15,885,573, ac
cording to word received in Sa
lem Thursday.
These earnings are equivalent
to $3.25 per common share,
based on the number of shares
outstanding at the end of the
quarter. Earnings for the cor-
For
FRIDAY and SATURDAY
EMPEROR
GRAPES 2 -19c
Laic variety. Red, sweet ono juicy.
PINK
GRAPEFRUIT 2 25c
You'll want nrni or theit for your fresh fruit salods,
RED YAMS 3 25c
U. $. No. 1 quality from California. Priced to or you
money.
POTATOES 25 1
U. S. No. 1 Oregon Deschutes.
BROCCOLI 15c
y
Frosh green flowers, vitamin
l V -w - I
Enroute Vice Admiral For
rest P. Sherman, USN,
stretches his legs during a
brief stopover at Boston,
Mass., on flying trip from his
Mediterranean naval com
mand to Washington to suc
ceed ousted Admiral Louis E.
Denfeld as chief of naval op
erations. (AP Wirephoto.)
responding period of 1948
amounted to $23,493,986 or
$4.88 per share.
Total income on the company
for the nine months totaled
$153,866,266 as compared to
S156, 399,186 in the same period
last year.
Great-Grandmother at 54
Oxford, Mass. U.R) At the
age of 54, Mrs. Ida Lowe is a
great-grandmother. Her 21-year-
old granddaughter, Mrs. Bar
bara Jackson, has just given
birth to a son.
FRESH!
T-A-S-T-Y!
ECONOMICAL!
33
r sit
for... stays
frsli lonoatr
FRESHER
GROCER'S!
filled.
raSIiEEE
m fESSM 1 KOCKM.
WE ARE PROUD
N.o 303
con
S'siwrV'
Yoa'U find only strictly fancy packs under the Elsinore label. This rich, tasty, creamy mix
ture compares with the finest. Enjoy Its sweet natural flavor.
No. 303
cans
Every whole kernel has that sweet
without the cob. This year's pack is
NIAGARA
the amazing nw
COLD WATER
STARCH
17c
PKS.
lc DEAL
Buy GLIM at
regular price
Get con BABO
33c
lc
34c
BOTH FOR ...
If you haven't tried Glim for
dishes take advantage of this
special offer.
SAVE EVERY DAY AT
IGA STORES
Highland Market
SO Hifhland Ave.
, Broadway Grocery
Brdwy, ft Mkt.-Open Sandsj
Scio Food Market
Seio, Oregon
Quality Food Mkt.
17 th and Center
Carter's Market
ntn and Market St.
State Street Market
1139 Stat SL
Lemmons Market
J9i Ko. Coml.
HIGHLAND
800 Highland Ave,
TO PRESENT THESE BRANDS -RICH IN FLAVOR -
ELSINORE CREAM
15c 12 cans
ELSINORE
15t 12 cans
tender garden fresh corn flavor. Its
the finest In years.
Special Low,
SPRY
SHORTENING
3 lb, can
FLOUR
ISA ENRICHED
50 lb. bog
KARO SYRUP
IGA PUMPKIN
CHILI SAUCE
IGA JELL-IT
Ken Golliet
Mehama, Ore, Open Sunday
Pearson's Food Mkt.
X94 No. Commercial
Model Food Market
115 North Hirb St,
Central Cash Market
Monmouth, Orefoo
Ronner's Grocery
Genrais, Oretso
Equall's Grocery
H oodburn, Oregoa
Independence
Food Market
Independence, Orefsai
FOOD
MARKET
Salem
CORN
1J5
CORN
1.75
corn on the cob
No. t can
quality at
Low Saving Prices
BLUE LABEL
Ti lbs.
3
2
No. 2i eon
ELSINORE
12 oz. bortfe
Assorted Flavors
Pks
Tender
PKG. 16 Count
Tea Saga , , , , ,
1Q
C
IVORY SOAP 2 i
IVORY SOAP 3
CAMAY SOAP 3
CAMAY SOAP 2
SPIC AND SPAN
DUZE".
Thi progressive and popular market ha adopted the IGA policy of Everyday Low Prirff and have this to y; "Com
in and ihop. You will enjoy trading with Bert, Cert, Bunny, Krwin nd lad. Just common lolka wiJh a world at expe
rience in handling foodi far your table. Bert, the meat man with IS year experience in the meat business and Krwin
with 17 years experience in fruits and vegelahlf are constantly striving to give you the finest quality fresh foods the
market affords, at saving prices. We are not the biggest siore in town but what we Jack in siie we mk up tit
rourtcay, free delivery and lower prices. This i our slogan, "If you are satisfied here, tell your friends. If not, tell us "
TASTY PAK
13c
cans
No, 303
Just shade next to RMnore quality yet with a rirh flavor that you'll enjoy, ft an
your money and satisfies. Buy a supply!
TASTY PAK
No. 2
cans
14c
contains ax. more than the Jtl ron. Aai the Tasty Pak label rives yaw the
a saving price. Try (hi whole kernel corn and yen'M agree W suits He taste.
79c
$3.69
19c
te -
25c
25c
5c
lor
for
4$ilVH hah
TIASPOONf
Leaf m nm
Pkj. 4t Count f p
Tea Bagi DC
large
27c
25c
23c
23c
25c
28c
Sort ,
Medium
Bart . . .
'.
Bath
Sort
PKG.
RICH IN ENERGY
CORN
CREAM STYLE
12 cans
CORN
WHOLE KERNEL
12 cans 1.65
1949 De! Monfe-
'V rvw w w w-wife
WiNltRS COMING! TIME TO STOCK UP
WITH DEL MONTE'S SUMMER FLAVOR
CANNED FOODS, LOOK FOR THE SPECIAL
PRICE TAGS AND DISPLAYS.
7 ,.VT. H&jtl 6,or85e
HALEY'S
MEAT BALLS with 13 01. ft c
TOMATO SAUCE , . con 4"
SPAGHETTI and lii,nr(
MEAT BALLS .... can I J
VEGETABLE 29 o.
BEEF STEW. .... .can
DRIED FRUITS
for sn sbundsnco of daily vitsmtm and
mincroft. Ecsnstnicel, too.
APRICOTS
New mp, ufr-ripe ....... lb. pk.
PEACHES
RAISINS
New nop. Tarty Fa .... M
PRUNES
New trmp. Itrce. Tat Pah, t-lb, sisf.
1.49
39
47c
. 31c
29c
s I. kf. 39c
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