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PAGE FOUR THE CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1925. CapitalJtJournal Salem. Oregon An Independent Newspaper Published every evening except Sunday Telephone 81; oewa 81 CKOHOB PUTNAM. Editor and Publisher The Baby Uplift This age of uplift has brought a new vocation for old maids and bachelor women through the establishment of the "children's bureau" of the department of labor of the federal government, and many thousands of taxpayers' money is Bjxmt by them in instructing the married how to raise babies and in otherwise minding other people's business which is always the principal occupation of welfare workers. The bureau is in charge of Miss Julia Lathrop assisted by a long list of women each bearing the prefix "Miss" who acknowledge authorship of many pamphlets printed and d: tributed at government expense, upon "Maternity Care iui'1 Welfare of Children," and similar subjects, containing silly equations to figure out the proper proportion of money the family should budget for food, clothing, etc., for papa, mama and the kids, as well as the menus of calories that should be provided. The following mottos are suggested by the Bureau for a proposed baby parade: "Give Us Pure Milk;" "Give Us Fresh Air;" "We Need Love;" "We Want Clean Homes;" "Down With Tatent Medicines;" "Don't Kiss Me. You May Have Germs." "Give Us Fathers Who Think." All of which leads the Corvallis Gazette-Times to remark : O gofdi! Bunkus est pluribus nausoarum! Are the old maidB who run this bureau going to Ret new dads for these kids? And the public pays for that kind of, stuff. Now they are trying to add to this bureau a maternity department that will cot the government millions of dollars and the individual states millions more. People are getting very tired of these professional forward leakers and their profusion of propaganda proclaiming them selves saviors of the world when all they seek is place and power. As a matter of fact nothing can hasten the disin tcgration of the home and parental incompetence faster than the paternalism that relieves individual responsibility, the foundation stone of the successful homo, and rests it in the government. TODAY'S CROSS WORD PUZZLE HORIZONTAL 1. lU'lallnK to eryituuMlca . Tiiut la (U ub.) 9. IH'luU-r (ab.) I 'I. Toward IS. Term of endearment 15. lutibk wed of plant I AlToritlllfcly 17. liiili-riiilce article tit. KitblUtH'i I'liun-h (ab.) 20 North Carolina J. A chum 25. I ..tahlMied (ab.) 27. IteviMil Version of lllble (ab.) 28. MiiM-uliir oruuii .10. lvu li (ub.) 111. The diiy Inst past HOW TO SOLVE THE CROSS WORD PUZZLE The war to sol to ib Crow word PuixJe is to rill In the white Quart of the d Ingrain with llm words which ajtrce with tlte aocoiu iuu)iiiff definitions. The JenuHlona are numbered to correspond with ue nujiibcrs on tne OiafftMin. Any word defined In the text under "HORIZONTAL" will begin ac ii number, shown on -the outgrow, and will extend all the way acroa to the first blick afiaee to the right or that number. That hi. iiie wora must Dejiin in the wiuare that contains Its luiitirliiK mini uer. nun cucna as mr as tbo white Miuurca continue uninterruptedly Any word WInrd imfler 'VT;RTICAT.,, will also begin, In the white apaoo that cnni;ilns lt number, but mill extend downward as far as me unite spaces ron.nin unlntcrruulculjr. Scars 0''rH I lio Ha Ut more Even ins Sun. Any man of int'tt u-ino will tvtl run tliat scar tissm din not func Uon , but Hi is tiayitif mtvi's only :n lunvc that pciint islf do not looli Vyi-ml the rules. Consider the treea. One growh it rati; lit and clean and fine, with in t u star or u limb within forty tett nf the ground. 11a wood 1: useful, hut roni.iiiit no more ele ment uf hraiity than u desert land Ka(u, Cahiuel-iiiakerii scorn tt. Another tren meets with mlvc-r-lity. Something mars it. It puts 5ti litnlM that it cannot sui-porl i !i (1 t hene die a n d fall, 1 ea v i n k empty sorkcls. Ah the years pass the tree rovers theno hleinishe.f r.ith Its hark, and lluwo who rest In Its shade are not aware uf them, but observe ouly the proud spread of limbd above; but tho scan are there, and when the tree Is cut the tears begin lo function. Each Is a cluster of whirls and curves and splashes uf rotor, an ! this In the grain at makes wood beautiful. Nature does not em ploy straight Hues to achieve her effect. Men are much like trees. A few grow straight and true, without u near or blemish that needs conceal In sr. and In a perfect world all would be like these, and their per fection, lacking eon t nut herewith to exalt Itself, would remain toler ant. Hut In an Imperfect world those who are un scar red are prone SOMTION OF y KSTKIt D A '8 M Z7XB PAC J F JC ryIat ewe POOR1TAFT VERTICAL Form It lOII (MH't) Word negulion Io Street (ub.) lr.tl (ub.) Alula! I nimc for holding nk'turca And so Hum mythical bird Forbid I .lively Keii:ain Ateiuie (ab.) To hasten Ijii-kc iHidy of water Lieutenant (ub.) I'alr k Jk 1 x IIP p xr . Copyright 1921. Gcoriio Mallbcw Adam. Iflen, fUothers and maids A Romantic Serial of Modern Life By I DA II McGLONE GIBSON A MOTHER'S UOYK 'So this Is the man," Lille may Kaid to herself with a keen glance at the handsome young chap who clasped her hand warmly. There was open admiration in his eyes, which she relumed with a look of slumbering hate. Harold Kennedy met Lillemay'e look of dislike with one of dUarm Injr admiration but there was a quizzical smile on his lips which told tlte girl that he understood thoroughly. That smile said to her "J am ready to compromise or to fight, but you miut accept me some wh era along the line." "Isn't she beautiful. Harold?" asked Mrs. Vail. "I told you there was not a girl In all Hollywood as lovely as my Lillle May. Lillemay shrank a little as ho heard her mother pronounce her name. Not since she had been abroad had she heard the harsh American pronunciation that sep arated her Lillemay into two names with tho Unsllsh sound of the double !.' "What is the matter, darling? Is someone walking over your grave?" Lll'cmay smiled. It was the first time she had heard the old super stition voiced since she had left America. 'I am afraid, LUaa, it will take Miss Vnil a long time to get used lo English as we speak it on the western coast," Harold Kennedy said softly. "Llsea." thought Liilemay. Sc i her mother too had changed and, softened her name. There cair.o to her memory tho maudlin voice of her father as lie answored the tirades that her Mother had poured out upon his luekle.Ks head. "Now Mclitif,, don't be hard on' me. I'm not well, MelUsy. Indeed I'm not," he had pleaded. She wondered It her mother ever contrasted the "Meli.-y" of the old days with the ' Unsa" which Harold Kennedy called her. One meant hard work, so nil du ens, unhappineos and poverty, the oth er Joy and peace, beauty, wealth and love. She looked at her mother specu latively and tried to find out just how the name Lis&a affected her when spoken in the well-bred tone of the h..nd.Home young man who tucked hsr under his ami as though ho owned her. She waa Jiwt In time to cilch on Mrs. ail's face a look of radiant h:ippinpj and pride. "You see, Lillie May. I too have changed my nam?. I don't know how you pro nounce yours yet as I have seen it only signed to your letters. Harold any a you doubtlctw call It Xeel inay. la that right?'' "Y.j, df.ir, my French teachers named mo that an.: wrote It Lille may.' " ' I don't blame you for adopting It Miss Vail." interposed Harold Kennedy. "It Is very beautiful." "Mips Vall 'how do you got that way,' Harold? You know you have always called her Liilemay to me. Did I pronounce your name r'ght, daughter?" Liilemay bowed her head. 'Then she is to be Lillemay to you and you are to be Harold to her in the future. You like that better, don't you, dear?" 'I will be Just what you want me to bo to anyone you wish, dour mother." Mrs. Vail beamed but Harold Kennedy sensed tne daughter's an tajT' 'iiiHin. As soon as the party arrived at the su'.upt .urns ruoiiw in the hotel, I Mellasa. Vail pulled her daughter Into her own sitting room. "The maids will show you your room and you can rest or unpack as you please. I don't want any of you to come near mo until din ner Umj. Four hours will be toe littlo time to ftaat my eyes on tbU dirllng. Oh I have wanted he. so much all these years." The moment tne door waa clos ed Mlissa Vail led the girl over tc a great cushioned divan. "Sit down here and let me look at you and I want you to look at .ne. I w.-unt you to tell me that I have improved as much as I knoe you have "Oh Lillemay, Lillemay are yot i;I id to be home? Do I look as yot thought I would?" Tlu older woman seemed sud denly to have aix-d. Gone waa tin exuberanee and the enthusiasm and in Us place there was a ten der motheiiiness that sat rathei ludicrously on the painted face and bright red bobbed hlr of a little figure that was straining net daughter to her bosom "You have grown much young er, mother dear," aid Lillemay evasively. "1 would not have known you. Alt the lines of wor ry have gone from your face and all tho scars of toil from youi hinds." The girl picked up one of the brilliantly manicured hands of hei mother and held it caressinglj against her mouth. As she felt the soft lips upon her hand Melissa Vail gave a satis fled sigh, "i shall never be un happy again," she said. "All the long years that you have been away from me, dearest have been blotted nut by tnls moment when 1 have iyou aga n. "I want you to tell me all about yourself. Everything that you have done stnee you have been away. Jut first of all, I want you to tell mo what you think of Har old Kennedy." Tomorrow Looking Hack ward. Papaf Journal want Aac "Irlng Hesolls Try The BRINGING UP FATHER Bv Gcnree MrMnnus Democratic Future Franklin D. Roosevelt has proposed a conference of democratic leaders to formulate a policy to govern the party. iirnorinir personalities for nrinciplcs. Only those issues which the whole party in every section of the nation agrees upon as fundamental" are to be considered as vital in re building the party from the ruins of its last two defeats. In theory the Democrats ought to get back to Jefferson, w'.'h his ideal of the best government as that which governs least. They should repudiate paternalism, with its accom panying bureaucracy, denounce special privilege with its r igram of enrichment of the many at the expense of the few, advocate restoration of state, local and personal rights guaranteed in the constitution and the overthrow of federalism. Upon such a platform the Democrats would at least stand for an ideal that would in the long run become victorious. The demoralization of Democracy began with the leader ship of Bryan, who was a paternalistic populist and not a fundamental Democrat. Expediency replaced principle in the pursuit of power and it has met deserved defeat, because it abandoned the cause which it was founded to preserve. Parly principles and platforms arc however, the result of compromise of contending forces. The irreconcilable clash b 'tween western paternalists and the eastern democrat; with their bitter personalities and sectional feuds will probably result in another muddled mix-up that will insure future defeat. That is why the Democrat gets his emblem of the donkey. Republicanism Purified In recognizing the secession of the followers of LaFollette from the Republican party, and ousting them from party I councils and demoting them in committee assignments, the! Republican organization has followed the logical and con- ti tent course and the insurgents should be the last to com- plan at the consequences of their own folly. The party hasl no-v been purified of its last vestige of progressivism. At the same time, the republican organization is deeply indebted to LaFollette and his followers, for their bolt split the Coolidge opposition and demoralized the democrats and I made republican success a cinch. So LaFollette is entitled to r dwlinguished service medal for his services in the last campaign instead of the double-cross. LaFollette has always been to much enamoured of himself to accept party dictation or discipline. If he could not rule he preferred ruin and after many years of persistent effort, has accomplished it. til Im lui rii;M and uucomimiuiiii- OIK. Tho nvora!,.., man how well I W.ilt V. hitnmu simvimI us with I that rxinviim tho aVltaK,, ma ll l sr.uriMl by his fullios lilll his wrakiH'hsivt. The years may 1 lilile the reeiird of his (nulls, hut wh.'il he has ail hour for Intro spection ho 'ontciniilatcs l ho sears 1 ami from thei'l learns linmilltv. lie ranuot !ie thu mall he lllifiht halo been, for a rear Is a sear anil a line that is Wliltetl is written: hut tho blemishes that trouble Ills! oul have been turned to account by n nehenie of things that does not tol rate waste. Ills sears funi tlon. Thoy are I ino source of his charily. Ills tol erance and his roiiipasdion. MAJORITY OF ALL LUNATICS ARE MEN llerlln. Germunv Ornmlni. . local daily with a Invn for .talU- ucs. nas collected a lot of flRlires on t.erman population from which :t derives authority for Hi. rll,- Inn alatenient: Ten out of every I "Oil men and three out of very HlOO women are Idiots. (In tin other hand, out of 1000 men there .'ire 10 Renliises, whereas among mini women there are noti. When It comra In ivar,.. In. telliKence. th wom,.n .k..4 .iu out of inoo hcln In that rate-gory, while only SSO out of loon men thus quality. OO TO TAKE. THM- . ' cbAQ; A-UREpsf: fiflfl I I THE. I TAKE! HIM OOT- Bah3 WT M DOC, OUT AM HOUR ' .' ? ) ' MWW DOC? I KoO DICWT S 1 n I OT feh y AL. vdy sr-. Mil m rri, him 2Z-Ati V-vj, rati ' V -4.;' ,' . ' ' 1925 BY InT'l Pcaturc Service. Inc. C:e. Rriuin riiliK reserved. 3-o f II l DUMB DORA (Substituting for Barney Google, during Billy DeBeck'i Ulness) SjTPAlT- "V- " "1 I f . . . 1 -. :. .j : 1 . T" ' I I able, to read inj tUeN TEE'Sf4. , IZrr " Uowwvi. J&& -J I C B0U6WT TiAESE. rAlGU PROPOSE, POP AMMO'., J M, 1 IPOWHUD BULBS TotiAV- HASTOGET J A L && ' ft- t" 'LPV ml m m f (f itsnw KRAZY KAT The Fibber's Victory By Herriman -r... Nl ll" 1 I U-.c -y ' - -..r. ,,.,,.,- ,,. , . .1 r : 1 lUULl AJNXJ JWH- This May Re Of Interest to a Lot of Our Friends. Bv Bud Fisher ITS ft H0XQ eieoHA JCFF AT LAST he'S UiHfbahT Houi Imtn W.TN . " T Zl 1 "-'Jr,n"? 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