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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Deschutes County, Or.) 1917-1963 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 9, 1922)
PAGE 2 THK HKNB lU'lAKTIN, DAU.Y EDITION, IIKND, OKROON, Till ItND.W, I'KllltrAH V II, I OS J. The Bend Bulletin DAILY EDITION flllkM ETrr AfttrnMn Kic.pt Rondaj, Br Tha HrnJ Hall.tin (Incorp.r.lwl) Kntorad aa Sreond I'laaa matter January 8, Mlf. at th Ht OnV. at D.11J. Utow. aadar Art of March . t7. BORKRT W. 8AWYKR Kditar-Manaa-ar HBNHY N. FOWLEH AwilM Editor C. 11. SMITH Adv.rti.ing Manaira JAMKS U. O'NEIL Circulation Manager Am IndpndMit Nw.rapr, tmlimr (or aaiiar. WJ. .Iran buatneu, .Iran politic, nd tha beat taurwu vl Bcntl ud CnuaJ Oracoa. TT SUBSCRIPTION RATES Bjr Mail On Vim , IS.OO Six Month! 1S.7S TkrM Month 1.40 Br Curiu Oh Tmr Id. SO Six Month ts.f0 Oaa Month 0.t0 AM auhacrltitfona r dua and PAYADI.K IN ADVANCK. Notice of aspiration arc aallea autwentwra and If renewal la not aaad within rcuonabl tint lh paper will ba dtaeontinucd. Pica notify ui promptly of any change f addreaa, or of failure to receive the paper regularly. Otherwiae we will not he rc Bponaible for copiea miaaed. Mak all checka and order parable to The Bend Bulletin. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9,' 1922. RICHES HAVE WINGS: Labour not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom. For riches certainly make them selves wings; they fly away. Proverbs 23: 4, 6. 1 1 vLfy -a 3 HOW TO PLEASE THEM A newspaper publisher, wishing to please his readers, asked (or sugges tlons, writes Arthur H. Folwell, in Leslie's Weekly. "How can I make mine the ideal newspaper?" he inquired. "Cut out the crimes, the murders. the sensational divorce case reports said the nice people. "Cut out the accidents, the railway and steamship disasters," said the people who 'couldn't bear' to read such things. "Cut out the politics," said the oldfashioned woman, 'I don't under stand Jt, and haven't time (or it.' . "Cut out the league of nations and all that heavy stuff," yawned the flappers of both sexes. "What's it all about, anyhow?" "Cut out the so-called funny pic tures," said the careful mother. "Such pictures aren't funny, and they're bad, very bad, for children.' . "Cut out the ponderous editor ials," snapped the . man who merely scans the headlines. "Nobody reads 'em nowadays." "Cut out the woman's page," said the female with the strong mind. "It's mushy, trashy, trivial; an in sult to our sex." "Cut out sports and theaters," said the intellectual. "Both are bad in fluences, and both have received al together too much notice." "Cut out the " began another and still another, but the publisher beat them to it. "Stop, all of you," he cried. "On second thought, I have decided to cut out myself. It is no use trying to publish the ideal newspaper until I come across the ideal reader." Saying which, he shut up shop and went into the wholesale saxophone business for rest. " The Good Turn One day I saw a ditcher, who feebly plied his spade; I took him out a pitcher of kickless lemon ade. His name was Peter Leary and that's his handle yet and he was hot and weary, and longed for something wet. "That drink was most delight ful," the steaming Peter cried ; "my thirst was something frightful, and burned up my inside." Long years have passed since Peter poured down that lemonade, ana watched me calmly teeter back to my figtree's shade. The other day while driving my corrugated car, it sunk, despite my striving, in mud as thick as tar. There I was mired completely, in glue-like gumbo stuck, and I orated sweetiy about the dad-blamed luck. Then came a whiskered granger who drove two sorrel mares; "Wilt pull me out, 0 stranger?" I cried, between my swears. He pulled me from the wallow his team was strong and smart; I knew what was to follow a bill to break the heart. For I've had farmers haul me from mudholes now and then, and always they'd appall me, by their demands for yen. He said, "You make me weary ! No money shall be paid ! For I'm the Peter Leary who drank your lemonade!" I've often helped a fellow who groaned beneath his pack, and ne'er found one so yellow he wouldn't pay me back. fifteen Years Ago j (From the columns of The Bul letin of February 8, 1907.) A message was received Saturday night that on the previous day a bill to create Deschutes county hud been introduced in the legislature, with most favorable omens (or its passage. No mail has been received in Bend since last week Thursday night, and none is expected before Monday night. It is doubtful if the stage will reach here by that time. This unusual state of affairs-is caused by washouts and land slides on the O. R. & N. and the Columbia Southern, caused by the unprecedented snow and rainfall of the past two weeks, the snow having been rapidly melted by chinooks and warm rains. Decisions have been rendered by the U. S. Land office in the contest cases of S. C. Caldwell vs. Ed Hal vorsen, and Mrs. Lola D. Erickson vs. Mrs. Nick Smith. In the first case Mr. Caldwell received the decision, and in the second, Mrs. Smith. C. W. Thornthwaite was in Tum- alo last week. The Bend, Madras, Shaniko Stage Co. has arrangements made to be gin its daily service as soon as the railroads are open to traffic again. The Prlneville Contracting Com pany made the first move on Its contract Monday, when the work of moving the old courthouse building to one side began. The ancient structure, which has done duty since 1884, is to be skidded into the south east corner of the county block, and left there, facing the public school building until its solid successor is finished. Placing tha Responsibility. "What have you learned at choul?" was the time-honored question h young oomnn asked her niece yester day. "Oh, nothing at nil." responded the little first grader; "I don't know wlint in the world Is the matter with my teacher!" RufTrilo Courier. TLhc Central regoii JBanh D. E. HUNTER, President CARLETON B. SWIFT, Vice President E. P. MAHAFFET, Vice Pres. and Manager H. M. STEPHENS, Cashier BEND, OREGON Handling the Business. House hold and Personal Funds. No matter the amount in either case, you will find it most advantageous to keep the money on deposit in Checking or Savings Accounts at the Central Oregon Bank and withdraw it just as needed. However, after an account is started, there is always plenty of insentive to add to rather than take from your balance. It. K. H CIS TEH. President K. f. MAHAFTKY, Vice President SAFE CRACKERS NOW USE SLEDGE HAMMER Strong Arm Squntl Titkrs Pluto of OM Time Venn With Export KnowlttlKO of Explosives. PORTLAND, Oro., Feb. 9. Willi the advent here of "the burglar's strong-arm squud," as u band of sledgehammer yeggmen operating In Portland's business district are known, ye olde time snfo-cracker sheds burning tears into his boiling "soup" and longs (or the dear old days which are no more. Six safes since November 1 last have (alien be(ore the smashing blows of a gang whose chief weapon is a sledgehammer, wielded by the brawny arms of the biggest man In the baud. No delicate stethoscope work (or these men, no hole boring (ollowed by judicious use of "soup1 as nitroglycerine made by boiling dynumite is known in yegg parlance. It's the triumph of matter over mind. of force over keen fingers, and keen er brains. Police believe the band is com posed of men young to the school of safe-cracking. They pound the out er door o( a safe. away with heavy blows, and then put the Inner out o( commission with steel drills and small hammers and cold chisels. They leave no clues even the old timers admit the lads are smart. "But It's a dang shame, the way business 1b on the bum," as a former exponent of the burglarious art In formed the police recently, "T'alnt what it used to be. I'm ashamed of those fellows." Watch Your Weight. Medlcnl men all ncree that In a great number of cases it would he of valuable tissisiunce to them If pa tients could produce a weight record when golns for ndvlce. Often ll Is Impossible for a diagnosis to be given until n patient hns tested his or her weight for n certain length of time. CABINET ASKS HOOVER'S AID BECOMES LEADER IN HARDING CABINET Pieslili'tiiltil ('niullilittr, (ilvoti Minor Position .VllloltK EvooiuIvc'n Ail vImmk, Tnkiw An Important I'll it In NiiIIom'n AiriiliN, Hy Raymond 'iiiMr (United Trow Staff CorreiHml.nt.) WASHINGTON, Feb. 9. "Let Hoover do II," appears to ho one of (he most popular Hurdlng mIokiiiis. At nuy rate. If there Is anything to bn done by llto administration, Hoover ustiully dons it, or hits nil Im portant part lit doing It. Seldom dnoB a problem Involving finance, business, or liitormtlloiml affairs, particularly if thorn Is u commercial angle, come up at the Whitn House without President Hurdlng sending an S. O. S. for Hoo ver his trusty secretary mf com merce. Herbert Hoover, of California, tho man who was almost kept out of the cabinet by tho politicians, was in vited by President Hunting In Flor ida Just a year ago to become secre tary of commerce the cabinet post that rank a next to (he bo! torn of the list. It has always been an obscure post it political shelf for somebody that the parly had to take euro of. President Harding had taken cure of his political cabinet timber III t lie higher ranking cabinet Jobs and the commerce portfolio was still vacant. lU-coini-M Advisor "There's Hoover," I'resldonl-elecJ Harding remembered. "He's a valu able man and I ought lo have hint In the cabinet. I think I'll make him secretary of commerce" Hoover's friends went Into u rage. "Ho deserves a bigger Job thun that," they protested. Hut Hoover accepted it utter Harding promised that he would bo given plenty to do. So, a yeur later. Hoover, who slipped ill at the back door of the cabinet and was given a Job near the kitchen sink, emerges as the most prominent advisor of tho ad ministration next to tho secrotury of stitto. Scarcely n problem of consequence has come to President Harding's at tention that Hoover has not been consulted about. Minor Job Grown Here is a list of some of tho mat ters Hoover has had a hand In deal ing with since March 4, 1921: Unemployment Co-chairman with Secretary of Labor Davis of tho un employment conference, and took the lead in drafting Its recommendations. Russian relief Organized and controls all policies in distribution of food in Russia. Trade associations Develop ing federal policy toward lawful combinations In various lines of bus iness. Packer labor dispute Assisted Secretaries Wallace and Davis In dealing with wage complaints of packing house employees. Railroads Conducting a series of conferences with employes and executives dealing with wage and rate questions and matters of public policy affecting railroads. Mine troubles Working on plan to avert threatened coal miner strike. Waterways Assisted In investi gating HI, I.uwruiiro waterways pro ject In connect Inn wllh lulerualliiual Joint Commission, Mouth . American finance As chairman of Hie luluriiiillonul High Commission Is studying plum (or Im proving . financial relations with South American republics. Agrlotiltiiro Him taken step" lo expand warehouse facilities (or (armors. Foreign trade Recommended plans (or developing (orolgn Inula through commercial attaches of de partment of commerce. Reorgitnltatloii . Aided Waller F. Ilrown In drafting plan (or reor ganising government executive de part men! h. rlugtir Aided private business men In dealing wllh crisis III sugar Industry. About tha piantti. According to the Inlest rnlftilii tlona of ttslioiioiiiera, the distances of lliu planem from the mm are: Mer cury, fln.iliKMKMI tulles; Venus, tkl,(KI,. 000; tho Kiirlb, UI.NXI.IHIO; Mars, HO,. IMKUMKI; .Itipller, 47n,IHMJ,f0; Hntiirn, S72.WKi.IKM: Urntitts, l.TR 1,000,000; Neptune, 2," HI,(HH),IKX). FIRST SHOWING of SILVER Our Prices Reduced GRILLE 10 to 25 Per Cent MOST SANITARY COOKING IN TOWN Try Our COMBINATION BREAKFAST CAFE !:imffntm:tnnm:nttmmmHmiinmtimn:nitimi!t!iiitifi!tiittttRiMitiiiiftiiitifti U.i.i.ui.ii...i.iMitiHi,iiiiuiiiiiiuiiii;iIIUllllllUUUUlU,li;uwUiHU Save But Save Wisely Money is seldom saved on out of tovvn purchases. Quality and not price is important in the question of saving. It always pays to buy the best, and you are always sure of the best when you buy at home. The Brcoks-SearJon Lumber Co. itnnmiMnnnm.m:nmtnm:tirm. eWaaMM a at H4a a aMMAge) M MlWN SM afjAMa asaBMsMf U laMa4aVWtfUStta SimwV03MmwtmhtiXimMVX1OTittUUU! aXllllI Jl AnJ Impressive Styles Expert Workmanship Real Values at Popular Prices On these the foundation of The Parisian, Ladies' Outfit ters, has built a reputation that can not be excelled. You are invited to see the new MiIHnery,Coals, Sis, Jesses Waists and Skirts Never has price been a meas of economy, not even today, when the consumers are shop ping around to a greater ex tent than ever before. The only yardstick by which econ omy can truly be measured is the quality you get for the price you pay. ter all, it what Valua dcpnd upon. So it yu t the Qualification), don't delay. Visit , si J ihia, af wan aj Lodia' Outfitters Corner Wall anil Oregon Sta., Dead 0ll'aas()4Paaa0BallaB0Ba)BWlHal)BaalBaaoaaao Another Nash PRICE REDUCTION NASH $1195 fVvIV IN BEND Price Guaranteed to June 1, 11)22 30x31 Federal Tire, $1 1.25 Deschutes Garage Co. Nash Cars Federal Tires Credit Is Everything . If your credit is good there is no limit to your expansion. Promptness in the payment of your open accounts is the only way you can build a credit Do not buy more than you can pay for and always pay promptly for all you buy. The Shevlin-Hixon Company PERMANENT AS THE PYRAMIDS Concrete Pipe Company BEND, OREGON Sewer Pipe, Irrigation Pipe, Waler Pipe, Culvrrl Pipe, Building Blocks Well Curbing, Concrete Silot It it's made of concrete, we make it Box 157 BEND, OREGON Phone 249 r