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Page 6B East Oregonian PEANUTS COFFEE BREAK Friday, August 11, 2017 DEAR ABBY BY CHARLES M . SCHULZ Spouse can’t fix what’s broken between wife and her mother FOR BETTER OR WORSE BY LYNN JOHNSTON B.C. BY JOHNNY HART PICKLES BY BRIAN CRANE Dear Abby: My wife and I met that what I’m doing is littering and four years ago, have been married for helping neither the furry friends nor two and I still haven’t met her mother. the environment. Can you help solve My mother-in-law, a homophobic, the debate — to toss or not to toss? self-proclaimed “evangelist prophet,” Thanks! — An Apple A Day refuses to acknowledge our union. Dear A.A.A.D.: I, too, love our Her behavior upsets my wife, which furry and feathered creatures, but I angers me to the point that I have no agree with your friends. What you are desire to ever cross paths with her. My doing is littering, regardless of how Jeanne wife sometimes cries about this wedge Phillips you’re rationalizing it. If you truly in their relationship, which only makes want to support the Earth, keep a small Advice me resent my mother-in-law more. Is container in your vehicle for the apple there something I should do or say to core and dispose of it when you get either of them that might possibly help all of us home. deal with this turmoil a little better? — Frus- Dear Abby: I just got together with a guy trated Lesbian-In-Law I really like. We have been dating for about Dear Frustrated: If the wedge in your a week, but now I realize I’m just not ready wife’s relationship with her evangelist to start dating. I’m 15 and I don’t feel I’m prophet mother is that she is a lesbian and mature enough. Also, I don’t want a boyfriend married, there is nothing you can do. Your because I’m moving in a month. Help! I don’t mother-in-law will either, with time, come know if I should break up with him. What do I to accept it (don’t hold your breath), or your do? — California Teen wife will learn through counseling that it is Dear California Teen: Because you are not her responsibility to sacrifice her happi- moving in about a month, I don’t think breaking ness to please her mother. I hope you will up in the formal sense is necessary. It couldn’t encourage your wife to do that. hurt to tell him you think you may have gotten Dear Abby: I have been a daily reader of serious too quickly, because getting serious your column since I was a little girl, so your after a week of dating IS too quickly. I have a answer to my question will be valued. hunch that once you have moved, distance will I eat an apple every day on my drive home solve your problem for you. from work, and when I’m done, I toss the core P.S. Now that you realize you’re not ready out the window. I try my best to support the to date, when you have made the move, take a Earth, and I believe I am feeding the rabbits break from romance and concentrate on your and birds with my apple a day. Friends insist studies. You won’t be sorry. DAYS GONE BY BEETLE BAILEY GARFIELD BY MORT WALKER BY JIM DAVIS 100 Years Ago From the East Oregonian Aug. 11, 1917 Of the men drawn on the first draft in this county, 24 are ready to be certified to the district board at La Grande. That number are shown by the records of the local board not to have filed exemption claims, been rejected for physical disability, to have enlisted or to have been transferred to other boards for examination. While there were 45 claims for exemption filed with the local board, only 40 were from this county, the others being trans- fers. In addition the board today filed exemp- tion claims for two others, Martin Conrad and Onto Bihoglo of Pendleton. Conrad had registered as a citizen of Germany and Bihoglo as a citizen of Austria. They are not, therefore, eligible for service. 50 Years Ago From the East Oregonian Aug. 11, 1967 The Pendleton Retail Merchants Associ- ation has abandoned any idea of a mall for downtown Pendleton. The retail merchants met Wednesday with the mayor’s committee on traffic and parking to discuss the future of a mall, parking and traffic in Pendleton. “The mall idea has been abandoned and this committee will give to the public the parking and traffic facilities that the public approved in their answers in a recent mall question- naire, conducted by the East Oregonian,” said William Stram, chairman of the mayor’s committee. 25 Years Ago From the East Oregonian Aug. 11, 1992 After 135 issues of the Columbia Valley Chronicle, the progressive little river town of Boardman again finds itself without a home- town weekly. The Glenn family published its last edition of the tabloid newspaper last week after 2 1/2 years of financial struggles. “After much struggle, it’s just a recognition that there’s just not enough interest in print advertising in the Boardman-Irrigon-North Morrow County market to financially support a newspaper,” said publisher Ed Glenn, who happens to be the president of the Boardman Chamber of Commerce and a candidate for Morrow County commissioner. The Chron- icle, Glenn said, went the route of three other preceding Boardman papers, including the Boardman Beacon and the Boardman Enter- prise, which were tried unsuccessfully in the 1970s, and another paper that was published in the 1930s. THIS DAY IN HISTORY BLONDIE DILBERT THE WIZARD OF ID LUANN ZITS BY DEAN YOUNG AND STAN DRAKE BY SCOTT ADAMS BY BRANT PARKER AND JOHNNY HART BY GREG EVANS BY JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN Today is the 223rd day of 2017. There are 142 days left in the year. Today’s Highlight in History: On August 11, 1997, President Bill Clinton made the first use of the historic line-item veto, rejecting three items in spending and tax bills. (However, the U.S. Supreme Court later struck down the veto as unconstitu- tional.) On this date: In 1860, the nation’s first successful silver mill began operation near Virginia City, Nevada. In 1909, the steamship SS Arapahoe became the first ship in North America to issue an S.O.S. distress signal, off North Carolina’s Cape Hatteras. In 1934, the first federal prisoners arrived at Alcatraz Island (a former military prison) in San Francisco Bay. In 1942, during World War II, Pierre Laval, prime minister of Vichy France, publicly declared that “the hour of liberation for France is the hour when Germany wins the war.” In 1954, a formal peace took hold in Indochina, ending more than seven years of fighting between the French and Communist Viet Minh. In 1956, abstract painter Jackson Pollock, 44, died in an automobile accident on Long Island, New York. In 1962, Andrian Niko- layev became the Soviet Union’s third cosmonaut in space as he was launched on a 94-hour flight. In 1965, rioting and looting that claimed 34 lives broke out in the predomi- nantly black Watts section of Los Angeles. In 1975, the United States vetoed the proposed admission of North and South Vietnam to the United Nations, following the Security Council’s refusal to consider South Korea’s application. In 1992, the Mall of America, the nation’s largest shopping-entertainment center, opened in Bloom- ington, Minnesota. In 2014, Academy Award-winning actor and comedian Robin Williams, 63, died in Tiburon, Cali- fornia, a suicide. Today’s Birthdays: Actress Arlene Dahl is 92. Songwriter-producer Kenny Gamble is 74. Rock musi- cian Jim Kale (Guess Who) is 74. Magazine columnist Marilyn Vos Savant is 71. Country singer John Conlee is 71. Singer Eric Carmen is 68. Computer scientist and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is 67. Wrestler-actor Hulk Hogan is 64. Singer Joe Jackson is 63. Playwright David Henry Hwang is 60. Actor Miguel A. Nunez Jr. is 58. Actress Viola Davis is 52. Actor Duane Martin is 52. Actor-host Joe Rogan is 50. Rhythm-and-blues musician Chris Dave is 49. Actress Anna Gunn is 49. Actress Ashley Jensen is 49. Actress Sophie Okonedo is 49. Rock guitarist Charlie Sexton is 49. Actor Chris Hemsworth is 34. Rock musician Heath Fogg (Alabama Shakes) is 33. Thought for Today: “A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he’s crossing a one-way street.” — Laurence J. Peter, Canadian-born educator and author of “The Peter Principle” (1919-1990). PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN BY DANA SIMPSON BIG NATE BY LINCOLN PEIRCE