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Page 6B East Oregonian PEANUTS COFFEE BREAK Thursday, June 2, 2016 DEAR ABBY BY CHARLES M . SCHULZ Boyfriend with secret child isn’t worthy of woman’s trust FOR BETTER OR WORSE BY LYNN JOHNSTON B.C. BY JOHNNY HART PICKLES BY BRIAN CRANE Dear Abby: I have been seeing GYN and ask to be checked for STDs “Russell” for about a year. Last March now that you know the “man” you’re in love with can’t be trusted. There’s he told me he had to move in with his an adage I’ll share because it applies grandmother because “he was the to you: The truth will set you free. only bachelor in the family who could Dear Abby: If your ofice or family take care of her.” Stupidly, I believed has a $20 limit on gift exchanges, and him. you ind a $20 gift on sale for $10, Not long after that, I found out he is that considered a $20 gift or a $10 had a pregnant girlfriend. I didn’t let Jeanne on that I knew, and we didn’t see each Phillips one? — Pinching Pennies In Ohio Dear Pinching: Prices are so luid other for about three months because Advice during some of the holidays that no he was “busy getting promoted at one really knows the true “value” of work.” Now I have started seeing him what’s being purchased anymore. If there is a again, and I just can’t seem to let it go. The problem is I still haven’t told Russell $20 limit on what you’re supposed to spend, I know about the girlfriend and the baby. I’m it means you shouldn’t spend any MORE not sure how to go about letting him know I than $20 — and not much less than $20. If know what’s going on. I can’t bear the thought you ind something marked $20 and can get it of him walking away from me again. How for less, you are a wise shopper — not a piker. P.S. You can also just buy a $20 gift card should I confront him? I’m in love, confused and heartbroken at the same time. — Fool In and avoid the uncertainty. Dear Abby: If a single woman is having Love In Miami Dear F.I.L.: Try this — a full-frontal relations with a married man, then she is assault of plain honesty. Tell him you know known as his mistress. But what do you call he slept with another woman and got her a single man who is having relations with a pregnant, and that story he told you about married woman? Would he be a “mister” — his grandmother was pure guano. Tell him or what? — Curious In Macon, Ga. Dear Curious: He could be referred to you know he has stayed away because he preferred to be with someone else. Say that as her lover or paramour. According to the although you love him, you realize that as far Urban Dictionary, he could also be called as he’s concerned, you’re going cold turkey. a “manstress.” (If there is inancial support involved, then he’s a gigolo and she’s a THEN DO IT. And if you haven’t already, see your OB/ “sugar mama.”) DAYS GONE BY BEETLE BAILEY GARFIELD BY MORT WALKER BY JIM DAVIS 100 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 2, 1916 That the Northern Paciic Company is contemplating an extension of its line in this county to give the farmers of the Holdman vicinity an outlet for their grain is a persistent rumor that has been in circulation for some time. The discussion of other plans for a railroad or automobile trafic road into this country is said to have stirred the N.P. oficials into considering plans for immediate work. In fact one report has it that the company has men going over a proposed route at the present time but there is no veriication of this report. 50 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 2, 1966 Two men paddling up the Columbia River have “only” 3,800 miles to go to reach their destination. John C. Davidson, 21, Carlyle, Pa., and James E. Curns, 23, Wheeling, W.Va., were above Arlington Wednesday, about 225 miles from their start. They left Astoria two weeks ago. Davidson and Curns estimated their trip — up the Columbia, Snake and Clearwater, down the Missouri and Mississippi and up the Ohio and down the Monongahela rivers — would be 4,000 miles and would take them until Nov. 16. 25 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 2, 1991 The NCAA’s loss is Walla Walla Commu- nity College’s gain. Graduating Hermiston senior Todd Spike wrapped up his high school athletic career with a school-record and personal-best triple jump at the state track championships last week. But it’s basketball where Spike has made his reputation and he graduates with credentials that make him the top area prospect since Pendleton’s Laura Moore. Spike was recruited vigorously by several NAIA schools, but had little more than a couple of nibbles from NCAA Division I schools. Passing up good offers of scholar- ships from several small four-year schools was tough, Spike said. But choosing a two-year junior college leaves his options open. THIS DAY IN HISTORY BLONDIE DILBERT THE WIZARD OF ID LUANN ZITS BY DEAN YOUNG AND STAN DRAKE BY SCOTT ADAMS BY BRANT PARKER AND JOHNNY HART BY GREG EVANS BY JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN Today is the 154th day of 2016. There are 212 days left in the year. Today’s Highlight in History: On June 2, 1941, base- ball’s “Iron Horse,” Lou Gehrig, died in New York of a degenerative disease, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis; he was 37. On this date: In 1863, during the Civil War, Union Maj. Gen. William T. Sherman wrote a letter to his wife, Ellen, in which he commented, “Vox populi, vox humbug” (The voice of the people is the voice of humbug). In 1886, President Grover Cleveland, 49, married Frances Folsom, 21, in the Blue Room of the White House. (To date, Cleveland is the only president to marry in the executive mansion.) In 1897, Mark Twain, 61, was quoted by the New York Journal as saying from London that “the report of my death was an exaggeration.” In 1924, Congress passed, and President Calvin Coolidge signed, a measure guaranteeing full American citizenship for all Native Americans born within U.S. territorial limits. In 1946, Italy held a refer- endum which resulted in the Italian monarchy being abol- ished in favor of a republic. In 1953, the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place in London’s Westmin- ster Abbey, 16 months after the death of her father, King George VI. In 1976, Arizona Republic investigative reporter Don Bolles was mortally injured by a bomb planted under- neath his car; he died 11 days later. (Prosecutors believed Bolles was targeted because he had written stories that upset a liquor wholesaler; three men were convicted of the killing.) In 1981, the Japanese video arcade game “Donkey Kong” was released by Nintendo. In 1983, half of the 46 people aboard an Air Canada DC-9 were killed after ire broke out on board, forcing the jetliner to make an emer- gency landing at Cincinnati/ Northern Kentucky Interna- tional Airport. In 1986, for the irst time, the public could watch the proceedings of the U.S. Senate on television as a six-week experiment began. In 1997, Timothy McVeigh was convicted of murder and conspiracy in the 1995 bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. (McVeigh was executed in June 2001.) Today’s Birthdays: Actress-singer Sally Kell- erman is 79. Actor Ron Ely is 78. Actor Stacy Keach is 75. Rock musician Charlie Watts is 75. Actor Charles Haid is 73. Movie director Lasse Hallstrom is 70. Actor Jerry Mathers is 68. Actress Joanna Gleason is 66. Actor Dennis Haysbert is 62. Comedian Dana Carvey is 61. Actor Gary Grimes is 61. Pop musician Michael Steele is 61. Rock singer Tony Hadley (Spandau Ballet) is 56. Actor Liam Cunningham is 55. Actor Navid Negahban is 52. Singer Merril Bainbridge is 48. Rapper B-Real (Cypress Hill) is 46. Actress Paula Cale is 46. Actor Anthony Montgomery is 45. Actor-comedian Wayne Brady is 44. Rock musician Tim Rice-Oxley (Keane) is 40. Actor Zachary Quinto is 39. Actor Dominic Cooper is 38. Actress Nikki Cox is 38. Actor Justin Long is 38. Actor Deon Richmond is 38. Actress Morena Baccarin is 37. Rhythm-and-blues singer Irish Grinstead (702) is 36. Rock musician Fabrizio Moretti (The Strokes) is 36. Olympic gold medal soccer player Abby Wambach is 36. Thought for Today: “We are minor in everything but our passions.” — Elizabeth Bowen, Irish author (1899- 1973). PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN BY DANA SIMPSON BIG NATE BY LINCOLN PEIRCE