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r. i 1 .' 1 FAGS EIGHT DAILY EAST OKEGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, TUESDAY EVENING," SEPTEMBER1 2, 1022, TWELVE AGeV If f f .W J3.Vm iUia YVIIi "-. V U Minimi WTAWTkA 11 tY .7 nflWH 1 RED v -tTU Luke McGIook, the Brainy BEAN Boy HftVW' TftT AM f OIL voice of- 7 . -JMe 5 By CarrjEd ' Woil ctrtMti c.'; 'n'lmuj 4d. J "XwV- SQUIRE EDGEGATEMost Women Can Keep a Secret, But the Ones They Tell It to Can't! . ... . - ' ' n I 'if 1 '7J xj i.a j t i v i ( ' nr. , uvi.vr BY LOUIS RICHARD FvFm TOL.Z3 you fez Tvcsry cm Ohi vou-Tti J50vlT 2D AJ vy 7WT SECffET T-OR. I TaRTV VE.ftX$ .On 23 7W.S 1 1 HI Wiirld Puli.r ITinling Co., si ft "t K I 6 BEDTIME PENCIL PICTURES PAST and PRESENT 7 fe a's4V? io'ziaj siok'1' COMlr TO.J) MyvvE?,l 34 20 ttt- o HtV VOUR API-RE" let it "EURN' "BUSINESS IS ROTTEN lN D I NEfct) THE X ) , r Z' f , V M&iJ' f (A ... ' W'A ' I - mm -T- - - -i -a TRUE TO LIFE YOUR HONOR! THIS HAN SHOlfuOl (SET 00 YEARS!! H DPtfPPEDJ MX SWH HERBERT got new b.by brother t h's house last think ,7. f .l!Py went ,,med " lrUy. What name d'you Ih V.?' 5i0U. Can 4 blBm hlm neitJier- "ow th1 dota aa' wftin niuetbj baby jot. rant. ful. "I want you to tleaii my ahop win dow." aald Mr. Klnka to Wiggins. IIjo window cleaner. "Do you think you can do It whlla I'm away for an hour r aoT" "Oh. yea; clad to do It!" replied Miffina. And while Mr. Blnka was cut he set to work wltb a will. "Mlgflns," aaid Mr. Ulnka, enter ing the abop and glancing at the cleaner's work with approval, "you'v dona the Job well. Why, there Isn't a speck or a scratch to be seen ou the whole pane. Here's your money, anil all extra quarter." "I'm glad you're sutlslled," mur mured Mlgglns, pocketing the money Komewhat nervously. "Of course I aui. Why, I can scarcely believe there la glass there at all. It looks so clear!" "Well, there ain't," said Mlggins. moving away rapidly. "Me and the ladder fell through the glass Just after we started." A coluied pi-r;iclir had Mfrvul a lenu In Jail, but lie d trod tlm tLuighl path ever since, and not a soul in Ills congregation knew of the blot on his career. "So you can Imagine his feelings, when, on risins to begin his sermnu one Sunday niorning, he y&w un old cell-mate seated in u front pew. He moved the Uilile this way and that to collect his thoughts and then he cleared his threat and said sloly and Impressively, looking his old ccll-m.'ite straight In the e;e: "'.Mah ten' dis inaxmin'. biedde.-n an' ststern, will be took fioni il-ninety-fo'th chapter an' rlx hind cu an' eighth verse ob de (.'.o-pel ac coidiu' to Saint Mark, which says: Deiu as sees me, m' K n s me. an says nothlu', deiu will Ah see later.' " 1 1 pjji DRAWING LESSONS FOR OUR KIDDIES IS I i.kj... -, (UJia new a, 5asket of Poj&s "ii.' ' jar i Letter t Mail THIS basket of posies" is very easy to draw. If you will make a laign drawing ot It and color it lth your crayons or water colors you will find that it will make a very attractive Blctura. It offers such a good opportunity for color lleeeliliii:. She -I rca.ly can t believe ill you. You liectiie all (he gills. He All! On my vtoid of honor, you're the lirst one I e.er deceived. Christiana Korsaien. ilis Tip. Mr. Jones was an enthusiastic spectator at a h! ; rac e. Havinss a lit tle knowledge of the sport and being anxious tn hate a small bet J ist for the excitement of the thing, he looked over the list of runners until bis eyes rested on "Behave Yourself." Mr. .tones was one of the few who won on the race. "How did ton happen to pick the winner," asked a friend. "I hail an idta." "Yes?" " Behave yourself was the last thing my wile said to me when I left home." AH, THE POOR LADY PROVED FALSE TO BEN - - - AND EVERYBODY ! He was one of our prominent man ufacturers. The other day the police man sli pped him for exceeding the spfed limit. "What's your name?" asked the po liceman. He told him. "How do tou spell It?" He told hlm that. too. "Where do you live?" "Are you married?" "Have you any children?" "What are their names aud ages?" "Why," jelled the manufacturer, "w hat's the sense of askl .g me a lot of silly questions like that?" "Well," smiled the policeman. "I applied at your factory once for a job, and the chap in the office asked me all those questions and' a lot more. 1 thought they wet' foolish too." HR! I bo Btuevcl Tht oruku AMNOVMWC TetoT , LtOV ! H- 'JoiM.ina tf5- 1 v kl'tr.i EY CARL ED Jl 6C6 5S THftTL(.Ttt-H Ou A LESSOR MoW ET OP and APotc3iTe rowt I AnV HIIAD4 i ipl a' L, 111 . i I I I '??. f I A tAA fT,,,,ocl "V .1 " FISH ! one rtct uw crr cue Fori too - . ccrFtSrt and t r j CC"i3Ft5H tC-r- T. o lb.. DCNT (?ET IT ? NO it takes a codfish To k Mi