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PAGE TEN DAILY EAST 0REG0N1AN, PENDLETON, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 12, .1020. , EOORTREN PAGES it nir TiiriTnrn DOp VIS have to U4i yun nitwit prcttritt IMl Ootlllne altrnili.ni-. Al.TA TODW ixiutiiy ctsn poq If a plotting mint ami an unscrup luun phyic ian had arranged to havo you confine! In a private saniturlnm, under the pr-tfxt thai ur mind wu u ii i -a la i,. .1 : if the i;i r was ordered and th IIM on hand: and if your i(wm JRM already wa it ing for you, what would ynii do? lid v on cwr meet the condition In which a nurM vrould any you ' ' ln rane and you would try to prow your I uanlty ? That 1h one of tlia It Muttons that ' confront Dorothy Uish in her latest rm mnnint picture. "Turntns the Table."' which will be shown at the Alta Theatre today. In thi caw Dorothjp meet it in a way that may work in some cases and not la others. This time It resulted in her having the freedom of the jrrouml?. beinj: courted by the man he wanted to marry, and finally es r aping. The above is but one of the many situationH that are said to make this picture one of the snappiest that M i8 Ulsh has yet presented. IT SUFFER . wmypnuH' Use Soothing Musterole When those sharp pains go shooting through your head, when your skull we ins as it it would split, just rub a little Musterole on your temples and neck. It draws out the inflammation, soothes away the pain. usually givin gquich relief. Musterole is a dean, white ointment, made with oil of mustard. Better than a mustard plaster and does not blister. Many doctors and r.ursc' frankly recommend Musterole for sore throat, bronchitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, congestk ..pleurisy.rheuma tism, lumbago, pains and aches of the back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted feet colda of the chest (it often prevents pneu monia). It is always dependable. 30c and 60c jars; hospital sue t-'.-O. the fun-poking- and many r.tnr spots i in the present-day motion iiicture1 are j used for laugh purposes. I.loyd (Ham) Hamilton and Vr- ' ginla Hnppe are seen in the leadins j roles of this attraction. A K 1 1 f : TUVRSDAY wow, britvs: HOW HEX11Y I I. HUMAN "KIDS" THOSK DRAMATIC) KIU,UrS' CLEMENCEAU VISITS PARIS. March u Virtually noth- I ! ing has been heard of former Premier iClemeneeau since his departure for Cairo for a vacation and it is only now f J that accounts of his voyage are be-j jginnlng to reach Paris from his fellow passengers aboard the Lotus. Sure Death to Corns The first thin? "nets-It" dors when It lands an a corn or callus is to snuff out the pain. Then it shrivels the corn or callus anu loosens it. the heat ins; is supplied gratis." Must Be Volcano's Janitor. Observing a. small house on the mountainside he wondered who could live in the smoke which came from the volcano, commenting: "It must be the volcano's janitor what a beautiful job for a retired man to bo a guardian of a volcano." The former premier attended a the atrical entertainment on board for the benefit of the widows and orphans of sailors and signed a dozen programs which were auctioned for 1650 francs. The highest price paid was 500 francs, and the lowest 60. M. Clemencean de clared that at that rate "1 would be willing to sign all day." The former premier declared that he had not made any plans nor had te yet formulated an impression, ex cept that the ship's vermicelli which had been excellent on the first day had become very poor. Is Tnk'wur Vermicelli Cure. "I eat vermicelli every day," he said. "I am taking the vermicelli cure. I have to have all sorts of cures, as I have 14 maladies the same number as President Wilson has points one malady, one point; everybody has what he can. M. Clemenceiu shrugged his shoul ders when the danger of an attack on him at Cairo was suggested, saying "Yes, yes, I have been warned, but perhaps it was only buncombe. They may miss me anyway. One must die some time; what does the place mat ter?" The sea proved kindly throughout ) r. v i I'll nrwl nlthnusrVi Ve - iryr.r. TuirhV,','ju:tTm,leediV0,1f'!t7f! by rain, to, and wind on his arrival 'twixt thumb and finger. You don't in Egypt, he declared he had never eren feel It, because there is no hurt felt so voung. cl-Jinest, 'surest, safest and most pleas- "1 only there was a little sunshine ant method. I would become a child again." he "Gete-It." the nevr failing, guaran- said. ted mony-back corn remover costs j fcut a trifle at any drug store. MXd by E. Lawrence & Co.. Chicago. Sold In Pendleton and recommend-d as the world's best corn remedy by T&llman 4k Co. and Economy Irug Co. w7 seiis $m HsT r Co 'm BAKER WILL VOTE ON IF KIDNEYS BOTHER r BAKER. March 12. At a special I municipal election to be held April 10, Baker will decide whether the city shall be authorized to spend $40,000 - ' Iln constructing a new dam on fJood- at leBS meat and take Salts for j rich creek, one of a series of Wter Backache or Bladder Xrt'ZZ.TlZ" trouble. $12,000 In renovating and enlarging the quarters of the fire department. The construction of a road for the de liver of materia Ik to the site of the new dam is included in the cost estimated. $20,000 IN JEWELS ARE MISSING AFTER CRASH s t'ric acid in meat excites the kld tes, they become overworked; get n 1 . ac he, and feel like lumps of lead. The urine become cloudy; the bladder is irritated, and you may be pbliged to se-k relief two or three times during the night. AS' hen the Itldneys clog you must help them flush of the body's urinous waste or you'll be a real sick person shortly. At first you feel a dull misery In tha kidney region, you suffer from backache. .tick headache, distinct, stomach gets our, tongue coated and yen feel rheu -ns-tic twinges when the wea ker ii 1 ad. Hat less meat, drink lots of water; fjdso get from any pharmacist four cmi nos of Jad ialt.j, take a table spoonful In a glasn of water before treJctast for a f w days anl yoWT Kidneys will then act fine. This fam pua savlta Is made from the exid of rapfana lem-n. ju.c-. rwHu.utu u-id.-nt occurrfd. f.c.ipai.)s f.fhls, and has been used for genera- iVonttntm of ln C;,r were thrown t tmna lo ciejin ciojfifea Kian unu Vtimulat Uinu to normal activity, al-o . nrutrsllze the aiid, in urine, ao tt loniar la a auurre of Irritation, thus landing bladder weakneffa. J i.l .-..: ta InexiM-natve, cannot In- Jur; makna a delUrhtful e-ffereoent lnhia-watar drink hlch everyone, Vdinuld take nw and then to keep the .idnya clean and active. Drugita Jiera aay they aell lota of Jad Balta to "lka who believe In overcoming kid net uuuUla while H la only trouble. Thte motion picture fans ho have ; been waiting- for some fearless comedy j producer who would dare to bring forth a "take-off" on the hish-spots in j filmdom. will realise their fond desire If they see "A Twlllg'ht Baby," Henry 1 Iehrmans initial production for First. National Exhibitors' Circuit which will he shown at the Arcade theatre, com- : mencing Thursday. For the first time in memory Mr. The Tiser was seen but little except I hrman baa produced a picture that at me;1 time. He went to bed early j contains every laugh-essential of thel uld on waking In the morning per-j funniest comedy, but which at the formed his eustomany gymnastics with I same time is built around a logical ,he aid of apparatus which had been plot that provides for amusing satire ! attached to his cabin ceiling, cn the average motion picture of to- j when the ship's wireless picked up day- Premier Millerand's declaration that i As an instance of the rlprprnR 1 hA inleniteit l.i enntinne the flemen-ll With "Which "A Twlieht Ti-nbv" tslcenu nallev wilh retrnnl to Runts. M. i fhjimrtpriTf tho tenrfi I ll..lt wrt I'lhot will l. ! I Ing. verboae sub-title of today is subtly funny." As the steamer passed the burlesqued. Those pictures which Stromboli volcano M. Clemencean do- have been featuring wild rides of the clared whimsically that "a villa around j night-riders come in for a share of here ought not be very expensive, as! ALTA Today ARCA CHILDREN 10c !! mm as urn wKstmsnmmsam um The whole house cluttered with 'em had helped her collect at seances. I TODAY ? CHILDREN 10c ADULTS .15c V- . i aKen v rom me v" .P I Deck of -the R , .. . IPormnn CnhmnrinD UUlllldSI OUUIIIdl IIIU s, that a fake niedi- S-S-S-SJ'THIT.S! Auntie's spirit Fox Sunshine Comedy HUNGRY LIONS AND TENDER HEARTS VAUDEVILLE WALKER & WEST MAIN & MAIN After the Dance. A Breeze From Southland. U-35 Friday Saturday and Sunday NOTE! Friday and Sunday Nights, Mar. 12 & 14 Nothing But the Truth A Riot Of Fun in 3 Big Acts REMEMBER! OREGON THEATRE Fri., Sat. and Sun., Mar. 12, 13, 14. Fred Sie.pl Stock Company WILL PRESENT 2 BIG NEW YORK HITS 2 NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH AND THE NAUGHTY BRIDE You Simply Can't Afford to Miss Either One of These Two Great Comedies. Friday Saturday and Sunday This picture was made for German eyes only and if we had lost you never would have seen it. But our boys seized the negative when they occupied Cohlenz and it is to be used as evidence at the trial of the kaiser. Authentic records photographer from the d'ck of the Kaiser's "Pet" submarine U-35, during the trip when she Mink 100 allied and neutral Hup and took only 6 PR ISO NEKS. 3 reels of horrible facts. To Make a Big Show Bigger Henry Iehrman Presents A TWILIGHT BABY 4 Reels of Real Comedy- NOTE! Saturday Night Mar. 13 The Naughty Bride Attention! CHICKEN EXPE RTS Did You Ever See a Hen Lay a Hand Grenade? In the loner Huh! luiml assM ol tliN lulle-'tlM-nli-nt yml will ana ' plcturu ilniwn 1 rie of our In-hI Imi-. uho Just comptotec j coiaraB In n csn'OMaiJB)tlctice i-t m-IuioI. Tlil chicken In lit UuU em. M mrptotletl. 'Ill Is HAITIANS IV U 99 A Riot Of Fun in 4 Big Acts A THOUSAND GIGANTIC JO LTS OF JOY. RESERVE YOUR SEATS NOW At Thompsons' Drug Store For Both of These Great Comedies. YOU'LL LAUGH UNTIL YOU SCREAM! DON'T MISS EITHER ONE! raa.aHH' 'laBMHaatHtmrMnMl ' , , - . Jgi-"1 A Twilight Baby A Henry Lehrman Comedy TODAY! How Can We Make the World Safe for Chickens? It.. ..I Hamilton as tin "tWlUKtU li:i'." uml n lofjl lllal bootlcftiicrj VlrgtoMi Rappe aa his wmwihettti ii wuitiii wliili' In- attHHrittl Itls i-ouiilrj's i-hII nil tin: riM-k-llr. A Distinclinve Comedy Cre ation, unlike anything you have ever seen before; and of higher class. A IViond of GcorfB' Teacher in primary cliiae: Do any of you littlo folks know who George Washington was? Tommy: I don't know him myself, but he is an qM friend of my dad s. Cartoons Magazine. Quality PRINTING at Picasonable Prices East Oregonian Printing Department Ftoring tin- IX-fiHt "You're havinic a frreat deal of fun at mv exponse,'' growled the comic magazine puhlishf-r to his editor, as he added Up the nvmins exponas -t'artoons Magazine. . PASTIME SAN QtStfD, March 12. 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