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DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE 13, 1919. TWELVE PAGES AS INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER. UBSCRIPTION RATES S "V fabllaHed ' Dally ana iml.WMkl ? HEART OP THE t?2 Faadletoa. oregoa, r u BAST OHEUON1AN PUBU8HINO OO. Entered at Uia poaiofflce at Peadle- torn. Oregoa, as eeoond-claae nail natter. " (IN ADVANCB) m raa.r, by Ball IIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Dally, Daily. 4a.M . .M . Lit . .M . T.I . t. all months b mall SUNSET g Ually, tare months by mail Dally, oaa mouth by mall ffelaphon Daily, on yar by carrier . ImDnrtiuHotel News stand. Portland : l"y. sis months by carrier. how ma a Ni Co, Portland, Oraaoe j Dally, three aionths by carrlar i.M ON F1I.R AT ) Dally, oaa month, by oarrlar 1 1 fcrua. Bur.au. ... Security B-l.d- L f;W((,kly ,1""t IZ i!m '.v. Mug ton, n. C, Buraan Ml ronr- Semi-Weekly, all montha. by mall .t t.-nth ntrrei. N. W. 3eml-Wekiy four montha by mall . FARE FOUR EE 1 i it 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii 1 1 i'i 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 m i i? "VlVlMWWKWisV Wa call you Frogs, my hearties, WUh your regimental blue Ami p'raps 'twas through levin That we wished the name on you . ltut now that you have irrvt it And It a likely It will cling. 1 1 seem that maybe, eomehow. There's a meanln' to the thing. Through four 1 long fearful winters In your chilly Flanders bogs. You've squatted-lng. in your mud-hoiea just like peared in Paris, and by incau rT-oga, Like Frogs whose spots have I 'mingled With each grass and atone and stlek You camouflaged your hiding You were the first to pull the trick. rilK mOGS OP FRANCE . . -. ;. ' ; Bible they will learn that much J, can be done with kindness and , the flat portion of a slipper. LUUUt'3 TRIBUTE NOT TO W. W. ERE is a bit of biography mat is or peculiar inter- Act l. tVnMA ....... J. 1 4 "v u uicac uajra Ul lilt? attempted dominancy of iMessrs. Lodge, Knox, et al.: w nen xne war drew to a ! close, it was he who began al- .1 a i e . .:uiib uie uasH. oi maKinir reace. ;He had nearly completed the jWore wnen nis colleagues ap- Mke Frogs you net and squint ed Cross at Fritxle day by day. But you were tout aulte beau coup When you leaped 'Into the fray. You left a heap o' Frogs legs In those marshes where you soaked Where tens and tens of thou sands Of your punctured poilua croaked. Frogs. of Yes. we've dubbed you my hearties. With the spattered ' rags blue, ' WUh your scars and stumps and crutches Which you'll carry till you're through Tut well you've proved your flt- neas For -the rank you get by chance. And so once more here's to you. Oh, you dauntless Froga of France! ANTHONY ECWKR. carefully spun. Finally, bold- ly disregarding: the instructions I of Congress, he emerged from !all complications with a trium phant peace." i is this a tribute to Woodrow Wilson? Looks like it. doesn't 'it? Well, it isn't! It is a por- tion of a eulogy delivered by I Senator Lodge to the memory ,;of Benjamin Franklin for the , part that the noble old patriot I played in winding up the Revo- lutionary War. There are ! those who are so keenly appre- this a pretty good, though alto- !gether unconscious, joke play- Jed by Senator Lodge upon him- 7 self and his fault-finding col The Biggest Western 11 .- - V jv, -. - J II V I in 1 'i Drama Ever Filmed VralM.ri If iTiW1IliHfW Vt af A PICTURE OF THE HEART OF AMERICA TREMENDOUS IN ITS LOVE INTEREST, ITS 1 RAIDS ON THE BORDER, ITS ADVENTURE, ITS EX. CITEMENT, ITS REALITY-YOU WILL GET THE THRILL OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU SEE IT. A Screen Gl as sic of the Great Southwest AR.GAD E Thursday Friday, Saturday Children 10c Adults 25c IIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIMIIIIIIIIimllMIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIimmmilHHIHMIIMllHIMin 1 c. it. : r.. 1 1 tin. Prompt work on the Kamela- 'Pendleton road will be wel come. Let us hope this will be the last season during which iwe will hear reports that the general tendency to boost rates all over the country.' telephone to Newcastle." t' ainner I sat down ani in less man "In wnat way? ' ,111111 uu ...mm kiuhu wui imul.. .. "She drove her car against the traf- ow-l our urncer." . . ... . . ,. . I ..17 . .... t. . . .. .1 . mu. Fj44n It l"p. r' Policeman, pinning mm 10 ino "f ""' hoofslojik thin." eiimiiiu ainnu. .. , tne cop. ' 'You cut your "Maybe so." "How about chipped beef?" "I ain't trying to sell that any more TWO SOCIETY WOMKV Kll.l,l'.l II V TIIAI.1 "FRECKLES FIGHTING MANKIND'S PROGRESS. HE sum and substance of UL, senate behavior is that the majority leaders are trying to kill the League of Na tions. -They are not aroused because the treaty has not been officially submitted to the senate. They know the treaty is not yet ready for submission to any of the allied governments. Neither do the obstruction ists object to the wording of the league covenant. They ob ject to the whole thing and are indulging in hell raising tactics to kill it off. For some reason the senate road from La Grande to Pen dleton is impassable. aaeaaai . The revolution lasted longer at Winnepeg than at Seattle but it is meeting the same end. j Pendleton voters will have lan opportunity' Monday to show their approval of the imr proved school system. THE ItOAD TO SUCCESS By JAMES J MONTAGUE What good will It do you to work like a horse? There isn't a blessed thing In It; The fellow you work for expects H, of course, But don't let bim kid you one minute. , Don't be like the come-ons you see round a shop Who plug till they're winded and . . wheesy You'll find that the fellow that gets to 1 the top Is the lad who takes everything ; easy. Kstlmated. "Was she shy when you asked for her age?" "Yes, I Imagine about ten years." A Mrd in the Hand. "I'm a very busy man,, sir. What is your proposition?" , "I want to make you rich." "Just so. leave your recipe with me and I'll look it over later. , Just now I'm engaged In closing up a little deal by which I expect to make IJ.50 in real money." Swirt or Stupid. Society Girl "I dislike those club men; as a rule they are either fast or stupidly dull." Aunt "You mean rapid of vapjd. I my dear." With tlio Speeder. ' j The Reckless Auto Driver (rounding a corner at full speed) "Do you hear. those cylinders knoekinn?" Timid Companion "Taint the cy linders; it's my knees." A Xcw IVar "Here's my wife been taking coals Resent ful. "You bought a long skirt. you?" ; "Yea" "Then why aren't you girlie?" Another Barrier. "The woman voters of Knnland will merely be required to state that they have reached the aire of 30." I "That's a concession of feminine wearing It ' preiudice." Quite so. - "Because some menn gested that I had to." people Bug- Hollow and Solid. Edith "Really, half the time Reg gie doesn't know which end he is standing on." , Alice "Oh. honsencef Hit feet cer tainly can't seem as light as his head." Qualified. . "And while It may work out all right In the case om married woman, I fear i It's going to keep many a maiden lmi awuy from the polls. "Are you an expert accountant?" "Yes, sir," said the applicant. "Your written references seem to be all rinht, but tell ttje more about yourself." "Well, my wife's kept n. household fully a mile away from budget for thirty dus's. One night af- .then whisper to yourself. VIf;llT ANARCHISTS. WASHINGTON. June 12. To prose cute) tile Kovemmont'M campaign against nuiirchlstM and terrorists. At torocy General Palmer today asked congress for an additional appropri ation of S.VMMMM). Tlio money will lie used for adding special am-ntft to the bureau of Investigation anr the de purtmrnt of justice CHICAflO, June 13 Mrs. Hose M. CHlke, wife of the New York man ager of the North American Surety Co., and Mrs. Prnnk Coolldge. nruml ment North Shore society woman, are deHd here, the result of being struck by a North Shore electric truin lata last night, at Kentllworth, III. . . "HM'K Mn.K" MINK IS IIAIDKI); HOOZK FOUND Kl.Y, Nev., June 13. Officers set out to get the "low down" on boot-leg-ging activities hereabouts. They raided the drift of the Mine Mule mine, ton feet underground,, and seized 300 Quarts of whisky. Search for the ll'limr supply has been "curried on for seevral months. Sun and Wind llrlng out Ugly Spots, How to Remove KaKUy. Here's a chance. Miss Freckle-face, tc try a remedy for freckles with tha guarantee of n rcllnlile concern that it w'11 not cost you a penny unless it removes the frecklM; while if It does give you a clear complexion the ex. pense Is trifling. Simply get an ounce of Othlne double strength from any druggist and a few applications should show you how easy It is to rid yourself of the homely freckles and get a beau tiful complexion. Rarely Is more than one ounce needed for the worst case. He sure to ask the druggist for the double strength othlne as this strength Is sold under guarantee of money hack if It falls to remove freckles. If you would criticize your boss, get everybody junkers do not Want the world jThl" r,"HOm I gleaned from the ear to secure a machine whereby wars may be prevented. They want the old order to prevail. They want to break faith with our soldiers who were told that they fought a war to end wars and to set up a rule of justice and reason. The . senate ob jectors want to keep Mars upon his throne. Ihey would delay mankind s progress and con tinue a condition under which each nation must sink or swim as best it can under the laws of the jungle. ; - 1 The hell raisers are committ ing a crime against civilization. .Will the country stand for it? WHERE IS THE SHELLBURN SLIPPER? 5 T T-tr L'nn county the people ;y appealed to the county judge to take a little nine year old girl out of the community. ' The petitioners alleged that the child is incorrigible and must have "been born with wicked ness in her." The little child in question lives with her grandmother, her parents having been divorc ed. Has she had a fair deal in the way of training and sym-i pathy? Was wickedness born in her or did she acquire it in ; Shell burn? If the good people -who are complaining against this unfortunate child had de voted an equal amount of en ergy to helping her and direct ing her would there be any need of appealing to the court? Thpr are two sides to most questions and in this case ma v be that Shellburn is fault also. It those people will read the nest remarks Of a midnight sojourner In one of the parks! The average boss on a job doesn't know. One half of the things you've for gotten. Come back at him snappy and say. ' "Is that so?" If he says that your work's getting rotten. Inform him your motto Is always to . keep '- All foremen and ' such In thler places. And some day you'll rise to the top of the heap, . ; And spend half your time in the . races. This method of gaining success must be right. T heard It proclaimed In the bread line last night! Whenever you feel you have earned a day a pay Drop the Job as a kid drops a this tle: . I'on always can think of some nice. I stalling way To loaf till the toot of the whistle. The men who own houses in Million air's Row. With horsee and autos and flowers. And that sort of stuff, never got all that dough ' By sticking at work after hours. This means of advancement I'm sure cannot fall; It was passed out to me through the bars of a jail! I Pa says toMa- . Loosen up, give the kid plenty of Post Toasties Corn ITakei thai . B. nuteyou smile. JASJr There is only one place for that delicious CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM KOEPPEN'S The Drug Store That Serves Too BeaC Con Dung Low Louies Place Fine home-made FISH NOODLES Chili Con Carne, Span ish style. Chop Suey, Chinese style. All kina3 of Soup. Short Order Meals. Good Steaks. Lunches, Coffee, etc. China Tea for Sale . UNDER STATE HOTEL Cor. Webb And Cotton-wood St, Phone iS7. . Pendleton, Ore. 80 on McKay i, 11 1 - FUNNYBONE -ri) In For IU "I'm Invited to act as the judge at a baby show." "I-uck be with you." 'la that a sign that I am popular?" 'Yes. and It's also a sign that you j won t be popular long." "Talk la cheap." "Going ap, I fear. Beems to be a AVER. Y THRESHERS 9 sizes AVERY THRE SIIERS have guaranteed for life cylinder teeth. Hyatt roller bearing cylinder and blower and a guarantee with each machine to take 99 9-10 per cent of the grain out of the straw and put it clean in the sack. TRACTORS 7 sizes AVERY TRACTORS come in 7 sizes and 7 patents owned by the Avery Co. Sliding frame transmission which means less parts and less trouble. Round Radiator which lets the exhaust cool the engine. Adjustable Bearings, saves time. Lubrication that is posftive. Gasifier, perfect combustion. Removable Cylinder Wail, economy. Universal Lug. to grip the ground. F. E. Ranney, Mgr., American National Bank Bldg. Stanfild Office, Phone 12F22. Pendleton Phone 348-J Acre Farm Creek 8 Acres in Alfalfa 25 Acres in Fall Grain. Good School Good Improvements Good Water Right 3 Miles from Pendleton $5000 Will Handle J. H. Estes 614 Main St. Phone 604
