East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, January 13, 1912, EVENING EDITION, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Textpage four. DALLY EAST OKEGOMAX. PEXDLETON, OHEGO SlTrKD ir, JAM AKV 13, 1912. EIGHT PAGES. Come and See if You Recog nize the Hone Boys. nn M Willi Old Osmpny fo)pp Commercial Club Quartette will render several inter esting sonjis. Special lnhtineo Wednesday after noon at 2 :30. Remember the Dates Second Oregon U. S. V. at THE GRAND THEATRE Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdays Janaa y 15, 16, and 17 QDbttins By the AUSTIN MUSICAL COMPANY Under the Auspices of . MALABON CAMP NO. 6 Over 100 Slides to 1h shown with two spec- i'al War Keels, of motion pictures. Remember the Dates Tickets on sale at Pen dleton Drnff- Co. and Grand Theatre." Actual Gamp and Field Scenes While in Service AS IS DEPEN DENT NEWSPAPER. Pabtlsbed Dully and Semi-Weekly at Pen dleton, Oregon, by the R?T OKEUOMAN PUBLISHING CO. stntatlve for Oregon a former attor ney for the milling company that op poses the rights of the Indians taking a course that means long de lay and possibly the loss of the reser vation water rights. 1 Is it any wonder that people high SUBSCRIPTION KATES. Oatly, one year, by mall Daily, six mouths, by mall Dally, tiiiee months, by mail Hatty, ooe month, by mall Daily, one year, by carrier Deity, six months, by carrier Daily, 'hree montLs, oy carrier .... tally, one month, by carrier tteatfr Weekly, one year, by -mall..... I-Weekly, six montns. Dy man ... t Weekly, (our months, by mall.. and low are coming to look with dis- (u, gust and reproach upon the workings 2.50 1.25 .60 7.50 of the law in America? Is It any wonder there are people 875 wno have lost confidence in lawyers and who declare that should Justice .65 1.50 be done four-fifths of the legal pro 75 ISO ft"ss'on would be sent to Jail? Tbe Dally East Oregonlan la kept ou sale i tbe Oregon News Co., 329 Morrison met Portland. Oregon, j Northwest News Co., Portland, Oregon. Cnirsgo Bureau,--SU9 Security Building, j Washington, 1). C, Bureau, 501 Four teenth street. N. W. Entered at tbe postofflce at Pendleton, Oregon, aa second-class mall matter. Member United Press Association. earphone Main I Official City and County Paper. " 1 I. To be aside from pain and SEW DUTIES FOR THE HEX. THE K1TCHEXOLA LIFE, West show Is the nearest approach ' ; that can ever be made, and Buffalo a kitchenette In Bill has already over-worked the field. The Pendletonians have pre-empt- care, A millionaire of the bright New Tear! A millionaire of Love that lives, . That, being wounded, still for gives. To be where heaven would hold us dear, With the riches of Love in a bright New Tear. II- One may have riches, but what are they To the heart of Love, that beats for a day? Let the gold of the stars upon us fall. Love Is greater than all than all! So have the poets sung of old; We know Love's poverty reaps Love's gold! Frank L. Stanton. Poultrymen have long been work ing to produce hens that will lay eggs and lay them when they are wanted. Almost every up-to-date county in the country now boasts a poultry show as an annual event and Umatilla county is not backward along this et the gas loK burnine. while If vnn j touch a button to the right, a phono- is a con-jsraDnlc norn wm give you Caruso or trivance through the use of which . . , I Thrift used to be one of the crown- eucn nen may uecui.it a uuu.-.uCi ; jng g,orle3 of femlnlty Now fof ,g and make a record of each egg that substituted the Bluff Beautiful. Give line. But the latest thins out If there had been the Garden of Eden, it is quite likely that Eve would have insisted on stay- j ed the Round-Up game perfectly and ing. Lovely woman adores the sketchy they are not menaced by the project existence that goes on under the wax of commercially staging their show. palms in the solid onxy apartment-1 house many of them named with HALI,A1 OF THE BRAKE BEAMS grim, unconscious humor in honor ofj the saints. , rj0 you know what a freight ttaln They are twentieth-century obelisks says to a guy- that stand to tell the story of that ! When he's ditched, ami it goes rum time when space was so scarce that, bllng by? folks lived in layers twenty and thirty' riu:nolin' aiong it slnsj a son, r.nd stories high and called it home, sweet I thU is the tong it i-inii ,o home! ' high: There is some talk about going back "Ham-gazzam-gazzam-gaijam"' to the farm. But not while science I and art continue to. build these sand-! Do you know what it nuan to a wiched nests where wives can do their , travelin' gent marketing over the telephone, have when he's t run from a train, and bellboys in livery in the hall, and man-' broken and bent age with one "maid" to maintain a He lies there hurt in the due.t and way of living that is largely make- (Urt while the train -ings back believe. j from ,ne ,t went ? Of course there is a glamour, not! "Ham-gazzam-gazzam-gazzim!" to say a humor, about flat life; the nnU,t,?nd.Khef "" th?.8lot meter Do you know what it is to suffer -.. ... uy which juu Coll from pol(1. From thirst and hunger, and then be KANSAS. her a flat with four bath--, under the patronage of one of the smarter saints and she is happy. A dog leashed to a maid completes the picture. It is the house of mirth. .. ; Life becomes like a comic opera in Saint Geurge's-by-the-Terrace. A, druggist's boy with a cake of soap to I aenver must take it- through a tunnel i is laid. The "system" is now being demonstrated at a poultry show underway in New York and the re sults will no dojbt'be awaited with Interest by poultry fanciers. The new -recording device by which the egg-laying activities of any hen can be determined consists of a small that is called the tradesman's entrance steel spur affair which is attached to ad hoist it nineteen stories in a dumb mi mat no doesn t pronounce dumb one of her legs, on' the end of which Is fastened a piece of colored crayon. When she enters the specially built nest she locks herself in, at the same time lowering a bar that later on If you listen to his mutterings the they come irom Delovv. The kitchenette is a hole in the wall. It's so cute. Of course no one uses it. There are a dining-room and i a Huncarian hnnrl nn.i a ViUQi ,...,-! makes an accountant of her. After down-stairs, wJiere one eats as it were1 the egg is safely deposited, to regain to a nouri:,nin& of Fren(.n horna ' her freedom she must stoop to get You order eggs three minutes.' under the bar, and In doing so makes Your man returns trippingly as a mark with the crayon attached to 0h"ffm e hencoop, with an air . . f repulsive cheerfulness. He has a her leg on a piece of paper that is guttering silver machine on a tray ! placed on the floor of the entrance an egg boiler with a minute Indica-' to the nest, thus registering the fact l-r- u can see the eggs behind the ro!"ed Offen a deck on the back o' your neck while the song comes back where the miles unfold? "Ham-gazzam-gazzam-gazzam'" Do you know when a freight train hits a switch Wit' a roar and a Blam and a snaky twitch The hymn so grim It sings to him as he lays wa'.chin' it from the ditch? "Hiim-gazzam-gaz.:am-gazzam!" That's what a freight train says to n guy When he's ditched wit' a boot from a brakeman spry Cussln' his luck he lays there' stuck 'till another train come, a rum Win' by "Ha m -gazza m-gazzam-gazza m ! " Damon Runyon. 'Willie." said the teacher, who was examining the class in geography, "You may name the boundaries of Kansas." "Kansas Is bounded on the north by William Allen White, on the east by( Senator Bristow, on the south by Walt Mason and on the west by the cyclones that ain't been used yet." venience than having a drug, store, next to your home." 'Neither do I. It's mighty handy when you need a pair of apothecary scales to check up the weight of your coal." TIUE XOBIUTY. for 'I "What have you ever done to place the worl 1 in your' debt?" "It Isn't what I've done that places the world In debt to me; hut I want you to understand that I am able to look the whole world in the face and tell It that I have never put a plug ged coin Into a Christmas box. A GUEAT CHANGE. "Don't you think my husband looks distinguished since he has begun to wear glasses?" "Yes, rather?" "Rather?' Why, every time I look at him since he put them on I ean't help almost thinking of him with respect." - SVHE OV HIM. "She is evidently certain that he Is going io propose to her." "What makes you think so?"' "She Intends to spend $15 oa his Christmas gift." Detroit Free Presa. OH. WHAT'S THE VSE? WHY SO SLOTHFUL? that the hen with the red, blue or l green crayon, as the case may be, nas John McCourt, United States dist- laid the egg. While the device is not rict attorney takes a peculiar attl- likely to reduce the cost of the morn- glass bubbling. He opens them, and they are both stale. After all. there is no way -of attaching an indicator to a hen. Everyone about you eats stale eggs' He was telling her about a book he had Just read. "The absolute sincerity and direct ness of the author." he said, "are above all praise. I don't know when I've read a book that seems so help ful, so uplifting, so ourely Inspiring." She had been regarding him wilh a rapt countenance. Now she spoke. "George," -she said. "I have Just Hard Work. Scads (proudly pointing to his new palatial mansion): "There it is. And you must remember I got it all by hard work." Shudis: "Hard work?" Scadds: "Very hard." Shudds: "Who did it?" January Lippincott's. ' Salesmanship. To be regarded as a successful sales man you must be able to sell things that the purchaser does not wish to buy. Convenient, "I don't know of a greater A Ihul Boy's Confession. "Johnny, what did you get Christmas that you liked best?" "I hate to tell you." "Oh, come on, what wag It? won't tell anybody." "A whipping." "Why should a whipping from your father make you so happy?" "Cause, while he was whipping me a piece of switch flew oft and hit him In the eye and he suffered nearly all day." Not Natural. "Are you feeling perfectly well now, Mrs. Perkins?" "Yes, I'm well enough." "I thought Dr. Bright would be able to cure you. You must feel awfully happy." "I really can't fay that I do. Some how I can't make it seem Just right not to have any medicine in the house to take." Ixik Cheerful, Glrlsf The girl who looks disappointed to day is likely to cause others to sus pect that nobody caught her under the mistletoe. A preference. I've often seen a millionaire; It's not so much to be one. And yet. I'll tell vou on the souare. I'd rather be than see one. Why? Miss Blllle Burke Is going to write beauty hints for a syndicate of news papers. Why Is It that John Drew has not been Impressed Into service of this kind? v Pessimism. A pessimist is one who receives a pair of gloves as a Christmas present, and worries because they will soon, wear out. n-j w You can generally find a crowd here anything foolish is being done. tnde Indeed regarding the establish- ing meal, It will undoubtedly work a ment of water rights upon the Uma- ; hardship to those fowls which do not eaaie!it lilla reservation. He says he is go- live up to their responsibilities as egg way, lEfi to establish those rights via the producers. If he does state water board route. ttis it will take many years to get the matter settled. The case cannot be Iritd out before the water board for aricnths to come. Then the action of the board will have to run the gaunt let of the circuit court and of the state supreme court. But when all" that has been done the real trial of the case will only lave commenced. For a definite so tetion the litigants will have to go I. the United States supreme court fcecause the point involved Is distinct ly a federal question, the rights of the Indians being based on the terms : the treaty made with the govern ,.m when the reservation was ea tebllshed. A TILAGEPY OF THE STOKM. The death of John Narkaus in a snow slide in Bobsled canyon makes the story of the storm a tragedy. Striving to save a cow and a calf from the clutches of the Storm King the and cold storage foods and bad cof- thought of a way to trim my winter fee and tea and hntff-r Km ii'u hat!" St Louis Republic. way for Her. It Is the only i " It gives her time for mnnlenp. TX WIXTF.R. Ing and massaging and hair treat- ments and New Thought. 1 ( I. .... , Her husband struggles into a din-! Winter irks me, b'usterinir 'out. ner-coat, and feels like a picture in With his roaring rnystering rout, a plush frame. Now and then ho So, to keep their racket out, wonders If this machine-made life Is I have shut the door; worth while. Does it ring the bell Now I feel again at ease, Vhen he was a boy he used to have Here is warnuh, content and peace, visions of a country home, where I can do Just as I please, trees shading an entrance road, and i What could one want more? a gate with roses gn.wlne ovnr It 1 TT plucky young stockman became wiere hne might wait to meet him. .Yonder hearthfire is and looks caught himself and gave up his life in And 11 nas a" turned out this other j Bright and cheerful, and mv books the attempt. The life of the moun- v.fT lr 'l the Pa'" ! Ra"ge1 " BhelVes Und thruRt 1 , , , , n-e f Leautlful fluff, above the nooks, tain stockman Is not one of ease anl arched doorway of which there has Make a brave array; pleasure. The rancher .must at times been carved the name of some simple All for use are none for show, face hardships and dangers If he f , n"ma" wno lltt,e rocked, as he cast They are books I read and know, would do his duty by his stock. Es- u "rinh Jri"in' th'li.h'8 m0n' therefore 'tis I love them so, Urner,t WOUld be SUCh RS this. Knta -Rpt f r!on,lo .a 1V,.. r,-r.ln Hi. la tVil trim when fltnrmfl lauta.unn i t ...... i J , , jaiiuury Xjippincott s. come suddenly and the snow becomes . . deep tipon the grazing ground. John A COMMERCIALIZED ItOUXD-UP Dramatists and travelers, Narkaus strove to do his duty and (Oregon Journal.) . Writers of Immortal verse, ah are near at nana. in. Novelists philosophers, Should the issue be tried out In the Uea ,n tne attempt, n is too oaa u ,g propo.ed t0 Bta?e R gh(Jw on Aa Bome faV0rite I pick out. ... that siirh thlnes should hannpn vet' IV lio t n . federal court as William Caldwell na ul j11Uieion uouna-up ... .... accidents like this seem unavoidable and nut it on th road. Purmn. mail to have done the Indian ngnie k. . . - ; at limes, in me present case people " .cmn cvem uavo can only sympathize and hope that 5"tfcreta,ned de8lK" th6 ftPPlnt the death of the young mountaineer, Pendletonians need not fear that will not fall too heavily upon the the copy will supplant the original tried wild be adjudicated very quickly. The United States supreme court ha already passed upon a similar case and ruled In behalf of the Indiana. If Mr. McCourt really cared to serve the Indians It would be very natural tot him to take the case directly be fore the federal courts. a ftv.fr 1a Mfiiufl fn fair a " .mall federal building erected he matter Deiore me leuorm tuuri , nv iv. j, mnnM that Vina hnon annrnnrl- c refers to shamble along by first .. p " .. . . ated or would rather, wait for an in- fireside circle of which he was a mem ber. v' The government wants to know Copies never approximate the perfec tion of the model. The spurious In anything .never approaches the genuine. It was the enthusiasm of the am a creased appropriation. whether Pendleton prefers to have a teur participants that gave life, ac- with tion and vividness to the work of the Pendleton performers. It was a realism that can never be duplicated In a commercialized show. It em bodied a zest and sincerity that flow ed from heart action as contrasted with mere hand action. There were 800 mounted persona m the Pendleton parade. It was & small army that In Itself arouse to propor tions that were impressive, and that cannot be duplicated In a traveling aggregation. To stage the Pendleton Roun-1-Up commercially is In effect an attempt to play Hamlet without a Hamlet It Is one of the .things that cannot be done. Buffalo Bill with TiLs Wild hMnr the case before the state wa-i er board look bad for the United Hates attorney. His action can be( a m&n kllta 275 rattler8 ln pen to but one interpretation and it ono den the reciui of the facta makes Is that instead of wanting to serve some snake story. welfare of the Indiana he is try- j , fag to avoid such service. Andrew Carnegie la a good witness What apectacle! The ' United upon the aubject of how easy it Is .States government is the professed for trust magnates to steal, r-, ardlan of the Indians and should ( - . . . ., . watchful of their welfare. Yet The Chinook undertook a big Job ar U the government'! legal repre-lthls time. Turn each whitening page about, Let old Bnrea rail and shout I'm in fairyland. Charles W. Hubner. j. SOME GEMS OF ORATORY. (From the Chicago News.) Vienna, Austria. Here are some gems of oratory from the late session of the Austrian Parliament: "I ha"Ve already said all I wish to say and therefore willingly withdraw all I might still say." "I cannot longer keep silent with out saying some words." ' . "Locomotive engineers stand' with one foot In crime and with the 'other gnaw the rags of hunger." "A funeral procession always has something mournful about It, especi ally when the decedent was a human being." "If I am 'parliamentary deputy I am still human." The Tenant. "Do you expect to give up anything at the beginning of the year?" "Yes. I am going to give up a month's rent, for one thing." - it- -i l'vf'.VNK - r 'JO A- 'V .' I -. - .1-1 ifi , A 7 aJ FttDEi ALE IMPORTED PEDIGREED Eight years old in first-class con dition and guaranteed O. K. ' Will sell at a very reasonable price. 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