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CHAM.ER VERY GLAD HE
HAD AND LOST LIXA
Cavalier Was an Awful Trial to Him,
says "Slier.ff Rob."
New York. "Nothing in Interna
tional marriages now take it from
rae from one who knows interna
tional marriage is worse than crime.
To speak in Marshal Xey's classic
language, 'it is a blunder.'-"
Vig Sheriff Bob Chanler, who ar
rived from Europe declaring that in
five months he will no longer be
known as "Una Caralieri's husband,"
pronounced this dictum to a reporter
who called on him at his studio.
"Tea, I come home after a hurried
trip to Paris and London come home
a free man a'most. At least O feel
as good as divorced. A .decree will
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be quietly obtained. by Mme Cava
lcri." (
Bob hadn't even gotten used to her
married name and hurriedly added:
"Mme Chanler and then me to the
tall timber."
The "tall timber" that Sheriff Bob
referred to was in his s'.udlo and
consisted of the frame work about the
huffe canvases in the art nouveau
which lie has been evolv'ng Mnce his
matrimonial disaster Xo. 2.
"I intend to spend most of my
time up here work will be my mo
tive for the rest of time," he added,
heaving a big sigh that ended up in
a mirthful smiie.
"But hasn't the fact tha you have
won and lost the most beautiful wo
man in the world granted that you
wanted to lose her had a sort of de
pressing effect on you are you not
a bit more cyncal than you were be
fore you met and loved Cavalieri?"
he was asked. '
"Xo; the only satisfaction, after all,
was that she was the most famous
beauty in the world." he replied.
"If she had been ugly and misshap
en think how my friends would have
laughed at me; but they must admit
that I did not make a mistake in
taste, even if I did in judgment.
"Of course, I was more or less ta
ken off my feet by her wonderful
beauty and, by Jove, she is beau
tiful will always be beautiful. But
I th nk next time I'll marry an Ab
erican and a woman who might think
more of her husband than of her
looks.
"I have had my lesson and It has
took as the little boy said. One does
not realize what professional beauty
means until one has married into the
family, as it were. Then, added to
that voice and the operatic stage
looking at it now. , with the romance
one year removed from my mental and
emotional vision r would almost say
well. I won t say what I would sav;
only J a mmighty glad the play 'is
ended "
without a minute's let-up. Mr. Bill
meyer describes the fight as unparal
leled by anything he has ever seen.
The bulls were dehorned about the
last of August and U was the first
time they have been permlited to
come together since. Jumbo weighed
about 1400 pounds, while his rival
weighs but 1200. "Job, however, Is
younger and had the advantage of
agility and endurance.
Time after time the animals would
retreat a distance from each other
and then come together with such
force that they were thrown by the
recoil back on their haunches.
The herd of elks stood about watch
ing the f'ght and ready to accept the
victor as their leader. From now on
Jumbo takes second place.
ALLIGATORS OX THE BRAIN.
ELKS EIGHT OUT KINGSHIP.
Younger Ruck Masters Older In Tr-r-riflr
Combat Before Herd.
Danville. Pa. Moving r,int..M
lost a grand opportunity by not being
In the vicinity of the game preserve
of Alexander Billmeyer. at Washing
tonvllle, when they might habe snap
py a ngnt tor supremacy between
the monster elk JUInhn flitI Vila trni.nrr-
er r'val Job. The fight, which was
a thriller from the start, lasted one
nour, and resulted In the downfall of
Jumbo, and the exaltation of Job. The
wild animals fought desperately and
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A I tack or Saurian Freight on Train
Crew in Charge of 'Gators,
Los Angeles, Cal The entire train
crew of a Southern Pacific train
stampeded into the offices of the
trainmaster and tried to resign.
"I tell you I have got them," said
a burly brakeman, ".nd I haven't ta
ken a drop in six months."
"I saw them myself," sa'd the con
ductor, "and here's where I quit."
"Never again for mine," said the
engineer. "Once is enough for any
man. I am not superstitious, but
when a thing like thft sticks its head
out of a cabbage crate and leers at
you it is time to quit."
Alligators, alligator eggs and hap
py, singing, jumping bullfrogs were
the animated sources of the train
crew's perturbations. They came in
crates, like cabbages, 500 wriggly
'gator--, 1500 alligator eggs and 200
healthy bullfrogs in good working or
der. The uncanny shipment was deliv
ered yesterday afternoon in good con
dition to F V. Earnest, proprietor of
the Los Angeles alligator farm at
Eastlake Park. About twenty bull
frogs had croaked in a metaphorical
sense and two or three alligator eggs
had lo.-t their chance for incarna
tion In the present cycle, but every
alligator arrived as healthy and ap
parentl yas happy as when leaving
the Louisiana marshes.
One of them is fifteen feet long
and weighs 900 pounds In the crate.
The present Bhipment brings the
collection of the farm to something
more than 2000 alligators and when
the eggs have been hatched the num
ber will approximate 3000.
An alligatur lays -eventy eggs per
season, ho that a mother alligator is
too buy for politics. They are about
the size of duck egg3 and resemble
them very much. In buying duck
eggs persons cannot exercise too much
care in avoiding an unfortunate mis
take. Alligator eggs might be delight
ful food, but as a table delicacy they
have not yet become popular.
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It is in use in millions of families. Its strong white light has made
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Deep-seated coughs that resist ordi
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The quicker a old is gotten rid of
the less the danger from pneumonia
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FORCED TO CHEW PAPER;
IS ILL FROM LOCKJAW
Critical CoiHlitjon of s Boy Pnnishcd
hf Teacher for Masticating Gam.
Port Worth, Tex. Jerry Mlcke, 11
years old, is dying at the home of his
parents. Dr. and Mrs. J. W. Mlckle.
He has lockjaw, it is believed. A week
ago he was chewing gum in the Syca
more high school. To punish him
his teacher compelled him to stand
before the class and chew wads of
paper.
He was forced to continue this op
eration for half an hour, though he
repeatedly gagged.
He was ill when he reached home
and since then has become worse, his
jaws swelling to enormous size.
Since males predominate in this
country, some of them may bo ex
cused for being old bachelors, but It
is a pity to see an old maid.
NEWLY. 'ED COSTS
S2U.000.000 YEARLY
WASTE THAT AMOI XT
WHILE FIXING lll'lJHY'S MEAL
Do Not Peol Potatoes or Apples Thin
Enough. Snys Isuiy Who Mlxiv scat
ter W.Ui Olio Hand While Other
Doch SonieUiing Else.
Boston, Mass.. Dec. 16 More than
$.20,000,000 l.v Hhrown away every
year by coiks, chefs, housekeepers
and ho pital nurses, according to
Mis Fannie Merritt Farmer, world
famous ns an exponent of scientific
cooking.
M ss Farmer ought to know. She
can mix up a batter with one hand;
break half a dozen .eggs with the
other for a New Eng and sunshine
cake; attend to the baking of south
ern "apple cobbler," and see to It
that the meat doesn't burn as she
passes by the stove to concoct the In
gredients for some luscious dessert
all at the same time. And she can do
thU without any waste. Miss Farmer
has been making delicious edibles
for some years over two decades, and
she's been teaching others how to
make them without spending too
much money.
Miss Farmer, according to herself,
is no radical but she "does get mad"
when she sees the way the , young
wife or the careless cook, or the non
thinking nurse, will "murder good
food."
Miss Farmer said: "The cost of
living has certainly gone up with
skips and jumps" and it costs more
money to make a cake or a pie or
roast a beef for dinner than former
ly. It's true that many grocers by
their counter characteristics, appear
to be descended from those roving
gent emen who sailed the Spanish
Main. But and spell It with cap
itals the grocer isn't to blame for
more than 60 per cent of the high
co t of 1 vlng nor the cost of high
living, either.
"Much of the waste is through Ig
norance. More is wasted through
carelessness and the growing shift
lessness of the younger generation.
Right here in my own school, after I
have concluded some demonstration I
win turn away for a moment only to
find that the moment was costly.
Twenty students, in that short time,
w 1' have pared twenty apples or peel
ed twenty potatoes with no care as to
the thickness or thinness of the par
ings. Out of the parings of the twen
ty apples or potatoes, . an amount
similar to that 'contained' In two or
three apples or potatoes could have
been saved." ;j I
Most of Miss Farmer's students
are cooks of the wealthiest Boston
lans, who have had some instruction
In domestic se'ence before their em
ployers have sent them to Miss Far
mer to learn some of her recipes.
Many of those who don the apron
and cap, however, are the wealthy
Bostnnlans themselves. Other stu
dents are nurses from various hos-
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Hood snd body-builder that has stood the teat of
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The heart becomes regular as clock-work. The red
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Alc vour neighbor. Many have been cured of
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Dr. Pierce's Disoovery. Just the refreshing and vitalizing tonio. needed for
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pitals. The students are the most
representative women of the kitchen
or of those who will be In charge of
kitchens some day. I !s from such
that Miss Farmer draws conclusions
that, by systematic use of food mate
r'a's in the kitchen, $20,000 000 and
more could be lopped off the much
mooted high cost of living bill.
If some mine owners were given
the limit for manslaughter mine ac
cidents, causing wholesale death,
might be loss frequent in this country.
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0YRIGHT
Holiday Hints
To Lovers of Good Meats
A riioloo "Central" RoaM.
A "Citral" stmk that's tender.
A SoaLslilpt oystqr dinner.
A "Central" ham for lunch.
A "Central" fl4t or poultry or- ,
tier injures satisfaction.
rhono the Sanitary Market.
Main 33.
CENTRAL
Meat Market
Gifts that Last and are Used
limns Hardware
Aluminum
Ware
Would Please
HER.
Wc have a largo line of pure
Aluminum cooking utensils. They
last longer, save 'your health,
save the housewife scouring and
scrubbing and are an ornament to
any home.
Frills and knick-knacks may be all very well as
Christmas gifts, but they are gone and forgotten in
a few days, or, just when the receiver begins to re
ally enjoy the useful Xma3 present that was pur
chased here
Any of tho following articles arc appropriate for
presents and our stock is now complete in all of
these lines.
SILVERWARE
CARVERS
RAZORS
ROASTERS
ALUMINUM WARE
PLATED WARE
GUNS, REVOLVERS
POCKET CUTLERY
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