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at the Oreiron Co., 147 6th street,
Portland. Oreco.
ortbwMt .. Co., Portland. Oregon.
Oatrapo Knreau. SJ9 Security Building.
Washington. U. C Unrean, 501 Four
teenth atreet. X. W.
Member United Prea Asoclatloa.
Entered at the poetoiflee at Pendleton,
Oragoa. a second clasa mall matter.
eJephoae Mala 1
Official City and Connty Paper.
A picttiu:.
Here are the meadows, graced
with green.
And bluest skies above;
And white and pure the lilies
lean
The lilies of God's love.
The streams sing joy; the light
floods all
The wintry clouds are riven.
Earth wears a queenly coronal.
And seems a dream of heaven.
A I
WHY IS THE TARIFF?
The Vnited .-'tales is an importer of
wool. The tariff on wool amounts to
11 cents per pound. The price of by The Altoona Mirror:
wool in Oregon is the same as the I When the committee of Grand Army
price in free trade London. Umatilla j men made the rounds of the graves
county growers of wool are beginning . tbire on Monday, Comrade D. H. Ed
to ask themselves pertinent questions ' v. ards. while the rest stoody at atten
concerning the why and wherefore of ! tio about the littl,. grave, stooped and
the tariff. The grower is blamed by reverently placed a marker and a
the consumer for insisting on a tariff vreuth of flowers on the mound, re--hich
makes high prices of manufac- limbering only that the body interred
tured goods possible whiie he receives t're was that of a soldier who fought
mr.ro mnnev for his clin than the :fr r what he thought was right, and
man who lives in a country not
closed with a tariff wall. It begins to
look as though the tariff on wool was
being manipulated by the manufactur-!
r for the henefit of the manufacturer.
Someone must get the benefit of that
11 cents and apparently it is not the
grower.
THE SWEET (illtl, GRADUATE,
An editorial writer on the Spokesman-Review
recently delivered him
self of the following:
The sweet girl graduate, choice and
roseate bloom, is the floral triumph
of the month of June. Grown upon the
same stalk but alas how alien to his
K.vely twin, glows also the sweet boy
graduate.
The trousered academician Is the
mere insensate scenery of the gradua
tion pastoral. To him it is a sort of
Runic holiday where his sweat, his
anguish and his pendant phalanges
form no inconsiderable spectacle.
For him all the roses of Asotin and
the peach blooms of Wenatchee glow
In vain. Heavy, suffering and con
sumed by unreasonable heat, what
boots his thesis on the Separation of
the Ion when his collar impinges upon
his cervical vertebrae with the fearful
persistency of Nemesis and his button
stats grind cruelly upon his unaccus
tomed feet?
But the Girl, the Perfect Blossom,
the Cbarming Bud, the Clustering Cen
t,r rf Exquisite Whole, who shall
fittingly describe her? What feeble
pen or tongue-halt speech dare at
tempt the exotic tale of her perfec
tions? Cool, radiant and inspiring, she sits
srnong her bowered roses. In her
hand she holds, not the threatening
stewpan or the deadly skillet, but a
ribboned roll. Here's wisdom, if you
like; here's diction. The Inrffability
cf the Erstwhile and the Peptrlpency
of the Ego are to her mere house
hold words.
Where gross find graduated woman
tVals with the hot biscuits or the edu
cated flapjack, the sweet girl gradu
ate eschews such earthly clogs. Her
mind Is on the Supernal. Life to her
is a huge Jacque rose.
Dream on. little one. dream on.
Afterward come the broom and cook
ing range, the undarned hose and
Baby' patent food. We would
awnke thee If we could.
not
ANCEL1C MCTBR ATIOXS.
The following editorial paragraphs
are taken from a recent Sunday Issue
cf the Los Angeles Times. (The "liter
ary feller" who did It must be having
experiences) :
"Some women never miss their hus
bands until the latter begin to husband
their misses.
"it may be all right for women to
practice law and medicine and to act
as editors, but heaven prevent the
day when they shall do the courting.
"The girl who cannot catch a hus-
band with a luring smile from the
corner of her oyea of glory and a
challenge from her red lips,' can't do
it nny other way."
H'm. isn't she doing a bit of court
ing with "the corner of her eye of
t'l-.ry?" And what about the dollar
mark as a husband catcher? This
writer on a Sunday ten-center Is liv
ing too much in retirement.
"Thinking back on the past and
dreaming of the kind of women our
mothers and grandmothers were, we
don't think that there are many men
ho care much to marry a 'New
Thought' woman."
Firt dash that's rather hard on
the woman but, second breath, what
would a "new thought woman" want
of "many men" who sat around
areaming of their grandmothers? A
new thought is a dangerons thing in
some Instances.
"Nothing substantial can be done
by man unless he has the help of wo
man. And woman is too busy think
ing of clothes to get in and lend the
nan a hand."
And that's what nils these para
graphs. The San Francisco Star.
AX AXSWKIt TO THE IHU'RltOXS.
More effectual than columns of ri
1 eule of denunciation of the bloody-shirt-waving
Bourbons on either side
) ! Mason ana iM.xons line are inci
dents such as those that transpired
recently in Altoona. Pa., and Mari
etta. Ga.
i It seems that the" host of Union
eiaves in Rose Hill cemetery, at Al-
toona. is broken by the one solitary
sepulcher of a Confederate soldier,
Jrhn Gains, long a resident of the
little Pennsylvania city.
On Decoration Day members of the
Grand Army of the Republic went out
to do honor to their sleeping breth
ren. What followed is thus reported
ln-!""t that he had fought against the.
they had fought to uphold,
- At practically the same moment the
l'ni" survivors at Altoona were test!
r,n
substantially to the obliteration
ii' sectionalism, the volunteer militia
company of Marietta, Ga., sons of
men who have contended under the
Stars and Bars, were participating in
the Decoration Day ceremonials In
honor of the Union soldiers burled In
the national cemetery In the little
town at the foot of Kennesaw.
Such occurences have become com
mon. In their cumulative signifi
cance they drown the ravings of the
occasional "irreconcilable," north and
sruth. Atlanta Constitution.
The colleee student who has been
hitching his wagon to a star during
the past nine months will now be en
caged in hitching a span of mules to
a bundle wagon or a header box.
It is a shame but true. The June
bride and the sweet girl graduate will
be compelled to divide honors this
June with Teddy. He is coming home.
It begins to look as though a post
series season would be necessary to
decide the championship of the Blue
Mountain league.
1
The Atlanta Constitution intimates
that there can bo no peach crop fail
ure with the present harvest of rosy
graduates.
New combine harvesters are arriving
daily almost hourly to assist in
hit-vesting that five million bushel
crop.
As usual the grain grower was worse
scared than hurt.
We won again, but so did Weston.
Kly your flag tomorrow.
Tuesday is flag day.
A YOUNG LADY'S SCHOOL.
Life: Believing that the utmost
frankness is the best advertising, Mis
Von Ryder desires to inform her many
patrons what may be expected at her
establishment.
Girls entering Miss Von Ryder's
school will be taught snobbery in all
of its branches. A constant competi
tion as to who can spend the most
money and dress the best will be one
of the principal features.
Miss Von Ryder believes In all of
the outward forms of education. Girls
will therefore be taught a smattering
of elegant French, operatic music
and church ritual.
Everything will be done to make
the graduates of Miss Von Ryder's
school ignorant of the actual condi
tion of society as it exists today and
famihar with uli of the forms neces
sary to make what Is termed a
"lady."
The charges are moderate twelve
hundred a year with everything but
food and sleeping quarters.
Every entrant Is urged to bring one
maid, one motor car and four or five
thousand in cash for Incidental ex
penses. A florist is connected with tho
school.
FARM IIRKD HOYS.
There Is no place like the farm to
give u hoy a right start In life. It '
the ideal environment for Independ
ent thought and uction. The boy
raised on the farm early acquires self
reliance, while the city-bred young
ster depends on his Instructors. The
boy In the country daily encounters
problems that stimulate his reason
ing and inventive powers, and he n -quires
a large fund of useful knowl
edge from the observation of the op
eration of the laws of nature. He is
early forced to depend upon his ow.i
natural resources and often is useful
on the farm at an age when city boys
are members of the nursery.
The farm boy acquires by experi
ence and personal observation a vat
fund of knowledge of the onlni.-.l
kingdom. Horses, cattle, swino. sheep,
poultry, come under his daily obser
vation and he learns apparently with
out special effort their attributes and
iiabits. He learns to ride horseback,
to row a lioat, and masters the rou
tine of farm operations and manage
ment of the live stock industry. He
knows the names of the indigenous
birds, their habits of nesting, and at
the age of 12 years has acquired a
fund of knowledge of animals, birds
and general agriculture.
The city boy is raised amid stereo
typed environments and customs. He
is massed in congested tenement dis
tricts, crowded in street cars, gropes
his way across streets amid volumin
ous traffic at the peril of his life. The
city boy's vision is generally cir
cumscribed by the walls of tall sky
scraper buildings, and he never sees
the run rise from the depths of space
to usher in the glories of the new -born
day.
The boy bred on the farm may be
destined to the profession of agricul
ture or a commercial life in the city.
There is room both in the country and
the city for the farm boy, and he
should follow his natural inclination
in working out his ultimate destiny.
He is qualified to succeed either on
the farm or in the vocations of city
life. Diversified professions which
characterize modern civilization call
for new blood from the country to
bail in directing national and busi
ness affairs. The country boy is for
tified by tireless energy and perser
vance lo til' the high tension position
of commercial life He is not eusi'v
discouraged and represents the qual
ities that have risen to the front
ranks in business management. WIi-mi
it is a matter of history that seven
tcnths of the great men of affairs
came from the farms, it proves that
farm-bred boys out-class their city
competitors in ability to achieve
great undertakings. It is a noble
heritage to have been born on a farm
and raised amid nature's refin n;; en
vironments. Farmers and Drovers
Journal.
.IOJ1NXY OX THE SPOT.
Peddler (selling preparation for re
moving stains from clothing 1" have
got here "
Servant (who responds to the ring)
"Excuse me, sir, but we are in great !
trouble here today. The gentleman oi
the house has been blown up In up
explosion?"
Teddier "Ha: Hurt much?"
Servant lilown to atoms Ouiy a
grease-spot left of him."
Peddler! Ah, Only a grease spot.
you say? Well, hiies a bottle of my
eradicator, w hic h will remov th.it
grease-spot in two minutes."
MAKING PKOGISESS.
Decided advance is being made in
the move to turn Tetanus day into
Conservation clay the day from which
the American youth will emerge with
all his fingers and undestroyed eye
sight instead of the anniversary mark
ed by accidents and fatalities that are
of .such proportions as to be a na
tional disgrace. Brooklyn Standard
Union.
DYNAMITE.
When a car laden with 10 tons of
dynamite jumped the track 16 miles
from Tacoma. and the explosive "let
go," blowing the two Dupont powder
mill brakemen to atoms, something
happened that is within the range of
possibility every time a heavy ship
ment of dynamite is made by rail.
But dynamite is invaluable in indus
trial operations and it must be ship
ped. M ilwaukee Wisconsin.
Anxious Mother (at the bai My
dear, you look tired.
Sweet Girl I'm 'most dead. Every
I one in my body aches. I've danced
every danct so far, and I'm engiiged
for ten more.
Aiivxif,us Mother No diu'it ihe
M-ml'-man will let you off.
S,v.-.-t Girl I don't want to be let
cff.
Anxious Mother You say v u are
t'r.d dancing.
Sweet Girl I am not tire 1 of bc-i.-y
hugged.
(.'holly's ciub and I' rdy's club (."it
up teams and played a gam-: ot bail
for the benefit of a hospital"
"Make any money for hospital?
"No, but they made considerable
business for it."
A little vainlty keeps a man keyed
up to his best, while too much ren
ders him obnoxious to his fellows.
I.N selecting a niexlicine lor In
digestion, Dyspesln, CoMlvc
nosx, Malaria, Fever and Ague,
merit should !c the first con
sideration. Then you ought to
try a hot lie of
nn
OSTETTER'
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
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. ior.i cms 1j;
Contagious
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'..-'.:r. v r ail realize that tins disease is a spacinc niooa ln'ocrto'i or tdo iiwb;
;jvrort'ul u;.lure, the virus of which so thoroughly pouoiii tiia corpuscles of .
tuc .-.L.tion tl'.at Its symptoms are manifested over almost the entire body. Firs
t.-. - wa a u.y soie or pimple, then tlio mouth and throat ulcerate, the glands In
ths ro--ii swell, the hair begins to fail out, skin cuscasea break out on the body,
cores and ulcers rT?pear, c;:d evon the bones acl.e with rheumatic pnlus. It U
re.-.:v;i.-i:;c '.o tc!:s;70 .l.at in a blood poison so powerful as fiis that only a
b'.cod FurJf.or can have any permanent good effect. S. S. S. is tho greates: of all
blood nuniovs; it goes into the circulation and by thoroughly cleansin? the blood
of ev:.-y ;.;it!cle cf the insidiotis vims makes a lermauuut and hmtmif cure of
Contagions Blood Poison. It does not hide or covar up Cue ui.,u.ije m the bx'0iii
but it enti.e! rcrr.cvcs the last trace of its destructive germ. If you are uf
ferins with this disease S. S. S. will cure you because i v.iU cltaaao youi' blood
and eiUitu uealth-proinoling corpuscles. S. S. S. is msdo entirely of lifiiiu
cleansing toots, hcrts and barks, and is a medicine so sbsolulviy sai'e and eensiti
in its results, that everyone may cure themselves ai iwao, au,i Uo u-hv'j.i tue
cure wiZl ho ncr.nwnent and Listing. Home Treatment L&:. i.oa'.u;.iih
valuable inrorasaticn fcr suecetsful treatment, sent fi.-.j to v.:.u ",. fLe.
TEP. SWTFT SPECIFIC CO.. .vrr,.' W . t: '
T11K IUSIIOI- WAS ; mk..
The bishop had. what In the west
is called a "Pacific slope.' according
to the National Monthly, for he had
not seen his feet for a goodly num
ber of years, w hich, while it gave his
words a weighty meaning, had some
drawbacks In other respects.
After u church service one eve
ning, the bishop managed to get to
the home of a good old sister, where
he was to be entertained, but not
reaching the place without a good
deal of puffing. Some time was spent
in conversation about the meeting,
which was followed by family prayer,
after which the bishop made his way
up one flight of stairs to his bod
chamber. Now the event here portrayed hap
pened at a time when bedsprings were
not in fashion, no not even "slats,'
but the bedding was held up by the
use of a rope about "washllne" size.
When the bishop finally let himself
drop into his resting place, the rope
gave way and down came his corpu
FOR
640 acres, In Cold Springs, 520 In wheat that will make from SO
to 40 bu. per acre, abundance of pure water piped Into Uie house
and barn. 320 summer-fallowed.
It PJ all yours for $30.00 per acre, Including; all the crop, naif
cash, long time on balance at ."1 mt cent Interest.
I liave several large tracts from $8 to $1? per acre. Easy
terms.
Several special bargains In
homes.
E. T. WADE
Office In rear of American Nat. Bank Bldg.
FOR.
200 acre farm, 20 acres in filial fa. close to town. J 10.000. Terms.
240 acre farm, Tj acres in alfalfa, rich bottom laiyl, good house,
barn and orchard. $9,000. Terms.
11.1 ac re farm, 20 acres in alfalfa. 1.1 acres, in garden. All stock
and implements goes with this place for $4.Roo cash.
60 acres of bottom land. 5 miles from Echo. House and barn,
young orc hard, $3,000 cash.
.lio acres of good wheat land close to Pendleton. 113,000. Terms.
320 acres wheat land '. miles from Pendleton, part of crop goes
with the place if sold at once. $13,000 cash.
120 acres good timber land 12 miles from Pilot Rock. $9.00 per
acre, easy terms.
One 7 room house on t'osbie Miect, $07.1. UU. Terms.
one S room house and barn on west Alta street, $2300. Terms.
Address Dan Kemler
210 W. Bluff Street.
HURRY! HURRY!
Get Your Name down lor an
Appleton Tract before 10 a. m.
Tuesday, June 14.
Opportunity for such a small
investment with such
probable returns come
but seldom
ft See LEE
Real Estate and Insurance, Pendleton, Ore.
Main Street Phone Main
East End Grocery ll
Is always In front rank when It comes to fresh and seasonable
Fruit and Vegetables. Don't forget us when you want something
extra choice. .
Weston Potatoes, per sack
Grand Ronde Apples, per box
A REAL CURE
, m FOR BLOOD DISEASE
Blood Polncn toeeausa it 1b a real blood
lent highness with a thud that shook
th.. house. The frightened sister hur
ried upstairs and tapping on the door
of the b shops bedroom. anxiously
cried: "Bishop, bishop, is anything
the matter?"
Tb,. blshoi). instead of being ex
cited, lay down deep In the center
of the bed. unable to move, out quiet
ns n smillne babe, with his fin
gers clasped over his "Puclflc slope'
and twirling his thumbs, calmly re
marked: "No, sister, nothing's the
matter, but if you don't find me here
In the morning, please lok for me In
the cellar." Selected.
To Krr Is Human.
In view of the haste with which the
average daily newspaper Is built Its
mistakes should not be taken too se
riously. The Fourth Estate says that
even the Judge of the bench has his
decisions set aside by the higher
courts, and yet, although his Judg
ment is reversed, he docs not sufr r
In the least In public or professional
estimation. Scranton Truth.
SALE
town property, and suburban
PEXDLCTON, OK.
SALE
PENDLETON. OREGON.
TEUTSCH I
$1.00
$1.25
s
Cold Cure
Will knock the worst cold
in Two Days
Comes in capsules. Not
disagreeable to take.
Manufactured and sold in
Pendleton, by
Tallman & Co.
Leading Druggist of EaaUra
Oregon.
OLD LINK LIVE STOCK IN
SURANCE. Indiana & Ohio
Live Stock Insur
ance Company
Of Crawfordsvllle, Indiana,
Has now entered Oregon.
Policies now good in every
state In the Union. Organ
ted over 26 years ago. Paid
up Capital $200,000.00. As
sets over $450,000.00.
REMEMBER, this in NOT
a Mutual Live Stock Insur
ance company.
Mark Moorhouse
Company
Agent, Pendleton, Or.
Ill East Court St.
rttoue Maim M.
1 COLESWORTHY'S
I 2
International Stock Food a
the old reliable j
The best for your stock
Try it f
COLESWOfcTHY I
127-129 E. Alta i
The QUELLE
Gus La Fontaine, Prop.
Beat 25c Meals in North
west First-class cookc and service
Shell fish in season
Fontaine Blk., Maii St.
rr.cw
Tou make a bad mistake when you
put off buying your coal until the
Fall purchase It NOW and secur
the best Uock StirltiR coal the mines
produee at prices considerably lower
than those prevailing In Fall aa4
Winter.
By Mocking up now yuu avoid at.t.
danger of being unable to secure It
when cold weather arrives.
HE Phone Main 178.
ftlilnc Transfer
Phone Main 5
Calls promptly answered
for all baggage transfer-
rmov Piarirt IT. . 1 l
x o' ..v, aiiu i uiiinure
I moving and Heavy Truck
FOLEYSIIIErTAR
Cures CM,t PpnvonU Pneumonto
Fu'ri BALK. Old newspapers wrap-
fMut In W .. h .f I . a m . .
i isv eacn, suitable
for wrapping, putting under ear
pets, stc Price isc per bundle
two bundles lie Knqulre this 01-fls.
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