PAGE F)VH EIGHT PAGES. DAILY EAST OREGOX1AX. PKNDLETON. OREGOX. MONDAY, Jl'XE 13, 110. AN lNLV.I'KNDr.NT XEWSPAPKE. rab'!itd !llj. Vekly tod 8eml-Weekly l lVniiicton. i)hou, tj the Bast oskuuman ibushinq co. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. DaJlj. oti, year, by mall tlx month, by mat! Dally, three mouths, by mall Pally, eae month, by mall Daily, one year, by carrier Daily, ill month, by carrier Dally, three month, by carrier Dally, one month, by carrier Wee&iy. on year, by mall Week.y, eix month, by mall Week It. four month, by mall em I Wekly. one year, by mall.... mlAVeekly. tlx mourns, or mall... ftml-eealy. (our month, by mall.. $3.00 2.50 1.25 .60 T.50 75 l.M .65 1.60 .75 .50 1.50 .75 .50 Tb lilT East OrvjronUn I kept aalt at the Oreiron Co., 147 6th street, Portland. Oreco. ortbwMt .. Co., Portland. Oregon. Oatrapo Knreau. SJ9 Security Building. Washington. U. C Unrean, 501 Four teenth atreet. X. W. Member United Prea Asoclatloa. Entered at the poetoiflee at Pendleton, Oragoa. a second clasa mall matter. eJephoae Mala 1 Official City and Connty Paper. A picttiu:. Here are the meadows, graced with green. And bluest skies above; And white and pure the lilies lean The lilies of God's love. The streams sing joy; the light floods all The wintry clouds are riven. Earth wears a queenly coronal. And seems a dream of heaven. A I WHY IS THE TARIFF? The Vnited .-'tales is an importer of wool. The tariff on wool amounts to 11 cents per pound. The price of by The Altoona Mirror: wool in Oregon is the same as the I When the committee of Grand Army price in free trade London. Umatilla j men made the rounds of the graves county growers of wool are beginning . tbire on Monday, Comrade D. H. Ed to ask themselves pertinent questions ' v. ards. while the rest stoody at atten concerning the why and wherefore of ! tio about the littl,. grave, stooped and the tariff. The grower is blamed by reverently placed a marker and a the consumer for insisting on a tariff vreuth of flowers on the mound, re--hich makes high prices of manufac- limbering only that the body interred tured goods possible whiie he receives t're was that of a soldier who fought mr.ro mnnev for his clin than the :fr r what he thought was right, and man who lives in a country not closed with a tariff wall. It begins to look as though the tariff on wool was being manipulated by the manufactur-! r for the henefit of the manufacturer. Someone must get the benefit of that 11 cents and apparently it is not the grower. THE SWEET (illtl, GRADUATE, An editorial writer on the Spokesman-Review recently delivered him self of the following: The sweet girl graduate, choice and roseate bloom, is the floral triumph of the month of June. Grown upon the same stalk but alas how alien to his K.vely twin, glows also the sweet boy graduate. The trousered academician Is the mere insensate scenery of the gradua tion pastoral. To him it is a sort of Runic holiday where his sweat, his anguish and his pendant phalanges form no inconsiderable spectacle. For him all the roses of Asotin and the peach blooms of Wenatchee glow In vain. Heavy, suffering and con sumed by unreasonable heat, what boots his thesis on the Separation of the Ion when his collar impinges upon his cervical vertebrae with the fearful persistency of Nemesis and his button stats grind cruelly upon his unaccus tomed feet? But the Girl, the Perfect Blossom, the Cbarming Bud, the Clustering Cen t,r rf Exquisite Whole, who shall fittingly describe her? What feeble pen or tongue-halt speech dare at tempt the exotic tale of her perfec tions? Cool, radiant and inspiring, she sits srnong her bowered roses. In her hand she holds, not the threatening stewpan or the deadly skillet, but a ribboned roll. Here's wisdom, if you like; here's diction. The Inrffability cf the Erstwhile and the Peptrlpency of the Ego are to her mere house hold words. Where gross find graduated woman tVals with the hot biscuits or the edu cated flapjack, the sweet girl gradu ate eschews such earthly clogs. Her mind Is on the Supernal. Life to her is a huge Jacque rose. Dream on. little one. dream on. Afterward come the broom and cook ing range, the undarned hose and Baby' patent food. We would awnke thee If we could. not ANCEL1C MCTBR ATIOXS. The following editorial paragraphs are taken from a recent Sunday Issue cf the Los Angeles Times. (The "liter ary feller" who did It must be having experiences) : "Some women never miss their hus bands until the latter begin to husband their misses. "it may be all right for women to practice law and medicine and to act as editors, but heaven prevent the day when they shall do the courting. "The girl who cannot catch a hus- band with a luring smile from the corner of her oyea of glory and a challenge from her red lips,' can't do it nny other way." H'm. isn't she doing a bit of court ing with "the corner of her eye of t'l-.ry?" And what about the dollar mark as a husband catcher? This writer on a Sunday ten-center Is liv ing too much in retirement. "Thinking back on the past and dreaming of the kind of women our mothers and grandmothers were, we don't think that there are many men ho care much to marry a 'New Thought' woman." Firt dash that's rather hard on the woman but, second breath, what would a "new thought woman" want of "many men" who sat around areaming of their grandmothers? A new thought is a dangerons thing in some Instances. "Nothing substantial can be done by man unless he has the help of wo man. And woman is too busy think ing of clothes to get in and lend the nan a hand." And that's what nils these para graphs. The San Francisco Star. AX AXSWKIt TO THE IHU'RltOXS. More effectual than columns of ri 1 eule of denunciation of the bloody-shirt-waving Bourbons on either side ) ! Mason ana iM.xons line are inci dents such as those that transpired recently in Altoona. Pa., and Mari etta. Ga. i It seems that the" host of Union eiaves in Rose Hill cemetery, at Al- toona. is broken by the one solitary sepulcher of a Confederate soldier, Jrhn Gains, long a resident of the little Pennsylvania city. On Decoration Day members of the Grand Army of the Republic went out to do honor to their sleeping breth ren. What followed is thus reported ln-!""t that he had fought against the. they had fought to uphold, - At practically the same moment the l'ni" survivors at Altoona were test! r,n substantially to the obliteration ii' sectionalism, the volunteer militia company of Marietta, Ga., sons of men who have contended under the Stars and Bars, were participating in the Decoration Day ceremonials In honor of the Union soldiers burled In the national cemetery In the little town at the foot of Kennesaw. Such occurences have become com mon. In their cumulative signifi cance they drown the ravings of the occasional "irreconcilable," north and sruth. Atlanta Constitution. The colleee student who has been hitching his wagon to a star during the past nine months will now be en caged in hitching a span of mules to a bundle wagon or a header box. It is a shame but true. The June bride and the sweet girl graduate will be compelled to divide honors this June with Teddy. He is coming home. It begins to look as though a post series season would be necessary to decide the championship of the Blue Mountain league. 1 The Atlanta Constitution intimates that there can bo no peach crop fail ure with the present harvest of rosy graduates. New combine harvesters are arriving daily almost hourly to assist in hit-vesting that five million bushel crop. As usual the grain grower was worse scared than hurt. We won again, but so did Weston. Kly your flag tomorrow. Tuesday is flag day. A YOUNG LADY'S SCHOOL. Life: Believing that the utmost frankness is the best advertising, Mis Von Ryder desires to inform her many patrons what may be expected at her establishment. Girls entering Miss Von Ryder's school will be taught snobbery in all of its branches. A constant competi tion as to who can spend the most money and dress the best will be one of the principal features. Miss Von Ryder believes In all of the outward forms of education. Girls will therefore be taught a smattering of elegant French, operatic music and church ritual. Everything will be done to make the graduates of Miss Von Ryder's school ignorant of the actual condi tion of society as it exists today and famihar with uli of the forms neces sary to make what Is termed a "lady." The charges are moderate twelve hundred a year with everything but food and sleeping quarters. Every entrant Is urged to bring one maid, one motor car and four or five thousand in cash for Incidental ex penses. A florist is connected with tho school. FARM IIRKD HOYS. There Is no place like the farm to give u hoy a right start In life. It ' the ideal environment for Independ ent thought and uction. The boy raised on the farm early acquires self reliance, while the city-bred young ster depends on his Instructors. The boy In the country daily encounters problems that stimulate his reason ing and inventive powers, and he n -quires a large fund of useful knowl edge from the observation of the op eration of the laws of nature. He is early forced to depend upon his ow.i natural resources and often is useful on the farm at an age when city boys are members of the nursery. The farm boy acquires by experi ence and personal observation a vat fund of knowledge of the onlni.-.l kingdom. Horses, cattle, swino. sheep, poultry, come under his daily obser vation and he learns apparently with out special effort their attributes and iiabits. He learns to ride horseback, to row a lioat, and masters the rou tine of farm operations and manage ment of the live stock industry. He knows the names of the indigenous birds, their habits of nesting, and at the age of 12 years has acquired a fund of knowledge of animals, birds and general agriculture. The city boy is raised amid stereo typed environments and customs. He is massed in congested tenement dis tricts, crowded in street cars, gropes his way across streets amid volumin ous traffic at the peril of his life. The city boy's vision is generally cir cumscribed by the walls of tall sky scraper buildings, and he never sees the run rise from the depths of space to usher in the glories of the new -born day. The boy bred on the farm may be destined to the profession of agricul ture or a commercial life in the city. There is room both in the country and the city for the farm boy, and he should follow his natural inclination in working out his ultimate destiny. He is qualified to succeed either on the farm or in the vocations of city life. Diversified professions which characterize modern civilization call for new blood from the country to bail in directing national and busi ness affairs. The country boy is for tified by tireless energy and perser vance lo til' the high tension position of commercial life He is not eusi'v discouraged and represents the qual ities that have risen to the front ranks in business management. WIi-mi it is a matter of history that seven tcnths of the great men of affairs came from the farms, it proves that farm-bred boys out-class their city competitors in ability to achieve great undertakings. It is a noble heritage to have been born on a farm and raised amid nature's refin n;; en vironments. Farmers and Drovers Journal. .IOJ1NXY OX THE SPOT. Peddler (selling preparation for re moving stains from clothing 1" have got here " Servant (who responds to the ring) "Excuse me, sir, but we are in great ! trouble here today. The gentleman oi the house has been blown up In up explosion?" Teddier "Ha: Hurt much?" Servant lilown to atoms Ouiy a grease-spot left of him." Peddler! Ah, Only a grease spot. you say? Well, hiies a bottle of my eradicator, w hic h will remov th.it grease-spot in two minutes." MAKING PKOGISESS. Decided advance is being made in the move to turn Tetanus day into Conservation clay the day from which the American youth will emerge with all his fingers and undestroyed eye sight instead of the anniversary mark ed by accidents and fatalities that are of .such proportions as to be a na tional disgrace. Brooklyn Standard Union. DYNAMITE. When a car laden with 10 tons of dynamite jumped the track 16 miles from Tacoma. and the explosive "let go," blowing the two Dupont powder mill brakemen to atoms, something happened that is within the range of possibility every time a heavy ship ment of dynamite is made by rail. But dynamite is invaluable in indus trial operations and it must be ship ped. M ilwaukee Wisconsin. Anxious Mother (at the bai My dear, you look tired. Sweet Girl I'm 'most dead. Every I one in my body aches. I've danced every danct so far, and I'm engiiged for ten more. Aiivxif,us Mother No diu'it ihe M-ml'-man will let you off. S,v.-.-t Girl I don't want to be let cff. Anxious Mother You say v u are t'r.d dancing. Sweet Girl I am not tire 1 of bc-i.-y hugged. (.'holly's ciub and I' rdy's club (."it up teams and played a gam-: ot bail for the benefit of a hospital" "Make any money for hospital? "No, but they made considerable business for it." A little vainlty keeps a man keyed up to his best, while too much ren ders him obnoxious to his fellows. I.N selecting a niexlicine lor In digestion, Dyspesln, CoMlvc nosx, Malaria, Fever and Ague, merit should !c the first con sideration. Then you ought to try a hot lie of nn OSTETTER' CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER Q Q s. c. ::. . ior.i cms 1j; Contagious Q '..-'.:r. v r ail realize that tins disease is a spacinc niooa ln'ocrto'i or tdo iiwb; ;jvrort'ul u;.lure, the virus of which so thoroughly pouoiii tiia corpuscles of . tuc .-.L.tion tl'.at Its symptoms are manifested over almost the entire body. Firs t.-. - wa a u.y soie or pimple, then tlio mouth and throat ulcerate, the glands In ths ro--ii swell, the hair begins to fail out, skin cuscasea break out on the body, cores and ulcers rT?pear, c;:d evon the bones acl.e with rheumatic pnlus. It U re.-.:v;i.-i:;c '.o tc!:s;70 .l.at in a blood poison so powerful as fiis that only a b'.cod FurJf.or can have any permanent good effect. S. S. S. is tho greates: of all blood nuniovs; it goes into the circulation and by thoroughly cleansin? the blood of ev:.-y ;.;it!cle cf the insidiotis vims makes a lermauuut and hmtmif cure of Contagions Blood Poison. It does not hide or covar up Cue ui.,u.ije m the bx'0iii but it enti.e! rcrr.cvcs the last trace of its destructive germ. If you are uf ferins with this disease S. S. S. will cure you because i v.iU cltaaao youi' blood and eiUitu uealth-proinoling corpuscles. S. S. S. is msdo entirely of lifiiiu cleansing toots, hcrts and barks, and is a medicine so sbsolulviy sai'e and eensiti in its results, that everyone may cure themselves ai iwao, au,i Uo u-hv'j.i tue cure wiZl ho ncr.nwnent and Listing. Home Treatment L&:. i.oa'.u;.iih valuable inrorasaticn fcr suecetsful treatment, sent fi.-.j to v.:.u ",. fLe. TEP. SWTFT SPECIFIC CO.. .vrr,.' W . t: ' T11K IUSIIOI- WAS ; mk.. The bishop had. what In the west is called a "Pacific slope.' according to the National Monthly, for he had not seen his feet for a goodly num ber of years, w hich, while it gave his words a weighty meaning, had some drawbacks In other respects. After u church service one eve ning, the bishop managed to get to the home of a good old sister, where he was to be entertained, but not reaching the place without a good deal of puffing. Some time was spent in conversation about the meeting, which was followed by family prayer, after which the bishop made his way up one flight of stairs to his bod chamber. Now the event here portrayed hap pened at a time when bedsprings were not in fashion, no not even "slats,' but the bedding was held up by the use of a rope about "washllne" size. When the bishop finally let himself drop into his resting place, the rope gave way and down came his corpu FOR 640 acres, In Cold Springs, 520 In wheat that will make from SO to 40 bu. per acre, abundance of pure water piped Into Uie house and barn. 320 summer-fallowed. It PJ all yours for $30.00 per acre, Including; all the crop, naif cash, long time on balance at ."1 mt cent Interest. I liave several large tracts from $8 to $1? per acre. Easy terms. Several special bargains In homes. E. T. WADE Office In rear of American Nat. Bank Bldg. FOR. 200 acre farm, 20 acres in filial fa. close to town. J 10.000. Terms. 240 acre farm, Tj acres in alfalfa, rich bottom laiyl, good house, barn and orchard. $9,000. Terms. 11.1 ac re farm, 20 acres in alfalfa. 1.1 acres, in garden. All stock and implements goes with this place for $4.Roo cash. 60 acres of bottom land. 5 miles from Echo. House and barn, young orc hard, $3,000 cash. .lio acres of good wheat land close to Pendleton. 113,000. Terms. 320 acres wheat land '. miles from Pendleton, part of crop goes with the place if sold at once. $13,000 cash. 120 acres good timber land 12 miles from Pilot Rock. $9.00 per acre, easy terms. One 7 room house on t'osbie Miect, $07.1. UU. Terms. one S room house and barn on west Alta street, $2300. Terms. Address Dan Kemler 210 W. Bluff Street. HURRY! HURRY! Get Your Name down lor an Appleton Tract before 10 a. m. Tuesday, June 14. Opportunity for such a small investment with such probable returns come but seldom ft See LEE Real Estate and Insurance, Pendleton, Ore. Main Street Phone Main East End Grocery ll Is always In front rank when It comes to fresh and seasonable Fruit and Vegetables. Don't forget us when you want something extra choice. . Weston Potatoes, per sack Grand Ronde Apples, per box A REAL CURE , m FOR BLOOD DISEASE Blood Polncn toeeausa it 1b a real blood lent highness with a thud that shook th.. house. The frightened sister hur ried upstairs and tapping on the door of the b shops bedroom. anxiously cried: "Bishop, bishop, is anything the matter?" Tb,. blshoi). instead of being ex cited, lay down deep In the center of the bed. unable to move, out quiet ns n smillne babe, with his fin gers clasped over his "Puclflc slope' and twirling his thumbs, calmly re marked: "No, sister, nothing's the matter, but if you don't find me here In the morning, please lok for me In the cellar." Selected. To Krr Is Human. In view of the haste with which the average daily newspaper Is built Its mistakes should not be taken too se riously. The Fourth Estate says that even the Judge of the bench has his decisions set aside by the higher courts, and yet, although his Judg ment is reversed, he docs not sufr r In the least In public or professional estimation. Scranton Truth. SALE town property, and suburban PEXDLCTON, OK. SALE PENDLETON. OREGON. TEUTSCH I $1.00 $1.25 s Cold Cure Will knock the worst cold in Two Days Comes in capsules. Not disagreeable to take. Manufactured and sold in Pendleton, by Tallman & Co. Leading Druggist of EaaUra Oregon. OLD LINK LIVE STOCK IN SURANCE. Indiana & Ohio Live Stock Insur ance Company Of Crawfordsvllle, Indiana, Has now entered Oregon. Policies now good in every state In the Union. Organ ted over 26 years ago. Paid up Capital $200,000.00. As sets over $450,000.00. REMEMBER, this in NOT a Mutual Live Stock Insur ance company. Mark Moorhouse Company Agent, Pendleton, Or. Ill East Court St. rttoue Maim M. 1 COLESWORTHY'S I 2 International Stock Food a the old reliable j The best for your stock Try it f COLESWOfcTHY I 127-129 E. Alta i The QUELLE Gus La Fontaine, Prop. Beat 25c Meals in North west First-class cookc and service Shell fish in season Fontaine Blk., Maii St. rr.cw Tou make a bad mistake when you put off buying your coal until the Fall purchase It NOW and secur the best Uock StirltiR coal the mines produee at prices considerably lower than those prevailing In Fall aa4 Winter. By Mocking up now yuu avoid at.t. danger of being unable to secure It when cold weather arrives. HE Phone Main 178. ftlilnc Transfer Phone Main 5 Calls promptly answered for all baggage transfer- rmov Piarirt IT. . 1 l x o' ..v, aiiu i uiiinure I moving and Heavy Truck FOLEYSIIIErTAR Cures CM,t PpnvonU Pneumonto Fu'ri BALK. 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