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DAILY EAST ORE IONIAN, PENDLETON. OKKGO.V ritlPAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1009.
PAGE SEVEN.
EIGHT PAGES.
IS THE HANDY MAN
AT
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED TO SEE
HOW YOUNG YOU LOOK WHEN
YOUR II AIR HS RESTOKEO TO
ITS NATURAL COLOR.
There's no exr.ua for unsightly gray or
faded liair. It makes you look old when
yoJl'io not ii'l unsightly and embarrassing.
Hay't Hair Health will ' ring fcr.ck the natu
ral color and beauty! and mako your hair
bright, luxuriant nnd full of youlMiil vitality
Stopi dandruff and falling out. i'uidy vege.
tabid and uarmlcs - liOl 4 il ':
fl and S3c BOTTLES. AT DRUGGISTS.
Sr-rt 2r for t're lvik "Tr Caro ot the Hair."
I'hilo Uay Slice. Co., Newark, N. J., U. b. A.
PENDLETON DRUG COMPANY.
Muddied Braks
result frtiiii an ovcrlcac'cd
stomach, :.kijrg"i.-h liver, in
active bowels, cr ir-.pure
blood. Clear li.lnkinii lo)
lows the use ot
; ..rj m irrf i P"
Sold Evrywhcr-3. In fcortt:; 1C -.. i.r.d
WASHINGTON
SECOND ASS'T SEC. OP
STATE IS INDISPENSABLE
Mont Unique; Character at the Na
tion's Capital Has Risen from tlio
Hunks ami Will Din lit Present
Station 1h Guide 1" Intricacies of
Tntcnintlonnl Dlrilninnoy.
"You,"
said Tudee Lindsey to the
policeman, " want to save
bicycles. 1 want to save
boys."
From " The Beast and
the Jungle," in the
DECEMBER EVERYBODY'S
It's a bin, human, well-
written story. Get it and
read it.
For eale by
NELSON'S.
L. G. IRA7.IER,
.1. T. REAM.
It. E. RAIM.
Buy Your Meat
OF THE X
FMPRfc MEAT CO.
X phone Main 18.
1
!
A '.nays fresh and wholesome.
Pelive'ed promptly. 4
Fresh fish dally. Fteakj, chops,
roasts, sausage, hams, bacon
a. Rnn laru. t
M
I
U U- '.ML.
eMTy?
Then It's high time you were .'phon
ing Main 178 for a supply of Rock
Spring Coal to tide you over till the
Snrlna.
In 'phonlngllcnry Koplttko you will
obtain the quality coal that will give
an even Intense heat with the small
a nnsalhle consumption.
rrompt delivery and the best qual
Ity always when you patronize
HENR.Y KOPITTKE
Phone Main 178.
THE
First National
Pendleton, Oregon
Report of Condition, November 16, 1909, to the
Comptroller of the Currency.
WILLIAMSON
HAFFNDRCD
ENORAVER5-FRINTER?
Washington. The only man In
X'nclo Sam's pay who Is absolutely
Indispensable to the government!
Alvov Aiiirtiutiia Aitna to Vila nUttem
tlve appellation, and he la second as
sistant secretary of state. His Is thn
omniscient Intellect that guides the
Uu'ted States government through the
intricacies or- international diploma
cy; the universal encyclopedia of
knowledge of world politics; the re
pository of more state Bocreta than
that of any one human being.
Resides all this, ho In thn most In
tercsting, lovable and yet, at times
Irascible, public man now In the
government service. Another Bos-
well will be needeil adequately to
chronicle his career. No man In
Washington Is productive of more
stories than 'A. A. Adee a new one
crops ud everv day and all of them
are good. Personally he Is a slight
w,sp of a man, with a gray Imperial
beard and mustache stained by devo
tion to My Lady Nicotine. Ills shoul
ders are stooped, and he walks ner
vously In short, choppy steps, his feet
turnol nut like a drum major's He
hits n qti'stz'cal, kindly face, and looks
at his Interviewers from underneath
scrubby eyebrows, with his head bent
forward. lie has the French trick
of shrugging his shoulders. The Adee
laugh is characteristic ' Xo one ever
heard anything like It . It starts
with a chuckle. Increases' in volume to
a cachlnnatlon, and subsides to a se
ries of sly "tee hee's."
To Ki.lr iffiu.wi
Horn with a congenital throat de
fect that denrived him of the nowor
of his vocal chords, with only rudi
mentary ear drums tljat have forced
him to go through life deaf, Adee trl
ll ni r I) i, t through sheer forre nf will
and owr-.mastoring Intellectual abili
ties. He taught himself to speak, al
though lacking the hard palate which
in the average throat Is the sound
ing board, so to speak, of the human
voice. Ho was educated as aj archi
tect, hut abandoned that profession
to enter the diplomatic service as sec
retary of the legation at Madrid,
Spain, in 1870, having already master
ed the language of the Dons. Since
that time, Incidentally, he has "pick
ed tin" as ho modestlv nuts It. French
(iermnn, Italian and a smattering of
severn other tongues.
He has been In the state depart
ment ns an tinder secretary since
l?fi; he will hi? thi re until he dies
Xo one can tnke his place. He Is nb
slutely unique.
The Heal Hanily Man.
If Secretary of State Knox wants
In "write fl letter tn Anihnssador So
nnd-So Impressing a bald nnd brutal
f:iet. it Is Secretary Adee who takes
that fnct, blunts its sharpness with
the rmnetillotis nirslflnee demanded
by the international etiquette nnd en
velopes It In n foliage of choice dip
lomatic phraseology. Then Knox
signs It.
If President Tuft Is giving a recep
tion to the members of the diplomatic
corps. It Is Alvey A. Adee who can
reel off without an Instant's hesita
Hon the exact position every foreign
representative should occupy In the
no. according to his rank and the
precedence of his nation.
He knows International law. court
ceremonials, world politics, the Mon
roe doctrine, all the treaties, econom
ic conditions in every civilized nation,
nnd the history of every Individual
who amounts to anything In every
quarter of the globe. He's the offi
cial "Who's "Who," as well ns "What's
What "
Many Slilcd Crank.
Adee began studying early In life.
nnd now, at the age of sixty-seven,
still burns the midnight Incandescent.
He Is a bicycle crank Incidentally
even his vacations are a mixture of
business nnd pleasure, a bicycle ride
through Europe every summer an
amateur photographer of no mean
ability, a botanist, a scientist, arch
aeologist, and artist In sympathy at
least.
His room at the department Is the
most wonderful mixture of conglom
erate odds and ends Imaginable. A
microscope rests on one table; phog-'
raphlc apparntus on another; . oooks
on his desk, the floor, In shelves
everywhere. He brews and drinks
tea Incessantly, and smokes little
block cigars In a discolored meer
schaum nnd nniher holder. He keeps
two brands of cigars In h's des a
box of good i ties for himself, and
some ten for fifteen cents for visitors.
However, when he offers you one,
he'll remnrk naively. "You needn't
small c It, if you don't like it."
He Is subject to Irascible "brain
storms" and has even been known to
throw books nt those who particu
larly trled'his temper; hut an hour or
so later invariably becomes repent
ant and makes pence with the offend
er bv a present of one of the good ci
gars, and a funny story.
To a woman stenographer who had
presented to him a letter for signa
ture with the word "the" written
"thee," Adee addressed the written
memorandum " 'tho' not thee' too
much c's."
A department clerk once crossed
Adee's path with a corncob pipe In
his mouth. Tho second nss stant sec
retary stopped him and looked quiz
zically at the pipe.
"I see you are a baseball fiend," he
nhnerved.
"Why so, Mr. Adee." demanded the
clerk.
"Aren't you smoking a Cobb plpo
rot Art et Adee. chuckling.
-CONDENSED-
Resources:
Loans and Discounts
Overdrafts
United States Bond at par
Other Bonds and Warrants
Bank Building
Casn and Exchange
Liabilities:
Capital Stock
Surplus and Undivided Profits
Circulation
Due to Banks
Deposits
$1,453,823.46
37,048.61
250,000,00
17.774.05
10,000.00
326,801.29
$2,095,447.41
$ 250,000.00
167,833.41
240,000.00
13,050.43
1,424,563.57
$2,095,447.41-
$3 1, GJM. Rice, Cashier of the above named bank,
do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to
the best of my knowledge and belief,
fcG. M. RICE, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 1 8th
day of November, 1909.
(SEAL) C. K. CRANSTON,
Notary Public for Oregon.
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1 ant Ms. W
FOR SALE.
LEGAL BLANKS of every descrip
tion, for county court, circuit court.
Justice court, real estate, etc, for
sale at East Oregonlan office.
FOR SALE Furniture, from nine
room rooming house, also, piano.
201 W. Webb. Phone Red 3322.
Extra good offer If taken at once.
FOR SALLz-Old newspapers wrap
ped in bundles of ISO each, suitable
for wrapping, putting under car
pets, etc. Price 18c per bundle,
two bundles 25o Enquire this of-fW.
WASTED.
ANYONE, anywhere, can start a mall
order business at home. No can
vassing. He your own boBs. Send to
free booklet. Tells how. Heacock.
2708, Lockport, N. T.
SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAINES, I
you want to subscribe to magaxln
or newspapers In the United 8tatw
or Europe, remit by poBtai not
check, or send to the EAST ORE
GONIAN the net publisher's prle
of the publication you desire, an.'
we will have It sent you. It '11'
save you both trouble and risk. V
you are a subscriber to the EAS7
OREGONIAN, in remitting you car
leduct ten per cent from the pub
Usher's price. Address EAST
OREGONIAV PUB. CO.. Pendl
ton. Ore.
WANTED Men and Boys to leara
plumbing. Plumbers In demand
everywhere, earn $6.00 to $8. CO per
5ay, short hours. By my methods
I make you a practical plumber la
a few months. Edward McCaffery
Plumbing School, 20 Riverside Ats.,
Spokane, Wash.
WHERE DO YOU STOP when In
Portland? Why, at the Plaza, 211
1-2 Third street, of course. Wtaers
the rooms are clean and cheap,
the and landlady cheerful and ac
commodating. Try It, It Is like
home. '
AN intelligent person may earn 1M
monthly corresponding for newspa
pers. No canvassing. Send for par
ticulars. Press Syndicate, 2708 Lock
port. N. Y.
WANTED Position as cook for fam
ily or housework. P. O. Box' 433.
Read tho Eat Oreemvar
Dally East Oregonlan by carrier,
only 15 cents per wwa.
Classified Directory
paper with the facetious comment
"Oh you Ou."
To a crowd of newspaper men one
il.nv when in a nartlcularlv fine hu
mor he remarked that he understood
that meals at the north pole were
very irregular.
"Why?" bit a scribe.
"Well." answered Adee. grinning In
his beard, "they are only Cooked
Pearyodlcally,"
Mr. Adee is never quoted directly.
That Is an unwritten rule of the corps
of correspondents here. Safe In this
promise, the second ass stant secre
tary of state often delves Into his
store of wisdom and yields up bully
"stories." Generally the "high
source at the state department," or
"responsible official" on whose wora
"it Is understood at the statement,"
those are the phrases most frequent
ly seen, by the way. In the newspa
pers printing news from the state de
partment is Mr. Alvey A. Adee.
A department clerk once called up
Mr. Adee'3 office to ascertain just
how the second assistant secretary of
state should be addressed and hfS full
name.
"His name is A. A. Adee," said the
state department employe.
"Spell It out in full."
"A," said the voice at the state de
partment. "Yes."
"A."
"What?"
"A."
"Y-ves."
"A."
"O. hell!" exclaimed the exasper
ated Inquirer, as he banged up the re
ceiver.
ATHENA JEWS NOTES
I HIGH SCHOOL GIVES
SICCESSFUL ENTERTAINMENT
Four Lines, in DaUy, Weekly
and Semi-Weekly $1 per month.
Extra Lines over Four, 25
cents per Line per month.
PHYSICIANS.
H. S. GARFIELD, M. D. HOHEO-
pathlc physician and surgeon, or
flce Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 2633.
DR. LYNN K. BLAKESLEE, CHRO
ni and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-ray anti Electro-
herapeutlcs. JudQ Dunai g, corner
Main and Court streets. Office 'phone
Main 72; residence 'phone, Vain 554.
LOST
LOST ONE BROWN GELDING, I
years old, branded TZ on left shoul
der; weight about 1300 pounds.
310.00 reward for information lead
ing to recovery. Joe Craig, Pen
dleton, Ore., Box 475.
DENTISTS.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Program nml Basket Social Rounded
Out Evening.
E. A. MANX. DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to commercial
Association rcoms. Office 'phone!
'lack 3421; residence "phne, red
j51.
PENDLETON IRON WORKS RE
cair work on all kinds of machines.
structural Iron work nnd machln
castingB. Junction of Court ar.d Alt
streets. Marlon Jack, Prop.; A. F.
May, manager.
Objects to 8-Club League.
Spokane, Wash. "Before I would
consent to an eight club, greater Pa
cific Coast league, with five Cali
fornia clubs and three northwestern,
or even four from each section, I
would throw tip the game and let
someone else take hold of the Spo
kane franchise." Thus declare! Pres
ident Joe Cohn of the Spokane Base
ball club recently.
Cohn stated further that tne ma
jority of the Xorthwestern league
men Teel the same way anil tnat mere
h absolutely nothing doing with
Judge McCredie's project.
"It cosjs more to senu a ciud iu
i oa Anceles than to Minneapolis,"
said Cohn. "Taking it by easy stages
c.r u-onks nt the very best would tie
consumed In reaching the Angel City
i thn oust would be about 11500."
Mimnirnr Brown of the Indians ana
Prouiitont T.ncas of the Northwest
lei'Kiie, arrived this morning and steps
.. in io token, as Cohn says, "iovvani
a move which will result In one of
n,r ihinirs neace with Portland
peace without Portland, or war with
outlaw ball and an invading ciud in
the Heaver City."
(Specinl Correspondence.)
The most successful entertainment
for years was given at the opera house
lost' evenlnir bv the high .chool and
the Commercial club. There was not
I even standing room in the building
j for the crowd and from the start
there was manifested .the most cor
dial spirit.
The boxes all beautifully decoratea
were numbered nnd plactu on the
tohlo after which the school program
.took place which was Interesting
from beginning to end. All tne par
ticipants acquitted themselves well.
At the close of the school program
Supt. Welles delivered an interesting
nrMrcss and the one minute stump
speech contest by the ten men and
ladles created laughter rrom me
start.
The boxes were then auctioned off
rapidly nnd the floor prepared for
lonir tables around which' the crowd
gathered to enjoy the elegant boxes
they had bought , together with "hot
ceffee served by the Commercial club.
The crowd dispersed about twelve
o'clock singing the praises of the
school and the Commercial club.
A number of Athena people went
to Walla Walla today to witness the
big football game between Whitman
and Washington State.
Attorney S. F. Wilson left today for
Spokane and other points In Wash
ington.
There are Thanksglvlne services at
the Christian church. The Thanks
giving sermon was preached by Rev.
Ryder.
DR. M- S. KERN, DENTAL &UR
geon. Office, room 15 Judd build
ng. Phono, red 8301.
YEE SAM, LEE CO., NOODLE RES
taurant, Mrs. Goey, Prop. Chicken
noodle soup, chop suey, etc. We-bb
St.. between Main and Garden. Phon
Red 331.,
VATIGHAX BROS.. DENTISTS. OF
flce In JudJ building. Phone Main
73.-
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
SLOM KEE, CHINESE LAUNDRY ;
family wishing; work done by hand:
mendintr free; goods called for ani
eliverc-J. 408 East Court street.
DR. D. C. M'NABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary- Board. Office Tall an's
drug store. Kes. pnone mn qj
BILLS COLLECTED and advertise
ments written by a competent man
with years of experience. Price
very reasonable. Room 31, Pen
land lodging house, phone Black
3391.
ATTORNEYS. j ACCTIOXEEK.
RALEY RALEY, ATTORNEYS AT
law. Office in American isauuiiai
Bank building. .
FEE & SLATER. LAWYERS, OF-
f!ce In Despalvt Duumng.
CARTER & SMTTIIE. ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in American Nation
al Bank buildlnk.,
,v friend In need is a friend Indeed.
When in need of repairing of any
kind and pressing, phone R. 2902.
Work called for and ienverea.
JAMES B. PERRY, ATTORNEY AT
law. Office over layior n.i;
Company. .
COL. F. G. LUCAS. LIVESTOCK
Auctioneer, Athena, Oregon. Ref
erence First National Bank of Athena
and Farmers' Bank of Weston. Farm
Bales a specialty.
' . ... i
FCNEUAL DIRECTORS.
I .
BAKER & FOLSOM7 FUNERAL Di
rectors and licensed embalm. -.
MnnncitA nnstoffioe. Funeral narl r.
aay or nignt. rnone main to.
LOWELL & WINTER. ATTORNEYS
and counsellors at taw. umce m
Despaln building.
GEORGE W. COUTTS. ATTORNEY
at law. Estates settieu, wins, unru,
mortgages and contracts drawn. Col
lections made. Room 17 Sc ldt
block.
1 PENDLETON LODGE No. 5S
XX A. F. and A. il., meets the flrat
' and third Mondays of eac-i
month. Oil visiting brethren are lc
vlted. .
PETERSON WILSON, ATTOR
neys at law; rooms 3 and 4 ST.Ith
Crawford building. .
B. P. O. ET S NO. 28
meets every Thursday even
ing In Eagle's-Woodmen
. - hall. O. W. PhelDS. E. R
Thos. Fltz Gerald, Secy.
Ore Runs Rich.
rtnkor Cltv. One of the. richest
veins of gold ore discovered In Baker
county Is now being worked by tho
TTiimholt Mlnlns: company at tneir
mine In Mormon basin. The ore runs
JHOnn to the ton nnd Is being taken
from a vein about seven Inches wide
nnd of unknown depth. While the
company has been working on the
rich vein for some little time tney
din not make an assay until today
nnd were surprised nt the richness of
the vein. The mine Is in the same
section and is near the famous Rain-
how- mine. It Is stated that the mine
will soon be paying good -dividends
on the stock.
PHELPS & STEIWER, ATTORNEYS
at law. Offices In smith-Crawford
building.
Unfurnished housekeeping rooms
for rent In the East Oregonlan Dunci
Ing. Steam heat; electric lights; hot
snd cold water; bath. Inquire at
East Oregonlan office.
CHAS. J. FERGUSON. ATTORNEY
at law. OKlce in Association uiut.
DOUGLAS W. BAILEY ATTORNEY
o. mm Will nractlce In all state
on ,4 foitorat courts. Rooms 1. 3, 3,
and 4. over Taylor Hardware Co.
DAMON LODGE NO. 4. .
of P.. meets every MoiiSa
; "si. evening in I. O. O. F. hall.
visiting Drotners coraiauy
' invited to ntten .. R. H.
Tarbet, C. C; R. W. Fletcher, K. of
rv. ft S.
ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, ETC
SECOND-HAND DEALERS.
,v crrnm.FI nRALFR IX SECOND
bnnd goods. If there is anytning
nAA.t in now And second-hand
JVU "
furniture, stoves, granlteware and
crockery, can ana gei nia yrice. .-.v.
212 East Court street.
D. A. MAY CONTRACTCR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on all
kinds of masonry, cement walks, stona
walls, etc. Fhone black 3786, or Or.-
gnntan office.
to cniiF. a coi.n in onr pay.
Tnke I.AXATIVK IUN1MO Quinine Tablets
Ih'iisclsts refund tnnney If It falls to cure. K
V. OKOVF.'S signature Is on each box. 2"c.
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS
HARTMAN BSTRACT CO.."mAKE3
..lloVilA ahotraoto nf tttlp tj all
lands In Umatilla county. Loans on
r.it and farm nroDerty. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a reneral brokerage business. Pay.
inT.u. nnd mnkes Investments for non
residents. References, any cn-n': in
I'endleton.
liMira JOHN'S. Pres.
W. S. HENNIXGER, Vive-Pres
C. H. MARSH. See.
HERE'S A PROPOSITION
FOR A GOOD HOME ON EASY PAYMENTS.
$1350 cash or 3550 cash and 85 monthly payments of 313.21
each or 3360 cash and 100 monthly payments of 314.80 each, or $350
cash and 120 monthly payments of $13.21 each.
MARK MOORHOUSE CO.
Tel. Main S3.
120 E. Conrt
LIVERY AND FEED STARLIT.
"TTY LIVERY STABLE. THOMPSON
otroot. rarnev & Bradley. Props.
I.lverv feed and sale stables. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In connec
tion. 'Phone main 70.
MACHINERY.
itMTIcn r:T.IXEERlNO CO.. MR
chanlcal engineers. Irrigation
power or electric plants gas produc
ers. 25-26 P.-I. Hldg., Seattle, nasi
Ington.
MAPS CITY OF PENDLETON AT
ast OregTnlar, orno. trice itc
FRATERNAL ORDERS.
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS No
tice Is hereby given that there will
be an annual meeting of the stock
holders of the East Oregonlan Pub
lishing company on Wednesday,
December 1, 1909, at 4 o'clock p.
m., at the office of said company
In Pendleton, Oregon, for the pur
pose of electing officers for the en
suing year. C. S. Jackson, president;
L. D. Drake, secretary.
Every Woman
Marvel "X'U?
iVVuvnw
fbr 1
tt It hs iinnnt mint
ihe MAKYKU accept o
-...t-.l H,V uniloil Tt trvr frill
particulars nm inrwnn? invuuv-
Cuiif HURVEl CO.. 4 E. gid St- Hvm Tft
jf. v tm I to feVl
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tm I la ar.
Owuin4
IMt tat aLri6Mr.
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MEN AND WOMEN.
I'm BiKtifornnnatiiral
difthsUi.M.inflamnufction.
Irritations or ul.rUoii
of mucoQi nimbr&ntB
Painietii, aud not wtria
cnt or roiniiuuB.
or iut to DlL v
On a letter to Mr. Ou. of the Chi
DENVER, COlyQ
for sale at East Oregonlan office.
nese legation. Adee pinned a slip of