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DAILY EAST. OuEGON IAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, WEDNESDAY", SEPTEMBER 2, 1908.
oovnty' orncuL paper.
AN INDKI'ENIIKNT NKWSPAI'KR.
robilihed lMly. Weekly and rmi Wwkly,
at lVncllcMnn. Orecon, by the
IA8T OltKUOM AN 1'1'ULISHINO CO.
sinscniiTioN rates:
Tally, on yiar. by mall $5.00
Pally, li Month, by mall 2.A0
1'ally, throe month, by mall 1.23
ally. on month, by mall ."0
Dally, on year, by rarrler T o"
Pally, six montha. by rarrlrr 8 75
Imily, three montha. by rarrlrr 193
Pally, one month, by carrier W
V poklr, one year, by mall Lt0
Werkly, all montha, by mall "5
Weekly, four montha. by mall...... .60
Html Weekly, one year, by mall 1.IW
Beml-Weekly, alx montha. by mall... .75
Henil-Weekly. four montha, by mall.. .50
The Pally Eaat Oreconlan la kept on tale
t the Ornnon Newa Co.. 147 6tn street,
Portland, Orecon.
Clilrato Hureau. 909 Security building.
Washington, I). C, Pureau. 501 Four
teenth atreet. N. W.
Member United Preai Association.
Telephone Main 1
Entered at the poatofflce at Pendleton,
Oregon, aa aeoond rli mall matter.
TIT L i c c : N
Take up the white man's mus-
ket,
The deadliest ones 'e make;
Go drill your sons to use it,
And then, for Jesus' sake,
Send them with ammunition
To hunt these heathen wild.
Your new-caught, sullen peo
ple On whom God never smiled.
Cupid's net, until the hilarious and
.li riant squad, which onoe set Itself
t.p as being: Invulnerable to the wiles
or women, H but a weak and totter-
Ins shadow of Its former self.
The few remaining members, strip
ped of their disdainful air. with the
whins of a cruel and defiant bachel
orhood clipped down to the "ipilck,"
and the gay colors of the gallant
bunch trailing In the dust of defeat,
i.iv now seeking .seclusion In the more
(,ulet portions of the city where they
hop,, to hide their Identity.
It Is a bargain counter lot that Is
left now. Cupid will have to hustle
d rid himself of these last few rem
nants of the 10-rent counter. In
(act. he may have to resort to th?
auction to finally close out the stock
i f Bachelors nn Water street.
No more nights of hilarity, no more
days of matchless luxury, no more
euiseiie miracles, no more Incompar
able 'smokers," no more rush orders
for champagne, no more 23 and 40
cent cigars, no more midnight cabs,
no more gay dinner parties ornament
ed In rich wit and garnished with the
matchless wisdom of bachelorhood
no more, alas!
The victory of Cupid has been over,
whelming:. It would be cruel to pub
lish the names of those remaining. In
mercy they will be allowed to go
their way in peace. And may a kind
I providence follow the forlorn hope of
i the Bachelors' club Into oblivion. Only
Take up the white man's can
non,
The largest that ye cast.
Go put it on your warships.
The strongest ones and fast
Speed them to heathen coun-
tries.
Seek out each farthest spot,
And save these sullen people
With Bibled and with shot.
David B. Page In Humanity
the Chinese cook and a large sized
meat nxe remain of a once poud establishment.
WIIAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP?
Within less than a month the gates
of the Umatilla-Morrow county dis
trict fair will swing open. The pa
vilion is being enlarged and modified
to give more room for the exhibits
and to better accommodate the
crowds.
What are you doing, personally, to
help? Are you adding anything to
it? Will it be better because you are
a resident of the county? Will you
be able to point to a solitary thing
you have done to make the fair a
success?
These questions are directed to
every individual farmer In the two
great counties. It is for the farmers
to say whether this fair Is to live or
die; whether It is to be a successful,
triumphant home event for our en
joyment and education or a misera
ble farce.
The management is doing every
thing posible to make It successful.
The towns of the two counties are
contributing to its success. Business
men are taking an active part.
What are the farmers doing? Bring
in your stuff. Make an exhibit!
GOOD TIME TO INVEST.
Within the past year Umatilla
county has seen the greatest activity
ir irrigation development ever record
ed in the county In a similar period.
Values have advanced from 25 to 100
per cent on land partially or wholly
under irrigation, while desert land
which was in the raw state a year ago
has advanced 2000 per cent, at least.
The next few years will see even a
greater development and advance in
price, for the reason that most of the
irrigated land Is Just now coming in
to a state of productiveness, Just now
beginning to yield a return and as
yields increase, values will Increase,
and those who want to Invest In this
class of property can find no more
auspicious time than now.
The idle money hoarded In the
banks of the county could be earning
handsome returns for Its owners In
developing the irrigated Bection.
Strangers come Into the county and
with a few thousand dollars for in
vestment become wealthy within a
few years from the matchless re
sources of the county while much of
the home capital Is to timid to try
Its wings.
XO MOKE IlACIIELOHS.
There are no more bachelors In
Pendleton. The Bachelors' club, bo
long an ornament to Water street's
most fashionable section, has dis
banded. Cupid hag invaded Its ranks
ar.d carried off as helpless victims Its
most courageous and staunchest
members until there are only a few
lesser lights remaining, not enough
for a quorum at dinner, and so the
dashing array of gallants which haa
been the pride and glory of Water
street, is no more.
One by one the proud rank has
yielded; one by one those confirmed
omen-haters, so to speak, has fal
len into the snare, lost his head and
landed full length In the meshes of
MIGHT TEMPT RANKERS.
The Spokane "Chronicle discussing
the proposed bank guarantee plan in
cluded In the democratic platform,
says some important things which
should cause both bankers and de
positors to think seriously before un
qualifiedly accepting the proposition
which seems to be good business on
first glance.
While a guarantee of bank depos
itors by the government might have
many excellent features about it.
there Is also another side and the
Chronicle brings It out clearly as fol
lows: The alleged panacea for all of our
financial ills, the national guarantee
of bank 'deposits, will probably not
meet with general favor, for there Is
a widespread belief that the sugges
ted remedy would be worse than the
disease.
The agitation for the guarantee of
bank deposits has naturally arisen
because of the expose of unsound,
speculative and dishonest banking
methods, made following the failures
during the last panic, but it is a grave
question whether the proposed guar
antee of deposits would result in the
elimination of objectionable meth
ods. On the contrary, In the opinion of
some people. It might lead to a fur
ther development of the rrlls which
It is designed to prevent.
Depositors would seek out the in
stitutions offering the most liberal in
ducements knowing their own money
to be safe.
This would tempt the banks to take
speculative risks with depositors'
rroney; for In the general scramble
for business they might have to pay
such large Interest on dnposlted fundi
that conservative Investments would
no longr-r be profitable.
The mor speculative of the hank
would eventually go to the wall, and
the conservative bankers would hav?
to dip Into their pockets to make good
the losses of th" very rivals who had
rut Into their business.
Guarantees of bank deposits, it Is
feared, would virtually put a premlun.
on speculative dishonesty.
LIVING 09 YEARS
IXDKK THE GROUND.
Once In Tibet we passed two young
lamas from' Kham, says Svcn Hedln
in Harper's Magazine. They did not
walk like ordinary pilgrims, but lit
erally measured off the distance with
their on bodies, Lying down full
length on the ground, they would join
their hands and read a prayer, then
make a mark on the ground, nrlse.
Join their hands together again over
the-lr heads, and muttering a prayer,
take a few steps forward to the
mark, to fall full length once again
and repeat the entire ceremony nil
the way round the mountain.
Performed In this manner by
"prostration" the journey took 20
days. The two lamas we saw had
onlv done about half the distance nnd
they contemplated doing the whole
journey twice. One of them who was
to return there after having complet
ed his duty as pilgrim. The other-
he was barely 20 years old was to
pass the remainder of his earthly life
In a dark grotto on the banks of the
Upper Tsangpo.
Few forms of self-mortification are
of such value as this life spent In the
dark, this irbsolute separation from
the world, from one's fellow-men and
the light of the sun. . In Limga
gunpa I obtained much valuable In
formation regarding this curious custom.
In the prayer grotto of that place
a little stone hut at the foot of a
cliff was then a lama who had al
ready been Immured for three years.
No one knew him, no one knew
whence he came nor what his name
was, and even were one to know his
name it was forbidden to mention It
before human beings.
But they told me that the day he
went Into the grotto he was followed
la most solemn procession by all the
red monks of the monestary, and
when all the ceremonies prescribed
in the holy books had been gone
through, the narrow entrance Into
the grotto had been closed up again.
We were standing outside it. I asked
the head lama whether he could hear
us talk. He replied, "Oh, no, he can
neither hear nor see; he is sunk night
and day in profound meditation."
"How do you know that he Is
alive?" "The food (tsamba) which
3 passed In to him once a day througn
an underground passage Is eaten up
by moning; but should we find the
by morning; but should we find the
should understand that he had died."
fco fc&o ja
DPJ
OUT
BL0GE HUMORS
Tlio Paris Rath Peddler.
There are In Paris many houses
that are bathless, more, perhaps, than
In American and English cities. Thb
Is of course, a great Inconvenience to
the inhabitants, and an Ingenious
Frenchman, realizing this, goes
through the streets with a bath outfit
which he lets on hire to anyone who
cares to pay the small fee of 25 cents
he demands, and, moreover, ha sup
plies the necessary hot water.
The skin is not simply nn outer covering of the lunly, lnil l!iro:i;li its
thousands, of pores and glands it performs the great and necessary work of
regulating our temperatures, and also assists in disposing of the refuse and
waste matters of the system by the constant evaporation that goes oji
through these little tubes. To perform these duties tlio t issues and fibres
which connect and surround the pores and gland.", must lie continually nour
ished by pure blood. When from any cause the ciicnlation becomes infected
with impurities and humors, it loses its strengthening powers and begins to
disease and irritate the delicate tissues, and produces Kc.enia, Actio, Tetter,
or some other itching, disfiguring skin trouble. S. S. K. cures skin diseases
of every kind by going down into the circulation and neutral i.ing and remov
ing the'iinpurities and humors. It changes the qua'ily of the blood from an
I. -rid, fiery fluid to a cooling, health -producing str-.mi, which, instead of
irritating and. inflaming the skin, cities and nourishes it by its soothing,
healthful qualities. Salves, washes, lotions, etc.. !ti"v b v.ed for any tem
porary comfort or cleanliness they jifford, but skin diseav.' lannot be cured
until S. S. S. has purified the blood. Hook on Skin l:isea -cs and any med
ical advice sent free. jgE SWIFT SPEC'"-"' rt.. ATLANTA, GA.
PHOTOGRAPHING THE STOMACH.
A new apparatus has been devised
by n physician in Munich, by which
the Inside of tho stomach can be
clearly photographed. The camera Is
actually swallowed by the patient,
and when It reaches Its destination
the interior of the stomach Is Illumi
nated by a small electric lamp at
tached to the apparatus.
At the bottom of the camera is a
photographic film 20 Inches long and
a quarter of an Inch wide. The phy
sician pulls a cord which runs the
film past tho lease, tho electric lamp
Is turned on, and the Impression Is
made on the sensitive film. This
procedure Is repeated until the requi
site number of pictures have been ta
ken. Technical World.
If our first ambitions were the
ones we realized, most of us would
be beating the snare drum In tho
village band.
lYFS H RSTTN Every woman covets a shape-
ri&!l i wiy ly figure, and many of them
deplore the loss of their girl
ish forms after marriage.
The bearing of children is
often destructive to the
mother's shapeliness. All of this can be avoided by the use ot
Mother's Friend before baby comes, as this liniment prepares the
body for the strain upon it, and preserves the symmetry of her form.
Mother's Friend makes the danger of child-birth less, and carries her
safely through this critical T
J Tt 1- I V
penou. i nousanus graie-
fully tell of the benefit and IP
relief derived frnm the use
relief derived from the use
of this remedy.
Bonk mailed freetnallMivtnt mother.
I HE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO.
Atlanta. Ga.
BUSES
MM
NO. 9228
The American National Bank
Formerly
The Pendleton Savings Bank
Capital, Surplus and Profits
$250,000.00
Savings Bank Facilities With National
Bank Securities.
4 per cent. Interest on Time Deposits.
SafeD eposit Boxes for Rent.
THE OLDEST STOItY.
Sept. 14-19
Salem, Oregon
EXCURSION TRAINS
and Special Rates to
Sept. 14-19
Salem, Oregon
regon State Fair and Exposition
Fob 1908
The Largest and Best Pacific Coast Fair !
My story? Why sure; it's as simple
as true;
No reason at all to keep It from you.
It's fis old and as long as the grief
of mankind;
'Tis short, yes, and sweet as spice
laden wind.
It's the tale that was told when time
was begun,
And it will ever be new while Hhlnes
the bright sun.
It is told In all lands, and In every
tongue,
By the great and the humble and he
old and the young.
'Twas whispered In Eden e'er temp
tation came;
When the judgment's pronounced 't
will utlll be the same.
In shadow and sunshine, In grief and
In Joy,
'Tis sweetness Itself, and Its sweets
never cloy.
'Tis llBped by each leaflet, each flower
that grows.
TTIs murmured by zephyrs to the
heart of 'each rose;
It Is sung by each star In the .blue
up above
"Tis the beautiful story: "I'm loved
and I love!" Ex.
It Is planned to electrify the new
Denver, Laramie & Northwestern
railroad as soon as the first stretch
of track from Denver to Fort Collins
is ready. If the plan Is sueceiwful I
electric power will be substituted all
the way to Laramie.
CHILDREN Reserved Boxes Can Be Had CHILDREN
Mon. 14th. tC in Advance for the Races. Mon. 14th
!Free
Greatest Exhibit at any Const Fair
New buildings nil completed
Wnlks nnd grounds the finest
Frco camping for thousands
Agricultural College to hold iiK'otlngs
Races six days; coinnienco Monday
Free evening entertainments
MeKlroy'g liiuul nnd Orchestra
Prominent men will speak
Fnnry stock show daily
Complete Program for Six Days Two Great Shows,
Day and Night So'm ethi ng Doing Every Hour!
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND OREGON PEOPLE
ATTEND THE FAIR AND ARE BETTER FOR IT !
Low Rates
Salem Oregon,
Sept. 14-19
A Week of Profit for You !
Enjoyment for the Family !
Summer School for AH !
Low Rates
Salem, Oregon,
Sept. 14-19
G O M B
The Best
Soda Ice Cream
and all
Fountain Drinks
at the coolest store in
town
THE
Pendleton
DRUG GOnPANY
Large Qyantity of the Famous
Rock Spring
Con
Now on Hand
The coal that produces heat
and not dirt. Also fine lot of
good dry wood.
Dutch Henry
Office, Pendleton Ice A Cold Btora
Comiuny. 'Phone Main 178.
MY PUIE IMtlXKS MAY
SAVE Y(r A SICK SPELL.
Near Beer
24 Bottles to the case, Only
$1.25 per case.
Soda Water
All flavors, 24 bottles to the
case, only $1.00 per caae.
Delivered to any part of the city.
John Gagen
Eagle Bldg;. Phone Main 560.
GROUND BONE
FOR CHICKENS.
Also Fine Fresh Meats
Delivered Promptly at
Reasonable Prices.
EMPIRE MEAT CO.
'Phone Main IS.
W A
j uce! Lice!
Kill them with
Lee's Lice Killer
COLESWORTHY'S
got it.
At the Feed Store
127-129 E. Alta
Every Woman
lmi iwuMi nnd rhnulil know
iiit the wmi'lorrm
i a I WhMln. Cn,M
vt! marvel .-f
uoucne
Ask vonr ilrni"lt tnr
It. If hft r:innnt iiiinlv
lllB MAItVKI.. irr .nl
vuioi, nut nenu mump I'T 1IIDS L
triltnn hnnk ..nfiln.l l r..n
Dnrtlrtllnra Anrt Hicim.! l.n ln....t....i.i
to ladles. MARVEL CO, 44 E. 23d St., New Vorf
J. Jr
Pastime Parlors
COOLEST PLACE IN TOWN.
MOLITOR & O'DANIEL, Props.
A quiet game, orderly place for a game
of
Pool, Billiards or Bowling
SHOOTING GALLEHV.
Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery and
Soft Drinks.
Best Tables In the city.
I Our Specialty is
the Family Trade
We are fully prepared to fur-
nmn you me Desi oi iara, sau
sages and fresh, smoked or
cured meats and fish each day.
Central Meat Market
Carney & Tweedy
TELEPHONE MAIN 83. '
FGLFiSIICI.TiTAn
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