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IP YOU'RE IN SUSPENSE
and undecided, as to where to send
your vehicle for repair, allow us to
suggest that this shop offera lnduee
menu for good work promptly done,
and that little money aettlea the bill
for. Carriage repairing. Get your
buggy painted for aprlng. We hart
an expert painter ,who will do good
work reasonably. Old rlga made a
good aa new,
- See ua for Oaaollne Englnea, Hack,
Winona Wagona and Buggies.
NEAGLE BROS.
Get the Best
Good
Dry
Wood
and the
UEST KIND OP COAL.
PR03IFT DELIVERY.
W. C. MINNIS
Leave orders at
IIENXING'S CIGAR STORE
Opposite People Ys rehouse
'PHONE MAIN 0
OOOooeooeoooooooo
Let Us Make
Your Home
LOOK NEW
by repapertng the old walla
our now line of beautiful
from
Wall Paper
We carry the largest and moat
complete line In the country. Price
reasonable.
E. J. Murphy
Roudy-to-n.se Paints.
WILL BE MADE BY THE
THIS SEASON AS FOLLOWS:
ROUND TRIP
TO
Chicago
St. Louis -St.
Paul
Omaha -KansiSjCity
DIRECT
$72.50
67.50
63.15
60.00
60.00
LOW
RATES
HAST
TICKETS WILL BB ON BAUD
May 4. 18
June 5. 6. 19. 20
July 6. 7. 22. 23
August, 6. 7.21. 22
Good for return In JO days with stop
over privileges at pleasure within
limits.
Don't Forgcl tho Dales
Tor any further laferenetien call oa
F. J. QUTNLAN, Local Agent
Or write to
VVM. McMURRAY
OeaeraJ Passenger Agent
PORTLAND. ORXOON
TOLD BY HIS HAT.
The Way a Traveler- Pioked Out en
Englishman.
"See that man?" the lately returned
traveler remarked to a friend, Indicat
ing aa Individual a little ahead of
them. "Well, I never saw him before,
but I'll lay i good sized bet that he'a
an Englishman and, moreover, a Lon
doner."
"How do you tell?" the friend asked.
"Rjr the way he weara his hat," was
the reply. "Notice how It la Jammed
down on the head? Englishmen, espe
cially Londoners, put ou their bats for
keepa. No chance la taken of being
separated from a 'bowler.' That'a what
the derby Is called over there. And If a
the same way with a top bat or a
straw or a cap, for that matter.
"The American wears his bat lightly
in comparison, and so do the people
of southern continental Europe. The
French, for example, have a penchant
for hats that seem a bit too small for
them. At any rate, their headgear
doesn't appear to be very firmly fixed.
It may be my fancy, but an Italian al
ways Impresses me as a bit uncom
fortablo In a bat. At all events, he
likes to avoid wearing It whenever pos
ilble. Rut your Englishman wears bis
bat thoroughly and seriously. It's tilt
ed back a little, as a rule, and the
nearer It Is to his ears the safer he
feels."
Just then the man ahead drew a pa
per from his pocket It waa the Lon
don Times.
-mere, wDat aid I tell your was
the returned traveler's comment. New
York Press.
EDUCATED BEARDS.
Whiskers In Paris Reach tha PinnacU
of Cultivation.
It la in Paris that tho whisker
reaches Its highest state of civilization
and development The luxuriant ver
dure on the faces of some of the Pari'
slans who strut along the boulevard
every day can .be compared to nothing
but the riot of vegetation In the trop
lcs. Every Parisian has whiskers-
much vhlskers If he can, but some
whiskers at any rate. lie supplements
nature's efforts with the best aids of
the barber and trains and nurses bis
hirsute appurtenances with anxious
care.
The Parisians spend hours on their
beards and educate them Into formal
gardens, set pieces, shrubbery, terrace
and vlata-effects. They lay out hair-
scopes with them, arrange them In un
dulating meadows end twine them on
pergolas. There Is the long, spade con
coction much sought bv men with
black beards, which constats of about
a foot of hair cut square serosa the
bottom and adds mirth glory to the
wearer, for the whiskers alwaya shine
and glisten In the sun. There are side
winders and pointed ones, the heart
shaped and the curved, tho waved and
the plain. A man who can train bis
whiskers to grow In a new way Is as
much of a celebrity as a man who
writes a good poem or paints a good
picture. Samuel Q. Rlythe in Every
body's Magazine.
Moonlight.
Many renders may not be aware of
the fact that the full moon gives sev
eral times more than twice the light
of the liolf moou. They may be still
more surprised to learu that the ratio
is approximately as nine to one. Pro
fessor Joel Slebbins and F. C. Brown,
taking advantage of the extreme sensi
tiveness to light of a selenium cell,
mensured the amount of light coming
from tho moon at different phases with
the result above mentioned. The rea
son for the remarkable difference
shown Is to bo found In tho varying
angles of reflection presented by the
roughened surface of our satellite to
tho sun. The moon Is brighter between
first quarter and full than between
full nn last quarter. The cause of
this is evident In tho more highly re
flective character of that part of the
moon which lies west of its meridian.
An American Scholar's Work.
It should be humlllatiug for English
men to reflect that It was left to an
American, Francis James Child, to
compile the five thick volumes of "Eng
lish and Scottish Popular Ballads"
which are familiar and Invaluable to
all students of this subject But self
reproach is forgotten In admiration of
his work. Child himself unfortunately
did not live to finish bis task. How
ever, be was more than a scholar and
an editor. He was the founder of a
school and he had tho gift of being
able to transmit to others both bis
learning and his seal. London Satur
day Review.
His Fair Proposition.
"Are you able to support my daugh
ter?" asked the old gentleman. "You
know she has pretty expensive tastes,
and I don't mind saying that the bur
den has been pretty hard for me at
times."
"That's Just the point," exclaimed
the prospective benedict "If I marry
her we can divide the expense."
A Doubt.
Madam (to the nursemaid, who baa
just brought home ber four children
from a walk) Dear me, Anna, how
changed the children look since I last
saw therat Are you quite sure they
are the right oneat FUegende Blatter.
The Bride's Disaster. .
He found ber lying unconscious In
the kitchen. But she opened ber eyes
feebly for a moment
"The cake felL on me, George I" she
gasped, and with that she swooned
agaln.-Puek.
The beautiful Is as uaeul as the use
fulmore so perhaps.- -Victor Hugo.
Hot? Yes, but It's
for corn. 80 cheer p.
good weather
Tha Left Twin.
Tbt) survivor of twins Is sometime
credited with curious powers. In folk
lore be takes ul !;tre with the sev
enth son and with i!e child born with
a cauL All these ore supposed to nave
either special powers of beating or In
some cases to be gifted with the mys
terious power of second sight "la
Essex, England," aaya W. 0. Black in
his book on "Folk Medicine," "a child
known familiarly as a 'left twin'-l. e.,
a child who has survived its fellow
twin Is thought to have the power of
curing' the thrush by blowing three
times Into the patient's mouth If the
patient Is of the opposite sex." This Is
folklore, pure and simple. Another
country notion generally held Is that
If twins are boy and trlrl the latter
will never become a mother. The
physiology of the subject is obscure,
but there Is probably ground for the
belief. Another Idea not Infrequently
met with is that the Intelligence of
twins Is below the average. It is al
ways difficult to prove a negative, but
It Is very doubtful whether facts sup
port this notion of limited Intelligence
to any extent whatever. It Is much
more probable that their physical
strength Is likely to be something less
than normal.
What's In a Nam.r
"Come here, Bates!" roared Dr. Big
wig, bead and only master of the
Cremton village school. "I have today
received ahem! a letter from Mr.
Johnson Informing me that bis son is
unable to attend school In consequence
of a thraahing you yesterday Inflicted
upon blm. Is this a fact, Rate
"N-n-no, sir!" quailed Batea. -i nev
er touch Mm."
But Dr. Bigwig did not believe, and
two minutes later Bates was asking
for permission to stand up In class, the
benches being of wood.
On the following day Johnson re
turned, and Dr. Bigwig sought Justifi
cation of his act before the whole
clasa.
"Did you tell your father that Bates
thrashed you?" he asked.
i'No, sir," piped the youth.
The master's countenance clouded.
"But your father wrote to me, say
ing that Batea did it!" be thundered.
I know 'e did!" sniveled Johnson.
"It were Billy Beaucbamp did It air,
but father couldn't speel Beaucbamp,
so be wrote Bates." London Answers.
His Dssire te Reform.
Discussing poverty on one occasion,
the Dutch poet and' economist Tan
Eeden said, "We want reform, and we
want it about as badly as a Dutch stu
dent I knew In my youth.
'This student's chum said to him:
"Look here, I'm tired of the life
I've been leading for the past two
years. I'm going to reform. This morn
ing I shall attend a lecture.'
My student a confirmed idler,
yawned, put down bis pipe and an
swered:
"'Yes; It would be splendid to re
form, and yet tbe beer is very good
here this morning, Isn't It? I tell you
what we'll do. We'll let my dog Wll
helm decide whether we reform or not'
'"Wllhelm decide! Uow will be do
itr
" 'Oh, It Is very simple. We'll tell the
waiter to bring a piece of sausage.
We'll set the sausage before Wllbelm,
and If he eats It we stay where we
are. If he doesn't we reform and go to
lectures.' "Washington Star.
Landsesr's Persistent Wooer.
Charles Landseer was a brother of
Sir Edwin "and for some years," says
the writer of "Leaves From a Life,"
"was the victim of the most extraordi
nary persecution that I should think
any man ever met with. An eccentric
woman fell desperately in love with
him and used to pester him first with
the most extravagant love letters and
then by lying in wait for him when
ever be left the house. Finally she
Issued Invitations to the wedding, pre
pared breakfast and an enormous coke
and called for poor Mr. Landseer in a
carriage and pair, the horses decked
out with white satin streamers and she
herself dressed most gorgeously as a
bride. But that was the end of the per
secution. Her friends took her away,
and Mr. Landseer remained a bachelor
to the day of his death."
Forest of Strang Tress.
The most extraordinary forest in the
world occupies a tableland some six
miles In width between 800 and 400
feet above the sea near the west coast
of Africa. The peculiarity of the trees
of this forest Is that though their
trunks are as much as four feet In di
ameter, they attain the height of only
one foot No tree bears more than two
leaves, and these attain a length of six
and a breadth of two feet The flowers
make gorgeous crimson clusters.
Misted the Job.
Molly I Just dote on Uncle Sam's
brave sailor boys. Cholly I wath
thinking of Joining the navy at one
time. Molly-Oh, why didn't you?
Cholly Why, I w'ote to the secretary
of the navy for a position as admiral.
but be did not weply. Judge.
Literature's Lest Legion.
"There's a legion that never was list
ed' among books as well as among
men; books that have been contemplat
ed, but never written a literary regi
ment of wraiths and ghosts. Book
Monthly.
Fair Warning.
He I shall speak to your father to
night How bad I better begin? She
By calling his attention to the statutes
governing assault manslaughter and
murder. Papa Is so Impulsive, yon
know.
If a man wishes to marry a woman
forty years old, should he ask her ra
ther for her? Atchison Glebe. .
AU the newt
Bast Oregonlan.
all the ttme In the
THE AMOUNT OF YOUR "BELIEF IN ADVERTISING" WHICH IS PUT
INTO TYPE IS WHAT COUNTS.
There Is probably a clothing
ad in today's paper that will
remind you that your new suit
Is overdue. Meet the ad "face
to face," and It will help you to
meet the clothes problem that
way.
If yu have lived too long In
one place, look at the furnished
rooms' advertised today and
get a change of scene.
LOOK IN OUR CLASSIFIED COLUMNS FOR
I Want Advertisements
.
'FOR SALE.
FOR SALE 100 TONS OF WHEAT
nay or alfalfa or both. AddIv at
Ladow ranch, six miles south of Pen
dleton. FOR SALE 160 ACRES. PARTLY
seeded to alfalfa: twn rnn nr.
chards; house nicely furnished. Sev
eral nice springs: fine sheen ranch:
good range; no reserve; very near
railroad, and arranged for twn fami
lies. Address 607. Weatherby. Ore.
ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
der8 at East Oregonlan office.
MAPS CITY OF
PENDLETON AT
office. Prise 26c.
Eaat Oregonlan
Four Lines, in
Daily, Weekly
and Semi-Wkly
$1 'per month
PHYSICIANS.
J. A. BEST. PHYSICIAN AND 8UR
geon. Office la Savings Bank
building. 'Phones Office, main 164;
residence, mala 175.
DRS. SMITH A TEMPLE, OFFICE
Smith-Crawford building, opposite
postofflce. Telephones: Office, Main
30; Dr. Smith's residence. Main 169:
Dr. Temple's residence. Main 113.
DR. R. E. RINGO. PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Rooms I and 4 Schmidt
building. 'Phone, office main 611;
residence main 23.
II. S. GARFIELD, M. D., HOMEO
pathlo physician and surgeon. Of
fice Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1633.
DR. D. J. M'FAUL, JUDD BLOCK.
Telephone, main 931; residence,
black 1(1.
DR. T. M. HENDERSON, PHYSI
clan and Surgeon. Office In Sav
ings Bank building, room 1. Office
'phone, main 1411; residence, main
mi.
DR. LYNN K. BLAKESLEE, CHRO-
nlc and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-Ray and Electro
Therapeutics. Judd building, corner
Main and Court streets. Office 'phone,
Main 72; residence 'phone, Main 664.
OSTEOPATHS.
DRS. HOISINGTON, KIRKS VI LLE
graduates, Association Block. Tele
phones: Office, Main 608; residence,
black 2791. All diseases treated.
DENTISTS.
E. A. MANN, DENTIST. OFFICE
Main street next to Commercial
association rooms. Office phone,
black 3421; residence phone red 3861.
RALPH C. SWINBURNE, DENTIST.
Room 17 Judd Building. 'Phone
black 8981.
DR. M. S. KERN, DENTAL SUR-
geoa. Office, room If, Judd build
ing. 'Phone red 3301.
YAUGHAN BROS., DENTISTS, Of
fice in Judd building. 'Phone red
1411.
DR. LLOYD D. DDLBMAN, DENTIST.
Sundays and holidays by appoint
ment Schmidt building, Pendleton,
Ore., 'Phone Main 633. Office hours
9 a. m. to 6 p. m.
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
DR. J. A. DONAOHUE. V. S.. VBT-
erlnary Surgeon and Dentist Grad
uate of Ontario Veterinary College.
Office 12 W. Cenrt St. 'Phone Main
20; night 'phone Main 70.
DR. D. C MMABB, TOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary Board. Office Tallman's
drug store. Roe. 'phone Red 2692.
DETECTIVES.
BRUIN DBTECnVB SBRVICB CO.
For quick results ooafidential In.
vesications, reports oa any individual,
badness or property; mlaBtna; relatives
found; oorreapondeaoe solicited;
aauvee reasonable. J. M. Manas, res
idence manager, room 2, Savings bank
Bids;. 'Phone main 143.
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It won't pay you to try to deal
with a buyer who wants your
property only half as much as
"the right man" would want It
Any quest by wheh you can
make a "new test" of want ad
vertising today? Think It over.
FOR RENT.
FOR RENT NINE-ROOM BRICK
house, electric lights, hot water and
good range. Three blocks from Main
street. Apply 408 East Bluff or at J.
M. Bentley's office on Court street.
UNFURNISHED
rooms for rent.
Oregonlan office.
HOUSEKEEPING
Enquire at Eaat
FOR RENT TWO, THREE OR
four-room housekeeping suits, 201
S. Main street See Spoonemore, ren
tal agent, 117 East Alta street
Dally East Oregonlan by carrier,
only 15 cents per week.
CLASSIFIED
DIRECTORY
ATTORNEYS.
JAMES A. FEE,
Judd building.
LAW OFFICE IN
CARTER
at law.
building.
A SMYTHE, ATTORNEYS
Office In Savings Bank
JAMES B. PERRY, ATTORNEY AT
Law. Office over Taylor'a hard
ware store.
LOWELL & WINTER. ATTORNEYS
and counsellors at law. Office In
uespain building.
GEORGE W. COUTTS, LATE COUN
ty attorney from Idaho. Civil and
criminal law. Estates settled, wills,
deeds, mortgages and contracts drawn.
Collections made. Room 17, Schmidt
block.
PETERSON & WILSON, ATTOR
neys at Law, rooms 3 and 4 Smith
Crawford building.
RALEY, RICHARDS & RALEY, AT
torneys at law. Office in Savings
Bank building.
G. W.
Law.
PHELPS, ATTORNEY AT
Smith-Crawford bulldlag.
JOSEPH T. H INKLE. ATTORNEY
at Law. Office In Association block
at head of stairs.
R. J. SLATER. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office in Association block, at head
of stairs.
PRUITT A OLIVER. ATTORNEY8
at Law. Rooms 10, 11, 11 and 13,
Association Block.
PETER WEST, DIVORCE LAWYER.
Office 608 Garden street.
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS
HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO.. MAKE?
reliable abstracts of title te all land
In UmatllU county. Leans on city
and farm property. Buys and soli
all kinds of real estate. Does a gen
eral brokerage business. Pays t&xer
and makes Investments for non-residents.
References, any bank In Pen
dleton. JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
W. a HENNINGER, Vie '-Pre
C. II. MARSH, See.
J. M. BENT LET REPRESENTS TH3
oldest and most reliable fire and
accident insurance companies. Office
with Hartman Abstract Co.
ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, ETC
D. A. MAY. CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. EetlmaUs furnished on
all kinds of masonry, oement walka
stone walls, etc. Leave orders at East
Oregonlan office.
T. M. KELLER. PLASTERING.
brick and cement work. Estimates
furnished frea. Work guaranteed
'Phone red 2931.
FRATERNAL ORDERS.
PfJNDLETON CHAPTBR NO. IS
meets second and fourth Friday
evenings In regular eenvocatlon, at
Maeonlo halL
PENDLBTON LODOH N. 62. A.
A. and A. Mu meets the first
aad thirl Mondays of eaeh month. All
vUKIng Prethrea ar Invited. .
ENGRAVED CARDS.
NORAVKD CARDS. IKVTSATIONB
and announcements, aH ths lateat
styles of stock aad spe faooa Leave
orders at Bast Oregonlan office.
Your store la NOT "big
enough," or prosperous enough,
unless your ambition and aspl
plrattons are under-sized.
There never was a day In any
calendar when adequate ad
vertlsing would do more for
your store than it will today.
WANT ADVERTISING.
HELP WANTED.
WANTED MEN, WOMEN AND
families to talee advantage of oar
fine premium offers, given to old or
new subscribers to the Dally, Weekly
and Semi-Weekly Eaat Ore on Ian. "
WANTED.
WANTED HIGHEST CASH PRICT
paid for rags. Must be large and
clean. Call at this office.
While watching the partlcu-
lar classification that appeals te
you do not overlook all the
other want ads.
Extra Lines
over Four, 25
Cents per Line
per month
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
M. A. .RADER, FUNERAL DIRHC
tur ana licensed embalmer. Grad
uate of the Chicago College of Em
balming. Corner Main and Webb
streets. 'Phone main 130. Funeral
parlors in connection.
BAKER & FOLSOM. FUNERAL Di
rectors and licensed embalmem.
Opposite postofflce. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. 'Phone main 76.
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.
CITY LIVER STABLE. THOMPSON
street. Carney & Kennedy. Prooa.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In conec
tlon. 'Phone main 701.
SECOND-HAND DEALERS.
V. STROBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. If there Is anything
you need in new and second-hand
furniture, stoves, graniteware and
crockery, call and get his price. No.
212 Court street
MISCELLANEOUS.
CARPET AND HOUSE CLEANING,
carpets dry cleaned. Work of all
kinds by hour or day. G. F. Smith,
608 Calvin St 'Ph ne black 2711.
HORACE W. KING, CIVIL ENGIN
eer and Surveyor. Room 11, De
spaln Building.
LET ELECTRICITY DO TOUR
work It's dean, reliable and con
venient Electric Sad Irons, guaran
teed, 35.25. Electric -Hot Water and
Curling Iron Heaters, Electric Coffee
Percolators, etc. A complete stock of
Gas and Electric Fixtures. Ftrst-claaa
wiring of homes, etc. J. L. Vaaghan,
122 W. Court street
PENDLEON IRON WORKS RE-
palr work on all kinds machines.
structural Iron work and machine
castings. Junction of Court and Alta
streets. Marlon Jack, Prop.; A. F.
May, manager.
CHINA NOODLE RESTAURANT.
Ung D. Geec-, proprietor. Drop la
of an evening aad get a hot bowl oc
noodles. Alta street back of Tall
man's. SLOM KEE, CHINESE LAUNDRY;
family washing; work done by
hand; mending teee; goods called for
and delivered; 408 Court street
CHICHESTER'S PILLS
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