page eight.
DAILY EAST ORKOONIAN, PENDLWION, OREGON. THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 1908.
TEN PAGES.
Have You a
Summer Stove?
The stifling air of a
close kitchen is changed
to comfortable coolness
by installing a New Per
fection Wick Blue Flame
Oil Cook -Stove to do the
family cooking.
No kitchen furnishing
is so convenient as this
stove Gives a working
heat at once, and main
tains it until turned out
that too, without over
heating the room. If you examine the
NEW PERFECTION
Wick Bine Flame Oil Cook-Stove
yon will ee why this is so. The beat from the
chimney of the New Perfection" it ctmttutrmttd
under the kettle end not dissipated through the room
by radiation. Thus it does the work of the coal
range without its diacomfort Ask your dealer about
thin tore if not with him, write our nearest agency.
RsOLamp
hoosefamiehing and gives
a clear, powerful light more agreeable than gas or
electricity. Safe everywhere and always. Made
of brass finely nickel plated just the thing for the
living-room. If not with your dealer, write our
nearest agency.
Standard Oil Company
Incorporated)
Had His Revenge.
The rivalry was groat at the annual
cricket mnteb police versus publicans,
and many friendly l'ts depended on
the result. When the last batsman,
Police Constable Robluson, walked to
the wicket the police required only two
runs to win, ami uiitunilly great ex
citement prevailed, lie batted with
due care until a loose ball cauie, and,
bitting tbls paat mid on. be started for
an easy run. tie got borne comforta
bly before ' the Wicket was thrown
down, but to bis dlscust be was given
out
"Why," exclaimed the indlguant con
stable, "I was a yard past the wlckett"
"Mebbee," said the umpire In a su
percilious tone, "but, yer see, It ain't
what you say; It's what I say, an' I
say you'm out!"
"Itut"- began the Irate Robinson.
"D'yer remember," interrupted the
umpire, meditatively scratching big
nose, "saylu' to me 'bout six Tuonths
ago, 'Don't argue with the law?' Well,
you was the law that time an' I was
run to. Now," be added, triumphant,
"I'm the law an' you're run out!"
London Tlt-Blts.
FINANCIAL SlWi IGOOO EVERYWHERE
Considering; that the late lamented
financial flurry Is less h.Vn half a year
old. the following extremely optimis
tic review of the financial situation
throughout the country is encourag
ing. Henry Clews of Wall street,
says:
The stock market situation has been
considerably relieved by removal of
doubts concerning payment of the
$5,500,000 notes due this week. For
tunately a receivership has been thus
averted along with all the entangle
ments and disturbances which such
a step would have inevitably in
volved. Had Erie gone Into the hands of a
receiver the effect both at home and
abroad would have been exceeding
ly detrimental to the financial situa
tion in general. What Mr. Harrl
man'9 plans for the future are re
mains to be seen, but Judging from
his past operations they are likely to
be of a constructive order rather than
otherwise.
If it be. as is generally supposed.
Mr. Harriman s ambition to secure a
well advanced, and the season Is ful
ly two weeks ahead of the same time
last year.
Considering the profitable prices
which farm products generally are
bringing, there is little prospect of
any reduction in acreage; and the
general conditions are such that far
mers have every Inducement for in
creasing their output durng the com
ing season. It is noteworthy that
there are not many complaints of the
scarcity of labor, which last year ma.
terlally Interfered with a proper cul'
tlvatlon of the crops in many districts
Money 19 Easier.
Another very favorable feature is
the great ease of money. In view of
the dull condition which reigns in
trade, and the low prices on which
business Is based, the Indications are
that very' easy rates will prevail, at
least until the crop demands begin
to assert themselves. In fact, it
would be no surprise if money were
soon to become a drug In the market.
This does not mean that credit will
be plentiful. Bankers are Justly pur-
Pay of Army Offioers.
A glance over tho army list shows
that over two-thirds of the officers are
receiving less pay per day than good
mechanics receive In civil life. The
officer has no home, but must be pre
pared to live In the arctics or the trop
ics and change from one to the other
at short notice. He must have equip
ment for both, and while to one place
the equipment for the other la stored
and deteriorating. He Is sent on long
journeys to distant stations and must
suffer banishment from his family or
take them along. Either la a great
expense on one hand for travel and
on the other for maintenance of two
establishments. His changes of sta
tlon are so frequent that be must put
his children In costly private schools
or see them grow up In ignorance. Be
cause be Is an officer of the United
States service to use the respectability
of his position to add to bis Income
commercially Is regarded as repre
hensible, and if be makes an Invest
ment be must Intrust bis interests to
n agent. Army and Navy Life.
MISREPRESENT NC
THE NORTHWEST
LAND AGENTS SEEK TO KEEP
PEOPLE IN THE BAIT.
great trans-continental system, then su,n ver conservative policies ana
control of the Erie would undoubted- exercising much discrimination in the
ly offer him a signal opportunity; granting of credit and support of new
such a one as would fitly crown the ertferprlses.
achievements of any great railroad '
magnate. A Card.
Outside of Erie there have been no Thls la t0 certify that all druggists
events of importance in the financial aro authorized to refund your money
world. Operations on the stock ex- lf FoIev's Honey and Tar falls to
change are being conducted on very cure 'our cu&h or cold. It stops the
moderate and conservative lines; the rouh. neals the lungs and prevents
indications being that this policy will serious results from a cold. Cures
be followed for some time to come. 'PP6 coughs and prevents pneu
Our big leaders are generally in
active, preferring to await the out
come of politics, or to hold back un
til signs of business revival are more
evident.
. Pine Oon ItriHirr-.
Perhans tho most Pnrnurainr ,, Monner IaNcnj;-r Coach Cannot bo
of the week was the government re- I Smashed
port on winter wheat, indicating a One of the 200 all-steel passenger
yield of 493.000.000 bushels this sea- cars ordered by the Pennsylvania last
son. Condition is reported at 91.3 on year and the first to be completed,
April 1, compared with 91.1 on De-jls now in service between New York
cember 1, and with 89.9 on April 1, and Philadelphia, says a New York
monle. and consumption. Contains no
opiates. The genuine is in a yellow
package. Refuse substitutes.
NEW COIXI.SIOX-PROOF OAR.
The Old, Old Story.
Hot, tired and dusty, the excursion
was returning from the seaside day
trip, and Slmktoa, a little bald man
with big ears, overcome with his day
of happiness, dropped off to sleep. In
the hatrack above another passenger
had deposited a ferocious crab In a
bucket, and when Stmklns went to
sleep the crab woke up and, finding
things dull in the bucket, started ex
ploring. By careful navigation Mr.
Crab reached the edge of the rack, bnt
the next moment down it fell, alight
tog on Simklns' shoulder. Not feeliug
quite safe, it grabbed the voluminous
ear of Simklns to steady itself, and
the passengers held tbelr breath and
waited for developmental But Sim
klns only shook bis bead slightly?
"Let go, Eliza," he murmured. "I tell
yon I have been at the office all the
evening." London Pick-Me-Up.
1907.
These figures are sufficiently high
to allow for considerable deterlora-
item.
It is 70 feet long and the heaviest
car of its kind which has been built.
tlon as well as for the reduced acre- j Aside from the mahogany window
age resulting from winter killing, and!-'.sh and seat frames, no wood what
still leaving an ample yield for tot ver has been employed In Its con
coming harvest. Operatons for plant-, structlon. It is as nearly fire and
ing in all part of the country are , collision proof as It can be made in
tne present state or tne art.
This car is numbered 1652 and
seats 88 persons. Its total weight is
116.000 pounds 53 tons and it is
hoped to reduce this figure in later
designs. The standard modern coach
weighs only 84,900 pounds. For every
passenger carried, the new coach has
1300 pounds of open hearth steel.
Each truck weighs 12,500 pounds.
The feature of construction, the
factor which secures the car against
the dangers of a collision, is the cen
tral box girder 24 inches wide by 19
Inches deep, extending throughout the
length of the car. As a further in
surance against collapsing, its prin
ciple of the cantilever bridge, sus
pended on the trucks at piers.
It is equipped with a new type of
coupler, stronger than anything used
before, and specially designed to
avoid any possibilly of breakage and
the resulting parting of trains. The
floor Is of magnesium cement, laid on
corrugated Iron. The coah is light
ed by electricity, derived from train
generators or storage batteries. The
heating and ventilating are upon the
most Improved principles.
This coach was built by the Penn
sylvania shops at Altoona. Of the
200 all-steel passenger cars ordered,
all are to be built at Altoona, 90 by
he American Car & Foundry company
and 85 by the Pressed Steel Car
company. It Is the declared policy
of the Pennsylvania to have future
passenger equipment of all-steel construction.
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41 fOI La
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.
Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
cures maue Of Ur.
Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kid-
I ney, liver and blad-
. aer remedy.
It is the jjreat nied-
! ical triumph of the
I nineteenth century ;
discovered after years
j of scientific research
bv Dr. Kilmer, the
eminent kidnev and
bladder specialist, and is wonderfully
successful in promptly curing lame back,
nric acid, catarrh of the bladder and
Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dr. Kilmer s Swamp-Root is not rec
ommended for everything but if you have
kidney, liver or bladder trouble it will be
found just the remedy you need. It has
been tested in so many ways, in hospital
work and in private practice, and has
proved so successful in every case that a
special arrangement has been made by
which all readers of this paper," who have
not already tried it, may have a sample
bottle sent free by mail, also a book tell
ing more about Swamp-Root, and bow to
6nd out if you have kidney or bladder trou
ble. When writing mention reading this
generous otter in mis paper aim khu
address to Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Iiinghamton,
N. Y. The regular
fiftv-cent and one-
dollar Size bottles are How of Swap-Boot.
told by all good druggists. Don't make
any mistake, but rememlxr the name,
Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
and the address, Binghamton, N. Y., on
every bottle.
Men, Women and Adjectival.
Certain adjectives are reserved for
men and others for women. A man to
never called "beautiful." Along with
"pretty" and "lovely" that adjective
has become the property of women and
children alone. "Handsome" and the
weak "good looking" are the only two
adjectives of the kind common to ei
ther sex. Even "belle" has no real
masculine correlative In English, since
beau" came to signify something oth
er than personal looks. It Is singular
that "handsome" should have become
the word for a strikingly good looking
person, since Its literal meaning la
haudy, dexterous. But "pretty" like
wise comes from the Anglo-Saxon word
meaning "sly."
VValM Reports or Soup Houhvn, Idle
Hordes ami Suffering Aro Scnl-tri-cd
In the East situation Is
Truthfully Explained by Chicago,
Milwaukee & Si. Piuil RapMMI
tutivo.
Spokane, Wash., April 16. "People
in the middle western, eastern and
southern states are being deliberately
misinformed and imposed upon by
land ugents of southwestern railroads,
who are responsible for the publica
tion of false reports concerning labor
and industrial conditions in the north
west. These men do not hesitate to
stoop to anything and as a result of
their lies hundreds of desirable men
and women, who could better their
conditions, are kept out of the coun
try." John R. Cook of West Union, Ia
special representative of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul railway, made
the foregoing announcement In Spo
kane at the close of a thorough In
quiry into matters In Washington,
Oregon, Idaho and Montana. He said
In a statement:
"I came to the northwest for tho
special purpose of looking Into the
labor situation. It Is being represent
ed to the people throughout the east
that the northwestern states present
an uninviting field for emigration.
One of th
there are t
ployment I
conditions on this account are par
ticularly deplorable In Spokane and
Seattle.
"Accounts purporting to describe
the situation say the authorities In
Spokane and Seattle recently paid for
the transportation of 500 men east,
they having concluded that such
method of getting rid of the unem
ployed Is more economical than pro
viding for them during hord times.
"As a matter of fact, the disturb
nee In eastern financial center did
ot have any effect In the northwest,
"he country Is prosperous and every
debodled man who wants work can
i employment In the fields, lumber.
Inlng and construction camps, as
"11 as in the towns and cities.
"Other reports are to
More proof that Lydia E. Pink
ham's VeiretableCompound saves
woman from surgical operations.
Mrs. S. A Williams, of Gardiner,
Maine, writes:
" I was a great sufferer from female
troubles, ana Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vege
table Compound restored me to health
in three months, after my physician
declared that an operation waa abso
lutely necessary."
Mrs. Alvina Sperling of 154 Gey.
bourne Ave7 Chicago, IlL, writes :
" I suffered from female troubles, s
tumor and much inflammation. Two
of the best doctors in Chicago decided
that an operation was necessary to save
my life. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound entirely cured me without
an operation."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
reports circulated Is that ntriodic pains, backache, that bear-
housands of men nut of em- ng-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
u Washington and that the I tion,dizzine8S,ornervous prostration.
Why don t you try it r
Mrs. Pfnkham invites all slek
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mas.
Good Itonds In Florida.
Jacksonville, Fla.. April 16.
County commissioners and represen
tatives of commercial and civic bodies
In all parts of the state are In at
tendance today at a meeting which
1 has for its object the permanent lm
' provement of the highways of Flor
' Ida. It Is hoped to Inaugurate a good
roads campaign that will extend
: throughout the state and which
WOUld add to the fame of Florida as
the effect ia winter resort for motorlsta
t contractors on the Chicago. Mil-
lukee & St. Paul extension and An insidious Danger.
her railroad construction work nr.- One of the worst features of kidney
-ning away men who are begging ! trouble Is that it Is an insidious dls-
be given employment at 50 cents east and before the victim realises
lay and board. his danger he may have a fatal mal-
" After an Investigation of the situ- 'arty Take Foley's Kidney Cure at the
'on I am prepared to say there Is j first sign of trouble as It corrects lr
wolutely no foundation for such re-! regularities and prevents Brlghfs dls-
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I gal. makes 10 of Spray,
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CITY BREWERY
SCHULTZ A STRIGKHR
Phone Main 828.
FISH
Choice roasts, steaks and boil
ing meat fresh every day
Uif'l. smoked and cured meats,
wholesale and retail.
EMPIRE MEAT CO.
Phone Main 18
Beauty In the Angleworm.
If there Is any living thing that seems
to have nothing to relieve its ugliness
It is the angleworm that crawls sllmlly
across the sidewalk after a heavy rain.
And yet even that is beautiful. Put a
bit of its upper skin under the micro
scope and your Ideas of the poor little
worm will change mightily. It shim
mers like the softest satin and spar
kles with all the colors of the rainbow,
for it Is covered with little fine lines
crossing each other like the cuttings In
a glass vase.
The Smooth Handle.
Everything has two handles one by
which it may be borne, another by
which It cannot. If your brother acts
unjustly, do not lay hold on the affair
by the handle of his Injustice, for by
that It cannot be borne, but rather by
the opposite, that be Is your brother,
that be was brought up with you, and
thus you will lay bold on it as it Is to
be borne. Eplctetus.
A Word For Nero.
"Nero fiddled while Rome burned!"
exclaimed the student
"Well," replied Mr. Growcher, "that's
better than the custom many violinists
have of practicing at a time when ev
erything Is nice and quiet otherwise."
Washington Star.
The Compromise.
"My bride wanted to go on a week's
wedding tour, and wanted to stay at
home. Well, we compromised by going
on a tour around the world!" Meggen
dorfer Blatter.
Franz Kossuth, minister of com
merce in the Hungarian cabinet, de
livered the chief address at Ezegler
on March 16, the 0th anniversary of
the March revolution. He spoke with
enthusiasm of the part which h's
father, Louis Kossuth, played in "the
great drama of '48."
He Went.
The Hungry Guest Jeames, what
tune Is dinner? The Candid Butler
I 'as my borders, sir, which Is to serve
hup as soon ns ever you go, sir. Lon
don Express.
rts. I do not find anv distress or I ease
un houses In Sookane or elsewhere Co.
Washington for feeding the hungry
ipmployed, and I have not seen any
ns announcing that one cent meals
p served. I con not see anything
indicate that labor and Industrln'
tndltlonl In Washington and the
orthwest generally are below thf
ormal, lf at all.
"Land agents of the southwestern , f0r rent
railways are the originators of the re- office,
ports that are being told of hard: r
Imes In this section. They are spread-
ng these reports In connection with
heir efforts to Induce people to go to
he panhandle In Texas. Those who
have gone Into that district have not
found It as desirable a place as the i
and agents have represented to them.
'The freUent crop failures and the !
rror created by the green bug are
keeping people away from there, and
he only way the land agents have
found to offset those and other ob
jections to the country Is fabricated
accounts of worse conditions prevail
ing In districts that are attracting
hmeseekers.
"As a result of my Investigation
our company will give widespread
publicity to conditions ns I have found
them. There are thousands of men
In the middle and eastern stntes who
have accumulated some money which
they would be glad to put Into farms.
Many of these men would come to the
northwest If they were assured that
they would at least have an opportu
nity to secure work to assist them
selves In acquiring homes, and they
are kept away b,y the reports that
there Is a surplus of labor In this part
of the country.
"As a matter of fact there is a
constant demand for men In the
northwest at wages from $2. B0 to
12. 75 a day. The last named being on
railroad construction work."
and diabetes. Pendleton Drug
For rent 40 acres of wheat land
seven miles northeast of Helta and
200 acres of wheat land five miles
northeast of Echo. Enquire this office.
Unfurnished housekeeping rooms
Enquire at East Oregonlan
I
Read the East Oregonlan.
J i huc-fbI
mm
The fate of the"
breakfast is decided
by the quality of
the Cofiee.
Folger's
Golden
Gate
makes breakfast the begin
ning of a cheerful day.
Aroma-tight tins save all
the fragrance and strength.
Sold on merit. No prizes
No coupons No crockery.
J. A. Folger & Co.,
COjfrj
Get the Best
Good
Dry Wood
and tttc
REST KIND OF GOAL.
PROMPT DELIVERY.
I W. C. MINNIS
Leave orders at
ITENMNG'S CIGAR STORE
Opposite Peoples Warehouse
'PRONE MAIN S
BREWERY SALOON
J. P. Sullivan, Prop.
The country which Is cultivated with
difficulty produces great men aleuau
der.
'he
ni.i
COLUMBIA BAR
632 Main St.
Phone Main 90.
Fine Wines and Liquors.
Fancy Drinks a Specialty
Hot Lunch
Pool and Billiard Parlor
Gentlemen Only
First Class Rooming House In Connection.
CORRIGAN BROS.
PROPRIETORS.
Distributor of the famous
CEDAR BROOK
and
OLD JOE GIDEON
Whiskies
Large stock of leading brands
of wines, liquors and cigars.
East Court street,
Brewery.
next to
Our Specialty is
the Family Trade
We are fully prepared to fur
nish you the best of lard, sau
sages and fresh, smoked or
cured meats and fish each day.
Central Meat Market
Carney A Tweedy.
Telephone Main IS.
24 Bottles
of Beer
for $1.00
Delivered to yous home
Purer Than City Water
Phone Main 550
John Cagen
Eagle Bldg. Court Street
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