East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, November 26, 1901, Image 6

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    TrrsDAY, novi:mi.kk :ti, nwi.
TRLAbUUL 1 IMJLKS.
LUMBER
mill other, hnilditiK
materialjincltidinu
Line,
Cement,
Plaster,
Brick,
and Sand.
We have it largo slock of
WOOD GUTTIM
(or ham ami dwellings.
Oregon Lumber Yard
Alta St., oup. Cnart Houv
TIIK
French Resiauram
cosy Roons
Well Uglitt! tlfld Steam HMtrtl.
Best 25 cent Meals
In the City.
EXTRAS
Frog i ag F-aeurn and OljIUpta
Ojreter
OPEN DAY and NIGHT
OUR. L.AFON1 A I N I'mp.
The Place to Buy : : : :
It where von can get good
qui- k and vh price.
Sect line of
LuniWr. Latli
Bhiagltf) Build
tag (Miptr, Tm
paper,IiUn6 and
ueiiien t . Piektti
Piaster. Brick,
Sand. Moulding
screen Poors x
Window, Sash
& Doom, Terra
( lotta Pip.
Pendleton Huhg Mill Ud
LimiIhm Yard
R. FORSTER, - Proprietor
You get
What you buy
from us.
Bl i Stuck ...
WOOD, COAL,
SAND & BRICK.
. Mfi uo...
Trucking & Transferring
Lutz Bros.
Nau's Dyspepsia Cure
Ha cured theae caaea
anil it ill cure you
J .M. t 'liur. Ii, laUrmiUe, Or,- say
"I aiitlered for i youiv mid believe
had I not ueil Nana Jypeia Curt
I w..ull not I- alls.- to w.lUf you ;i
teatiinouial."
Nathan ttkfc hta Maim, y- "i
uttered for year; found many relief
but no . ur t jt-ept your.''
For aale by Tallraan Co., and all
first claaa druggiata, or aaud to Frank
Mu Portland Hotel Pharmacy, Fort
laad Oregon Price $i a botUc or 6
avttl. or$a, e.pro. prepaid
rnmi ,ti talentlBe
tee tor Leeatlea Kteh I Im
of Preelnea M.iei
Maortcal tlcviee, for .lUcivrring de
posit of prn- otll metal are out of
fathioti nowtdnyi Their ptaee hn
been taken by ear leva eoatrbanaaa of
a more or le tcientifle nature, by
meant of whtd: inavtea of (fold ami
liver, or rivti Imle. may he located
Moit of thetc forms of apparatus are
electrical. Mi,v t lie Philadelphia Sat
urday BtOMtnf, I . t .
Out of thctn line two long and sharp
Iron tafft, whlob, being held npar'
at a illitftiirr of a couple of feet, arc
thrutt down into the earth Attach-'
to them rr it mn1' oatterv and a
telegraph hey If the end of lioli
of th .iff cmie In contact with ft
tna of met a lid nr, the current readi-
ly paeees batween I hew, and a pre
ture of tli' key a tn re ground wmplttt -the
circuit, and cautee a bell to ring
Another inventor combine, the to
MatTr. in on,,, kvpnrntuii; them only by
an intnlntnr.
For IMC it; nunr, ati appar1ia of
m:ich nimptictti hai bfn WVtMtl, 'on
tUtlnn of n Utile hftttvry. ft ittephonc
rti'civr nmt to bruibts th:X look
xaotlv likv th.iTi'L' brnh. tSMpi
that t li i r brittle- :irr mad' of nir
If ore i en Cropping otil It IWO
plftfet on th face of the rock an,'
it la !cird to n '"rtatn whether a
continuous hi cm. ,ict thetu. OSS of
th brnahca i phietd In eontMl with
each of the pot The operator then
pu: the telephone receiver to hit. ear
and, if there ti rueh ft 'ein. he -un dll
tiniruiali the fact by the onmJ, the clr
tilt Itainir aooipli I
CHANGING A QUARTER.
t r, i ,. n. , .r,t. Ovate (a
Ootaa la D the Tviaa la
levaa Ware.
"How BUefc loot It take to change
piartr?" atked the bartender at
ordlnir t the Philadelphia Hecord
"Twcnty-ttv cent, eh? Not on your
die It take. To centt to do the trick.
How nan v .to ran lappoat a
Tuartcr-dol'ar can be chanired'.' Juat
sarti 11
" fallnai of llasltad meant tiiav like
the jiliiKb' of coin in hi ClOtka In
that efni jrou car t;i.' Bin M pannlai
or W' p-iuiiiM and our I. cki l. iippol
lag lie nils to gal a bcai He It .i
Ilka to h.iti a pit i iprlnkllag of ill
car in h t clothe aed jrou cai accoga
nodala kfn with is pannlct gad a
lime, or lec gaanlaa, a rl ni a- . .
nickel. If In' prefert to hare clianje
hand for ft beei gnd a oar fare, why
14 penntea am! . alakcli aril fi
him up. and If h- want a i gat In
idrlltion, ncaldaa ha ring Utile ) ck
of c:ih it: hi. Jn jfirr hi til ICn pen
el and three n ckcll Thai make,
tli way Now. :'..n. a f- with
t 'jurtrter can t'radr it ff for tiv, pad
niet gnd two d met. flx pannlct and
four n'ckelt, tw dime, a' ' one n
.me dime and three inck'lt. or rt
nlekt it. iuat at he prefert And to
tec tntnodata khn la any wa thai he
might atlect .'. hare t.. Bogaaai N
penmei t. dfatai and fire nVkcla
n cent tn all "
QUARRELSOME ANCESTORS
Owe Btarlr Fauilltea Ware Alutuat
VoaClnuallr In n How of
aaaaa aiiaa
A atady of medleva: rum', life It
apt to gift the hgipraatlori that th
rlnelpa; pari of th'' ife of th,- peo
or n the
i . . ill off, it tea.
I nil were h er
lleorderly people
aneet of
r raw i v knivrt
pa- wax a i . ll i
eotii Btlai on or pcot i
Our aneeatori i
litijfions i ' a vr
Th- recoi la tat
men, and Woman
agplati ma another, of breaking loti
hotlteti of pcoaeeutlag one another
for tliinder Tliei we have anek CI
trie : Ikcati ' iv Mpplncott'ti
"It ia ordained by cmnnion conaeni
that all the women of tin wilatf mu'
rettram tloir tangUCI from all alM
lerinjf " "Id inn- t.o of Holier'
mith. it fined If pence keagtiaa in
wife Agnat ent Btnnia, the wife '
Koberi the Tailor; and RohaH the
Tailor. pentve aaMUM lot wife I in
tna wore at Ague, the wife of
rhmnat " "It it enjoined upon all the
laatanti f the r lajfa tliat a oat of
Ikani attack any othert in Kurd or
deed, with clubt or arrowt at ki Cfjg,
under fjaastty of Pyi"K 40 fkilllafja.M
Suit, efiiriet. frnpientlj occirrtng
In add. Hon to the innumerable In
tiAiicei of ladieidual atlaaki alander,
pettr theft and other lmnior.:.'v
teem la akofJ ft -oium unity of far fron
perfre- urtm
sM,o- leal" lint 1'iitlrr.
g;, . i Hi a i CI iiie nolhlog
from Uktni r ikl i eek.
AaaUtaai He'i ike kagaitii,
Ed lor So! ;ii'' the t rouble t
gigalataai Vci I
geJitor I ai - "I . ourte Poeit
aavalij run to naac at later
Oktaafjo ift.iy Nt i
Mra My le. Keiee e. kOffM 0 the
eeird named A I beet I Ckj not pin yotei
io ii. on li in '.'
Mr, Rtlea ! wouldn't think of
auch n Iblugjl Mt hiitliaod'a uante la
Aioert and he' aiway late in get
ting an I oak era fUteaaaaaV
Te lair fee Hearete,
Tired of life and the ever preenf.
gaMaaaltj of carnlfn hia iiaiiy bread
by workinir. he lind lakoa n do.e of
carbolic arid and lain down to die
Hut the meddlesome d". 'ore
pumped him out ntul .ad hlni li HO
ciety.
"Oh. Home!" moaned hi wife
retail tag ""cr him. "whr did yon take
that nwfnl atuff? Iitdnum would
hnre been lent painful end ao much
aurer!" hi. agtl Ti IbUttC,
aVaaer Willie . IVUit.a.
AngTy Looking Woman You go
away from kere or I'll call my hut
baud
Weary William -Yer hothend Bla't
at 'nmt.
DBtan How d yer know lie ain't f
tVeary William I've alb"- nntto.-d.
an tun, that nrken a roan If married to
Woman wloi, look, like you 4o, lie'
uerer at 'omr except ai meal timet
Tlt-Bltt.
Precept anil 1'rtetlt.
Tht m worlfl aiw
with ;,ir afoai contracted
f intt ii itr ii thi arlet "iii advaaaa"
inn kewhoreall) . ikeeaaaat
Wan the mnli mat win. acted.
rVatblag ' ktat
III w IT.
0-
ir
r
fi:
jjpawaW
Farmer' .l. Vol laid JrOU ecotild
taw my wood if I wotiki irive you a
wood dinner,
N io R ITori Wel.. m.iwni I -
rogg wo, ,,, tlldn't If Kauaea Citr
I hum
the Rewaea
Mr. Front pew I am gl ol yon itelone
to onr church cfcolc, my dear; II ftnak
ai orderly orMnlMllOU! 1 nccar tee
you wbiperiag to tat another during
tr. .
Mrt Proa t paw -o none of at ire
an pak..iti la rati ftkli t .t t e .lottr
ii a.
i irtfe
Hogan i siioi" -gotm
idea ' lleai
liopinan I thin It
where all t In- pi oi
hev
wkai i It?
Itial i" ii place
tt lit' , f.l
on i mt earth .n Ikili, and where ni'
wlio Wan thin are fn' Ronton Iran
eonpt.
at a ptffocewaa
MDoaa rout mother lal yon im ew..
pieces ol pte at iiome. IIji fV
", . ma'ain."
'Wel do JrOU think ahe would Ilk.
trail i" haea lava p ecat kare r
"Oh. ake woultin't care! Thi 'n'i
her pte. you know!" (loitlen Have
title l.rrttr.
A ltee Ur High I'.lnat von hart t
poor opinion of turn
Hiaiieha Well. I've cerialnlr done
him 'lie In Juat lee I didp'l 'oik in-
, ,. ihai gnyoaa iiat a pmM
opium i . a ' Hunk
Prol. aal ta.ealtlae
Firtt Paatw ( proud iyl i ii"iio.
aaearal new faaei ki mj 'ongcegalioi
ktat kabkalk
Rteond I'aaiot (troukwily) Al th'
nrdn I i, f ant baptitm. I topi
If, V Timet
st. BVaa Vrilliag
He . . 1 1 piutlyj !' tieear deaaaie.'
of kutiiitf a girl afminal her wl
I
She How forttinala lire. una gi
by eoatrariea, y know Pkikkdt
ptola l'i"
gat CVnerrlaa HI a,
Fi . Rkt ton t h h e any kntae'.'
In t li1 it an Science
Poll; . an Saw' Itiere'e unite
few of Ikeg paopeti but anay don1'
vote golid Puak
(aakilag talk1
Parton Ye. on one oeeamiB I uiar
ried four couples in I ipiarler of at
hour O'liek Work, wii-i.'i ii J
Ngutiaa Vo gf I mn W ralkevl
giitten minis an io Jwdfja
aaaaa lag
Lord Narya I onimtta.
glfjgmj. bui I s.. id lien to it
His Pouni 1 in i en lo it ?
I had tfjatat
all ui li rat A ife n nut Puck.
Blacked
Itorougrlii II y pom old iiaole, Peter
Mux -urn. is very III and likelv to die at
any moment.
K 'ill Horry old raaaV bat I eaw't
IggHl yOtl a uaul I alholk Standard.
.ui uuaiiaaa.
"go you waat a pontioi. id my eotn
pany madam?"
"Yea"
Can you elagrF'
"No."
"Can you deuoeF"
"Ho."
"1 tUoughi you eald you were aa
i?" Hrooltlyn LaftV
COW SPORTED FALSB TAIL.
Aa4 tfce Aetiaalel Apa'awaW w,i
liaa i an., of a I'eoletiweg
Lew MM,
A eow with a fal' MtU flguied the
other da) in nit for femgwt lF
forc Mdermim Willinm Mean, and
beaanac the laH wat rroarut the attil
amn wlihdrami ami ll """'
paid KW the pro "tor. reports the
Plttabttrg i hroin. la Tlffrepk.
harie Campbell, of Mohler treet.
entered tnll il'i. n' lie If.f Metier, of
Wheeler ttreti. for iltllrMtge .Tllci".,
to wee been cnuted in Ika ravage In
campiicir gerrian b. "" "kid
wa nid i nelphbort to belong to
Meiier it ami PampbclPa own cow,
lint he did not reeopnic it wltkotlt
the toll. Tba wM vtaa t" knrc come
to a henrinif BMi nt n i i'tr. httl '" the
appointed hour Campbell appeared.
withdraw thi mil ami paid Ika roat.
He then explained the reaton to U
dei nun. Mcana,
i arly In the week i amphell keaffbl
a cm from John Mctluirat who. he
laid Heat In Fraahninwa road He
broUghl the co Inline and tnrnetl
her In. me In hit garden, kill cat at
loniahed Ike other morning la tlmi
what appeared to be a itranga cow It
hit patch The animal hail no tall.
Me wa. told hj .utile HcighbOf thill
the aiiltnni belougad la Mailer, and
the tame morning he entered uit be
lore Alderman Menu Ha ai"
kaaed Ike con DtJI When he re
tinned to Aglirc Up 'he extent llf
damagt dom Ii bit garde hi found a
not tail With bita of rnwhule ttil'll
lag t" it rfila ami other Information
convinced i nmpliall that tl iw wm
the one he hml bough' and Wkiak had
gWltChatl "fT her tali For tlila rea
wu he withdrew the tttlt
Maw I'rtpiiirt.
Mr Rhortptirat W la are we pay
i it fr I hm woman for waakiatff
Mrt S A dollar a week
HHtim! I can gal h washing' me
rl for ten dollar, ami I'll do it."
Mi Abort purat ia aaonlk later)
How doea that waelnug uia.hinr
work?
Mrt . Verv nnely but It rethei
etpenttve
'K span alee f rWwf
' I n woman maket me htre a boy
to help run ll ' N Y Weekly.
Vou get
'jood Beer..
.';:.n .-nil ilrink
PILSNER
BEER,
Miaraiilei.'i! not t"
ta -c 'it -ddai'he or
dlSetittUH
ik for it,
IrVHIftKEYil.aat
( Hd J as. t. Pep ei
Old Henry Clay
Have In on tin Standard lincc
1780
Btpwciall) tdaptod fur lam
uiti niadicioa purpoaaa,
Ever) bottla Ruantaad,
The Off ioe
i.D BB8THORN, Prop.
it Main Bt
,aw i
Tali 11 1
PbrJ
Quality
Awardi d
Cold Httdtt!
Parta Ettpoaltton 1900
auid br JUUM at HMIDr
The l.ouvre Saloon
wter.
IrkRtvf
?
SAVES LIFE
V .11..., n, .
I wet la bad haallh thlnilf"l,a
H Bp In had for trffiJf, L
fined my ehll.1 WsZ, .T11 IaJT
fait to vyak and "' httS
back and hlpt I had iia.. . nu la
Inauf the wSrV I art l J
w In a bad eon.liiu.,, f'tWAu
"liBdlef Blrthdav ' "Wthli nl
eertinmenl of wr T?w T H
Black-Dniunht Hi,,..' 1, TJaSWh
tour lHit,,r wi. , ., r. ,Tb' j WtlaV
age of Thtdtord - Black h'jW?
newpertonnow. I can dn I?,!1 "ilCi
walk out wi , n'. Tr,?"n ' EiLnwiaJ
for Win. ,.f ttardui'' aJS
""ALI0.Liw,,
It k well that women .r,
men. raw men rould t,r (, J!!T
tht (Cony tm! duo,,, ,(, w5
TfMMittndi of womtn htvt etaataL-
tufltrrng at a dut) of thfk hx tLal?"
many autAaott ol thta hwak lwka?wS
WINECARnm
imdtrt unmctMary. woman rattd no lona nfhr ka i
MRt. wma or t-ratn nnnei rtiwi to modrit womtn In tht irtrtaTJi.
homti. Many ol th hot hornet In this tltv ire u. - J"?"
mdiclac. It tur whIUt and (tiling of tht womb tad tmhl!
relet dngajkaj peHodlcal paint. Mrt. Devil curt ihWvec-!?
dvtlv what you may txptct If you fallow htr txtmpk td iJuHr
i ...in. Th.illoril i Hlark.Dtauehl aid. Wi.. t f-JT, . w"
a"" w. ., .ai t rtniiaa, a.
ttonvtcb tnd howtlt. Whtn yea aik your drutalit fw thtM aaaVaZr
... it w.. u.. -i ".-!.. i ' j . "a'.il
ur. rus. ww. ...... ... w uw i anu
that itvtd Mri. Davit' lilt. Never take t lubitltutt
now
take
I ' SI
ml lllrt.lllre. rtdret.t1VtatlT itUim, "TW l.u.. ...
The I lultt.no,... Mtdlrlmi , IT, MinT "W'
A CARLOAD OF CARPET
all ol the imwesl aud latent
especially selected tor o
trrwle, has rrtVtt). and them
now in our store readN tor tbe.
lien ol rail buyers. Thcvct
the DtiL-st line of wilionj, q
.ingrain ami brurata ita 2
PimiiIIi tun Caruetai toctal
Wgllpapet and inaUiniiicocJ
Qertaking unotls always on I
JESSE FAIUI
Th wlit'i'l that i sky
high in qitslitj
Price. I'lini' from $22
to flit); termi to huh.
AT CRESCENT AGENCY
Pi
Ull
BUY THE
Best Babbitt Metal
IN 10 POUND BARS.
For line shafting and all
bearings ol machinery
of the mill or factory it
cannot be surpassed : :
Made fttm Type Metal.
East Oregonian Office, Pendleton 1
HEATING STOVES
liclnrc purchasing C0BM
uiok ov.ir ".ir Urge and com
pjaia line of heatmn stoves
whicl we are selling l vW
iov, (agaie
HANSFORD & TH0MP6M
Tha LeSMtdlns MartJwara
BYERS' BEST FLOI
It to)
ro make i.ratui uc ,'Xr owii'
premium at the Ubioagu Vtorbl .gg -
.on, and givoa uaisellant bU0" ,he bttt
RollatJ Ha. ley. rjeasl Rye ami Baa"!1"
PENDLETON ROLLER
W. S. KYKKS. Proprwwf-
expect k--- g
a. aaat III
... ItAVv
C
IKMiLr-'lO.'.
HRK
ADVbn"
Tha new atore can navar ka
known utile It adverliaen