Gold Hill news., July 13, 1939, Image 7

Thursday, July 13, 1939
The Gold Hill Newg, Gold Hill, Oregon.
C L A S S IF IE D
DEPARTMENT
PERSONAL
Werk a a Steam S k in . Pull detalla Band
SO canta. F . O. B a i M. I.aa A sg a les. C alif.
OPPORTUNITY
nu trias a ra k t! N o a a tlln jl O p erate B llra r
I n i v e n d o r s . S3 IS u p . F r e e I n s t r u c t io n « .
U T O M A T IC . S4tB O P a lle rta a . C kieag e.
By ED WHEELAN
BIG TOP
PHOTOGRAPHY
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1 6 P R IN T S 2 5 /
CRUTCHES
By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Needed « Bath Anyway
«»' | 'HERE
«re too many Americana
advocating the construction ol
crutches to p u l under the arms o f in d i­
viduals and too few expounding the
ideals which m ade A m erica great.”—
X - O E A R V IN C E —
Q U IC K ,
GONZALES AN
E F F IN G H A M
IM P O S T O R - L E F T
READ
ENOUGH R U B B E R
T H IS —
CH ECK S HERE_
I A IN ’T
TO S T A R T T IR ^
GOT MV
FAC TO R Y -O W E S M E
G LA SSES'
V . S. S en a to r W illia m H. K in g .
COUNT THE EXTRA
SM OKES IN
$W395 FOR CLOTHES
(SIGNED) HORACE BLOOT
CAMELS
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— On the Wild Parlor Frontier!
By burning 25% s lo w e r than
the average of the 15 other
of the largest-selling brands
tested — slower than a n y of
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th e m -C A M E L S give smok­
er» the equivalent of
MESCAL IKE
Every Year at This Time
b ? ». l . ju n tlk y
By J. MILLAR WATT
P O P — T u rn A bout
IF I*D KNOW N W H A T W A S
O N T W t OTKE-R S ID E O F
"THIS
DOOR
- I W O ULDNT HAVE
A NSW ERED)
THE
BELL
AND
I
IF
I ’D K N O W N
w o u l d n ' t
HAVE RUNG
it !
H H O D A Y ’S b ig n e w s in cig a rettes
JL m eans rea l s m e i i n g p le a su re a n d
m o r e o f it fo r SM O K ER S I R ea d th e
results o f scien tific la b o ra to ry tests o n
16 o f th e la rg est-se llin g brands:
CAM ELS w e r e fo u n d to co n ta in
M O RE T O B A C C O B Y W E IG H T
than th e a verage fo r th e IS o th e r o f
th e la rg est-sellin g brands.
1
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W RONG H O U SE
LAYER CAKE
Cheerful News
CHILO FALLÍ FPOM A O tt» CRASH HEAD-ON TOWN LEVELED
0V TÖBNAIX?
EI6HT INJURED
W D ÍÍOBV
WINDOW
FIVE FATALITIES
IN HOTEL PRE
TKEFE INJURED
LIOHWNÉ) ÍTPIKB TW
THOUSANDS DIE
IN AIR R A ID
t f g . m s o t HAS
been POUTED k ?
MANA&EßOFTWE
WEÍTRH PCANíH
STUPES
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
B ook A gent— Is you r m oth er at
hom e?
S m a ll B oy (sw in g in g on g a te )—
Y es, sir.
Book A g en t (a fter k n ock in g a doz­
en tim e s )—I thought y ou said your
m o th er w a s a t h om e.
S m a ll B oy—Sh e is too, but we
d on ’t liv e in th is h ou se.
A nd T h ere’s a D ifferen ce
H e—W hat do you think of w om en
in p olitics?
Sh e— E m b a rra ssin g . Y ou c a n ’t be
su re w h eth er a b ashful m an is going
to prop ose to you or m er e ly ask you
for a vote.
In th e sam e tests, C A M E LS H E L D
T H E IR A S H F A R L O N G E R th a n
th e a verage fo r th e o th e r b rands.
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ÏKCOVERS FRESHLY-
6AKED LAVER CAKE
OH TKH1RV SHELF
1Ro15 OUT To HALL AND
CALLS UP To MOTHER
KNEW SHE WOULDN'T
LET H IM , ANO SO IS A «
DISAPPOINTED.
POKES 1b SEE WHCfRlR
IT’S HARP TRO$T|K6
OR SOFT
A t th e D a n c e
She— I sim p ly adore th at funny
step . W here did yo u p ick it up?
H e—F u n n y step , nothing! I ’m los­
ing m y g a rter.
Soon O ver
She— M ajor, did yo u g e t th at scar
during an en g a g em en t?
SJajer—No— th e first w eek of m y
h on eym oon .—S tra y S to ries.
CAM ELS B U R N E D S L O W E R
T H A N A N Y OTHER B R A N D
T E S T E D - 2 5 % SL O W E R T H A N
T H E A V E R A G E T IM E O F T H E IS
O T H E R O F T H E L A R G E S T SELL­
I N G B R A N D S ! B y b u r n in g 2 5 %
slo w e r, o n th e a v era g e. C am els g i v e
sm ok ers th e e q u iv a le n t o f 5 E X T R A
SM O K ES P E R P A C K I
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C am els sm o k e co o ler! C o s tlie r to b a c ­
co s, d elica te in ta ste a n d fragran ce.
T h a t’s sm o k in g p lea su re a t its b est.
C am el’s ad d ed b o n u s. A m erica lik es n
s h r e w d b u y ...A m e r ic a fa v o rs C am els!
CAMELS
VERV SOFT! LICKS
FINGER.
FiNiS A FEW STRAY
crumbs and bps or
TROSTlHB
B.II t r n d lc t .. Inc.
HUES Tb SMOOTH OVER
TELL-TALE FlNkER MARK
WHERE HE POKED THE
FROST1H6
DECIDES HETI GET i NC û
TROUBLE IF HE STAYS A-
ROUND 1hAT CAW . AND
LfAUTS, LICKING FIN6ERS
COSTLIER TOBACCOS
PENNY FOR PENNY YOUR
BEST CIGARETTE BUY I