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Page Two Thursday, Nov. 12, 1936 BRISBANE .11 11 If IT ICE IS .1 M l.y N o r WORTH M.4RRYIAG? ■n l,L THIS WEEK •u _ Certain of Milady's Vote i / m The Souls of Oyster» In the (..oflin, He Pays Polly Has a Tombstone Suicide Is Folly i t M r. Kokichi Mikimoto, able Jap- ! Apaches Going Sissy. anese gentleman, once a peddler of A N T A M O N IC A . C A L IF .— noodles, is now ! missionary on an Arizona gigantically rich, thanks to his oys- ! reservation says the Apache, once ter pearl idea. | the fiercest of the tribesmen, is He makes r e a l ' ! K,°m ff plum ’ sissy, and when a pearls by forcing | the o y s t e r to j movie company took a group of work at p e a r l . Indian extras on location these production. In 1 original Americans, being stripped stead of diving ! for action, got terrible cases of for oysters, hop sunburn. They’d worn clothes so ing to find o n e w ith a pearl in it, I l° n£ their tender skins couldn't he puts little , ir ! stand the heat. ritatin g grains of There’s a lesson here, although, sand inside the so far as the victim is concerned, it’s probably too late shells of m illions A r t h u r B r la h a a e So Steve has to sit gulping his beer and biting into his sandwiches alone of oysters, and to do anything about and he hates it. and feels that he has lost h i. S * each oyster proceeds to deposit the it. Once we'd backed pearly substance on the sand to the noble red man I» KATHLEEN NORRIS By escape its irrita tin g scratching. into a pair of $3 ment of the adventure, and their HAT very few bachelors of pants we had him common physical delight in m ar thirty-five and over are worth riage hold them together usually for These pearls are ’ ■real.” Al tamed. Sitting Bull, m arrying is the expressed a few years, perhaps even four or though experts can tell the differ in war bonnet and view of Dr. Paul Poponoe, of five, if children come ? long. Then ence, they annoy jewelers a n d buckskins, was a the Los Angeles Institute of Fam ily have hurt the value of the other splendid s a v a g e , Relations. This is not the first time comes the rub; they have to meet accidental pearls, but they make but, wearing over the wild impulse to separate, to I have quoted the views of Dr. get away from each other, to make it unnecessary for the unfortunate alls and a hickory Poponoe, but if I remember cor a drastic change of some sort. At pearl diver to “ go all naked to the shirt, he became hungry shark,” as the poet has it. just a brunette farm Irv in S. Cobb rectly on the last occasion I was in this point unless circumstances direct opposition to him. In this stronger than this mood of rebel M r. Mikimoto has been obliged to hand. k ill hundreds of m illions of oysters The derby hat may be the home case it seems to me that he is at lion hold them together until the fe- which is serious: his Buddhist re- liest creation ever devised for hu least p artly right. ver subsides and the danger mark There isn't any question that is past, they usually get a divorce. ligion teaches that each has its little man use, but it ’s the crowning tr i separate soul—in fact, the soul of umph of civilization, and the most young marriages, plus character Two years later they often wish his great-grandmother m ight have pacifying for alien folks, as w it and fineness and self-control and with all their sack and despairing resided in one of the oysters. ness Haile Selassie, looking now real love, are the nappiest m ar hearts that they were together rather like a Filipino bellhop on his riages. Later marriages need more again, but that's another story. character, more fineness and self- Sunday off. An American who recently died With the older pair this disillu control, and more love, and as a left a fortune of between twenty- ! sionment comes almost at once. The rule have less of all these elements. five and th irty m illion dollars, chief Humans Becoming Monkey-Like. ignorant romantic dreams of the ly in tax-exempt securities on which A professor of psychology ad The field narrows, as the woman late teens and early twenties have the owner, while he lived, paid no vance« the thought that mankind, in reaches the last twenties and the long vanished, and the two hearts income tax. Now that he is dead, ages to come, may be headed for I man the middle thirties, and the and minds and bodies that have inheritance taxes w ill take about the all-fours posture which once the demands of each increase. The been free for so long struggle mad- two-thirds of the many millions. species did use—if you accept the quality of young excitement and ad i iy y a against 0ajnat tne ,he trap. tra P‘ The man for- ! 1 . 1 , ---------------- The lack of a “ dead-or-alive” tax- candidatesI any v ensemble or tunic. Quickly evolutionary theory, which most of venture goes out of the marriage, gets that he really admires and I T ^ R K E - post-election — -------- — iia v u iu iv lU lllv . W U IC K IV exempt securities offers opportunity us do, because we like to think of and new considerations come in. loves this woman, that for m for r ” m '*lady ilady s » wurdrobe, wardrobe, every 1 nnd inexDensiveiv inexpensively made, com- onth. io m>.d,. this » hi ____ months to some able lawyer. I f the govern some people we know as having had Both husband and wife have set he had dreamed of the joy of hav one a winner. Choose any one of bination w ill add new life to any ment has no constitutional right to monkey-like creatures for ancestors. tled into spoiled little ways; both ing her for his own, he only re these clever patterns and the vote wardrobe with a m inim um of ef take any income from tax-exempt We say to ourselves, the poor things are fearful that the whole thing is members that he is married, and w ill be unanimous that you have fort. The puttorn is designed for a mistake. Curiously enough trifles that m arriage is a darned sight done well by yourself. Every pat- si. es 14. 10, 18 20 32 14 10 is bonds, how can it legally take half aren't entirely over it yet. merety because the owner is in his But the learned gentleman who’s are extremely im portant to older easier to get into than get out of. tern is accompanied by an illus- 40, 42. 44 and 40. Size ’l8 reqdlrM coffin? trying to lift the veil of the future brides and grooms, they go into The g irl has always cherished the bv Men 3detnil'.°nf Riving step l two and three-fourths yards of 39 overlooks the lessons of the present. despair and gloom over mole-hills, thought of a fine man coming home ° y s^P d®taUs 1 ° ' quick sewing inch m aterial for the blouse, two whereas the younger adventurers A green parrot, with red tipped He should study New York and to her hungry and adoring and com« and perfect fit—the short cut to an nnd one - sixth yurds for the wings, buried in a respectable Newport society when European laugh at very mountains of trouble, panionable, at the end of day, to Uip q!J.ale 'Y5tr5lrobe- skirt. A grand pattern bargain make nothing of really serious royalty is in our midst. grave, w ill have a granite head Pattern 182!, a comely morning Pattern 1843, the fitted slip, of- sit by the lire and talk of books problems. stone w ith “ Here lies Polly Cod- and praise her for keeping him so hne, i. , ‘T m ,B l O ng / rincess fers “ cholce ot ‘ he «trap or built- The happiest wives I know are dington, sixty-eight years old,” en Denouncing the Baby Derby. comfortable. It is a strange con lines, is available in a wide range up shoulder and makes n i,r,i« ..i of sizes, 30 38. 40. 42. 44. 40. 48, 50 foundation garment 5or a s m S graved on it. Exactly how old Polly When Prime M inister Hepburn de the women who have married trast, this new life of nerves and young, for love, who have faced was, no one knows. Born in Brazil, idleness and of being criticized. nounced Toronto’s so-called baby rhe srPootl‘ .fitting and silhouette. Fashioned in silk or a ll the ups and downs of young busi she was presented to the grand- derby as "the most revolting, dis But even while w riting this I think slenderizing hip line joins w ith the taffeta or pongee, the pattern em- ness worries and young nursery and cuffs in con- I ploys just six pieces and goes to- gusting exhibition ever put on in a ----------- ---------------- I I I collar IU I1 of many instances of marriages scalloped mother of Mrs. Joseph E. Hunt, civilized country” a lot of us gave cares, and who have emerged into made when the man was in the trust to achieve a flattering effect, gether like n charm. Send for it the sunshine of middle age sure of sixty-eight years ago. Parrots, like three loud, ringing cheers. late thirties, and the woman past and this design is so sim ply made today, in size 32, 34, 30, 38, 40, 42 eagles, elephants and other intel That eccentric Canadian m illion themselves, sure of their mates, th irty, marriages that have been and so easy to wear, in swiss or or 44. Size 30 requires three and ligent creatures that eat wisely aire, who left his fortune for a con standing firm ly in the ranks of the not only successful, but ideal. Mar percale or lawn or pongee, it w ill one-fourth yards of 39 inch ma often pass one hundred. test seemingly devised to prove that successfully wed. These are the riages in which the wedding of old win instunt favor. Size 38 requires terial. A higher race thinks up foolish the human species has a strain of very foundation of a ll civilized so er minds, wiser intellects, more fin four and three-fourths yards of Send for the Fall Pattern Book things for itself. 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The an old parent, or the perfecting of years she has been her own mis that life was n o t worth while, hope of getting paid for it; to realize tress; the man has been doing herself in her profession, and what wide and graceful revers conceal Circle Pattern Dept., 149 New hanged himself, and t h e n , s till the certainty of vulgar squabbling things in his own way for longer the tenderness and companionship those extra pounds above the Montgomery Ave., San Fran conscious, found he was mistaken over the prize; to know that inevita than that. Worse, perhaps he has of such a woman means to a man waist, and the panelled skirt is cisco, Calif. Patterns, 15 cents each. and made desperate unsuccessful bly lawsuits w ill absorb most of had a mother and sisters to spoil only that man—so long an outsider of the sort that w ill g& well with (in coins) © Bell Syndicate.— W N U Service. efforts to cut the rope. the money—well, there are many him, to determine that Davy is go to domestic joys, could say. If Thosa t h a t think of suicide who oppose birth control. But de ing to be so happy at home that he parenthood comes to such a pair it should remember that they must liberately fostered birth uncontrol never w ill want a wife! is what parenthood always should leave the world soon in any case be and so rarely is, a sacred re may have its drawbacks, eh, what? In such questions as their a tti and might as well remain to sec tude toward intim ate old friends, as sponsibility, a pride and delight what wi U happen. While there is The Fate of Big Bolshevists. to meal hours and reading lights beyond any other that life can offer, lue, there is hope. Here’s what has happened to the and the acceptance of invitations a miracle never to be placed be original Bolshevist leaders, the fa lie countless pitfalls. The dreams side the other commonplaces of ev Chiang Kai-Shek, dictator of the ery day. thers of the Soviet setup: they have dreamed for a score of Nanking government, warns China, Trotsky, in exile and due to stay years are ended in a rude awaken Specialists Set Example for Mothers In my lib ra ry is the biography No nation can ruin us unless we there if he values his health; Kam- ing. Jane doesn’t like late little of a certain Englishman of letters first ruin ourselves,” emphasizing eneff, exiled, recalled, executed last cosy suppers, after a ll; she seemed a man who was never famous ir ^oung end O ld , A lik e , the fact that the short road to na August; Zinovieff, executed; Rykoff, to when they were engaged, indeed his own day, but whose rare vol tional ruin is neglect of preparation N eed 3-Purpoie Vitamin demoted, arrested and tria l impend she used to cook them herself for umes are coming more and more for war. Some patriotic American ing, hence regarded as bad insur Steve. But now she says, laughing steadily into their own. He came B For Keeping Fit* radio sponsor” m ight arrange to ance risk; Radek in the same fix ly and pleasantly enough, but yet home from college to a household • N arruutneia, com iipation. broadcast that talk in Washington. and said to be worried, and I firm ly, that personally she never of mother and sisters; the girls Poor appaiita prey upon (ba ao- v W* , need here almost as wouldn t blame him ; Tomsky, com w ill eat a bite of anything after din married one by one, in the rather • r s r o f ihouaand., young much as China needs it. old. wban d i m lack a auSuirnc mitted suicide to avoid something ner, it is the quickest way in the difficult fashion of girls in English ■mouot o f iba prreioua Vitamin even more unpleasant; K iroff, as world to get fa t! So Steve has to countrysides a hundred years ago, H ao richly a applied by a Quakar England f e a r s that quarrels sassinated ; Mikoyan, got out in time sit gulping his beer and biting into the mother died. The man went O m brrakfaat. among union men may cause strikes S o e en -e th e w h n la tim il, . and stayed out; Bukharin, under his sandwiches alone, and he hates to London for a yearly stay; came b o w l o f Q u a k a r O it a e v e ry m airplane factories and delay suspicion and arrest impending, it, and feels that he has lo3t his back to books, fireside, dogs, old m o r n in g . * B rita in ’s effort to get ready for her odds against, 9 to 5; Evdokimoff, ex pal. trees, old lanes, old neighbors. At ’’ hm I, "k?1 Wu r ‘ Such strikes would prob ecuted; Smirnoff, executed; Lenin, He brings his friends home for forty-two he marrigd his Annabelle, ably bring welcome orders for died a natural death, but then Lenin dinner; Jane is amiable enough. a quiet woman of thirty-three who planes to American factories; never always was different; Stalin, Bub- But she protests m ildly that Bob was keeping house for a widowed theless, it is only fa ir to remind noff and Krylenko, all going strong, and Dick and Joe don’t “ contrib brother, and being an angel-aunt British workers, quarreling among but you never can tell, so would ute” anything. They happen to have to three small boys on a nearby es themselves, t h a t when foreign do well not to play too fa r in ad been his intimates since college tate. bombs begin dropping on their vance. The story of the wedded love of days, Steve comments icily, who • • • families any strike against national these two is one of the most ro would she suggest in their places? safety w ill seem to have been fool War Vs. Preparedness. And so into the late new m ar mantic—one of the most breath-tak- ish m retrospect. And those words As one who saw the first few riage come fearful hours of despair, ingly passionate, of aU the books I GETTING DRY By GLUYAS WILLIAMS chiefly w o m e n and children,” months and the last few months when the handsome popular unmar know. Juliet, leaning at delicious should be remembered. of warfare on the Western front, ried man who was Steve, ringing eager fourteen from her balcony to I m like nearly every other man or the doorbell at Jane’s apartment, whisper her forbidden love, stretch Borrowed money is cheaper, and woman who witnessed those things coming in with a great box of roses, ing herself on her tomb, never tast it ought to be, since the dollar is —I hate war. seems to disappear completely. And ed the deeps of it. The letters of only worth 59 cents. A cheap I t ’s the next morning of drunken the clever bachelor maid who was this essayist to his wife, during house or cheap dollar should bring glory. It s a stench, an obscenity, Jane, always so trim and self-pos their few short separations, could a cheap rent. Even so, it surprises a vain wastefulness, an unutterable sessed and happy, always so much not have been penned by a hun you to learn that Mayor LaGuardia 6 t f t A u ÛÜSP1EP UP IN M indecency. I t ’s , a machine c which DOIS N 't M idp HAUIK6 W5 HAIR in u demand, likewise. In dred Romeos. They had two sons r V . in Ot WHICH **■ « i W I i u , vanishes vamsnes uxewise AHÍ llkCS HAViHS FACE WIPED ib * ¡£ i A f tïR h i s Born borrowed from J. P. ' "* Morgan Co - i f c “ n CKS DRIED BECAME THERE B U T and a daughter; the boys they kept, /* » “ " * & co ‘ " a t the hopper the beauty, 1 their places are a silent SO HE CAN CPCH EVES w iM m i UtRV MUCH (X K cnroaH 1 1011 d«° ars tor the city> the youth’ the hope of the world and ' wildered, deeply - pondering ’ « K in * soap m them the daughter left them in her fourth ’ ted” out °Drodr ° t 1 thp tH h annul 8 v°U‘ .h **’* fin‘ W^ °Se P°8sessi™ thought?» spread over a five-year period, for spews from „ «_ urhn„„ .■___ i_- • ” wonder year; their letters and diaries tell one and one-tenth per cent interest. ed product — broken bodies , how he can get out of «..w the laiigic tangle the story, and it is one almost too --- ---- blinded eyes, maddened brains; he has stepped into, and an embit exquisite for other eyes than theirs .. « er*- ^ y ,ron C TayIor’ head of dead men and dying men and ruined tered woman who tells her few In to see. men. Big Steel, greatest steel company No, fine men and women can m ar tim ate friends that it was all a in the world, announces increases But because we are against war dreadful mistake. CWEClAny WHEN MOtHER RdlA ry at any age, and find happiness in T hen his arms a n d CCflíNó HIS BACK POKE in wages, also rusumption of full HIM OMER ANP GIVES HIM A and because we believe the best in And yet, if the two w ill but weath their mutual love. And men and is F u n R E tdlA R M M 5 A 6 E dividend payments on the preferred surance for continued peace is prop er this dark hour without a break, women who aren’t fine, who don’t United States Steel stock, also earn er preparedness in times of peace mean to be patient and self-con there may be great happiness ings in three months of more than and because we behold half of c iv ili- ahead for them. For after all, the trolled, and try to draw success thirteen m illion dollars, biggest in zation on the edge of war again and choice of twenty-eight is a more from the difficult situation of early six years. Thirteen m illion dollars wonder where they’ll strike after reasonable choice than that of married days, ought not to m arry in three months may not be “big eighteen. they ve torn one another’s throats at a ll! But that late m arriage is money,” but “ it is better than be we do sort of worry to see our To live on peaceable terms with different from young marriage, and ing h it on the head w ith a sharp country cut down on its defenses. anyone takes tremendous charac demands a slightly different han now for his lias stone.” Rvf OH HE’P F o R a ffn tN HOW ter and self-contrel, sooner or lat dling, a very decided philosophy IR VIN S. COBB. Ä K in g F r a turc» S y n d ic at« . In a . H A V iH 6 H B T O E iD O H n iC K U S « H - W N U Service. ah P îû T he drvin 6 o r the er. 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