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TH URS., OUT. 8, 1936 The Gold Hill News, Gold Hill. Oregon Page Seven THE CHEERFUL OTOB THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE I t ’s Kw d fo r m t t o s it fcnd knit O r je w op endless J ttm s . I d r e t k e r s it in id le n e s s J u s t v e e v in $ little . Glean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young d re e m *. Yl'C*'* THE FEATHERHEADS I 3V*T H A F M N C P i [ vy S Io »«■ T h b s C U W H tÑ I WAC (Sex M (Sr THROUGH THB M ToR B — I hopc Y o u t i K w ■ n T — n d - ib m / H e * 1? HAS -----A M P I M 6 T Wf MRS. OLDFRISMD tN IfcB S T Ò R S - I HARDL.Y . WOULD HAVE i RECCXfcNrzM P — r HER TH Tb i SHS CHANGED *UCH"f I HAVBM"T SB C M H E K . F or . 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