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Page Six The Gold Hill News, Gold Hill, Oregon T 'lR E S on those midget autos last w ni 1 only four miles during a race . , . Did the Giants pay $21 divi dend on each share of stock last year? . . . Jockey Sonny Work man during his recent suspension improved his time upon the golf links where he is almost as good as he is in the saddle . . . For tune tellers probably ran improve Presidential Straw Votes. their batting averages if they give D O H E M IA N GROVE, CALIF Bob Pastor a high rating for 1937. —Every baby, as I’ve always The Washington Heights youngster is the most improved heavyweight ' heard, is born with a soft spot in of the year. . . . His coaches say > its head, and once in a while that sixteen-year-old Bob Sand- bach, kid brother of the Princeton j there's one who never gets over it, star, wiU be even better than Ken. but grows up and, in presidential I f the president of the Phils had years, goes around taking straw not vetoed the deal at the last min votes on railroad trains in order e Neer T o r t Foot-— W X U Serrta-o. ute a Frenchy Bordagaray-Johnny definitely to find out which ticket Moore swap would have been made will be elected. in May . . . The Giants w ill op He is a kindred spirit to the other erate the Jersey City club as a farm when an International league fellow, who, to settle the whole is franchise is moved to Hagueville sue right now and next season . . . Unless thorough i avoid crowding at bred prices are upped considera 1 the polls in Novem- bly Colonel E . R. Bradley w ill not I ber, offers to bet TA E F IN IT E L Y Bill Terry and take his yearlings to the Saratoga you a cool thousand Mickey Cochrane now are in sales next month. He still is an i that his man beats the midst of what higher class w rit noyed at the low receipts obtained your man, and then, ers might term a crisis. Aside last August . . . Charley Gehrin- before leaving, tries from their spot efforts to keep crip ger and Billy Herman, the game's to borrow five dol- pled and hard luck teams in the two best second basemen, share an | lars from somebody first division they atso are under easily understandable weakness. I so he can get his going tests which may determine Ballplayers say they do not like to laundry out of hock. Having met both whether it is worthwhile for them be slid into with spikes. to continue in basebaU. The U. S. G. A. is sadly per types within the ten Irvin s Cob„ Because each of them won a turbed because of rumors concern days before coming world championship early in his ing four-ball tournaments and the , here and being fearful that both managerial career auction pools which so often make species is going to multiply rapid and so, immediate them more than interesting to the ly during the ensuing three months, ly, was acclaimed performers. These pools—you buy I ’m thinking seriously of taking the as one of the great tickets on teams you think are hot veil until after the campaign ends. est of all time pilots —often are worth fram $1,000 to Politics certainly does breed its i this view may re $3,000. That, so evil-tongued gents ticks. • • • quire a bit of ex snicker, is enough sugar to bring The Little Red School House. plaining. It involves the racketeers in so that they can putting the reverse arrange such "am ateur” golf YZES, in my early days we also * had the little red schoolhouse. on that old “ Don’t matches to suit their own high pur do as I do but as I poses . . Hun school, right there Maybe the reason we liked it then say” bit of philoso in the shadow of Princeton's famed was that it got its red tone from phy by w'hich the Gothic towers, will have five regu the paint on the outside and not youth of the nation lars (Fiterson, McNam ara, Ober, from the teaching staff on the in Terry once was enter Micheau and Shinn) on the Penn side. Likewise, in those unprogressive tained. varsity next faU. . . . Don Lash, Terry possibly was the best first the runner, earns his way through times, we thought the youth of the baseman who ever played the college by mopping up Boots in the land should be taught to cherish game and Cochrane holds similar dormitory at Indiana university the American flag for something high rating among the catchers. . . . Ivy Wilson, the very good besides private hissing purposes. They took over their manager's twenty-four-year-old girl athlete Hopelessly old fashioned, eh, what? jobs while still able to perform in from the Mercury A. C., makes sprightly fashion. They starred in dolls' wigs when not winning 50- The Dictator Business. their own right while their example meter championships. I T LOOKS as though, when the undoubtedly inspired lesser team * battle dust lifts from that dis mates to reach hitherto (and since Landis Irks Scribe tracted country, Spain will have a then) unthought-of heights. dictator, dictators being fashiona- i ble. Now, when they are sorely tried By Talking Golf It seems to be comparatively by an assortment of the ailments easy to make a success of it, too. which inevitably take toll of aging A veteran reporter is very indig Just follow a formula: athletes, things do not add up the Make it a blasphemous violation same. Keibers, Myatts, Leslies and nant because he had to wait fifteen minutes in Boston of the first commandment for any such folk are hired men of average before getting some one to assign you second place. worth, but they simply do not pos All-Star game in sess the spark that makes Terrys Be sure all sentences personally formation f r o m and Cochranes. So, as has been uttered begin with the capital let Judge Landis. It apparent all season, the two man ter “ I ” and end with the pronoun seems that base ! “ m e.” agers immediately are beset by ball’s high commis problems even more vexing than Convince yourself that, in order sioner was spending ever to behold any human being thyroids or sciatica while attempt some time in enter who is your equal in moral and ing to readjust their baseball lives. taining his audience mental stature, you must carry I f the law of averages operated of club owners with about with you a full-length m ir properly there could be some com blithesome c o m ror. pensation for all this. Blood m e n t concerning Never perm it yourself to be pho streams, which formerly had to do his golf scores. tographed in your nightshirt, but double duty while generating both Judge Landis Could it be true base blows and strategy, could be the New York racing commission always in full uniform. On arising, lock the jaws and entirely at the service of deep now has planted dictaphones in thinking. In place of the line drives the betting ring and other gossip clench the fists and leave ’em that which once encouraged their cham juicy sections of local tracks? Or way all day. And—this is very im p o rta n t- pionship ambitions the Tigers and are naughty boys just blaspheming the Giants could be inspired by when they whisper that this cun have a dependable police force and daily strokes of managerial genius. ning device, which was tried out somebody to pick on, preferably somebody without any friends. This, of course, would indicate a last winter by Florida and Don most sublime future but, unfortu Meade, produced a carload of Political Claim-Ails. nately, neither Hoyle nor Hughie worthless chitchat when secreted has much influence with the law of in the Aqueduct jockey room dur C R R IN K IN G JE E M S FARLEY ° announces the Democrats will averages. ing the recent meeting? Both Bill and Mickey are men of There is more than a chance that carry every division of the Union, action. They seem to function best, the Ivy league, which now pro although privately he is said to be mentally as wel’ as physically, tects the more holy colleges from a little bit doubtful of two very while on their feet in the midst of rude beatings in basketball and ; backward counties in Vermont. heated action. Probably a proper baseball, will also provide the same While generously conceding the appreciation of his own muscular smooth gridiron guardianship in central part of Mississippi and the possibilities has inspired each of 1938 , . . Although he is a motor- western end of Kentucky to the these managers as much as it has boat enthusiast, John D. Spreckels, enemy, diffident John Hamilton is inspired his followers. millionaire horse owner from the sure the Republicans will sweep everything else. Undoubtedly this has been true West, believes in keeping aquatic Congressman Lemke, most mod of Terry during the past two years. sports in their proper place. He est of the claimers, is certain he’ll Without attempting to second guess has no liking for the regattas which win in 40 states. Really, he doesn’t a guy who has been trying hard are becoming so popular with the need that many, but 40’s a nice in the midst of severe handicaps regatta committees at too many even number. I f the shy D r. Town most fans are aware that he is Eastern racetracks . . . Another send also should run, he counts on a far better manager when play effort may be made next winter to ! 20,000,000 votes in this country, be ing than when spending an after- put the Cards in Detroit and leave St. Louis as a one-club (American sides clean-cut majorities in Swe noon in the dugout. League variety) town . . . If Joe den, New South Wales and the Is Less opportunity has been pro Louis can score a decisive victory land of Yap. • • • vided for judging Cochrane as a over A1 Ettore there need be little dugout executive. doubt about the Brown Bomber Oxen Versus Onions. Yet it is possible having the proper comeback am X l / ’IT H no aim to set up as a that the future may munition. specialist in human behavior, be even harder on Although he can take the wails I think I ’ve stumbled on a signifi him than on Terry. cant, tim ely discovery. I found in Mickey is an in of disappointed fans as well as he a scientific work this statement: can give his money to Connie tensely n e r v o u s Mack, there is one rift in Tom ' “ Each living growth has to begin type—in some ways Yawkey’s serenity. The owner of in a single microscopic cell. More resembling Ty Cobb the Red (and frequently) Socked . over, every future thing of either who failed as a Boston team has been hearing the animal or vegetable kingdom con manager. A t least whispers of his mates among the ' tains in that first cell a fixed num once during each of magnates. They refer to the youth- j ber of even more infinitesimal bod his best playing ful business man as a “ Sap” and ies called chromosomes. In the ox, years when h e a “ Sucker,” which is rather hard the guinea pig, the man and thè Mickey could release pent Cochrane to take considering all be has done onion, the number is the same in up emotions through for them . . , Fach member of variably.” direct actions he came close to that great Husky crew is a native I contend this natural kinship in just such a breakdown as finally of the state of Washington, is work classification may explain why, in overtook him this season. He also ing his way through college and campaign years, some of us are is excessively irked by players who never handled a racing sweep until ' bellowing oxen, some are docile cannot comport themselves accord his freshman year . . , Winsett, the 1 guinea pigs and most of the rest of ing to his own high athletic stand big outfielder listed for the Dodg us are just plain onions. ards. ers, is a good hitter. That is, he is IR V IN 8. COBB. During one inning at Yankee until the pitchers start throwing © — W N U flo rv ic o . stadium recently I watched him. too close to him. He made six trips from one end of Mormons Made Own Sugar A Finnish vapor bath has been the dugout to the other. He kneeled Cut off from the states and har installed In the Olympic village at in front of the dugout five times. the request of Helsingfors assed by Indians, the Mormons un He sat down and immediately dertook the production of their own The bath was placed on the edge of arose eight times. a lake because the Finns like to sugar. Beet sugar machinery was There you have the question for cool off with a cold plunge after purchased in Liverpool, shipped to the future. Will Cochrane wear the baths . . . Paul Waner of the New Orleans, then up the river himself out of the majors with wor Pirates still uses a bat, now taped Fifty-two ox teams in 1852 finally rying? Will Terry achieve the half its length to keep it from fall tugged the equipment from Leav same results through disgust over ing apart, that he borrowed during enworth to Utah and 500 bushels the essential dumbness of his fel the 1934 AU-Star game in New of beet seed arrived. This was the low men? inception of the beet sugar industry York. of Utah. à Terry and Cochrane Are Facing Crisis in Baseball Jobs Thursday, August 13, 1936 Untie .about; Heart in Puppet Show Envy W atch Your Manner* Is politeness decaying? Don’t perm it that. It w ill develop into sheer brutality. I f you care n great deal for a man as he is, you may be ub'e to refoam him, but be careful. People have to become thor oughly exasperated before they thoroughly punish crime. Religion of most people Is a very good one if they would pay more attention to it. W h at Price Relief Hurling a bad egg has never settled an argument; but hasn't it been a great relief. Some can enter a room Impres sively; and not so many cat’ leave it that way. You must expect to see displays of ignorance a ll the time. Don't let them perturb you. In these days, indeed, the king can do no wrong. He's lucky if he Is allowed to lay a corner stone. Much of one's youth is clouded by a perpetual nagging to break trilling bad habits. Miserable with backache ? Y V / H E N kidney» function bsdly and W you suffer « nagging backache, with d n lin e n , burning, scanty or loo fitqusnl urination «nd gelling up «< night; when you f««l tiled, nervous, all upsst. . . use D oan’s Pills. Doan's «is especially lor poorly working kidneys. M illion s oi boxes are used «very year. They are recom mended the country over. Ash yoer neighbor! D oans P ills \ \ r H A T a wretched and ’ ’ apostate state Is this! To be offended with excellence and to hate a man because we approve him I The condition of the envious man is the most em phatically miserable; he is not only incapable of rejoicing in another's m erit or success, but lives in a world wherein all mankind are in a plot uguinst his quiet, studying their own happiness and advantage. —Addison. Misfortune,s cannot be avoid ed but they muy be sweet ened. Heavy Stuff The neutron, the infinitesimal particle of m atter being used to bomburd the nucleus of the atom in the hope of releasing its ener gy, is so heavy that u thimble ful o f them would weigh about a million tons.—Collier's Weekly. GRIPING out of PERIODIC PAIN P a rin d la d ls t u r h a m '. la n a tu r a l b u t th a a ta b h !n a lia .-k a rlia a . n a w . . r a r k in a . p la n iu a . lh r > .I.L n a p a in ia i w L Y o u r tt.r v M . a q u ilitw iu m . r u u r lia t'I'in a a a . y o u r h e a lth ilM iia n d r r l i a l W h a n t h a p a in be»tna. ta k a t w o K A I .IC O N ta b le ts a n d rv p a a t I f na r aaaary K A l . I t t l . N la U U ia hlv a f r a r llv a . fu m ia nu h a b it, ihw a n o t dta- tu r h th a d iy a a lto n a n d ia c o n te t.-e n t tu c a r r y a ro u n d . 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