THE GOLD HILL NEWS. THURSDAY. MAY 5. 1932
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Young Oliver La Fargo, who wrote
"Laughing Boy," la now In Guatemala,
the country which has the parrot on
Ita stamps. Ur. La Targe, on an ex
pedition backed by Columbia university,
la living In a wild little Indian village,
atndylng the ancient ceremonials. He
bellevee he la far enough away from
civilisation so that the Indian cub -
toma are etill In their native state,
nncolored by contact with the white
man. Hla only outside companion Is
a western Indian, who has been with
him In other places. He acts as a
sort of Uason officer with these other
redaien,
e e e
Since the pipe and tomahawk chiefs
bare disappeared from In front of to
bacco stores, about the only Indians
we have In New York are members
of the Tammany wigwam. The orig
inal Tammany was an ancient and
noted Delaware chief, and his name
meant “The Affable." The first Tam
many society was organised la Phil
adelphia In 1736. In 1786 Tammany
was organised In New York as a na
tional organisation, with thirteen
branches, by William Mooney, a vet
eran of the Revolution. Originally, It
was a patriotic and charitable society,
and the emblem of the New York
branch was the eagle. All except the
New York branch passed out of exist
ence, and the Delaware branch. In
passing, apparently bequeathed New
York Its emblem, which was the tiger.
The New York branch seems to have
decided that charity begins at home,
and turned Ita hand to politics. The
original Tammany was so good a man
that he was supposed to associate with
spirits According to Judge Seabury,
some of hia namesakes still da
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I t was about two o'clock In the
morning when the prominent clubman,
with hla silk hat perched at a rakish
angle, made his entrance. The only
other Inhabitant of the dub at that
hour fortunately happened to be one
of hla good friends. The newcomer
announced be had just seen the most
beautiful woman In the world. The
friend demanded her whereabouts
“Well." said the first, “didn't exact
ly see her. Saw her photograph.
Most beautiful woman In the world."
“Don't believe It," said his friend.
“Where's photograph?"
“Come on. Show you," said the dis
coverer.
• • •
So they left the club, bailed a taxi,
and drove to upper Fifth avenue,
where there was a darkened photog
rapher’s window. There they left the
car and Insisted that the taxi driver
also dismount. Wanted to show him
the most beautiful woman In the
world.
They couldn’t see anything
through the glass, so the first man
lit a match. The second man lit a
match. The taxi driver lit a match.
They all flattened their noses against
the window.
s e e
Down the avenue a bit, the watch
man from a detective agency saw the
flickering lights. He approached rap
Idly, but cautiously.
"What do you guys think you're do
ing?" he Inquired.
“Looking at most beautiful woman
In the world," said the first and sec
ond prominent clubmen In chorus.
“Gotta flashlight?"
The watchman had a flashlight He
threw It on the window. The first and
second prominent clubmen, the taxi
driver and the watchman looked at
the picture of the most beautiful wom
an In the world.
• e s
A block away, a second watchman
saw the beam from the flashlight and
the group of figures He came to In
vestigate. He had a flashlight In a
moment, the first and second promi
nent clubmen, the taxi driver and the
first and second watchmen were look
ing at the picture of the moat beauti
ful woman In the world. Several
blocks away, a policeman saw a flash
light He watched It for a moment
and saw two flashlights He saw a
parked taxi. Loosening hla gun, he
made for the scene. Well, he saw
the picture of the most beautiful
woman In the world.
And so It went. Demonstrating that
there Is no hour at which you can
not draw a crowd In New York.
ALT, moistened with vinegar, will
S remove burnt marks from enamel
saucepuna ..ud dishes. but they should
be soaker In cold soda water for a few
hours first
s e e
When rolling out the last of your
doughnut mixture try rolling In a few
cleaned currants Then cut In small
fancy shapes aud fry In the usual man
ner. The kiddles will like th e m -th e
growu ups, too.
s s e
Do uot take too thick a rind off In
paring potutoes. The heat part of the
potato la near the skin.
• • •
Keep some silver polish powder In
a salt shaker at the sink to remove In
a hurry stains on silver.
( g l by th e A .M .c ie te d Neereoapere)
( W N l! S e rvice!
Autographs and Stamps
Prove Popular Hobbies
H a r t la D re a m F ir s
Owns Ancient Bible
Dallas Texas — Claude Molack
dreamed he was trapped by fire In
hls room her«.
He walked, still
asleep, to a window and leaped to the
street from the second story.
He
suffered slight Injuries.
Ashland. W Is —A Swedish Bible,
printed In Euro|»e 310 years ago and
hauded down from generation to gen
eration In one family. Is now owned
by Peter I'earson. Ashland.
It la
printed In old Scandinavian script.
iH
(y H A N NfWTON
"D O W N
AT
THE
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us, and always as a reflection on one's
personal appearance and as an Im
plication of either carelessness or pov
erty.
It will Interest many of us to know
that as In the case of so many of the
expressions current nowadays on our
Ups and In our literature, the author
of this line is none other than William
Shakespeare.
Its earliest recorded use Is In hls
“King Lear. Act 2, Scene 2, pub
lished in 1605.
<©. n i l . B r i l S y n d ic a te .)— W N U Service.
17 Convicts Escape on
Obliging Freight Train
Cambridge oarsmen sweeping tlifilr shell a half a length ahead of the Oxford crew In their annual mutch,
bridge won by five lengths for the eighth successive time.
Sued
O ver
M o s q u ito e s
Greenville, S. C.—Belton Power
company was named defendant In a
suit for 125,000 damages filed by Mr.
and Mrs. W. E. Gossett, who charged
bites from mosquitoes which grew to
maturity In the defendant’s lake
caused them to contract malaria.
Fun for All the Children
E d it'd by DOROTHY EDMONDS
A NUMBER PICTURE
(T h e re are so ms w erde la this
story whose le tte rs srs very badly
mixed. W hen you have deciphered
them you can reed the etory com
pletely.)
Happy Glmaulln was a boy who
liked taboflol and keyeho, better
than almost anything elae In the
World. Hia mother aald he med-
arde about it as well as played I t
Which Is probably true. He was
out playing the first mentioned one
nfantore, when the boys on the
team decided It was time they
elected a napaclt Happy had not
the slightest Idea which of the
boys be would vote for. for he
Uked them all equally well. The
boy chosen of course would have
to be, not necessarily the beat
repyal bnt rather the finest darele.
“Let’s take the day off," sug
gested Happy, “and decide thia thing
lylrecafu.” The boys all agreed that
this was a wise thing to do. Each
went hla separate way home to
derpno the subject thoroughly. The
next day they gathered on the field
each with a yslryomte look In hls
eye, for each had secretly decided
A MATCH BOX
MEMORANDUM
This Is a way to use all those
match boxes, large ones and small
ones that get thrown away In every
bouse, and also all the good clean
scraps of paper.
It also makes
many a pleasant hour of usefulness
for fingers that want to make every
moment count A little memornn
Physicians tell ns that «os condi
tion Is nearly always preseut when a
child has a digestive upset, a starting
cold or other little ailment. Const),
pal Ion. The Drat step towards rellsl
Is to rid the body of Impure wastes
And for this nothing Is better (has
genuine Castorla I Pastoria ts a purs
vegetable preparation made specially
for bahlea and children. This means
It ts mild and gentle; that « contains
no Aarrh drugs, no narcotics. Yet It
always gets results I You never have
to coax children to take Castorl*.
Heal Uaatorla always bears tba name;
C B V • I o a
It
CANCER RESEARCH
BRINGING RESULTS
HIS phrase Is too well known to
any extended explanation.
T It require
Is heard, seen and used by all of
Cheerio Chapters &
B A B IES a n d
C H IL D R E N
C H IIO R IN
HEEL"
Denver.—Opportunity in the form
of a freight train knocked once for a
gang of prisoners in the county jail
here. It only had to knock once. The
gang bad been put to work along the
railroad tracks, under guard.
The
freight came along and stopped. One
convict dashed toward the train.
Guards caught him.
The train started away. The guards
returned and lined up their prisoners
for a count Seventeen had boarded
the freight and were gone.
Mac/e specially for
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B E VE R A G E S, H O T A N D COLD
THE JUMBLED TALE
Bt. Louis.—Young Men's Christian
association here sought to find the
chief hobby of the local average hoy.
The moat common hobbles— all vlelng
for the lead—Included autograph, ar
rowhead. stamp, old coin and cigar-
hand collections.
Cambridge Pulk Away From Traditional Rival
(© . I t t i . B o ll S y n d ic a te )— W N V Sorvtca.
OW IT STARTE
Says: * ▼
Draw from number one to the highest. taking each number In suc
cession and sea what ploturt la hidden here.
who was to be the tlcpaan of tba 1 • py had seen how the election« of
team.
other things came about and he
“Now the thing to do ts to pass had brought the pencils and paper
around slips and pencils and take with him. He passed them around,
a written vote on ibis thing so one to each one of the boys.
there will be no katsmle about It "Bdyeaal," be said, “write down
and everything will be fair.” Hap- your choice." It had taken Happy
some time to decide whom he
would like to elect, but he had
■ r dum pad on the telephone table,
ncehso finally and was sure hls
on the kitchen shelf, up on the
choice was wise. For a ultmen the
desk, almost anywhere would be
boys were busy writing and then
useful and appreciated. And what
Happy passed hls hat to collect the
a nice Christmas gift or birthday
slips. “Shall I read out the votes?"
gift they would mnke too! No mat
he asked.
ter what the size of your match
"Sure thing," answered the boys.
box, this Is the way you make
And Happy started. First slip
your pad. Take the inside portion
read, “Happy Mulligan because he
that holds the matches, and cut
Is a good scout.” Happy blushed
off the front end as shown In figure
with ssaintenbramer. He had not
two. Take the outside portion and
expected anyone to vote for him
paste over It some fancy colored The next slip rend, “Happy Mul
paper such as the inside of en llgan because he Is fair and
velopes or wrapping paper for holi
square.” Happy could scarcely
day use. or plain paper with a de
conceal hls pleasure. The next slip
sign you draw on It yourself, as
read, "Happy Mulligan because hp
shown In figure one and three. Cut
Is modest and not cldencote." And
then, small strips of clean white
It was Just like that to the very
paper the same width and length
last slip, until he came to hls own
as the box Itself, as many of them
“Hurrah for Hoppy!” the boys
as you need to almost fill the In
all shouted. “He Is elected nmosu
side.
Put the cover of the box.
nnllyu. Hurrah for o jr captain!"
all nicely decoratPd, part way on.
And they rrleead Happy around the
fasten It with some glue so that
field Joyfully.
It was a very de
It will stay Just that way and
lighted and proud Happy who went
there one memorandum box Is home that night.
done.
<<5 I t t t W ootern N*w>r>ar>or U nion )
After-dluner coffee (cafe noir) Is
prepared by using twice the measure of
coffee, or half the amount of water.
Serve In after-dlnuer cups, (deml
Lasse) with or without sugar.
Cafe au L ilt.— Prepare the coffee
and scald tha milk, using Just as much
boiling water as milk. Combine the
two after the coffee Is ready and
serve la hot cups. This la a favorite
breakfast coffee for tha French na
tion. It Is a moat delightful way of
serving coffee when cream Is scarce.
Cocoa.— Mix fonr tshlespoonfuls
each of sugar and cocoa and on»
eighth teaspoonfal of salt Add three-
fourths of a cupful of hot water, slow
ly stirring occasionally. Boll five min
utes. Scald one quart of milk In a
double holler, add the cocoa mixture
and beat two minutes with a wire
egg beater. Add a pinch of clDnamon
or a few drops of vanlla to flavor.
Servfl In tall cups with whlpi>ed cream
or a marshmallow on top. Omit the
vanilla If marshmallows are used.
Mint Punch.— Wash fresh mint, dry
by shaking In a cloth. I ’lck off the
leaves— there should he a quart. Put
them Into a pltchsr and mash with a
wooden pestle until soft. Add freshly
Cam
boiled water to cover the leave«. In
fuse ten minutes well covered, then
strain, and when cool set Into the re
frigerator. When serving add two cup
fuls of grape Juice and enough lemon
Juice to bring out the flavor. Sweeten
with grnnuluted sugar and atlr until
dissolved. Just before serving add a
quart of ginger ale. Turn Into glasses
with chipped Ice and serve.
Dellcla Punch.— Prepare a sirup hy
trailing one cupful of sugar with one-
half cupful of water until It aplns a
thread; pour over tha stiffly beaten
whites of three eggs, heat until fluffy,
add one quart of English breakfast
tea Infusion that has been well chilled;
add this mixture to one quart of lea
cream flavored with lemon, mix care
fully, turn Into a freexer. Serve from
a chiliad punch howl In tall thin
glasses.
( © IM S . W earers N ew spaper V o le s .)
Radio Arouse* Woman;
Save* Family From Ga*
Wollaston,
Mass — The
rsucou4
voice of a radio performer recently
aroused Mrs. Lloyd Gsxel from a dais
caused by gas fumes escnplng from a
defective water heater. She was able
to stagger to the street and summon
a police officer, who rescued her hue-
bund and small daughter.
A d m it* I I
M u rd e rs
Vienna. — Police Investigated the
story of a new "blueheard," Frans
Lelthgoeb, forty-six, a butcher of Lina,
who said he had murdered eleven
women In the past twenty years.
To Circle Globe in 16-Foot Boat
Among the Items of good news for
Ihe American home la a report of
real progress toward the control of
cancer, published by the Woman's
Home Companion.
"It has now been proved," says tha
report, “that as high ns IX) per cent
of those attacked hy this disease can
he saved If diagnosis Is made and
treatment aturted soon enough. The
problem has been Io persuade people
to go to the doctor or to the clinic
and get the truth. Cancer Is peculi
arly a disease about which victims
do not seem to want the truth."
While researchers are striving to
get at the basic cause of cancer, oth
er devoted workers have been carry
ing on a wide campaign to educate
Ihe public that sores which do not
heal, and lumps, unusual discharges
or perslafeut Indigestion ought to be
taken as warning signals.
in one city a special drive brought
to the clinic a great many persoua,
all of whom confessed that they had
been worrying about cancer. Seven
ty-five per rent of them did not have
cancer at all and they went away
convinced and relieved. Of those
who did show symptoms, fully one-
half were curable—because they had
found It out early.
"Results like thia,” says the report,
“show the enormous value of pub
licity when directed to a construc
tive end."
H is to ric T a b le
A table that was used by Andrew
Jackson at hls headquarters near
Naw Orleans In 181ft si tbs time of
the battle of New Orleans, Is now In
ass In the home of J. M. Williams at
Altus, OklA The table was bought
by Williams' great-grandfather, who
was wltb Jackson's army. It Is a
round mahogany table with a mar-
bit top.
F a r Police Degs, M aybe
Virginia's dad was pointing out to
her different things In an old picture
of Camp Knox. At one aide was *
group of small tents which he told
her were “pup terns." She seemed
very much Interested and said;
“ Why dad, were they for the police
dogs In the army?"—-Indlnnapoll*
News.
As W e Should Desire
Let us remember those that want
necessaries as we ourselves should
have desired to he remembered had
It been our sad lot to subsist on
other men’s charily.—Atterbury.
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K IL L S
ANTS
Peterm an's A n t Pood le euro death
to ante. Sprinkle I t shout th e floor,
window elite, ehelree, etc. K fle rtlte
M houre a day. Hate. Cheap. G u a r
anteed. M ore th a n I.StM.MS cane
wild lest year. A t your druflglat's.
P E T E R M A N 'S
J A N T FOOD L
C a lifo rn ia Has 17 ,40 0 Bears
The Inst forest service game census
disclosed that 17,41X1 of Ihe ftO.IXKI
hlnck nnd brown benra In United
Stales forests are In California.
I f a man can'l argne. he'll quarrel.
Closeup of "the three men In a boat," as they shoved off at New York on
their adventurous tour of the world In their little 16-foot boat, which they
hope will cover the 7,<XX)mlle course in six months. The craft Is capable of a
speed of 3ft knots an hour. Left to rig h t: Thomas .1. Hand, of Brooklyn • Robert
L Johnson, of Queens Vlllnge, Long Island; and Roger Miller of Hackett»
town, N. J.
U n a r » iil« ff d Io o a r «
r m oney refu nded« P m )0 m
Molataly harm i«**. w ill aa <h*
Boi make tha Uxi tore.
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