Gold Hill news., April 13, 1901, Image 7

WAS TORTURED
An Indianapolis Woman's Sworn State­
ment of the Way In Which She
Was Saver, ,'’10111 Heath.
From tho Indianapolis N pwh .
Mrs. Mary K. Hum s, of 506 H ia­
w ath a ntroot, Indianapolis, Ind., Is liv­
ing evidence of the wonderful powers
i>t Dr. Williams* Pink I’III m for Palo
People, the rem edy th a t cures w here
nil o th era fall. For year« she e n ­
dured ull th e to rtu re s of Indigestion,
n erv ousness and fem ale weakness, a
com plication o f troubles th a t five phy­
sician s confessed th eir Inability to
cure. H er story Is well w orth the a t­
tention or every woman. Hhe says:
"My Illness com m enced afte r my
first child was born. I was so weak
and nervous th at It seem ed I would
n ev er get strong. For tw elve years
I doctored for fem ale trouble, com­
plicated with nervousness and Indiges­
tion. My stom ach was so weak th a t
for days at a tim e I could eat nothing
but bread and milk. I was also tro u b ­
led with palpitation of th e h eart and
was often so m iserable th a t I could not
lie down. Five doctors prescribed for
me, ami I took many kinds of m edi­
cine w ithout being benefited. One
day I saw Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills
ad vertised In the papers and I de­
ckled to give them a trial. I did so
and had not finished tak in g the first
box when I knew th u t I was getting
b etter.
"You can Im agine the relief I felt
when I found thnt a fte r years of suf­
fering I was being cured. I continued
taking the pills, and the fem ale trouble
en tirely disappeared. l)r. W illiam s’
Plrfk Pills for Pale People did more
for me th an It wan claim ed they would
do. Hlnce 1 tlrHt took th e pills I have
not needed a doctor nor any o th er
m edicine; they have restored my
heulth, stre n g th and happiness.
"MltH MABV K. BURNS.”
Subscribed and sworn to before me
th is 19th day of O ctober, 1900.
GEORGE H. SWAN,
(S eal)
Notary Public.
controls Spooner but him self. lie has
been the ablest and most eloquent de­
fender of the present adinlulatratlon In
the g reat erlsls of the last few years
arid a t the sam e tim e has shown the
most Imlepemb-nee. He threw down
the gauntlet to Senator H anna ami re-
fused to regard the ship subsidy bill as
a p arty m easure.
Spooner Is called the little giant of
debate In the Senate. ID- does not
speak often. H e Is reserved for em er­
gencies ami when I k * speaks there Is a
full Senate to hear him. He has all tin
attrib u te s of the orator, and, coupled
with these, all tin* m ethods of a great
law yer. These com bined m ake him the
most Invulnerable d eb ater In the Sen
ute. H e bus the lire of Tillm an ami the
cultnre of Lodge, the qu iet wit of
Mason and the profundity of Hoar; the
elo<|iien<-e of Depew or F o rak er and the
exactness of statem ent of P latt, of C on­
necticut, or Hale, of Maine. In debate
be com bines all the qualities of all the
other forcible men In the Senate amt
with all these a ttrib u te s he has more
Independence than most of them. The
adm inistration counsels with Spooler,
b at does not alw ays win him to Its
M r s . W a ts o n 's M e s s a g e .
S ho to lls a l l s u f f o rln g w om an h o w a h a w as
c u re d o f O v a ria n In fla m m a tio n b y
A b ill wbcb passed the Knusas Leg
Isluiiiic recently cmicts "T h at the coun­
ty Mupi-rliitcmleuis of the several coun­
ties In the S t a le of K ansas shall re­
ceive the sum of $1 per school per an-
iiiiiii as traveling expenses In visiting
said schools, provided In no case shall
superintendent receive expenses for
s c h o o l n o t visited.” Besides this, he Is
e n t i t l e d to m o n e y expeuded for post­
age, stationery, freight and express.
The trouble with our school system is
(bat there Is too much disposition to
load It with steeples, dom es and cor­
nices, when the foundations are m ani­
festly Insufficient. Tills has long been
th e c a s e .
Nobody bears of appropria­
tions for the Iwlterm ent of the teachers
and children o f the prim ary schools.
T here Is a woeful lack of room for chil­
“ D ear M rs . P ivkham :—W hen I wrote to vou a few months
dren In those grades, am i w henever
ago I had been suffering from inflammation of the ovaries and
there Is any mon-*v to be disposed of
womb for over eighteen months. I had a continual pain and
It Is applied Io the upjM-r end of the
soreness in my back and side. I lielieve my troubles were caused
by overwork and lifting some years ago. Life was a drag to me
system . New O rleans Picayune.
and I felt like givin g up. I had several doctors, but they did me
The question of the short sk irt for
little good. I began to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com­
teachers Is still being occasionally agi­
pound four months ago and am in better health to-day than I
tated. T h e superintendent of t h e New
have been for years. All my pains are gone. Your Vegetable
Haven schools has recom m ended t i n t
Compound has made me well. I recommend it to all suffering
all t h e teachers w ear short skirts the
women.’ —M rs . 8. J. W atson , Hampton, Va.
year around <m the thedry th at the hy­
W h e n t h e r e I s o n e r e m e d y t h a t Is s u r e , a n d
gienic effect will be good. The au th o r­
h u n d re d s o f th o u s a n d s o f w o m e n k n o w fro m e x ­
ities of El Paso, Texas, have gone a
p e r i e n c e is r e l i a b l e , Is i t w i s e t o e x p e r i m e n t w i t h
step farther, ami prohibit teachers from
u n t r i e d a n d c o m p a r a t i v e l y u n k n o w n m e d ic in e s ?
w earing skirts that touch the floor. The
S— f
We have deposited with
subject Is one that seem s scarcely
the National City Bark,
m
easures.
W
hen
th
ere
are
differences
of
Lynn. {5 000. w hich
worth all the attention th a t It has re­
„ i l l be paid to an y per­
of opinion, lie holds to his own.
ceived during the last tw o years.
son w ho can find that the above testim onial
Spooner Is an Indian Ian by birth, but
letter 1» not genuine or w»s published before
In the spelling book and Its proper lias been a resident of W isconsin since
obtainin g the writer'» special permission.
I . V D I * E P lN K H A M M S D I C I M B C O .
use s«*ems to rest the hope of the com ­ 1859. He was educated there, enlisted
I ) r . W l > i n i s ’ P i n k P i l l s f o r P a l e ing generations of spellers.
Yet too In the Union arm y there, carried a mus­
People are sold by all dealers, or will
be sen t postpaid on receipt of price, m any of the spelling hooks now In use, ket in the ranks, and a fte rw a rd s com­
50 cen ts a box, or six boxes for $2.50 though offering to tin* young student a m anded a com pany In a W isconsin regi­
W oes of a W ife .
"I he Key to the S ituation.
(they are never sold In bulk or by the lM*wllderhig variety of words, are m ent; was brevetted m ajo r a t the close
"Oh, th a t I should have m arrie d a
F irst D etective— How did you m an ­
hundred 1, by addressing Dr. W illiam s throw n together on no recognizable
age to discover th e scan d al in th e ir funny m a n !” she wailed.
M edicine Company, H chenectady, N. Y. prlnelpb*, and afford no opportunity to of service ami becam e priv ate ami mili­ fam ily closet?
"W h at is th e m atter, lovely d e a r? ”
tary secretary to G overnor Fairchild.
Second D etective—W ell, you see, I asked h er m ost in tim ate friend.
the pupil to discover a relation be­
H e began his law practice In the Wis­ j had a sxeleton key.—S m a rt Set.
P a s s in g F a re ,
"H e cam e hom e and told me he had
S tre e t car conductors are never tw een bis lesson and Ills own a tta in ­ consin woods, at Hudson, w as elected
a su re way to keep Jelly from g ettin g
beautiful. In fact, they are not even m ents. The aim in some books seem s to the Legislature, and a fte r th at was T O U K N O W W H A T T O U A R E T A K I N G moldy a t th e top, and when I asked
to bi* to Icing In an m any difficult
passing fare.—Philadelphia Record.
vou take Grove’» Tasteless C hill Tonic, him how he said tu rn it upside dow n.”
known only as a prom ising law yer until When
because the formula is plainly printed on every —B oston T rav eler.
words as possible. But the ability to
he
was
elected
to
th
e
U
nited
S
tates
Sen­
bottle
show
ing that it is sim nly Iron and Q ui­
TO C l ’H E A F O L D IN O N E D A T
spell difficult words counts fo r little un­
ate In 1885. He a ttra c te d atten tio n in nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. 50c.
Take Laxative Itromo Quinine Tablet». All
Garfield Tea is an excellent
Sruggista refund the money II It falls to cure. less they are to be used In one's own the S enate as an o ra to r In his eulogy In
The La»t R esort.
medicine to take in the spring:
X. VV. drove'» signature Ison each box. 2 e
cotii|M>sltlon. T here Is no use In a n ­
it produces a healthy action
C
lara—
He
was
h
p
arbroken,
d
esp
er­
memory
of
the
‘
Black
Eagle
of
Illi­
of the liver; it cleanses the
ticipating In the elem entary school the
ate. and ready for an y th in g w hen I
Why Men Fail.
system
and purifies the blood.
nois” when Senator John A. I«ogan rejected him.
Duty very often lingers and perm its w an ts of the man of forty. It ne«*d not
died.
T
h
at
eulogy
stam
ped
Spooner
as
R estoring a M e d ie v a l C astle.
Maude— W h at did be do?
curiosity to get th e re ahead of It.— cause a shudder If th e pupil should he
At H ohkoninsburg, in Alsace, th e
C lara—He said he w as going to see
Chicago Dally News.
unable to spell more tlinn’a sm all fra c ­ one of the men of ra re eloquence In the
rem ain s of an early m edieval c a stle
you.
tion of the less-used technical and diffi­ Am erican Congress, and he has not dis­
is to be resto red by th e k a ise r a fte r
It- - e < l t h e It« - ,I I I i . ij o f I l H u f e r !
ap
p
o
in
ts!
his
adm
irers
since,
w
hether
th e m an n er in which P ierrefo n d s w as
Rod pimple», blotch,-», bolt», »orc« sre danger cult term s of science. T hese m ay bide he spoke from the heart deep sen ti­
QflECONffLOOOpUfll/IER
signals «1 torpid llu-r, | „boned blood. «'»«- th eir time. The pupil cannot In any
re b u ilt by th e a rc h ite c t V iollet le Due
caret» Candy Cathartic Mill save you. All case m aster them all. W hat Is Im port­ m ents or took up the grave and in tri­
for th e E m p ress Eugenie.
driiggisl» 10c,2Sc, 60c.
ant Is, th at In* form the habit of sj>ell- cate discussion of constitutional rig h ts
Com position of S w eetbreads.
T h e B e s t P r e s c r i p t i o n f o r M a la r ia
A F o re h a n d e d L o v e r.
or International law. He has n eith er
E lsie (aged 3)— M amma, I w ant to Chills
Ing
accurately
Hie
w
ords
th
a
t
belong
and Fever is a bottle of Grove’» T asteless
* S h an 't we elope, G eorge?"
the com m anding presence nor the full ask you a serious question.
C hill Tonic. It is sim ply iron and q uinine in
"Yes, If you think It will please your to his range of thought, and th n t he volum e of voice given to o th er men who
M
am
m
a—W
ell,
w
hat
Is
it,
d
ear?
a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c.
fath er. Financially I'm not prepared continue the process when he ad ­
Elsie— A re th e sw eetb read s m ade of
Little A lice's D escription.
vances to the higher studies. To the m easure words w ith him In debate, but loaf su g ar?
to get him down on m e.”
L ittle 3-year-old Alice stood w atch ­
objis-tion th at m any pupils who leave his speech com m ands by reason of the ,
ing h er m o th er baking pancakes. A fter
S lo p » th o C o u g h a n d
school early often assum e responsible g reat thoughts clothed In graceful lan ­
M o t h e r s w ill f in d M rs . W in s l o w ’s S o o t h ­ a few m o m en ts’ silen t o b serv atio n sh e
W ork» O ft th o C o ld .
guage.
the
sound
logic,
and
the
know
l­
in
g
S
y
r
u
p
th
e
b
e
s
t
r
e
m
e
d
y
to
u
s
e
t
o
r
t
h
e
i
r
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet» cure a cold in positions In later life, and hence ought
said :
“P u t on back, tu rn o v er on
c h il d r e n d u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d .
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 26 cents.
to learn the spelling of unsual w ords edge of law at his com m and.
stom ach, th en e a t.”
In school, the answ er Is easy. No such
The Fiances.
The Meaning in a Squeak.
O ffice B o y to V ic e P r e s id e n t .
She—W hat did papa say when you prophetic met Inal Is possible. T he exi
P i s o ’s C u r e f o r C o n s u m p t i o n is a n i n f a l ­
Gus de Sm ith—T hose new boots of
T w enty-tw o years ago W illiam II. yours squeak aw fully; p erh ap s th ey lib le m e d ic in e f o r c o u g h s a n d c o l d s . — N .
asked him, B ertie?
gencles of life are fa r too varied to en ­
W. S a m v e l . O c e a n G r o v e . N . J . , F e b . 17,
B ertie—He said : "T his Is so sud- able the schools to foresee them nil.— M cIntyre, then a boy of 14 years, was a in 't paid for yet?
1900.
d e n !"— Puck.
atten
d
in
g
the
public
school
a
t
Irv
in
g
­
Joh
n
n
y
—T
h
a
t's
all
nonsense.
If
W illiam E. Mend, In E ducational Re­
th
e
re
is
an
y
th
in
g
in
th
a
t,
why
d
o
n
't
ton,
N.“
Y.
Be-
Knew the Sort.
view.
cause he w as a my coat, and v est, and my tr o u s e r s ,! E lea n o r’s M other— You do E lea n o r a
The true teacher Is not chiefly con
m anly,
s tra ig h t­ and my h at squeak, too?—E xchange.! g re a t Injustice, m y d ear. She is n o t
cerned about his salary. This Is an im­
idle, only delicate. She h as no p ow er
forw ard boy he E I T Q Permanent!? Cui
. __ __________ of endurance.
p o rtan t Item in his list of necessities,
a ttra c te d th e a t­ ■ I I O after finit Jay’» u»rof Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
E lean o r's F a th e r—H um ph! I know
Reotowr. heiul lor FK BK $ 2 - 0 0 trial hottleand treat*
ami he Is not likely to receive too much
tention
of
the is«. D r . R. II K link . Ltd . V3I Arch S t . Philadelphia. Pa. all ab out h er pow er of en durance. I t’s
School
“ 1 h a v e u s e d y o u r v a l u a b l e C A M ’A* of It, If he Is a true teacher.
th e kind t h a t’ll let h er dance all n ig h t
m anager
of a
It W ouldn’t Do.
KICTN and And them pel fe c i. Couidn t do directors are not given to extravagance
in shoes tw o sizes too sm all for her,
great New York
w ithout them I have used them for»om e tune
Baron
M
unchausen
had
ju
s
t
w
rit­
of this kind. But salary Is not the most
and m ake h er too tired th e n ex t day
for ind geatmn and bibouHiie»» und am now com
Insurance
com­
ten
a
le
tte
r
to
a
friend.
p .etcly cured. Recom m end them t o e ie r y one
ImiHirtant thing In a teacher's life. It
He closed with a flourish, "yours to d u st th e p arlo r.—New York W orld.
pany, w ho w as
Once tried, you will never oe without them In
Is
more
Im
portant
th
at
lie
be
consclen-
the fam ily.’’ Eutr. A M i n i , Albany, N. Y.
IT. : M INTV RE. living at Irving- tru ly ,” and signed his nam e.
llous In Ills work. T he teacher who ton. H e offered young M cIn ty re n Job 1 Then, with a m elancholy sm ile, he
CANDY
puts Ills conscience In his work will suc­ as erran d boy In bis office. It w as erased th e word "tru ly .”
/
* KN0W THE VALUE OF
“It would only move him to derisive
C A T H A R T IC
ceed where others fall. If In no other prom ptly accepted, and his w ork was
way he will succeed In being at peace done so well th a t It was noticed by the ( lau g h ter,” he said.—Chicago T ribune.
with him self. The painstaking, con­ P resid en t of the com pany, who soon Your Guide and Guard Is the famous Oregon Blood
scientious teacher Is ap t to give each m ade the youth his personal m essenger. Purifier, tested and true. Use it now.
R fO IV T V W K O
TRA O f I
plipll the attention which he deserves, In a few years, a fte r M cIntyre had i
Aluminum Bridges for C avalry.
ami so secure for each one the best studied shorthand outside of business , T he A ustro-H ungary w ar office h as
fru its of tils toll. He will necessarily hours, he becam e priv ate and con­ recently tried w ith success b rid g es of
PleaRAnt. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do m ake eaeli scholar feci bis Interest In fidential secretary to the
P resident. ) alum inum for cavalry. T hey are th e
Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c.
him, which will Inspire n pupil to do Ills T hree years ago he was again p ro m o -! invention of C aptains de Vaux and de
OILED CLOTHING
...
C U R E C O N S T IP A T I O N . ...
best. To get each pupil to know his ted to the position of assista n t secre­ Vail, and are easily carried on w agons.
IT W ILL
S te rlin g lls n e d v ( m s p a s t. C b tra f« , Jl nr» t re a l. Aaw T e r t . 391
K
E
E
P
YOU D R Y
own
w
eakness
and
to
rem
edy
it;
to
N i l .T f l - H A P Soul and iruuranteed by ail drug-
tary of the great com pany. D uring the J
IN THE
i
H U" I U • I lliM tfltte to < I IT. F Tobacco Habit
bring each pupil to the point of doing next y e a r his friend, th e P resident, I
WETTEST WEATHER
bis best; to enlist every energy of the died, and am ong the changes which
LOOK FOR ABOVE TPADE HABIL
child In the tasks to be done—this Is followed his death w as one w hich put ’
ON SALE EVERYWHERE
work which has no money valuation. M cIntyre, at the age of 3(1, into the |
CATALOGUES FREE
E0EGARHENT3 ANDHATA
The true teacher cannot m easure the chair of Vice P resident of the com pany,
A.J.TOWER CO.. BOSTON. MASS. M
am ount of his work by the size of his a position which increases his responsi­
salary, but will do w h atev er Is neces­ bilities and Ills salary alm ost equally.
1 r best tim e to cure Catarrh,
sary, and as long as It Is necessary for
I
Bronchitis «nd Consumption.
0
IliU !
success. H e who gauges the am ount
S c a re d th e T o o th a c h e O u t o f H im .
Our remedy is guaranteed, >1.
P. O. B o x H 73.
of Ills labor by the size of tils salary Is
A novel cure for the toothache was
a m ere hireling, and unw orthy of a Inadvertently applied by I)r. Pnrm er-
place In the ranks of true teachers, A tler at T rem ont, N. Y. A man, suffer­
,
In all unoccupied territory, for the
high ideal, and conscientious work are ing from a raging tooth, called at the
Best Wheel» on Earth, the 1901
essential to every one who Is w orthy of d en tist’s house nt night, forgot to ring
being called a teacher.—Am erican J o u r­ th e bell, found the o u ter door open, en­
ter the hall, unintentionally stepped on
nal df Education.
a b u rg lar alarm anil th u s brought the
which is, send us
d
en tist to the dark hall w ith a pistol In
S
E
N
A
T
E
’S
L
IT
T
L
E
G
IA
N
T.
AND
your address, and
his hand. The dentist th reaten ed to
Whr
MCYCLO
BICYLLO
S p o o n e r o f W is c o n s in R a id t o B e a P r e s *
shoot and the visitor w as so terrified
(d e n tln l P o a a itillity .
$40
$ 2 0 - $ 2 5 * $3C
th a t the nche departed from his ch a t­
The eyes of some of the political terin g teeth.
FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO.,
prophets nt W ashington nre on Senator
G u e s t , b u t N o t a ( 'n » t o n i ( * r .
I 0 B - I I I Sixth Street
PORTLAND, Ore. John C. Spooner, of W isconsin. They
S
treet—Hullo!
Are you a guest here?
Which 1», tell you tree how to make money fast
think he Is good presidential tim ber
in the present great Pacific Coast petroleum
Springtim e Resolutions
B
ent—I
am
,
but
the
hotelkeeper
oil boom Write im m ediately to Bankers and
and has an excellent chance of being
Brokers Oil Co.; J. W. Hei-ner A C ., financial
th
in
k
s
I
nm
n
custom
er.—Indianapolis
J nom inated In 1IX)4. Spooner Is an In­
TAKE
agents, 215 Conimcrc a) Block, Portland, Ore.
THE
Press.
Special agents wanted in every town.
teresting figure. He Is sm all of stature,
Fare relict from liquor, opium »m l tobacco
quick and flery In debate and one of the
One of the funniest things In the
N o, 1 » — 10O1
hábil». Semi for particular» to
I m ost Independent men In the Senate, world Is to see n wom an going to the
H E N w r i t i n g to a d v e r tis e r s p i« ,
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r .
Keclsy Instituto, 314 Sixth St„ Portland. Cr. 1 says a Washington writer. Nobody t r a i n who is not running.
LVDFÄ
REWARD
Biliousness
ta »
SEAFARING MEN
T03E
ANO
Good. Live Agents Wanted
W. H. SMITH S CO., Buffalo, N. Y.
YOU DO
YOUR PART
WELL
DO OURS
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W