Gold Hill news., April 21, 1900, Image 7

H is A m b itio n .
▼ leilin of Strata*?.
Minister— Well, Johnnie, what do,1
Wife— George, are you going to the
yon propose to make of yourself when
T o I n s u lt A n o t h e r W o m a n In a H u r t, elub tonight?
Iluaband— Yes, my love. I really yon grow up to l>e a man?
E ffe c tiv e W a y .
Johnnie (thoughtfully)— W ell, I
“It takes a woman to Insult another don’t care to go, but it is an important
don’t
know snre. hut I have been think­
woman,** casually remarked the man nu eting, and it would hardly do for
ing lately that 1 should like to l>e a
with a flower In Ills coat, "and I don’t me to absent myself.
“ What tim e do you expect to return dog-catcher.— Homerville Journal.
mean to Insult the sex by saying It,
either. It Is simple fuel.” “Ob, very home?”
C a rter’s Ink*
“ By 11 o ’clock at the latest.”
well," assented Ills listener. “Blit what
Good ink Is a necessity for gootl writing.
There Is more disability and
“ W ell, on your way just stop for me Carter's 1» the best. Costs no more than
do yon call It heshle ‘simple fact’ when
helplessness from
at the Woman’s Twentieth Century poor ink.
you
make
such
a
sweeping
charge?”
R e m e d ie s
club,
on
Keener
street;
I’ll
l»e
sure
to
I “ Well, for instance," aald this man
If men were as anxious to lie worthy
LUMBAGO
I with a flower lit Ills coat, “I was at a wait for yon .” — Kicbmond Dispatch. of position as they are to gain it, the
than any other muscnlar ali­
reception the other afternoou, where a
world would have more great men.
ment, hilt
T h e M e e r e ts « f P l a n e t s R e v e a l e d .
young woman, a local artist,
T iia im m en se telesco p e w hich is now in
HOW ** T U I S .
F o r disorders o f th e pretty
was bidden to sing. Hbe happened to p rocess o f co n stru ct ion is ex p ected to bring
fem inine o rg a n a h a v e »Is« suffering from a bad cold, hut rattier the moon within a m ile's e y e sig h t o f th is Wa offer One H nndred Dollars Reward for any
w orld, an d to reveal th e secrete o f all p la n ­ ease of Catarrh that van not be cured by Hall a-
gained th e ir groat renown j than disappoint the hostess, who de­ ets.
It m av ca u se as great a ch a n g e in the C a ta rrh tu re.^ EJ(Ey & rQ Prop, Toledo, 0.
has foond ft the easiest and
o rld 's th o u g h t as H o stetter's S tom ach
and enormous sals b o - pended on her voice for entertaining w Bitter*
We the u n d e r lin e d , huve known F. J. Cheney
promptest to cure of any
d o es in th e p h y sic a l c o n d itio n o f
the guests, she began bravely a well-
for
th
e
oast
15
years,
and
lielieve
him
perfectly
form of
oauso o f the perm anent 1 kuown German song, which she does sufferers from d y sp e p sia , c o n s li,a itio n , houo-abk in all butln ss transaction , and fin­
liver or kidney trou b les. T h e B itters
able to carry out any obllgr Uons mads
good they have done and i (usually remarkably well. And then 1 stren g th en th e en tire sy ste m , and a lso pre­ ancially
LAME BACK
by tnelr firm. wxst A Tarxx.
a re doing fo r the women 1 was an eyew itness to a scene that llliis- v en ts m alaria, fever and agu e. Try it.
Wholesale Drusrlats,Toledo, r.
W aldimo , Kiswas ii Marvin,
: trates my ‘sweeping charge.’ Heated
Let us help the fallen, still, though
O/f thia oountry.
V, nolerale D rug-lets, Toledo, O.
I directly In front of the singer were two they never pay rs, ami let us lend,
Call'sCatarrhCure 1st k en .n : rnally,acting
f.lrectly on the blood and m cons surfaces ot '
ladles who disdained the art that hat*
I f a ll ailing o r a u ffa r­ | lteen fostered In a rival clique, and who without exacting the usury of grati­ the syst- m. Hr! e Tic per bo' lie. bo»d by at.
drug: tsts. Testlm onl Is free.
ing women oould be made i were determined to let their victim see tude.
¿all s Family R l.l- r tli best.
how
(b*splseil
ahe
wan,
bow
bad
her
ANOTHER
FAST
TRAIN.
io understand how ab­
Although a great portion of the turf
voice, how crude her method; at least
from personal taste and hereditary in ­
s o lu t e ly tr u e a r e th e i ; this
wns all written on their counten-
The Rio Grande Western Railway*
atatementa about Lydia C. 1 auces, us I saw them. The lady who "The Great Kait I»»ke Route,” has re­ stincts, the late duke of Westminster Cigar manufacturers at Tampa,
was never in the ordinary sense a sport­
P ln k h a m 'a V e g e ta b le knew It all signaled the lady who sumed its fast train services to the East, ing peer.
Florida, w ill establish a factory, at
that she knew tt all by making the run from Portland to Chi­
which cigar boxes will fie manu-
Compound, th e ir s u ffe r­ knew
lay­
pushing out a Boston boot and cago in three days and a half.
He who shall introduce into public factured.
ings would end,
1 touching the other's foot, ludescrlha-, over is necessary, and only one change affairs the principles of primitive
___ . Pile's
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.
mp
I am sure
Cure _ for Consumption
bit* weariness lifted the eyebrow of the of cars is made. Those who desire it : Christianity w ill revolutionize the saved niv life th ree years ago.-
igo.— -M
Mas.
as. T hos .
M n . Plnkham oounaela lady who knew It all, and the lady who have the privilege, however, of a day­ world.
R obbins , Maple Street, Norwich, N.Y.,
Feb. 17, 1900
women fr e e o f o h a r g e . knew that sin* knew It all leaned for- light stopover either at Salt Lake City
or Denver. Three daily express trains
i
ward,
resting
her
chin
In
her
glove,
as
The American Flint Glaus Workers’
H e r a d d r e s s la L y n n ,
though unable to bold herself erect an are run, leaving Ogden. Utah, at 7:15
Union
w ill establish a co-operative
d a t a . T h e a d v lo e s h e ■ instant longer. And still tin* song went a. m., and 1:15 and 7 p m. The morn­
factory in the Indiana Gas Belt, to
g iv e s la p r a o t lo a l a n d | on! And still the ladles rustled anti ing train carries a through standard
make prescription ware.
to Chicago, via the Burlington
honest. You o a n w r it e twisted, fastening their gaze blankly on sleeper
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
the singer, but at last the latly who Route, ami the night train one via the
ing Kyrup the best remedy to use for the’r
fre e ly to her; ahe le a w o- knew
that she knew It all perceived her Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Kail» If you h a v en 't a regular, healthy m ovem ent o f th e children during the teething period.
Insult was not taking effect, and there- way. The tourist sleepers and chair bowel» ev ery day, you re tick, or will be Keep your
bowel» open, and be w ell io r c e . in th e shape o f
A Boston physician asserts that nine-
1 upon she arose, bidding her hostess car« run daily as formerly through v io len t physic or pill poison, is danaeron». * he
sm ooth est, ea siest, m ost i»erfect way o f se ep in g the tenths of the cases of diptheria are
T a k rn l.ltw r a lly .
from
Portland
to
Denver.
Twice
a
good-by In the middle of the last verse
bow els clea r and clean is to take
traceable to defective drainage and im ­
It wa » only pluyfnlly that *h« r«- with a great flourish.'’ "Anti you think week tourist excursion cars are run
(erred to her htiabaixl an “ a regular this Is a nice thing to relate,” cried a through from Portland to Boston. All
perfect ventilation.
CANOY
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heathen." hut it ia always w ell to label woman, who, happily for her, dtiesn’t trains carry dining cars, making the
C A T H A R T IC
T ested a n d T r u e . Try t h is S p rin g
auch remark« when made in the pres­ know a note of music.” “No,” said the trip across the continent, via "The
f l M ^ B L ° ° DP uRl.F,ER,
ence of children.
'man, calmly, “hut was It nice of your Great Kait Lake Route." most desira­
The little one who overheard thia re­ sex to try to upset a fellow-creature, ble. The Rio Grande Western Railway
T H A O S M A S H H S O O TSH SD
mark trotted away to Kunday school by letting her see how distasteful she is the only road running thiough Salt
There is a transcendent power in e x ­
immediately thereafter, and in some was, not bet-nuse she couldn't sing, but Lake City, and with its connections—
ample.
W e reform others, uncon­
the Denver & Rio Grande and the Col­
way the subject of attendance at
sciously, when we walk uprightly.
¡because here came a chance to pay off
church came up in the d ees that day. stunt» ol<l scores? Yes, I persist In say­ orado Midland—takes the passenger
P le a sa n t. P a la ta b le. P oten t. Tr «te Good Do Good.
If thou,daily offend, daily repent; if
“ My papa doesn’t go," volunteered
through the famous Rocky mountain N ev er Sicken. W eaken, or Gripe. 10c.
aOc W rite
ing that It takes a woman to Insult an­
for free sam ple, and booklet on h ea lth . A ddress
tw ice, thrice, an hundred, an hundred
scenery of Colorado.
the little one.
S t . r l l » , I m O j I w f u ; , CSt»e»e. S » » tr » » l, Sew T e r t X » «
other woman. I should never have
n
thousand tim es, tw ice, thrice, an hnn-
For rates and all other information,
"No?" returned the teacher inquir­
dreametl of going out In the middle of
thonsand times repent.
addresa
J.
D.
MANSFIELD,
ingly.
General Agent,
"Oh. no. lle'a a heathen, •you it song given at a private drawing-room,
no matter how much I hated the man
253 Washington St.,
know ."—Chicago Post.
who was singing It." “ Perhaps not;
r f i i t c h M .
Portland, Oregon.
¡blit doubtless the latly was faint. 111, a
MHAKK IN T O Y O U R SHOKS
wreck, ami emotion was not gootl for
Gen. Miles keeps up his gotsi horse­
Allen's Foot -E a se. a p ow der for th e feet h er. That Is the most charitable light manship by constant practice. \ \ her-
I t cure« (lain fu l, sw o lle n , sm art iiig , tiers |
u n i feet, s l i d in sta n tly ta k es th e s lin g out In which to look at any such breach of ever he may be or whatever the weath­
o f corns and bu n ion «. Il's th e greatest g o o tl m illin e r s .” — Boston II era II.
er, a morning never passes but he
Are the best that can be made. Nothing
com fort d isco v ery o f th e age A llen'« F oot- i
i
takes
a
brisk
ride.
is or can be superior to a Mitchell Wagon,
E ase m ak es lig h t or new sh o es feel ea sy . !
C u r in g a C o ld .
It is a certain cure for In g ro w in g N a ils, I
because it is made of the best material
Mr. Blifkius bad a cold.
sw ea tin g , ca llo u s and h o t. tired, a ch in g
The tonic qualities of sea air are at­
by experienced workmen—which, cou­
It settled in his head.
feet
We have over 30<*XI testim o n ia l« j
tributed by a French chem ist to a third I
T rv it tx liiy . Bold by all d ru g g ists and
pled with 65 years’ experience in build­
Always hits tile weakest spot,”
of a grain of salt per cubic yard and a
sh o e stores. Uv m ail for 25c. in sta m p s
Funny friends all said.
ing
wagons, during which time the man­
trace of iodine that he found by analysis
T rial p ackage H IK E . A d d ress, A llen 8.
Jr. Blifkius coughed and wheezed
Mr.
ufacturers
have had but one aim, and
O lm sted , Le R oy, N . Y.
to he present.
Shivered, sneezed, and shook,
that
to
produce
the best possible to build,
Listened to his friends’ advice-*
One thousand bricks made by ma
is a guarantee of quality. If you buy a Mitchell Wagon, you get the best that can be
The calamander tree of Ceylon, a l­
This is what he took:
chine take 18.6 minutes, instead of two
lied to the ebony family, and represent­
made. AGENTS EVERYWHERE.—If none in your vacinity, we will sel. to
B<>x of unti-kauinia.
hours and four minutes when made b / I
ed by only 90 specimens, is credited
Douched his nose with brine.
you direct. Send for circulars.
with the very rarest wood
The tree
hand.
Mustard plaster on his idlest
is carefully protected._________________
Camphor balls,
Quinine,
Bottle Dr. Killeui’r Cure^
P O R T L A N D D IR E C T O R Y .
PO RTLAND, ORECON.
f *
Onion
stew,
b
Branches at Spokane, Seattle, Salem , M cM innville,
Home squills,
I' . i t r . nik I W i r e VV o r i l i .
liosrhuiiud tablets,
Medford and La Grande.
Licorice,
•»
PO H T I.ANI» WIHK .1 IHON W O RK S: WIUK
Mention this paper.
k n i t i r m i f e n c in g ; o ffice r a illa it, e tc . sat A bler.
Anti-febrine pills,
l ’orous plaster ou bis back,
Vt «<■ a t iie r y m u l r»„p»»l I««.
Spirits frunienti,
'v la k e s th e B E S T P U M P S for I R R I G A T I O N a n d
Menthol inhalation tube.
R E C L A M A T IO N . M IN E D R A IN A G E . C apa­
CAVVHTON A P O .: K SG ISW S, HOILKRS, MA-
Ginger,
e t n n e r y . sa p p ile » th-âe H r s t S t ., P o rtla n d ,O r.
cities
fro m o n e g a llo n to 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 g a llo n s per m in u te .
Bock and rye.
fit?
Bottle of cough syrup,
They
also 171) A fill TW O STAM P MILLS,
JOHN POOLE. P ortland , O rkooh .
build the
I x t l l J l l l l Cement Gravel M i II b , and the
Whisky—just a sip.
r a i l give you the best bargains in general
machinery, engines, boilers, tank.«, pumps,
Celebrated
D rakr A malgamator .
Mutton tallow ou his neck.
plnns. belts and windmills. The new
Special Machinery for CAPE NOME. Send ior Catalogue.
Box of anti grip,
steel I X L windmill, sold by hint, is un­
Vapor bath.
KROGH MAH’G CO. B r a n c h ? * !» * * 1 3 « M ain
Francisco
equalled.
Electric shocks,
(
Brandy,
An E xcellen t Combination.
Cure for croup,
»
Emulsion of cod liver oil
The pleasant method and beneficial
M A N U F A C T U R E R » OF
Ugh!
effects of the w ell known remedy,
Home strong beef soup.
B tkup of F igs , manufactured by the
New Double Cylinder Farm Loco­
Every remedy they urged
C àlifoknia F io S ybui * Co., illustrate
a
motives end Trashing Machinery. pb
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa­
Mr. Blifkins tried;
Write
tor
Catslogue.
tive principles of plants known to be
Now they say they cured the cola.
3 2 0 B. Y a m h ill B t„ P O R T L A N D , O R,
medicinally laxative and presenting
But Mr. Blifkins died.
De
alzer tlonls«e«»rn
T k l« M W ,s s rllM t.e o ra wUlrsvsto*
[Meution this paper.)
them in the form most refreshing to the —Baltimore American.
(ra w ing, yielding In
IS
W. In Minnesota. 400hn*. p«r nor«.
taste and acceptable to the system. It
R
E
A
R
E
D
RIG FO U R OATS
M A C H IN E R Y , all kinds
is the one perfect strengthening laxa­
L i t t l e W i l l i e a n d H ia te r G r a c e
yield« 250 bu«. p«r scr«, and ym
tive, cleansing the system effectually, They cut pa’s trousers down for me; I
•«■ in*» shat t
IS
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f
:C
orn
...T A T U M A B O W E N ...
ftPELTZ
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
don't get uothiu’ new;
SO bo*, per «ere. O rente«» grain
FORTLANO OR.
gently yet promptly and enabling one I have to wear his old coats out, his old 28 ta 38 First Sirkat
upremely
an d b «vr >od thl««Id» ofti»« «tars! I
B ARI.EY, BEARRLKM,
to overcome habitual constipation per­
suspenders, too!
yields I'/l bu«. In S .Y . M*ond«rft»U
reat
manently. Its perfect freedom from His hats and shoes don’t fit me, but 1
K A P E 8 3 c . ATO M
1
Give« rich, green food for enttla, I
every objectionable quality and sub­
s’pose
they
will
some
day,
■beep, awlna, poultry, e u , «»25«. 1
o
n
ic
P«c ' \ r . o H
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
« io n . W« sell nine ten ihs o f tba |
in d o r s e d b y H v
liver and bowels, w ithout weakening And then they’ll come to me instead of
Rape seed used la tbe C.8.
bein’
thrown
away!
BROXCS INERXrs ,
or irritating them, make it the ideal
Gr»ate<t gra«» on n r t h . GrvW* to I
parfaetloo In America sreryw lsrs. |
|d ,4 ie * l F a e v O y
lft
vo.
pi*
Salzer warrants it I
CURE YOURSELF 1
In the process of manufacturing figs My sister Grace is twenty-two
T H E M ILLION DOLL AB
line B i g « for unnatural
And she can sing and play.
are used, as they are pleasant to the
CCRKfl
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t
A
p otato!* the ■<■•» talked of pa-
dincharg”B,inflH m niationi,
teto on earth, and Falser 81s I
teste, but the medicinal qualities of the And what she wears is always new—
irritations or ulcerations
W
celt a | both w ill make yon rich. I
of m u c o u s membranes.
remedy are obtained from senna and
Not stuff that’s thrown away!
. not tu »tricture.
Largest grower of Potatoes and
■ Prévost«
r r . . . QV. Coot»«ion.
...........
Rainie»», and not a»trin-
Farm Seeds In tbs world.
other aromatic plants, by a method She puts on style, I tell you what I
I thi E vags C hemical C o . F,n t O1,
V E G E T A B L E SEEDS
known to the C alifornia F io S yrup
She dresses out of sight;
“
—| Mold b y D r n n la ta ,
i Largest, choicest list In ZJ. 5. 1
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial She’s proud and haughty and she’s got
'o r »ent in plain wrapper,
| Onion Seed. Wo. lb. Everything
by cipree«, prepaid, for
warranted to grow. 35 pkg»
effects and to avoid Imitations, please
A beau most every night.
St .00, or 3 bottle». F2.73.
Host vegetables, postpaid. | i 00.
Has 5h»à fh«
remember the full name of the Company
Circular »ent on requeat.
,
. F O R 10 c. ST A M P S
Tejf
of
printed on the front of every package. I never get new things to wear; I’m just
and
thia
notice« >• » a l l great Saed
C .X
Catalog and lOpbgs Farm Read Novelties.
C A L I F O R N I A F IG S Y R U P C O .
3 5 Y c a q Experten«
a boy, you see,
Catalog alone. So. postage.
And any old thing’s good enough to doc­
■AN FRANCISCO. CAL.
ohn alzer eed o
I ^ S a b y Î ’ b * « la ta . - V X
r bottle.
tor up for me!
For Oonorrh.ea end tlleet »et Pabirt’« Oka»■ Specific. I»
Most everything that I’ve got on one day I» the ORLY medicine which will cure each and e»eiy
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L A C R O S S E W IS .
raw. NO CASE known it has ever failed to cure, no
lr I ceive
BICKFOR . Washington, 0 C.. they w ill re-
belonged to pa—
matter how eerlou» or of how ion» etandlny. Reaulte
I
quick
replies.
B.
5th
N.
H.
Vols.
Staff
lte u»e will aethnlah you. It la abaolntely nafe,
Wh?n sister’s through with her tine from
prevents «tilcture, and ran he taken without Ineonve-
2Mth Corps. Prosecuting claim s since 1878.
^ r P /u ttà e r i^ -^
C U A R A N ’ EE D
alence and detention front bueineea. PRICE. S3 no For
things she hands 'em up to ma!
with no fee unie«« suc­
•ale by all reliable driipiriate, or »ent prepaid by ezpreaa
<©8<G0HBip0l)PUWfi(R. —Chicago Tlmes-Herald.
cessful. Patent advertised
p'aln.y wrapped, on.recent of ^ e e j j y ^ _
TAKES A WOMAN
The
P lnkham
A KNOCK OUT J
St. Jacobs Oil:
No
BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
MITCHELL, LEW IS & STAVERCO.
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BUFFALO PITTS CO.
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eat Cough Syrup. Taste» Good. Uee
In tim e. Sold hy dniqgl»!*.
P osh blBttea In t h e S o u t h .
If our Southern States nloue were ns
densely settled ns Germany they would
have a population of over 190,000,000.
Nature occasionally performs mira­
cles for the purpose of demonstrating
the possibility of the Impossible.
Circular mailed on n e u w t
SURE CURE FOR PILES"
ITCHING Pilo» produce tnoleture and cauee itching.
Till» form , a« w ell a» Blind. B le e d li« or Protruding
Pile« are cured by D r.B octan k o's P i l e R em ed y.
Itopa Itching and bleeding. Absorb» tumor». 50c a
lar atdruggU U or «ent liy mnll. Treat!»« free. Write
aie about Jour caaa. PH. B U SA N SO , P hi lads. Pa,
If
J
P E N S IO N
BAD SPRING BLOOD
Requires some sort of a tonic that cleans out
the Impurities. One that really does this—and
more—is
r io o r e ’s R e v e a le d
R em edy
AS
PATENT
.“ «•PHnVeVJ
Establish
Branch '
N . P . N . U.
And doe« It thoroughly. Pleasant to take. »1.00 I V
at your druggist’s.
I “»
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free.
C .
Free for "Invent.
a vie«»
*«c 2 -
,.j . D. C.
Detroit.
N o. 16—1 8 0 0 .
w r itin g to ad vartleara p leaaa
m e n tio n th ia p a p er,