Gold Hill news., January 13, 1900, Image 6

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H o n est B oy.
wvkwn.-»»». wnwnw a «
a « a «
n,
“ I am glad there are a
honest
people left. Two years ago 1 sent a
boy around the corner to buy a postal
card. 1 have never seen the boy to
this day.”
“ You don’t call that boy honest?”
"Yes sir! This moruiug I received
a postal with this on the back: ’Dear
Mr: Here is your |>ostal. 1 started in
business with the penny you gave me
and have prospered. Thanks.' ” —Chi­
cago Evening News.
E n g l a n d ' s A r m o r e d T r a in s .
I
T H E DAY OF H E R DEBUT.
Î
T b s m a g n ific e n t a rm o re d tra in s used bv
E n g la n d in h e r w a r w ith th e Hours w ill
p ro te c t h e r tro o p s in a b o u t th e .«anie w a v
t h a t H o s te tle r 's S to m a c h H itte rs d riv e s
d y s p e p s ia fro m th e h u m a n s to m a c h , a n d
th e n m o u n ts g u a rd t h a t it dues n u t r e tu r n .
T h e b itte rs has w o n in e v e ry case o f in d i­
g e s tio n , c o n s tip a tio n , liv e r a n d k id n e y
tro u b le fo r n it y y e a rs .
From all aoconnta »he glaasmaklng
" Nature A M ors a Vacuum. ”
trade will in the near future lie revolu­
tionised by machinery. Home o l the
bh^oifung in the w o rld »tends still. I f
inventions have emerged from experi­ you ere w e ll end strong d ey by d e y the
mental a t a g e . anti there are many tuore blood supplies its tide o f -vigor. I f you ere
to follow.
ill. the blood is w rong end cerriet increes­
H S*rN Sm
CANNOT
BE
C U K ID
By local applications, as ihsy cannot reach tbs
diseased portion ol the ear. T here 1s only one
way to cure tlealn«,». end th a t Is by aoiiatltu-
tlo n al remedies, Dsaluess Is reused by an In ­
flamed condition ol the mucous lin in g o l the
Kuelacbtan Tube. W hsn this tube guts In ­
ti anted you havu a ru m b lin g soand or nnper
lect hearing, and when It is e n tire ly closed
dealue.s Is the result, and unless tha In fla m m a ­
tion can lie taken out end this tube restored to
Its norm al eon dltlou , hearing w ill be destroyed
lorever; n in e eases out ot ten are reused by
ca ta rrh , w hich Is nothing but an Inllam ed
c on dition ol the inuoous surfaces.
We w ill |l v e One Hundred Dollars lor any
case ol Deafness (caused by c a ta rrh ) th a t can
not be cured by H a ll's C a tarrh Curs. Heyd lor
circulars, tree.
» . J. C U E N B Y A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 74c
H a ll’s F a m ily Hills are the
ing guentitles o f diseesed germs. You cen-
not chenge Nature. but you cen aid her by
keeping the blood pure. Hood's S ersepe-
rille does this e s nothing else cen. Be
sure to get Hood's, because
T h e J a n u a r y C e n tu ry .
The January Century will contain •
poem by Kndyard Kipling, “ III the
Matter of One Com pass.” Dr. Mitch­
e ll’s story, "The Autobiography of a
Quack,” ends in that Issue, but
another serial by Dr. Mitchell will be­
gin in the March number. It is called
"Dr. North and Hla Friends,” and one
who has read the manuscript calls it
"an epitome of the science, culture and
common sense of the nineteenth cen­
tury.”
O TITE white-gloved ebony last summer. He lives In Atlanta, and
Natural gas conveyed In bamboo
statue at the door this was only his name Is Vernon Pierce. Dldu't
Painters and decorators at Rt. Louis
another of Stark’s teas. Stark you meet a Mr. Pierce from Atlanta tubes was utilized in China years ago.
want 87 S cents, eight hours and Sat­
was the caterer. His punchbowl, his over there at the springs?”
P lan 's C u re fo r Consumption Is th e best
Dolly knew her face was hot and o f a ll c o u g h c u re s .—G eorge W . L o ts , urday half-holiday on and after April
waiters, his salted almonds, and his
1, 1900. _________________
bill went from house to house during flushed. She hoped Bob wouldn’t no­ F a b u c h e r, I.»., August 20. 1M90.
the season. The man at the door wish­ tice It. “Yes, I think so,” she said,
The average advance in wages In
The United States turns out annu­
ed Stark would get a new punchbowl. trying to smile.
Wisconsin for all olasees in the year ally 188,000,000,000 pounds of plug
If It were not for the different faces
The other girl went on:
past was 15 per oent.
to >aoco.
that appeared behind It at every house
"Alice confessed that he wns a great
life to him would be one loug, uueud- flirt. She must be going to be married
lng party. From his post he could see soon, or she would not announce het
the table in the dining-room, and he engagement. My dear, you look sim­
knew from the height of the candles ply worn out. But you will get used
that It was nearly G. The men would to these teas and dances and things
by the end of the winter,” said the girl
be coming soon.
Matronly women In long fur wraps with the social experience of two sea­
were waiting for their carriages, and sons to her account. She smiled and
girls in picture hats and trailing silks glanced up at Bob, and showed all her
slipped through the throng into the dimples again.
drawing-room. A sweet-faced young
The football player led Dolly to a
are packed aw ay In your insides and must be kept clean,
girl in white chiffon, with her arms little cushioned seat In an alcove.
in
order and doing business.
full of pink roses, stood before a man­ There was an orchestra behlud a
It’s a long w ay, with many turns and pitfalls to catch
tel banked with flowers, at the left of screen of palms. Now they were play­
« stately woman In lavender, it was ing “La Paloma” with a mystical Mex­
the refuse and clog the channel if not most carefully
the girl’s first bow to society, and the ican jingle. Dolly looked down at the
cleaned out every day.
—■
■—
w—
woman by her side was still young great bunch of roses In her lap. They
When this long canal is blockaded, look out for
enough to feel old when men stopped had come that morning— with Vernon
to make pretty speeches to her daugh­ Pierce’s card. She was no longer
trouble — furred tongue, bad breath, belching of gases,
ter. Mrs. Howe felt that having a de­ there In the heated hall of her city
yellow spots, pimples and boils, headaches, spitting up of
butante daughter was almost as bad as home, with Bob, dear old stupid, tire­
food after eating,— an all-around disgusting nuisance,
finding the first white hairs. The men some Bob, by her side. It was moon­
were arriving now; the elder ones light, and 6he felt the air of a sum­
P7o/en/ pill poisons or griping setts are danger­
alone—the young fellows from the uni­ mer night on her face. They had been
ous
to use for cleaning out the bowels. They
versity re-enforeed by one or two com­ dancing and now they could hear the
force
out the obstruction by causing violent
panions. Near the door was a great, strains of “Forever and Forever.” In
spasms o f the bowels, but they leave the Intes­
broad-shouldered athlete, supported by the light from a window some one
tines w eek end even less eble to keep up reguler
a little blonde man with a confident was standing before her. His voice
movements then before, end make e larger dose.
air.
was low and he was singing the words
necessery next time.
The big fellow kept saying: “Now, of a waltz. “Oh, bid me hope to call
King, don’t bolt and leave me alone. thee mine, forever and forever.”
Then you have the pill habit, which kills more people
I’m getting more hands and feet every
She could remember all that he said
than the morphine and whiskey habits combined.
minute. I’ll soon be like that chap that night at Greenbriar, and she re­
we used to read about In Latin. membered that she had laughed at
T he only safe, gentle but certain bowel cleansers are
Ilrl---- something or other. Now you him. Yes, she had laughed, and now
sweet, fragrant CASCARETS, because they don’t force
apeak to Mrs. Howe first, won’t you? she was glad. Of course he said the
out the foecal matter with violence, but act as a tonic on
This sort of thing isn’t in my line.”
same things to Alice the next week.
“Well, here goes. Be careful. Don’t Alice went up there to the springs Just
the whole 30 feet of bowel wall, strengthen the muscles
fat
kick that Jardiniere, if It does happen after Dolly came home.
and restore healthy, natural action. Buy and try theml
M M M M bl
tinea; 7. Cetenm. I ▼ •rralform appendix» f. Aseeadtuffoo
to be In your line,” said King.
The man at the door came over and
10. Trane▼<!-•< colon; IL Deecendfnir «olon; 11 81<tnold flex,
You
will find that in an entirely natural w ay your bowels
ure» li . R ectum ; 14. Anus The duodeum le oonttaaoua with
The girl had noticed the two. She gave a handful of letters to Dolly.
th e em ail lntaetlnee Tha email late e u n e empOae Into tha
will be promptly and permanently
l a m InteetLne or colon a t the ceecura The arrow « Indicate
smiled reassuringly at the big fellow. “These came in the afternoon mail,"
th e d irection which the contents o f the how ele most take la
paeeln< throuffh the alimentary oeaal
Her mind went back to thq day, a week he said.
before, when she had seen him last.
“You can read those. Bob,” she said
He wasn’t in black broadcloth then. as she tossed her companion a pile of
Instead, his hair hung in long black small envelopes. She knew they were
strings over his eyes; there was a red regrets and such things. There was
streak across one cheek. She had seen one large letter, postmarked Atlanta,
him running over a field marked with and directed In a strong, masculine
white lines, while a yelling mob of hand. Bob was busy with the “re­
men in canvas jackets tried to stop him. grets,” so she opened It.
Then, after the game was over, men
“Dear Miss Dolly,” It ran, “I wanted
In silk hats and men in sweaters had to send this letter with the roses, but
lifted him high on their shoulders, and did not care to risk It to the careless­
the whole air rang with cheers for his ness of the florist. Of course, I am In­
college.
consolable In my disappointment In
Now he was bowing solemnly before not getting up to your ’coming out.’
Mrs. Howe. The next minute he for­ But, if I may—it depends entirely upon
got his hundred hands, and remem­ your answer to this—I shall come up
bered only the one that held a little during the holidays. I don’t know
white-gloved palm In Its strong clasp. whether Miss Avery has announced
“Miss Dolly, Bob washed his face in the fact or not, but she Is engaged to
To any needy mortal, who can’t afford to buy, we will mall a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, dig
honor of the event. Had his hair cut, my cousin. By the way, we both have
too," King explained. Then he added: the same name. They will be mar­
3 5 c . S A M P L E B O T T L E ioc .
FOR N E X T 30 D A Y S.
“Well, take care of pourself, old man.” ried the last of December, and I am
and hurried across the room to speak to be the best man—If you will let me
to a girl he knew.
come and say to you what I tried so
Bob laughed uncomfortably and hard to make you understand last sum­
twisted his neck about as if he were mer---- ”
unacquainted with his collar. “Dolly,
Bob reached up to straighten a caru
my dear child," said Mrs. Howe, “you die In the sconce above them. Hhe
must be tired standing here so long. shook his head at the face reflected In
(TRACK MARK.)
r p a y in g cro p s b eca u se th e y 'r e
Mr. Fields, won’t you take her out to the mirror and murmured, “Not in my
fresh an d a l w a y s t h e b e e t. For
the dining-room and get her a cup of line. Not In my line.”
• a le e v e r y w h e r e . R efuse su b stitu te s. [
coffee or something?”
Dolly looked up Into his face smiling,
S
tic k to F e r r y ’s Swede a n d prosp er.
By
the
Introd
uctio
n
In
the
m
edical
Held,
of
our
most
w
onderful
“
5
DROPS,”
a
legacy
of
Bob thanked her with a rapturous but he knew that the light In her eyes Inestim able value has been bequeath»d to m a n k in d . Suffering h u m an ity Is no longer at the
1800
S eed A n n u a l free. W rite for IL |
look, and the two disappeared on their was not for him.—New Orleans Tlmes- m ercy of dlreases w hich have alwaya defied the a k lll of tne medical profession, for now “ 5
DROPS" defies these diseases, and hae roblied them e f th e ir terror. This Is tru ly a God-given
D. M. FERRY A CO., Detroit. Mich.
way to the dining-room. There are one Democrat.
rem edy, yet Invented by man for the benefit of suffering mortals, and w ill be handed down to
end of the table was a limp-looking
Coming generations as the most w onderful production In m edical science d u rin g the N in eteenth
F e m in in e S a v s q e ry .
C e n tu ry . T his remedy Is positively c u rin g more people d a lly than a ll o th er remedies com­
girl with pale yellow hair and loose
We c h a lle n g e the worst cuses of R h e u m a t is m In a ll Its forms, C a t a r r h , N e u r a l g i a .
European women have a craze for bined.
gloves on her thin arms. In front of
A s t h m a , L a G r ip p e and k in d r e d d is e a s e s as a test of w h a t this rem edy w ill do. I t lie
cured In a short tim e m any who were b»d-rldden for years; others who could onl;
her were a large samover and an array tattooing at the moment They cause p w o a sitively
lk by the use of crutches, and s till others who had been given up by com petent physicians to
of cups. She had been pouring choco­ themselves to be decorated with drag­ die. T h is Is no exaggeration. We have the «rridenoe In o u r possession to prove a ll we say and
For Onnorrhcne and Gleet r e t Pabat’s Okay Kpedfle I t
b the O N LY mmltolna which will cure each and every
late and tea for the last ten years, and ons, serpents, griffins and such things, more “ » too.
DROPS” positively cures the follow ing diseases; R H E U M A T I S M , N E U R A L G I A ,
case.
NO GAME known It hae ever failed to cure,
was growing old in the service. The and call the figures tatoographs. The S C I A T I C A , D Y S P E P S I A , B A C K A C H E , H A Y - F E V E R , C A T A R R H , S L E E P L E S S ­ m atte r how errloua or of how long «tending. Reeulte
N E S S , N E R V O U S N E S S , H E A R T W E A K N E S S , T O O T H A C H E , E A R A C H E , C R E E P ­ from l b uaa w ill aatonlah you. I t la aheolutely eafe,
Queen
of
Greece
Is
said
to
have
had
sliver candelabra at either end of the
a trlrtu re, and can ho taken without Inoeavm
IN G N U M B N E S S , B R O N C H I T I S , L I V E R a n d K I D N E Y D I S E A S E S , and where one prevent«
nlence and detention from huelneea. PR IC E. |S .tt. For
table proudly held up the half-burned her ankles tattooed with some small Is cured by this remody, they stay cured of these diseases, for It fortifies the system against any ■ale
by all reliable dnigriate. or eent prepaid by ex­
DROPS” Is the nam e and five drops the dose. I-arge bottles (80* doses) pre
plain ly wrapped, or. receipt o f price, by
attack.
pink candies with pink shades, and the figure, and a Parisian woman, hearing futttre
PA BHT C H E M IC A L CO., Chicago, I1L
paid bv M all or Express, »1.00, or six bottles for ».j.ttt. Sample bottles, regular price, 25c., b ut for
C
ircu lar mailed on request.
of
this,
went
her
one
better
and
had
a
the n e x t th ir ty days from the date of this paper, we w ill send sample bottles upon receipt of loc
cut-glass dishes of pink bonbons spar­
each.
No
one
can
appreciate
this
w
on
derfu
l
remedy
u
n
til
thev
try
It.
W
rite
today.
Agents
kled In their light. The waiters hur­ spider web tattooed on her shoulder. Wanted.
SW A N SO N R H E U M A T IC C U R E C O M PA N Y ,
1 0 0 - 1 0 4 E. L a k e S t r e e t , C h ic a g o , I I I .
ried here and there, bringing In plates She claims to be delighted with the
DR. MARTEL'S BOOK,
of salad and Ices. Pretty girls In result for she says when In full dress
the
“tattoograph”
gives
her
an
air
of
dainty dresses served the guests stand­
lie f
IM F R O V B D
s. Sent Ass, In plain, ssalsd anvalops. W r ite
P O R T L A N D DIRECTORY.
ing about the room. When Dolly nnd mystery, and attracts people to her
LIVER
to -d a j fo r thia Book, containing Particu­
lar! and Testimonials o t D R. M A R T E L’S
Bob came In a girl in a much-beruffled shoulder If not to her side. It la not O N E FOR A D O S E . Cure Sick Headache
F a tto a a n il W ir e W o r k s .
d Dyspepsia, Remeve Pimples and P u rify tha
pink silk rushed to them with a smile stated that the mouse has become a •a
French Female Pills.
Blood, Aid Digestion andPrerent Biliousness. Do P O R T LA N D W IR E A IR O N W ORKS: W IR E
popular figure. A woman who could not
Praised by thqpsands o f satisfied lad loams
that showed all her dimples.
Grips or Sicken. To convince you, we w ill msll
and Iron fencing; office ra ilin g , etc. KX4 Alder.
Safa, alwaya reliable and w ithout an eqnaL
free, or full box for 2Ac. D R . B O S A N K D
ll drugglsraln m etal box. Franoh
_ . Sold
Id by a .____
“Oh, Dolly, you're simply perfect. I be guilty of such folly is not far re­ sample
flag on top In Bins, white
C O ., F h l l a d a . , F ou nts. Sold by Druggists.
w h ite an
and Rad. Taka no other.
moved
from
a
savage,
and
It
Is
safe
to
Franoh Drug Co., Ml * 888 Pearl Su. Maw York Otty
wanted to talk to you when I came in,
M a c h in e r y a n il S u p p lie s .
say
that
this
fad
will
not
be
adopted
by
but there were so many people. My
CAWRTON A CO.; E N G IN E S , B O ILERS, MA-
Hear, your dress Is a dream! And American women.
H IN G P lla s p ro u n o e m oisture and cause Itc h in g ,
CURE YOURSELF I
Chtnery, supplies. 4K-oo F irs t St., Portland, Or.
his fa rm , aa w ail sa B lin d , B la a d in a o r P ro tra d in g
lie« I l Ig M for unnatural
those roses! I was awfully late. I
M a c a u l a y ’ s M e m >ry.
‘ D
~tr.
B o a a n ___,
k o 'a ______________
P ile R e m e d y
’ lias are a u rtd by
t . _______
_
d is c h a rg e s ,In fla m m a tio n s,
Ito pa ita h ln g and blooding.
loading. Absorbs t tnm
u mora.
nre._tuo
too I a
came right Out here. I hope I’ve done
_
Irritationa
or ulccratloaa
Archdeacon Farrar In a recent remi­ ‘ a r a t d r u g g la ta o rre n t by m a il. T re atis a frea. W r it «
JOHN POOLE, P ortland , O rkoon
not to strlotare.
of m u c o n a membranes.
some good. Why, Mr. Fields, I’m so niscence says that when a young man m a abou t your case. D R . B O S A N K O , Ph ila d a .. Pa.
can give you the best bargains in genera
P r-re n u Craiadaa.
Palnlem, and not aatrln-
I thi H i WIO mimioal C o . gent or poisonous.
machinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps,
glad you could come,” she rattled on. he heard Macaulay name every woman
• o l d b y D r w n rlsta ,
plows, belts and windmills. The new
"How Is the sprained knee? We were who had been executed In England. He
or sent In plain wrapper
steel I X L windmill, sold by him, is un­
by
express. Prepaid, fo i
<11 so proud of you last Thursday. was then asked if be could name all of
equalled.
W o rn -O u t People
•1.00, or 3 hotties. tS.TS.
Dolly, what do you suppose I heard the archbishops. “Oh, yes,” he re­
Circular
sent on request.
Can secure h ealth and streng th —can do
It quickly by using
this morning? I went up to see Alice plied, “any schoolboy could do that.”
N o . B—1BOO.
Avery. You know she came home from The Archdeacon says that Macauley's Moore's Revealed Remedy
New York last night. Well, she Is en­ memory made him the moWt wonder­
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it
in
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t is e r s p l e a s e
I t contains no dangerous drags—I t has
Grow up whb It.
m e n t io n thTs p a p e r .
a pleasant teats. M a bottle at druggists.
gaged. She met the man at the springs fully Informed man that ever lived.
F BOWELS
Made CLEAN and STRONG by
C A N D Y
I
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C A T H A R T IC
10c.
25c.
A LL
d ru g g ists
A MARVELOUS DISCOVERY
1)1 IO PS In Medical 8cience, Wonderful,
J
Astonishing, Yet
True.
CURES RHEUMATISM, NEURAL6IA AND SCIATICA.
YOUNG MEN!
OR. GUNN’S
for Women"
PILLS
ure cure for ' piles “
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