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TUB IRONY OF TIME.
If wo could remrrcct tho years again
Wlrn lif li mi Mio wane;
If wo could luirn by many a bitter truth
Tho valuo of oar youth,
Ere, tho IncxornUo hand of Timo
Had hirvcatod ourprlroo; mcot
How wo should drain Irom every Uower wo
Tho lat drop of its nwect I
Wo rcorn tho present hour, and try to borrow
Same foretaste of the morrow;
Tho morrow has its mo'row and tho pain
Of hopo deforrod again:
So waste tho cars, till Afa dctcatcd stands,
Desolate, with empty hands.
Pilgrims on paths our fathors trnd heforo,
Wo trace their footsteps o'er;
On every height, in every vale wo meet
Slices of thiir tolling feet
Gashed on thoroclc ami wounded by tho thorn
vVhrro we were stung and torn,
What was It that tliryaoitRiit? 0 burning cj'cj,
Fixed on low Western skies t
Tho beckoning shapes that icom so fair to you
Wear tho aamo datzliug huo seas
That lured tho Viking through tempestuous
Heyond tho Hebrides,
Toward pnrplo tiles of peace ntid golden lands
To dlo on freezing strands.
Timo has no precious troaauro stored away
Hovond our grasp to-day;
Karth has no social pinion of delight,
Hid from our hchlnu heart.
Too Uto wo loam tho humblo highway flower
Is lifo licit Kilt and dower;
Tho light that kindles in mock, maidon oyes
Is love's divinost guiso ;
Too late, too lata wo find thcro is no more,
On any sea or shore,
Than thoso rich olliiring we lmvoovet thrown,
Pursuing tho unknown,
Nor any road by which wo can attain
Youth's vanlshod grace apalu.
Dr- Spondoulicks-
On tlio night of tlio Vnluntino party,
which wn Biven hy Hw, Spoil d'Oulix,
I prcsontLMl inymoK nt hor parlor door in
tho Arlington hotel for mi evening cnll.
This wiih my plan to bo present, though
without nn invitation. I entered tlio
room mid found it partly filled with
gnosis. I gnvo n Mart, quito vlfulblo to
Mm. Hmii d'Oulix, convoying tho idea
that I wiih overcome ut my uninlendoel
intrusion. I then hegan in nn under
tone, for I did not wIhIi anyono oleo to
lumr, to make profiiHo apologies for my
want of observation. I then made aa
though I would retreat. Thin obliged
her to My :
"I beg that you will remain, nir. I
thanked her, but twill that I could not
intrude, although at tho sumo timo I
stood still. Then she wan forced to any :
"I would really have Hcnt for you if I
had known your nddresd." She might
have added,
"and had I known your
name
,
I kept 11i!h tip for several iniiiutw. I
pulled back to make her entreat, until at
last hIio broke out with :
"It in your own fault, nir, that you
were not ipvltod, sinco you luivo never
called to give mo tho opportunity."
Thiu wiih all I wanted. I yielded at hint
to her rctpiot, and accepted my Jnvi
lation thou and there, sinco I had been
the delinquent and had not given her
the whore ahoutd to ncm.1 it to me. I
now diHinlttscd from my mind that part
of tho affair, and passed further into the
room to enjoy the necno. I stood at a
distance, and critically observed Miss
Spoil d'Oulix. A passing 1kw to her was
all that ho far I had allowed myself. 1
found her a charming picture. Sho was
lithe, thiu and English blond, with a
small hoad, well shaped. Hor comp
lexion was glowing with tho health of
roses. She was clothed in an exquisite
lilao cropo, and held in hor hand violets
and lilies of the valley. Could anything
have been more lovely? Hut hIio was
howl at the waist. She had adopted
that latest universal Knglish custom. As
a professional man, how I could havo
said to her :
"Mademoiselle, in time your nose will
Ik) red, your sliouWor blades will pro
tudo, your pretty shoulders will soek
your ears, your chin will be thrown
out."
Hut none of Uicju horrors has happen
ed as yet. Her lovely littlo pink chin
was thrown Mimowhat into tho air, but
it give her n piquauto look, and Lavator
says that a protruding chin in a woman
with the head a littlo to ono side is a
sign of tho power of loving children.
That is always a protty thought, so I
took no further practical viow of the
mntter. Advancing: toward her, 1 Hnid
in an undertone (it made me appear
intimate) :
"Well, madomohollo, do you find tho
men in Washington any younger?"
"Oh, indeed," Buhl she, blushing- at
tho remembrance of her former con
versation, "I think they are charming,
and they are all young. I am sure that
I must have commenced among Senators
and judges. l'qu brought letters to so
niuny or mom, ami wueu no icit wo
knew no others."
"Have you found theso men only to
llirt with them?"
"O, what a shamel" cried she. "Of
courso not ; they are ho amlablo and
agreeable that they put strangers at
their ease at onco."
"What about tho mouoy question?"
pushed 1, laughingly.
"I can truly say that this is tho only
place tf n America) whore I havo been
that I havo not heard money discussed."
One or two young men s.vuutored up,
ami she continued;
"Wo camo by Australia to tho States,
and from San Francisco straight on.
Wherever wo went I heard everyone
talking about monoy. It seemed to mo
so odd and dreadful."
Ono of tho young men said :
"I imngino that this would bo tho case
in California, as tho pursuit of gold is la
raison d'otro thcro to that Stato, and
porhapsalso you might hear it through
tho West, but thero is less reason for it
ut tho Kast, I do not know why it
should bo such nn absorbing pursuit
whero thero is need of tho professions,
whero tho easy intorcourso with Europo
brings other interests into lifo : but, in
fact, as a nation wo nro all daft for J
monoy, tho best years aro consumed in
getting it, and then a restless, rickety
old ngi has it, which is full of nerves,
and it continuos to hoard it. The
pleasuro of other onjoyment has never
boon dovoloped in their natures."
"I am bo glad to hear you speak so,"
said Miss Spoil d'Oulix.
Another young man said :
"Knoh ono of our citios is said to havo
n diflbrcnt standard for social success.
In Washington they wont you to bo a
Kencrnl, a statesman, or n colonel at
least. In short they nsk, 'what titlo has
this man?
"In Philadelphia thoy ask, 'who whs
your grandfather?"
"In Boston thoy nsk, 'whero did you
como from?'
"In Now York thoy nsk, 'how many
millions nro you worth?'
"And in Nowport thoy say, 'como and
spend them hcrol'"
"I think said ono young man, "if all
four credentials could bo given it would
compass very noarly every roquisito, and
would lcavo littlo more to bo desired."
"Except to cscapo from spending tho
monoy nt Newport," cried tho othor.
"Oh, that is dreadful hornsy,1' exclaim
ed Miss Spoil d'Oulix, I thought Now
port was a hoavonly resort."
"It is, if tho popular idoa of hoavou is
tho right one."
"Do you mean tho damp clouds?"
laughed tho other.
"Yes. Tho pleasuro seekers livo on n
damp fog bankall tho summer, and thoy
uro too bored to ory 'hallelujah I'" Wo
nil laughod. "I hoar," said tho other,
"that tho fashionable drive in a straight
line evory afternoon for miles, ono car
riago crawling aftor the other, with only
ono thing which they can do to rolivo
tho monotony, and so shake themselves
up for it."
"Yes? What is that?''
"Thoy can bow once, nnd no moro to
a friend, oven though they meet him a
dozen timos. Fashion says that you
must look iiuo'hor way after tho first
meeting."
Wo all wore greatly amusod with this
description of Jiowiiort'soxcitoiiionts.
"Did you tako tho phobia of driving
in lino when yon wcro thero!"
"No, indeed ; I tiicd it, but found that
boating was too onjoyablo to loso ono
afternoon oven in this crawling. Tho
sun sots are glorious in tho harbor; yet
you would hardly beliovo it, it is tho
most unfashionablo thing that you can
do to take an afternoon's look nt it. To
sail is considered stupid. When tho
yachts como in as n squadron, then
grand Junchos and dinners aro given on
board; but nothing moro simo tempts
anyono from tho nvomio or ocean drive"
"Will you bo thero this season to try
it, .Miss Spon d'Oulix?"
"No, I think not. Most unfortunately,
we will bo baokin England; but I would
want to seo Newport did wo remain. My
curiosity has boon greatly aroused, moro
ho now than ovor."
Tho guests wcro now all assembled
mid oxpectant, A folding door was
thrown open, and thoro wcro discovered
rows of chairs as in a lecture room. At
tho head stood a table and lamp, and
hesido it was placed a.would-bo post
ollice, consisting of n lingo basket, covor
ed with a white cloth, into which, as
eaoh guest had passed through tho hall,
thoy or sho had dropped an anonymous
Valentino with somo small gift attached
to it. When tho fullness of the baskot
was seen oven to bulging sides, when
packages were obtruding ntul mya
torioiiH shaped parcels wcro peeping out
in nil directions, then tlio sight put all
into groat spirits for tho frolio and thoy
tilled in ami took seats on sofas, otto
mans, chairs or whntovcr they could
Hud. Silenco reigned. Tho readors be
gan. Thoy wero Mr. Kasson, former
minister to Berlin; Mr. Herbert Sattcrleo,
privato secrotary to Mr.Evnrts(whoalso
wrote some of tho most clover and amus
ing valentines) ; Judge John Davis, Mr.
Blair Leo and Mr. lJrico, both leading
young lawyers of Washington, and
Conn. Aloonslebon of tho Gorman lega
tion. Thero wcro sovoral French valen
tines, of which the best was to Mine.
Spon d'Oulix hor-lf from Uoutonant
Sargent of tho American navy. Tlieso
gentlemen all read well, but 1 fo't that
I could havo done better, and I certainly
should have so managed it that I would
bo persuaded, as a great favor to thoso
present, to tako charge of tho reading
iiad it not been for that damnable
necessity just of keeping out ol tho fore
ground. Taking it all in all, howovcr,
it was n charming evening. Your
bncholor President was made to appear
to havo written many a pretty valentine
to tho young ladies present, which
causciUv great merriment, as it generally
understood that ho discourages Mastor
Cupid. All of tho bells of Washington
wore present, and how pleasantly every
thing would have ended had it not been
that I saw Mr. Helynr walk in! For
the first time, then, I felt that I had
pushed my presence too far. Ho recog
nized mo; and lato r on I saw him
whisporing with Mrs. Spon d'Oulix and
glancing across at m e. I dared not mo
his look, nor dared I stay longer; so I
molted away as tho snow and disap
peared. Tho noxt morning I wr.s not surprised
to receive a cnll from Mr. Ilclyar, who
simply stated that ho had brought a re
quest from Mrs. Spon d'Oulix that I
should visit her that day at an appoint
ed hour. I agreed to do so, and kopt
tho appointment.
As I entered mndamo's parlor I saw
Mr. Helyar sauntoring through tho hall.
Sho aroso and said : "I beliovo I ad
dress Mr. Olaptrco?"
I spoko not.
"But I hear that you call yoursolf
Dr. Spondoulioks?"
"I hope, madamo, that you would not
rob mo of my title as doctor, sinco I havo
como Honestly by it."
"I do not wish to rob you of any
thing, but simply to givo you whnt bo
longs to you ; and tho namo oi Spon
doulioks docs not belong to yon."
"My mother's was a Spondoulioks,
madam."
"But your father fathor was a Chip
tree, as wo all know to our cost. Your
poor mother was tho daughter of a linen
draper of that namo. Sho novor claimed
any connection with Sir Charles Spon
d'Oulick becauso thoro was nono; yet
your fnthortbcsot us, aftor ho had run
through youf mother's property, to sco
hor, on tho pica of having a claim of re
lationship upon us."
"Oh, madam I" cried I.
"Wo holpod hor, on tho ground of
charity, for your father bocamo a roamor,
nnd left her. Tho only thing that I
know to his credit was tho amount
which ho put on deposit of your moth
er's monoy for your education. It was
so passed over to ono of tho profossors
that it could bo used for nothing clso.
So that, though your mother sufTcrcd
intenso povorty, you rccolvod an educa
tion. Sho sorvnd you faithfully to tho
last."
"Indeed, madam, I fully apprcclato
it," said I, my uttoranco thickening at
tho romembranco of hor suffering; "and
sinco you show mo that my uiothor was
tho best inomber of my family which I
boliovo from my soul do you wonder
that I tako her namo?"
"Perhaps not; but I do wondor that
yon can tako my coat of arms with it."
I had nothing to say.
"I havo seen notes, impressed with
wax in which you oflor to got invitations
and introductions from mo."
"Still I had naught to say in my be
half, but I spoko for my father.
"Cortalnly, madam, to give my father
what credit ho ho deserves, he served
Holland in it notoworthy act."
"1 heard of that, too," said sho, "aud
Sir Charles investigated it. Your fathor
took a contract todigoutsuchditchos as
openod into tho aca. Ho suporintonod
It, I boliovo, creditably, and was given a
copper medal for it; but ho took it to
Paris and so ombclishcd it with gold
mountings, brilliants and a ribbon that
it lookod as if ono crowned head had
givon it to another. I regret to say that
your fathor was a well-known fraud,
and you seem disposod to bo liko him.
I must say to you, sir, that wo cannot
havo you annoy us as ho onco did. It is
for this that I sent for you."
"Mndamo, I am an honest man, and
am making an honest living. I am en
gaged on litorary work for tho ox-Lieu-tenant-Governor
of Now York Stato nnd
I am hourly expecting privato instruc
tions from tlio President of tho United
States with regard to writing which I
hope to do for him.
(Pray pardon mo, sir, if I spoko too
boldly.)
"I am glad, Dr. Olaptrco, that you aro
so logUinintoly employed, but I cannot
pormit you cnll yourself related to mo,
nor can I havo you dashing out on the
Spon d'Oulix crest. It is emblazoned
on your handkerchiefs, your noto panor,
and daro say on your trunks? 1 know
nothing about you but what nas stamp-
od your father boforo you ns an impos
tor. Unless you lcavo Washington qui
etly I shall certainly toll tho truth. My
daughter is just ontoring lifo, and I dc
siro to bo enroful of everything con
nected with hor."
"I will tako n wcok to consider what
you proposo."
"I can givo you but thteo days, sir."
"Thon I will decido now. I cannot
lcavo Washington boforo a wock, and
then I will only absent mysolf during
your stay. Whilo I nm hero I shall not
wo you agaiu. I yiold now tho point of
tho coat of arms to you ; it is of no uso
to mo in this country. But ns for tho
namo of Spondoulicks, it shall bo my
name. It was my mother's and this
Amorican Congress can make it initio.
I ask for a wook, becauso I neod timo to
correspond with my editor. I am abso
lutely without money."
"If that is tho diOiculty," said sho,"let
mo advanco it."
"Novor, madam. You havo been too
good to my niothor."
"Dr. Spondoulicks, if Spondoulioks it
must 1)0, sho cried, extending her baud,
"I havo hopes for you."
"Then, perhaps you will not wont mo
to go?" 1 ventured to say. Her faco
darkened.
"Your position to mo remains tho
same," she snid.
"But madamo," whimpered I, "if I go
will aught of this conversation bo re
pentcd and get abroad?
"It will not U it uepomts upon me,
sho answered, and so wo parted.
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GRANGE DIRECTORY.
Tho Orogoa Stato Orange.
OFFICERS.
Master Judge P.. P. Boise, Salem, Marion
Co., Ogn.
Overseer. A. Lnellins, Milwaukie, Clack
amas Co., Ogn.
Lecturer II. E. Hayes, Stafford, Clackamas
Co., Ogn.
Steward W. B. Thomas, Walla Walla,
Wash. Tv.
Assistant Stoward. P, U. Ycomanj, Wash-
ougal, W. T.
Chaplain. A. Schumway, Orangcville,
Idaho Co., Idaho
Treasurer B. F. Buroh, Independence, Polk
Co., Ogn.
Secretary Mrs. M. J. Train, Albiny,
Linn Co., On.
Oato Kcoper. John Simpson, SIubIaw, Lano
Co.. Oregon.
Ccrer tirs. IlarrM Coof cr, Wilbur, Douglas
Co., Ocn.
Pomona Miss M. J. Harris, Corvalll", Ben
ton Co., Ogn.
Flora. Jennln Miller, Sollwood, Multno-
innh Co., Ogn,
Lvly As't. Steward Mrs. I. L. Hllloary,
Turner, Marion Co., Ogn.
Oranjo Picnic tor 1880.
Tho committeo of nrrangcnionts ap
pointed by Linn County Council mot in
Albany on Thursday, April 1st, thero
present S. Fromnn, S. A. Dnwson, Hon.
Oharlos Millor, McMinn Dodson, 0. G.
Fislior, A. J. Zumwnlt and S. S. Train
(proxy for Hon. J. Voorhocs.)
Tho mooting, on being called to order,
elected Hon. Chnrlos Miller chairman
nnd S. S. Train Fecrotary.
It was decided to hold a picnic on tho
old picnic ground on tho south bank of
tho Samtiiim, noar JciTcrson, in Linn
county.
Tho following ofllccrs wero appointed :
Chief Marshal Hon. Charles Millor.
President Hon. John Minto, Sr.
Vico-Prcsidonts A. J. Zumwnlt of
Lanes 0. 0. Fithor, Polk; D. L. Hussoll,
Washington Territory; J. W. Cook,
Yamhill; John Ilrynut, Linn; N. P.
Nowton, Denton.
Chaplain Ruf us Thompson.
Committee on programmc-S. S Train,
J. Voorhees, A. C. Jennings, S. A. Daw
son, Charles Miller.
Tho timo of holding tho picnic was
fixed for Thursday Friday and Saturday,
tuo lutiuuii, awl xu. oi June, irau,
Tho following committeo on reception
was nnnomtoil : . JI. liooiioy, Ji. U,
Loonoy, M. A. Powors, I. L. Hillcnry,
L. A.'McConnell, X. J. McMockcn, Mart
Millor.
Wo will givo tho program in full when
tho timo comes. Already wo hoar of
many who intend attending, and it
promises to bo a grand succoss.
arango Flcnla.
Tho grangers of Yamhill county havo
joined togothor and nro preparing for a
threo day's encampment at McMinn
villo fair grounds on May 19, 20 and 21,
grounds free. They hereby invito nil
grangers in tho Stato to assist in pro-
crram. Also a general invitation is ex
pended to all.
Tho Grange of Mnrion county will bo
represented in tho Stato Grango of 1SS0
by Mr. and Mrs. J. Voorhocs or Moiion
Pomona, Mr. and Mrs. X. II. Loonoy of
Chohulpum grango, Mr. and Mrs. J. W.
Hatcholor of Itnttcvillo grango. Tho
next mcoting of tho Pomona grango will
bo held at Jefferson, on Friday, May 7th,
at 10 o'oloek a. si. All patrons nro in
vited. CO.tSl'MrTIOM CtUKI).
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paced In his hinds I)' an Kut IodU mliilouirr ths
lorrauh ol a tlinpta VfwotiMe remedy lor tha sixthly
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arrh AUhma. and all thruat and Lung Atloctloni, aUo
a poime and riuiicalcuro lor .-venom Dcbiniysiui an
Kenout Complaint. aiUr litvln; ttiUd lu wonderful
cumite powers in thouuuJi ol eases, has felt It his
duty to make It known to hit sulferlitr fellows, Actu.
ateu hy this notlte and adeeiro to redeye humn suf.
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More. mrrniii nr lite (iinnus,
Kore Month, Tlinint, llnnn
fnliis. rrmni ntly cured and erad
icaior rrnm trie rjiitm rcr lire.
NERVOUS ,?S?rrfi."!Ki
Loaaea, Ke.Minl Urmy, Alrutnl
mitt I'liyslral lTrnbnraa. 1 nil
liiK.Mriiiory. Wenk lo.Hliint
ril lcclnpiiiciir,liiiirilii!iriita
lit Mnrrlnjjr. etc., rroitt exrraa
es or you Hi nil rolllea, or nny
rntiae, icrllly, tnrrly unit
iirltnlel)' rnrril.
YOU.SCI. MlllDLK.ACF.I) k OLD
men,andslllioncelii edlcal Mid 1 1 and Kxpri lenre
consult mo our r.uruprnn i njai.iari i dine. Jill opin
Ion coitt nothing, and may nvo future mtaery and
shame. When Iricomenlciit to lilt tho city for treat
ment, mcdlclnu can be tent cwrjwlure by cxpreti
free from nlitvrwillnn. It li ilfcl int that a
pli)-tlcKn who irlvtt hit whole attention to a cliitol
dlicitct nltiilnit Krnt t all III, and phje'Hani. through
out tlio country, knowing tld, frniiiii,t,. etommend
dilflcuitcues to tho olileal rijirrlnllal, py whem
every Itiinu n (tonil rrmrtly l mcd. 7hc lloctor't
.lernmi lAperleurcuiakctniirpinioner iiircuie
liiiliortiinrr.
ni.l'he.ao who call teo no one bill tho Vr-' r Ten
tulutlon FIlKKand anerrill) rnnlltlriitliil Ccact
whtih have tailed In obtaining relief eltcwi :v fprcl
ally aollcltcl Feinalo d!eact auccetifully treated,
The lloelor will ap-coln forfeit il.OOO for a caie
umlertakcn, not cii'xi Cull or write. Hours, Dilly
frrmOA. if., ti 4 I' II., 0 to 8 eicnlnpa; Sundays,
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DIl LIXBIG'S
Wondt'vAU German InvlRorntor
I'criiinncntly prccnta all Unnatural Loacs from tho
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check ilia watte, Invlironttct the whole tytUm snd
rcatorct the atlllcted to Health and llapplnoit.
Tho rcatnn to many cn not iret cured ef wrakncit
ami thu above dltcaaes It owlnir to a complication,
railed rUOSTATOUItllKA, which ruiulrcs iwullar
treatment. I) It. f.Ii:Bia I.NVIOOItATOIt It the only
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VARIOOCELB
OrWoaxr V'Eixsef ths Scrotum. O'ten thountut
pectcd caute cf Loit Manhord, Ucblllly, etc. Scmlntl
weaknoattnd Its corapl cal Ion Frottcrrco. The above
dlteatet can only bo cured by Dr. Uebtn Iniljontor
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