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About Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1963)
Memorable Meeting Oh, joyous chance encounter, My gladness knows no bounds! I met my husband's old flame She's put on 20 pounds. Suianne Douglas 5 Quips and Quotes The young man proposed to his girl friend and was accepted with alacrity. But she lost no time in laying down the law. "Now, dar ling, since we're engaged, we have to economize," she said. "I want you to promise that you won't do anything you can't afford-" The boy looked startled. "If I promised that, I'd have to break our engagement!" he said. Dan Bennett Installment buying is not put ting off untU tomorrow what you couldn't afford then, either. Ivern Boyett Song of the Good Husband Because you are no femme fat ale, Do you suppose, dear wife, I sometimes wish some glamour gal Would glorify my life? That for a moment I'd consent To trade your charms for Liz's, Or ever wish I were the gent Who made Miss Loren Mrs.t You'll find an honest answer lies Within your heart, my darlin', When next entranced, with dream ing eyes, You're watching Rock or Marlon. Georgie Starbuck Galbraith '.Vi """Ww r""-- JOHN GAltAGHFt "I have this terrible fear of fire." Mrs. Brown had gone on a strict diet That meant every body in the family went on a diet, too, whether they needed it or not. One evening she asked her husband to call the children for dinner. "Good," said the hungry spouse. "What are we having?" "Chopped lettuce, scalloped carrots, diced celery, and turnip rings. Now, for heavens sakes, call the children in." The husband shouted out the window: "Come on, kids. Better hurry your supper is getting wilted." A.T. Quigg Family Weekly. April 11, 1M1 CELEBRATING NATIONAL BABY WEEK! FKaTi ISM 3 B U j 7500 CHANCES TO WIN ;rrrV f j 750 PRIZES EACH WEEK jl , 4 f Vv I ! ENTER AS OFTEN ill i ' AS YOU LIKE! jll M 4 ZX? i l IAIVI NO JINOLIS 'j " j ! OR STATBMBNTSI II V ' f, . I I Win one of these new general electric automatic baby food warmers! WHAT A PRIZE I This beautiful $9.98-value, 3-section warmer heats baby's entire dinner in 10 minutes, signals "dinner's ready" with its indicator light, then keeps the food warm for half an hour or more, even after the cord has been disconnected! It saves mother the fuss of heat ing food and transferring it to a hot-water dish. Suction bottom prevents spills. Convenient handles make it easy to carry. Entire warmer is immersible, as easy to wash as a cup. Win one free. It's simple! Read how below. HERE'S HOW TO WIN! 1. Just write your name, address and the words, "New Heinz Ha by Foods" on any Heinz Kaby Food label. Haby Cereal box top, or plain sheet of paper. Mail to Heinz Baby Food SweepnUiket, P. O. Box 67, New York 46, New York. 2. Enter now! Start sending your entries today. The more you send in, the more chances vou have to win a baby food warmer. There will be 10 weekly drawings beginning April 12, 1963. Knter every week as many times as you like, and send as many entries per envelope as you wish. J. Kn tries will be eligible for each week's drawing as received. Kn tries not selected as winners in each week's drawing will bo eligible to win in subsequent drawings. Kn tries for final week's drawing must be postmarked no Inter than June '21, 19611. 4. Sweepstakes open to residents of the U.S.A., except employees (and their fami lies of H. J. Heinz Co. or its advertising agencies. Void in Nebraska and Wisconsin or any area where taxed, restricted or prohibited by law. No purchase required. Nutrition nkwh: Heinz Baby Foods are now rooked in 3 to 5 second h by a new patented procew (hat im proven nutrition, flaror, color and texture! New HEINZ Baby Foods The good they do your baby now lasts a lifetime I baby foooJ
