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TCUEk-UMtTWl Strange Machinery of French Assembly Produces Miracles out of Gallic Chaos By ROSETTE HARGROVE 0( The NEA PARIS (NEA) It 1j hard for Americans, and British for that matter, accustomed to the more or less sober proceedings in the House of Representatives or the House of Commons, to under stand the workings of the French National Assembly. On important issues, such as Premier Mendes-France's battle over German rearmament, it is a well-known fact that the battle is waged behind the scenes almost as much as in the Assembly proper. What strangers do not realize Is that many of France's political decisions are made around the marble-topped counter of the "buvette" (bar) of the refresh ment room of the Palais Bour bon ai.d in the surrounding gilt and mirrored corridors, before they ever come to a formal vote. Over a glass of red wine which costs but a few francs (no for eign drinks such as whiskey or American minerals are allowed here) the 627 deputies argue speculate, intrigue and "fix" the line they will take. Yet seeming so undecided, un disciplined, divided and disor ganized, the Assembly does some how produce the miracle of a clear decision. This is a difficult feat for Americans and British who have only two political par- tics, but France counts about a dozen, with many of them sub divided into rival groups. Even In the Radical party of Premier Merdes- France, there are what is known as "clans" tho clan Mcndcs-Fr.ncc the clan Reno Mayer 'and another sma group supporting Finance Min ister Edgar Faure. The moderates have their "Laniel clan" and the "Pinay clan." And no party whip can be cracked loudly enough to make them all pull together, even on questions vital to tho coun try. It is simply that the Latin tem perament is not suited to the re strained, even tenor of parlia mentary debate. Tho great red plush Assembly Chamber itself looks more like a theater than a parliament. Since its birth it has seen plenty of dramas and some comedies. You can still count on a good Gallic uproar there when things get hot, with Deputies banging New Car Prospects Want Air Conditioning DETROIT an One of tho na tion's top automobile manufac turers reports that a survey of the car accessory market places air conditioning as tho No. 1 comfort feature desired by new car prospects. William H. Graves, vice presi dent in charge of engineering for Packard, said a study showed tho need for a lower-priced com bination ventilation unit which the company engineers have de veloped for 1955 models MnMiMHiMW; II I III IMI I I I UsTA Y TSPtl 1 THE FRENCH ASSEMBLY IN SESSION When the go ing gets hot, it resembles a theater more than it does a parliament. ' the lids of their desks like un ruly schoolboys, the Speaker clanging his bell for order, and bundles of papers and books fly ing around as the antagonists shout abuse at each other. There have been some fist fights and general free-for-alls. Occasionally the police have to be called in. The last time was during the strikes of 1047. The Communists forcibly occupied the Tribune and refused to move until the Republican Guard was called in to throw them out. Last May one Deputy got his face slapped (the greatest af front for a Frenchman) when he shouted and insult addressed to Deputy General Billote. Many of the Deputies are high ly colorful and almost historical DR. JORDAN SAYS Silver Nitrate Preparations Can Cause Skin Disorders By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M.D. A warning to parents and teen age youngsters is contained in a letter recently received from Mrs. She asks whether anything ran be done for her 15-year-old daughter who has dark-bluish col oration of tho skin on her face. The parents thought it was her heart but have been told by their doctor that it has come from using nose drops containing silver nitrate. Deposits of silver stains in the skin do ariso from using silver preparations over too long a pe riod, Tho long-term use of such preparations is therefore to be avoided. When tho skin is troubled with such metallic deposits of silver it clears up slowly, at best. Occa sionally, it appears to do so with out treatment, but the only meth- I characters. There is the Honor ary President. 82-vear-old Pres ident Edouard Herriot, France's "grand old man" of politics, who voted against EDC. There are also Resistance heroes, who will bear the scars inflicted hy Ger man Gestapo torturers until they die. There is another aspect of the Assembly which makes it com pletely unpredictable. That is uj I hp frpnnpnt nrnptirp nf "maroh. r andages" (bargaining) the pri vate deal which brings a Deputy to vote for or against a measure, sometimes for a reason which has nothing to do with the sub ject being debated. It- works like this: Monsieur Dupont, who is also mayor of some provincial town, has been agitaing for months for a new bridge which will bring an in flux of tourists to his town. One day, perhaps in the "buvette" or in a Minister's office, Monsieur Dupont hears that the govern ment has decided to uphold his claim. Promptly Monsieur Dupont de cides to support the government in any critical vote. , "It is only reasonable," says he, and tljus another vote will be thrown in to support the govern ment. One vote gained can mean much in the French Assembly. In the dramatic month of March, 1940, Premier Paul Reynaud saw his government installed on the strength of a single-vote jority. ma- Jet Plane Can Go in Reverse BALTIMORE, Md. m-One of America's fastest jet planes can hack up! On the ground, that is. The Air Force's Air Research and Development Command has announced installation of a "re verse thrust" device in a Repub lic F-84F Thunderstreak, listed as being in the "650-miles-per-hour-plus" class. Reverse thrust's real purpose, in the air, is as a brake to permit aerial contact with slower enemy aircraft or to slow a plane during landing approaches, permitting o Mrs. G. says her 5-month-old steeper (iesccnt. On the ground grandson has broken out with a rash which some say is a teeth ing rash and some say is eczema. Most physicians do not accept teething as a cause for breaking out of the skin, and it would seem more likely that eczema or some olher condilion is at fault. One reverse thrust can be used instead of wheel brakes or parachutes to stop a plane's roll, thus permit ting landings into shorter fields. "AKDC said its Wright Air De velopment Center, in an experi mental project, had designed and built two movable flippers and a cannot help but wonder why the (.series of "cascades" around the grandmother is trying to solve Met engine's tailpipe. These can this problem. turn the jet of hot gases forward. Qs and As Q Are there any islands in Great Salt Lake? A The lake contains several Ho said the survey, conducted :t.'.,e .. JlVlr.nal of ,ne Amencan in four major cities, revealed that the demand for comfort equipment was not a rccional or seasonal demand, nor was It re stricted to certain income groups. od of which I am aware was islands, the largest of which is nescnoed in me Jan. 5 issue ofUntclono Island. BEWARE Q What are frijoles? A TTie word frijol, in Span ish America, denotes almost any variety of cultivated beans. In Mexico, almost exclusively the kidney bean. Medical Assn. in 1029. Evidently good methods of treatment arc hard to come by. Two mothers are faced with similar problems. One writes that her 15-year-old daughter pulls out her eyelashes and eyebrows with her fingernails. The other asks what can be used to stop her 13 ycarold boy from sucking his thumb When hi fnlla a)f.n t niuht I the British North America. Act. Both of these complaints falli"1 -"anaria' ''le('at Britain, m the class of nervous habits There is a good chance that both!"011' of these teen-aged youngsters are Q What is the name of the written constitution of Canada? A The written constitution is Q. What is considered to the first man-made stone? A. Reinforced concrete vented by Monier in 1867. Q. What is the significance of the world's "left" and "right" as applied to political" parties? A. Left-wing members of a legislature are liberal or radical, while right-wing members are conservative. OF IMITATIONS IOOK t OR THt HAPPY mnt dog Q. What gives the torpedo fish its ability to discharge eleo tricit?? . A. It is tot understood ex actly how the electric organs in ialso has an unwritten constitu-jthis fish become charged. Q. In w hat war a ere taxicabs somewhat unhannv mil turferino W- What wood was used to con- used UTtransport an miy? from some feeling of insecurity struct the solar boat of the Egyp- In rld TVar 4- General, Understanding and affection on ,ia I'haraoh Cheops? Gallicm used fa taxkbs tn! ithe part of the parents, an at- A- lnc recentw uneartnednveiroops to halt the Germans j tempt to surround the youngster iDOat was DU'" entirely of brown! at the first battle gf the Marne. j with calmness and the avoidance; ce(,;,r woo1' O I I of too much attention to the ner- 0 Q. which bl lays the smallest i vous habits should eventually lead Q. Which t largest statciegg? A. The hummingbird lays two tinv white eggs about the size ofavy beaks. TOPS IN QUALITY! 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