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. HOLLYWOOD NUTS AND BOLTS DEPARTMENT: We
believe there's room for one, if only cine, completely -whacky TV
show on a, national scale. We mean the kind of stuff that first
famous on radio, the lm-
antics of one Hawthorne
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f possible humor and
here in Hollywood.
t Morgan began to spew forth the laniest kind
of chatter, music and sound effects shortly after
the war, and went or to zoom like a skyrocket
through the entertainment field. Unfortunately,
1 the pea oi nis career was aoout as Dnei, squeicn
' ed, we suspect, by bis murderous imitation one
.v.f night of a potent Hollywood personality. The
personality proved more than his match in in-
fluence and Morgan was left flat on the canvas in a remarkably
brief found. Since then he's trickled; back via TV panels and
a few motion pictures, but his original alleged humor remains
in tiemory as good as it ever , was. Vlfe'vc long hoped for some
other chap with a warped sense of humor to take up where Morgan
left off shying very clear of Hollywood personalities, of course.
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Hawthorne tntoht tcell be the man. We think he's a
human male, although there's never been, onrradio or
TV, any certain evidence ojfereL He's shortt founded,
crew cut and horn rimmed, and, also about as clever in
his most peculiar field as Morgan himself. Possibly bet
ter. l: :-- :j-:v.-
',-,' Hatothome ran a' short radio spot a long while be
fore TV let him in, via a briei 15 -minute go at the - .
weather. Obriotwly the weather reports must come to,
. him by a plain, garden-variety telephone, but he pre
sents them with the aid of a Rube Goldberg contraption ,
which squirts snow, ticker tape and ghastly moans and
shudders. Constantly permeated bjy a running gag, Haw
. thorne's weather report has at tbnes been some of the v
craziest humor this side 6f a nut) house. Inmates of the
latter art the only ones who could possibly fully under
stanct Hawthrne, but we all appreciate htm no end. And
- now he's been owen a longer, later spot 'on TV locally .
in" which to cavort and. confuse aid ladle up gags which ;
i could only breed beneath his jhoit-cropped thatch.
Did you know that automobile manufacturers are the biggest
sponsors of network shows this fall They're spending $41,850,000
In time and talent so far. . . . Britain has 300,838 television
sets as of May 1. . . . Ruthie Gilbert expects an heir around the
first of the year but this will not prevent her, from continuing
as "Maxie" on the Milton Berle Show (NBC) next season.
And the Ford telefilms switch to color
talent scouts tell me they do most o
talent in front of their TV sets. . .
hefty doll in slacks, remarked. "She
seams.?
Shis falL ; , Motion picture
theier sleuthing for new
Lnd Red Skelton, noting,.
s living way oeyona ner
science showi received
his young fans: "Dear
you have any experi-
and bugs and spiders,
Don Herbert of "Mr. Wizard'
the following letter from one of
Mr. Wizard Do you have any Experiments about ani
mals? Our moms think it is too aangerous to work with
metals and chemistry sets, so if
ments with animals like snakes
we would like to have them"
NO ON TV YET Smellotfsion, jokef Hardly.
Jfs a new device the Swiss, will introduce to theater,
owners. here, called "Scentovision," whereby perfumes
coffee smells, or such like can pe' wafted through the
theater to coincide with the appropriate scenes.
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