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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 4, 1940)
- i "fMy,l9i'IB!3 m rs hvi -1 L$$ 4 1 . SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1940 GEE, I invited 3D PEOPLE FOR TONIGHT AND I LL LOAN YA MV CHAIRS... YOU CAM RETURN I'VE ONLY SEATS EM TOMORROW. WHO FOR IS JIMMRPHT Registered U S Patent Office THIS SURE ) NOT AT ALL.l WONT IS NICE ) NEED THEM i 1 n m mwmw m jxl rikJmS "S4 I 1 1 I THIS A IVES ME (TAKE MY SOFA,TOOl I I 12 EXTRA SEATS, IT SEATS THREE.... BUT 1 STILL NEED THEN THREE Czi J tffX VOU-RE I More. VYX U?y Ati cct l f COME,GlRLSl THIS J T WAY PLEASE. - SS THAT CLEANS ME OUT OF CHAIRS BUT I M k ZiLAD TO DO HIM THE 4REAT SCOTT! 1 F0RG0T MAMA'S HAVING A BPIDAE PARTY THIS AFTERNOON J MAND HERE Y1 TUrv' YaBM 'VS m A I oujwIa LuxAfi 9JLt havA, to Alt cm. -the -4JBoan LdL I Copr. 1940. King'fcitures'Syndicatc, Inc , World -rights reserve ox AX. shall i beat it out of Town or Go home and face the music ? heads z go-tails i stay. Alfred skidder. the grocer. 2-4 Toots and Casper rAcncD ilt T U ArsKl'-r civrrs f DINNER IT WOULD HAVE COST US (op L EACH AT THE 3 CORNER RESTAURANT ft? SO GIVE ME THE $l.bO hOR MY KUNU. 1 TWICE fob- is i.ie WHERE'D YOU LEARN YOUR ARITHMETIC, TOOTS r OH, I INCLUDED THE TIP AND 1 OUHT TO NICK YOU . FOR CHECKING YOUR HAT, TOO. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WIPE ANY DISHES AT A RESTAURANT i DON'T T tPT A DISCOUNT POR "THAT... HONEY. AS MAN TO MAN. ) HOWD YOU LIKE Gy THE DINNER IT AMAZED ME! I NEVER KNEW THAT ANYBODY COULD DIRTY UP SO MANY POTS, KETTLES AND DlSHES,SERVINr A CAN OF BAKED BEANS. ST T lis I m -i Ml IT I 1 HE SCENE CHANGES TO PRAIRIE JUNCTION WHERE WE SEE CASPER'S MULTIMILLIONAIRE UNCLE, EVERETT J. CHUCKLE, CONVERSING WITH COUSIN BERTHA WHO HAS JUST RETURNED FROM A LONG RESIDENCE ABROAD. w EVERETT, YOU OU6HT TO CHANGE Your will.... it s absurd to EAVE HALF OF YOUR VAST ESTATE TO TOOTS AND. i 1 LMKtK.. WMT. If- MILLIONS ! THEIR BABY FOLLOWS ME EVERVWHERE-TS-TSK-I BUT THERE'S A TRICK TO IT TSK-TSK I LET HIM SEE I'VE CANDY IN MY POCKET... ZA CASPER... WHY S(r V5: HbT'U INHERIT rt riaCl Ml PDCKBT...y LEAVE EM A TRUST PUND if you wish, but not a hujE Lump sum... come EASY, 4o EASY I THEY'D ?wto through it THROUGH A SIEVE. i 1 KNOW HOW TO RX THAT BERTHA I LL SEND 'EM AN. OLD SAYING, WASTE NOT, WANT not: TOO MUCH MONEY WOULD SPOIL THEM! RUIN THEM i MAKE LAZY Loafers out OF 'EM, BUT ITS YOUR MONEY NOT MINE. BERTHA, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU I GET ALONG ALL THESE "YEARS IN EUROPE WITHOUT WORRVtWZ ABOUT MY AFFAIRS f IF. EVERETT WASN'T SO STUCK ON TOOTS AND CASPER HE MIGHT MENTION A FEW kOTHcRS. IN HIS WILL, MNU HtAVtN KNOWS I COULD MONEY.... LOOK AT THIS WANT-AD IN THE CITY PAPER! WANTED: MAID... MUST BE FOND OF CHILDREN... ETC. APPLY IN PERSON TOMORROW AT 317 DROWSY MILL. AVE- k HMM-tA THATS THE ADDRESS EVERETT MENTIONED 1 THIS IS CASPER'S An i I AN IDEA1. I -I ANCE ; JSXx JL THAT G-IVES ME THE CASPER4S DOUT KNOW ME I'LL DISGUISE AS A MAID AND APPLY FOR oo3 rrs MY CM TO LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE,. Cipr 1940. lunr Fezrvrrs Sfidkate. Uc, World rights reserved. THEM I COULD SNOOP THROUGH 1 THEIR MAIL LISTEN IN ON THEIR t U IM V feKS AT ION5.. KNOW EVERYTHING THcY DO 111 i might Get SOMETHING OM .THEM THAT WOULD COO Turin TOOSE WITH j hope i Get a good maid to TAKE KaTILKA'S PLACE. I'LL HAVE TO BE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING TO INTERVIEW THE APPLICANTS FROM OUR AD IN THE PAPER 1 2-4-. If we could only WARN toots of the "MAID WHO, AT THIS VERY MOMENT IS ON . I HER WAY BY PLANE -v t r-f-iv lf- 1 II IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE AHEAD! CONTINUED NEXT WEEK. A. I I