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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (March 17, 1935)
"SO" SUNDAY, MARCH 17. 193S 1 HE SITS UP HALF THE Nl&HT 1 1 i j. i i IT'S who n JIHMRPHY W w u. & pum as. PAPA IT'S SCANDALOUS HOW YOU WASTE YOUR TIME READING TRASH WHEN YOU OUHT TO BE IMPROVING YOUR MIND BY READINGS 600D BOOKS! READING TRASHY STORIES, BUT I dUST CANT GET HIM INTERESTED I VWlIC SH-H-H 5- I VOSTHERE HE 1 C ???) I GUESS THAT TALKIN' TO I GAVE HIM DID i HIM GOOD BECAUSE! THOSE BULKY VOLUMES f HE. JUST TOOK WITH HIM ARE BOOKS ON HISTORY, SCIENCE, AND PHILOSOPHY! 1 'tOVA T Toots and Casper ROER, WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU IS THAT BEFORE I MARRIED YOU I WAS--ER-ER I WAS MARRIED TO HENRY MSZIPPER OH, YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED BEFORE ? I KNOW 1 SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE I MARRIED YOU, ROGER, BUT BUT OH, I HOPE. YOU'RE NOT MAD- OFCOURSE, I'M NOT MAD, STELLA'. THAT WAS NOTHING FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT! AND STILL, I YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, ROGER? OH, TM SO HAPPYL MAD ? HFAVPNS NO . TEi LA IF EITHER I OF THOSE MARRIAGES HAD TAKEN YOU WOULDN'T BEL MRS. RO&ER KAILERTOfT now ! v "kin pijW ll 7i I VJJ ( 0H9 ) h( what I I N SO ilAD YOU'RE j WHAT ? -'I NOT ANGRY WITH ME--- J ( ANOTHER f , v.v 0-OHi ONE ? J Jfi R-ROER ! j 7 YES, ANOTHER ( THEN I M YOUR j ONE BEFORE. J 1 F,FTH HUSBAND, THAT I U .PPUD J ifliERE IS OLD DAN HOOFER AND SOME CLOTHES FOR HIM THAT'S OKAY, STELLA THEN I'M YOUR THIRD HUSBAND AND THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM. 1 IMU tK-tK I I BEFORE THAT 41 I VAS MARRIED A. m k. i-r m rj I I i r !tc iu or mii in f r k'w jm ( WELL , ER, AH V BEFORE THAT ) I WAS THE WIFE OF V cTERRY CITTERS' I'M YOUR BISr MOMENT NOW STELLA, AND THAT'S THE MAIM THINl 7 Til I. W-W-WHAT ? ) 0lr- . STILL ANOTHER ( ROER ! j S one ,? NO, THAT'S ALL, R06ER DEAR NOW I WANT TO KISS YOU FOR NOT BEINZr MAD AT ME 1 ! j ' m. faNwl Srb". I, CUM Ihjtm i.tha mrrv,,! . lTi I'M YOUR Y HUSBAND NOW, STELLA DARLIN AND I'M 40IN TO HOLD YOUR LOVE EVEN IF ALL THOSE OTHER UYS DID FAIL! STELLA, YOU MUST TELL ME. YOUR SECRET L SURE.T00T5MY SECRET WAS THAT I HAD FOUR HUSBANDS BEFORE I MARRIED R04ER I cJUSTTOLD HIM AND HE ISN'T MAD AT ALL! ISN'T HE A DARLINcr ? i 4EC, CASPER- I THOUGHT STELLA'S SECRET WAS ABOUT SOME. REAL DIRT BUT ITS NOTHING AT ALL- I NEVER WAS SO DISAPPOINTED IN ALL MY . n i t rrcr i R . 1 1