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.3-. v- Via' ''.-t.rt -J'' The OREGON STATESMAN. Salcn. Oregon,' Friday Mornlay, September 15, 1933 PAGE FIVB Hide 'Your Specs ydudomr Spats Tue"Cj!ak'i:lK Town V 1 FOOD FOR ill Razors, Tacks,; Windshields Relished by Rolla Who's ?, At Elsinore Theatre - Featuring a menu hs adrises Salenj." hout ewltes -1 - serve- only to newspaper columnists and. radio crooners, , Koua liars, - tn. mys- tery-ol-nttura man, mad a rood meal last night on -the stage of the 'Elsinore theatre out' ot. glass,' jcTelrirand razor "blades. - - -. - A Dodge windshield, one of the Triple-X Shatterproof kind, you know from Bonesteele's formed the piece d e resistance for . the gentleman with the unusual appe tite, and enough is left for plate lunch,, tea and dinner at the the a: jk today - and tomorrow. To sharpen his appetite Clark .will eat with his meals today the tacks -from: one ot the shoes in Bishop's stock. ; . , Salad for him consists of. old fashioned, lamp shades, pref eraby with the lampblack scraped off. The shades, are furnished by Pay- n T a k i t and In obserratlen of "Salad Week", those good , groc ers are xarnisnlng . Best - F o o d Mayonnaise. Although accustomed , to eating all '.sorts of. hardware, piark said yesterday that he real v,; . ..r 2 'STORES ,93$. S. ComntthXj-j:JCmsrl and Commercial IT PAYS TO COME A LONG WAY 5-; .', ; .1 , Loves to Fruit Jarc Although his specialty Is windshields, . 'razor blades and fish-hooks, Mr. Clark enjoys a diet of fruit jars and lamp chimneys chosen from Salem's Payn Takit stores. It's a genuine act! SPECIAL KERR MASON FRUIT JARS, DOZEN . MAX-I-MUM PEANUT BUTTER 79c 2 t25c Rolla A. Clark APPEARS AT THE ELSINORE TONIGHT, FRIDAY and SATURDAY ly appreciated goo traceries and that no deubt the Best Foods dres sing would make Tea glass lamp chimneys more palatable. - .-,.-. Remember-bow one of ."Helen's Babies", cried t because he .wanted to see the "wheels -go round?; Clark makes the 'wheels go down -an entire watch at a, sitting if tri -spectators so - desire, j With such an expensive diet he can no longer claim the depression drove him to it.: You'd think the man who: ate the machinery would be termed the goat, but the watches come - from . R. C. JL1 k e n the Jeweler. 1 , . : - - And from the Capital -Drug store you're, thinking he'd - need to patronise a drug store ha has obtained enough- safety raxor blades to last .- the remainder of the week for - gastronomleal pur poses. He likes-pliable blades and the . sharper -they are the slicker they go down. ; - -1- . "It's largely a matter of mus cular, control," says Clark, sana tive, of-Missouri and he show's 'em In his performances: with every chow at the Elsinore today ana tomorrow J - t. A special, feature which .will stress the dessert end of the menu is scheduled to be presented free In front of the theatre Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock when Clark will eat a portion of a Jumbo General tire . from the Jim and Bill super-service station. . !! .used to tell the. crowds that if the depression got much worse X might have to replace y diet of knick-knacks and hardware for a bale of hay, but jwith the entire country eating hay and liking it. 'twouldn't pay now so I -imagine 111 have to continue along this line, swallowing hook, line and sinker.' says the human inciner ator. . PoitivelyNdel AIR STAMP FORGERS ACTIVE A fresh epidemic of stamp lor- geries has appeared , in. Europe, and stamp , dealers and: collectors are being warned : against them. The forgers appear to be concen trating, on iparieai air-mall stamps and so many .' have ap peared on the . market that i a philatelic organization "has ' sent out to Us members a check list. Some 'air-mall stamps are worth D 1 s .wiNaJ f : A --! .- Insists Home is i His; Intruder to Be Investigated When Fred Carr, route 7, re turned home last night he found his home occupied by Jerry -Caswell, an elderly man, who Insist ed that' ho owned the place and that Carr had no business there. Although there were eleetrle lights in the house, Caswell had lighted a lamp, without a chimney,- and was making his way about by lamplight Carr .communicated with the sheriffs office and had Caswell apprehended. Late last night he was' taken to the slate hospital for further examination by authorities.' Atthoagk it may be Jost another jnevie ! denial" Leretta Young, snapped informally while vacs tioninr at Del If ante with Spen cer Tracy and a party ef friends, said she was pesitively stet" en-1 gaged te Tracy. Persistent ranor'. had it that the pair weald seen i wed. Tracy Is separated from his i ' wife.. CAPITAL WATCHING VII v. Imagine Eating a Watch! A ES IT You can take our word for it, Mr. Clark, appearing at the Elsinore theatre this week, actually does chew and swallow the works out of a watch chosen from our stock. The works constitute the main course, the crystal he takes : for dessert. Not Everyone Wan is to Eat a Watch, however . . - r-We ordinary people buy a watch for more practical pur- poses. A reliable watch is an invaluable asset. Here at Aiken's you will find, not only watches of inter- - natibnal reputations, but a Jewelry Institution that for 10 v years has followed rigidly an ideal of SERVICE to Salem and to its people. . . R. C. AIKEN,' Inc. SUCCESSORS TO BURNETT BROS. - 457 STATE ST. WASHINGTON, Sept. I. fAP Reiterating a determina tion to "avoid Intervention in Cuba at any cost except serious threat to American lives, the administra tion kept anxious watch today over sporadic disturbances In widely spread sections of the Is land. , . Although the- high peak of ten sion here apparently had been . lowered, the Washington, govern ment clearly was disturbed over disorders to the south and east or Havana. Secretary Hull at a meeting with newspapermen showed some pleasure in reporting that an army sergean' at Santiago, one of the trouble spots, had guaranteed pro tection for American lives and property. The American warship there would not be removed, however, Hnll added, until comnlete assur ance of 'safety had been given by the consul and the naval officer in charge. He mr.de clear no such word had been received. . The U. S. S. Nitro, ammunition and supply ship, headed toward Cuba from Hampton Roads, Vir ginia, carrying fuel and supplies for the American fleet. No indi cation was given that the war ves sels would leave r-ban waters soon. . Nurse Held for Slaying Former Employer, Grace SANTA CRUZ, Calif.. Sept. 14. (AP) Miss Wilhelmina Welts, 43-year-old nurse who police de clare! admitted she "stalked" Frank J. . M. Grace, retired cap italist, for 18 months to kill him. was held to answer on a murder charge here today. Miss Welts sat through the pre liminary hearing without any out ward show of emotion as witnes ses old of the fatal shooting of Grace in the garden of his sum mer home on the beach hill last Saturday night. Her brother and sister, William and Meta Welts, or Connelsviile, Pa., who- reached Santa Crux by automobile from the Oakland airport after a plane trip west, .were present in court See the. rsn: Di ... at the ' . "i5 . 'f'Si -ii.. t." iFotTOE'CliQ in Sales Month of July for the Entire United States TT&V-sTif'rZS in Marion County for 1 ,: - , . illiflflS'Gtl Sii Consecutive Months f 4 ' v r. : ' Equipped with n Shatter -Proof Glass 'that, "Rocks Can't" Break,-but-Rolla Clark Eats it - - - - DEPENDABLE EO NOMIGAli i STRIKING Can', Be -Purchased at Only a Little More . , Than the Lowest Priced Gars '1 ; ; . " ; ."- S838.00 and On. Delivered in Salem ' - ' CORNER LIBERTY AND CHEMEKETA ;j ' ; SlaysAnnoyer io'V- t' 1 f -y f - - ' UnLTMilCe Prince: of Astoria, N.Y, pictured after her - arrest when - sue confessed - sxaDDing vo death Charles Wolf ert. Astoria Jew- CAVA f- AU4 WIHMN ftM. SViMW J worked.-Mrs. Prmee told police Wolf ert bad persistently forced his attentions upon her, forcing her and I CLARK, TheMystery: of : Nature? Appearing at the Elsinore Today and Tomorrow. Usually' his meals "consist of ' class, razor blades and fish hooks i c Saturday at 2 P. M;, Hoy ever, He yill; V ' . Actually Devour Pieces of . a : ; Gcnchrol V Jcoin - . ; FROM ' Chemek eta at Liberty' ; - St, - - - r Watkins We Go a Long .Tay to Make Friends Phone 3412 1 2.00 each,', and ' thera are not many of them, which, makes-it easier for. tho forgers to. dispose of their, imitations. A member, of the Royal Philatelic society . stat ed in London that in some eases so clever was tho forgery that it had taken weeks to - esUbllsh tho fact that the stamp was spurt ous. ."Often a sUmp Is sent to the : other side of the world to prove whether It. is genuine or not,, ha -J said. The most difficult . forger- les to detect are those that have . been made by photographing ori ginals. .- -fr ? i' 0 TODAY AND TOMORROW , - - 1ii After marriage what? Two great stars in a fascinating 'picture of today. as the lovers on the troubled - sea of matrimony New York sat spellbound ... London cheered it . This startling play that bluntly speaks the lan guage of the heart and flies in the face of convention. r "Believe MrMoi ' Our -Merchandise is So Good Tnat 77 7 -, i iianno Ao ndi?c Bvod BottGf(S)cog Ob at the :1 -i-Li nsiLsninai3 " w I la" TODAY an SATURDAY NEW PRICES on the following Gillettes, blue blade . 25c Gillettes, regular . . 25c Probak . . . . 25c Auto Strop . . . . 25c Blades J. H. WILLETT 405 Slate St, comer Liberty Tel. 3118 1 I 1 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmimmmmtmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmr I Can't Eat Shoes Says ROLLA A. GLARE But These New Frieridlies Are So Good That I Will Eat . The Nails In Them Mr. Clark Appear at tin rinore Today Tomorrow -s 'a You'll Bind just the Shoes You Need in the Friendly Line - See Them Now! . . . . . I -4- l If Most Styles -v ! $5i00 and $6.00. ' . I . - ' - - - ,- - f . ff ' - v- .7. .. I r 136 N: C!6mnierciaLSt;; V1- Vv i. ..t - . . .. . - ber husband to quit ueir ions.