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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1933)
fc 1.'.. 1 T ml , 1 . in 1 1 1 m il i 1 PAPA WHO n PATS! JIM5JW RMntaml U S Ptoatt LOOK AT MAMA! SHE'S BOU&HT A NEW FUR COAT AND I'LL BET IT COST PLENTY! WELL,THERES NO USE OF ME SCOLDINZt HER! IT'S BOUGHT AND PAID FOR AND I MI&HT AS WELL ACT AS THOUGH fM V THATS A BEAUTIFUL ( 7IiY.PAPA! ITS SO COAT, MAMA! VOU LOOK STUNNtNcr in m i EXPENSIVE I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT M2L.TO HAVE ITl mm m m- m. rm a 1 I'M 7LAD VOU BOUGHT, IT, MAMA! YOUVE, BEEN A SWELL LITTLE WIFE TO ME AND YOU V-va? SOMETHING NICE! 1 WASNT even 60NfcT0SH0W IT TO YOU FOR FEAR YOUD RAISE SCEUE,FPA! Li ft' I TM FROM THE FURRIERS' I'VE. AN ORDER TO PICKUP A FUR COAT! At 7 i inuv I PHONED iFM TO CALL K rr" BUT IVE CHANGED MY MtNO! I'M 60IN4 TO UEEP THE COAT! MY HUSBAND WILL MAIL 1 WERE YOU OMNIA SEND THE COAT BACK, MAM A? SURE I WAS, PAPA! I WAS SENDING IT BACK BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D LET ME SPEND so mm i:o:zy! - 1 1 1 . v r . 1TvCN, A CHECK FOR IT Am. I 11 via I ml -f.n OH, PAPA! LET ME KISS YOU! THE COAT COST 0560.22 AND IF YOU HADN'T OUST SAID YOU WAMTFH n& TO KEEP IT I'D HAVE SENT rr BACK! O 1933. King Fearurc Syndicate, inc.. Grcai Brain nghts resetted HE DAZ2LIN4 STELLA CLUimt RECENTLY ARRIVED IN pRAirtu j:.;rn:;i TO BE MARRIED TO ROxER KAlLERTCn IN THE' HOME OF UNCLE EVERETT! STELLA CLINKER I i Aoiw, TO ,er-r THE SHOCK OF HER LIFE R!HT If 0W WHEN ROER KA1LERTON TELLS HER I HAT HE 15 HOT A RICH MAN! Toots and Casper Q&ERe. is tXXLE Everett as he LOOKED WHEN, HE WAS COURTING. ELSIE IN PRAIRIE? UUNCTION YEARS . AQ! kUtchfor HIS CLOTHESKEXT fET HOLD OP AS MAMV rmci nc caim nrr AS VOU CAN SO YOUU. HAVE EXTRA ONES N CASE VOU TEAR OR WEAR OUT ANY OF TEM? '0 j3 T0M0RRCW WILL BE OUP wfpjmim. DAY STELLA DARUNr, BUT BEFORE WE'RE MARRIED THERE'S SOME THlNcf I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING IVE OFTEN TRIED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN NO MATTER what rr is. I'LL LOVE YOU OUST THE SAME, ROER! I AM NOT A RICH MAN. STELLA FAR FROM IT! FOR THIRTY YEARS I HAVE BEEN EMPLOYED HERE ON MR. CHUCKLE'S ESTATE AS THATS ABSURD! CStaiCUS! YOU MUST BE RICH. OTHERWISE HOW COULD YOU HAVE AFFORDED ALL THE SERVANTS, LIMOUSINES AND LUURJES YOU HAD IN THE CTTY? IV . 1 xPSj Mt m n- U Mr n V mT JWf A MT fl-V YOU EVIDENTLY THINK THAT I'M A WEALTHY MAN. DEAR. BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU SO, DID I ? MX) HAVE NEVER DISCUSSED FINANCES WITH ME,R0rER,BUT BECAUSE OF THE SPLENDOR IN WHICH YOU LIVED I UUD6ED YOU IU Dfc AVERT VERY RICH MAN! THATS EASY TO EXPLAIN, STELLA! MR. CHUCKLE LIKES ME AND I ALWAYS WISHED FOR A BRIEF t"yA5TE Op LUXURY AND HE 6RANTED MY WISH! HE PAID ALL OF MY EXPENSES FOR THE TWO MONTHS THAT t UVED IN LUXURY IN THE CITY1 Mfes SUCH A crENEROUS MAN! YOU SAID YOU LOVEDMe, STELLA AND I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME! I HAVE A. COUPLE OF THOUSAND DOLLARS SAVED UP AND WE COULD LIVE IN MY LITTLE COTTAGE ON THIS L ESTATE! MR. CHUCKLE" IT ISN'T true! IT CANT BE TRUE! SURELY, MR. KA1LERTON ISN'T YOUR 1 YES. ITS TRUE. MISS CI IMVCTO i rosier is my Gardener and I'M VERY FOND OF H1M HP HA ALWAYS BEEN A LOYAL AND 1 f LET ME 60! '( I WANT TO BE ALONE! I WANT TO THINK -i THl!I!t ABNER IS WORTH &"SOO OOO 2 riit i -niOKicrk uim rvwu TSSPi J DOLLARS, AND NOW THIN4 THAT I EVER DID IN MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT i i-it wwin r-Muii FOR NOT INVEST! h ATI N& R04ERS FINANCES BEFORE I UtLTED ABNEpl! 6ARDENER. I'D FEEL SORRY FOR STELLA IF SHE WASNT SUCH A TERRIBLE SCHEMER! SHE SCHEMED ONCE TOO OFTEN, IT SERVES HER RIHT FOR BEINt SO RUTHLESS 1 WITH ABNER ROAER KAILERTON 6CHN4 ABOUT HIS DUTIES AS IF NOTHINcx HAD HAPPENED! THERE HE IS WORKING IN THE -GARDEN AHIS ROMAK1CP wrru k.7 7 STELLA CLINKER l OVER AND IT'S Wrru A HEAVY HEART THAT HE TURNS ONCE MORE TO THE FLOWERS HE MY LITTLE ROMANCE WITH STELLA ONLY LASTED TWO MONTHS, BUT IT WAS THE HAPPIEST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE AND I'M GRATEFUL FOR OUST A LITTLE HAPPINESS! LOVES! 4)r c -3k Inc., Great Bfitiuw riihw rnrvrl. WWT WILL I DO HOW? i MUST IL STELLA CLINKER ISNT 6OIN6 TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD FOR LON4.Y0U CAN DEPEND UPON THAT! YES, I HAVE IT!" I HAVE A PLAN AND I'LL CARRY IT THROUGH! HELLO, ABNER DEAR! WE SHOULDNT ..PSPRS A 60R4EOUS EVENING ) LIKE THIS LETS TAKE A !- 1Uf?NNICE DRIVE Jf Q ) ( uust vou a v u S THAT'S IT ? STELLA'S PLAN 15 TO WIN ABI2SR BACK TO HER! Purely, he wont BE FOOUSH ENOUGH TO A6A1N FALL A VICTIM OF HER ,SCHSMlNAff mi ... : V I I II I iii- m. i . ,