The Oregon statesman., February 20, 1925, Page 3, Image 3

THE OREGON1 STATESMAN SALZlUXZZGOll
FRICAVMOliKG jP'ESRU AHY '20V 1025 'f
PiililOILt ,
i PASSED BY SENATE
Better Operating Conditions
for Commissioner Are
Provided by: Measure
A measure .designed-to give the
prohibition, commissioner .a. better
law to work under was passed by
the senate yesterday afternoon by
a vote of 27 to 3; It , is. Senate
Bill 209, introduced by the Alco-
holic Traffic committee.
The bilif Increased the available
fund froiaS.HpO to' $50,00, andpouth.?;;vern()rs - added their
provides- that itheXines-cQllected
shall be divided into ,two parts.
One half of the fine money, up
to $1000 shall go into the-prohibi-
tion fund; 25 per cent of Xhe re-
Jmalning half will be placed 'at the
.disposal of the sberiff'and the
pother 75 per cent will be under the
control or me district attorney.
' A provision is also made "where
by the sheriffs and district at-
if'WO T&NIGHT'
M for loss of appetite, ted breath.
, coated tongue. bUiooaneu,
' Witkoet griping or mamtea " . ,
CHAMBERLAIN'S
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Rest Liht -Oiot Organiamtlon' In America
HieciI Attention- to the Matinee of the 5s,
"Jlikado," Hnndar;' February 22.
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America's Best Ixved Comic Opera
SUNDAY, FKJSRUAKY 23
"ROBIN HOQD'V
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The Slost Tuneful of
, Light fieras
torneya caa work, in combination,
and pool' the' fund. " ' .
The prohibition commissioner is
given the power of appointing tha
men fn his department, -a right
which the governor has under the
present law. ' V The governor; how
ever, reserves the power of fixing
salaries . ," .
., The bill was passed after a long
discussion, daring which a com
plete .. review ' was - made of ' the
Cleaver administration. The sen
ators voting: against the measure
were Clark, Hall and Upton.'
Southern Governors Enter
Protest on Oil Taxation
ATLANTA, Ga. Feb.' I, Two
protests. to those already express
ed against legislation either tax
ing oleomargarine, which fcs a
combination of animal-and -vegetable
fats or forbidding the man
ufacture and sale of butter . sub
stitutes. - " f;y v:v v:
Members of congressional dele
gations also added their voice to
the protests, Senator' Gooding of
Idaho, wiring a protest to the
governor of his home state. j
Fear that passage of legislation
putting ' a heavy "tax on'' oleomar
garine would prove detrimental to
the .sale of cottonseed oil, one of
the most Important by-products
of southern farms, was first ex
pressed in telegrams sent by Gov
ernor Angus W... McLean of North
Carolina, to ' governors of. other
southern states., ; Senator Over
man of .North Carolina' added his
voice to the .protest from" tha floor
of tlte'enate in Washington;"; :', f
' . Governor, Ftiqua of Louisiana
today requested members of the
Louisiana congressional delega
tion to use their' influence to de
feat the proposed legislation. ;
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A GREAT PICTUKE!
Brave days in j old Kentttcicy.
The life and love of racing folk. "
Spills! Thrills! Chilli! Don't
miss itt
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WELD .WILLIE'S. VALENTINES
- By George S.' ChappcU' -,
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Little WHHe said 4 to Grace,
"My, you've sofa funny face.' '
Just the same, , I like It fine.,
you're my.'comio . Valentine." -
.11 ' ' .-V -Willie,
with, his little bow, : i
Shot a shaft at Cousin Flo.
When she'fCrted he : said: "You
.- Stupid, , .; ' ; -
Can't you see I'm playing! cupid?"
"I " , . : '
Willie learned by ; heart a note '
This, at supper, he recited. .,
Which his Sister's ; sweetie . wrote.
Sister was, of course delighted.
. The Brute
Mrs. Lewis : , 'What kind of a
Valentine greeting did. you send to
mother, "dear?" " ' ;
Lewis (unfeelingly) : "A "stay
at home' card." '
Showinjr His Fault - .
Patient: "I went through your
daily dozen for over a month, but
I feel weaker than when I start
ed." u- -r ' " -i ; l
; Instructor "The chances are
you worked too hard. .You must
learn to exercise your judgment!
Ester. Orvid.
THE JIXtJLEANCJLK COUNT.R
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My Valentine I thought with joy
she'd hail it . ; ' '
But, such my luck was, X forgot
to mail it. ' ; : - . v -
Such" foolish questions, said the
maid, were mine
I only asked her to be my valen
tine. ' t ", --Arlina Ooperman.
That she would be my valentine, I
- prayed.
"Don't take bib for a saint, sir,"
said the; maid. ; ' s
Dorothy Crist.
MY RUSSIAN VALEXTIXE
By Dr. Walter E. Traprock,
F. R. S. S. E. V.
, .The . return of St. Valentine's
Day recalls an affair oft th heart
which .transpired during; iay youth
ful' days in Russia, the bid Ctarist
Russia with all its griitet-afi A In-i
i "f ?,
1. As agent for a British oil sndi
cate; I mixed with ' the most bril
liant socletyf At a court ball I
With 'your sole and dainty fluff,
Duchesse Sophie,' wife of Grand
Duke Borax. The next day was
St. Valentine's Day! -...A.royal
skating party had been
planned. We met on' the palace
pond. Ah, how beautiful she
looked,' gliding over the ice In her
ermine knickers 'and jewelled ti
ara! But how could I declare my
love with spies on every side? An
idea seized me."' '" ' : y 1
I was a skillful 'skater. Under
the guise of executing a "grape
vine" I "wrote Vli love you" with
my skates on ' the black" surf aee.
The Ducheese caught on Instant
ly. - Following ,me she wrote In a
somewhat . cramped - hand' or
should I say,: foot? the words.
' new today : I
f? ilr i h in
r ;
"Me too.? During the morning by
means of this skate-writing. ' We
planned an elopement.'
- tThat night I waited, on the op
posite side of the frozen Neva. At
midnight I was to sound 'a signal
blast on my samover. Alas, that
blast was never blown. , A warm
rain and moderating . weather
thawed the ice: our chance was
gone. The Duchess ' was found,
weeping Into the frustrating cur
rent. Our plan became known
and X made my escape,' down, the
back-steppes of Russia, - Into Tur
key. ' ' '..
It was there, as a guest of the
Sultan, that I met Zilla, the beau
tiful Circassian but of that, an
other time
Receiving one of these comic
Valentines Is - no Joke if it fits
your case.
Ear- Ear!
i ! A pupil had asked the question
the teacher had Just finished ex
plaining. . She then asked: "Now
Jack, what are your ears for?" v.
Another pupil hastily- answer
ed: "To hang, his eye-glasses .on."
' ; ; ; Louise Langer
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Next In Line!
Mildred: "Did Gene ask you to
be his Valentine, dear?
i Ethel: "Of course he did. But
I told him It was Fred's turn this
year!" .. . i
' . . , Harold Cuddy.
TO A IOVTDER PUFF
Downy little powder puff,' '
With your soft and dainty fulff.
You have privileges sweet;
Your lire Is a constant treat.
How I envy you yourrduty,
Small contributor to, beauty!
I am glad you cannot speak
As you press my Gertrude's cheek,
For "my heart is fiercely burning
With a deep and jealous yearning
Just to touch my lips to those
Freshly, blooming cheeks of rose.
Though you travel free and oft
To those velvet cheeks so soft,
Here is Just, a word of warning
If my game you are horning,:
Yon and I will com a o siring
If you touch) Tray Gertrude's lip! ,'
, ? a ,
Food Inspedtorr : -This Is , a
mighty
sick looking liver; lyba
f.'saleM v ! JftJ
have for
Butcher :; "All-right. I'll 'mn
over to ; the drng 'store, and get
some liver pills." - , ;;-
. Mrs.' O. A.'. Bauer.
. . " - - Vindicated
A fpageVbt ; Cross " Word puzzles
To 'dear; near-6ighted, grandma's
I always "'knew' she ' proudly
'That quilts .would come In style
again." -." '-' -ii
' Alice Crowell Hoffman
All's Swell " s"
I Dolia:. ' " Does your husband
read much?" ;' ' ;
Celia: "No, we haven't quarrel
led for months." '
Bruno Riofdoni.
m.
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limes AV Heme's
famous melo
drama of New
England and the
frozen North;
beautifully
brought to t ho
. screen.
COfiSOLIDATIOra :: ;;.-..v:;
; -, j PUNS OFFERED
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legislature was in , session and
would, not be, restricted to. 40 4ays
only,, as. at present.
Ttie '.fourth- resolution adopted
provides that should a candidate,
receiving the endorsement of two
parties, . die a few, days prior to
the election.' the governor should
appoint a man to fill the yacancy
until the next general election. At
present if a candidate should die.
af third party candidate -wjould
probably receive sufficient votes
to place- him in office, a form of
Vfreak; legislation," it was main
tained s by the. advocates of the
change. - ,
AMOTE
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III IM 'I I'll' L' I'fll I
ULULI1 UUIU IV ILL
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Marion County Hi-Y Clubs to
. Hold Conference; Pro-
gram Is Planned
Delegates from all IJi-Y clubs
tn Marion county, recently decided
to sponsor an Older Boys confer
ence to be conducted by, the boys
of Marion county , in Salem next
month. A special effort Is being
made to secure Frank Moran- as
spiritual leader and guide, for the
Ma At,-
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Of
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5 . 1 ' - ' AX "OCR GANG" OOMI3DV'
patiie njewsv "
conference, or some equally strong
character. ' - ' T
They organized with the chair
man and secretary and appointed
a program committee consisting of
all , the Hi-T presidents of he
county as members, and suggest
ed an outline, for them to follow.
.; Friday night Banquet, organi
zation, toasts, Inspiration, song.
Saturday morning Adress on
the intellectual or vocational side
of a boy's life, followed by a dis
cussion of boys of . the same sub
ject coming to conclusion and find
ings. This to be followed by vo
cational guidance program and
an arrangement for every. -boy to
have dinner with some big bus
iness man or official man, where
they will discuss the boy's voca
tion and future. .- ,' ;
HAIL
rAT ,r
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HIS ILlSCAIJi in
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" Saturday-afternoon An &vllre?3
on the physical 6idd cf tie bey's
life followed by a discuss!" i.s
in the morning. " This to La fol
lowed by a physical and .recrea
tional program illustrative of the
findings, etc . . , t ":'
Saturday' night A lecture " on
"The Social. Side, of Boy's Life."
follo'wed by "discussion; etc. ' ;
Sunday morhing-A dlscussioh
by boys- of religious -or Christian'
side of Boy's life which" will 'be
followed by inspirational address
and opportunity for every boy to
square himself v with, the oppor
tunity1 God has given him. If this
program Is carefully worked ' out
by these p' residents It promises to
be the best conference, and pos
sibly tbe most tar reaching In ef
fect yet held in the country;.
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