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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 15, 1925)
" r-'i rrr , jbj&iismr JRsmzj Iubijl -- On tiro liot "'Attention, company," announc ed the director sharply. "We are doing the Comedy of Errors, written j a Mr. Shakes peare. Stick to his errors and don't sprinkle In any of your own." , ; - Wally the Mystic , ' "' He'll Answer Your Questions, l-r Somehow . This world Is full of many things That -puzzle common folks and . . kings; ' - ' ; ' - -' But an la; llystlc Wally's mind A very present help wll TInd. ; . ' ; ,V't" , : ' -JL jealous Teacher Dear Wally: , i V". .: Teacher look my name, ''- V Although I'm not a hit to blame; Boys wnr pass notes Ho 'me In ' SChotl; Is, that so very naughty? " . ' JEWEL. Dear Jewel: , 1 will bet a dollar That teacher, when she was a "' scholar. " 'H -Oft traded notes with hoys herself; But now she's old -and on the shelf. - I ' Jnwer After Dear Wally;: ' 1 feel crabby yet; I saw a. man with whom I pet . Smite sweetly at another girl. t want stnne vengeance. . " ? i ' ' -Tj l I'EEVrSjI' PEARL. Dear Peevish Pearl: : . ' A woman must f 4 ' Wait till the fellow says, 'I dost;" Then, when the honeymoon is o'er, Her vengeance comes forevermore. Beginning Karly Little neighbor Donald, fat, red headed, ged three, wa3 playing with Lillian, four, when Lillian's mother discovered they were fuss ing angrily. - - J, -; Mother' called them into her room. "Aren't you two ashamed to be quarreling so? Now kiss and make up and ran out: and. play," she said. ' tf IWHU MY 'METHOD - of treating Piles, veeogiazed at to successful, is nott surjicaL No tnconrcniences, CTnbsrrass mentsrcoofinenientdqringuesuuents. Oae may come and go about his duties as usual. Relief Is apparent from the very first, and 1 positively GUARAN TEE to cure any case v Piles or tcfitad the patient's fee. . ? ; If vo win writ to aa 1 will send yea my FREE beek n POa mud ether Hactal end Celea disor ders. -:-.:.; -OES' 5TATTXC OFFICES: j ma ItaToary' , 36-inch Scrim ' ' On Sale 14c nnd lV yd nln Floor. Cape Cloves A Genuine Value Can be put to hard usage for street or driving. Tan, brown, M AO grey .::.;:... V .iJUPr. , 311 n Floor 27 Inch Gingham For Dresses or Aprons 15c vd '. , 3Laia Ileor ' tr: V O. pen ATM ki t ; . M - . If U . . ! ... f--r - - : :' v" - It'- ;. . "- V ; : ;;. :' " -; ' . -Ay. " Every Dcparlncnt includ ln& tSowcslalra store is of fering greal Values for final 'ckan-up. . . THE OnCGON; STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGON Lillian drew herself up and, with all the scorn her fonr years could muster,, said: "Bo! Iroi think I'd kiss that dirty face rf if . Donald, hastening to the bath room yelled: 'Wait a minute 111 go wash it." III - Mrs. Corinne IC Smith. . v - r;:T..-i-:i "rl. On the Trail t l ..''I Clarence: "I .will pise for you." ; Mary: "I'm afraid it will he a lonesome pine.'; ?r -i j j : -,i ! i-Louis fdii Eiggs. f -. I. "' i I i ' KeepMoVlng! if Tillman; "My wife Insists on . F taking me evening." Bender: Tillman: on a ' long; hike every "For your health?" "So, she's looking for an apartmeat."f - i; i ' H; Mrs. Jacob Malberg. - . um Ai noen miKeu it jj ! , The only time a second-hand ftar Is worth a lot of money is when you try to insure It! !;; $ . ', ij y 3IY EMOTIOXAIj JTIJfK By Norman t Rgjf. ; I was sitting with my darling; f We were gazing at the Won And the dreamy, summer languor Made my senses almost swoon; But Just when toy warns emotions Were attuned to highest pitch, My poor bou! went dropping earth- ' ward , - r! i ' For my nose began to itch! 'f I was seated at a conceri 1 . Where a master weavedj his spejl. And his playing seemed celestial. Now 'twas soft and now twouid swell; . .i j ! Soon my soul was filled with long ing, Nothing earthly could appease; -1 Then the spell was rudely broken. And I simply had to sneeze! It has always been my j trouble ; That at moments most -sublime Some disgracefal thing will hap- Without failure, every time. If an orchestra or speaker ' Mores me to emotion deep, . . My shoe lace becomes infastened Or my foot will go to slep! . I A Bad Scare Willard: i "Did you iever nave sUge fright" 1 J ; : Burrell: "Yes, once! i thought I was going to have to take three Kirla to a is enow'" ,x . : A Financial Absence 1 Loveny: "I don't care to go to the party if Wells is going to be there." ' I 'j ; 7' .- ! . ; Grange: "How r much do you owe him?" j .; ; ' Mrs. Geo. W, Flood, i DR. BALDPLATE REELS OFF A FTSil TA1,E 1 j I "I've seen good rlshing." said Dr. George A. j&aldplate, rubbing his polished dome reflectively, "but, honest to goodness, I've nev er seen anything like what I ran across one season in Florida. ' ! "It was Just after thfe' war. The ponds had not been fished for sev eral seasons and fish if ? say,. Kafoury's 4 . ' "' ' ' ' : Pure .:, . i j j H Sills Hose ' Full fashioned, very satis factory, $1.49 black only - vl f V " J : Washable Rugs1, Sale Ends Saturday; January 17, at 6 p. m. ; A general) re-grouping and . drastic price reducing results in every depart ment to miike tHe last days .1 of this great iale the best ever. , . . as I came toward the little pond, way back' in the timber, where I was aiming- to fish, it looked like the : whole surface of the water was lifting itself up. : Fish were jumping by Ine thousands.' "At Urst I taught several hun dred with my landing net, the way a 'kid catches butterflies. Then I threw in my line and hauled them out till my arm ached. Finally, Jt seemed they .didn't jump so much. Occasionally one - would show himself but not often. At last I figured it out.' "When I had ; first struck the pond those fish were so tightly packed In .that pond that they couldn't breathe and they simply had to come up for air." , VIRGIfJ FOREST IMS BIG APPEAL West Virginian Asks Price of - Timber and About Dirt Roads - A communication from Clarks burg, West Virginia, has been re ceived by the Chamber of Com merce in response to the extensive advertising campaign In the east. The letter is . unique in that, the writer desires to know whether fevers and lung diseases are preva lent, asks about . the climate for rheumatism, wants to know if a person can , buy any of the .virgin timber, which is within reach of transportation, and if - the. nt roads get deep with mud in the winter season. - ; Another query asks if the tour ist must have fishing and hunting licenses, and : what price per acra is asked for timber and ground. The last question is about near beer manufactories in the city, i The writer stated that a party of four plan to visit Oregon this spring and j enclosed names of friends whom he wished to inter est in this state. r . The proper information f was supplied and in answer to the question about dirt roads it was pointed oat that the 1,243 miles of roads in Marlon county : only 302 miles were not surfaced with permanent material. Deficit in Motor Vehicle Fund Faced By Washington OLMPIA,: Wash.7 Jan. 14. A deficit of approximately $48,000 in motor vehicle and highway safe ty funds' looms before the state department : of . licenses, Director Fred J. Dibble reported today. The report stated that the de partment handled ; an : increased business, ranging as high as 38.8 per cent in the motor vehicle de partment, although the appropria tion was 324,526 less than the amount expended in 1921-23. Receipts increased more than $2,000,000 in the last biennium but were turned over for highway construction, stated the- report. The f unda .available were expend ed January 1.' ; Miss Dollle Button, 'who has been confined at the Salem hos pital -during the past few days, can now be removed to her home, it was declared yesterday. Kafoury's Women's ,- iias Wool Hosq : Odds and Ends, all wool, silk and wool, 1 ; A real bargains Jr.T.... 5 OC Slain Floor rcrthr l SJr-c Shop v ZZZ AUcr St. DAWES SOW OF lil BLAIR Clara' Fee Resents . Alleged iii-.i. . . ru' a r-... .i AuacK on unnsimas uxy Demandi $2080 n : A Christmas present consisting of slaps upon the face and body, beatings upon the head, and burns secured while sjie ! was dragged across, a hot stove land resulting In cuts and bruises which confined her to her bed for seven days and in the house for tieven more Is not desired declares Clara B. Fee, wife of George Fee, Jn rwhose farm a large still was foind hid in a well. Consequently shef has filed action in the county coiurt against Hen ry B. Blair to collect 32080, as damages because jof an alleged as sault upon her by Blalr. The woman asks: eral damaees. 350. $2000 in gen- for treatment from the injuries ind burns 330 for the loa of serrices to her hus- band. I. Lester Fee. , brjother v of Charles Fee 'was granted a reprieve by a! few days agp Governor Pierce in order that he pnight attend the funeral of his father. The brother was arrested at (the time of i the raid by - the officers on the Fee place, but was latter released, It was stated that jCharles Fee and his wife did not5 know about; the still, according to the man confin ed In the county tjail ; 1 HOUSE PASsis! " FIRST MEASURE j (Continued f from : pa 1) cation. James S. Stewart of Cor vallls, former r presentative, was extended the coi rtesy'of the floor upon motion of :H.Fitsmaurice of Condon. Vetoed ills will be taken from the table a id referred to the proper commltte ?. 3 . , , . , j Bills introduced In the house Wednesday wera as follows: ; No. 28 By Joint committee of mads and highways of. house and senate, at : request i of i governor'i sipeclal committees ; .To provide state . highway maintenance ,, ac-! count in the state j highway fund as defined in section 4487 Oregon laws.' . I ' j" No. 29 By (Ralph ; Cowglll, . 6,f Medford: To : repeal; chapter 19, Oregon laws, requiring, filing of analysis of metals before they can be offered for sake.' , No. 30 By R (by request); A. Ford, Dayvllle To validate the equalization, levying and collection of taxes upon failure to give notice Of the meeting! pf he ooard b equalization and prescribing pro-J No. 31 By Washington county delegation of tile house and sen ate, for acquiring; site and build- ing for 360,000 Grove. No. 32 by armory at Forest joint i ways and means committee :: Appropriation l - mm tog ; Kafonrys ! White Be4 Spreads Large Ioable ; Bed ! SiAs Sale .....i.,.S2.98 , . 'Main. Floor ! . ' Firmly and closely woven practical, erviStble rngs Extra Special Value .... $1.00 Downstairs Store Superfast Suiting 3 6-lnch Absolutely! Fastj Col ors, for Dressea 11 I Aprons, etc. . '. rslmXl Ialn Howrf 1 ';"!;: All nernairilng Readyrtb-t7 Greatly Reduced of $2a,000 for ; expenses of 33rd session. 'i' ---.l- - No. 83--By A. M. Collier, Klam ath Falls: To permit county courts to sell a portion of property fore closed upon for delinquent tax6s. No, 4 By W. C4 North, Port land: i Creating a commission for relief of veterans of the World :Wr.H -ifil'j iKI: ;ij I -i : r- I No. 35 By Herbert Gordon, of Portland: Authorizing organiza tion of mntaal:savinss banks, of which !aU profits shall go to stock holders 1 and permitting long-term reaf estate loans, j- HEALTH BOARD Tl F GDTT. B. PLAGUE Officers Want Regulations ij to prevent Deaths From Carbon ' Monoxide Because there has been an in crease! in tuberculosis In Oregon during the past year,' the Oregon state board of health passed res olutions favoring stringent regula tions for the prevention of tuber culosis and bubonic plague and deaths from carbon monoxide poisoning at their , meeting yes terday. -P j 'f ' Dr. C. M. Bardee of Portland was elected president of the board Dr. W. F. Phy of Hot Lake, vice president and Pr, B B. Strieker of Portland reelected secretary. The board favors' stringent reg ulations preventing the appear ance of the bubonic Plague In the Pacific northwest: Likewise they favor the establishment ot a Unit ed States experimental station at Portland to stamp out - rodents. Rat-proofing Qt) food storage quarters was also favored. ' A To guard against, carbon mon oxide poisoning , . tae board sug gests the placing of proper vents and the educating of the residents of houses to guard against the mater.'" if . 1 FLYER FORCED DOWN f LACUNA BEACH, Cal.; Jan. 14. The naval bombing and scout plane 2-F-7 flying from San Diego to San Pedro was forced down by engine trouble near here shortly before dark tonight. It was not damaged, and will continue onLo San Pedro tomorrow. - : r ;,. - - - Fresh flowers, vegetables and eggs for all occasions. Mattdn News. "" Mji; j - $30.00 First Quality : S3 Pound Floss Mattresses '? Stitched Box Edges $22175 3-Pieco ! Knameled ; I-; Ityfyf-y. Bedroom Groups , Bed,' DresHer, t- Chiffonier Ivory or SUvertono "K $54.75" - i 1 $il.SO lnunons ' ' t-.lh :-:!- Steel Beds i '! ? - " 3 Desirable Finishes $7.95 ! $31 Walnnt Finish !r v . j i 4 -.; ' ; -' Drop Leaf Tea Wagons llemovable Glaaa Trara $22.75 I ! Use: Your v Credit TKUnSDAV ivIORNING; EX-SEIICEKJ : ' IlilEOf HI Spent 22 Months on Firing Line; Other Cases of Dis- tress Reported Appeal . has been made to the local chapter of the American Red Cross; by two different parties who ate In need -of work, j One is. a family of three, in which the fath er spent over 22 j months on the firing line; He is a carpenter by trade. The wife and mother is a trained nurse and is capable ' of handling work in that line. The child Is 8 and one-half years old. Tney need groceries i and money, and want a job, because both - of them are able to work and, can work if a job is given them. "Call 239 or 318 Oregon building. : ; A mother ,with five Jittle girls has asked for; aid, because the hus band left them destitute. ' There Is not enough food In the house and ' the ' money is gone The mother is a practical nurse. Com municate with Mrs. Young at 332 of the Associated ' Charities. McfAdden billI PASSED BY HOUSE i (Contlnnod frota pg 1) it i t?e, author of the; bill The bill i which passed bv standing Vote of 172 to 65V after the house, by a roll call vote of 25 to-90 had rejected a section by m Representative Black, demo crat, Texas, to I recommit the measure for addition to it of a series.. (Ot I amendments j sponsored by2 h,liS and. Representative S tea gall, another democrat member of the banking committee, which previously had been turned down. One of the! amendments adopted today,! offered by Representative Wingo of Arkansas, ranking dem ocrat ' on ! the committee, struck out a section which mkde the fol lowing acts crimes punishable un der federal statutes: . Conspiracy to boycott, black list or cause withdrawal, of de posits from a bank holding mem bership in the federal reserve sys tem; -robbery: or burglary of a member bank; making intentional false statements for the purpose of obtaining; credit from! a member bank or fraudulently dissipating or selling personal property upon Which there is a mortgage to a member bank. J Passags I of the : McFadden bill A Sale of 700 HIGH GRADE All Slightly Axminsters Seamless Velvets i apestry Brussels Large Room rii Slightly Imperfect Bugs ' some TOO of themjust received from the mil la are: offered in thim January Sale at unusual reductions lnJ (price.' T All are of high quality, and thow their imperfections only onT close Inspection. The quality of these rugs has not been hurt in any, way you can expect the same long service the anie satisfaction as those without imperfections. , 1 - 9x15 Aacminster Rugs that would 190.00, at 11.3x12 Ax minster Rugs that would sell, if perfect, for 1 4 r 190.00. at Q14 9x12 Axminster Rugs that would pvw.vv,. t $.3x10.6 Axminster Rugs that would sell, if perfect J for ti P 59.50. at .; $6im)D 7.6x9 Axminster Rogs that would Bell, If perfect, for t)A r 15.00.' at ; J... Zy.75 6.9x9 Axminster Ruga that would sell, if perfect, 1 tor Ah nf 139.60. at ..... . . . i 1 . . ' . Z685 9x12 Axminster Rugs that would seli, : if perfect, for 'fi Ar 319.60; at .; ; . . ; 44, . ,, $32.85 8.3x10.6 Axminster Rugs that would sell, if perfect, for tin fr H5.oo; at $U.u5 37x54 Axminster Ruga that would sell, if perfect,' for o if 35.60. at . ... . . .... ..... 5) , 3.35 26x63 Axminster Rugs that would selC if perfect for r ! f r 3900, jat ... .... ... ..4;. ........... 5.Z5 9x12 Seamles Velvet lings with-fringed ends, that tO7, r would tretl, perfect, for 318,75," at . . . . . . . . s6 4 .jO ,"" ' : ' -;.t' : -L i i . . :. .'.( '' "' : ? "' :- " ! ri- ;; -r y ' ' All Lmoleuxri and Felt Base Floor Covering ; at Bis Reductions , '7 c-?, JANUARY 15, 1923 caved the way for consideration tomorrow by the honse of the $39, 000,00 0 rivers and harbors author ization bill. ' Nearly all economic reforms de pend -on a change of rales that will favor - the Incompetent. Walnuts Replacing Prunes m silverton Orchards SILVERTON Ore., Jan. 14. (Special). A number of Silver ton prune growers are reporting that j they, are planting walnut trees In their "prune orchards and that las soon! as the walnut trees begin bearing the prune trees will be removed, f The walnut acreage is fast Increasing in the; Silverton district! : j f . - $ a- Walnut growers also report that ! the crop for next; year was slightly damaged by the recent frost but that the trees were not injured Crip Left You IS winter time your backae; time?; Are you lame," stiff and echy ; tortured-wilh; constant backache and sharp stabs of pain? - I ' i" i i Look, then, to sour AiVneja GripJ colds and chius weaken the" kidneys and prevent them from properly filtering the blood. Then follows nerve-racking back ache, sudden stabs of pauv headaches, dizziness and annoying kidney irregularities. You feel weak, tired nil worn put. ;f '''.:',-- "' ".!..'' 1 i : , i Don't Wait! Delay may prove serious. Use Doan tXlt rwn' k&v. filriH thousands. TheT should help ybu. Ask gour neighbor! ! ! Here Is Sal Proof : Mrs. Ii A. Barrick. 1357 . were -wrak atid ti tunes I had aavere backaches mid tell dull nod languid-. I frequently had nervona hradarlirs, atul my kitlnen wonldn't act right. 1 used Doan'a Pi I In and they soon put my kidney in good order, the backache left and 1 felt better in eTery way." ' Mokts Pills : l Stimulant Diuretic to.the Kidneys j At all dealers, 60c a Vox. Foiter-Mabmi Co Mfg. OkW, Ba5alo,R RUGS 'Imperfect bell, if perfect, tor ir Dl4 Bell, If perfect $39.85 u I 1 ... m Another! School Bill Is Sponsored By Sen. Eddy Senator B." L. Eddy, of Rne. burg, is again introducing a bill4 designed to make more practir ai the high school courses of study. The measnre is similar to the one defeated by the 1923 legisla tare. Optional studies to the eX. tent ol preventing thorough train lng in required studies are barred. r The bill provides that the oh. ligatory studies- "shall includQ United States history; the history and leading! principles of Amer. lean constitutional law in simple form; American literature;' the English language, including pram mer, composition." rhetoric, Fpeii lng and pqnetuation; penmanship; bookkeeping; practical operations in arithmetic. Radio services are good. but(V miss the clink of Deacon Brown's nickel in the collection plate. 1 x Bad Bach? Hines 6t.. : "! liilncy 1 $20MShnmonsM Double Deck Coil Springs ; ... ).. j : ' Full or Twin Sixes - -. r v - i J '. ;- .: $14.50 $08JS0 Overstuffed -;! , ' Tapestry - -") . .' . Davenports ' C; ." tl, Choice of Patterns $75.00 $8.50 Walnut Finish Qucca Anns y';-Jpincis Blue t-cathcr Scats $5.eo $1.50 Combination 3Iahogany ArmChairs and Roclicrs Cano Seats and Backs 17.75' 1 l-l1 ' -I Vc CI:rf3 4C3Ute St. . . to arr court 7st Dw