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Till OHEGO:! STATZGMAI SALEM.. OREGON, THURSDAY. MOKNING, NOVEMBER 27, 1924 j Toucnr ' . By B. E. Alexander "Knock that off I dare y to! Cowardly-calf I I could lick yon With both arms broke! Yet, y' c'n see i . - j Mpdo It! CannibullJthat's me! I kill 'em I drink their BLOOD! Aw, swan, you your name !,G wan . 'n hit :. ' , Me, why don't y'T You think you're. IT! Yes, sir, I c'n step over that r I doatwant, to. You leave. my hat Alone. I'll slap y f'r a row Of tombstones! Gee. th wind does T" blow! i "ft will, will y'T Try it n see! Siy -nobody-c'n- fool, with mei N". not git hurt! I double dare Y,to -Le'go my HAIR! 'Take that; doggone, y'! Ow! Bite, will 'y? Ow! Ow! OW! Wait till -I, git a stone "'n' I'll fix you! I'm goin t tell my, mother, too! wob-oof ! You le me up, I say! You're settln on my stummick? : HEY! ' S:.GE TK TUBFiS GBAY IMS It'3 i. V Grandmother Recipe ding Back Color and -" Last re to Hair to IThat- beautiful, even - shade of dark", glossy hair can only be Had by brewing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Your hair is yiur charm.. It, makes ,or mars ihe fa'ce. When it fades, turns gray of .streaked' just an applieatioa'or two oj, a.ge ,and .Sulphur, enhances its appearance, a hundredfold. DontTotber to prepare the mixture;', you can. get this famqus ol !. recipe, improved, by, the addition- ox. other" ingredients , at a small cost,' all ready, for use. jit H called , Wyeth's - Sage ? and filli ps r Compound This can always t.. depended upon, to s bring. hack tt 3 natural' color and. lustre jot yprfhairr : - ." ;, " f.LlTerybodynses "Wyeth'a" Sage and Sulphur' Compound now, he tause it darken so, naturally and evenly that nobody. can. tell It has been applied. You simply dampen a sponge, or- soft brush with it and draw: this through the hair, taking one small strand at a time; vjjuumiug iu 1 -J uair uu uir ajr-ared, and after another appli cation it becomes beautifully dark, and appears glossy and lustrous. Adr. i i i ii r - . t V 1 Tiv i W 0 - When I git up I'll kill you dead! 0w - Ow! I Me EYE! 'Kough! NOUGH! I said!" According To Capacity Wife; "What are you talking about?" i' i Hubby: fNothing."- Wife: "Nothing. Well, don't tell all you know." - j J. W, R. ; t I Business , J I Gladys: "What happened at the weekend- party?" -, Betty: "The men talked shop and the women talked shopping." , - Gertrude Marie Heller. ! Both Sit Down On the Job '- Jim: "I understand he occupies a chair of. philosophy." Jane: "What is he a . college professor or' a( janitor?" , I' i A Rhokinjc Exhibition, Down in Hocking lived young Doc i King.' In the Hocking Valley; He fell in love with Sally Lee Who lived. In Peking Alley.. King was a Ching-a-ling Chinee, And a, Chinese . laundry; girl was -. she. i ; ; ' . Good looking Doc King came there peeking. Seeking Peking ' Sally, But the Peking girl stood xnock- " Ing.Doc King, . Oh, you , saucy Sally, Watched by the town of Hocking, blocking Every street and - alley; They saw her kicfe King, and no joking, Saw, her limb without a stock s' ' ing! f ' They were Shocked at-Sally; Yes, her stocking sure was lack ing.', i ' Shocking It Peking Valley! A - i - !' ; ; -Q. JV Edson. r Pej5-0'-3Iy-Heart! J One day little Peggy, who Is four, years. old, was. taken out. to dinner by her aunt.' For dessert Peggy was asked what, she , wan t ed. i s ; ' " "Chocolate, pudjUng," was the prompt reply.. To try and ayoid giving this to her, her aunt said that she did not like it. ? Then Otelia. the colored- wait ress, said that she, too, dlslekid it. But Peggy said: ""'You do like chocolate pudding, because you're chocolate, Otelia." Mary Alice Gleason. They Simply Pot Their Foot Down Holmes : "Do you believe wo men can stand more suffering than men?" Shoe Clerk: "It's been my ob servation that they can." John J. Mueller. rptfM nfynnutuf?rHffmunf;ffrunuffniinTiufinwiinnynnunnnfAM jziecisa. Is THiainikf ul Fox ths bounteous blessings which a kind Providence has bestowed-on us. For the Igood. cheer that abounds in our midst . and the (love of our dear, ones; for the joy of vv Hying in a land of plenty, and of ministering to the -less fortunate people, in other lands. N 'J-. . : : On this day; pf Thanlcsgivingr, may ; each of us re-dedicate ourselves ..... ... to righteousness and to seryice. .w StoreClosed Today fTJ T7C Hi p ow asr to. an c ,j2a The CrosB-Wonl Puzzle Crazn By Dr. Walter E. Traprock It makes me smile when I see all the heat that is being created by the crossword puzzlers. ; One might think that the ' cross-word puzzle was a new invention! in stead of. the favorite pastime of our grandfathers. I was born and brought up in a puzzle family, so to speak, my grandfather Ezra having for years held -down the job of Puzzle Editor of Godey'a Lady Book. Well do I remember his saying to me: "Walt, you have the family genius; you are a true puzzle-wit." i ' . In my young, manhood we used to form two-man puzzle teams, and It is interesting to note that my fellow; holder of the Cross country Cross-Word Championship was "none other than the Editor of, THE FUN SHOP, then in his early teens. Young Maxson Ju dell "and I defeated all comers, and. held the Diamond-studded Dictionary until, we cast aside, the pastime fori more serious pursuits. A pleasant memory is that of our reciting the Unabridged Diction ary for 'Noah Webster. It took us three days and - old man was quite prostrated by our, teat. I recall also a cross-word puz zle which we constructed to fit the linoleum, pattern in. the Ju deJl kitchen. It contained 32,000 words and drove 12 cooks insane. It was a cross-word t puzzle which delayed Marshall Ney t at Waterloo and resulted in Napo lepn's defeat. Some day I hope to rerite history and show what the cross-word puzzle has really meant. A Horrible End Willis: "Heard abou Smith's death? He worked in a powder factory there was an accident and " Nillis: "Explosion, eh?? ; Willis: "No, this - was a face powder factory. " The jioor fellow was suffocated" In the fumes." i A. U. McCoy. s Then The Cross Words I Mrs. Speckles: "What is a four letter word denoting one who is married?" ; , " ? ;? Mr. Speckles: "Fool!" r -I Archie Glahn. i He who danced used to pay the piper.. Now you. start off. with the hat check boy. (Copyright, 1924... Reproduction Forbiden), I I STAYTON NEWS I - - 4 Norval Fisher Is. Home from OAC where he is a student, and will spend the Thanksgiving holi day with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph. Fisher. t 3 Word comes from Mr. and. Mrs. J. . R. Gardner, who have been in Baker for the past three months, that they started home on the 24th. Mr. and Mrs. Gardner will spend Thanksgiving ... in Portland with their, daughter, Mrs Fryer, and be home the next day. ' Donald C. Kearns is here from Corvallis spending the Thanksgiv ing holiday at the Cooper, home. Mr. Kearns is a nephew, of W. O. and Cora Cooper. Mrs. Mabel Rands Ander ton is i s ill enjoying a visit from her brother. Mr. Rands, who arrived here dur ing the week for a holiday visit. Mr. Rands is a prominent citizen of Corvallis. ' Joseph H: Brewer and family of Seaside are gnests at the home of his mother, Mrs. Allio Brewer. Mr. Brewer, who has been in the drug-business in-Seaside, has dis posed of - his business interests there and is looking for a new location. ' - ' The freshet; of last week did some damage to the river bridge in! Linn county, just south of the main bridge across the river. An approach being misplaced was the most serious of the damage. The damage has been repaired. Mrs. Amy Howell, Mr. and Mrs. Coalman George andMr. George's mother, of Salem, were here Sun day afternoon for a visit at the J. Pi Davie home. E. C. Titus, drove over from Falls City Sunday and has been visiting among his many friends here for the last few days.' R. M. Cramer, one of Stayton's businessmen, was in Falls City Sunday. Mr. Cramer has leased the E. C. Titus lot on Third street for another year, where he will continue to conduct his business. Mr. and Mrs. William Crabtree 3nd son Alvah.went to Salem Sun ay where they spent the day visiting with relatives. The revival, meetings which When you are suffering with rheumatism so you can hardly get around just try Red Pepper Rub and you will have the quickest re lief known. Nothing has such concentrated.. penetrating heat as red peppers. Instant relief. Just as soon as you apply Red Pepper Rub you feel the tingling heat. In three min utes it warms the sore spot through and through. Frees the blood circulation, breaks up the congestion and the old rheuma tism torture is gone. L Rowles Red Pepper Rub, made from red peppers, costs little at any drug store. Get, a jar at once. 'Use it for lumbago, neu ritis, backache, stiff neck, sore muscles, colds in chest. Almost; instant relief awaits you. Be sure to get the genuine. With the name Rowles on each package. Adv. TT111'' WITH ID PEPPER Webster's HOME EXACT SIZE 1 SO, Ji!! liifTit tf.r.Tti, ii r ,4t- x ; " ' " t i t r xV -' ."4 have been going on here for 'the past four weeks " Closed Sunday night- with 30 or more additions to .the, membership. Rev. Teddy Leavitt, the youthful evangelist who conducted the meeting, left Monday for Salem where he has begun a series of meetings at the Bungalow Christian church. 1 CLOVERDALE I Mrs. Mary Schifferer's mother, who has been very ill at Pratum, is now better and is here on a visit.' ; ' : Mrs. "W. II. Wilson entertained Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Wood, Mr. arid Mrs. Budong, Mr.( and Mrs. Carl Wood and Mr. Everett Wood and Mr. Emery Wood a week ago Sun day. . . - ; Mrs. Caroline. Smith of Portland was. here visiting her mother a few days ago. J , ' Mrs. Lydia Schifferer spent . a New Modern English - ' FLEXtSLE BINDING f-V X i 3 . n T iS..&r:.- j XT'1 ft few days with relatives In Port land last week. Mr. Arthur Kunke has been building a new addition to his dairy barn. Mrs. Ida Xesbit and children, who have . been spending a few months here wUh her parents, Mr, and Mrs. C. Kunke, returned to her home in Montana a few days ago. : - ' . .: . Mr. levi Fli'fet and family of Salem were visiting at the home of Mr. Arthur; Kunke Sunday. Miss Sarah Lansing .will assist in the Gilbert studio i-and craft shop during the Chrismas holi days. Mr. and Mrs. Merlin Harding and Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Savage are in PortlancLfor the Thanksgiv ing holidays as guests at the home of Charles H. Savage. - i-'isMiiiiiiit: A inn - $ Ll- QG0 Wordsr Over One "Thousand I: Genuine Seal Grain Fabrikoid . V " . r'V'J.ir J CIL IEETIIG J lERiiy Board to Take Action on Ir rigation Interest to Pre vent State Defaulting Because four Irrigation districts in ' Oregon report no funds on hand to pay interest on irrigation bonds, the state emergency, board has been notified, to meet Friday morning to authorize " an appro priation ot $l 8,516.89 to meet the interest on bonds issued, by the state guaranteeing the; payment of the Irrigation bonds. . "I have called upontthe various irrigation, districts to forward me the amount due by December 1," Jefferson Myers, state treasurer, advised Secretary of State Kozer Wednesday afternoon. "It is es sential in-order to prevent the state of Oregon from defaulting on Us bonded obligations that the money be in my hands not later than -November 29 in order that I may transmit the funds to the fiscal agency in New York to meet the Interest coupons due Decem ber 1." - ' .'!.,. t Districts owing interest and the amounts of each are Ochoco, $9957.10; Warmsprings, $ 10,1 12. 65; Slide, $227.50, and the Sum mer Lake district, $215.47, mak ing a total of $20,562.72. The Summer Iake district owed $881. -42, but has paid $665.95 on ac count. Of the original. $10,000 appropriation, there remains but $2045.83, according to State Treasurer- Myers. Crook county re ceived $252.24; ' Summer Lake $701.93, and Warmsprings $7000 of the full appropriation,' these amounts having never been, re funded. The, balance; $2045.83, subtracted- from the amount of interest the districts are unable to pay, $20,562.72, leaves. a bal ance of $18,516.89,. which must be met through action of the emergency board-' ' . - BLANCHING CELERY OTHER REMINDERS - (Continued from page 11) ' pending on the variety of color, the quality, brittleness and flavor begins to be lost. Three weeks is usually the length of time requir i'. 1 OFFICE Beautiful Color WEBSTER'S S n"oT?sT, DICTIONARY ONLY Dictionarr of the English Lan suage. Orieio and History of Diction aries. --.!:, The Ori-in and DeTeiopmeat f the English Language. Principle ot Grammar. Orthography. Ktymology. Sjrn'tax.- I'unctnatioa UarlcS axnd Their Meaning, j Veraification Forma and Rules. Key to Abbreviation. ' Key to Pronounciation. The Boy Scout Movemeat ia the United States. The Boy Scouts in Foreign Countries, i Versification and Prosody. Synonyms and Antonyms. Glossary of Aviation Terms. Get Your i-Booh. 'ToL , l . 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